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Lardos Thread 8 - Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi and Gluttonous Gemma

Carry on discussing this trio of whales.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 5:19 PM

Whales have feelings too, even if two of them have pitifully small dicks.

by Anonymousreply 104/29/2021

Whales belong in the ocean, not on stage.

by Anonymousreply 204/29/2021

Great timing creating the new thread as the old one just got paywalled!

We will continue the whale sightings here.

I think it’s unbelievable that Whale Gemma finds massive lardo Fataldi cute and sexy!

by Anonymousreply 304/29/2021

Reminder of Lewis Fataldi’s lard laden face that Gemma finds sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 404/30/2021

Someone asked if she thought Fataldi was hot and she replied YES and posted this gross picture.

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by Anonymousreply 504/30/2021

Fataldi looks so much like a pig. Like a massive flabby pig.

by Anonymousreply 604/30/2021

Seriously? HOT? What part of Fataldi turns her on? How can she say he is hot? And that picture is horrendous. Messy hair, wide face. Chugging that high calorie drink.

by Anonymousreply 704/30/2021

He's just a ball of flabby pizza dough. Grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 804/30/2021

Do you suppose Niall and Lewis find that since their weight gain that it's more difficult to stay, erm, connected during anal?

by Anonymousreply 904/30/2021

R9, their bellies will definitely get in the way of any kind of sex, especially Fataldi.

by Anonymousreply 1004/30/2021

Fataldi is identical to a dough ball. Would be impossible to tell if you had him and a massive lump of raw pizza dough.

by Anonymousreply 1104/30/2021

Those bellies are going to be in the way a lot. Fataldi’s belly is flabby and hanging. Niall has a flabby beer belly too.

Gemma’s situation is probably very similar! What do you reckon? Hanging belly that’s constantly in the way.

by Anonymousreply 1204/30/2021

R5 Why couldn’t she even try to find a decent picture of him? He looks monstrous there.

by Anonymousreply 1305/01/2021

R13, she always posts photos of the two men at their worst. Her avatar is Niall sticking out his stomach. She thinks blubber is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1405/01/2021

Her avatar is so weird. You would think she would choose a picture where he looks alright but she has chosen one where he looks as fat as possible.

I don’t think I will ever understand why she finds blubber beautiful. Has she ever talked about her love of fatties or blubber on her blog? That would be funny.

by Anonymousreply 1505/01/2021

[QUOTE] So which is it, a long time ago when we first began to talk about Ben the consensus was that he had a small dick but ate pussy like a champ. When did it change to him having a big dick?

It changed because you guys now have slightly more sexual experience and have realised that the likelihood of a guy who's 6ft 4 having a small dick is vanishingly low.

by Anonymousreply 1605/01/2021

Sorry, wrong thread!

by Anonymousreply 1705/01/2021

Massive fat Niall Hogran. He gained more weight.

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by Anonymousreply 1805/01/2021

I think Gemma actually gets turned on by these lardos blubber. ‘Niall’s tummy’ as her blog name. She should maybe add Lewis’ tummy in the title too.

by Anonymousreply 1905/02/2021

Niall looked big enough already without stuffing himself into a vast puffa jacket.

by Anonymousreply 2005/02/2021

He did! He is so large! Imagine how massive Lewis Fataldi would look in a big jacket like that. Or Gemma...

by Anonymousreply 2105/02/2021

Lewis wouldn't be able to find one to fit him.

by Anonymousreply 2205/02/2021

He probably wouldn’t! The zipper would scream for help and then snap open. Maybe he would find one from XXXL section though. For super fatties like him.

by Anonymousreply 2305/02/2021

Niall looks absolutely ridiculous! And that massive coat looks very tight on him. Why did he have to stuff himself into that?

by Anonymousreply 2405/02/2021

WTH at R18 ? As the waist gets larger the trouser length keeps getting shorter. Or is there excessive flooding in Ireland we're not aware of?

by Anonymousreply 2505/02/2021

Probably. That fit doesn’t look good on him. He is wide and the trousers are too short. Maybe they’re made for short and fat people?

by Anonymousreply 2605/02/2021

His face looks so full. He is like a chunky hamster with those cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 2705/02/2021

R25 I think the only flooding that is happening is the blubbery lard overflowing out of the Lardos trousers. All three are probably struggling to find new trousers.

by Anonymousreply 2805/02/2021

What the fuck? When is he not eating?

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by Anonymousreply 2905/02/2021

Fataldi has made being an obese slob part of his brand.

by Anonymousreply 3005/03/2021

He is disgusting. Eating greasy takeaway on the red carpet. Who does that? He is so obese and everyone knows that. He thinks it’s okay to stuff his face wherever he goes.

Here is another picture of him looking obese and waiting for yet another greasy takeaway.

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by Anonymousreply 3105/03/2021

Of course dumbass Gemma calls the human whale a 'sweetheart'.

by Anonymousreply 3205/03/2021

Human Whale! 🤣 She probably is excited that there is a fast food van in the back and Fataldi most definitely ordered something fattening. He is going to look more whale-like soon. Gemma is going to love it.

She hasn’t posted anything about her own massive feasts? Did those anonymous messages she got about her diet make her stop?

by Anonymousreply 3305/03/2021

I doubt it as she's had people asking why she always posts food before. As long as her idols continue to post photos of themselves eating, Gemma will too.

by Anonymousreply 3405/03/2021

Let’s hope so! Her posts are hilarious because she is so clueless. She is so dumb and everyone is laughing at her.

If you’re right, R34, then she will never stop, as we know Niall and Fataldi will never stop posting about their feasts.

by Anonymousreply 3505/03/2021

New candid pic of Niall bursting out of a pair of cream linen trousers. He really does Facetune his Instagram photos but this one reveals the flabby reality. His long suffering girlfriend Amelia looks annoyed, probably because Niall just spent three hours ignoring her in the pub while he scoffed a bottomless lunch swilled down by ten pints of Guinness.

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by Anonymousreply 3605/04/2021

Wow! He definitely edits his instagram pictures!

That picture is absolutely hilarious! Those trousers are too small and the button is about to pop and his zipper is about to split open too. He definitely went for a massive bottomless lunch. Some greasy pub food?

by Anonymousreply 3705/04/2021

Have you guys noticed that whenever Lewis Fataldi has been spotted somewhere it’s always in front of a fast food restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 3805/04/2021

Always in front of a fast food restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 3905/04/2021

Fast food van, chippy, McDonald’s, beer gardens and pubs. Every single time.

by Anonymousreply 4005/04/2021

He's definitely making being an obese slob who gorges on fast food all day an important part of his brand. He's done some sponsorship work with McDonald's already. That kind of works for Fataldi as he doesn't have an audience of young women who think he's hot (except for Gemma) but Niall has been foolishly copying his lead and has lost 70% of his fanbase.

by Anonymousreply 4105/04/2021

Fataldi must be happy he can continue his gross junk food diet every day without losing a single fan. Gemma of course finds him very hot and sexy with his massive belly and she probably loves all that junk food content he provides. I think it’s hilarious how hot she finds him.

I didn’t know Lewis Fataldi worked with McDonald’s! Did he record advertisements or gorge on burgers?

Niall thinks he like Fataldi and can stuff his ugly face without losing fans. He is wrong. So wrong. He has gained more weight throughout the years and losing fans with every pound he puts on.

by Anonymousreply 4205/04/2021

The latest pics of him with his girlfriend are tragic. She looks so unhappy and he's striding away from her, desperate not to be papped with her because he knows pictures with girfriends upset his pathetic stans. He tries to dress like a guy who weighs 170 lbs and is 6ft in these cream linens, instead of a guy who lost his waistline three years ago.

by Anonymousreply 4305/04/2021

I would be unhappy too if I had to walk next to a pig in a human form.

Hogran’s waistline is long gone. He is about 5’8 and weighs 200 lbs so of course he looks tragic. Someone needs to tell him to buy bigger trousers and wear dark colours. White clothes aren’t made for him.

by Anonymousreply 4405/04/2021

What was Lewis Fataldi’s and McDonald’s sponsorship like?

by Anonymousreply 4505/04/2021

He did this but there was something else too. Some event but I can't find it.

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by Anonymousreply 4605/04/2021

Of course Lewis Fataldi wanted to work with McDonald’s! What do you think he got paid for that? Maybe a gift card to stuff his greasy face with?

by Anonymousreply 4705/04/2021

Mega chunk. He is bloated like a balloon.

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by Anonymousreply 48Last Wednesday at 11:12 AM

R48, his ass is ENORMOUS in those jeans and hanging low to the ground because of his short fat legs. Why does he keep doing these desperate pap walks with his girfriend who looks miserable and angry all the time? He must be feeling as if the press aren't giving him enough attention.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 5:14 PM

They paywalled at 50 posts last time so here's a new thread for when they do.

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by Anonymousreply 50Last Wednesday at 5:17 PM

This is the photo I meant with his huge ass.

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by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 5:19 PM
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