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Colton: I have a lot to learn

Now that he’s scrubbed his Instagram of the past, gorgeous gay icon Colton Underwood is posting again!

What a stud!

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by Anonymousreply 22705/04/2021

Eat plenty of fiber and douche.

by Anonymousreply 104/15/2021

Beyond surprising your gag reflex and pushing outward, what really is there to learn about being gay? Just be your fucking self. Which in this case is apparently as a himbo.

by Anonymousreply 204/15/2021

LOL suppressing your gag reflex, but although surprising it from time to time can be fun too, according to page 77, section XI, clause 2 of the gay manual from which I learned....

by Anonymousreply 304/15/2021

You don’t have to swallow if you ask for him to come on your face, but close your eyes.

by Anonymousreply 404/15/2021

There are a million threads on him already, you don't need to start a new one OP.

by Anonymousreply 504/15/2021

I'm sure the poor woman he stalked and terrorized wishes he had "learned" things years ago before ruining her life and terrifying her.

But he's moderately attractive with a decent body and he's white, so all the white instagram gays will embrace him, I'm sure. Gay culture is so sad.

by Anonymousreply 604/15/2021

Sheesh. I’m sick of him already.

by Anonymousreply 704/15/2021

Aaron Schock will explain everything.

by Anonymousreply 804/15/2021

Does Colton know Alec Rugo?

by Anonymousreply 904/15/2021

[quote]But he's moderately attractive with a decent body and he's white, so all the white instagram gays will embrace him, I'm sure. Gay culture is so sad.

Is there a reason he shouldn't be accepted because he's white, moderately attractive, or has a decent body?

Is there some sort of equity committee that needs to determine if someone is deserving of being accepted?

by Anonymousreply 1004/15/2021

YASSSSSSSSSS, KWEEN!!!

SLAY!!!

by Anonymousreply 1104/15/2021

Another non-entity who confuses being attractive with being interesting. Just what we gays need right now!

by Anonymousreply 1204/15/2021

I was going to say that Colton was another example of a hot guy that Datalounge loved but then trashed when he came out of the closet. But that’s untrue...

People have always hated on him here. He was never universally loved.

by Anonymousreply 1304/15/2021

The fake sincerity and rawness of the all-lower-case post is too sick-making. And I'm sure it's ENTIRELY accidental that the first image on the IG post includes a shirtless picture - start as you mean to go on, I suppose.

Colton, hon, R1, R2 and R4 have you covered as far as being gay goes, so no need to dress up the wild ride you're about to go on as some kind of learning thing.

by Anonymousreply 1404/15/2021

They missed a trick by not contracting Colton Haynes as his "gay guide."

by Anonymousreply 1504/15/2021

He can stick to paper plates and Kohl’s bed in bag shit.

You know what? Fuck it. The hot trend in Gay is blow up furniture! It works with anything! Shag carpet, synthetic poofs, dwarves, and understanding well-fed friends named Becka!

by Anonymousreply 1604/15/2021

[quote]YASSSSSSSSSS, KWEEN!!!

If this is required for club entry, I'm turning in my card.

by Anonymousreply 1704/15/2021

New for 2022 Gays of means is a lamp!

It’s a must have - very on trend!

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by Anonymousreply 1804/15/2021

That picture of him with the dog is so fucking hot. I want to lick every square inch of him.

by Anonymousreply 1904/15/2021

That certain something that’s missing from your decor?

Two words: Marble Columns - It’s signature! Colton’s Columns.

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by Anonymousreply 2004/15/2021

I don’t get the furniture comments.

by Anonymousreply 2104/15/2021

Colton has to learn Gay Decor, R21.

by Anonymousreply 2204/15/2021

Too bad there are no gay male Kardashians...that won’t stop Kris though...she’ll adopt a motherfucking queen to be her gay son to be Colton’s boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 2304/15/2021

Alec Rugo is waiting for you, Colton!

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by Anonymousreply 2404/15/2021

Who’s the guy on the bottom in the third pic? His twin brother?

by Anonymousreply 2504/15/2021

Such a self absorbed douche. This is no different then a post a frau would put on her Instagram. Why he’s getting yessss queen! On DL is madness.

by Anonymousreply 2604/15/2021

If he has a lot to learn then why is he doing a Netflix show? The fuck is clueless MAGA gay going to teach us?

by Anonymousreply 2704/15/2021

Jesus, his merch line sure screams "I'm GAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

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by Anonymousreply 2804/15/2021

I want to see him in speedos.

by Anonymousreply 2904/15/2021

Fatties should never be in Speedos. Could he even fit into one?

by Anonymousreply 3004/15/2021

Colton's got a lot of meat on his face.

by Anonymousreply 3104/15/2021

Help Me I’m Hot AF! Get Me Outta Here!

by Anonymousreply 3204/15/2021

Instagram is completely supportive of beautiful Colton.

by Anonymousreply 3304/15/2021

Colton is a MAGA TRUMP LOVER.....

by Anonymousreply 3404/15/2021

^ Some Dataloungers LOVE to hate

by Anonymousreply 3504/15/2021

I could teach him a few things

by Anonymousreply 3604/15/2021

Where is PROOF that Colton is CURRENTLY a MAGA TRUMP LOVER?

by Anonymousreply 3704/15/2021

That fish catch pic is such a redneck move.

They don’t do anything original.

by Anonymousreply 3804/15/2021

Did you say, "I've got a lot to learn?" Well, don't think I'm trying not to learn. Since this is the perfect spot to learn Teach me tonight.

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by Anonymousreply 3904/15/2021

Icon, OP? Pffft!

That word (icon) is thrown around so often these days that it's become meaningless. Colton is just one of dozens of talent-free famewhores who flock to Hollywood, thinking they should be rich and famous because of a narcissistic need for constant attention. Famous for being famous and nothing else to share except a sense of self-importance. Will there be books written about him 50 years from now? No. He will likely be irrelevant in less than a decade, like most famewhores. I only wish the Kardashians & Jenners have that same future.

Apart from being generically attractive, why should he be admired? He wanted to be a D-list celeb so badly that he lied about being straight to be on several staged "reality" dating shows. If he had participated in a gay dating show, well then at least he would be a more authentic person.

Stop thinking with your cock, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4004/15/2021

Where is PROOF that Colton is CURRENTLY a GAY?

by Anonymousreply 4104/15/2021

He asked out Katie Holmes!

by Anonymousreply 4204/15/2021

May the COVID be with him.

by Anonymousreply 4304/15/2021

One would suppose his fandom was predominantly Frau before.

Did he lose followers upon coming out?

by Anonymousreply 4404/15/2021

He seems so drab.

by Anonymousreply 4504/15/2021

One would suppose his fandom was predominantly Frau before.

Did he lose followers upon coming out?

by Anonymousreply 4604/15/2021

Is this guy a robot? Does he need to spend time around people to learn how to act human? Why is he pushing this country bumpkin act?? ‘Whoa is me! I don’t know how to be gay!!! Teach me how to take a cock and bust my nut all over a twink’s face’!!! What the fuck does he need to learn?

by Anonymousreply 4704/15/2021

Colton will be getting all the hot dick that the Klan Grannies can only dream of. So much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

And just wait until they find out that Colton is now a fervent JOE BIDEN supporter. Thank you, Gus Kenworthy, for planting (quite deeply) the seed of true freedom!

by Anonymousreply 4804/16/2021

I know it's hard to believe, R47, but apparently this was the best way of monetising his sexuality that he could think of.

by Anonymousreply 4904/16/2021

Well, it's a step up from poor dear sad old Ronnie Kroel geting his dick out in playboy. Or those two Big Brothers guys doing gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 5004/16/2021

*Playgirl

by Anonymousreply 5104/16/2021

Gus. Where is Gus to teach him the ways of the Gays? Will he teach him to ski first? What new things will Gus teach him?

by Anonymousreply 5204/16/2021

[Quote] What new things will Gus teach him?

Open relationships

by Anonymousreply 5304/16/2021

He’s not new to gay. Why is this narrative being pushed?

by Anonymousreply 5404/16/2021

He is so fake, fake, fake. Such a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 5504/16/2021

Because he's a famewhore who has nothing else going for him and gay viewers will watch anything with a hot guy in it.

by Anonymousreply 5604/16/2021

Just what we need. Another “whites only” gay Instagram whore.

by Anonymousreply 5704/16/2021

Swish, swish, mince! Swish, swish, mince!

Repeat.

by Anonymousreply 5804/16/2021

Aaron S will be his fairy godfather and arrive in a bubble dressed only in white hot pants and give him pointers.

by Anonymousreply 5904/16/2021

[quote] Colton will be getting all the hot dick that the Klan Grannies can only dream of. So much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

What is a Klan Granny? They’re people against Colton? Why Klan and why grannies? What does this have to do with Colton?

by Anonymousreply 6004/16/2021

R60.

by Anonymousreply 6104/16/2021

🎵 Doin’ what comes naturally…

by Anonymousreply 6204/16/2021

R58 needs to be shot between the tits. Or moobs. Whatever the case may be.

by Anonymousreply 6304/16/2021

Hot NEW images of sexy Colton on his Insta-story!

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by Anonymousreply 6404/16/2021

Hot NEW images of sexy Colton on his Insta-story!

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by Anonymousreply 6504/16/2021

Who thought he was hetero?

by Anonymousreply 6604/16/2021

R66, stupid fraus with no gaydar

by Anonymousreply 6704/16/2021

[quote] Just what we need.

Well, just what DO you need, R57?

I'm sure there's plenty of space on Instagram and the World Wide Web for those things that interest you.

by Anonymousreply 6804/16/2021

Scrubbed his Insta but still follows Candice Owens.

by Anonymousreply 6904/16/2021

Gonna learn the difference between 5” girth and 6” girth. Wait until our little boy sees and tastes his first foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 7004/16/2021

Colton learned how to like MAGA POSTS on social media.....

by Anonymousreply 7104/16/2021

Where? Which posts?

by Anonymousreply 7204/16/2021

First I gotta learn who this "Helen Lawson" person is

by Anonymousreply 7304/16/2021

Apparently I should try something called Pancakes Barbara.

by Anonymousreply 7404/16/2021

[quote] First I gotta learn who this "Helen Lawson" person is

Second. I must not sleep with the first man who asks me to.

by Anonymousreply 7504/16/2021

R74 ...you need to go to Georgia and to California.... and anywhere you can run!

by Anonymousreply 7604/16/2021

r75 too late...like 14 years too late.

by Anonymousreply 7704/16/2021

Can Gus teach Colty about dating?

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by Anonymousreply 7804/17/2021

[quote]Wrote one of the petition's signers, "I'm a survivor of stalking, and it repulses me to see someone like this given a platform as though he's done nothing wrong. I will absolutely cancel my Netflix subscription if you go through with this."

Lunatic Frau.

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by Anonymousreply 7904/17/2021

R66, not I.

I stood right next to him at an ABC press event. He was tall. I recall his arms bursting out of his shirt...then again, maybe it was a medium and dude's a large?

He seemed tightly wound...we chatted a bit. The finale of his season wasn't out yet. (Nor was he.) He seemed trapped.

I remember thinking, yeah, I think he's gay.

How many other bachelors and reality stars are gay?

by Anonymousreply 8004/17/2021

R78

He doesn’t want to “date”, because he wants to be a whore and fuck lots of men.

by Anonymousreply 8104/17/2021

Step aside, Shailene. Colton's gonna be Mrs Aaron Rodgers

by Anonymousreply 8204/17/2021

[quote] and fuck lots of men.

I want to watch!

by Anonymousreply 8304/17/2021

happy Sunday!

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by Anonymousreply 8404/18/2021

^ Fabulous teeth!

by Anonymousreply 8504/18/2021

His hole ain’t cherry.

by Anonymousreply 8604/18/2021

It looks like Jozea from BB is already creeping in on him. But didn’t seem like Colton replied.

by Anonymousreply 8704/19/2021

Spotted a gay bar with friend and gay mentor Gus Kenworthy.

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by Anonymousreply 8804/19/2021

He’s got the obligatory shirtless Insta pic down, but he needs to learn that he’s not a lesbian, so ditch the horse pics.

by Anonymousreply 8904/19/2021

R88

Are they vaccinated?

by Anonymousreply 9004/19/2021

They’re fabulous gays with muscles, R90, so they don’t need vaccines. Plus Colto has the added protection of being a Christian.

by Anonymousreply 9104/19/2021

I don't know r90.

by Anonymousreply 9204/19/2021

Daddy’s gurl!

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by Anonymousreply 9304/20/2021

I hate myself for saying this, but he is so cute!

by Anonymousreply 9404/21/2021

Cute but not as hot as people make him out to be for all the benfits he's getting. His hair is balding so time is ticking. There was a shower video from Bachelor in Paradise. of course this christian man had to do an extended shower scene. Anyway, you can se that he's partially bald already but comes over the thinning areas.

Since he decided to support American terrorists like Trump. I see reason to stick to the gay code and cape for him. Would I fuck him, of course, but I wouldn't spend money on this hoe. Hot body but the face is basic or handsome.

40 second mark for the hair. Enjoy his body though, it's nice.

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by Anonymousreply 9504/21/2021

[quote]Anyway, you can se that he's partially bald already but comes over the thinning areas.

I guess he really loves those thinning areas.

by Anonymousreply 9604/21/2021

R95

Lots of balding men still get laid and partners. What reality are you living in?

by Anonymousreply 9704/21/2021

Exactly

by Anonymousreply 9804/21/2021

My reality is that it’s another reason this guy is not all that pick-me gays make him out to be.

by Anonymousreply 9904/21/2021

......

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by Anonymousreply 10004/21/2021

^ Who are they?

by Anonymousreply 10104/21/2021

Have any one of you girls taught our dear Colton the art of douching? He knows he has push out the water in the shower right?

by Anonymousreply 10204/21/2021

[quote] I see reason to stick to the gay code and cape for him.

What does this mean? What is cape?

by Anonymousreply 10304/21/2021

What Colton has to learn.

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by Anonymousreply 10404/21/2021

R103 cape means to cover someone ass or back, like Superman cape does for his backside. Means to cover for someone.

by Anonymousreply 10504/22/2021

Colton had Black people at his house-warming party!

#lottolearn

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by Anonymousreply 10604/24/2021

Gorgeous!

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by Anonymousreply 10704/24/2021

[quote]Colton had Black people at his house-warming party!

Yes, but they were the caterers.

by Anonymousreply 10804/24/2021

Isn’t that the wait staff at the Habachi restaurant?

Do they not need to wear masks or social distance in Denver anymore? Is COVID over there?

by Anonymousreply 10904/24/2021

First thing to learn, Colton baby: stay away from Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 11004/24/2021

From Illinois State alum to another, let me just tell you that you have a lot to learn. These guys will eat you for lunch.

by Anonymousreply 11104/24/2021

Looks like he's already shedding the beefy football player build for the "zero-body-fat in my speedo for Cabo" look.

by Anonymousreply 11204/25/2021

What's wrong with that, R112?

by Anonymousreply 11304/25/2021

I wish him the best of luck, although I have to admit I'm a little biased, because I have a weakness for handsome, straight-acting alpha douchbro/fratboi types. He is my type to a tee, but he probably wouldn't piss on me if I were on fire.

by Anonymousreply 11404/25/2021

People still say straight-acting in 2021? 😬

by Anonymousreply 11504/25/2021

r113 nothing wrong with it, just predictable. Instead of using his coming out to make money he could do something good with it, like you kow be a role model for kids who are scared to come out.

by Anonymousreply 11604/25/2021

Fuck, why couldn’t this prick stay in the closet? Now I can’t get away from him.

by Anonymousreply 11704/25/2021

He should take a lesson from Tommy DiDario and use his homosexuality for good. Tommy and his husband Gio Benitez are terrific role models for the up and coming gays.

by Anonymousreply 11804/25/2021

Very much so, R115. Very common among young athletic gays, so not going anywhere anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 11904/25/2021

Not in 2021 dude. The terms today is “masc,” or “normal,” or even “mainstream.”

by Anonymousreply 12004/25/2021

I'll take your word for it, R120. I don't live in the United States, but "straight-acting", along with "masc", is what they say in my neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 12104/25/2021

Colton is SO fucking gorgeous!

Beautiful eyes, mouth, hair... chest hair!

And SO MASC!!!!!!!

SO glad he came out for everyone to see!

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by Anonymousreply 12204/25/2021

His company’s name is Dahghouse? WTF? That doesn’t exactly flow and is annoying to type. Why not Dawghouse or Doghouzz?

by Anonymousreply 12304/25/2021

^ Tacky jokes and polystyrene cups

by Anonymousreply 12404/25/2021

J hope she has some sturdy knee pads.

by Anonymousreply 12504/25/2021

Colton is such an...American name.

by Anonymousreply 12604/25/2021

[quote]I have a weakness for handsome, straight-acting alpha douchbro/fratboi types.

He's not alpha.

by Anonymousreply 12704/25/2021

doughy gay face balding beta energy MAGA trash

next

by Anonymousreply 12804/25/2021

[quota] beta energy

Are you suggesting he's passive?

by Anonymousreply 12904/25/2021

I'm not saying bottom, I'm just saying he gives me pansy energy. the opposite of alpha male.

by Anonymousreply 13004/25/2021

Hot ALPHA gay stud!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 13104/25/2021

r128 is deranged or jealous, or both. Every gay man wants a piece of Colton.

by Anonymousreply 13204/25/2021

r116 He's got to pay the bills first. Unfortunately, he doesn't have any skills.

by Anonymousreply 13304/25/2021

r130 I will say it. One hot tongue and his legs will fly up. I know the type. Hell I married the type.

by Anonymousreply 13404/25/2021

Cum gutters!

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by Anonymousreply 13504/28/2021

Don't we have any more news?

What happened over this last week?

by Anonymousreply 13604/28/2021

I really dont like that his name is Colton. Every time I scroll by this thread I get excited because I think its a thread about messy Colton Haynes, only to find out its about this bitch

by Anonymousreply 13704/28/2021

[quote] Colton: I have a lot to learn

Most important; watch the teeth.

by Anonymousreply 13804/28/2021

He’s wasting away. His new body is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 13904/28/2021

Agreed, R139 . He was hot with his athletic build, and now he presents just like every other instagay.

by Anonymousreply 14004/29/2021

Like you would turn Colton down.

by Anonymousreply 14104/29/2021

I've always been baffled by the notion that coming out means you need to completely change everything about yourself and find a new set of gay friends to hang out with,

If you ever wonder why the closet exists in 2021, I'd say that has something to do with it, especially for guys who don't fit the gay stereotype but whose friends and family are unlikely to be cool with them being gay

by Anonymousreply 14204/29/2021

He certainly needs a thirsty gay to show him how to Instahoe.

by Anonymousreply 14304/29/2021

Maybe Tommy and Gio can show him the ropes. Robin Roberts can hook them up.

by Anonymousreply 14404/29/2021

It's actually a pretty corrosive idea he's putting out there, when you think about it, R142. He's saying that coming out changes everything to the extent that you can get a whole TV show out of it! Whatever happened to the old hope that there would come a day when coming out wasn't such a big deal? Seems to me that Colton is perpetuating the status quo so he can feather his own nest.

by Anonymousreply 14504/29/2021

Some men, like Colton, ENJOY being gay and being part of the gay community.

Too bad about you self-haters who only want straight friends.

by Anonymousreply 14604/29/2021

People are different

by Anonymousreply 14704/29/2021

Sure, the gay community is very welcoming if you're young, hot, and built. Otherwise, it's not so welcoming, and you find yourself jumping from one community that rejected you (i.e., your family or church) into another one that rejects you. Contrary to popular opinion, it doesn't necessarily get better.

by Anonymousreply 14804/29/2021

True that, R148. Colton’s circle of gay friends will inevitably be a circle jerk of clones, where entry to the club requires you to be white and have 0% body fat.

by Anonymousreply 14904/29/2021

I’m short, bald, average body, fug, and go to equinox and have many gay friends there - the mecca of narcissism. Kind of debunks R148 and R149 - who are probably horrifically homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 15004/29/2021

Sure, R150.

by Anonymousreply 15104/29/2021

Why would I lie? Lol.

by Anonymousreply 15204/29/2021

R151 - it's because he's got money.

by Anonymousreply 15304/29/2021

I have no money.

by Anonymousreply 15404/29/2021

That’s why I say they’re homophobic. Because they are.

by Anonymousreply 15504/29/2021

R139, I agree. I'm the guy who stood next to him at an ABC event and we chatted for a bit.

Dude's arms were massive and he had great chest.

The perfect height for me. So my type.

Minus, of course, the closeted can't live my life just yet so how can I love anyone else vibe I was getting.

by Anonymousreply 15604/29/2021

Because they include you in their gatherings and Insta-trips outside the gym, R150, right? I bet you’re all over their Instas. And I’m not jealous or trying to prove anything, nor being homophobic, I’m just stating an observation about our internal gay “class” structures.

by Anonymousreply 15704/29/2021

You need psychiatric help. ^.

by Anonymousreply 15804/29/2021

Sure, R158.

by Anonymousreply 15904/29/2021

R157, you're right.

We're all about inclusion, but we exclude so easily.

I've never found a crowd to fit in with...too nellie for the str8 acting (or less traditional gay characteristic acting) guys and not 'hey! Girl!' for the ...'Heyyy Girl!' crowd.

I've welcomed the solitude of COVID. I'm double vaxxed, but I have no desire to even go out and try anymore. I could stay in my apt. for another 20 years with all the books and media I have to pass the time.

Being alone sucks, but being alone with other people sucks worse.

by Anonymousreply 16004/29/2021

Careful, R160, or R158 will accuse you of being homophobic or of “transitioning”.

by Anonymousreply 16104/29/2021

Define gorgeous OP.

by Anonymousreply 16204/29/2021

R161; yeah...I already have conflicts with friends (who have settled in life) who have asked me to adjust my expectations (e.g. settle).

They'll point out a good friend I have and asked if I'd ever considered dating them. I'm like, you mean...have sex with my good pal Kevin?

The one I have absolutely ZERO sexual attraction to?

No. I do not see me eating out Kevin's ass just because I should be grateful he's 'in my league.'

I'm all for finding friends. I ask if sexual attraction is off the table, then maybe I should consider a woman? Find a great 'friend' and settle down and have kids. I get along better with women anyway.

Colton won't have trouble finding guys he's attracted to and having sex; some of the rest of us? Not so lucky.

We didn't get Netflix shows either.

by Anonymousreply 16304/29/2021

Mixed orientation marriages are a viable option for many for that very reason

by Anonymousreply 16404/29/2021

dough boy

by Anonymousreply 16504/29/2021

R164, yeah, but I'm afraid after making that commitment the man of my dreams (not Colton) would come along.

I'd need an out (no pun intended) clause in my contract.

by Anonymousreply 16604/29/2021

[quote] I've always been baffled by the notion that coming out means you need to completely change everything about yourself and find a new set of gay friends to hang out with,

I never heard of such a notion that, when you come out, you HAVE to ditch your old gay friends for new, better gay friends. Unless these former gay friends are closet cases who don't want to be associated with you anymore.

What usually happens when you come out in a, well, not very gay friendly environment is you have to find a support system that loves and supports you living your truth.

by Anonymousreply 16704/29/2021

I'm gay and not very attractive, and I was pretty much shunned by the "gay community" when I came out, and it's not homophobic to say that. That was my reality, and probably the reality for many other looks-challenged guys. No one in bars gave me the time of day. I even tried volunteering to make friends/meet guys, but they mostly just seemed like yet another place for 4's looking for 8's and 9's. It was all very high school. Let's face it...much of the gay urban "lifestyle" is incredibly shallow and looks-based, and if you don't fit a certain mold, then you're invisible at best.

by Anonymousreply 16804/29/2021

[quote] Being alone sucks, but being alone with other people sucks worse.

Where do you live? You can't find ANY common ground with ANY person in your area? I think for guys like you social media was invented to get in contact with guys who have at least one thing in common (favorite music artist or group, TV show, movie franchise, movie genre, sport, cars, collecting stamps, knitting, etc.).

I imagine guys who complain about not being able to find ANY friends are either under some illusion that friends, and dates, have to match 100%, or they use any excuse to stay alone because they are terrified of getting rejected, betrayed or abandoned.

by Anonymousreply 16904/29/2021

r168, sorry to pile on you, but you sound like a bitter incel. Shunned by the gay community? What did you do, demand that all the hot guys have sex with you? Trolls get shunned. You did volunteer work and nobody wanted to fuck you there either? At least you had your priorities straight. *rollingeyes*

by Anonymousreply 17004/29/2021

I am completely baffled by those who deny that gay culture has a caste system. We would put Downton Abbey to shame, for chrissake!

by Anonymousreply 17104/29/2021

R170, it's a lose/lose scenario

No, 8's and 9's are never expected to fuck 4's. (Unless there's $$$ involved).

But that doesn't mean we have to be happy about it.

by Anonymousreply 17204/29/2021

[quote] But that doesn't mean we have to be happy about it.

Translation: Bitter incel.

by Anonymousreply 17304/29/2021

[quote] I am completely baffled by those who deny that gay culture has a caste system.

The sad truth is that those complaining about the gays having a cast system are the ones who want so desperately to be (and fuck) A-List and get rejected.

The rest forms bonds and friendships with gays who don't buy into that social status hierarchy bullshit. There are plenty of those.

by Anonymousreply 17404/29/2021

I more or less agree with you, R174. I take it from your post that you believe that the caste system does exist, but there is life beyond it. I agree. My problem is with those who claim that the caste system is all a figment of fugly incels' imaginations.

by Anonymousreply 17504/29/2021

^ R171.

by Anonymousreply 17604/29/2021

Look - and I say this as a 6 on a good day - there's a caste system for the most part in every sexuality. It's just the way it is. That said, we do seem more ruthless and obsessed about it. Instagram doesn't help. It's like Noah's Ark... matchy matchy.

The worst part is it is in our heads on both sides of the sexy divide. I think of a certain California mental case health practitioner who gives every appearance of preferring death or carbs than being photographed in the company of anyone who does not make her look good. And as a six I can tell you the voice of worthlessness that starts shouting every time I'm in gay company. Because rank is real.

So the challenge is getting content with it. Coming to terms with it. I often feel the fives and sixes are the worst because they are so ruthless... rather than accept reality they reject possibility and pine for those up the food chain and make themselves and others like them miserable. Those beautiful men who won't fuck you - 99% of them are so chewed up inside and insecure that yes, they'll never, ever fuck you, let alone date you or partner with you. It's for you to decide how you relate to reality.

There may be eights and nines who are open to threes and fours, but there aren't many.

Reconcile yourself to it, find your caste and make the best of it, because there's great people at every level of our very stratified existence.

by Anonymousreply 17704/29/2021

LOTS of homophobic, self-hating gay incels in this thread.

You should all go marry women since you despise being gay so much.

Milo can help you with his gay conversion therapy, you diseased homophobes.

by Anonymousreply 17804/29/2021

Some of us very much enjoy being gay. We do not, however, feel the need to welcome a grifting sociopathic rightwing MAGAt who's turning his coming out into a PR stunt.

by Anonymousreply 17904/29/2021

[quote] I even tried volunteering to make friends/meet guys, but they mostly just seemed like yet another place for 4's looking for 8's and 9's.

R168 really does sound like someone fishing out-of-his-league who needs to settle.

There are fours who are dynamite sexually — hung or really eager to please orally, etc.

by Anonymousreply 18004/29/2021

[quote] [R168] really does sound like someone fishing out-of-his-league who needs to settle.

Not necessarily. I know a 9 (not only hot, but also a trust fund brat) who married a 4 who is an accountant. The 9's answer? He makes me laugh. And I admit 4 is pretty fun to be around (but still don't get the accountant thing).

by Anonymousreply 18104/29/2021

Where are the alleged MAGAt receipts?

ACTUAL receipts.

by Anonymousreply 18204/29/2021

As someone who never rated himself, but was skinny and wore glasses through a good bit of my prime sexual years, I can vouch that at least those two conditions never prevented me from getting laid. (A LOT!) So I don't agree that a person has to be a male model to score sexually. In fact, every gay person I know has faced sexual rejection. Even the most handsome men might not be attractive to the very people they want to sleep with - maybe they're too hairy, too slim, too thick, of the wrong ethnic background. There could be a thousand reasons. Obviously a person has to be realistic, for the same reason that a 60 year old man should not expect every 20 year old he meets to want to jump into bed with him. Someone cute is going to have better odds of sleeping with another cute guy. However, a beautiful sexy voice, a great sense of humor, an empathetic soul, a gleaming intelligence - any of this can land someone a sexual partner even if the possessor is far from the standard of ideal male beauty. There's a wonderful documentary about Bertram Ross and John Wallowitch. John is not the standard of beauty we all aspire to. Bertram Ross was that standard (a famous dancer and principal of the Martha Graham Company). They met one another in late 60s and were together until death, 35 years later. It certainly wasn't looks that drew them together.

Yes we are a visually-oriented color. But I'll be sad for Colton if he doesn't also develop an interesting personality and cultivate other attributes. There's nothing sadder than an aging beauty who has noting else to fall back on and ends life lonely and embittered.

by Anonymousreply 18304/29/2021

Colton loves animals. Sounds like he has an interesting personality to me.

by Anonymousreply 18404/29/2021

R184, sounds like you're a vapid queen with no discerning ability to tell a sociopath from a normal human.

by Anonymousreply 18504/29/2021

Oh, so he’s now a sociopath? 🙄🙄🙄

by Anonymousreply 18604/29/2021

R186, there are some self-hating crazies here.

by Anonymousreply 18704/29/2021

His personality mightn't be everyone's cup of tea but I really fail to see how he's a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 18804/29/2021

Most gay men are not Pro-Mos-- professional homosexuals whose identity begins and ends with being gay, only go to gay resorts, wear gay clothes, listen to gay music, live in gay ghettos...you get the picture,"

But those who are--and there's a sizable number of them on DL--can't imagine that there are other gay men out there who have zero interest in being part of their world.

This is especially true for gay men under 40 who are far less likely to be disowned by friends and family for being gay.

The fact that this is an issue for Eldergay Pro-Mos is not surprising. Listen to older members of any ethnic group bitch about how the younger generation is becoming too assimilated.

by Anonymousreply 18904/29/2021

r160 we really don't care if you want to waste away your life. You sound like you're in the West. While you decide to waste the opportunity to meet your group, and there is one for everyone, you decide to just sit at home. Meanwhile, there are gays around the world being prosecuted and going through hell. Life's about choices but I've got my elder years to sit at home alone (outside of the pandemic).

by Anonymousreply 19004/29/2021

r182 - he follows Candace Owens and a few other Magats.

by Anonymousreply 19104/29/2021

R189, before you print out and frame your fake Sociology degree from DeVry University, shut the fuck up and go back to square one:

A lying closet case on a TV show about serial straight date-fucking stalked a player on a fake show, and now fakely claims to be a virgin and gets his own second "reality" show because he's white and 'pretty.'

THAT is hate-worthy, Professor Pontificatress.

by Anonymousreply 19204/29/2021

Yeah, this body is SO "disgusting," so WEHO gross.

Delusional self-haters who despise their own homosexuality.

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by Anonymousreply 19404/29/2021

Here's a sampling from the self-hating RACIST at R189:

[quote]Things white people do not to be mistaken as black: Sitting quietly in a movie theater and not shouting at the screen.

by Anonymousreply 19504/29/2021

let me ask you guys this: does having a big thick 8" dick with a thick shaft and mushroom head make up for being a 6.5?

can that turn a 6.5 into an 8? an 8.5?

by Anonymousreply 19604/29/2021

Dear R192, do you go through life finding things to be "hate-worthy"?

Is that part of your mission as a Social Justice Warrior to find things you perceive to be 'hate-worthy' so you can anonymously excoriate them on line?

by Anonymousreply 19704/29/2021

It's mine!

by Anonymousreply 19804/29/2021

"Pro-Mos" is a YMF tell.

by Anonymousreply 19904/29/2021

He looks like he turning into a gay clone. He looked hotter when he was "straight."

by Anonymousreply 20004/29/2021

[things you perceive to be 'hate-worthy']

Just cunts like you, R197. Also, 'online' is one word, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 20104/29/2021

Colton strikes me as a deep thinker.

by Anonymousreply 20204/29/2021

Would he date an Asian?

by Anonymousreply 20304/29/2021

r203, are you for real? Guys who look like him only date other guys who look like him. No Blacks, Asians, fatties, or femmes allowed. White/muscled/masc go to the head of the line.

by Anonymousreply 20404/29/2021

R200 "turning into a gay clone" is 100% spot-on.

Colton's "mentors" are Andy Cohen and Gus Kenworthy, which means he's soon to be an expert at taking poppers.

by Anonymousreply 20504/29/2021

Do you think Colton would date a 4 or 5?

by Anonymousreply 20604/29/2021

The Youtube algorithm sent me this video. It was from one year ago when Colton was promoting his book and explaining how he finally realized for sure that he is straight, and the Bachelor show actually helped him realized that.

The ET interviewer in the video ask him why it took him so long from High School to age 25 to figure out that he was straight? He stumbled and stammered at bit with the answer.

The gay question stuff starts at timemark 2:33

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by Anonymousreply 20704/29/2021

Recap of the video at r207 :

[quote] Colton: Everyone in grade school, high school, the football team, college, and the audience of the Bachelor thought I was gay. It made me doubt myself, but now I'm sure that I'm straight. The End.

UPDATE of video a year later:

[quote] Colton: Everyone in grade school, high school, the football team, college, and the audience of the Bachelor was correct about the "quacks like a duck" thing.

by Anonymousreply 20804/29/2021

So a year ago he wrote a book about realizing he’s straight and how much he loves the ladies, and now he’s realizing he’s gay and will celebrate that in a Netflix special? I don’t think his issue is his sexuality.

by Anonymousreply 20904/29/2021

Top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 21004/29/2021

Who knows r203 maybe if they look like this.

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by Anonymousreply 21104/29/2021

No way she dating no Asian.

by Anonymousreply 21204/29/2021

But he’s every Gaysians wet dream

by Anonymousreply 21304/29/2021

R206, no, he wouldn't, but the irony is he dated women on The Bachelor.

by Anonymousreply 21404/29/2021

Following Candace Owens willingly is definitely not a mark in his favor unless he's doing it for the reason I watch the Steve Bannon show - pure amusement. Except there isn't anything particularly amusing about Owens.

Beyond that I don't have any opinion of him, but the Netflix show has the potential to be a hot mess so I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 21504/29/2021

“Colton” is such an American trailer-trash sounding name. Hot bod though.

by Anonymousreply 21604/30/2021

Has his nose whiffed the Rush yet?

by Anonymousreply 21704/30/2021

Do you think he's open to being fisted?

by Anonymousreply 21804/30/2021

Is it just me, or does he kind of look like a ftm?

by Anonymousreply 21904/30/2021

His new extreme cut for his summer body shows how shallow and image obsessed Colton is. He will be miserable for awhile, even if he gets a ton of attention. I just hope nudes leak. Least we can get for awarding this crazy man wit another TV show.

by Anonymousreply 22004/30/2021

He's like a lot of fairly/moderately attractive guys when they first come out and become part of the life. They are suddenly surrounded by guys with ridiculously sculpted bodies who are considered super-hot, and in order to fit in, they follow suit and try to look like them.

by Anonymousreply 22104/30/2021

This thread is getting monotonous, repetitive and seems to reinforce what's said here—

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by Anonymousreply 22304/30/2021

HOT masc gay!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 22404/30/2021

Next pic is the top, right?

by Anonymousreply 22504/30/2021

Tip*** LOL

by Anonymousreply 22604/30/2021

Wait, he’s referring to himself as a she now? How did he instantly becum a flaming Kaweeen? Gusworthy’s influence?

by Anonymousreply 22705/04/2021
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