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DL Icon Simply Sara Makes Hoe Cakes

Has she put a couple of pounds back on?

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by Anonymousreply 80November 27, 2021 11:55 AM

Looks delicious

by Anonymousreply 1March 23, 2021 6:58 PM

I find it really hard to watch that video. There's way too much clutter in that kitchen and I have OCD. The only thing that could improve it is a deep cleaning with napalm.

by Anonymousreply 2March 23, 2021 7:13 PM

Holy shit, looks like Miss Metz has some competition!

by Anonymousreply 3March 23, 2021 7:59 PM

I'm concerned about Sara's blood pressure which must be sky high, given her red face. I'm subscribed, and usually enjoy her videos for the most part, but this is concerning.

by Anonymousreply 4March 23, 2021 8:25 PM

So this is what happened to Violet Beauregard.

by Anonymousreply 5March 23, 2021 8:49 PM

Sara seems so sweet

by Anonymousreply 6March 23, 2021 9:59 PM

Sara, that is not your angle!

by Anonymousreply 7March 23, 2021 10:07 PM

I'm worried for her too. I guess lockdown wrecked whatever progress she was making at losing weight. Hope she's been vaccinated.

by Anonymousreply 8March 23, 2021 10:26 PM

Bless her heart, that Sara looks like she sweats sweetened condensed milk.

by Anonymousreply 9March 23, 2021 11:30 PM

If you comment on her cooking or her obesity, then she will curse you something most severe! She will make your eyes bleed! I've seen it go down via her channel.

by Anonymousreply 10March 23, 2021 11:32 PM

When you're so fat, you can't hardly see out of your eyes - maybe you should look at your diet.

I'm just sayin'

by Anonymousreply 11March 23, 2021 11:37 PM

Hoes gotta eat, too!

by Anonymousreply 12March 23, 2021 11:39 PM

the hoe cakes were very uninspiring, but that wasn't her doing

by Anonymousreply 13March 23, 2021 11:39 PM

Didn't we already do Sara's hoecakes on another thread a few days ago? I'm too lazy to look.

by Anonymousreply 14March 23, 2021 11:39 PM

Poor girl looks so bloated.

Even more than before!

by Anonymousreply 15March 23, 2021 11:41 PM

[quote] Holy shit, looks like Miss Metz has some competition!

Actually, Sara ATE Chrissy Metz!

by Anonymousreply 16March 23, 2021 11:44 PM

I'm surprised her kitchen isn't nicer considering her parents, Jabba and Roz, are big Disney stars.

by Anonymousreply 17March 23, 2021 11:46 PM

r14 We certainly did, but OP was too much of an asshole to do a search before creating a new thread.

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by Anonymousreply 18March 23, 2021 11:48 PM

[quote]Sara, that is not your angle!

To be fair, spheres don't have angles.

by Anonymousreply 19March 23, 2021 11:49 PM

What's her blood pressure?

by Anonymousreply 20March 23, 2021 11:51 PM

Sara has gotten so large now, she has created her own force of gravity!

Or is that gravy?

by Anonymousreply 21March 23, 2021 11:52 PM

This is sad. She used to insist that she watched what she ate and was only eating healthy. Yet she still looks like this.

by Anonymousreply 22March 23, 2021 11:54 PM

Should the heat be turned up on this recipe? They seem to take forever to cook, and I still have the suspicion of doughiness inside.

by Anonymousreply 23March 23, 2021 11:59 PM


NASA will be sending a planetary rover, to explore the surface of Simply Sara!

by Anonymousreply 24March 24, 2021 12:03 AM

I think we both suffer from Cushing’s Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 25March 24, 2021 12:04 AM

I don't think Sara's weight issues are from overeating. Frankly she looks just like a lady who used to work in my office many years ago who had severe kidney disease and was given some sort of drug that made her swell up just like Sara. And then there's Jerry Lewis who was put on steroids for pulmonary fibrosis. He bloated up to 260 lbs.

I know Sara was away from her channel for several months due to health issues. Her body simply does not look like a body made fat from overeating.

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by Anonymousreply 26March 24, 2021 12:12 AM

Probably part medical causes, part old-fashioned baloney salad.

by Anonymousreply 27March 24, 2021 12:16 AM

I think she should partner up with the 1000 lb. sisters and do a show.

One Ton of Fun!

by Anonymousreply 28March 24, 2021 12:17 AM

Do we know where exactly she lives? She has a very thick southern or Appalachian accent ("oil" sounds like "awl" and "boil" sounds like "bull").

by Anonymousreply 29March 24, 2021 12:21 AM

I love how she says oll.

by Anonymousreply 30March 24, 2021 12:26 AM

Does Sara swing both ways?

I announced that I'm bisexual, you know?

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by Anonymousreply 31March 24, 2021 12:28 AM

She lives in Kentucky near the border with West Virginia r29. I forget the exact name of the town, you can probably google.

by Anonymousreply 32March 24, 2021 12:28 AM

She has a PO Box if you’d like send her something.

by Anonymousreply 33March 24, 2021 12:28 AM

Simply Sara...

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by Anonymousreply 34March 24, 2021 12:52 AM

Why is it that some extremely overweight people still have skinny heads and faces, but people like Sara tend to puff up?

by Anonymousreply 35March 24, 2021 12:55 AM

She was so cute when she introduced us to her new stove and did a sort of lilt of her head while raising one leg. She was so proud.

by Anonymousreply 36March 24, 2021 1:01 AM

I believe she lives near the West Virginia/Kentucky border.

by Anonymousreply 37March 24, 2021 1:10 AM

she should be a recurring character on 1000 lb Sisters, which is also set in Kentucky.

by Anonymousreply 38March 24, 2021 1:12 AM

I've been saying that, R38!!

Sara deserves her own show.

I think that the public would love her. She's so much more personal than the 1000 lb. sisters.

by Anonymousreply 39March 24, 2021 1:14 AM

I meant personable at R39, not personal.

by Anonymousreply 40March 24, 2021 1:14 AM

How in the hell is she married? I'm sorry to be mean, but she's gargantuan.

by Anonymousreply 41March 24, 2021 1:18 AM

Her husband

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by Anonymousreply 42March 24, 2021 1:22 AM

Is her blood type gravy? With all the fixins?

by Anonymousreply 43March 24, 2021 2:07 AM

her hubby needs to trim his fucking nails

by Anonymousreply 44March 24, 2021 2:10 AM

Call me, Sara.

Lets hook up!

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by Anonymousreply 45March 24, 2021 2:11 AM

Sara doesn't know how to make a hoe cake! She's a good girl!

by Anonymousreply 46March 24, 2021 2:16 AM

Covid carries off the obese.

by Anonymousreply 47March 24, 2021 2:33 AM

R47 As much as I love Sara, I don't think COVID has the strength to carry her anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 48March 24, 2021 2:37 AM

Louisa, Kentucky R32

by Anonymousreply 49March 24, 2021 3:03 AM

R1, what looks delicious the hoe cakes or Sara? Also, Sara’s husband pings to me. Especially when he’s talking about decorating his Mason jar.

by Anonymousreply 50March 24, 2021 3:19 AM

I also would have instantly thought the husband was gay. Then again, even during sex he's not going to actually get within 5 feet of her.

by Anonymousreply 51March 24, 2021 3:27 AM

I am frightened by people who are that fat.

by Anonymousreply 52March 24, 2021 3:41 AM

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 53March 24, 2021 3:51 AM

Jesus that kitchen! Crap stacked all over, cupboards open with more crap spilling out. And her face looks like it's about to explode.

by Anonymousreply 54March 24, 2021 3:54 AM

I thought angling the camera above you was supposed to be slimming

by Anonymousreply 55March 24, 2021 4:02 AM

Say what you want about her, but I love her Watergate salad. I made it many times for potluck dinners, and it's always gone at the end of the night

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by Anonymousreply 56March 24, 2021 4:22 AM

Bless their hearts but if someone presented me a mason jar full of "homemade mouthwash" (decorated with raffia, pinecones and jingle bells!) for Christmas I don't think I could hold back the laughter.

by Anonymousreply 57March 24, 2021 6:32 AM

Ugh, that angry, blood engorged pustule of a head?, face?, blobby sea creature? Sorry, OP, I have to block you not to see this image again.

by Anonymousreply 58March 24, 2021 8:09 AM

Good riddance, R58, for ragging on our Sarah like that.

And fuck you, R18, mine has more than twice the posts of your loser thread.

by Anonymousreply 59March 24, 2021 11:41 AM

a sweetie

by Anonymousreply 60March 24, 2021 11:46 AM

Good lord, Sara needs to be leeched. She's going to pop.

by Anonymousreply 61March 24, 2021 12:03 PM

Does Sara go both ways?

by Anonymousreply 62March 24, 2021 4:02 PM

Stop assuming Sara is fat from overeating. I am 99.9% sure her weight issues are from some sort of medication.

by Anonymousreply 63March 24, 2021 9:32 PM

[quote] I am 99.9% sure her weight issues are from some sort of medication.

Pie 🥧 is generally not classified as a "medication."

by Anonymousreply 64March 24, 2021 9:56 PM

[quote] Stop assuming Sara is fat from overeating. I am 99.9% sure her weight issues are from some sort of medication.


She was molested.

by Anonymousreply 65March 24, 2021 10:10 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 66March 25, 2021 2:48 AM

Poor Sara.

She's not looking well.

"Potato Gravy or Creamed Potatoes?"

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by Anonymousreply 67March 25, 2021 9:26 PM

Why is Sara filming from that weird angle, like at R67?

by Anonymousreply 68March 25, 2021 9:41 PM

Maybe her arms are too short to extend the camera any farther.

by Anonymousreply 69March 28, 2021 7:18 PM

What an obese monster. She looks like she’s already struggling. She need to lose weight soon or else she’s going to die.

by Anonymousreply 70March 28, 2021 7:28 PM

Aw, I thought Sara had gone vegetarian?

by Anonymousreply 71November 27, 2021 8:28 AM

[quote] Looks delicious

Her or her cakes? 🍑

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by Anonymousreply 73November 27, 2021 8:48 AM

[quote]I don't think Sara's weight issues are from overeating.

Neither are yours presumably.

It's just those damn heavily battered lettuce leaves in gravy...

by Anonymousreply 74November 27, 2021 8:49 AM

Bless her heart.

by Anonymousreply 75November 27, 2021 9:10 AM

Is she still a Trumper like most of the state?

by Anonymousreply 76November 27, 2021 9:53 AM

How has Covid not taken this Beast?

by Anonymousreply 77November 27, 2021 11:10 AM

R4 Being red faced is not actually a symptom of high blood pressure, though many assume that it is.

by Anonymousreply 78November 27, 2021 11:19 AM

What’s Harry London chocolate?

by Anonymousreply 79November 27, 2021 11:24 AM


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