Would you use it to get men to lavish you with DIAMONDS!!!!?
If you had a pussy, what would you do with it?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | May 28, 2021 9:24 PM |
Keep it clean and fresh smelling
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 3, 2021 5:17 AM |
Let as many daddies play with my pussy as possible
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 3, 2021 5:18 AM |
Pussy isn't that special, OP. Every woman has one.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 3, 2021 5:19 AM |
Piercings for sure. I don't have a pussy, but I have pussy tattoos in both armpits
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 3, 2021 5:25 AM |
I would seek to emulate the illustrious career of Charlotte Kirk: an icon for us all.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 3, 2021 5:27 AM |
R3 Some women don't know how to cash in on the gold mine they sit upon.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 3, 2021 5:30 AM |
Is Melissa McCarthy sitting on a gold mine, R6?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 3, 2021 6:07 AM |
R7 Yes. In her š§
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 3, 2021 6:10 AM |
Ping pong balls, duh
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 3, 2021 6:11 AM |
Nothing.
Would probably end up playing video games or something while ignoring other people as much as possible.
You could do that with a dick or pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 3, 2021 8:05 AM |
Lay down naked on a sidewalk with my legs open and let every guy come fuck me.š„µ
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 3, 2021 8:10 AM |
Did you even look at the photo?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 3, 2021 8:11 AM |
Is get an old mattress from next to a dumpster and drag it into some old yard so all the boys could fuck me on it!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 3, 2021 8:13 AM |
Iāll try to locate the G-spot
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 3, 2021 8:15 AM |
Set up a circus tent near an alley yelling "Line 'em up boys, no touching, no flash photography, 50 cents a peek!"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 3, 2021 3:17 PM |
I would rub my clit until I orgasmed.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 3, 2021 3:29 PM |
I would drive to the nearest frat house, college and high school football, rugy and wrestling meetings, attend gyms nearby, hit up tinder to get the local talent and write up cute boys on facebook from other countries in order to get fucked, penetrated, pleasure, fingered and fisted by as many powerful and cute boys as possible!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 3, 2021 3:32 PM |
You already have a pussy, OP. It's called a mancunt.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 3, 2021 3:38 PM |
I would get it declawed and then shave off all its fur.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 3, 2021 3:39 PM |
I suppose I would try to train it to use a litter box.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 3, 2021 3:40 PM |
I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 3, 2021 3:41 PM |
Did anyone notice that the guy that has the pussy tattoo at R4 appears to have three cigarette burn scars in a row under his arm, where it wonāt show? Who did that, Daddy when he was a kid? No wonder heās so screwed up.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 3, 2021 3:41 PM |
I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open
R21 In other words, you'd live then as you live now.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 3, 2021 3:53 PM |
Stroke it?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 3, 2021 3:58 PM |
Be careful - they bite sometimes.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 3, 2021 4:01 PM |
R7 More like an arid canyon.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 3, 2021 4:05 PM |
I would break out the vjazzling kit and get to work!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 3, 2021 4:07 PM |
R3 Not every woman!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 3, 2021 4:33 PM |
I'd pay the hottest two studs I could find to dp me. (Assuming I still have my manly prostate.)
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 3, 2021 4:51 PM |
I would follow the advice of Bob Barker and get it spayed.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 3, 2021 4:53 PM |
I would do either a gangbang or a 30 man bukkake.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 3, 2021 8:10 PM |
Pet it, feed it, and buy it a scratching post.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 3, 2021 8:14 PM |
I have a pussy and its name is Tiddles! Every time I show it it wins prizes.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 3, 2021 8:59 PM |
Damnit! R33 beat me to the Mrs. Slocombe joke!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 3, 2021 10:22 PM |
As an owner of a pussy this thread is the giggles. You'd all soon discover that roughly .00002% of straight men actually know what to do with a pussy when they manage to get their dicks inside one.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 3, 2021 11:52 PM |
I'd have Gwen over to warsh it.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 3, 2021 11:57 PM |
I wish I had one. I would have loved to sleep with hot jocks. I read Literotica and always imagine that I was the woman and it just sounds great to experience orgasms.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 4, 2021 12:22 AM |
If my pussy was in the mood, I'd have clipped, & then shampooed!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 4, 2021 1:23 AM |
I'm with R17. Do it with frat boys, then with a rugby team, then the marines, then go to a biker bar, then a bachelor party, then some dilfs on a boys weekend away, then maybe just do like R11, but on the grass in a park somewhere, rather than a sidewalk, and let whoever wants to climb aboard, do so.
I'd want to be the town bike.
In reality, I'd probably have exactly the same fears of STIs I do now, with pregnancy fears on top of that, plus reputation. So I'd just be frustrated haha. But fun to fantasise about.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 22, 2021 6:07 AM |
I would make like Weird Al and eat it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 22, 2021 6:12 AM |
Train it to use chopsticks. I swear I saw this in Bangkok.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 22, 2021 7:02 AM |
[quote] I'd probably have exactly the same fears of STIs I do now, with pregnancy fears on top of that, plus reputation
All a girl really has is her reputation!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 22, 2021 7:26 AM |
I would stuff it with fat, straight cock all day every day. My middle name would be cream pie. I'd also learn to squirt my pussy juice all over the place because straight me love to watch women cum.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 22, 2021 7:26 AM |
Find he hottest cocks to stimulate it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 22, 2021 7:28 AM |
[quote]As an owner of a pussy this thread is the giggles. You'd all soon discover that roughly .00002% of straight men actually know what to do with a pussy when they manage to get their dicks inside one.
Iāve heard that from several of my female friends and Iāve always been incredibly disappointed when Iāve heard that. Definitely kills the fantasy.š
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 22, 2021 7:29 AM |
Try triple penetration.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 22, 2021 7:30 AM |
Call me a bitch or a slut. But I will seduce as many married middle age men as possible. It doesn't matter if they are hot or not (it will be better if they are not :) ) Nothing turn me on more than seeing ugly man being offered a nice pink pussy that they normally couldn't get. And seducing married man and make them fuck some juicy pussy that they know they shouldn't be fucking is just heaven. The look of guilt and satisfaction mixed together is what I am living for. It will be even sexier if the married middle age man rejected me at first after being offered a nice pussy. And slowly and surely they start jerking off thinking about the pussy he could have, and eventually act on it and fuck the pussy as much as he want and however he want.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 22, 2021 9:00 AM |
The goal would be to seduce people that you have a relationship with, boss, teacher, co-worker, uncle, friend's dad, your plumber, technician, pizza delivery man etc. But you will have to pick a right occasion, and the right occasion would be the one they are least expected.
Think about it, a married middle age bold man working late at night at the office, then suddenly, a young female worked for him suddenly get naked and offer her pink pussy to his face. He rejected first, but after half an hour of pussy playing in front of him. He finally use his married cock and enjoy the sexy pink pussy. Afterward, he knew he did something wrong but he was so satisfied. Then you rubbed his cock and got him to fuck pink pussy once again.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 22, 2021 9:09 AM |
Hit the gym with my regular straight buds, show it off in the changing room, see if any of them are intrigued enough to take it for a sweaty post-workout ride. hey look fellas what I got today, anyone want to help me break it in. I already know one stanky lug who will jump on it.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 22, 2021 9:17 AM |
Like this, flashing my pussy to plumber, technician and delivery man etc.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 22, 2021 9:28 AM |
Like this, flashing my pussy to plumber, technician and delivery man etc.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 22, 2021 9:29 AM |
I'd actually seriously be interested to see what it feels like to have one and what it's like to have it penetrated. I love my dick and being male and wouldn't change that for anything, but a weekend swapsies would be fun. Take it for a test drive, get used like a slut for a night. Do the whole gangbang thing. Could be very enjoyable.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 22, 2021 9:29 AM |
Like this, flashing my pussy to technician and plumber etc
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 22, 2021 9:30 AM |
You know, you can just buy a fake one on eBay.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 22, 2021 9:39 AM |
Gays are slut so flashing your dick and ass to gay men will probably do nothing. But woman are different. Straight men, particularly the unattractive one, see so few pussy in his life, so offering pussy would be a great turn on for them.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 22, 2021 9:56 AM |
A LOT of gay men (bottoms) have VAGINA envy.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 22, 2021 10:01 AM |
Iād get me a rich pussy mad husband like Aaron Rodgers or John Mulaney! Bliss!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 22, 2021 10:01 AM |
I'd put a Band-Aid on it and hope that it healed
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 22, 2021 12:14 PM |
^That reminds me of a weird short film I saw once on late night TV, about a woman who talked about how much she hated her cunt, and wanted to tape it up, but she had heard another woman did it and sealed up - and she was happy for a little while until the sealing up actually caused some kind of issue that killed her.
These are the kind of random films they used to play on TV on Saturday nights in Australia back in the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 22, 2021 12:58 PM |
^ I was just kidding... Geez, as a guy when something bleeds on me I put a Band-Aid on it
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 22, 2021 1:43 PM |
I do have a pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 22, 2021 6:08 PM |
Hahahaha - R52. I love the seduction porns. I feel like I would be the whore that seduced everyone and straight men usually can't resist pussy. Definitely be a cougar porn whore too. The question is can we keep our male brains with pussy? If we get female brains, that will kill the urge to be the cock stuffing whores we want to be.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 22, 2021 6:19 PM |
I'd rent it out like a parking space.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 22, 2021 6:27 PM |
Arenāt gay men happy being men?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 22, 2021 6:42 PM |
"Arenāt gay men happy being men? "
Where have you been? Gay men are never happy
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 23, 2021 6:38 PM |
[quote]Arenāt gay men happy being men?
Yes, but it would be fun to have a pussy for a few days just to see what it was like and because it would make getting men even easier.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 23, 2021 7:02 PM |
That doesnāt seem normal to me.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 23, 2021 7:03 PM |
[quote]That doesnāt seem normal to me.
Umm, youāre on Datalounge and youāre expecting normal??š³š
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 23, 2021 7:06 PM |
Some people here attack trans people....while obsessing over women and vaginas and what they'd do if they had a vagina
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 23, 2021 7:07 PM |
It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even āfor a few daysā. Itās bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 23, 2021 7:08 PM |
My lady pussy mesmerizes men. But only powerful Ć nd wealthy men are granted appointments.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 23, 2021 7:10 PM |
[quote]It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even āfor a few daysā. Itās bizarre.
It makes me sad that dumb cunt fraus come onto a gay website and then bitch about how they donāt understand anything and about how bizarre the comments are. Go the fuck away if you donāt like what youāre reading.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 23, 2021 7:11 PM |
Is this a gay site or a trans site?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 23, 2021 7:14 PM |
Gay men who wish they had a pussy. Gay men who pretend to be women on Tinder to attract 'strong, handsome, swole, musclebound men'.
I love this place, I really do.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 23, 2021 7:22 PM |
I'd pet it and I'd stroke it until it started to purr.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 23, 2021 7:36 PM |
Iād be interested to experience a female orgasm and also to feel what itās like to have multiple orgasms, which many women report having during intercourse. I would also find some Nan Michiganwomyn type to give it some gold star lesbian level cunnilingus.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 23, 2021 7:56 PM |
I'd make sure ALL of the men in my life were PUSSY whipped.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 23, 2021 8:04 PM |
I'd order a bucket of testosterone to have the sex drive that previous posters are displaying. to have. I'd make sure the sex protected me from HPV, which is linked to cervical cancer. I'd wonder whether the battle to stay thin, look a certain way, dress a certain way, act a certain way is worth it to attract insipid partners who have no interest in making me come. Then I'd become a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 23, 2021 8:09 PM |
Iād negate my gender and become non binary
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 23, 2021 8:13 PM |
I'm a Gay man who has always been happy with all my God-given parts and never wanted to be anything else. I know, boring... *sigh*
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 23, 2021 8:21 PM |
But posters here aren't saying they aren't happy being gay men, or they want to be anything else, they're just saying they're curious to see what it'd be like. I don't think there's anything weird about that.
I've heard men say this kind of thing in real life all the time, mostly straight guys who want to spend a day playing with themselves if they were a woman and having multiple orgasms. It's no surprise gay men would wonder what it'd be like if they could have sex with that hot guy who clearly would never have sex with another man.
Who cares how other people think and fantasise? Geez, there are some controlling people out there.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 23, 2021 8:47 PM |
^ You have a point and I didn't mean to sound judgemental or controlling, I was just offering a take from someone who never wanted a pussy or wanted to be anything other
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 23, 2021 9:07 PM |
I do apologise if I sounded too grumpy there, R86. I think it was just the number of comments like that. x
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 23, 2021 9:26 PM |
R77, most straight women have enough trouble having one organ during sex.....
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 23, 2021 9:29 PM |
Get fucked by the football team, the baseball team, and the basketball team all at once.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 23, 2021 9:29 PM |
Wasn't there a nasty movie in which a guy comes back as Ellen Barkin? I remember the scene where she looked at her breasts and said something about being thrilled about the prospect of playing with her boobs. Movie got trashed by critics.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 24, 2021 2:03 AM |
I'd decorate it with brocade and pearls, and turn it into an Air BnB.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 24, 2021 2:28 AM |
Iād use it to acquire as many pearl necklaces as possible from hot men, not diamonds.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 24, 2021 2:31 AM |
Iād quarantine it
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 24, 2021 2:32 AM |
Iād free bleed all over the place.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 24, 2021 2:35 AM |
I'd never have to look for my keys.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 24, 2021 3:39 AM |
I'd bee so grossed out by it.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 24, 2021 3:57 AM |
Fuck all of the hot straight cock that I can. What kind of question is this?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 24, 2021 4:08 AM |
Commit suicide.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 24, 2021 6:17 AM |
Fuck yes, R89. That's just for starters too. I plan to make my way through every team in the NRL.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 24, 2021 8:04 AM |
I'd shave it and teach it to walk three steps behind me,
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 24, 2021 8:35 AM |
I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 24, 2021 8:41 AM |
Is this a thread to reveal your inner trans side,
or
to tell us you wish you weren't gay
I can't decide which one has more votes, but they are equally sad!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 24, 2021 8:56 AM |
Judging by the number of fraus one sees on the streets wheeling prams -- creatures so blighted one one can't imagine any man in their right mind wishing to insert their dick into --- I would rule the world: a mixture of Catherine The Great and Madga Goebbels. I would be glamourous, mercilous, unstoppable.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 24, 2021 9:13 AM |
R103 It is a thread about lusting straight men
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 24, 2021 12:13 PM |
The Allie is straight menz. Ladyboy poosie nabs them. Nothing fishy about it.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 24, 2021 12:58 PM |
[quote]I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!
I think this used to be true in the past, but the opposite seems to be true today. Because I canāt tell you how many women are so desperate for dick and to say they have a man that they will practically become his slave just to keep him around. So many of these women are so desperate for a man that they will be the ones who work while the husband lays around at home doing nothing all day.
So there are just as many straight women (if not more) that will do anything for dick as there are straight men who will do anything for pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 24, 2021 10:01 PM |
I would order a case of sanitary napkins on Amazon so I'd be ready for my monthly visits from "Aunt Flo."
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 24, 2021 10:06 PM |
R106 Wrong, real straight men want pussy not trannies.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 25, 2021 2:41 AM |
If you have a front hole, strengthen it, tighten it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 25, 2021 2:59 AM |
You're imputing magical powers to pussy. It's part of the total package. Chrissy Metz has one.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 25, 2021 3:02 AM |
I could do THREE inputs simultaneously - MOUTH, ASS, PUSSY
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 25, 2021 3:28 AM |
R109 your relentless trans hate is not endearing.. UK spinsters have too much time on their hands.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 25, 2021 8:23 AM |
TERFs are only quiet when their c-paps are worn.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 25, 2021 8:26 AM |
I would shove hidden treasure in it. Like a safe.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 25, 2021 10:54 AM |
Stick a diaphragm in it and sell it to the highest, fuckable bidder.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 25, 2021 11:09 AM |
Offer it up frequently. I assume I'd still be a slut.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 25, 2021 11:18 AM |
In the olden days of DL when we wanted to get rid of the fraus, we would post "present hole" photos to drive them away. These days we hardly ever hear from Anne L. Lingus.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 25, 2021 11:37 AM |
I'd have my sewn up and a dildo attached.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 25, 2021 11:38 AM |
Oh please, you either have it or you don't.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 25, 2021 3:11 PM |
It's kind of an unanswerable question.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 25, 2021 3:17 PM |
Stroke it until it miaowed.
That's what pussies do isn't it?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 25, 2021 3:26 PM |
I would turn it into a penis because I am a gay man
by Anonymous | reply 123 | May 25, 2021 3:29 PM |
[quote]R71 It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even āfor a few daysā. Itās bizarre.
Itās ābizarreā to desire variety in life?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | May 25, 2021 3:39 PM |
[quote]R102 I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!
Is this why thereās soooo many women in power, instead of dead in a lake?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | May 25, 2021 3:46 PM |
I have a ready-to-ride mussy. A manhole. A busy bussy. The Mangina Formerly Known as Boigina. A Chunnel of Love. Un chemin de velours vers le paradis. A Martian Mantrap. A vail of delights. A poker's pride. A bottom's bottom. A port for the storm. A spit pit. A kitchen to clean. A keeper of the flame. A pitted peach. A mangash waiting to mangape. A cum collector. A pleather catcher's mitt. A knob finisher. An eager manbeaver. A bone smuggler. A well that needs capping. A dicky lure. A prick parker. A hands-free prick massager. A nuts nest. The low road to heaven.
Pussy? What would I do with THAT?
Take it back to the Humane Society.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | May 25, 2021 3:56 PM |
Iād be walking up and down the street singing this to all the men!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | May 26, 2021 3:15 AM |
Itād start with a quick douche - -
by Anonymous | reply 128 | May 26, 2021 3:42 AM |
Make it squirt, even if it was a bad week.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | May 26, 2021 3:42 AM |
Do hysterectomies come with a new one?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | May 26, 2021 6:53 AM |
I have a pussy and the pandemic is over but people stay 12 feet away from me.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | May 28, 2021 8:27 PM |
Retire from public life and try to learn to pee standing up again.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | May 28, 2021 8:31 PM |
Kill myself the OP and everyone else posting. This needs to be FF.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | May 28, 2021 8:42 PM |