So many people are not wearing green at the office today 🍀

OP is a Frau Leprechaun.

I’m wearing orange. That’s an Irish Protestant thing. I am atheist, but who cares? Everyone at work who wore green or orange got a free breakfast burrito.

Posting from 2018, OP?

My work was giving out gift bags to people who whore green but not orange. I told them my eyes are green and I whore them everyday and they gave me a swag bag.

I'm going out for lunch today with friends and I'm wearing green. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I wore blue, pink and white today in remembrance of the LITERAL VIOLENCE borne by our transgenderist brethren and sistren during the Troubles and I WILL NOT BE IGNORED.

You're in an office, OP? What are the COVID restrictions like where you live?

What’s an office?

To one and all:

OP is why working from home should never end and a lot of people are doing everything they can to make it stick.

St. Patrick's Day is NOT a holiday in the USA.

Why is St. Patrick's the only cultural/religious holiday where it's not only expected but encouraged to take part in, when you're not Irish?

I'm not Irish. I'm not Catholic.

I usually wear black-and-tan. Or Orange.

Anyone who tries to pinch me gets a lawsuit.

I'm wearing it, but not where you can see.

R13, if you’re not wearing green, you’re getting pinched, like it or not. Dems the rules.

OP's "office" is the slum blood bank where she and other alcoholics head for some wine cash.

You'd be fired and out the door for that in my workplace R15.

If a co-worker ever pinched me for any reason I would report them to HR immediately.

Who the fuck works in an office right now, anyway?

Oh, lighten up. A pinch on the behind never hurt anyone and nothing to go to HR about. Besides, they’ll probably tell you it’s your own fault for not wearing green or for having a big pinchable bootie.

working from home must continue forever!

Now - time for my outlook-scheduled nap.

What pinching? And why don't I know about this? Explain, Lucy McGillicuddy!

OP = Gov. Cuomo

Wearing green when it doesn't suit your complexion would be a much bigger faux pas than not wearing green on St.Patrick's day.

I only just now realized it was st. Patrick’s day.

^^Wop.

I’m not wearing green and NOBODY has pinched my ass yet! Come on guys - it’s just once a year. Give this old fag a thrill!

Office???

I have a runny nose and snot is green

I got drunk at 7am, fucked my sister and gay bashed my boyfriend. No green needed.

I'm naked at home.

Irish are white so I'd be nervous about being mistaken for having pride in white ancestry and thereby crossing the new red guard and getting a call from HR.

Lucky.

Has OP been fired or physically assaulted yet?

Is she dead?

American celebrations of St Patrick's Day by people who are not of Irish descent are cultural appropriation. Do you think that the entirety of Irish culture can be boiled down to green beer and corned beef and cabbage?

Do you think that it is okay to use a day celebrating our Patron Saint as an excuse to get drunk and act like an asshole?

Do you?

Fuck you, you oppressive bastards.