Lardos Thread 3: Niall Hogran and Lewis Fataldi

I’m glad I found this new thread. What’s so special about her Finnish Easter eggs? So greedy she has to have some ‘special’ eggs.

She is fat so why is her mum sending her treats?

Piggy wrote this about the Finnish Easter eggs:

they’re made inside of a real egg shell! the filling is so nice and it’s solid ! they’re so good. (i gave these to niall too and they were on the table on his ig story so another reason why they’re special! i hope he liked them)

Gave them to Niall too! Oh my god.

Of course she wants solid Easter eggs! There is more to eat. 🤣

Celebs are supposed to throw away any edible gifts in case they've been poisoned, but greedy Niall couldn't resist those solid chocolate eggs.

Of course! She said she gave ’these’ to Niall so did she give more than one? Whoa.

Piggy Niall has been in heaven enjoying those fattening treats.

Niall Hogran is pretty fat too. He wouldn’t need any more chocolate eggs. Why would she give them to him?

R3 talking like ‘Piggy’ is her name! 😂

Piggy isn’t her name?

Maybe she wants to ensure Hogran stays round R9?

Take it to tumblr you lonely cunts.

No R12

This is from today! I think he got fatter.

Ew - look at Fataldi's shapeless, doughy face! He looks so pale and unhealthy, too.

You guys are fucking weird.

Ignore R12 and R16 - trolldar proves that they are Klan Grannies.

R15 The state of him... That outfit he has on tells everything about how he has been spending the past weeks. Indoors, eating takeaways and not moving about. Looks very unhealthy. And some people drool over that’s Disgusting!

Probably gained weight too? What do you guys think?

Fataldi’s face is so round and doughy. A lot of takeaways have been eaten.

And like R15 said, he is so pale! He probably haven’t left the house for weeks.

Hanging belly.

What does Fataldi eat to get so fat

I am traumatised! Looks like he has stretch marks on his belly. Look at the caption, too.

Gross, stretch marks on a young guy! Revolting.

Hogran played an empty pub tonight for St Patricks Day. His face looks like a white balloon.

A young guy like Lewis shouldn’t have any stretch marks. He gained weight so quick and that skin is continuously under pressure so of course it’s going to stretch. It looks so gross.

Hogran balloon head! So round and disgusting. Empty pub sounds suitable for Hogran.

Did you see that Gemma was talking about some greasy toastie she wanted to devour?

Why is Niall Hogran playing empty pubs? Is that an excuse to get back to the pubs to drink?

Guinness is a calorie rich beer too?

I saw her post about that toastie out of the blue. She probably got hungry watching her greasy love performing. From stadiums with 80k people to an empty pub - what a come down for poor Niall. If he hadn't got fat his career would have gone so much better.

That toastie post was so random. But very typical post for her. Looks like she is always hungry. That is the worst downfall I have seen! He just looked so different in One Direction and had more fans. The worst thing he could do to himself was getting fat! He is going to continue on that unhealthy path. How many fans does he have left? Performing in an empty pub.

From yesterday's Guinness Live show. He does not look fat at all.

Wobbly mess with his double chin and flabby belly.

Toasties are good.

R30 must weigh 300lb themselves if they think Niall looks slim in that photo. He has a huge face like a dough ball.

It’s always the fatties defending Hogran and Fataldi.

“Not fat at all”. Says a 300 pounder.

All pubs in London are closed but Niall still posted a picture of the illegal pint of Guinness that he managed to serve himself. He just couldn't resist.

If you have money... Someone should’ve caught him to pay for that selfish, illegal behaviour.

R32 is another fatty.

I think Niall went for a greasy takeaway after that drunken session too.

Gluttonous Gemma just posted some greasy homemade pizza.

Look at all the grease oozing out.

Did she eat both of them?

This is her? Her arm looks doughy!

Of course she ate both of them.

This is so funny! Alcoholic Niall bought a special Guinness tap so he can have his favourite beer at home! He's most likely built a pub in his apartment.

Gemma is delighted with Niall's purchase.

Anon asked:

Niall is really leaning in to his hard drinking reputation by buying a Guinness tap for his house and showing it off on IG. Why couldn't he have at least not shared it?

Gemma replied:

you know, he can share whatever he wants . if you don’t wanna see him posting this or that,then maybe don’t check his posts . everyone knows he loves his beer

Who wants a pub in their apartment? Niall is crazy for buying that tap.

Gemma, of course, is delighted! More beer means more poundage around Niall Hogran’s body.

- Everyone knows he loves his beer - That’s bad. Why does she think it’s a good thing?

His love of beer and junk food has wrecked his cute boybander looks, but dumbass Gemma with her fat doughy arms is ecstatic that he now has Guinness on tap at home!

He'll probably drink half a keg a day.

Dumbass Gemma with her fat doughy arms! 🤣 She is probably bursting with joy!

Drink half a keg and then eat junk food! McDonald’s maybe?

Yes, a gargantuan feast from McDonald's! 10k calories' worth. What an unrepentant pig he is.

Sounds absolutely disgusting! Burgers, fries, chicken nuggets, milkshakes and ice cream. I think he will blow up soon. Are we ready to see him getting even fatter? I am terrified!

If he eats all that he will gain a lot of weight. Is that Guinness tap going to make him consume more creamy Guinness?

I just noticed there is a reflection maybe, of a big bag of Wagamama food in the back of Gemma’s doughy arm picture.

This lardo community is weird.

Gemma doesn’t look as doughy you make it sound like. Maybe she is fit.

Gemma is a sad lardy girl with a crush on two lardy milionaires. If either lost weight she would unstan.

'Maybe she is fit.'

She really isn't. We've seen a picture of her face and it's like a huge balloon, even rounder than Niall's face which is saying something. She's also only 5ft and takes an XL size.

R55 She would unstan?! Not surprising at all! She really loves her lardy millionaire boys. Has she admitted she only likes them because they’re fat?

The last reply is telling. Niall is a massive fatso so if her face is rounder than his, then that’ll mean she is a massive fatso too. Scary that she is so short and wears XL!

The anon thinking she is “fit” cracked me up!

I was looking for the Wagamama bag R52 mentioned and I saw there is also a blue box that reminds me of Oreos. Could it be?

Bound to be an Oreos bag - she is constantly snacking.

She's mad tonight because some Louis Tomlinson stans are teasing Niall for being a raging alcoholic.

anonymous asked - Niall doesn't smoke but he drinks huge amounts of Guinness and has the weight gain to prove it. Louis is still the same weight he was in 1d.

Gemma replied -

i’m sorry what ? we see just a fraction of his life on social media so how are you claiming he drinks ‘huge amounts’ ?

also idk how many times i have to say this but niall has literally grown up and he’s not a teenager anymore so ofc his body is going to change. he looks so good and healthy these days.

It’s 100% Oreos. She will have a whole pack of them for a snack.

It’s funny to see how easily Gemma gets super mad. Of course she thinks fat Niall looks good, because she loves his fatness! But ‘healthy’? He is definitely not healthy looking. She knows he is overweight and loves it.

He looks incredibly unhealthy with that bright red sweating face.

He does! It looks like he is ill all the time!

Any new pictures of fat Niall?

Am I the only one who doesn’t think Gemma looks that fat?

Yes, R64

LOL! So much proof of Gemma being a lardo and we have R64 saying that she doesn’t look fat!

Paywalled again. Here’s a new thread.