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Nicolas Fairford - Designer and Advisor on Fine Living Part THREE.

Part Two was paywalled, so go ahead and discuss our working-class homo who is moving on up. Serving tea? Making your bed? Anal douching? Nicolas is here to help.

by Anonymousreply 395August 1, 2021 8:04 PM

This is OP's obsession. He and his internet troll farm miniond are obsessed with stalking this guy.

by Anonymousreply 1May 1, 2021 1:55 AM


by Anonymousreply 2May 1, 2021 2:04 AM

Maybe he can do a video on how to organize our lube cabinet.

by Anonymousreply 3May 2, 2021 5:09 AM

His new little mini midweek video was just plain pointless.

by Anonymousreply 4May 6, 2021 2:51 AM

As I've said before, he's a bit lazy.

by Anonymousreply 5May 6, 2021 3:06 AM

[quote]His new little mini midweek video was just plain pointless.

No where near as pointless as the OP's existence apparently.

by Anonymousreply 6May 6, 2021 3:08 AM

Hi Nicholas!

by Anonymousreply 7May 6, 2021 3:09 AM

[quote] As I've said before, he's a bit lazy.

Yes. You were heard all 400 times in the other thread.

by Anonymousreply 8May 6, 2021 3:09 AM

Hi Nicholas! Oh, and hon, have you managed to pull a design designation out of your hat yet?

by Anonymousreply 9May 6, 2021 3:14 AM

[quote] Hi Nicholas! Oh, and hon, have you managed to pull a design designation out of your hat yet?

Well look who passed out in their own filth and still has dried vomit on his face. I'm surprised you can type!

by Anonymousreply 10May 6, 2021 3:18 AM

I knew these little midweek “Treat” videos were going to be poor. He is already thin on material for his once a week videos on Friday so I knew he wouldn’t have anything extra to add for an additional video.

by Anonymousreply 11May 6, 2021 4:00 AM

Tell us Nicolas, boxers, briefs, or commando?

by Anonymousreply 12May 6, 2021 4:13 AM

r12, control top granny panties.

by Anonymousreply 13May 6, 2021 4:26 AM

He’ll grow up to be Julie Andrews.

by Anonymousreply 14May 6, 2021 7:03 AM

[quote] He’ll grow up to be Julie Andrews.

Well, he already has the body of a woman.

by Anonymousreply 15May 6, 2021 6:48 PM

His latest video was pretty awful. At one point I think he was having tea with an imaginary friend.

by Anonymousreply 16May 8, 2021 12:37 AM

R16 Yeah, he’s really running out of ideas. How many tea time videos do we need?

by Anonymousreply 17May 8, 2021 1:11 AM

He should put a webcam in his bedroom. That could be an episode.

by Anonymousreply 18May 8, 2021 1:24 AM

It seems like his recent videos are more about giving history lessons rather than teaching us about design and fine living. He’s got to get more creative.

by Anonymousreply 19May 8, 2021 7:39 AM

I didn't like the lemon wedges on the lemon poppy seed cake. You shouldn't have to remove something from your food before eating, and many chefs agree that everything on the plate should be edible. A small pansy would look lovely and a nod to spring on those cake squares. Even a candied lemon peel would be better.

Also, you never take the jam from the serving dish or jar and put it directly onto the food. You take a tiny amount, put it on the side of your plate, and then put it on your toast, scone, etc. He needs to study his basic table manners.

by Anonymousreply 20May 8, 2021 8:13 AM

He put the cream on the scone before the jam. That’s not how you do a cream tea!! I’m still reeling and don’t know who to believe in life anymore.

by Anonymousreply 21May 8, 2021 2:55 PM

R21 yeah I'd do it the other way round myself, jam sticks better to the scone than cream, but its a matter of individual taste I guess. Its like when you're doing bodywork on a car, some put primer on then apply filler, others prime first then apply filler, personally I feel its best to spray primer on before and after

by Anonymousreply 22May 8, 2021 3:05 PM

[quote] He put the cream on the scone before the jam. That’s not how you do a cream tea!!

Don't question his ways. He's the authority on good breeding. And make no mistake, he's been bred thousands of times.

by Anonymousreply 23May 8, 2021 8:42 PM

The videos are pointless and his advice is uninspiring. There's nothing original or creative about what he does. It's so basic. The dumb, painted box with the picture glued on top? You can find that shit at Marshall's for $6.99 after Macy's couldn't sell it.

by Anonymousreply 24May 8, 2021 9:05 PM

r24, Exactly. There's so much he could do with the platform he's started. Why not give a history lesson on porcelain? What is hard paste, soft paste...Chinese export, and how to identify. Why drink tea from bone china? Why not show ways of mixing new and old porcelain in a table setting? He could feature more contemporary porcelain...Bernardaud and Hermes, or William Yeoward for example. He's pretty, but embarrassingly lazy and "basic" as the kids like to say.

by Anonymousreply 25May 8, 2021 9:31 PM

He's a fraud. His manner of speaking and accent comes and goes. When he was showing how to make cucumber sandwiches he would go from a soft pronunciation 'sanwijess' to a hard 'sandwitch.'

We see you Nick.

by Anonymousreply 26May 8, 2021 10:26 PM

I'm guessing that, if Nic met a wealthy man who would marry him and give him some financial stability, he'd switch gears in a heartbeat.

Nic could probably teach young gay men how to meet and date wealthy men. He could also do porn-type stuff.

I do give him credit for pivoting to this tea / lifestyle stuff. He does seem passionate about it, but not passionate enough to actually do a bunch of research before putting out videos.

by Anonymousreply 27May 8, 2021 11:56 PM

But R25, he doesn't know any of that stuff, and doesn't seem curious, despite his obvious enthusiasm.

by Anonymousreply 28May 9, 2021 12:32 AM

He appeals to fraus who want to mother him.

by Anonymousreply 29May 9, 2021 1:56 AM

If he’s supposed to be a designer, why do we rarely see him design anything? He talks about design but hardly does any projects to show us hands-on examples. If I wanted to know the history of a building or see pictures of a building, I would just look it up.

by Anonymousreply 30May 9, 2021 2:33 AM

He is a poser. His lack of basic manner/skills in dining was evident in the tea video, as others mentioned above. This guy is just a small town boy with a fake accent, who is playing on his looks. When it comes down to knowing how to be around the finer things in life, his background shows, and it isn't pretty. He'd do better to study table manners and etiquette before he puts out any more videos.

As or being a designer- of what? I certainly wouldn't trust him to help design the interiors of my home after seeing what impresses him, and his horrible attempt at being "upper crust" at tea.

by Anonymousreply 31May 9, 2021 2:42 AM

[quote] If he’s supposed to be a designer, why do we rarely see him design anything? He talks about design but hardly does any projects to show us hands-on examples.

But, but he's watched EVERY episode of "Debbie Travis' Painted House"!

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by Anonymousreply 32May 9, 2021 3:00 AM

If he's really a designer, he could show some photos or give tours of some interiors he designed.

I'm guessing maybe his ex-boyfriend allowed him to decorate the house they lived in. Maybe some friends of his ex-BF paid him to go antique shopping, etc.

by Anonymousreply 33May 9, 2021 3:13 AM

It's quite likely he's read these threads if he has googled himself. I hope he's not too disheartened, hopefully he will find some of these comments helpful.

by Anonymousreply 34May 9, 2021 3:33 AM

R32 isn't that the show where the baby was drowned in a bucket of paint?

by Anonymousreply 35May 9, 2021 3:48 AM

I don't know if my body could handle all these Tea Sandwiches.

by Anonymousreply 36May 9, 2021 3:51 AM

Eventually, you just have to make a point about life.

by Anonymousreply 37May 9, 2021 3:51 AM

I am disappointed in young Nidholasw

by Anonymousreply 38May 9, 2021 6:23 AM

This boy needs to try harder.

by Anonymousreply 39May 9, 2021 6:25 AM

Does he really eat that much bread?

by Anonymousreply 40May 9, 2021 6:28 AM

R40 Looking at his hips, I’d say yes.

by Anonymousreply 41May 9, 2021 6:36 AM

Don't be too tough on Nicolas. He's just a gay boy trying to whore himself out as something better than he really is during these difficult times.

by Anonymousreply 42May 9, 2021 6:40 AM

He needs to whore harder. He went from 18.9k gained subscribers in February to 17.1 in March, and down to 14.5 in April.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 9, 2021 6:57 AM

[quote] He needs to whore harder. He went from 18.9k gained subscribers in February to 17.1 in March, and down to 14.5 in April.

Time to start showing that intact cock on JustForFans.

by Anonymousreply 44May 9, 2021 7:16 AM

Don’t be nasty to him, guys. It’s like kicking a puppy! A very soft spoken, well mannered and presumably impeccably toilet trained puppy. I like him. I’m not interested in his contentpersibslly, but he’s calming and sweet and I think a lovely, well meaning guy. Kudos to him for trying something different and not being a cheap Onlyfans whore like a whole generation right now.

by Anonymousreply 45May 9, 2021 11:14 AM

^ *content personally

by Anonymousreply 46May 9, 2021 11:16 AM

This thread is much less forgiving of his deficiencies than the other one, but I think still more constructive than merely derisive. Nicolas, we like your tranquil femmy manner; please up your design game!

by Anonymousreply 47May 9, 2021 11:30 AM

I would love to see Nicolas do a video on anal douching OP. That would be beyond fascinating. It would be a very classy affair.

by Anonymousreply 48May 9, 2021 11:34 AM

R43 He does need some more compelling content for his videos. I'm content with what he is offering for now as I just love looking at him, he is so sensual. But for those that dont find him as arousing as I do, he does need some fresh ideas and inspiration.

Maybe, more in line with the bulk of his subscriber base - 96.1K and mostly female I would guess, rather than porn or anal douching as per R48, he should do a vid on his fashion/ clothing - and flash a little skin while changing outfits as a bonus for those of us that are more interested in him than the subject matter. Cooking and recipes are available anywhere online and dont make for particularly compelling content if you ask me, and they pose challenges for sound too which he has battled with a bit

by Anonymousreply 49May 9, 2021 1:23 PM

Maybe he's not too bright?

by Anonymousreply 50May 9, 2021 1:32 PM

I think he's probably an Aspie.

by Anonymousreply 51May 9, 2021 4:13 PM


by Anonymousreply 52May 9, 2021 4:38 PM

[quote]Cooking and recipes are available anywhere online and dont make for particularly compelling content if you ask me

I completely agree. And quite honestly, his food looks bland.

by Anonymousreply 53May 9, 2021 5:15 PM

[quote]And quite honestly, his food looks bland.

WTF do you expect? He's British.

by Anonymousreply 54May 9, 2021 5:23 PM

The video where he cooked with Tracy (rich neighbor from the U.S.), they made some tasty-looking food. I think they made tabbouleh, which I want to try making as well.

When he cooks alone, it's more bland.

by Anonymousreply 55May 9, 2021 5:51 PM

Someone posted this in the previous thread:

[quote]I think she is pretty and will make a good housewife. She should show off more of her historic community, although she would have to learn a little history. I hate to tell you guys this, but I smell a sister (she may become “Nicki” at some point in the near future)

I’m honestly thinking the same thing - that there will be a transition in the future. I’m not trying to stereotype, but there is absolutely nothing masculine about him. Even most queens have a hint a masculine traits that pop out from time to time. With him? Nothing ever.

by Anonymousreply 56May 9, 2021 8:09 PM

Sissy’s getting boring. Girl, if you’re reading this, present hole to increase your number of views. Or better yet, bend over in front of the cam on chaturbate. You’ll have all the money you need to get all the teas you want.

by Anonymousreply 57May 9, 2021 8:23 PM

Omg r57. A few years ago ago i would watch this hottie talk as he smoked a ciggy on his balcony. He was a dumb dumb and really didn't know how to tell a story, but aye yi yi! He was getting thousands of views. Well, he disappeared for a while then returned recently and somehow thinking people would tune in for his "amazing opinions and witty commentary." Wrong.

His recent content is excruciatingly dull and cringy and he is only getting a handful of views now. Finally, I just posted that he needs to up his game, show some bulge or something sexy. He deleted my comment. Some people never learn!

by Anonymousreply 58May 10, 2021 12:24 AM

r58 I don't understand this post. You're referring to Nicolas? He had a previous Youtube existence?

by Anonymousreply 59May 11, 2021 1:03 PM

R59 I think he used to have a "Scots Boys Eat Russian Food" channel.

by Anonymousreply 60May 11, 2021 3:46 PM

R58 what’s the channel called? Curious now.

by Anonymousreply 61May 11, 2021 3:59 PM

I think the old vids are on Manvox, r61.

by Anonymousreply 62May 11, 2021 4:01 PM

Scottish boys suck Russian dicks for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 63May 11, 2021 4:01 PM

And saves the cheese to form a brie.

by Anonymousreply 64May 11, 2021 4:03 PM

To serve with his crumpets.

by Anonymousreply 65May 11, 2021 4:06 PM

r1 I am pretty sure OP IS Nicolas Fairford

by Anonymousreply 66May 11, 2021 4:07 PM

I hope to learn more about good breeding from watching him.

by Anonymousreply 67May 11, 2021 4:13 PM

Nicki sweetie, do a funday at the beach in a Speedo so we can see the goods. A Q&A with a trashy fuck buddy. Perk up your site a bit.

by Anonymousreply 68May 11, 2021 4:20 PM

Are you actually gay if you're attracted to him? He's way too fem. Very feminine features.

by Anonymousreply 69May 11, 2021 4:26 PM

Set up the visits to the manors and get permission to film by selling your views etc. And they will certainly give you the history.

I see this as "tea at the manor house" afternoons. Which is what I think he is going for.

Hyacinth on a Sunday afternoon.

Keep it simple.

by Anonymousreply 70May 11, 2021 4:26 PM

He can barely manage an upper class English accent. He'd murder attempting a Scottish accent.

by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2021 4:31 PM

The Geordie fraus who make up the bulk of his fan base don't want to hear about his sex life or glimpse his bulge. They need to see him as sexless as a Ken doll and entirely focused on painting flower pots and playing at holding tea parties.

by Anonymousreply 72May 11, 2021 4:37 PM


[quote]Nicki sweetie, do a funday at the beach in a Speedo so we can see the goods. A Q&A with a trashy fuck buddy. Perk up your site a bit

Fuck yeah! Yes please, I would SO watch that


[quote]Are you actually gay if you're attracted to him? He's way too fem. Very feminine features.

Yes. Yes you are (as I am). He has a cock (presumably), he is male, a male that is attracted to him is therefore gay.

Some of us like guys that are extremely soft delicate and fey like he is.

If he was actually transitioning/ transitioned and presented completely as a woman, then yes I'd agree

by Anonymousreply 73May 11, 2021 5:07 PM

Their is no “bulge” r72. Camel toe is more appropriate in this instance.

by Anonymousreply 74May 11, 2021 6:19 PM

He's laughing all the way to the bank with you guys creating chatter about him.

by Anonymousreply 75May 11, 2021 6:36 PM

I bet he doesn't have a car for manor house location shoots.

V8...pony up!

by Anonymousreply 76May 11, 2021 7:55 PM

He votes Tory hoping for a life peerage. He'd accept a knighthood if he were allowed to call himself "Dame" rather than "Sir".

by Anonymousreply 77May 11, 2021 7:57 PM

R62, I just checked and the thread is still there. You’ll have to go all the way back to page 42 of “Video & Media.” Crazy!

by Anonymousreply 78May 11, 2021 9:47 PM

I liked the short mid-week video with the tour of Clarence House. I'd never seen interior images.

That said, I do hope this guy has long-term plans.

by Anonymousreply 79May 11, 2021 9:49 PM

r78 Can you provide a link to this? I can't find it.

by Anonymousreply 80May 12, 2021 12:30 AM

One must do what one can to show one has proper breeding. The modified "bend and snap" has always worked for me. Along with my recipe for kumquat creampie, and my followers have no doubt their accommodating host has be thoroughly and properly well bred.

by Anonymousreply 81May 12, 2021 1:47 AM

R76 He does have a car actually, he mentioned having an electric car in one of his videos

R78 I also would like a link if possible please

by Anonymousreply 82May 12, 2021 2:25 AM

I wonder what our “treat” for tomorrow will be?

by Anonymousreply 83May 12, 2021 2:56 AM

He has old lady tastes

by Anonymousreply 84May 12, 2021 6:21 AM

Are lesbians attracted to him? Cause he looks like one.

by Anonymousreply 85May 12, 2021 6:33 AM

[quote] I wonder what our “treat” for tomorrow will be?

Vegan fudge and the correct way to put toilet paper on the dispenser just as they do it in grand houses.

by Anonymousreply 86May 12, 2021 6:39 AM

R83 and others, I'll load it up here as soon as he posts it

I'll also stick it in the part II thread, which is still active although not far from maxing out

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by Anonymousreply 87May 12, 2021 11:08 AM

“In my next video we will be showing custom made Tampons with incredible fit, and how to stir a fruit punch in a lovely bowl. We will also walk and sashay aimlessly in beautiful woods looking for the better class of trade.

by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2021 11:48 AM

Here’s today’s Teatime Treat!

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by Anonymousreply 89May 12, 2021 4:19 PM

R89 ya beat me to it!

Cant see myself using this but I love the way he sits with his legs crossed, so cute

by Anonymousreply 90May 12, 2021 4:26 PM

Oh, Nicolas...a lady never crosses her legs. She crosses her ankles.

by Anonymousreply 91May 12, 2021 7:06 PM

His nails and cuticles are fabulous. Is it me or has lil Niki freshened up his highlights a bit? Can hardly wait til Friday’s installment. I guess my invite was lost in the mail.

by Anonymousreply 92May 12, 2021 7:16 PM

He shouldn't sit in that pose. It makes his ass look huge.

BTW, does he "tuck"? We never see the slightest outline of penis and sac.

by Anonymousreply 93May 12, 2021 7:38 PM

No tucking. He tastefully rearranges.

by Anonymousreply 94May 12, 2021 7:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 95May 13, 2021 12:36 AM

Big clitty. Little titty.

by Anonymousreply 96May 13, 2021 12:37 AM

Watched that linens video. Very basic, yet again. He had some special, old-fashioned looking laundry detergent. As if you're going to do a special load of laundry for just these little napkins. I can't understand why he added a 2nd video to his weekly schedule when he was already struggling for content.

by Anonymousreply 97May 13, 2021 12:49 AM

I think he's poor.

by Anonymousreply 98May 13, 2021 1:18 AM

But his fans are loving it - read the comments! Also so close to 100k!

by Anonymousreply 99May 13, 2021 7:21 PM

What doesn’t make sense to me is why do the “Teatime Treat” videos on Wednesday? It would make sense to do it on a Tuesday so that it’s more evenly spaced out from the Friday video.

by Anonymousreply 100May 13, 2021 9:10 PM

R97, that wasn't laundry detergent and he wasn't laundering the napkins. He was starching them. You missed the whole point.

by Anonymousreply 101May 13, 2021 9:25 PM

I’m moving back to Edinburgh shortly and will be parked in the New Town. Sounds like he lives somewhere towards Broughton Street, perhaps Albany Street, Abercromby Place, or Dundas Street.

I’m over in India Street, but I’ll no doubt run into Mr Fairford at some point; he seems a good sort.

by Anonymousreply 102May 13, 2021 10:03 PM

Nicolas, Sweetie...have you thought of a career in advertising laundry detergent and using your tea napkins? You like faking accents, let's see you do Miss Pat Carroll.

(BTW Eldergays, she's still alive and in her 90s.)

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by Anonymousreply 103May 13, 2021 10:04 PM

Ike says he's a nancy-boy, but I kind of like him. He seems the type who would be good to his grandmother.

by Anonymousreply 104May 13, 2021 11:21 PM

Who has time to starch shit?

by Anonymousreply 105May 13, 2021 11:31 PM

[quote]Who has time to starch shit?

The idle rich. Well not themselves actually, but his video does convey what starched linens should look and feel like. So the idle rich know what to look for when the help present their work.

I still think he's not rich. Quite possibly poor, or poor-adjacent. Grasping and striving for a better place in the world.

by Anonymousreply 106May 14, 2021 1:00 AM

Now that porn performer Alex Riley has died there is an opening at Helix Studios, so Nicolas has a chance to make some real money instead of just starching his napkins.

by Anonymousreply 107May 14, 2021 7:02 AM

I have this theory that his whole channel is an elaborate personal ad, and he’s basically advertising his services as a good housewife for some rich gent looking for a younger, cute as a button “kept boy”.

by Anonymousreply 108May 14, 2021 8:33 AM

R108 I wish I was rich

by Anonymousreply 109May 14, 2021 9:28 AM

Today’s video.

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by Anonymousreply 110May 14, 2021 4:12 PM

I hate you people.

Why am I watching these???!!!

by Anonymousreply 111May 14, 2021 4:19 PM

He's a midget or he hangs out with giant, bald daddy bears.

TV on the floor. Interesting...


by Anonymousreply 112May 14, 2021 4:26 PM

He wears Tom of Finland combat boots!

by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2021 4:30 PM

Somebody refer him to Martha. IDK who reads this. JKP used to. Or DM her.

Who knows?

by Anonymousreply 114May 14, 2021 4:33 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed that. Q&A next week!

by Anonymousreply 115May 14, 2021 4:43 PM

[quote] Q&A next week!

I'm sure the answers will be just as uninspiring as the questions.

by Anonymousreply 116May 14, 2021 7:03 PM

Watched the how to / dinner party video. Basic, again! Pro tip: "Make everything in advance." No shit, Sherlock. Flower arrangement was so very basic and he did not edit that down at all (cut a rose stem, cut another rose stem, cut a 3rd rose stem, ad infinitum). His food appeared - poof! - out of nowhere. Again, flipping through coffee table-type books (to find recipes).

I did fast-forward through.

by Anonymousreply 117May 14, 2021 9:39 PM

I remain unconvinced that he knows more about preparing for a dinner party than the average half-cultivated person, and that his careful study of Nancy Reagan's practice in her years as First Lady gives him any advantage in this matter.

by Anonymousreply 118May 14, 2021 10:23 PM

These threads are FAR more entertaining than his actual videos

by Anonymousreply 119May 14, 2021 10:28 PM

He's a boy-frau.

by Anonymousreply 120May 15, 2021 1:14 AM

Why is this pathetic little gayboy studying Nancy Reagan when he ought to be studying ME?

by Anonymousreply 121May 15, 2021 1:21 AM

This weeks video was actually an improvement over the past few weeks.

by Anonymousreply 122May 15, 2021 1:38 AM

To any lesbians on this thread: are you attracted to Nicolas since he looks lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 123May 15, 2021 1:42 AM

He seems to have got on top of the sound levels. And he is as soft and pretty as ever

by Anonymousreply 124May 15, 2021 2:02 AM

[quote] He seems to have got on top of the sound levels

Sound levels are the ONLY thing he's ever topped, I can guarantee you.

by Anonymousreply 125May 15, 2021 7:28 AM

R125 since I cant bottom anyway that isnt a problem for me!

by Anonymousreply 126May 15, 2021 7:37 AM

I want to see him make something messy and outside of his comfort zone like ooey-gooey cheese enchiladas. Then he can use his tongue to playfully twang the strings of melted cheese as he slowly and gleefully places each morsel into his mouth. After downing the whole tray for the video, he turns to the camera with a look of satisfaction and says, "it was a real treat!"

by Anonymousreply 127May 15, 2021 8:04 AM

I suspect Darling Nikki will end up marrying some crazy, old rich woman and having a surprisingly close relationship with the chauffer.

by Anonymousreply 128May 15, 2021 11:20 AM

A marquise!

by Anonymousreply 129May 15, 2021 11:30 AM

I'm almost certain that the bald guy in the video is Alan Jope - CEO of Unilever. I see him on Sky news all the time - utter woke idiot.

by Anonymousreply 130May 15, 2021 1:08 PM

Kept already. Should have known!

Fancy whore!

by Anonymousreply 131May 15, 2021 1:14 PM

r125 closes the thread.

by Anonymousreply 132May 15, 2021 1:14 PM

If you checked Nicole’s blood for testosterone, the result will come back “why did you even bother?”

by Anonymousreply 133May 15, 2021 9:22 PM

I hope he does another workout video with his "personal trainer". During these depressing times many of us could use the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 134May 16, 2021 7:55 AM

R134 It sure was laughable! Has a “personal trainer” yet is not even toned at all. And those “exercises” were so stupid and pointless that I’m not sure why you would even need a personal trainer to do them.

by Anonymousreply 135May 16, 2021 11:25 AM

N. needs to realize that there is more to exercise than only getting his hole stretched.

by Anonymousreply 136May 16, 2021 8:23 PM

The baldies do look like fisters.

by Anonymousreply 137May 16, 2021 8:47 PM

He's about to pass 100,000 subscribers and YouTube will send him a plaque. I bet he will do a video thanking all of his dear subscribers for this achievement and he looks forward to growing the channel. He will also ask viewers where in his apartment he should place the plaque.

by Anonymousreply 138May 16, 2021 8:56 PM

You can see his penis head to the left of his zipper in the beginning of his latest video.

by Anonymousreply 139May 16, 2021 8:57 PM

Thank you, R139; maybe his next Teatime Treat will be about how to choose a side on which to dress.

by Anonymousreply 140May 16, 2021 9:06 PM

yes r130 it looks like the CEO and his wife were the dinner guests. The CEO posted on Twitter that he and his wife were in Edinburgh and she resembles the woman in the video. Tracy probably introduced them.

by Anonymousreply 141May 16, 2021 9:14 PM

[quote] The baldies do look like fisters

There we have it! Nicolas can make videos on caring for his prolapsed rectum. The English speaking world needs advice on this sensitive topic (and area).

by Anonymousreply 142May 16, 2021 10:50 PM

I noticed that, on Nic's monogrammed napkins, he uses the initial "N," not "F." I thought you're supposed to use your last name (first initial). I'm thinking Nic is waiting to see what last name he ends up with - who he will betroth himself to.

by Anonymousreply 143May 16, 2021 11:09 PM

Nicolas' monogrammed napkins are gauche and belie his attempts at refinement. Monogrammed table and bed linens are stitched in the same color as the fabric and they are done in a small design that is noticeable, but not in your face. My grandmother used to say about monogramming "Remember, you're putting your initials on your linens and not on a theater marquee."

by Anonymousreply 144May 16, 2021 11:21 PM

Speaking of monogramming...I noticed NF has a wrist tattoo in his latest video. What would your cunty grandmother say about that?

by Anonymousreply 145May 16, 2021 11:27 PM

Excuse mer145, but r144 's grandmother had more good taste than you will ever have.

by Anonymousreply 146May 16, 2021 11:30 PM

R143, his actual last name is "Burden," not "Fairford," so he's not going to use his second initial as a monogram on his show.

R145, he's had that tattoo since he was in his early twenties; it relates to an old boyfriend and he now regrets it. He explained all this on one of his Q&A shows. Please do keep up!

by Anonymousreply 147May 16, 2021 11:35 PM

He needs to use his YouTube revenue to get it lasered off...like his taint hair.

by Anonymousreply 148May 16, 2021 11:37 PM

“Some of you bitches are judt too mean to her!!!!”

by Anonymousreply 149May 16, 2021 11:46 PM

I would gladly eat a zucchini out of his ass.

by Anonymousreply 150May 16, 2021 11:49 PM

I love how Nicolas just powers thru his videos, in spite of all the personal turmoil that he has in his private life.

by Anonymousreply 151May 17, 2021 4:45 AM

^ LOL, what personal turmoil? Trying to weasel his way into Tracy's will?

by Anonymousreply 152May 17, 2021 5:05 AM

Hahahahahahahahahaha R152

by Anonymousreply 153May 17, 2021 5:10 AM

[quote] his actual last name is "Burden," not "Fairford,"

NO relation, thank Christ.

by Anonymousreply 154May 17, 2021 6:55 AM

I love slightly out of shape early 30s former twinks with prominent nips. Good for pounding into a mattress.

by Anonymousreply 155May 17, 2021 4:56 PM

Always grateful and their mussy gets wet.

by Anonymousreply 156May 17, 2021 5:34 PM

For those of your that cook he put the recipes up on his site from the dinner party video

And he credited the original source for each one too. They look real fancy, no fried spam

R155 yeah, prominent nips or not I find them exceptionally sensual

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by Anonymousreply 158May 18, 2021 12:44 PM

Yup, he's just cracked 100K subs, before the end of this month as I predicted

by Anonymousreply 159May 18, 2021 6:22 PM

R159 Out of curiosity, are you a masculine or fem? And a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 160May 18, 2021 6:33 PM

R160, I think if one uses Nicolas as the measurement, every single homosexual that ever lived would be masculine in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 161May 19, 2021 12:31 AM

R157 The canapés look interesting.

As an aside, I like when does the videos barefoot. Sensual.

by Anonymousreply 162May 19, 2021 2:51 AM

I wonder if she is a Victoria’s Secret girl...

by Anonymousreply 163May 19, 2021 3:30 AM

I can’t wait for tomorrow’s “treat!”

by Anonymousreply 164May 19, 2021 3:55 AM

Masc, top (on request - I'm not that interested in anal either way to be honest)

by Anonymousreply 165May 19, 2021 6:27 AM

Above was for R159

R162 I'd rather he did a video baring more than just his feet

by Anonymousreply 166May 19, 2021 6:29 AM

Does he make his own vegan toenail polish?

by Anonymousreply 167May 19, 2021 8:12 PM

Today’s “treat” was stupid. It was on how to look good on camera.🙄 1) This is something I would expect a YouTuber who does makeup tutorials or photography tutorials to do. 2) He already discussed this in another video (I believe a q&a one where someone asked him who films his stuff).

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by Anonymousreply 168May 19, 2021 8:26 PM

Because Teatime involves looking one's best on camera. ahahahaha He's pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 169May 19, 2021 8:32 PM

R168 That video is one more thing that convinces me he will become “Nikki” at some point.

by Anonymousreply 170May 19, 2021 10:17 PM

This will be Nicolas before too long. Thankfully, he doesn't live in Iran.

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by Anonymousreply 171May 19, 2021 10:46 PM

omg, he dropped his accent for "every little bit helps."

My ears feel violated

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by Anonymousreply 172May 19, 2021 10:56 PM

Someone said this is his drag lewk.

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by Anonymousreply 173May 19, 2021 10:59 PM

Watching the video...

He just said he prefers "a natural look"...


by Anonymousreply 174May 19, 2021 11:01 PM

Horrible episode today - a brand killer. It was unbearable to watch. Nicholas made a serious mistake.

by Anonymousreply 175May 19, 2021 11:06 PM

Somebody needs to get EJ Johnson and Nicolas hooked up!

by Anonymousreply 176May 19, 2021 11:29 PM

[quote] Time to start showing that intact cock on JustForFans

I have no doubt his foreskin is scrupulously clean

by Anonymousreply 177May 20, 2021 12:02 AM

^ "and I sprinkle my stank sleeve with a touch of a cinnamon before slowly inserting it into a lover's open mouth."

by Anonymousreply 178May 20, 2021 12:47 AM

[quote] I have no doubt his foreskin is scrupulously clean

I am confident Nic slides it back to urinate.

by Anonymousreply 179May 20, 2021 2:47 AM

He semi violently fucked my Aunt Carol who lives in his neighborhood.

She said he was 10 inches and THICK. Pure man.

He donkeypunched her and finished her off with a Dirty Sanchez. Then wiped his dick on her silk curtains.

She says he is NOTHING like the videos.

Pure testosterone and has balls the size of Valencia Oranges!

by Anonymousreply 180May 20, 2021 2:57 AM

Lots of younger guys with feminine features and mannerisms are smoking hot, especially when paired with a lean proportionate body. Well he doesn't really have the body, but he does posses feminine features and mannerisms and he does LOOK very young. The trouble is that he doesn't conjure up any stunning feminine features. He lacks a chin. His young ,twink, feminine look congures up Bob Newharts secretary, or Gladys Kravitz. No angel faced Becall here, instead we have a very young, very fresh Elenore Roosevelt.

by Anonymousreply 181May 20, 2021 3:58 AM

[quote] we have a very young, very fresh Elenore Roosevelt.

Comparing this self-promoting, rather dumb, wannabe aristocrat to a woman who spent her lifetime campaigning for equality and humanitarian causes is absurd. The young Eleanor (take note of the correct spelling) Roosevelt was even younger than Nicolas when she was already helping to feed the poor, establishing opportunities for women and children to have an education, and badgering her wealthy contemporaries to open their wallets to charitable organizations.

Yes, yes, of course, no doubt Nicolas is doing all of that.

Christ, you're ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 182May 20, 2021 5:12 AM

Finally got round to watching the vid R168 posted, its kinda cute actually, but he never covered up the freckles on the bridge of his nose which is the first (and only) thing I'd have dealt to. He talked about having bags under his eyes but I cant see much of anything there, leastways nothing I'd consider a problem.

R181 - "Lots of younger guys with feminine features and mannerisms are smoking hot, especially when paired with a lean proportionate body."

You sure got that right! I do think his body might be pretty alright under the clothes but we never get to see. And I think he's pretty damn stunning anyways. R182 Eleanor Roosevelt had money and leisure. Nicolas has neither, and has said as much in his Q+A's, although he is making a bit of money now

by Anonymousreply 183May 20, 2021 10:31 AM

R182, no one is comparing NF's mission with Eleanor. You yanked that right out of your ass. Are you on meds? NF, like ER has no chi n. The comparison was LOOKS ONLY. You're a moron.

by Anonymousreply 184May 20, 2021 2:12 PM

Taking this thread off my watch list; gotten absurd.

by Anonymousreply 185May 20, 2021 5:51 PM

Bye, Felecia!

by Anonymousreply 186May 20, 2021 5:56 PM

LOL R186!

by Anonymousreply 187May 20, 2021 7:17 PM

R185 hasn't been laid in decades.

He needs to mounted like Old Nick mounted my Aunt Carol semi violently

by Anonymousreply 188May 20, 2021 7:20 PM

r183 Head on over to Nicolas' IG. He's reclining on a blanket, with bare arms and bare legs. It's not as much as you'd probably like, but at least he's showing a bit of skin.

by Anonymousreply 189May 20, 2021 7:39 PM

Dickie, you need to get out more. We ALL need to get out more.

by Anonymousreply 190May 20, 2021 7:58 PM

R189 thanks for that. I had to sign up to fuckin Instagram to see that! I guess as its coming into summer there we'll get to see more

Image linked for those of you that dont have an insta login and cant be arsed making one

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by Anonymousreply 191May 20, 2021 8:57 PM

Do you suppose he waxes his own legs?

by Anonymousreply 192May 20, 2021 9:28 PM

R192 if he does theres an idea for his next video!

by Anonymousreply 193May 20, 2021 9:57 PM

R179 Nicole sits to pee and neatly wipes.

by Anonymousreply 194May 20, 2021 10:44 PM

He calls it "Sweet Jessie" too as he wet wipes off his foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 195May 20, 2021 10:50 PM

I'm not as devoted as some of you, so I haven't watched all his videos. Has ever said what his dog's name is?

by Anonymousreply 196May 20, 2021 11:24 PM

Yes R196- Big Dick Perkins.

by Anonymousreply 197May 20, 2021 11:29 PM

Doggy Stylems

by Anonymousreply 198May 21, 2021 12:37 AM

R196 dog is called Sophie if I remember rightly

by Anonymousreply 199May 21, 2021 6:50 AM

Dickey Dong

by Anonymousreply 200May 21, 2021 7:50 AM

Y'all are obsessed with this Princess! You all say how pathetic, ugly, and untalented he is, yet have helped to fill up THREE FUCKING THREADS about him!

by Anonymousreply 201May 21, 2021 10:20 AM

I wonder why some guys in this thread are lusting after her, but get offended when someone suggests they date a mtf tranny. I mean there is practically no difference....

by Anonymousreply 202May 21, 2021 4:02 PM

This thread is a classic. I do love Nicholas because he is just himself and seems harmless. His videos are very relaxing and I admire his passion. And he seems like a good egg.

However, I find him as sexually stimulating as a garden slug.

But I LOVE making fun of him.

His fans on this thread are insanely serious.

This thread should be a kick ass time.

by Anonymousreply 203May 21, 2021 4:42 PM

Concur, r203.

by Anonymousreply 204May 21, 2021 6:26 PM

Today’s video.

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by Anonymousreply 205May 21, 2021 8:11 PM

"So, if you've watched a few of my previous videos" ... you'll know that the pot on the table next to him is artificially aged with green and white paint.

by Anonymousreply 206May 21, 2021 8:36 PM

R205 thanks for that. I notice he talked about where he gets his clothes from, he said he gets everything from Zara. No mention of the M+S sweaters, even though he is wearing one in the video! He does have the most beautiful eyes, are they brown or hazel? I noticed that in his previous video R168 posted

He also admits to making mistakes and that he has passion but not necessarily expertise - that is what endears him to so many, he is completely honest about his shortcomings, and happy to learn from others, he actually says he has learnt a lot from comments on his videos where people have pointed out his mistakes. He is completely willing to learn without getting put out in the slightest - thats why I think he'll go far. That is how you become an expert, a willingness to learn from others. He has aspirations, coupled with humility, its a good mix

R202 I wouldnt get offended if someone suggested I date an mtf tranny, I'd just say yeah nah mate not my thing. Nicolas is still identifiably and identifies as male, even if he isnt super masculine - thats exactly what I like, he's a gay male, but he isnt too masculine for me

Everybody got their thing, their type, and he is precisely my type

by Anonymousreply 207May 21, 2021 10:08 PM


Look at him all posed with his jacket wrapped around his shoulders like an elegant woman.

And that dog!

by Anonymousreply 208May 21, 2021 10:19 PM

Today I was having lunch in 'The Little White Pig' - a gastro pub in Edinburgh when in walked the one and only Nicolas Fairford. He sat down, ordered a cocktail and a salad with a young American friend and I felt compelled to say hello and ask for a photo. He was utterly sweet, conversing with me about how Friday is upload day and how he was happy to be having a drink after a busy week. I thought I would share my encounter with you all!

by Anonymousreply 209May 21, 2021 11:03 PM

R209, you need to immediately post that in the "have you ever met a celebrity in a totally random location" thread!

Was the cocktail he ordered "a bit naughty," i.e. have a tablespoon of brown sugar in it?

by Anonymousreply 210May 21, 2021 11:05 PM

He had a cosmo and his friend a Margarita. He is tiny in real life, I noticed his hands and wrists were like a 9-year-old boy!

by Anonymousreply 211May 21, 2021 11:09 PM

Nicholas really looks like Joan Crawford with that dog. He now has her eyebrows. too. His face has a strange waxy appearance like Eva Peron's corpse after Dr. Ara finished his work. He is turning into a freakish Ken doll.

by Anonymousreply 212May 21, 2021 11:22 PM

Today’s video was incredibly boring. Just a bunch of rambling. Not an interesting Q&A at all.

by Anonymousreply 213May 21, 2021 11:59 PM

R209 was the 'friend' a man or a woman?

by Anonymousreply 214May 22, 2021 12:01 AM

This bitch is gonna be doing a video showing the new cottage he bought in a year or two cuz he's gonna be wealthy. He replies to an incredible number of YouTube comments which is a great way to connect with viewers...and their wallets when he has more products to sell. He will do very well for himself. He seems like a sweet, harmless person.

by Anonymousreply 215May 22, 2021 12:55 AM

[quote] He will do very well for himself. He seems like a sweet, harmless person.

He will do very well for himself. He seems like a sweet, harmless grifter.

Fixed that for you at no charge.

by Anonymousreply 216May 22, 2021 12:58 AM

Nicolas is embracing, at least publicly, the best aspects of who he genuinely is and aspires to be, and that is admirable. He's being authentic as a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 217May 22, 2021 1:01 AM

[quote] He's being authentic as a gay man.

I like your euphemism for "superficial cum-dump whore".

by Anonymousreply 218May 22, 2021 1:05 AM

Did today’s Q&A address the top bottom preference? When he lost his queer V card? I know this doesn’t fit into his brand but jeeze, give a dog a bone!

by Anonymousreply 219May 22, 2021 1:10 AM

R219 it didnt address any of that, and I reckon he oughta do that some time. Maybe comment on the video to that effect, and on his blog. I'd like to know too, although I got half a 40 ounce of Jack that says he aint a top

by Anonymousreply 220May 22, 2021 1:12 AM

One person's "authentic gay man" is another person's "caricature of a gay man".

by Anonymousreply 221May 22, 2021 1:16 AM

[quote] He is tiny in real life

He may be tiny, but you could probably still drive a train through his hole.

by Anonymousreply 222May 22, 2021 1:21 AM

Why is his face starting to look like wax? Why does he keep messing with it?

by Anonymousreply 223May 22, 2021 1:24 AM

I have 3 questions for him, but he won't answer if I ask. BUT, if we all ask him, he might.

1.) Nicolas, are you cut or uncut?

2.) Nicolas, do you bareback with certain men?

3.) Nicolas, have you ever spent an entire weekend in a sling?

by Anonymousreply 224May 22, 2021 1:30 AM

[quote] One person's "authentic gay man" is another person's "caricature of a gay man".

I suppose you think that "Yaasss kween" is more authentic, and admirable.

by Anonymousreply 225May 22, 2021 1:31 AM

R223 and others - its the makeup he uses for his videos, see the one R168 posted, explains it all. I do think he overdoes it bit, he oughta let his natural sensual glow come through more, he's real pretty when he does that

R217 is right - he's authentic. And authentically extremely fey. That definitely adds to the attraction for me. Fey = sexy for me.

by Anonymousreply 226May 22, 2021 1:32 AM

[quote] "superficial cum-dump whore".

Can be a manifestation of authenticity, as well, R218, albeit of a different sort.

by Anonymousreply 227May 22, 2021 1:34 AM

He said he's not an expert, welcomes corrections, and is going to put out a book? He just seems lazy to me.

by Anonymousreply 228May 22, 2021 2:11 AM

Also, he seems kind of dumb. Oh, well.

by Anonymousreply 229May 22, 2021 2:12 AM

R209 Did you “grab her by the pussy?”

by Anonymousreply 230May 22, 2021 2:21 AM

R244 why would #1 even matter? She will not use it even if it’s still there.

by Anonymousreply 231May 22, 2021 2:22 AM

V8 Fairy you are sweet but dumb! As if Nicolas is ever doing to do a Q&A addressing whether he is a top or bottom! I am SCREAMING! I can guarantee that he is one million percent the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed. Also in the other thread someone said they topped him last summer and came over his lips.

by Anonymousreply 232May 22, 2021 12:18 PM

NF is watching us. He knows how much we actually love him!

by Anonymousreply 233May 22, 2021 12:48 PM

He's run out of original content to the extent that that last video is almost entirely meta. He can only talk about his own videos. He was always the Sandra Lee of crafts; cutting flower pictures out of books and having someone frame them is basically "half homemade." It's pretty sad when after only a few projects at that sub-basic level he's resorting to banalities about his channel and vague plans for a book "on afternoon tea" and the like in response to his fans' questions.

Nicolas, take a couple of weeks off and learn something!

by Anonymousreply 234May 22, 2021 1:10 PM

Can someone teach me how to tag a previous comment? I see others writing [r234] for example and it highlights that comment. Eldergay here

by Anonymousreply 235May 22, 2021 2:00 PM

Oh! I did it!

by Anonymousreply 236May 22, 2021 2:00 PM

Actually R233 he is not! It has already been mentioned in a previous thread that he is aware of these threads but doesn't look at them. Thank god because Bitch would slit his wrists.

by Anonymousreply 237May 22, 2021 2:25 PM

I'm willing to be he's a mean drunk.

by Anonymousreply 238May 22, 2021 11:05 PM

As long as his ass can take a good pounding and he's good at sucking cock, I don't care if he swirls around the house like June Cleaver.

by Anonymousreply 239May 22, 2021 11:09 PM

R239- STOP IT! He fucked my Aunt, like a MAN.

He don't suck Cawk, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 240May 23, 2021 1:18 AM

Do you thinks he maintains the pseudo posh accent when he's getting the big one?

by Anonymousreply 241May 23, 2021 3:40 AM

[quote] Do you thinks he maintains the pseudo posh accent when he's getting the big one?

Doubtful. He probably drops all pretenses.

by Anonymousreply 242May 23, 2021 3:42 AM

I couldn’t watch the last few videos, I think I’ve reached my boredom threshold. I still think he’s lovely in a calculating kinda way, and wish him the best but I’m just not interested in his subject matter. He also seems to be treating it all a bit too seriously when it may be in his favour to let loose and relax a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 243May 23, 2021 8:18 AM

R242 I think so too. I imagine him like Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons where as soon as the camera is off, he starts grumbling, rolls his eyes, and gets a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 244May 23, 2021 8:27 AM

[quote]Do you thinks he maintains the pseudo posh accent when he's getting the big one?

Please, he can't maintain it when he's doosting books.

by Anonymousreply 245May 23, 2021 11:13 AM

R244, that’s hilarious. I needed a giggle!

by Anonymousreply 246May 23, 2021 12:15 PM

I think he fascination with this guy is hilarious and I don't even mean it in a cunty way... it's just hilarious. This is the whole point of YouTube stardom... well, capturing the imagination and cutting a deal.

by Anonymousreply 247May 23, 2021 12:19 PM

You bitches certainly turned on him faster than the Julian Morris gang.

by Anonymousreply 248May 23, 2021 12:21 PM

Honestly the NF threads are the last great DL threads since Trump left office. And not to mention the Reface thread.

by Anonymousreply 249May 23, 2021 12:27 PM

Looks like his next teatime vid is going to involve cooking again.

I hope it gets really warm in that kitchen. Maybe he'll remove his shirt

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by Anonymousreply 250May 25, 2021 11:32 PM

So you can check out his bra?

by Anonymousreply 251May 26, 2021 12:11 AM

Our dear boy showing some skin.

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by Anonymousreply 252May 26, 2021 1:00 AM

R252 Good find! And sooo gorgeous, so perfectly beautiful, I just want to lick and kiss him all over

by Anonymousreply 253May 26, 2021 1:11 AM

OMG, his Instagram profile photo looks nothing like the NF the world is obsessed with today. He looks like a boy band reject.

by Anonymousreply 254May 26, 2021 1:12 AM

R254 yeah I noticed that, its definitely an old photo, he's had his Insta for year. That pic is from early 2018

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by Anonymousreply 255May 26, 2021 1:30 AM

Here are his siblings. I think Nicolas had a nose job at some point.

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by Anonymousreply 256May 26, 2021 1:30 AM

R256 could be, dunno why, he looks good either way

He's had the Insta for years I meant to say above - since April 2014. And he's had his dog Sophie since then or before

He also has excellent taste, there's some really beautiful interior pics on there

by Anonymousreply 257May 26, 2021 1:47 AM

R256 You can see a hint of stubble in that picture from 5 years ago. He should have stubble more often so he doesn’t look so wax-like.

by Anonymousreply 258May 26, 2021 1:48 AM

I like how he and his brother part their hair on opposite sides, so as to be symmetrical in photos, like a pair of Staffordshire poodles.

by Anonymousreply 259May 26, 2021 2:33 AM

Dropped his new video! Relax with the "Potage of Passion." But first, go to the market and find a farmer with a twinkle in his eye ....

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by Anonymousreply 260May 26, 2021 4:13 PM

"Go to the market and find a farmer with a twinkle in his eye."

This bitch really said that about getting ingredients for soup.

His pot needs to be bleached like his arsehole. So brown and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 261May 26, 2021 10:53 PM

She was reading it straight out of MARY!!'s book.

[quote]The magical recipes are designed to feed the soul and cure the maladies of the guests who pass through Pistoulet. I decided to blend some Potage of Passion, despite the word of caution:

[quote] “Facial flush may occur due to extreme ecstasy. Guests often fall in love with the cook. Serve with discretion!”

[quote]“Go the market and find a farmer with a twinkle in his eye. Buy a large quantity of big ripe tomatoes.”

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by Anonymousreply 262May 26, 2021 11:14 PM

R260 That video was almost as over the top as the the bathroom skin care routine video.

And that recipe looked gross.

by Anonymousreply 263May 27, 2021 12:56 AM

R260 I haaaate the expression “dropped”/“dropping” a new video, album or whatever. What was wrong with saying it was “released”? “Dropping” sounds like defecation.

by Anonymousreply 264May 27, 2021 9:04 AM

R264, take your irony-deficiency to the market and find a farmer with a twinkle in his eye.

by Anonymousreply 265May 27, 2021 11:56 AM

Well, hello, you dirty rotten scoundrels. My trainer informed me of your little "discussion" about me whilst I was flexing my gluteus minimus. I dropped a new treat today and the good news for all of your peasants is that its free! Like how I'm living in your minds without paying rent!

Click the link.

Until next thyme...(that's a hint about my next video recipe...shhhh)....

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by Anonymousreply 266May 28, 2021 3:47 AM

266 Is definitely NOT Nicolas. Unless he is up at 4am making gifs

by Anonymousreply 267May 28, 2021 8:53 AM

No upload/treat today? Guess he died, is getting his hole plowed, or is using heavy video filters on his face.

by Anonymousreply 268May 28, 2021 7:26 PM

R260 He lists kisses as an ingredient. Bless his little heart. I would still love to grab him by the root of his hair and fuck his mouth though.

by Anonymousreply 269May 28, 2021 7:31 PM

Apartment Tour!

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by Anonymousreply 270May 28, 2021 11:43 PM

Youtube audited your boy on the 23rd.

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by Anonymousreply 271May 28, 2021 11:59 PM

R260 I watched that video finally, I notice he says around the 2.00 minute point he says "turn the heat, low, put on your favourite romantic opera and let simmer until soft"

I dont have a favourite romantic opera, I guess some AC/DC or Led Zeppelin will have to do

R261 pots get to look that way from years of use, apparently it actually enhances the flavour according to my partner who is an outstanding cook

Just watched the video at R270, cant quite work out the layout of his flat, bedroom and kitchen appear to have windows to the back, his main lounge has windows to the front, but which door in his hallway his his entrance?

by Anonymousreply 272May 29, 2021 5:34 AM

[quote] Just watched the video at [R270], cant quite work out the layout of his flat, bedroom and kitchen appear to have windows to the back, his main lounge has windows to the front, but which door in his hallway his his entrance?

His living room / main lounge faces the street but has no entrance / exit. Seems like the entrance is on the opposite side of the living room. You walk into the apartment. The little hall with the mirror is straight ahead and moves into the living room. Kitchen is to the right (from the entrance); bedroom and bathroom are to the left.

by Anonymousreply 273May 29, 2021 5:40 AM

Wow. 656k views (~14%) revoked all in one go. Naughty, naughty.

by Anonymousreply 274May 29, 2021 6:17 AM

R271 & R274 What does that mean? What happened?

by Anonymousreply 275May 29, 2021 8:16 AM

Someone needs to tell him to get some WD-40 for that creaky ass front door 🚪!

by Anonymousreply 276May 29, 2021 8:16 AM

R275, if you scroll down to his stats at the link, you’ll see -655,927 views in red on the 23rd, meaning that they've been removed. YouTube does audits to determine the legitimacy of channels' views.

by Anonymousreply 277May 29, 2021 9:35 AM

R274 / R275 that may not be due to anything he did but because of multiple views from the same IP address - which could be different people viewing it on different devices but on the same connection.

by Anonymousreply 278May 29, 2021 11:06 AM

[quote]cant quite work out the layout of his flat

It may be time to take a breath....

by Anonymousreply 279May 29, 2021 12:19 PM

Hello everyone, this is Nicolas. I have been made aware in the last few months by quite a few people that these threads exist. I made a choice not to read them as I have always held the view that people will have opinions about me and I really don’t need to know all of them.

However I received an email this morning regarding a few comments in this thread where someone has claimed that my YouTube channel has been audited. As I work really hard on my content and channel, to build a genuine audience of viewers who share my passions, I felt that I should respond to this.

My channel has not been audited. The reason my views went down by over 650,000 on Sunday 23rd is because I deleted 4 or 5 of my earlier videos. These videos all had copyright issues because of the soundtrack I used on them. All of the videos I deleted featured my neighbour, Tracey, and together we chose the soundtrack from the movie ‘Emma’ after watching it and loving the music. Sadly this meant that I had to delete some of my most popular videos, like the tour of Tracey’s home.

As I recently hit 100K subscribers and would like to receive my Silver Playbutton, I thought it was best to delete them, and for all of my videos to be completely copyright compliant.

Whilst I am here I guess I should take the opportunity to say thanks for your interest in my content - whether you love it or hate it, it’s really strange for me to know that people are discussing it all.

This is the first and last time I will read or comment here but I truly want to wish you all the very best - keep sharing your opinions and laugher.

Much love,

Nicolas x

PS - V8Fairy - If you’re ever in Edinburgh, drop me a line ;)

by Anonymousreply 280May 29, 2021 2:40 PM

Defibrillator STAT for V8Fairy

by Anonymousreply 281May 29, 2021 2:44 PM

Oh! He smacked the pillow on the bed so hard you could hear it! lol

18:57 LOL

by Anonymousreply 282May 29, 2021 4:34 PM

Looking at older vids now. He does wear some kinky boots!

by Anonymousreply 283May 29, 2021 4:44 PM

If was really him in an upcoming video he should arrange six red roses as part, to prove it was him.

I admire the troll who thought it up though.

by Anonymousreply 284May 29, 2021 4:47 PM

Nicolas at R280, it's not so much that we love or hate your content, we just wish your videos had any!

by Anonymousreply 285May 29, 2021 5:31 PM

I did a YouTube search and it seems like the Tracey's House Tour video really is gone, as stated at R280. That was probably the best video.

by Anonymousreply 286May 29, 2021 5:46 PM

That link to see the audited results was very interesting. Nicholas must have paid for traffic and got caught. I checked Lady Colin Campbell to see how much she is making and her traffic. One thing I notice is overall YouTube subscriptions seem flat for most popular channels like The Chateau Diaries. Lady Colin Campbell is doing better in revenue than Stephanie Jarvis. No wonder she posts new wild vlogs aall the time, YouTube is what's getting her business going.

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by Anonymousreply 287May 29, 2021 6:16 PM

The house tour video was interesting but overly long. A commenter noticed that Nic took down his 49 framed botanical prints. That always looked kind of tacky, IMO, so, maybe he realized the error of his ways and took them down.

Some things are still very Ross and TJ Maxx, like those sticks in a bottle of oil in his foyer area.

I don't know why he's not been showing his kitchen work area. It's a nice kitchen, IMO. He complained about the fridge, said he wished it were more hidden, with a cabinet cover. Who cares; it's an appliance.

by Anonymousreply 288May 29, 2021 6:27 PM

I can't figure out how he supports himself. YouTube can't be enough to live on. Scented oils would be essential if there was dampness and mold. In cold Scotland I assume there could be a problem. Besides those sticks his only options are scent plug-ins and air fresheners. The sticks look mush better than those options. I must admit I use them from Yankee Candle. My favorite scent is Lavender and Oak.

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by Anonymousreply 290May 29, 2021 6:49 PM

r287 - no, if you read the post that Nicolas posted, it totally backs up with his claim. The videos with Tracey are gone which explains his loss in views. All the views that were seen on those videos have now gone, which makes me think that that post is actually from Nicolas.

by Anonymousreply 291May 29, 2021 8:55 PM

Wouldn't it have been possible to detach the soundtrack from the video and replace it with some other music? Are his videos edited in such a way that the music is permanent? Never done this myself, so I don't know how it works.

If that Nicolas chiming in at R280, he must regard the DL threads on him as a major part of his publicity—or maybe he's making the rounds posting explanations on every website that discusses him to make sure they know he didn't really lose viewers.

by Anonymousreply 292May 29, 2021 9:10 PM

It does appear that his big bump in viewership came around the same time the DL started the treads. I bet he LOVES our dishing on him!

by Anonymousreply 293May 29, 2021 9:14 PM

I just tinkled my panties!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 294May 29, 2021 9:16 PM

Even though these DL threads (3 and counting) are active, I don't think DLers are really the prime target audience. Not many of us will be buying his teaware & other merchandise like that.

by Anonymousreply 295May 29, 2021 9:50 PM

R280 Damn I need to get some overtime in to get enough for a ticket to Edinburgh! Tea would be fantastic, a cuddle even better :-) I also do very good massages

The explanation completely makes sense, heading off potential copyright issues before they become a problem is wise - hopefully the videos can be reshot or resoundtracked with different music. Views have dropped but the sub count is still climbing slowly but steadily

R287 I dont think he's been "caught" doing anything - rather he has taken proactive action to prevent being caught for copyright breaches in the future

R288 I actually though the botanical prints were quite nice, better than a blank wall anyway. The kitchen is perfectly presentable though as you say

R289 his social blade profile estimates his YouTube earnings to be only $38-613 a month - yikes, a lot less than I thought. if thats the case he has to be doing something else as well, or living off prior savings/ earnings from the interior design work he did in Dubai

R292 I'd like to know that too

by Anonymousreply 296May 29, 2021 9:55 PM

v8fairy is gonna BONE THE HELL out of Nickolas!!!!

by Anonymousreply 297May 29, 2021 10:08 PM

He find a out his age on his Grindr profile. 😉

by Anonymousreply 298May 30, 2021 1:56 PM

Fibs* damn autocorrect

by Anonymousreply 299May 30, 2021 1:57 PM

About* damn!

by Anonymousreply 300May 30, 2021 1:57 PM

Um....29 is 30 something, 39 is 40 something, etc...

by Anonymousreply 301May 30, 2021 2:13 PM

26 on his profile

by Anonymousreply 302May 30, 2021 2:31 PM

I won't kiss and tell on the DL though x

by Anonymousreply 303May 30, 2021 6:37 PM

R302 Putting your age as 26 on Grindr isnt so bad if you actually DO look 26 which he does

by Anonymousreply 304June 1, 2021 6:06 PM

R304 He's taken that down now after reading it on here.

by Anonymousreply 305June 1, 2021 10:31 PM

R305 Wow, he must be looking on here if he done that!

He's put the Potage of Passion recipe up on his site, fronted with a beautiful pic of him sipping a glass of wine and looking wistful

The recipe say add a dash of Armagnac whatever the fuck that is, and that "guests often fall in love with the cook"

Gonna have to figure out

1) How to cook this

2) What the fuck Armagnac is and where to get it down under

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by Anonymousreply 306June 2, 2021 9:52 AM

Nic is most certainly reading DL threads.

But he can 'just me' not to blab about his Grindr profile anymore.

by Anonymousreply 307June 2, 2021 11:44 AM

I think you should all leave him alone and let him find a fuck in peace. Mustn't be nice to think everyone here is watching.

by Anonymousreply 308June 2, 2021 3:36 PM

Armagnac is a brandy made in the Armagnac region in France. You can sub in Cognac, which is a brandy made in the Cognac region.

by Anonymousreply 309June 2, 2021 5:38 PM

I bet Brandy is his drag name.

by Anonymousreply 310June 2, 2021 5:42 PM

I don't think he would know the difference between the different kinds of brandy. Specifying Armagnac is pretentious. Even Martha Stewart wouldn't specify Armagnac.

by Anonymousreply 311June 2, 2021 5:48 PM

Actually, Martha does have a couple of recipes calling for Armagnac (chocolate truffles & a chestnut cake).

by Anonymousreply 312June 2, 2021 5:51 PM

Some troublemaker has started ANOTHER Nicolas thread when this one isn't done yet. I'm putting his Teatime Treats for today HERE, so I don't have to tell them THERE.

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by Anonymousreply 313June 2, 2021 8:06 PM

Did Nikki change his skin routine? he's glowing.

by Anonymousreply 314June 2, 2021 8:07 PM

Actually, he doesn't specify Armagnac, it's the book that the recipe comes from that specifies it.

by Anonymousreply 315June 2, 2021 9:05 PM

R313 Where is the new thread? Don't see it

by Anonymousreply 316June 2, 2021 9:08 PM

R309 cheers mate, there's a liquor store behind the servo where I gas up my Holden, I'll check it out

R313, thanks, I'll look at that now. Earl Grey is shit tea but it might make a good cake

R314 he is glowing wonderfully but I reckon thats cos its summer there now and there's a heap of light coming in the windows now. He's alwasy radiant and pretty

R316 its called A Day In The Life With Nicolas Fairford ~ My Daily Workout, Afternoon Tea etc

by Anonymousreply 317June 2, 2021 9:27 PM

It's June. He needs to do something on a Pimm's Cup and flaunt his knowledge of this quintessentially British summer drink. It will give him something to do with cucumbers.

by Anonymousreply 318June 2, 2021 10:24 PM

Today's video. Half tour, half at home making a drink in a shaker. Lots of loud, metallic clanging.

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by Anonymousreply 319June 4, 2021 8:45 PM

That palace was really beautiful, pity the video wasnt more tour and less sloe gin making, I really loved that reception room in the green and white. Gin isnt my thing anyway, I'm more a beer or bourbon man, I ocassionally treat myself to a RTD Codys or Woodstock

He got crowded out by other visitors unfortunately, maybe he should have talked to the people that run the joint and ask if he could come in and film prior to opening, it'd be a nice bit of free publicity for them and made it easy for him to do justice to the place. Win win all round, piece of piss for them to let him in early and would have exposed Holyrood to 100K plus sets of eyes

by Anonymousreply 320June 5, 2021 12:27 AM

R320, sloe gin, IMO, tastes way different from "regular" gin. Not sure why sloe gin is even called gin.

by Anonymousreply 321June 5, 2021 12:36 AM

You can make slow gin very easily. Gather or buy you sloe berries. Prick them. Add them to gin, with a little sugar. Then quarter turn them every week for at least 12 weeks, preferably longer. Delicious.

William and Kate were at Hollyrood House last week. It's only up the way from Nic's place. There are loads of nice places in Edinburgh he can visit like the castle, zoo, botanical gardens, observatory, parliament, etc.

by Anonymousreply 322June 5, 2021 1:18 AM

This woman again?

by Anonymousreply 323June 5, 2021 6:18 AM

New video. Supposedly a London vlog. Nic goes into shops and flips through coffee table books. He goes to a garden and says his favorite flower is a rose. Not a specific kind of rose, just a rose. He lets us know he's going to release a fragrance that's rose-scented.

Then 1/3rd of the way into the video, he's suddenly back at home. The final 2/3rds of the video is a "Hello Fresh" commercial.

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by Anonymousreply 324June 12, 2021 12:22 AM

We seem to have completely lost interest in him.

by Anonymousreply 325June 13, 2021 2:10 AM

This thread should be a classic, but it is all about kissing this guy's ass.

So it DIED.

He is DL GOLD.

But the two obsessive fans ruined this thread.

And I am done kissing their ass. They are SO serious!

Nicholas is HILARIOUS and deserves better,

These two guys who populate this thread are bores who want to fuck him!

by Anonymousreply 326June 13, 2021 2:43 AM

It aint dead yet motherfuckers!

I been up in North Queensland and the net is shit up here

by Anonymousreply 327June 14, 2021 9:34 AM

Nicolas' enunciation does not amount so much to running through words like your garden variety speaker as it amounts to sashaying from word to word to word. You can literally hear the rustling, and see his tiny hands and limp wrists floating around between the words.

by Anonymousreply 328June 18, 2021 12:04 PM

Nicolas’s enunciation is lovely and so calming….

by Anonymousreply 329June 18, 2021 1:15 PM

Part two of London where he done the Queens Dressmaker Stewart Parvin in Belgravia

Belgravia looks real nice too, wouldnt mind going there one of these days

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by Anonymousreply 330June 18, 2021 7:08 PM

Sadly, Nic has announced that his mid-week "Treats" videos have come to an end. 😢 Those videos were kind of pointless, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 331June 18, 2021 7:09 PM

I do love watching Nicholas in my teahouse on Friday evenings while sipping artesian cocktails.

by Anonymousreply 332June 18, 2021 7:14 PM

I loved his newest video!!! Tour of the Gorham hotel, lovely!

by Anonymousreply 333June 26, 2021 1:45 AM

100k Subscribers!

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by Anonymousreply 334June 28, 2021 1:01 PM

Too late; DL has lost interest and moved on to new vegan scones.

by Anonymousreply 335June 28, 2021 3:45 PM

R333 that hotel is absolutely fuckin awesome, such a beautiful suite he was in, the motel I was staying at in Townsville (Queensland) with my partner wasnt a patch on it needless to say! The red lined wallcovering in the shitter was amazing, I would love to have that somewhere, likewise the damask fabric wallcovering in the bedrooms. And Nicholas was as soft and pretty as ever needless to say

R334 interesting, he's up to 111K subscribers now. The picture quality was horrendous, but he did say he had a major technical issue which prevented him from using the gear he normally does, hence the poor quality and lighting. That Halston thing on TV sounds good, like he says historical and beautiful, I'd like that. Certainly nicer night entertainment than two methed out bogans beating the shit out of each other which is what we had in the unit under us the first night in the motel in Queensland

by Anonymousreply 336June 28, 2021 5:42 PM

Tommorrow he's doing another afternoon tea video

Perfect opportunity for me to ask an etiquette question that arose from another thread - what should I do if I have guests around for a lovely formal afternoon tea on the patio and we are interrupted by a rattlesnake or other large venomous snake? This is an etiquette question that matters in Australia too, we dont have rattlers but we do have an abundance of other venomous snakes (it IS Australia after all)

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by Anonymousreply 339July 9, 2021 8:53 PM

I would like to be his sugardaddy (am the right color if the assumptions are correct that the tall dark gentelmen he features in his closing fotos was his SD) but I am 50 million too poor

by Anonymousreply 340July 10, 2021 8:56 AM

Loved his most recent video!

by Anonymousreply 341July 10, 2021 3:05 PM

R340 Yeah I'm the wrong colour AND too poor!

Sounds from the video at R338 he had a pretty good experience coming out, which is nice to see. There was something about any new boyfriend would have to get on OK with his last ex, guess thats fair enough if they're still friends. Had that with my current partner, wasnt a problem in the slightest

by Anonymousreply 342July 10, 2021 5:54 PM

He is looking worse and worse, his face is botoxed and pumped up with fillers. His make-up is an inch thick. One of the strangest, gay YouTube celebs - a eunuch.

by Anonymousreply 343July 10, 2021 6:00 PM

I posted something and thought I would surley get a reaction. I got nothing maybe a like but nothing else from him :( ohhh wel there is that other twink at my supermarket to obsses about

by Anonymousreply 344July 11, 2021 2:13 PM

Oh just DM him on Grindr for god's sake!

by Anonymousreply 345July 11, 2021 2:16 PM

to be honest it suprizes me he has a grindr account. I thought that shit wasn't for gentleman but for rubes who need a quick fix regularly or now and then.

by Anonymousreply 346July 11, 2021 2:19 PM

He's a bossy bottom.

by Anonymousreply 347July 11, 2021 2:31 PM

90 percent of gay men are on Grindr. What are you?

by Anonymousreply 348July 11, 2021 2:34 PM

Aggressive Dom Top like 90% of DL.

by Anonymousreply 349July 11, 2021 2:37 PM

I'm an alien r348. nobody wants me for love, only to probe me for science.

BTW that is excatly the numbers between the ritch and the poor

by Anonymousreply 350July 11, 2021 2:38 PM

You certainly have never posted before this.

by Anonymousreply 351July 11, 2021 2:39 PM

Why this thread is not more fun is beyond me. This kid brings out everyone's seriousness, when he should be a DL icon. Weird.

Anyway, he seems like a nice guy- that's my opinion. I wouldn't be attracted to him sexually in the least, so that makes it simple.

I am glad someone out there can be themselves, create a very specific "lifestyle" and live their dream.

Cannot stand his clothes though. On Angelina Jolie its awesome, but on a man- its really weird. All of those cream sweaters and shit. I am surprised that he doesn't wear a strand of pearls. I have never seen any man with that kind of fashion sense.

by Anonymousreply 352July 11, 2021 4:42 PM

[quote]I am surprised that he doesn't wear a strand of pearls.


by Anonymousreply 353July 11, 2021 4:55 PM

R348– This prisspot looks like he’d shrivel up and die at the very mention of sex so I can’t see him having a Grindr account

by Anonymousreply 354July 11, 2021 5:16 PM

R354 Oh but he does.

But we don't kiss and tell on the DL....

by Anonymousreply 355July 11, 2021 5:27 PM

He's going to a garden center coming Friday and also making a salad yummm looking forward to it

by Anonymousreply 356July 12, 2021 3:58 PM

Dobbies is nice. They have a good range of plants.

by Anonymousreply 357July 12, 2021 10:27 PM

I learned something new from him. you should let the water cool 10 minutes before you pour it on green or herbal tea. though I disagree to leave it for 3 minutes I like the taste of tea to come trough. before this I would pour the water directly after boiling and the green tea would indeed taste bitter.

Hope this new endevour on youtube works for him and he can finance his lifestyle or that he finds a ritch sugar daddy that can finance him and his expensive taste.

by Anonymousreply 358July 13, 2021 12:18 PM

Oh oh Bitches.. he's feeling exhausted mentally and needs a vacay.

witch of you have a nice country cottage where he can go cottaging for the weekend :)

I think the cure is to get a really wealthy sugar daddy stat, one that can leave him financially stable for the rest of his life.

by Anonymousreply 359July 14, 2021 1:19 PM

Life Update from Nic! He's moving house. Currently lives on street level and people have figured out where he lives and have been coming to his house, apparently. He's moving to a bigger place, he says. His current apartment is too stuffed with his things.

I couldn't watch the whole thing. More uninspiring cooking. Trip to a flower shop.

Another DL thread about Nic just disappeared.

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by Anonymousreply 360July 16, 2021 8:51 PM

"A small pansy would look lovely"

Nicolas isn't that small, and he's not that lovely.

by Anonymousreply 361July 16, 2021 9:01 PM

Wake me when his jo video leaks.

by Anonymousreply 362July 16, 2021 9:06 PM

He could give birth with those hips!

But big hipped guys often have huge dicks. My experience.

I'm glad it's time for another,. Thank you sir!

by Anonymousreply 363July 16, 2021 9:07 PM

^^ Not my experience. My favorite ex was tall, thin, and had large-ish hips.

His size 7 shoes should have clued me in.

Below average, but was a voracious bottom.

by Anonymousreply 364July 16, 2021 9:12 PM

Ha! look at it in the plant shop. Yeah, hung.

by Anonymousreply 365July 16, 2021 9:20 PM


and he didn't toss his salad!

by Anonymousreply 366July 16, 2021 9:22 PM

What was his "big life announcement"?

Is he transitioning?

by Anonymousreply 367July 16, 2021 9:22 PM

That's a lot of work for a salad.

People don't know how to water a plant? You see brown leaves... plant needs water.

Hmm... I didn't find the street.

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by Anonymousreply 368July 16, 2021 10:31 PM

The thick lipstick is very distracting. His face looks embalmed. He has horrible Joan Crawford eyebrows. Somebody should tell him how bad he looks.

by Anonymousreply 369July 16, 2021 11:24 PM

So he is moving cause some people have found out were he lives, kind of creepy when stalkers and trolls find your real address. he will move to a bigger place too he said.

he's been posting sexy pictures on Instagram too, i love following him.

by Anonymousreply 370July 18, 2021 8:30 AM

R365 I wouldnt say majorly hung, but just average, good enough for me though from what I could see in the plant shop. He should wear some short shorts now its summer, I'd like that

R369 he looks fine to me

R370 yeah he got some real pretty pictures on his insta I been following that too. Its a pity he's having to shift on account of creeps and shitheads, but I think he's taking it as an opportunity to move to a bigger place where he can have a proper workspace and a kitchen better suited for video shoots

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by Anonymousreply 371July 18, 2021 3:46 PM

I took a better look at the video at R338. Nic tells you how to care for plants. Stick your finger in the dirt and see if the dirt is wet. If the dirt is dry, then water.

by Anonymousreply 372July 18, 2021 6:50 PM

Well, I give him a lot of credit for at least doing something. He's taking action and making his dreams a reality. Unlike the most of us who sit on our asses just to bitch, moan, and critique, this guy has taken action that has opened more doors for himself and his dreams. Do I find his information helpful? Not really. Do I think that he is hot? He's not my type. But, I do enjoy watching his beautiful and serene settings while even listening to his dulcet voice. His videos are like a sleeping pill to me or just calm and relaxing.

He's definitely developed an audience and critics whether they be good or bad. Whoever heard about this guy 2-3 years ago? Now, he's known by hundreds of thousands.

by Anonymousreply 373July 18, 2021 10:58 PM

I think she is pretty wench and about 75%thru her transition. I think her content could improve if she drove around to spots in a cute little vintage Alfa Romeo or Fiat roadster or a Miata. She could go on little shopping trips, cultural and scenic tours. She could wear a headscarf and try to look like Elizabeth Taylor in that little Sunbeam Alpine in Butterfield.

I don’t want to watch her move. It is too dreadful of a process for Nicole to endure or us to watch.

by Anonymousreply 374July 19, 2021 1:02 AM

Nicole! Gurl this could be YOU!

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by Anonymousreply 375July 19, 2021 1:03 AM

Apparently he owns an electric BMW.

in his recent Instagram Q&A he says what his perfect date would be, from 2 pm till 3 am girl who's got the energy for that at 30. also V8 he also mentions he is planning to do a meet and greet so get your ticket ready to travel to Edinburgh.

by Anonymousreply 376July 20, 2021 6:11 AM

[quote]girl who's got the energy for that at 30


by Anonymousreply 377July 20, 2021 12:41 PM

R376 he's commented about owning an electric car before, didnt know it was a BMW. Much as I'd like to get to the meet and greet, we're still locked down here as far as international travel goes.

He's been on a break to some place called Pickering in Yorkshire, there's a couple of pics on his Insta, he is rather strikingly beautiful in this one. If it was so hot like what he says he ought to of just taken the damn shirt right off

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by Anonymousreply 378July 20, 2021 6:04 PM

Looks like next up he's gonna do Castle Howard, hope he makes the entire vid about it so he does it justice

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by Anonymousreply 379July 21, 2021 6:23 AM

It wasn't an extensive tour of the house as we thought but an brief look at the gardens outside. also kind of bad news on his tea service it gets pushed back to 2022.

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by Anonymousreply 381July 25, 2021 10:45 PM

Has he given any anal bleaching tips?

by Anonymousreply 382July 25, 2021 10:50 PM

He isn't about that. But I (we V8 included 😉) would like to see that

by Anonymousreply 383July 25, 2021 10:54 PM

Of course he does, but two days notice before the fisting party.

by Anonymousreply 384July 25, 2021 11:04 PM

R383 Can you imagine his pre-sex routine?

I’m thinking it takes eight hours.

by Anonymousreply 385July 25, 2021 11:05 PM

R383 damn right I would!

by Anonymousreply 386July 26, 2021 9:11 AM

I dreamed with Nicolas, we were having Lipton tea out of dead common mugs.

by Anonymousreply 387July 28, 2021 8:45 AM

Did he do something to his eyebrows?? he seems different

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by Anonymousreply 388July 31, 2021 5:34 AM

His nips are looking quite poofy there.

by Anonymousreply 389July 31, 2021 11:14 PM

R388, I cant see much different with his eyebrows, slightly trimmed and groomed maybe

R389 he's doing weight training, he mentioned it in R388's vid, that would make them stand out some maybe

He hasnt managed to get a new place sorted yet, I would think he's be pretty much the ideal tenant, you know he's going to look after the place, and not trash it or cook meth

by Anonymousreply 390August 1, 2021 12:22 AM

And he’ll greatly improve whatever new flat he moves into. Ideal tenant indeed!

by Anonymousreply 391August 1, 2021 2:29 AM

I enjoy this Nicole woman’s show.

by Anonymousreply 392August 1, 2021 3:54 AM

He is a party boy was "possibly" nursing a hangover yesterday lol. whomever takes him on must like to be outgoing. I think that at a certain age going clubing isn't cool anymore it reeks of desperation.

by Anonymousreply 393August 1, 2021 6:50 AM

Je may have stayed home and cried in his gin.

by Anonymousreply 394August 1, 2021 7:13 AM

His nips are distracting. I keep thinking I want so suck on them and hear him whimper in that low soft voice of his.

I have put my finger on it it's his tan that gave him a different look. Cute boi I so want to boink him.

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