Things white people do not to be mistaken as black

Not punching random people walking by in the face.

Before this gets racist, it's a parody thread.

Because the idea of white people doing things so as not to be mistake for black makes as much sense as the idea of uncloseted straight men doing things so as not to be mistaken for gay.

[quote]Before this gets racist, it's a parody thread.

Sure, Jan

They wait patiently for their food.

this will end in all caps SHOUTING & tears 😭

Going on a mass shooting rampage.

I never use y’all. Y’all is synonymous with hostility towards gays.

Becoming a serial killer.

Not get shot by police in numbers greater than their proportion of the population would otherwise suggest.

Dancing (badly) like no one is watching.

Participating in a domestic terrorist attack on the Capitol.

Committing huge financial crimes that plunder other peoples pension funds.

Not attacking the elderly.

Putting elderly family members in homes

Committing a violent crime like drowning your kids and then blaming a non-existent black person.

Liking gays and Jews.

Committing genocide against Jewish people.

Invading other countries for thousands of years and killing and enslaving the indigenous people of said countries to steal their land and make a profit off the enslaved.

Attacking fast food workers when they can’t get McNuggets

Live in Chicago.

Attacking fast food workers when they don’t get tacos.

Like gays.

Things straight men do not to be mistaken as gay

Like Asians.

Chasing and killing joggers because of the pigmentation of their skin.

Like gays.

Defending the right to open carry guns, including assault weapons.

Throw the first brick at Stonewall.

Vote for Trump

Vote against gay rights

Like gays.

Saying the civil war was not about ending slavery but about state rights.

Support gay rights.

Thanks, YMF. Must have been a slow day at the office today.

Kill Matthew Shepard

Like gays.

Force Latinos/Hispanics to identify as “White” on the census when the majority would rather not.

Not capitalize “white”.

R37 girl Latino isn’t a race it’s an ethnicity.

Claim physical superiority when they clearly grow fat quicker and age much worse.

Spread hatred of gays around the world via Christianity

Or Islam.

Live in a white majority country where gays are simply allowed to exist (openly or not).

R42 I don’t think white people are responsible for Islam - and I don’t think Arabs are responsible for homophobia in western countries.

Molest children under the guise of Catholic piousness.

[quote]and I don’t think Arabs are responsible for homophobia in western countries.

!!!!!!!!!!!

Molest children under the guise of Sharia.

R46 you’ve been tricked by some easy headlines - structural homophobia as it exists in western countries is a product of hundreds / thousands of years of hatred of gay people - and laws and societal rules that are a result of white people. Sorry!

As-salamu alaykum, R48.

Yes yes R49, and to you. Bottom line is, your rights are most under threat from the white republicans in your own country but you get a kick out of hating foreigners. These trolls yikes.

Like gays.

I like that poster said “I was tricked” an interesting choice of words. Like I’ve been “hypnotized by Israel”?