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If you had a pussy, what would you do with it?

Would you use it to get men to lavish you with DIAMONDS!!!!?

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by Anonymousreply 134May 28, 2021 9:24 PM

Keep it clean and fresh smelling

by Anonymousreply 1May 3, 2021 5:17 AM

Let as many daddies play with my pussy as possible

by Anonymousreply 2May 3, 2021 5:18 AM

Pussy isn't that special, OP. Every woman has one.

by Anonymousreply 3May 3, 2021 5:19 AM

Piercings for sure. I don't have a pussy, but I have pussy tattoos in both armpits

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by Anonymousreply 4May 3, 2021 5:25 AM

I would seek to emulate the illustrious career of Charlotte Kirk: an icon for us all.

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by Anonymousreply 5May 3, 2021 5:27 AM

R3 Some women don't know how to cash in on the gold mine they sit upon.

by Anonymousreply 6May 3, 2021 5:30 AM

Is Melissa McCarthy sitting on a gold mine, R6?

by Anonymousreply 7May 3, 2021 6:07 AM

R7 Yes. In her šŸ§ 

by Anonymousreply 8May 3, 2021 6:10 AM

Ping pong balls, duh

by Anonymousreply 9May 3, 2021 6:11 AM

Nothing.

Would probably end up playing video games or something while ignoring other people as much as possible.

You could do that with a dick or pussy.

by Anonymousreply 10May 3, 2021 8:05 AM

Lay down naked on a sidewalk with my legs open and let every guy come fuck me.šŸ„µ

by Anonymousreply 11May 3, 2021 8:10 AM

Did you even look at the photo?

by Anonymousreply 12May 3, 2021 8:11 AM

Is get an old mattress from next to a dumpster and drag it into some old yard so all the boys could fuck me on it!

by Anonymousreply 13May 3, 2021 8:13 AM

Iā€™ll try to locate the G-spot

by Anonymousreply 14May 3, 2021 8:15 AM

Set up a circus tent near an alley yelling "Line 'em up boys, no touching, no flash photography, 50 cents a peek!"

by Anonymousreply 15May 3, 2021 3:17 PM

I would rub my clit until I orgasmed.

by Anonymousreply 16May 3, 2021 3:29 PM

I would drive to the nearest frat house, college and high school football, rugy and wrestling meetings, attend gyms nearby, hit up tinder to get the local talent and write up cute boys on facebook from other countries in order to get fucked, penetrated, pleasure, fingered and fisted by as many powerful and cute boys as possible!

by Anonymousreply 17May 3, 2021 3:32 PM

You already have a pussy, OP. It's called a mancunt.

by Anonymousreply 18May 3, 2021 3:38 PM

I would get it declawed and then shave off all its fur.

by Anonymousreply 19May 3, 2021 3:39 PM

I suppose I would try to train it to use a litter box.

by Anonymousreply 20May 3, 2021 3:40 PM

I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open

by Anonymousreply 21May 3, 2021 3:41 PM

Did anyone notice that the guy that has the pussy tattoo at R4 appears to have three cigarette burn scars in a row under his arm, where it wonā€™t show? Who did that, Daddy when he was a kid? No wonder heā€™s so screwed up.

by Anonymousreply 22May 3, 2021 3:41 PM

I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open

R21 In other words, you'd live then as you live now.

by Anonymousreply 23May 3, 2021 3:53 PM

Stroke it?

by Anonymousreply 24May 3, 2021 3:58 PM

Be careful - they bite sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 25May 3, 2021 4:01 PM

R7 More like an arid canyon.

by Anonymousreply 26May 3, 2021 4:05 PM

I would break out the vjazzling kit and get to work!

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by Anonymousreply 27May 3, 2021 4:07 PM

R3 Not every woman!

by Anonymousreply 28May 3, 2021 4:33 PM

I'd pay the hottest two studs I could find to dp me. (Assuming I still have my manly prostate.)

by Anonymousreply 29May 3, 2021 4:51 PM

I would follow the advice of Bob Barker and get it spayed.

by Anonymousreply 30May 3, 2021 4:53 PM

I would do either a gangbang or a 30 man bukkake.

by Anonymousreply 31May 3, 2021 8:10 PM

Pet it, feed it, and buy it a scratching post.

by Anonymousreply 32May 3, 2021 8:14 PM

I have a pussy and its name is Tiddles! Every time I show it it wins prizes.

by Anonymousreply 33May 3, 2021 8:59 PM

Damnit! R33 beat me to the Mrs. Slocombe joke!

by Anonymousreply 34May 3, 2021 10:22 PM

As an owner of a pussy this thread is the giggles. You'd all soon discover that roughly .00002% of straight men actually know what to do with a pussy when they manage to get their dicks inside one.

by Anonymousreply 35May 3, 2021 11:52 PM

I'd have Gwen over to warsh it.

by Anonymousreply 36May 3, 2021 11:57 PM

I wish I had one. I would have loved to sleep with hot jocks. I read Literotica and always imagine that I was the woman and it just sounds great to experience orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 37May 4, 2021 12:22 AM

I get it waxed.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 4, 2021 1:19 AM

If my pussy was in the mood, I'd have clipped, & then shampooed!

by Anonymousreply 39May 4, 2021 1:23 AM

I'm with R17. Do it with frat boys, then with a rugby team, then the marines, then go to a biker bar, then a bachelor party, then some dilfs on a boys weekend away, then maybe just do like R11, but on the grass in a park somewhere, rather than a sidewalk, and let whoever wants to climb aboard, do so.

I'd want to be the town bike.

In reality, I'd probably have exactly the same fears of STIs I do now, with pregnancy fears on top of that, plus reputation. So I'd just be frustrated haha. But fun to fantasise about.

by Anonymousreply 40May 22, 2021 6:07 AM

I would make like Weird Al and eat it.

by Anonymousreply 41May 22, 2021 6:12 AM

Train it to use chopsticks. I swear I saw this in Bangkok.

by Anonymousreply 42May 22, 2021 7:02 AM

[quote] I'd probably have exactly the same fears of STIs I do now, with pregnancy fears on top of that, plus reputation

All a girl really has is her reputation!

by Anonymousreply 43May 22, 2021 7:26 AM

I would stuff it with fat, straight cock all day every day. My middle name would be cream pie. I'd also learn to squirt my pussy juice all over the place because straight me love to watch women cum.

by Anonymousreply 44May 22, 2021 7:26 AM

Find he hottest cocks to stimulate it.

by Anonymousreply 45May 22, 2021 7:28 AM

[quote]As an owner of a pussy this thread is the giggles. You'd all soon discover that roughly .00002% of straight men actually know what to do with a pussy when they manage to get their dicks inside one.

Iā€™ve heard that from several of my female friends and Iā€™ve always been incredibly disappointed when Iā€™ve heard that. Definitely kills the fantasy.šŸ˜Ÿ

by Anonymousreply 46May 22, 2021 7:29 AM

Try triple penetration.

by Anonymousreply 47May 22, 2021 7:30 AM

Call me a bitch or a slut. But I will seduce as many married middle age men as possible. It doesn't matter if they are hot or not (it will be better if they are not :) ) Nothing turn me on more than seeing ugly man being offered a nice pink pussy that they normally couldn't get. And seducing married man and make them fuck some juicy pussy that they know they shouldn't be fucking is just heaven. The look of guilt and satisfaction mixed together is what I am living for. It will be even sexier if the married middle age man rejected me at first after being offered a nice pussy. And slowly and surely they start jerking off thinking about the pussy he could have, and eventually act on it and fuck the pussy as much as he want and however he want.

by Anonymousreply 48May 22, 2021 9:00 AM

The goal would be to seduce people that you have a relationship with, boss, teacher, co-worker, uncle, friend's dad, your plumber, technician, pizza delivery man etc. But you will have to pick a right occasion, and the right occasion would be the one they are least expected.

Think about it, a married middle age bold man working late at night at the office, then suddenly, a young female worked for him suddenly get naked and offer her pink pussy to his face. He rejected first, but after half an hour of pussy playing in front of him. He finally use his married cock and enjoy the sexy pink pussy. Afterward, he knew he did something wrong but he was so satisfied. Then you rubbed his cock and got him to fuck pink pussy once again.

by Anonymousreply 49May 22, 2021 9:09 AM

Hit the gym with my regular straight buds, show it off in the changing room, see if any of them are intrigued enough to take it for a sweaty post-workout ride. hey look fellas what I got today, anyone want to help me break it in. I already know one stanky lug who will jump on it.

by Anonymousreply 50May 22, 2021 9:17 AM

Like this, flashing my pussy to plumber, technician and delivery man etc.

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by Anonymousreply 51May 22, 2021 9:28 AM

Like this, flashing my pussy to plumber, technician and delivery man etc.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 22, 2021 9:29 AM

I'd actually seriously be interested to see what it feels like to have one and what it's like to have it penetrated. I love my dick and being male and wouldn't change that for anything, but a weekend swapsies would be fun. Take it for a test drive, get used like a slut for a night. Do the whole gangbang thing. Could be very enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 53May 22, 2021 9:29 AM

Like this, flashing my pussy to technician and plumber etc

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by Anonymousreply 54May 22, 2021 9:30 AM

You know, you can just buy a fake one on eBay.

by Anonymousreply 55May 22, 2021 9:39 AM

Gays are slut so flashing your dick and ass to gay men will probably do nothing. But woman are different. Straight men, particularly the unattractive one, see so few pussy in his life, so offering pussy would be a great turn on for them.

by Anonymousreply 56May 22, 2021 9:56 AM

A LOT of gay men (bottoms) have VAGINA envy.

by Anonymousreply 57May 22, 2021 10:01 AM

Iā€™d get me a rich pussy mad husband like Aaron Rodgers or John Mulaney! Bliss!

by Anonymousreply 58May 22, 2021 10:01 AM

I'd put a Band-Aid on it and hope that it healed

by Anonymousreply 59May 22, 2021 12:14 PM

^That reminds me of a weird short film I saw once on late night TV, about a woman who talked about how much she hated her cunt, and wanted to tape it up, but she had heard another woman did it and sealed up - and she was happy for a little while until the sealing up actually caused some kind of issue that killed her.

These are the kind of random films they used to play on TV on Saturday nights in Australia back in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 60May 22, 2021 12:58 PM

^ I was just kidding... Geez, as a guy when something bleeds on me I put a Band-Aid on it

by Anonymousreply 61May 22, 2021 1:43 PM

I do have a pussy.

by Anonymousreply 62May 22, 2021 6:08 PM

Hahahaha - R52. I love the seduction porns. I feel like I would be the whore that seduced everyone and straight men usually can't resist pussy. Definitely be a cougar porn whore too. The question is can we keep our male brains with pussy? If we get female brains, that will kill the urge to be the cock stuffing whores we want to be.

by Anonymousreply 63May 22, 2021 6:19 PM

I'd rent it out like a parking space.

by Anonymousreply 64May 22, 2021 6:27 PM

Arenā€™t gay men happy being men?

by Anonymousreply 65May 22, 2021 6:42 PM

"Arenā€™t gay men happy being men? "

Where have you been? Gay men are never happy

by Anonymousreply 66May 23, 2021 6:38 PM

[quote]Arenā€™t gay men happy being men?

Yes, but it would be fun to have a pussy for a few days just to see what it was like and because it would make getting men even easier.

by Anonymousreply 67May 23, 2021 7:02 PM

That doesnā€™t seem normal to me.

by Anonymousreply 68May 23, 2021 7:03 PM

[quote]That doesnā€™t seem normal to me.

Umm, youā€™re on Datalounge and youā€™re expecting normal??šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 69May 23, 2021 7:06 PM

Some people here attack trans people....while obsessing over women and vaginas and what they'd do if they had a vagina

by Anonymousreply 70May 23, 2021 7:07 PM

It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even ā€œfor a few daysā€. Itā€™s bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 71May 23, 2021 7:08 PM

My lady pussy mesmerizes men. But only powerful Ć nd wealthy men are granted appointments.

by Anonymousreply 72May 23, 2021 7:10 PM

[quote]It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even ā€œfor a few daysā€. Itā€™s bizarre.

It makes me sad that dumb cunt fraus come onto a gay website and then bitch about how they donā€™t understand anything and about how bizarre the comments are. Go the fuck away if you donā€™t like what youā€™re reading.

by Anonymousreply 73May 23, 2021 7:11 PM

Is this a gay site or a trans site?

by Anonymousreply 74May 23, 2021 7:14 PM

Gay men who wish they had a pussy. Gay men who pretend to be women on Tinder to attract 'strong, handsome, swole, musclebound men'.

I love this place, I really do.

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by Anonymousreply 75May 23, 2021 7:22 PM

I'd pet it and I'd stroke it until it started to purr.

by Anonymousreply 76May 23, 2021 7:36 PM

Iā€™d be interested to experience a female orgasm and also to feel what itā€™s like to have multiple orgasms, which many women report having during intercourse. I would also find some Nan Michiganwomyn type to give it some gold star lesbian level cunnilingus.

by Anonymousreply 77May 23, 2021 7:56 PM

Like an old abandoned mine shaft

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by Anonymousreply 78May 23, 2021 7:57 PM

I'd make sure ALL of the men in my life were PUSSY whipped.

by Anonymousreply 79May 23, 2021 8:04 PM

I'd order a bucket of testosterone to have the sex drive that previous posters are displaying. to have. I'd make sure the sex protected me from HPV, which is linked to cervical cancer. I'd wonder whether the battle to stay thin, look a certain way, dress a certain way, act a certain way is worth it to attract insipid partners who have no interest in making me come. Then I'd become a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 80May 23, 2021 8:09 PM

The woman's point of view....

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by Anonymousreply 81May 23, 2021 8:11 PM

Iā€™d negate my gender and become non binary

by Anonymousreply 82May 23, 2021 8:13 PM

Great ideas in thread! I doo all of them!

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by Anonymousreply 83May 23, 2021 8:13 PM

I'm a Gay man who has always been happy with all my God-given parts and never wanted to be anything else. I know, boring... *sigh*

by Anonymousreply 84May 23, 2021 8:21 PM

But posters here aren't saying they aren't happy being gay men, or they want to be anything else, they're just saying they're curious to see what it'd be like. I don't think there's anything weird about that.

I've heard men say this kind of thing in real life all the time, mostly straight guys who want to spend a day playing with themselves if they were a woman and having multiple orgasms. It's no surprise gay men would wonder what it'd be like if they could have sex with that hot guy who clearly would never have sex with another man.

Who cares how other people think and fantasise? Geez, there are some controlling people out there.

by Anonymousreply 85May 23, 2021 8:47 PM

^ You have a point and I didn't mean to sound judgemental or controlling, I was just offering a take from someone who never wanted a pussy or wanted to be anything other

by Anonymousreply 86May 23, 2021 9:07 PM

I do apologise if I sounded too grumpy there, R86. I think it was just the number of comments like that. x

by Anonymousreply 87May 23, 2021 9:26 PM

R77, most straight women have enough trouble having one organ during sex.....

by Anonymousreply 88May 23, 2021 9:29 PM

Get fucked by the football team, the baseball team, and the basketball team all at once.

by Anonymousreply 89May 23, 2021 9:29 PM

Wasn't there a nasty movie in which a guy comes back as Ellen Barkin? I remember the scene where she looked at her breasts and said something about being thrilled about the prospect of playing with her boobs. Movie got trashed by critics.

by Anonymousreply 90May 24, 2021 2:03 AM

I'd decorate it with brocade and pearls, and turn it into an Air BnB.

by Anonymousreply 91May 24, 2021 2:28 AM

Iā€™d use it to acquire as many pearl necklaces as possible from hot men, not diamonds.

by Anonymousreply 92May 24, 2021 2:31 AM

Iā€™d quarantine it

by Anonymousreply 93May 24, 2021 2:32 AM

Iā€™d free bleed all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 94May 24, 2021 2:35 AM

I'd never have to look for my keys.

by Anonymousreply 95May 24, 2021 3:39 AM

I'd bee so grossed out by it.

by Anonymousreply 96May 24, 2021 3:57 AM

Fuck all of the hot straight cock that I can. What kind of question is this?

by Anonymousreply 97May 24, 2021 4:08 AM

Scissor with it.

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by Anonymousreply 98May 24, 2021 6:12 AM

Commit suicide.

by Anonymousreply 99May 24, 2021 6:17 AM

Fuck yes, R89. That's just for starters too. I plan to make my way through every team in the NRL.

by Anonymousreply 100May 24, 2021 8:04 AM

I'd shave it and teach it to walk three steps behind me,

by Anonymousreply 101May 24, 2021 8:35 AM

I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!

by Anonymousreply 102May 24, 2021 8:41 AM

Is this a thread to reveal your inner trans side,

or

to tell us you wish you weren't gay

I can't decide which one has more votes, but they are equally sad!

by Anonymousreply 103May 24, 2021 8:56 AM

Judging by the number of fraus one sees on the streets wheeling prams -- creatures so blighted one one can't imagine any man in their right mind wishing to insert their dick into --- I would rule the world: a mixture of Catherine The Great and Madga Goebbels. I would be glamourous, mercilous, unstoppable.

by Anonymousreply 104May 24, 2021 9:13 AM

R103 It is a thread about lusting straight men

by Anonymousreply 105May 24, 2021 12:13 PM

The Allie is straight menz. Ladyboy poosie nabs them. Nothing fishy about it.

by Anonymousreply 106May 24, 2021 12:58 PM

[quote]I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!

I think this used to be true in the past, but the opposite seems to be true today. Because I canā€™t tell you how many women are so desperate for dick and to say they have a man that they will practically become his slave just to keep him around. So many of these women are so desperate for a man that they will be the ones who work while the husband lays around at home doing nothing all day.

So there are just as many straight women (if not more) that will do anything for dick as there are straight men who will do anything for pussy.

by Anonymousreply 107May 24, 2021 10:01 PM

I would order a case of sanitary napkins on Amazon so I'd be ready for my monthly visits from "Aunt Flo."

by Anonymousreply 108May 24, 2021 10:06 PM

R106 Wrong, real straight men want pussy not trannies.

by Anonymousreply 109May 25, 2021 2:41 AM

If you have a front hole, strengthen it, tighten it.

by Anonymousreply 110May 25, 2021 2:59 AM

You're imputing magical powers to pussy. It's part of the total package. Chrissy Metz has one.

by Anonymousreply 111May 25, 2021 3:02 AM

I could do THREE inputs simultaneously - MOUTH, ASS, PUSSY

by Anonymousreply 112May 25, 2021 3:28 AM

R109 your relentless trans hate is not endearing.. UK spinsters have too much time on their hands.

by Anonymousreply 113May 25, 2021 8:23 AM

TERFs are only quiet when their c-paps are worn.

by Anonymousreply 114May 25, 2021 8:26 AM

I would shove hidden treasure in it. Like a safe.

by Anonymousreply 115May 25, 2021 10:54 AM

Stick a diaphragm in it and sell it to the highest, fuckable bidder.

by Anonymousreply 116May 25, 2021 11:09 AM

Offer it up frequently. I assume I'd still be a slut.

by Anonymousreply 117May 25, 2021 11:18 AM

In the olden days of DL when we wanted to get rid of the fraus, we would post "present hole" photos to drive them away. These days we hardly ever hear from Anne L. Lingus.

by Anonymousreply 118May 25, 2021 11:37 AM

I'd have my sewn up and a dildo attached.

by Anonymousreply 119May 25, 2021 11:38 AM

Oh please, you either have it or you don't.

by Anonymousreply 120May 25, 2021 3:11 PM

It's kind of an unanswerable question.

by Anonymousreply 121May 25, 2021 3:17 PM

Stroke it until it miaowed.

That's what pussies do isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 122May 25, 2021 3:26 PM

I would turn it into a penis because I am a gay man

by Anonymousreply 123May 25, 2021 3:29 PM

[quote]R71 It makes me sad that gay men want to be women, even ā€œfor a few daysā€. Itā€™s bizarre.

Itā€™s ā€œbizarreā€ to desire variety in life?

by Anonymousreply 124May 25, 2021 3:39 PM

[quote]R102 I would rule the world!!! Because straight men are stoopid and will do anything for pussy!!!!

Is this why thereā€™s soooo many women in power, instead of dead in a lake?

by Anonymousreply 125May 25, 2021 3:46 PM

I have a ready-to-ride mussy. A manhole. A busy bussy. The Mangina Formerly Known as Boigina. A Chunnel of Love. Un chemin de velours vers le paradis. A Martian Mantrap. A vail of delights. A poker's pride. A bottom's bottom. A port for the storm. A spit pit. A kitchen to clean. A keeper of the flame. A pitted peach. A mangash waiting to mangape. A cum collector. A pleather catcher's mitt. A knob finisher. An eager manbeaver. A bone smuggler. A well that needs capping. A dicky lure. A prick parker. A hands-free prick massager. A nuts nest. The low road to heaven.

Pussy? What would I do with THAT?

Take it back to the Humane Society.

by Anonymousreply 126May 25, 2021 3:56 PM

Iā€™d be walking up and down the street singing this to all the men!

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by Anonymousreply 127May 26, 2021 3:15 AM

Itā€™d start with a quick douche - -

by Anonymousreply 128May 26, 2021 3:42 AM

Make it squirt, even if it was a bad week.

by Anonymousreply 129May 26, 2021 3:42 AM

Do hysterectomies come with a new one?

by Anonymousreply 130May 26, 2021 6:53 AM

I have a pussy and the pandemic is over but people stay 12 feet away from me.

by Anonymousreply 131May 28, 2021 8:27 PM

Retire from public life and try to learn to pee standing up again.

by Anonymousreply 132May 28, 2021 8:31 PM

Kill myself the OP and everyone else posting. This needs to be FF.

by Anonymousreply 133May 28, 2021 8:42 PM

Letā€™s ask Jennifer....

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by Anonymousreply 134May 28, 2021 9:24 PM
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