Lardos thread 5: Niall Hogran and Lewis Fataldi

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Thanks for making a new thread!

I wonder if Niall will post pics of his giant Easter feast.

It would be hilarious if he did! Chocolate eggs and a massive roast dinner.

Fataldi’s Easter feast would be worth seeing too!

Greasy Gemma captioned this photo of an Easter egg and a pack of chocolate rabbits - OMG Easter Bunny came! She posts as if she's ten years old - and now has FIVE big chocolate Easter eggs to scoff.

Oh no, poor Gemma will be packing on the pounds! So much chocolate to eat for a short fat girl like her. I don’t think she cares though.

How quick is she going to devour all of that chocolate? A day or two? She has probably been stuffing her face with those treats all day.

Did she end up having a massive roast too?

That Salted Caramel egg alone contains over 1000 calories!!!

The eggs combined are probably over 10 cals as those solid chocolate ones are 2000 cals each. What a greedy hog she is.

* probably over 10k cals

10K!!! 3.5k calories equals 1 pound of fat, so that means her Easter chocs worth 10K calories are bloating her already fat figure about 1,5 lbs.

Gemma answered a fat anon about her Easter feeding -

Noooo I ate way too much over the four day Easter holiday and it's a diet for me tomorrow. Did you have any traditional roast dinners? I ate a whole Quality Street egg and the chocs inside yesterday.

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omg nooo don’t feel bad about it ! enjoy ,you’ve deserved it. i mean everyone eats lots of chocolate and other stuff on easter ! i’ve had so much chocolate too and the past few days we’ve been eating sooo good ! that quality street chocolate egg sounds soo yummy i wouldn’t mind getting one haha! don’t feel bad for eating the whole thing they’re so good it’s hard to resist loool

we actually had an easter barbecue! it was super nice and the weather was great 👏🏼

Gemma’s Tumblr blog is the place to be for all the Fatties! She is encouraging them to eat more and more because they ‘deserve’ it.

Gemma had a massive Easter feeding too. That barbecue must’ve been massive. Does anyone want to guess what she ate?

She admitted she has been eating heaps of chocolate and is still wanting more of those chocolate eggs, like the Quality Street one. She is super gross, let’s hope her greedy ass will put on more weight!

I wonder if Gemma is going to diet after that fattening Easter feeding.

Gluttonous Hogran posted a plate of brownies on his IG. Probably 400k a slice, and we know he ate all of them.

It is unbelievable he keeps posting his greasy snacks! Disgusting Hogran!

Of course he ate all of them. He probably doesn’t realise how fat and unhealthy he is. Do his fans enjoy his food content he posts?

New pic of blubbery Fataldi looking massive.

Holy crap, he has definitely put more weight on. I feel like he has never looked this big before! He has a problem. Do you think he realises how bad it’s getting?

His double chin looks big. And his face is very round. I don’t know if he has gained any weight though?

He has! Look at how happy Gemma is in her tags, describing him ‘so cute’.

Niall and Lewis are both pretty cute. Especially Niall! I always thought he’d look even hotter with some extra weight on him.

They're the opposite of cute. Fat, greasy and ugly.

Very true. And both oh them getting fatter by the day.

It baffles me that some people find these guys attractive.

Gemma is raging yet again at an anon who asked if she stanned Liam Payne now that he's put on about 30lbs.

Gemma posted a photo of some greasy pasta she ate today in the park.

Liam Payne larded out too? Would think she is thrilled! Why is she so angry?

That pasta definitely has heaps of cream in it! And it’s a massive portion too. Looks like she has given up on her calorie deficit diet.

Of course Gemma had a greasy pasta dish! She said she’ll go shopping later this week so she’ll probably have another feast too.

What did Niall Horan ever do to you cunts?

You can eat outside in restaurants in the UK from today so no doubt she's planning some bottomless lunches. Not very comfortable though as the temps are only in the 40s and 50s still.

Yes, Liam has larded out during lockdown. He said in a recent interview that the fridge is his 'medication' so has been comfort eating. Check out how much fatter his face is. He looks like a grizzly blubbery clown.

R28, that's a lardy picture of NIall. Look at that greasy shining moon face. Gross.

Woow, Liam really got fat too. He used to be pretty fit!

Gemma will certainly plan multiple LUNCHES like R29 said. The temperatures are not going to stop that greedy pig!

Yep, the cold weather will make her want to eat MORE! With plenty of cider to wash it down and warm her up.

Niall’s face is glistening with grease! He has gained that double chin that looks like it’s not gonna go away ever again.

Ew, she is going to get that beach body for the summer in the shape of a beach ball! She will be stuffing with deep fried dishes and big breakfasts and dinners over the weekend and the coming weeks. And gallons of alcohol to keep her warm.

Two members of 1d are now fat and two are junkie thin, leaving only Harry to be normal sized. He won't lard out as he needs to keep slim for his acting jobs.

She really should be careful if that’s the way she eats? I would imagine that she is gaining more weight all the time. Eating out constantly cannot be good for anyone. Her favourite meals are quite high in calories, too? Unbelievable greediness! What are her favourites?

Would’ve never thought they end up that way R36. Louie and Zayn are the skinny ones? They both are heavy smokers too. And then we have our favourite fatso Niall Hogran and the secondary hog Liam Payne.

Harry seems to be taking his career seriously.

Yep, Zayn and Louis are scrawny with no muscle tone. Probably only weigh about 140lbs. Both very heavy smokers and smoking speeds up the metabolism.

Liam Payne should be renamed Liam GAIN but he did talk about weighing more than he ever had before in a recent interview, so at least he's aware and will probably try to lose some of it. Niall on the other hand thinks he looks incredible.

Liam Gain! 🤣 Does Liam smoke too? That might support his weight loss process. If he knows and has talked about his weight gain that probably means he is already planning on diet and hard gym sessions.

It would be hilarious to see Fat Niall Hogran next to Louis Skeletonson these days. The weight difference is shocking.

'Louis Skeletonson'!! 🤣🤣

Bully Louis used to think it was funny to slap Niall round the face or twist his nipples when they were both in 1d and Niall was small. He wouldn't dare try that now Niall weighs 60 pounds more than Louis and could flatten him in a fight.

That would be a fight that would be hilarious to witness! Louis twisting Niall’s nipples these days would cause a lot of jiggling! In all those shirtless photos Niall has shared his nipples and chest area look super soft. I would like to see that Lardo making Bully Louis crumble.

Cold weather will make her to want to eat more? How does that work?

Of course it works.

Butter ball! His face is so round. Like a balloon! Gemma is very excited about that blubber flabber.

Lewis looks the opposite of 'cute'! He looks like a fat woman in her 60s, not a man in his 20s.

He does! It is very hard to believe that he is only 24 years old. And at least 80 lbs overweight. Probably more.

Gemma thinks he is ‘cute’ because he is so fat.

You are weird for thinking that her finding him cute has something to do with his weight.

Gemma posted a pic of blubbery Niall in a pub and captioned it 'his tum tum'! Gross.

Oh course she loves his belly! Seems like this thread got paywalled again so here is a new thread.