Cartoon characters who would have been on DL.

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"

Roger and Stewie from Family Guy.......

Skeletor.

Ooooo, Skeletor. I forgot about him.

Skeletor

Opus the penguin

Pingu

Murdoc Niccals, of the virtual band Gorillaz.

An acid-tongued, loquacious, obnoxious, sweary and grumpy old goth, prone to elaborate lies and hyperbolic reactions as well as criminal activity, who metaphorically lives in a rather large dusty closet and deals with his tender feelings by viciously slapping and verbally abusing his associates. He also once literally sold his own soul and that of his bandmates to the Devil, because he wanted a better record deal and he thought his income was too low to fund his ideal lifestyle.

Half of all the things he says sound like DL quotes.

[quote] *on watching MTV* “They wouldn’t know what culture is if it jumped up and bit them. Peasants. Slags. Scumbags.”

[quote] *explaining why he chased of his bandmate’s girlfriend* “She was depressingly UGLY.”

[quote] *heckling a hopeful at a talent show* “I’ll tell you what. If all the world’s a stage—I’d get off it, if I were you.”

[quote] *pointing accusingly at bandmate and hissing venomously* “HEEEEEEE’S the prrrrOOOBLEM.”

Wimpy

Porky Pig

Elroy Jetson grew up to be a cookie smeller

R7 true. That mean little prick Pingu loved tripping up his sister and laughing at her plight. If that’s not DL, I don’t know what is.

Ren and Stimpy.

Snagglepuss.

Velma Dinkly.

Fred Jones (although his participation here would have been predicated on his anonymity)

Not just Skeletor but his arch rival, Adam.

Actually - it's Skeletor's nephew Adam.

You just know he started a thread "My Nephew Adam is Coming to Stay at Snake Mountain this Summer...."

Stewie.

Apropos of R2 - R5 and R14 - R16. Also possibly explains why I am into guys.

Roger is from American Dad.

But speaking of Family Guy, this thread from earlier today made me think of Herbert the Pervert.

Ren Höek

Ray Gillette

Lucy van Pelt

Peppermint Patty

Webmasters

Papa Smurf

This bitch.

Smithers.

Mac and Tosh (AKA Goofy Gophers)

Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. It is all about "research."

Deedee, of course, would have discovered this and been a troll.

The Flintstones' own Madame Yes, AND The Great Gazoo.

The entire cast of "Jem".

One of our Frau visitors

James Logan ‘Wolverine’ Howlett.

Hates kids (and most other people), prefers to hang out with lumberjacks than anyone else, sexual tension with male coworkers, outdated but carefully-coiffed signature hairstyle and wears a lot of plaid & pleather.

Boris

Underdog.

The original cartoon shopbottom.

The venerable and deadpan Uncle Chan, ‘Jackie Chan Adventures’.

^^and the very fruity and flamboyant JCA villain, Valmont, who allowed himself to be possessed by horny ancient demon God, leaves calling cards with calligraphy, and also wears color-blocked suits with a power-pony.

This big guy dipping his "patties in the water"

Matt Gaetz?

Oh, you mean actual cartoon drawings that are considered jokes. Never mind.

The Hooded Claw!

Voiced by Eldergay fave Paul Lynde

Helga Pataki and Angelica Pickles. Those two little bitches would fit in perfectly here.

Roger the Alien (American Dad) would have a DL account for several dozen personalities and be responsible for multiple threads focusing on Z-list actors and Insta-Hos

...and Natasha Fatale.

Sort of fascinating that DLers think so many female cartoon characters would want to post on a gay men's gossip board.

HIM (or is it HER? I can't keep track.)

Jerry was a little cunt, so I’ll nominate him.

Also Vanity Smurf once he gets to Papa Smurf’s age.

Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants

Squidward would be particularly active on "masc" threads and be offended by the notion that all gay men are swishy queens.

R37 Valmont was voiced by Julian Sands. Instant entry into the DL pantheon.