There are a lot of them here, invading the DL. I'll start.
I am the UPSP Informed Delivery service I tout about as being tech-savy to everyone in 2021... I am also the hissing.
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There are a lot of them here, invading the DL. I'll start.
I am the UPSP Informed Delivery service I tout about as being tech-savy to everyone in 2021... I am also the hissing.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 16, 2021 9:44 PM |
No, OP, yours is the sound of the trapped farts as they escape from the fatty folds of your ass as you take your weekly bath in a big bucket on the kitchen floor.
It’s fun to get out of Mom’s basement on a Saturday night, no? Too bad you won’t even be able to stay there long when the house is foreclosed.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 14, 2021 5:23 PM |
I’m the lack of interest in prolapsed lower digestive tracts.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 14, 2021 5:27 PM |
Invading? I thought they were a staple here.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 14, 2021 5:28 PM |
OP never really fit in on DL and is ANGRY.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 14, 2021 5:30 PM |
R3 I though they moved to that “Only the Fans” site the kids use???
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 14, 2021 5:30 PM |
What’s UPSP?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2021 5:31 PM |
R6 Universal Penis Size Protection
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2021 5:33 PM |
I am the war between the states that they secretly regret losing.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2021 5:33 PM |
OP's ageism is going to cost Muriel some valued subscribers...
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 14, 2021 5:33 PM |
I'm the ass sagging to the floor
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 14, 2021 5:35 PM |
I’m the decades long unrequited crush on John Wilkes Booth.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2021 5:39 PM |
Invading the DL, OP, you stupid cunt? We’ve been here since 1995. You and your fellow twinks are the invaders.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2021 5:43 PM |
[quote]I am the UPSP Informed Delivery service I tout about as being tech-savy to everyone in 2021
OH DEAR!!! USPS* my apologies!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2021 5:53 PM |
I'll be the Judy Garland memorabilia collection.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2021 6:01 PM |
I’m the swish of a crêpe de chine caftan on a lanai in Wilton Manors.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2021 6:02 PM |
I'm the mindset that whatever you bitches may say about me doesn't matter. I don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 14, 2021 8:21 PM |
I thought DL is mainly made up of eldergays? And....doesn't one achieve eldergay status at 27?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 14, 2021 9:55 PM |
27 months
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 14, 2021 9:59 PM |
USPS Informed Delivery is a godsend. This was stuff I would dream about as a kid, being able to see your real mail on the computer.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 14, 2021 10:16 PM |
I'm the financial security that will forever evade OP because of his inability to defer gratification.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 14, 2021 10:16 PM |
If it was legal and possible, I would shoot any fucker on here right between the eyes with my 9mm firearm, that was under the age of 35.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 14, 2021 10:31 PM |
[quote] You and your fellow twinks are the invaders.
OP *wishes* he were a twink! If only!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 14, 2021 10:35 PM |
I’m the alcohol and tears.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 14, 2021 10:38 PM |
[quote] I’m the swish of a crêpe de chine caftan on a lanai in Wilton Manors.
I’m not even sure what that means but I got a little piddle on my Davenport from laughing so hard.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 14, 2021 10:43 PM |
I'm the desperate need for a Le Creuset collection and a reclaimed mid-century modern shelf to display it.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 14, 2021 11:19 PM |
I'm the VHS collections of Golden Girls and Designing Women.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 14, 2021 11:28 PM |
I'm the decorative floral towel set that nobody is allowed to use
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 14, 2021 11:29 PM |
I'm the conflicting need to support and uphold modern social justice ideologies while secretly longing for the old days when being gay was way more fun.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 14, 2021 11:34 PM |
I'm the twink clothes on a bear's body
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 14, 2021 11:36 PM |
I am the pied-à-terre in Manhattan.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 14, 2021 11:38 PM |
I'm the sudden need for a young Mexican boy as my new husband
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 14, 2021 11:40 PM |
Get off of my lawn OP and take your sassy friends with you.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 14, 2021 11:41 PM |
I'm the condescending look I give the twinks when they haven't experienced iconic gay literature, art, or music, no matter how obscure.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 14, 2021 11:43 PM |
I am the well funded 401 earned by consistently living 1 to 2 levels BENEATH my financhail means
I am DILF at the gym , not training for muscle , training for everyday strength and flexibility
I am Grindr , Scruff and Growlr , constantly pinging with 18 to 30 year old products of single mother households still looking for a " Dad"
I am experience and social savvy , something lacking in most people under 50 these days.
i am street smarts , not easily swayed by social media and consumerism .
I dress effectively and approately for my age and body type . I do not wear underarmor as outerwear .
I am the quick wink and cruise I may give a young hottie just to annoy them and show my appreciation.
I am the hot sex I have on the reg with my 50 to 70 year old peer group. I know how an old man's body works and know how to please .
I am the pasta that is drained and tempered with a cold water rinse.
I am the renova / Retin A I use with sunscreen , Queen Helene is trash
I am the gym play list with Daina Roos, Donna Summer , Gloria Gaynor , Pet Shop Boys . etc
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 14, 2021 11:58 PM |
R34 You are making me look forward to being an Eldergay in one year!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 15, 2021 12:02 AM |
Oh and how did theey get those blood stains out o f Jasckie 's Halston suit ? They did not have Osyclean back then ?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 15, 2021 12:09 AM |
[quote]I am the pasta that is drained and [bold]tempered with a cold water rinse[/bold].
Well, then you're stupid, not old.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 15, 2021 12:14 AM |
OP “oh dearing” himself six hours later. Short shift driving that Uber huh?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 15, 2021 12:14 AM |
I'm the rose chintz sofa that reeks of spilled gin and cat piss.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 15, 2021 12:23 AM |
I am Parseltongue, the official language
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 15, 2021 12:31 AM |
I'm the farts, the indigestion, the gut, and the caftan.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 15, 2021 12:49 AM |
How old is that R35?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 15, 2021 12:52 AM |
I'm the skid-marked muumuu, because he insists on 'going commando' (underwear is unhealthy!).
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 15, 2021 12:54 AM |
[quote] I tout about
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 15, 2021 12:57 AM |
"I'm the rose chintz sofa that reeks of spilled gin and cat piss."
I'm the blatino teen who gets rimmed sitting there, three times a week. But he is supporting my family now, so...
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 15, 2021 12:58 AM |
UPSP? Oh Dear.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 15, 2021 1:02 AM |
[quote]I'm the twink clothes on a bear's body.
Maybe this is OP?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 15, 2021 1:06 AM |
r47 that is not a bear that is a hairy hippo.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 15, 2021 1:12 AM |
So much for not getting worked up about minor insults and just letting things roll off you as you get older R1 and R34
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 15, 2021 1:12 AM |
How old are you when you become an Eldergay these days? Has the age limit been lowered because of the pandemic?
I really must know.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 15, 2021 1:18 AM |
I'm the handle of Smirnoff in the freezer, next to the carton of Marlboro Lights 100s.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 15, 2021 1:22 AM |
I'm the leathery skin from all that time on the lanai wearing nothing but my speedo and caftan while smoking extra long menthols and practicing my Joan Crawford impersonation.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 15, 2021 1:27 AM |
I'm the shrooms that R34 is on to be able to write that rubbish.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 15, 2021 2:49 AM |
OP How rude!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 15, 2021 6:47 AM |
I’m the dad whose daughters laugh themselves silly watching old film of our 70’s & 80’s. My husband and I think it’s adorable they think we were so trashy. You had to be there.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 15, 2021 8:05 AM |
I'm the ball sac sweat that smells like rotting meat instead of cum.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 15, 2021 8:21 AM |
I'm fabulosity. I'm eternal. You either have me or you don't, and it's not about age.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 15, 2021 12:40 PM |
R33 iconic is the opposite of obscure
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 15, 2021 12:53 PM |
USPS Informed Delivery was a godsend at my old address. My new address doesn't have it and I'm only 3 miles from the old one. Since postal employees must document every mail receptacle within a Zip+4 before adding them to the system, I suspect DeJoy's cutbacks are at least partially to blame.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 15, 2021 1:05 PM |
Im r412 on last night's Grammy thread and all references to Punky Brewster and other 80s sitcoms
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 15, 2021 1:56 PM |
Informed Delivery is helpful if you’re expecting something important.
I wasn’t ageist in my youth, so it’s hard to anticipate it as I age. I will probably go quiet and hopefully not embarrass myself with “markers” like garish clothing or collections of meaningless things. Hopefully I will be seen as a modest presence, steady and self-reliant.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 15, 2021 2:37 PM |
I like Informed Delivery.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 15, 2021 4:55 PM |
Eldergays built this place, you worthless skid mark.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 15, 2021 5:12 PM |
I'm the bran.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 15, 2021 5:13 PM |
I'm the framed collection of "Dolly" and "Mame" programs with different stars on my wall, right next to the framed original "Follies" playbill autographed by Yvonne de Carlo.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 15, 2021 5:53 PM |
I’m the unexplained smells.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 18, 2021 12:23 PM |
I'm the dildo I've had since 1983, well used and still hits all the right spots, despite the fact my hole has vastly loosened since my peak years. My dear mother accidentally came across it in 1995, I swear her passing had nothing to do with finding out the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 18, 2021 12:30 PM |
Bitcoins will go the way of the tulip craze.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 18, 2021 12:35 PM |
Ah, I see the thread we had on Informed Delivery a couple of days ago was the work of the copycat thread troll.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 18, 2021 12:46 PM |
We will all be eldergays if we aren’t already.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 18, 2021 10:38 PM |
I'm the kind, serene eldergay who is unbothered by all the insecure little twinks and I'm 43-but-think-I-look-26 types who hiss about eldergays.
I'm also the one who picks up the check at brunch, because the basic bitches at my table are unable to do so.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 12, 2021 3:07 PM |
Most of us have been here since the 90s. That's a damn slow invasion.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 12, 2021 3:15 PM |
I am 50 but ppl tell me I look like I am 21.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 12, 2021 3:22 PM |
I'm the number 39. I crop up a lot on the dating profiles of 60 year olds who look their age.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 12, 2021 3:31 PM |
I’m the stubborn insistence that bitcoin is just another tulip-like mass hysteria/scam.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 16, 2021 4:58 PM |
R76 and I am the other guy agreeing with him. Meanwhile, searching HOW to buy the shit. BC I have NO clue.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 16, 2021 5:03 PM |
Pity, R77, because if you Google "Buy Bitcoin" you'll find hundreds of links. You can even buy it via Pay Pal.
You might question which is the best way to invest in it, but buying Bitcoin is hardly a problem.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 16, 2021 5:56 PM |
What did you say, OP?
Did anyone hear him? Speak up for gods sake! What’s the matter with you?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 16, 2021 9:44 PM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
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