Haz Osterfield

Haz haz gayfaz.

Gay everything, darlin'.

Is he affiliated with Camp Podwall?

Damn that is so cute, and hot!

And yes, gay face out the wazoo

[quote] Is he affiliated with Camp Podwall?

Colto.

I can smell the penis breath from here.

When did Haz become a nickname for Harrison, is that a British thing?

Best top ever.

Harrison’s breath smell likes Tom Holland’s ass r6

But I thought Tom Holland’s ass smelled like Harrison’s dick R9? We have the makings of an enigma!

[quote] We have the makings of an enigma!

Me a smegna too!

Who is he?

R12 A starlet on the rise who has been always overshadowed by her more talented boyfriend.

R12, and who does she hope to be?

R12 Harrison is currently starring in THE IRREGULARS on Netflix

R15 Starring is pushing it hard, it’s an ensemble series.

Wait a minute, Tom Holland is the bottom? My estimation of him would take a steep hit if this were true.

Bottom pocket gay.

I can haz Haz?

[quote]When did Haz become a nickname for Harrison, is that a British thing?

Haz/Hazza= Harry, Gaz/Gazza = Gary.

I don't think there's an official rule like why people call Margarets Peggy or Johns Jack. There's also Paul McCartney whose nickname is Macca and Cheryl Cole who is called Chezza.

[quote]Is he affiliated with Camp Podwall?

I'm not sure if he's still running with that group, but he was in 2018 and 2019.

Fug.

Whatever he is, Haz is not a fug.

Not accursed with tiny nips like Tom Holland.

Tom Holland has huge nips, you blind bat

Who styled him? He looks like a homosexual ghost who lived in the thirties.

He’s not really capable of taking an unfaggy photo.

There's nothing to see here. He grew up next door to the Keebler factory - he cannot help it!

"Non faggy"? Jesus Christ, they're are other ways to register your interest in this twink, ya know.

*there are

She is so thirsty

As a sister I can say that, yes, he definitely is a fuggot.

so now any eurotrash that looks like all their genes pooled from one branch of the tree is gay face?

but suppose, at least this one has mouth wide enough to be a cocksucker instead of the usual pursed lipped anteaters

I’m honestly excited by his lack of public relationships at 24 years old. He is honestly more likely to be family the older he gets, which would be awesome.

r30 Not shown. Tom's head under the bubbles.

OP's pic is giving me Katherine Hepburn vibes.

[quote]Gay face?

Those cookies aren't going to smell themselves!

KathArine!

New mincing photos

A Swedish friend of mine years ago advised me about my first trip to the UK: "Many of the guys there will seem gay to you. They're not, it's just that they're English."

Someone will buy it?

I guess he’s officially straight then. What a disappointment.

You didn’t really think they’d let Tom Holland have a curiously unattached friend?

He's smelling the entire Keebler factory, love.

He’s about to fly right out of here.

Its an interesting personality that see's going to Wimbledon as a reason to dress like a 1920s bootlegger. At least he found someone who like playing dressup as much as he does.

*kisses doll*

This is a very tasteful Christmas tree indeed.

I wonder if he could grow a beard

The porcelain doll face is just cringe

[quote]When did Haz become a nickname for Harrison, is that a British thing?

Yes, Jeremy Irvine's nickname is "Jez." The fucking limeys have to add a ZED to everything.

I think he just looks Danish.

… I mean, if you mean The Danish Girl, then well, yes

While he’s young, his face is magnificent to me.

If by "gay face" you mean someone who has sucked many cocks and is soliciting for more, then yes, this is a gay face.

However a clearer example of "gay face" is when a man smiles so wide that you can see both his top and bottom row of teeth. Have y'all ever noticed that? The gays like to show all their teeth!

That is the universal sign to the world that "I suck dick!"

Well that and the way he sashays as he walks away...

Today’s mincing

I like whatever the hell this outfit is. He looks like an evil jazzercising step mother in an 80s soap opera.

All those stupid nicknames are nothing but British, Australian, NZ shit, they have to try to be cute, they're not.

Americans have zero imagination and hate their friends says r56

So underfed.

I disagree.

R47 Not really. I hate seeing the stand, unless it is a real tree and you are using a classic style stand. Everyone else should use a tree skirt.