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If you had a pussy, what would you do with it?

Would you use it to get men to lavish you with DIAMONDS!!!!?

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by Anonymousreply 3905/03/2021

Keep it clean and fresh smelling

by Anonymousreply 105/02/2021

Let as many daddies play with my pussy as possible

by Anonymousreply 205/02/2021

Pussy isn't that special, OP. Every woman has one.

by Anonymousreply 305/02/2021

Piercings for sure. I don't have a pussy, but I have pussy tattoos in both armpits

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by Anonymousreply 405/02/2021

I would seek to emulate the illustrious career of Charlotte Kirk: an icon for us all.

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by Anonymousreply 505/02/2021

R3 Some women don't know how to cash in on the gold mine they sit upon.

by Anonymousreply 605/02/2021

Is Melissa McCarthy sitting on a gold mine, R6?

by Anonymousreply 705/02/2021

R7 Yes. In her 🧠

by Anonymousreply 805/02/2021

Ping pong balls, duh

by Anonymousreply 905/02/2021

Nothing.

Would probably end up playing video games or something while ignoring other people as much as possible.

You could do that with a dick or pussy.

by Anonymousreply 1005/03/2021

Lay down naked on a sidewalk with my legs open and let every guy come fuck me.🥵

by Anonymousreply 1105/03/2021

Did you even look at the photo?

by Anonymousreply 1205/03/2021

Is get an old mattress from next to a dumpster and drag it into some old yard so all the boys could fuck me on it!

by Anonymousreply 1305/03/2021

I’ll try to locate the G-spot

by Anonymousreply 1405/03/2021

Set up a circus tent near an alley yelling "Line 'em up boys, no touching, no flash photography, 50 cents a peek!"

by Anonymousreply 1505/03/2021

I would rub my clit until I orgasmed.

by Anonymousreply 1605/03/2021

I would drive to the nearest frat house, college and high school football, rugy and wrestling meetings, attend gyms nearby, hit up tinder to get the local talent and write up cute boys on facebook from other countries in order to get fucked, penetrated, pleasure, fingered and fisted by as many powerful and cute boys as possible!

by Anonymousreply 1705/03/2021

You already have a pussy, OP. It's called a mancunt.

by Anonymousreply 1805/03/2021

I would get it declawed and then shave off all its fur.

by Anonymousreply 1905/03/2021

I suppose I would try to train it to use a litter box.

by Anonymousreply 2005/03/2021

I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open

by Anonymousreply 2105/03/2021

Did anyone notice that the guy that has the pussy tattoo at R4 appears to have three cigarette burn scars in a row under his arm, where it won’t show? Who did that, Daddy when he was a kid? No wonder he’s so screwed up.

by Anonymousreply 2205/03/2021

I would spend every day finding the hottest, biggest hung men to stretch it wide open

R21 In other words, you'd live then as you live now.

by Anonymousreply 2305/03/2021

Stroke it?

by Anonymousreply 2405/03/2021

Be careful - they bite sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 2505/03/2021

R7 More like an arid canyon.

by Anonymousreply 2605/03/2021

I would break out the vjazzling kit and get to work!

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by Anonymousreply 2705/03/2021

R3 Not every woman!

by Anonymousreply 2805/03/2021

I'd pay the hottest two studs I could find to dp me. (Assuming I still have my manly prostate.)

by Anonymousreply 2905/03/2021

I would follow the advice of Bob Barker and get it spayed.

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2021

I would do either a gangbang or a 30 man bukkake.

by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2021

Pet it, feed it, and buy it a scratching post.

by Anonymousreply 3205/03/2021

I have a pussy and its name is Tiddles! Every time I show it it wins prizes.

by Anonymousreply 3305/03/2021

Damnit! R33 beat me to the Mrs. Slocombe joke!

by Anonymousreply 3405/03/2021

As an owner of a pussy this thread is the giggles. You'd all soon discover that roughly .00002% of straight men actually know what to do with a pussy when they manage to get their dicks inside one.

by Anonymousreply 3505/03/2021

I'd have Gwen over to warsh it.

by Anonymousreply 3605/03/2021

I wish I had one. I would have loved to sleep with hot jocks. I read Literotica and always imagine that I was the woman and it just sounds great to experience orgasms.

by Anonymousreply 3705/03/2021

I get it waxed.

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by Anonymousreply 3805/03/2021

If my pussy was in the mood, I'd have clipped, & then shampooed!

by Anonymousreply 3905/03/2021
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