Elon Musk to host SNL

Yass billionaires are stars!

Ew. But then again, his baby mama choice is pretty hilarious

His name is funny.

An example of American culture worshiping money.

Because he's so handsome.

Will his baby X385yTT9wq987 be in the audience?

He's starting to look methy.

He sho do look pahful MUSKy!

Everyone in the world seems compelled to want to kiss his ass and proclaim him the next Einstein.

I don’t think Einstein would have gotten plastic surgery or hair plugs.

Maybe they’re doing this to make up for that GOD-AWFUL “anti-Asian-hate” Weekend Update with that terrible queen Bowen Yang.

Lorne Michaels is trending on twitter for this and getting rightfully DRAGGED

he really needs to be off the show. I don't get why NBC keeps him. He sucks. So many bad choices for hosts and musical acts especially in the last 15 years

Jeff Bezos next

WTF is right OP! Hopefully it will be interesting.

The cast of Shark Tank next!

It will be worse than a Tesla car crash.

I see he transplanted hair on his face so he’s at least trying not to look a FTM anymore.

people are comparing this to when Michaels let Trump host. I would agree except luckily Musk was not born in the US or to American parents so no chance he can be president someday lol

I think Elon is witty and charming. I also think is is very handsome. Having said that, he could be bi-polar having his brilliant manic moments and then the moments he wants everyone to forget.

Kimmel is having the My Pillow nutjob on his show soon too. He just had Bush on the other day as well.

Here, we refer to Elon Musk, briefly the richest man in the world with the most aggressive lawyers, as "pedo guy."

I hope they do this skit with Beck!

Wow. Should be ... interesting.

Unless he's going to display his enormous schwanzschtucker on TV.....no one curr.

R6 They should do a skit with Rachel Dratch with the baby arm coming out of her head to show us how X385yTT9wq987 will look as an adult.

I thought it was Kristen Wiig who played the character with the baby arm out of her head.

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Seriously, Lorne Michaels or the entire production staff of SNL must have Asperger's Syndrome. They just can't stop rehashing and repeating mundanity and trash.

[quote] I thought it was Kristen Wiig who played the character with the baby arm out of her head.

Kristen played some creepy character with baby puppet hands instead of real hands.

R28 That would explain their moronic game show skits. Someone neeeds to explain to these dumbasses that game shows haven't been a thing since 1995.

Wow, an "outside of the box" type of host. They always work so well for SNL.

What happened??

So ugly

This will probably get a skit on the show.

I hate this motherfucker. And SNL is officially over.

Elon Musk Backlash Grows as 2 Cast Members Slam Hosting Decision:

Every time SNL books an insane billionaire, a baby dies in a flooded cave.

R36 looks like two cast members won't be returning to SNL next season to me.

r34 Looking forward to Kate's Jeff Bezos impression. Females in drag! Funny.

SNL Cutie Andrew Dumukes is not happy or impressed.

My cousin got a Tesla and has it in the shop 7 times.

I wonder if there will be any cute skits about Tesla?

He looks like the head of a penis.

I’ve never seen two pictures of him that look like the same person.

Are they that hard up for guests? Paul Simon wasn’t available?

Perhaps they could do a sketch involving oh, I don't know, maybe a trapped party of schoolchildren and a mini-sub? Perhaps they could also add in some crazy side-gag about calling someone a paedophile on Twitter.

There Black Twitter, Gay Twitter, Asian Twitter and now Pedophile Twitter?

Elon Musk is a brilliant inventor and businessman, however he is a very odd choice for a host. Definitely not an entertainer. They should have saved him for Fathers Day, I think he has 6 kids! I never miss SNL since it started, no matter who the host is.

I bet he doesn't wipe well.

I guess it’s not on this week huh?

[quote] I guess it’s not on this week huh?

Is today the date indicated in the first sentence in OP's link? You'll have to wait until next Satuday to troll the skits.

I hope he totally bombs and it’s the worst episode ever. All the money in the world can’t make you a talented comedian if you don’t naturally have it.

I wonder if he will go all SNL and come out in a jock strap shaking his weenie at everyone! I did it!

Will watch out of curiosity,

Well, Elon Musk has all the ammo to make this a terrific show. If SNL and their boring writers 'fuck it up' it is on their heads!

He's fat now. and that whore he's with has such hideous tats, esp on the leg. He must be on drugs to be fucking her.

You know what to expect when Pete Davidson speaks (high)ly of him. "Duh, Maybe I'll ask him for a Tesla. That would be cool".

SNL is spineless.

R56 she recently got a back full of creepy "alien scar" tattoos. It looks like a skin disease.

I wonder if Elon will try to write his own skit. I wonder what he would say if they asked him?

Two days away and no commercials? Is something adrift in SNL land?

[quote]Two days away and no commercials? Is something adrift in SNL land?

SCTV reruns would be awesome in this timeslot.

he looks like a lesbian

[quote] he is a very odd choice for a host. Definitely not an entertainer

He never said he was. And SNL has had on lots of other people who aren't' actors

[quote] I hope he totally bombs and it’s the worst episode ever. All the money in the world can’t make you a talented comedian if you don’t naturally have it

He never said he was a comedian. Half of the SNL cast aren't talented comedians. It's debatable if those people should even be allowed to call themselves comedians

He didn't ask to be on SNL. They asked him to be on. It's not like it will be any worse than it usually is. SNL has been a joke for over a decade

[quote] Elon Musk is a brilliant inventor and businessman

He bought the rights to Tesla and the rights to be called the founder. He threw his dad’s fortune at a turnkey company as he has done with other companies.

If I were Chaz Bono, I’d find Elon and bitch slap him into next week.

Yeah, I wouldn't use a driverless cars without paying attention. Seems like a more advanced cruise control and that's about it.

They don't market it as you can read and play games and say goodbye to driving, do they ?

He is so unattractive inside out. Good for him he is multi billionaire otherwise he'd be living his life as an incel.

Okay, here we go. Loos promising.

Is he biracial Asian?

The whole thing with self driving cars is for deliveries. they want to get rid of truck drivers.

Is she saying this because he’s gay or Asian or a combination there of?

Hmmm...

....

I don't know why these idiots on SNL are having a problem with him

I liked Addy Bryant, but she doesn't like Elon because he's rich? every fucking guest on this tired show is rich. Her boss, Lorne Michaels owns about $15 Million in real estate

I presume there will either be a silt about this or Elon will address it in his monologue. It is too good not to be addressed.

^skit

yes, the chinese junk shit is gonna be raining down this weekend. Their science is crap, that's why they gotta spy/steal on everyone and everything...even then, they still can't get it right. useless cunts.

I think Elon is an alien. Just wait!

Here's weirdly tubby for a guy who works so hard (presumably).

Like many, he's gained some weight during the pandemic. It was so funny, I can't remember which channel was interviewing him many weeks ago and they did it from a long distance and at an angle...You could barely see his face.

Elon is going to make billions tonight off all the Reddit fanboys and any other sheep he lures in to buying DOGECOIN, highly considered to be one of the worst cryptocurrencies, that he is pumping to the world. The entire show is a Pump & Dump scheme for his shitty crypto.

Not joking.

Wirh Elon Musk and Miley Cyrus around you know there’s been some top-quality weed circulating around the studio this past week.

You can see the evil when you look in his eyes.

So, with less than t minus one hour, are we using this thread to comment in the show, the other one or is someone launching an official watch thread?

I'm just glad he can never be elected president as he was born outside the US to non-American parents. It does concern me though that assuming ratings are up, SNL will put other controversial business people on to host (as they did in the past with Trump) who then could use that to gain a right wing political base

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Cool R86 thanks!

Is Elon selling something. Why is he on this show?

Didn't he create a new type of bitcoin that he is grifting? Even if he has all the money in the world, he has gotta be selling something. Why else would he be there. He is not a native born American.

Miley gets the opening slot wow

Interesting blouse in Miley, Ode to Madonna?

Where is that little slut Andrew Dismukes?

her voice sounds better in this song...I've seen some performances of her before when the notes didn't suit her a all

Did they fly in all the cast's moms for this opening?

Miley's boobie white shirt is ugly

R88 R89 see R81

Is Miley drug free these days, or just microdosing?

R97 must be drug free. She has packed on like 30 pounds.

Going from the talented xscape and SWV verzuz to a screeching Miley Cyrus is like a kick in the nuts

I’m so sick of being “cord cut”, these fucking apps suck. Peacock doesn’t have it, Bravo (the shittiest streaming app on planet earth) has crashed and I’m stuck waiting for HULU to post it I guess.

I don't know why, but I'm excited.

Wtf is Elon wearing? You’re a billionaire. Dress like it.

Why is his neck moving like jello

Elon has aspergers? That explains a LOT!

Yawn.....Elon has bored me already....

He is killing it.

He seems so cuddly. Don't trust him!

Aren’t we on the official thread?!?

Seems so....

By killing it you mean bombing?

Is he paying the audience for the loud laughs?

Well, if Elon's mother is gonna be on and watch the show, he is not gonna embarrass her, hopefully.

He's very awkward right off the bat. I smell a train wreck waiting to happen.

I really want to see him like this. I guess, not on Mother's Day?

This is all an attempt to “humanize” him a little bit, isn’t it?

God, I hope they don't overdo Kate M. I'm so sick of her. And why is Kyle Mooney on this show:?

OMG he’s a disaster!!! It’s like Mark Zuckerberg and Trump had a baby who’s trying to act.

Elon is coming off a creepy. I never realized he was on the radar.

I'm already having problems with it breaking up while streaming and then the way Elon speaks doesn't help. I am out....

Elon's mom, Maye, is a model.

I'm forgetting who people are... it's such a crazy time right now.

This quarrentine skit is so real. I love it.

He seems asperger's

No watching but please someone post if Aidy Bryant shows up.

Aidy Bryant showed up!

Yes, he said he has Aspergers. No one could tell.

Are we to surmise from this that the Lizard People have taken over earth?

Well, Elon is kinda personable. He is not as bad as many quarterbacks they have had.

DOGECOIN!

A spoof of Mare of Eastown?! WTF?

Elon is personable? What the fuck are you smoking!

Oh, here we come. Deutch coin.

He admits it ~ its a hustle!

Well, DUH

To the MOOOOON!

More like Douche coin!

THEY MURDERED MY DURDUR!!!

Did anyone outside of New York actually watch?