Lardos Thread 4: Niall Hogran and Lewis Fataldi

Here's another British singer who's packed on 100 lbs this year. Pete Doherty - formerly reed thin.

Why do they always paywall our threads! These are hilarious. Gemma needs to go to the opticians because Niall does not look healthy at all! Neither hot. She probably loves Peter Doherty’s body too and is hoping Niall Hogran and Lewis Fataldi will transform into that, too!

And I think that transformation might actually happen. Niall and Lewis both are putting on more weight and looking unhealthier than ever.

I can't understand why they paywall our lardo threads yet allow the awful racist Meghan Markle threads to flourish in their thousands. It sometimes feels like DL has been invaded by the KKK these days.

Niall posted an ugly pic taken from about 2 foot above his face to minimise his double chins. He's wearing heart shaped sunglasses and looks as if he's trying to look edgy like Harry Styles, but he just comes across as stupid and doughy.

You’re right! The lardo threads are hilarious. But, we will continue creating new ones.

I have just seen that ugly picture of Hogran. I think he believes he looks very cute. He is leaning forward to hide the double chin. Doughy and scary look.

Gemma’s greasy dinner yesterday: “fish&chips and scampi for dinner 😌”

Fish and chips AND scampi? It's no wonder that she's the size of a house.

Those portions are typically massive! That is so much food. A huge helping of chips, that big chunk of greasy fish AND a mountain of scampi. Who eats all that? And it’s all deep fried!

Aaand, that is yet another meal worth of over 1000 calories. Will she ever stop?

She can't resist cataloguing all her high calorie meals. All she thinks about is Niall, Fataldi, and FOOD.

She is always writing them down! And probably counting the calories too. It would be funny to know what’s the most calories she’s eaten in a day. I think it’s a lot.

She really doesn’t seem to be thinking about anything else, R9!

“The size of a house”

She must be a big girl.

5ft and size XL so she's probably around 200lbs herself. She'd be more if she wasn't so short.

5ft? So, she’s like a bungalow. 5ft and 200lbs is massive.

Her highest amount of calories for a day will be around 15 000 or something similar.

I would be worried if I was her and if I was so obese. Why isn’t she?

G is really excited by her latest purchase of an ugly pink mug in the shape of a PIG! Clearly reminds her of Hogran.

Of course it is a PIG! That mug looks a lot like Hogran. I think no one is surprised she purchased it and is over the moon about it. She is screaming how cute it is.

Everything she buys is childish and food related. Remember that giant plushie in the shape of a croissant?

She loves her food related items. Croissant plushie? Is she a child? Does she think she can eat those food plushies?

That is so hilarious R17. She is so overweight and thinks nothing of it. Food plushie, pig mug! She should be embarrassed about the extra poundage but she just seems to be proud of her chub.

I thought we agreed to call them “lardasses?”

Lardo is a common slang term and we prefer it. More contemporary. But nobody is stopping you from calling them 'lardasses'.

I agree that Lardo is a better word. Although, Lardass is a perfect one to call these fatsos, too.

That’s true she is just reinforcing the idea of her being a greedy hog by buying piglet mugs and croissant plushies. She is embarrassing. Why is no one stopping her?

“Lewis with a fan in mcdonald's in glasgow!”

This is from Gemma’s blog. She was so excited and said she wanted to go eat McDonald’s with Lewis Fataldi.

“Lardo” is not a widespread thing and the OP of the Part 3 thread agreed to keep up the tradition of lardass.

You ungrateful whippersnappers are going to miss slang words when they’re gone.

What is the problem? Lardo, lardass, same thing. All of them are massive fatties.

R20 video is a great demonstration of the three fatsos eating pies!

Gemma is ecstatic today because her solid chocolate Finnish Easter egg arrived! They are on Amazon for only 9.99 but of course Gemma made her poor mom send one over and fill in a customs form too.

Link to Easter egg post.

Lardette Gemma got this message:

Are you sending that yummy egg to Niall or keeping it?

Her reply:

keeping it obv (it’s 4 eggs not just one), but hey i would love to send some to niall too i’m sure he’d love that ! 😍😍

FOUR eggs! All solid chocolate so probably about 2k calories eacb.

Four eggs all for herself! Always eating like a hog.

Of course she wants to send them to Niall. Maybe she will get another packet of four eggs and sending it to lardo Niall. She is right though, that Niall would love them.

I don’t understand why her mother and friends are sending her chocolate, when they must know she is very overweight?

The other link to the greasy easter egg post didn’t work so here is a working link. Look how excited she is!

2k calories in one egg is a lot! Is she planning to eat all of them herself?

Her family are probably fat too. She was furious when she couldn't get hold of those eggs in the UK. They are dairy free so all the taste comes from fattening nuts.

That explains why her mother is sending her more fattening treats! If all of them are fat, then they don’t understand what healthy means. Gemma’s 4.5k calorie deficit still makes me chuckle. Someone should educate Gemma about obesity and what it does to you. It is not a good look on anyone.

Dairy free eggs?! Nuts are so fattening so that’s definitely even worse than regular dairy eggs. No wonder why she loves those so much. So desperate for wanting them so her mother has to send them to her. Greasy Gemma probably didn’t give her any other options.

It’s so hilarious to see her ranting about food! Just like her idols, she is clueless and will continue gaining more weight. Hogran and Fataldi can definitely relate to that.

Why do you think her family are fat too? Because they send her chocolate eggs?

A new pic of Fataldi in Scotland with a face like a butter ball.

He looks so overweight. How much does fatso Fataldi weigh? How tall is he anyway?

His face is so round! Such a fat lard ball. He definitely eats junk food and junk food only.

Fataldi is 5ft 9.

How much does he weigh? 250 lbs?

I think he could be even more than that. He is pretty fat.

‘Lardette’ 😂

So are these lardos stuffing their faces with chocolate and Easter roast?

Niall will serve up a massive roast dinner that his chef has cooked. He'll definitely break lockdown and get a party round. He'll have a whole pantry full of giant chocolate eggs.

Niall will have bought this giant egg from luxury chocolate shop Hotel Chocolat. It's 1.1kg of chocolate and costs eighty pounds.

Niall has a personal chef?! He looks like the kind of guy who loves a massive greasy roast dinner! Chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

That egg is massive and Niall will love that! Imagine how much weight he will put on just because of the Easter feeding.

I think Lardo Fataldi will have a massive takeaway for his easter meal! He seems to be loving his McDonald’s and other fattening fast foods.

Not sure what Lard ball Gemma would eat for Easter. We know she will have those fattening nutty eggs, but what else?

'Easter feeding' LOL

She's bound to wolf down all FOUR of the solid chocolate eggs tomorrow and no doubt her 'Host Mum' (whatever that is) will cook some mega feast for the family. At 26 Gemma seems too old for a Host Mum arrangement but she does come across as very childish.

The type of eating these lardasses do sounds more like feeding to be fair!

She will have those fattening chocolate eggs throughout the day and other high calorie chocolate treats. She really seems to indulge in chocolate. She will wolf down about three platefuls of that mega feast and of course, have pudding too. I don’t really get that host mum arrangement either but maybe she needs someone to cook for her? All those mega meals and takeouts.

She managed to cook that weird seafood 'sandwich' on her own and also some brownies I think? For Easter day in England, people have a traditional roast dinner - often roast lamb or chicken and all the trimmings such as balls of greasy onion stuffing, roast potatoes, honey roast parsnips, sausages wrapped in bacon and lashings of fatty gravy. This is followed by an apple pie served with double cream.

Wow, so she isn’t completely lost when it comes to cooking! But it actually makes sense as she loves all those fattening foods so she wants to be able to bake and cook more treats for herself.

So, a greasy roast dinner for Gemma with a massive slice of apple pie drowned in double cream, just like she LOVES it. She is a big cream lover with all those Christmas foods, and seafood sandwiches smothered in cream. She will be stuffed to the brim! I can imagine her pouring a whole jug of greasy gravy on her plate too.

Yes, she even had cream with her Christmas herrings! Gross.

Exactly! She loves her cream for some reason! Cream is packed with calories so she really should avoid it. It’s going to add more blubber around her body. Can you imagine how much cream and chocolate she will have just on Easter?

Paywalled once again. Here is a new thread. Let’s continue the fattening Easter feast discussion there.