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Good news everybody! He-Man has nipples now

So you can fap to him!

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by Anonymousreply 7706/10/2021

I’m looking forward to this and only hope they reboot She-Ra in the same vein. (The Netflix reboot was cute and enjoyable but veered too far from the source material.)

by Anonymousreply 105/13/2021

But does he tweak them while getting his hole pumped full of anon loads?

If not, gross. I still can’t fap to that.

by Anonymousreply 205/13/2021

But will Skeletor still be femme?

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by Anonymousreply 305/13/2021

He-Man made me gay as a kid in the 80s. All those hot and bothered muscle men and only three bitchy women.

by Anonymousreply 405/13/2021

He-Man and She-Ra made every boy born in the 80s gay. We WANTED him but WANTED TO BE her!

by Anonymousreply 505/13/2021

R5 This is so fucking true! LOL!

by Anonymousreply 605/13/2021

I loved this when I was a very young kid. I preferred Thundercats when it came out, but I do remember having a real thing for He-man. My first crush?!? I’m actually looking forward to this.

by Anonymousreply 705/13/2021

He-Man the Himbo

by Anonymousreply 805/13/2021

The whole animal thing aside... as a kid I believe I was unknowingly more attracted to Lion-o's less bulky, more natural build. His suit might have shown off his ass better as well.

by Anonymousreply 905/13/2021

Of all people in Hollywood, Kevin Smith is running this animated show? That's so random.

I love the Netflix She-Ra series. Sure, the animation looked flat and cheap, but the story and the characters were pretty great. And it's probably the most LGBTQ friendly animated show so far.

by Anonymousreply 1005/13/2021

[quote]Of all people in Hollywood, Kevin Smith is running this animated show? That's so random.

Remember when he was going to write and direct a Gilligan's Island movie?

by Anonymousreply 1105/13/2021

And a Six Million Dollar Man movie?

by Anonymousreply 1205/13/2021

R11 The nerds love their silent Bob street cred

by Anonymousreply 1305/13/2021

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by Anonymousreply 1405/13/2021

R9, Lion-O was pure fuck machine.

He-man is more of a model for good gay behavior - kind hearted, gentle, with a higher voice - until some bitch makes him snap.

by Anonymousreply 1505/13/2021

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by Anonymousreply 1605/13/2021

I hope they're smart enough to have She-Ra show up early on. The last show was cancelled before she could show up.

by Anonymousreply 1705/13/2021

Will Ram Man and Fisto (real character names) make an appearance??

by Anonymousreply 1805/13/2021

The original was definitely created by a bunch of fetish-loving gays, as evidenced from Fisto and Man-at-Arms to Ram Man and the lisping Prince Adam in his pink spandex and lilac tights, not to mention He-Man’s hairstyle which is the same as my mother’s.

by Anonymousreply 1905/14/2021

Ah, the 80s. Such innocent times where you could get away with naming an action figure, with a big fist, Fisto.

by Anonymousreply 2005/14/2021

As a kid I was obsessed with the box cover art.

Zac Snyder could turn a real life action movie franchise into something wonderfully depressing and apocalyptic.

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by Anonymousreply 2105/14/2021

I really recommend watching the episode about MotU on Netflix's "The Toys That Made Us."

If I remember correctly, it was a kind of joke between the designers to see how far they could go with their silly concepts and names.

by Anonymousreply 2205/14/2021

[quote] As a kid I was obsessed with the box cover art.

I agree, R21. The art gave the impression of a magical, mystical, overcast world filled with creatures and demons and gorgeous god-men and resplendent women. I used to stare at it and imagine all kinds of adventures.

by Anonymousreply 2305/14/2021

Yes that actually sounds like something Zack Snyder would be good at. And he does have good taste in men.

Columbia was making a live action He Man with the badly cast, dark haired Noah Centino in the role but he thankfully exited as of the other week.

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by Anonymousreply 2405/14/2021

This is a great documentary on Netflix that traces the history of He-Man and She-Ra. Check it out!

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by Anonymousreply 2505/14/2021

R18, don't forget Tongue Lashor.

by Anonymousreply 2605/14/2021

Stratos queened out at times.

by Anonymousreply 2705/14/2021

This is the kind of thing where if you’re not going to bother casting a gigantic blonde Adonis, don’t bother

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by Anonymousreply 2805/14/2021

[quote] if you’re not going to bother casting a gigantic blonde Adonis, don’t bother

How about Kellan Lutz?

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by Anonymousreply 2905/14/2021

Kellan Lutz HAD luscious breasts. Not HAS.

by Anonymousreply 3005/14/2021

At r21's link check one of the wind rider images, the one where it's on the ground, where He-Man shows butt cheek.

by Anonymousreply 3105/14/2021

That’s not a butt crack

That’s just an ample butt in a thong, like Matt Bomer in Magic Mike

by Anonymousreply 3205/14/2021

Adam Hagenbuch could make a good He-Man

Decent enough actor (CMU grad) and pecs of death

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by Anonymousreply 3305/14/2021

[quote] That’s not a butt crack

Butt crack and butt cheeck are two different things. And to me that looks like an exposed butt cheek.

by Anonymousreply 3405/14/2021

Oh sorry I read that as butt crack first

by Anonymousreply 3505/14/2021

Butt cheek, butt crack - it’s ASS!

by Anonymousreply 3605/14/2021

Bad News: Smith was forced to take the subject matter seriously, so we won’t get his trademark humor.

Which means it’s just the standard commercial for kids toys it’s always been and not worth watching.

by Anonymousreply 3705/14/2021

R37 I read that it is geared more toward adult, i.e., it’s dark and mature. We’ll see.

by Anonymousreply 3805/14/2021

Yeah, so it will be graphic novelly.

I’d rather see camp, but Mattell would never sign off.

by Anonymousreply 3905/14/2021

He-Man was so much more creative and diverse than Thundercats.

He-Man came first. He-Man had more and cooler toys .He-Man is hotter.

You can keep Lion-O, you furry freaks!

by Anonymousreply 4005/14/2021

I think Letterkenny's Jared Keeso would be a great He-Man.

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by Anonymousreply 4105/14/2021

Brock O’Hurn and Kellan Lutz are too long in the tooth now.

by Anonymousreply 4205/14/2021

Brock could be a sexy Beast Man.

by Anonymousreply 4305/14/2021

There was always so much sexual tension between He Man and Skeletor. Like they just needed to wrestle and fuck.

by Anonymousreply 4405/14/2021

R40 While I prefer H-Man too, Thundercats is great and has peak moments that are just as enthralling.

by Anonymousreply 4505/14/2021

R41 those pecs don’t jut enough

by Anonymousreply 4605/14/2021

Alexander Ludwig as He-Man? Yes, please! However, I imagine after Vikings he's all "wearing fur shorts and fur boots? Been there, done that!"

by Anonymousreply 4705/14/2021

I’m thinking it looks too serious.

by Anonymousreply 4805/15/2021

Ludwig is too fat and pale.

by Anonymousreply 4905/15/2021

Ludwig has a really small face for his head and it looks weird.

by Anonymousreply 5005/15/2021

Alexander Ludwig. Are his pecs good enough for He-Man?

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by Anonymousreply 5105/15/2021

They are kind of flat. You need more curvature like this.

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by Anonymousreply 5205/15/2021

OP, the original He-Man action figure had nipples, even if the Filmation cartoon character didn't.

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by Anonymousreply 5305/15/2021

Trailer

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by Anonymousreply 5406/10/2021

Trailer is great!

by Anonymousreply 5506/10/2021

Does he have foreskin?

by Anonymousreply 5606/10/2021

It definitely looks fun and interesting. The 80s song choice was cute and totally apropos.

by Anonymousreply 5706/10/2021

No. Doesn’t look good. They can’t get the transformation right, either.

by Anonymousreply 5806/10/2021

What's wrong with it, R58?

by Anonymousreply 5906/10/2021

I can’t describe it, it’s just off.

by Anonymousreply 6006/10/2021

Look at those beautiful breasts

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by Anonymousreply 6106/10/2021

R60 Maybe the rapid pace of and lack of dialogue in the trailer is what feels off.

by Anonymousreply 6206/10/2021

It looks like He-Man 2002. Maybe that’s what they were going for.

by Anonymousreply 6306/10/2021

It looks like r63 is the Redundant Copycat Thread Thief, as he just stole my observation from the trailer thread:

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by Anonymousreply 6406/10/2021

I posted it first based on the time, R64. Sorry. You copied me, looks like. 🙃

by Anonymousreply 6506/10/2021

The song choice in the trailer is enormously cringe-worthy...but this looks good. Childhood me approves...

by Anonymousreply 6606/10/2021

Don’t you DARE diss Bonnie Tyler’s Holding Out For a Hero

RIP TANDI IMAN DUPREE

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by Anonymousreply 6706/10/2021

Are Fisto and Tung Lashor in this version?

by Anonymousreply 6806/10/2021

I could never figure out how Skeletor's skull head was attached to his muscleman's purple body.

by Anonymousreply 6906/10/2021

I could never understand why they released the Evil Lyn figure as if she had hepatitis C. That yellow, ugh. I wish she looked more like she did in the cartoon. I know they always look a little different but come on.

by Anonymousreply 7006/10/2021

Skeletor would be a Datalounger for sure.

by Anonymousreply 7106/10/2021

Stratos queened out at times. And Prince Adam of course was a caftan wearer.

by Anonymousreply 7206/10/2021

This He-Man looks far too serious. He-Man was light and fun and colorful and fabulous. I think that Smith guy takes himself way too seriously.

by Anonymousreply 7306/10/2021

Kevin Smith is only known for taking himself highly comically. He's really funny and good at comedy.

Which is why it's a huge bummer that Mattel wouldn't let him play He-Man for camp. "Holding Out for a Hero" is as silly as you're going to get.

by Anonymousreply 7406/10/2021

He wanted to be campy with He-Man?

by Anonymousreply 7506/10/2021

Skeletor's skull is attached to his body through magic.

Basically, Hordak had to save his life by freezing his skull to his body with sorcery when his face was melting off.

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by Anonymousreply 7606/10/2021

Read the OP's article, r75.

Mattel instructed Kevin Smith not to "wink" with the material.

by Anonymousreply 7706/10/2021
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