Lardos Thread 8 - Niall Hogran, Lewis Fataldi and Gluttonous Gemma

Whales have feelings too, even if two of them have pitifully small dicks.

Whales belong in the ocean, not on stage.

Great timing creating the new thread as the old one just got paywalled!

We will continue the whale sightings here.

I think it’s unbelievable that Whale Gemma finds massive lardo Fataldi cute and sexy!

Reminder of Lewis Fataldi’s lard laden face that Gemma finds sexy.

Someone asked if she thought Fataldi was hot and she replied YES and posted this gross picture.

Fataldi looks so much like a pig. Like a massive flabby pig.

Seriously? HOT? What part of Fataldi turns her on? How can she say he is hot? And that picture is horrendous. Messy hair, wide face. Chugging that high calorie drink.

He's just a ball of flabby pizza dough. Grotesque.

Do you suppose Niall and Lewis find that since their weight gain that it's more difficult to stay, erm, connected during anal?

R9, their bellies will definitely get in the way of any kind of sex, especially Fataldi.

Fataldi is identical to a dough ball. Would be impossible to tell if you had him and a massive lump of raw pizza dough.

Those bellies are going to be in the way a lot. Fataldi’s belly is flabby and hanging. Niall has a flabby beer belly too.

Gemma’s situation is probably very similar! What do you reckon? Hanging belly that’s constantly in the way.

R5 Why couldn’t she even try to find a decent picture of him? He looks monstrous there.

R13, she always posts photos of the two men at their worst. Her avatar is Niall sticking out his stomach. She thinks blubber is beautiful.

Her avatar is so weird. You would think she would choose a picture where he looks alright but she has chosen one where he looks as fat as possible.

I don’t think I will ever understand why she finds blubber beautiful. Has she ever talked about her love of fatties or blubber on her blog? That would be funny.

[QUOTE] So which is it, a long time ago when we first began to talk about Ben the consensus was that he had a small dick but ate pussy like a champ. When did it change to him having a big dick?

It changed because you guys now have slightly more sexual experience and have realised that the likelihood of a guy who's 6ft 4 having a small dick is vanishingly low.

Sorry, wrong thread!

Massive fat Niall Hogran. He gained more weight.

I think Gemma actually gets turned on by these lardos blubber. ‘Niall’s tummy’ as her blog name. She should maybe add Lewis’ tummy in the title too.

Niall looked big enough already without stuffing himself into a vast puffa jacket.

He did! He is so large! Imagine how massive Lewis Fataldi would look in a big jacket like that. Or Gemma...

Lewis wouldn't be able to find one to fit him.

He probably wouldn’t! The zipper would scream for help and then snap open. Maybe he would find one from XXXL section though. For super fatties like him.

Niall looks absolutely ridiculous! And that massive coat looks very tight on him. Why did he have to stuff himself into that?

WTH at R18 ? As the waist gets larger the trouser length keeps getting shorter. Or is there excessive flooding in Ireland we're not aware of?

Probably. That fit doesn’t look good on him. He is wide and the trousers are too short. Maybe they’re made for short and fat people?

His face looks so full. He is like a chunky hamster with those cheeks.

R25 I think the only flooding that is happening is the blubbery lard overflowing out of the Lardos trousers. All three are probably struggling to find new trousers.

What the fuck? When is he not eating?

Fataldi has made being an obese slob part of his brand.

He is disgusting. Eating greasy takeaway on the red carpet. Who does that? He is so obese and everyone knows that. He thinks it’s okay to stuff his face wherever he goes.

Here is another picture of him looking obese and waiting for yet another greasy takeaway.

Of course dumbass Gemma calls the human whale a 'sweetheart'.

Human Whale! 🤣 She probably is excited that there is a fast food van in the back and Fataldi most definitely ordered something fattening. He is going to look more whale-like soon. Gemma is going to love it.

She hasn’t posted anything about her own massive feasts? Did those anonymous messages she got about her diet make her stop?

I doubt it as she's had people asking why she always posts food before. As long as her idols continue to post photos of themselves eating, Gemma will too.

Let’s hope so! Her posts are hilarious because she is so clueless. She is so dumb and everyone is laughing at her.

If you’re right, R34, then she will never stop, as we know Niall and Fataldi will never stop posting about their feasts.

New candid pic of Niall bursting out of a pair of cream linen trousers. He really does Facetune his Instagram photos but this one reveals the flabby reality. His long suffering girlfriend Amelia looks annoyed, probably because Niall just spent three hours ignoring her in the pub while he scoffed a bottomless lunch swilled down by ten pints of Guinness.

Wow! He definitely edits his instagram pictures!

That picture is absolutely hilarious! Those trousers are too small and the button is about to pop and his zipper is about to split open too. He definitely went for a massive bottomless lunch. Some greasy pub food?

Have you guys noticed that whenever Lewis Fataldi has been spotted somewhere it’s always in front of a fast food restaurant?

Always in front of a fast food restaurant?

Fast food van, chippy, McDonald’s, beer gardens and pubs. Every single time.

He's definitely making being an obese slob who gorges on fast food all day an important part of his brand. He's done some sponsorship work with McDonald's already. That kind of works for Fataldi as he doesn't have an audience of young women who think he's hot (except for Gemma) but Niall has been foolishly copying his lead and has lost 70% of his fanbase.

Fataldi must be happy he can continue his gross junk food diet every day without losing a single fan. Gemma of course finds him very hot and sexy with his massive belly and she probably loves all that junk food content he provides. I think it’s hilarious how hot she finds him.

I didn’t know Lewis Fataldi worked with McDonald’s! Did he record advertisements or gorge on burgers?

Niall thinks he like Fataldi and can stuff his ugly face without losing fans. He is wrong. So wrong. He has gained more weight throughout the years and losing fans with every pound he puts on.

The latest pics of him with his girlfriend are tragic. She looks so unhappy and he's striding away from her, desperate not to be papped with her because he knows pictures with girfriends upset his pathetic stans. He tries to dress like a guy who weighs 170 lbs and is 6ft in these cream linens, instead of a guy who lost his waistline three years ago.

I would be unhappy too if I had to walk next to a pig in a human form.

Hogran’s waistline is long gone. He is about 5’8 and weighs 200 lbs so of course he looks tragic. Someone needs to tell him to buy bigger trousers and wear dark colours. White clothes aren’t made for him.

What was Lewis Fataldi’s and McDonald’s sponsorship like?

He did this but there was something else too. Some event but I can't find it.

Of course Lewis Fataldi wanted to work with McDonald’s! What do you think he got paid for that? Maybe a gift card to stuff his greasy face with?

Mega chunk. He is bloated like a balloon.

R48, his ass is ENORMOUS in those jeans and hanging low to the ground because of his short fat legs. Why does he keep doing these desperate pap walks with his girfriend who looks miserable and angry all the time? He must be feeling as if the press aren't giving him enough attention.

They paywalled at 50 posts last time so here's a new thread for when they do.

This is the photo I meant with his huge ass.