Rita Ora And Taika Waititi in love?!

Taika Waititi went full blow Hollywood very fast.

Who the fuck are these people, and why on earth would we care?

No one does

Well, Mrs. Waititi had a good run, I guess. Ten years. He's an ass if this is true.

He might have shitty taste in women.

I thought she was dating Rikki Tikki-Tavi.

Waititi is this average looking that some DLers pretend is hot for some unknown reason.

She’s Rita Oral

Who hasn't Rita Ora fucked?

Puhlease, he’s gay from space.

Didn't take much for him to turn into a fuckboi.

I don’t know who he is but he’s hot

Isnt he married? And this will be her working him for a role in a movie, the industry has been trying to make her happen for almost 10 years and she's very desperate for fame, but everything she has done has been mediocre at best.

R13 divorced

Show business is like high school for vapid people with stunted mental growth. They are all a bunch of sluts who want to be seen with hot pieces of ass and whomever is trending. It is gross.

She's that dumb bint who travelled and through a massive party during lockdown. Thinks the rules don't apply to her or her big plastics titties.

I wish Rita Ora would just go away.

Oh my word, I meant "THREW a massive party"

Remember when she was getting railed by Jay Z? She only did that for her career as well.

She looks like a tranny.

That many vowels in two names makes me nervous.

She always looks like she has a low fever and an std.

I think Rita Whorea would be fun to take to an adult bookstore and let her loose. Ot maybe to a bathhouse and tie her in a sling. Watching her be a whorea would be fun. She is one of the few women who I would buy a sex tape of (well, if the dude was cute) because she is such an inspirational dirty slut.

Isn't she known for bearding?

R16 lots of celebrities have shown their ass during lockdown. The rules don't apply to them. Never did, never will.

R25 its okay though, they helped by releasing a cover of Imagine.

R26 who could forget...

I listen to a pop culture podcast (The Ringer's Tea Time), and a few weeks ago the hosts noted Rita Ora was seen all over Sydney with various celebs. The one commonality that I didn't place at the time is that they were all linked to Thor: Love and Thunder, which Taika is directing.

Damn is she trying hard to look like a young Beyonce here!

R29 well then she's failed. The bears are fucking tacky.

In my contry she is what you call a very good architect.

He likes women?

And I get Dua Lipa and Rita Ora mixed up.

In OP’s photo: the cookies burned.

Waititi isn't divorced, he claimed about a year ago that he and his wife separated back in 2018, but you can find photos of them together at events long after that. In March 2020, he was seen on dates with someone named Polly Stoker, and he then claimed he'd been separated for a long time, but I'm not sure that's true. Either way, Taika and Chelsea are not divorced yet.

Seems he got Page Six to say that he and Chelsea didn't promote Jojo Rabbit together, but I found photos of them in September 2019 and October 2019 at a Jojo Rabbit premieres. Also, he met Polly Stoker on set in 2016.

Sounds a lot like he really DID go full Hollywood real fast, started banging young assistants, and now here we are, just another dope who promotes himself as being super liberal and always doing the right thing, dating selfish tittymonster Rita Fucking Ora of all people. Gross.

I can't be liberal and date tittymonsters? This changes everything.

It's the "always doing the right thing" part, darling; Rita Ora is known for constantly being a selfish little shit, while Taika is known for being kind and generous. It goes against his branding to date some shallow plastic-wrapped bimbo who only makes the news when she's yet again breached COVID lockdown rules.

Didn't Taika dump his wife for his female assistant Polly?

A few hit films and a hit TV series (What We Do In the Shadows, based on the film of the same name) and he's now fucking every female in sight? Typical Hollyweird bullshit. Quelle surprise!

Rita Oral, not even sure why and how this woman is always in the press. This will not last. Any bets his long suffering wife will take him back?

Supposedly Chelsea has been pretty clear about not wanting to be around him anymore, per social media posts that have been quoted in gossip rags. Why they haven't divorced yet is anyone's guess, though.

Looks like he's still married to his wife and in fact she produces a lot of his movies.

All tangled up in that magic pussy

She has to be the most boring celebrity ever inflicted upon us. Why, Britain, why?!

[quote]It's the "always doing the right thing" part

Then why invoke his politics?

I don’t think that people like Rita Ora can ever be in love.

Sometimes, messy relationships and gossip can affect people’s perception of the movie, and screw up its chances to be successful. I don’t think anyone in the US cares about these two, but it doesn’t look good when the director is fucking around while married. Disney doesn’t want that image.

If the movie is a failure somehow, his career in the MCU is done.

I read that he dumped his wife not too terribly long ago. Very disappointed in him, not that he gives a shit what I think.

When he first entered the scene I could have sworn he was gay and out. Was very suprised when it turned out he was married with kids. There was some pre mainstream fame DL gossip about him hooking up with men at Telluride, but also rumours about him impregnating a woman, who wasn't his back then official gf last August.

Rita Ora will never happen

Years ago, I remember reading some gossip about Rita, it seems her love life gets more press than her singing career.

Her BF at the time dumped her because she was constantly cheating on him, he said she fucked about 35+ guys in a year.

R47 I vaguely remember reading that, I think that's where the Rita Whora name originates from.

Renta Whora

Does Rita have a career other than being a whore for famous men? I know she's a singer, but she's a total flop in the US.

She's also a total flop in the UK, but she's sucked a lot of dicks to get to where she is and isn't going to let a little thing like a lack of talent stop her from being famous.

I think many misjudged Taika Waititi as adorkable when he was really a douchebag in waiting.

He's very cute with a very gay vibe...

She’s most famous for her black fishing.

I have impeccable gaydar and I remember seeing him on some behind-the-scenes documentary with the avengers movies. I could have sworn he was gay from a light-year away.

It’s like a Benetton ad all grown up.

There was a video of him letting his young daughter cut his hair during quarantine and he was such an abusive dick, yet everyone called it darling. The poor girl was obviously already walking on eggshells around her dicky Dad.

R57 What was he saying?

[quote]whomever is trending

Oh dear!

Well, that's total bullshit R57.

Found the clip, Taika wasn't yelling at his girls. The haircut was live streamed. I heard a woman's voice in the background, she sounded American. Don't think it was his GF at the time. The camera showed her, she was a chubby Black woman.

I'm just going to pretend the headline is Bret McKenzie and Taika Waititi in love. That's a nicer image.

I really enjoy his movies. He has terrible taste in women. She’s very cheap and common looking .

A few years ago, the husband and I were watching the Golden Globes (don’t judge, DL!) and a mugging Taika Waititi was getting a lot of camera time. The husband finally said, “What the hell is Greg Louganis doing at the Golden Globes?!”

R47 Such an amateur

One thing about him, he sure knows how to make the little changes that ruin a house. This is what he bought:

This is what he did to it:

Bearding? Publicity stunt? Good old attention seeking? Drugs?

Taika is essentially the skinny geeky biracial kid who doesn't fit in anywhere and is mercilessly teased, then suddenly turns hot and everybody wants to fuck him, and he never really does figure out what to make of it because he's really just a geek. Let the poor man fuck whom he wants. According to this previous thread it was his wife who dropped him because he was drinking too much. Given that his own parents split up and the pain of an absent father is a recurrent theme in his work, I doubt he's happy with the situation.

Taika definitely has a small penis. Rita is not having her sexual needs met.

Rita's already moved onto Tessa Thompson.

His eyes look like little tar pits.

His poor frau stans. They had pretty much sainted this guy, lol.

He's straight?

Taika was meant to be "pure" according the social media fraus. I guess like most guys, he had to get his dick wet eventually.

In love?

Oh, my sides!

I'm sure they're fucking. Their fuck parts do get around.

[quote]I'm just going to pretend the headline is Bret McKenzie and Taika Waititi in love. That's a nicer image.

What, is the thought of him with Jemaine Clement so terrible?

He did a nude scene in the NZ series "The Strip" but I'm too lazy to look for it now. This shows his nice Maori tattoos.

If you've ever read interviews with Taika, he's an asshole who looks down on geeky/dorky people, which makes his whole effort to seem like an approachable dork pretty gross really.

And yes, he did dump his wife for his young assistant, then dumped the young assistant too. Class act, that one.

Rita Ora gonna Rita Ora. I'm impressed she's clung on to fame so long. I remember a photo of her and Lindsay Lohan with these shlubby guys that looked very escort-y, and this was years ago, before Lohan took up hooking full time.

Waititi was the bitter geek in school who wanted to hang out with the jocks and score the hot girls, and now he is but it's going to wreck him.

He should be cancelled for that alone, R66.

What a shame based, sex negative thread.

R80 I don't judge Rita for doing whatever (or whoever) to make her way in the world - although hanging out with Lohan was side-eye worthy.

I judge Taika for being a massive piece of shit who tried to sell himself as some adorkable, smart lovely guy that he very clearly isn't. I know fake people in this industry is no surprise, but in the circles I ran in it got really annoying to hear about this guy being a genius (really disappointing to hear it from an actress I know to be a smart woman) and awesome and none of that hype us accurate. Thor 3 is a fucking gigantic mess.

How do you know that R69?

R81 Thor 3 is a mess? The Love and Thunder one that's coming out? Howdya know?

[quote]What, is the thought of him with Jemaine Clement so terrible?

Bret's got it going on.

Oh, dear.

[quote] His poor frau stans. They had pretty much sainted this guy, lol.

Yep, he’s like Adam Driver or Adrien Brody or Benedict Cumberbatch. They are seasoned Hollywood pros but because they’re not technically handsome everything do they is wittier and sexier.

Kind of like how straight cinephile nerds worship Judy Greer, Kathryn Hahn, Aubrey Plaza and Laura Dern like they’re Liza, Barbra, Cher and Diana.

R81 Love and Thunder is Thor 4. Ragnorak is Thor 3

If Jemaine and Brett turn out to be bastards, I will lose my mind

Who and who?

[quote]Thor 3 is a fucking gigantic mess.

They can't all be winners.

Taika will never do better than Chelsea Winstanley. He wouldn't have a career at all if it weren't for her.

Hollywood has brought out the worst in him, but I suspect that would've happened eventually, regardless. He needs to lay off the blow, spend time with his kids, stop trying to fit in with Hemsworth and his obnoxious orthorexic liftbros, and grow the fuck up.

And while I'm at it--yes, he cheated on his wife--while she was pregnant with their second child, if the rumors hold--with his longtime assistant. Then dumped the assistant not long after the relationship was exposed. I read somewhere that she had to go back to the UK because Taika stopped bankrolling her as an "employee" of his production company. Don't know if that's true, but I wouldn't put it past him. He's a selfish, alcoholic manchild who hangs out with the classy likes of Renner & co. He appears to have all but dumped his former friends and collaborators, Jemaine, Bret, etc.

He's talented, but overhyped--verging on Lin-Manuel level of overexposure at this point.

I was surprised that Christian Bale agreed to work with him on Thor 4. Can't believe we don't have video of him losing his shit yet.

[quote]Yep, he’s like Adam Driver or Adrien Brody or Benedict Cumberbatch. They are seasoned Hollywood pros but because they’re not technically handsome everything do they is wittier and sexier.

Adam Driver has never been thought as being witty, where did you get that bullshit? Sexier? I won't even go there.

Adrien and Benedict are funny and charming in interviews. Adam isn't. I have no idea how this mediocre actor ever made it. He's not even attractive.

he's hung like a bull

Tell us more R94

Natalie Portman must be a good luck charm for directors' relationships. Ask Rachel Weisz.

What a dick!

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That works better at R1 or R2. Do try to keep up.

His TV series is coming back soon for the third season. Or is he no longer involved?

Academy Award winner Taika David Cohen doesn't do TV R101.

Looks like a Lana Clarkson-Phil Specter relationship. It's not going to end well.

[quote]Academy Award winner Taika David Cohen doesn't do TV [R101].

WTF are you talking about? Taika was involved in the TV version of his film, "What We Do in the Shadows". It's been airing on FX. It stars Kayvan Novak, Matt Berry, Natalie Demetriou and Harvey Guillen.

Tilda Swinton even made a guest appearance, if she can do TV, so can this asshole.

Taika directed about three episodes and made a guest appearance and directed "The Trial" episode . Jermaine Clement directed five episodes, he also appeared in several episodes.

Taika has also directed an episode of The Mandalorian and voiced one of the characters.

It's true Taika has producing and directing credits on WWDITS, but to say he's still "involved" is a stretch. Jemaine Clement has been doing all the heavy lifting on the show and another spin-off, Wellington Paranormal which will air in the US soon. Jemaine and Taika have a running gag on Twitter about all of the journalists who keep crediting Taika vs. Jemaine for the TV shows. Though, I suspect it truly bothers Jemaine. Lazy journalism.

Speaking of Taika David Cohen, he only adopted the Waititi surname once he realized he could get more government funding for his films by emphasizing his Maori heritage. His narrative about growing up poor in rural NZ is also largely revisionist and opportunistic.

R98 Rita is whatever she needs to be to get attention. I'm waiting for her trans moment.

[quote]It's true Taika has producing and directing credits on WWDITS, but to say he's still "involved" is a stretch.

No one said he was still involved, the post was response to the person who 'joked' he's now above working on a TV series.

DL has become extremely anal and not in a good way!

R106, guess you also missed the "WAS involved" in my post?

Any gossip about Taika and men? LSA posters say he's bi and a bottom, what does the DL say?

[Quote] Who hasn't Rita Ora fucked?

Is Tessa trying to get in on some Rita action?

What's up with Taika? Is he supposed to be directing a blockbuster movie or is he having a orgy down there in Sydney? He's been papped out with Rita several times, smoking and drinking up a storm.

I wonder what all the A-listers down there filming with him think of his antics. He's got Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Matt Damon all on board.

This is probably Rita trying to get over her image as a superspreader.

She really will try anything to be relevant in the U.S.

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[quote]Is Tessa trying to get in on some Rita action?

Those photos look like some heavy duty mid-life crisis is going on with Taika. His ex-wife must be laughing out loud.

Isn't Tessa a lesbian?

Tessa Thompson?

Yes, R118, Tessa came out a few years ago. She was with Janelle Monae at the time.

Could be she's bi and might be fucking Taika now? I don't keep up with any of these people. Their sex lives don't actually interest me, but I did like Taika. Then, the more I kept reading about him, he seemed like a huge poseur. The type who will do anything for attention.

Tessa identifies as bi.

Taika Waititi seems very gay. I think he's hot.

I've never seen a black table build up as many nacreous layers of permacoke as the one at R112.

Tessa's facial features suggest FAS. Her behavior confirms it.

They are all adults and while it’s not a big deal, I do think it’s a little skeevy with the director of the movie hanging out with one of the actresses in that manner. Wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin Feige is on a plane to Australia right now, ha

[quote] I wonder what all the A-listers down there filming with him think of his antics. He's got Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Matt Damon all on board.

You forgot Russell Crowe, the only A-lister on board who knew something about falling for the actress while filming down there.

Between John Mulaney and this new "throuple" business with Waititi it's become clear that nerds who get a little celebrity turn into pathetic attention whores. It's embarrassing to watch.

Every celebrity is an attention whore, hon.

Rita and Taika are and it seems like they always have been, but Tessa Thompson doesn’t seem like the person who would want this kind of attention. Rita doesn’t have much of a rep to lose (love her looking straight into the camera in some shots) but Tessa Thompson is a new hot actress with an impressive resume. I can’t imagine Disney or Marvel are happy about this. I’m sure the press tour will be interesting

They were probably still rolling from the night before. I expect better of Tessa than this mess.

I didn't think Tessa was the type to party and have threeways with her director.

The plot thickens!

Isn't Tessa a dedicated lesbian?

Everyone is a dedicated something or other until you invite me to the party.

I don't know the tall man above but this is giving me Michelle Rodriguez - Zac Efron flashbacks.

I've met him - he's an arrogant piece of shit

R135 Are there any good Aussie gossip sites? I want to know more behind the scenes of this production

He seems like an arrogant little fucker. I'm sure the (undeserved) Oscar only made things worse.

[quote]Are there any good Aussie gossip sites? I want to know more behind the scenes of this production

I'm a kiwi not in Aussie but I met him here at a party via a mutual acquaintance about an earlier project he worked on. He talked to me nicely until he realised I wasn't going to be "useful" to him and then treated me like shit, as he did to everyone else there that he didn't need. He also treated the waiters and staff at the event like total shit too.

I'd write it off as maybe a bad night, except I have heard exactly the same story from others who have spent time with him, including people who were close to him, pre-Hollywood.

He's very plain looking.

He's a very good looking man, but he should not be sticking it in fish.

He's the textbook definition of average.

That’s a lot of vowels..

His name sounds like the name of some god the cannibals on Gilligan’s Island want to sacrifice the cast to.

Covid quarantine brought out the strangest nerd freaks- this ugly old guy, Mulaney, maybe Gates...

Of course the Munns, Sanchezes, Oras et al are the skanks you meet and use on the way as you go down market, until you're getting papped with official prostitutes.

It's the tiger blood.

Rita used to date Rob Kardashian

Were they doing hard drugs at the party? And I wonder what Natalie Portman thinks of this and how much does she know?

Listen to how much his voice has changed, R146. He has a chronically inflamed, blocked-by-thick-mucus tone to his voice now which wasn't there before. Age-related changes involve muscular atrophy and connective tissue losing flexibility, neither of which result in what's going on with his voice.

I suppose it's possible that he suddenly developed the world's worst allergies. But if that's the case why not just pop a Claritin every morning and be done with it?

I always confuse her with Dua Lipa.

Anyone notice how Taika and Chris Hemsworth don't seem to hang out together much anymore? They were thick as thieves during the filming of the last Thor installment. He (Hemsworth) seems to be spending more time with Damon and his family, away from the set.

R143 Lainey seemed to insinuate maybe it’s because of Rita but I saw on DailyMail that he went to lunch with Taika, Rita and Matt Damon’s wife a few days ago. Maybe it’s his wife that doesn’t approve

Rita has been called 'Rita Oral' for years.

What's with these straight men in showbiz who seem to go out of their way to date skanky women? Rich straight men can't find a high value woman? So many of these men in showbiz scrape the bottom of the barrel. If they want to be with skanks, why don't they simply see escorts.

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R152 Lol yeah, I figured this would have happened although I don’t think it will be that big of a deal. The movie just wrapped and I don’t think Taika has any interest in Marvel once the Thor movie is done because I don’t see them making a Thor 5. I think the real worry is when the press tour rolls around. Valkyrie is a great character and Tessa should be playing that role for a long time, she shouldn’t have to deal with rumors on how she got the role

2 straight friends have, independently of each other, expressed the opinion that Rita Ora is outrageously fuckable. Not the kind they'd bring home to mom, but definitely the kind they'd fuck until they needed IV rehydration and a 3 days sleep.

R154 I always thought she was prettiest when she first started out, hanging around Cara and Rihanna

[quote] I don’t think Taika has any interest in Marvel once the Thor movie is done.

Taika already has another gig lined up with Disney - he's set to do a Star Wars slated for a 2023 release. Despite Kathleen Kennedy not being with the shits and quick to have a director fired from a LucasFilm project, I don't think his follies earned more than a raised eyebrow.

Rita is like Nicole Scherzinger to me. I only know of them because of who they're dating.

Does he have “a” Star Wars?

R156 Oh yeah, that’s right. Everyone is getting a Star War, even Kevin Feige.

Disney to Taika.

[Quote] Maybe it’s his wife that doesn’t approve.

I can see that being that case. Elsa doesn't want Chris to fuck up their "family" image despite the cheating.

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R160 Do you think he cheats? Not disputing because I don’t know him but his disposition always seemed kind of sweet to me and I got kind of the impression he might be one of the few Hollywood guys that’s kind of “normal”, similar to his best friend Matt Damon. Also, it seems like the Daily Mail tracks that family’s every move. I know his wife has an interesting dating past of her own but I thought it was interesting that Chris moved to Hollywood and almost immediately had kids and started a family

And I remember Elsa throwing shade at Miley when she and Liam divorced, saying Liam deserved better or something

R161 Chris had an affair with one of the mum's at his kids school.

I feel sorry for Taika's daughters. They're very young, and it seems like he rarely sees them. I remember reading interviews during Ragnarok where he said he basically hadn't seen them for a year. His youngest was a toddler at the time.

I've wondered why he and Chelsea Winstanley haven't divorced. She doesn't seem like the type to tolerate him doing hard drugs around the kids and dragging them Jeremy Renner's parties.

(R151) Gay men are the same, really. Gay guys would go for the beefy, hunky Tik Toker over the fugly, overweight Chasten any day of the week.

Everybody wants a thrill. Paying anything to roll the dice, just one more time.

(And end up with the most virulent strain of herpes.)

Taika claims to be unbothered by those pics coming out. I think he’s right that it’s not a big deal. However, the pics/dating someone as trashy as Rita Ora/messing around with Tessa Thompson make him look sleazy as hell. He’s gonna tank his reputation (along with his future relationship with his kids) if he doesn’t snap out of this midlife crisis soon.

Also, CDAN is now claiming that Taika’s former assistant/ex-gf is suing him. Maybe the rumor about him pulling her work visa after they broke up is true

R167 CDAN is fake so wouldn’t put any stock into it. I tried to understand what happened with Taika on his assistant based on info someone compiled on Reddit and I couldn’t quite understand...so he was cheating with his assistant and the assistant is a bit self important, and then he dumps said assistant? Aside from the cheating I couldn’t quite comprehend the scandal

[R168] Yeah, that’s basically all the affair was. It did happen when his wife was pregnant/had a newborn, though, which adds a touch of class to the whole thing.

I don’t know the difference between Rita Ora, Dua Lipa, and Bebe Rexha.

His affair with his assistant began back on set for Hunt for the Wilderpeople, when his wife was pregnant with their second child. Kept the marriage AND the affair going for several more years, then dumped the assistant not long after his Oscar win. I'm surprised his wife (I don't think they've divorced yet, though they're not together) allows the kids to spend time with him. He must seem like a stranger to them, with all the time he's spent away filming. He's arrogant and not nearly as funny as he thinks he is, and both of those attributes swell up with every bump of coke. He's pure trash. Eventually he'll fuck up so badly that Disney will cut ties.

[quote]I don’t know the difference between Rita Ora, Dua Lipa, and Bebe Rexha.

That's Rita ORAL, do try to get my name right!

R171 I think Taika will ultimately be OK with Disney, even though he’s definitely not finished acting up publicly. Superhero-obsessed nerdy types treat Taika like a god, and they LOVE his bad behavior. At this point, I think he’d literally have to murder someone to lose his Star Wars movie. I think Taika understands this, which is probably why he’s seemingly made no effort to get his partying under control.

I’m pretty impressed that Taika manages to produce so much quality content despite his partying. I bet the new Thor movie will still be good (even though some crew member gave a tip to Deuxmoi and seemed very unimpressed with his on-set conduct)

Rita and Taika matching while working out!

[Quote] Taika claims to be unbothered by those pics coming out. I think he’s right that it’s not a big deal. However, the pics/dating someone as trashy as Rita Ora/messing around with Tessa Thompson make him look sleazy as hell.

Seeing Tessa in the photos was surprising since she seems like a private person.

Re Tessa Thompson, what's with all these actresses claiming to be lesbians? They publicly claim to be lesbians, then, we see them dating and/or marrying men. Is this some type of bizarre career move?

Johnny Depp's most recent ex, Amber Heard, came out as lesbian years ago, then ended up marrying Depp.

WTF is with these fakes?

R176 I thought Tessa was "queer"?

R176 it’s called “ungay for pay” I’m acquainted with a not young woman friend who was beautiful but somehow never managed to land her golden payday and in her 50s confessed the news that she was really a lesbian and had stayed in the closet because of homophobia and societal pressures.Since she has become a non practicing lesbian I witnessed her first hand get very excited when a very old and very wealthy ex boyfriend who lives in a duplex. With a private elevator in Manhattan call her I could see the dollar signs going off in her head. My newly lesbian friend would spread it like mayonnaise for the right wealthy man . That’s a fact.

She’s so gross.

[quote][R176] I thought Tessa was "queer"?

Yeah, Tessa never identified as lesbian.

“I can take things for granted because of my family – it’s so free and you can be anything that you want to be. I’m attracted to men and also to women. If I bring a woman home, [or] a man, we don’t even have to have the discussion.”

Taika is gross too. It didn't take long for that "affable, woke Kiwi" persona to crack.

He's so smug.

Kate Beckinsale posted a few charming pics of them. What a cursed couple.

He's so full of himself, isn't he.

R183 they look like absolute twats in the second photo. Kate should have just posted the last one.

Waititi = Pedo Vibes

Olivia Munn, Rita Ora... the slutty c-listers realized during the fame famine of Covid that they needed steady, adoring meal tickets so they never go hungry again. Their whoring days are over and a famous nerd husband is better than whatever comes after the yacht for a 40 year old.

They’ve already been together for longer than I expected. Taika seems to have a serious drug problem, and I bet Rita either partakes/tolerates it for the status of being with him.

I wonder if/when he’ll crash and burn. Can’t imagine how he’s going to act on the Thor press tour, unless he goes to rehab relatively soon.

[quote]Kate Beckinsale posted a few charming pics of them. What a cursed couple.

Kate should be worried about the creeps she fucks, Ms. Massive Plastic Surgery 'dated' that horrid Peter Davidson. Who cares how big his dick is, he's absolutely vile looking.

r34 should summarize all celebrity gossip for us. I don't know who any of these people are, but I like the concept of a tittymonster.

Taika is a cokehead and alcoholic. Hollywood is the worst thing that could've happened to him, as nice as it is to see his work met with more success and notice. But he's lost his marriage, will likely lose his kids if his drug issues persist, and is now losing respect from fans and studios due to his on-set behavior and ridiculous public whoring with the likes of Rita Ora.

I don’t know much about this guy, except that his films are awful. What We Do In The Shadows is stupid. Jojo Rabbit sucked. Thor Ragnorok was slapstick poop. I don’t understand why he is the flavor of the month.

I loved him int he original "Shadows" where he seemed a sweet nerd. He sounds toxic, though.

Rita Ora - Jesus fucking Christ on a Crazy Glue-covered toilet seat, who possessed of two eyeballs and half a frontal lobe would fuck that skank? You could lose a diving bell down her gash. If she passes out in New York with her legs spread, she's legally the entrance to a subway station.

[Quote] Jesus fucking Christ on a Crazy Glue-covered toilet seat, who possessed of two eyeballs and half a frontal lobe would fuck that skank? You could lose a diving bell down her gash. If she passes out in New York with her legs spread, she's legally the entrance to a subway station.

Did Rita shit in your mouth?? You are doing the most.

WHO?

R193, all of the younger skanks (see: Amber Heard and crew / Jeremy Renner's harem) turned him down, or he already fucked his way through them. Rita was at the bottom of the barrel.

Dude has a 10 year old and a 6 year old and his filming schedule is jam packed for the next 4-5 years. So he cheated on his wife, parades around with skanks, and ditched his kids in favor of fame and his own ego. All of this will still be Googleable once his daughters are old enough to look up for themselves what daddy was up to instead of spending time with them.

Rita and Taika at the premiere of Suicide Squad

Bad faces.

These guys are going to last, aren’t they?

Any gossip about his same sex hook-ups?

Not while he's under the Mouse's thumb, R200.

[quote]Bad faces.

Bad feces too.

Taika had a birthday party! Cute!

[quote]Taika had a birthday party! Cute!

Actually, not cute. His GF, Rita Oral, dresses like a hooker, (I see areola in one photo), there are a bunch of people who are well into their 30-40s acting like teens and his tats are just plain sad.

There is nothing more pathetic than having a mid-life crisis in public, one possibly fueled by drugs, is even worse. I do feel bad for his kids.

LA is so ridiculously tacky. I love it.

Speaking of Taika, Chris Hemsworth posted this video of him on set….

I hate his pretentious posing. So up himself.

KStew, Paris Jackson and Kate Beckinsale? What a random bunch. How the hell did Ashley score an invite??

Demi Lovato (!!!) is also in that friend group and posted something about how Taika and Rita must come to dinner when they are in town. What an eclectic group of people

"Eclectic"? NOTHING is eclectic about this crowd.

They're nothing but a bunch of drug addled and boozing poseurs. They'd attend the opening of an envelope, so predictable. They're likely there for the free food, free booze and free drugs.

Wonder if Paris Jackson even knows 'who' Taika is.

R210 I meant looking at his circle as a whole: Hemsworth, Angelina Jolie, Jeremy Renner, Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett... and then Ashley Benson and Paris Jackson

Taika’s ex-wife posted a pic of his daughter’s recent quarantine birthday party in NZ.

He’s such a piece of shit.

[quote][R210] I meant looking at his circle as a whole: Hemsworth, Angelina Jolie, Jeremy Renner, Natalie Portman, Cate Blanchett... and then Ashley Benson and Paris Jackson

Who knows why they are there, one assumes, future work? Hollywood is ALL about ass-kissing, no matter how awful The Keepers of the Gates are, most performers do not care, they want connections which lead to money and fame. Look how Weinstein's sexual assaults were ignored for years, all in the name of money and getting hired for his projects.

Taika got an Oscar, guess that's extremely important to these performers attending his party? They want to be in his future projects, they'll sure ignore how shitty he's treated his ex-wife, his children and how he dumped his ex-GF for a D-List 'singer', Rita Oral.

R213 you're right, but i don't see Ashley Benson scoring a high profile role anytime soon.

Hemsworth has reportedly cooled on Taika a bit. Press for Thor 4 will be interesting.

R203, looks like Rita is back to banging the ladies in that vid. Hmmm...

Deuxmoi posted that seemed to imply that they’re engaged, but Rita was far from Taika’s first choice. Makes me think it could be PR

R217 yes, two other women and good for them.

How can they be "engaged" when Taika is still legally married to his ex?

Taika is a one trick pony, see one of his movies/shows and you've seen them all. Rita is a desperate loser, the industry pushed her hard and just didn't happen.

And now Page Six is saying Rita was partying with Diplo at a strip club with no sign of Taika…..

Is Ms. Oral, Eurasian? Can't figure out her ethnicity.

She also looks part Hispanic.

R219 It’s easy to get engaged when you never actually intend to get married (which is what Deuxmoi hinted at)

Love wins! Can’t get more official than this!

Mmmmmm. Diplo.

If you “make out” with a woman like that, doesn’t all that makeup and dye smear and stain your face and clothes?

R222 She is Albanian, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had some Romani ancestry

What’s going on with Taika now? Looks like Thor is undergoing reshoots close to the wire and he looks hammered at every public appearance.

I’m annoyed Rita was able to grab 15 more minutes of fame through this relationship. She comes off as very dumb and desperate — Taika can’t be pleasant to be around if 1/10th of the gossip about him is true

R228 I can't wait to see what happens when Taika doesn't have the Marvel machine covering for him.

I still want to know the whole story behind the Taika-Rita-Tessa hotel pics.

Taika’s erotic appearances with Rita seem shrewdly timed to establish his heterosexual cred before the premiere of “Our Flag Means Death.” Also possibly geared towards getting back at Chelsea Winstanley for dumping him.