What else is being offered there?
Now being sold in the Datalounge Gift Shop
|by Anonymous||reply 347||05/04/2021|
Carol Channing corn cob holders
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/06/2021|
Hear hear, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/06/2021|
A mug with all the pussies of the Golden Girls displayed.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/06/2021|
Stevie Nicks' Kickin' Boots, for shattering cunt bones everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/06/2021|
Gold flatware, for that elevated dining experience - be it falafels or flesh!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/06/2021|
Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/06/2021|
Simple, classic rotary phone dialer.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/06/2021|
Coming soon - featured frocks from the Hefty Hideaway line!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/06/2021|
In the refrigerated case - Red Dragon cheese
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/06/2021|
And here's the sales clerk.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/06/2021|
Just in: a complete range of British royal family "action" figures. The male dolls are anatomically correct, down to the presence (or not) of foreskins. The princesses come with optional martial arts clothing for all the imaginary cat fights their new owners have planned. In a controversial move, the manufacturer has designed the crown so it won't stay on any head other than the Queen's. Magnetic inserts prevent the Camilla doll from wearing any of the optional crowns or tiaras.
Harry and Meghan dolls not included.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/06/2021|
Caftans....so many caftans.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/06/2021|
[quote] The male dolls are anatomically correct, down to the presence (or not) of foreskins
I really need the Trudeau and Macron versions of these dolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/06/2021|
Corn? When did I eat corn??
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/06/2021|
Ha ha ha! I'll say! - Merlot
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/06/2021|
Armie Hammer cutlery.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/06/2021|
[quote] Ha ha ha! I'll say! - Merlot
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/06/2021|
Signed photos of Vivian Vance.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/06/2021|
The shop manager who always tries to cop a feel.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/06/2021|
T-shirts reading, "I Was Going to Go to Another Gift Shop But Gary Morton Talked Me Out Of It."
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/06/2021|
Sleepover kits for when your neighbor's son is just too tired to go back to his own house. The standard kit includes toothbrush, toothpaste, a brush, razor and shaving cream, and a 6oz. bottle of lube. The luxury kit adds a small butt plug and upgraded lube.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/06/2021|
Several GAP store CDs are available, including GAP: A NEW GROOVE by Madonna and Missy Elliott from July 2003!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/06/2021|
The problem with the Datalounge gift shop is that every time you turn around they are restocking the shelves with old items from 2015!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/06/2021|
Cans of Cake Frosting
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/06/2021|
R18 at least TRY to read the thread before posting, toots.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/06/2021|
Kirker's closed thrift store junk.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/06/2021|
"Quiter!" headstones designed by LittleRock.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/06/2021|
In the Ladies Lingerie Department, Shitbras by Melissa Gilbert!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/06/2021|
Erna and PPPSM friendship bracelets.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/06/2021|
A book of poems by Russ to Libby.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/06/2021|
Old people's excrement.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/06/2021|
Unlike most shops, the DL Gift Shop proudly put all the porn in a tasteful display at the front. And with the four 80-inch screens playing demos all the time, you really get that homey feel.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/06/2021|
The Best of Helen Lawson DVD set.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/06/2021|
Plain white t-shirts. No logos, no writing, no images.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/06/2021|
Still by Christopher Reeve
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/06/2021|
Vagina capes. Suitable for twirling.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/06/2021|
Luke Evans Thirstade.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/06/2021|
[quote] The Best of Helen Lawson DVD set.
After you listen to the one song, is the rest silence?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/06/2021|
There should be a coffee bar attached, where B and C list celebrities read their poetry and answer questions.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/06/2021|
[quote]Carol Channing corn cob holders
Hey nah, carn cab halders is MAH racket!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/06/2021|
Video tape rentals. But only for Faye Dunaway so she can return mlvies via her trademarked honk-and-toss.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/06/2021|
Grammar troll dolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/06/2021|
Naya Rivera swim floaties.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||03/06/2021|
A limited range of greeting cards, mainly limited to ones stating, "I Condole You."
Coming soon: A capsule collection of Tasteful Friends (TM) merch, including charcuterie boards, Italian pasta (not to be drained), and throw rugs made of the finest Persian wool to cover one's hardwood floors.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||03/06/2021|
MissHelenBedd bedding collection.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||03/06/2021|
The How to Win Friends and Influence People revised edition, now with a foreword by Meghan Markle.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||03/06/2021|
Seeds for planting your own tree that you can watch grow.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||03/06/2021|
Latinagirl soap box boxes!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||03/06/2021|
[quote] Naya Rivera swim floaties.
Designed for brackish water.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 56||03/06/2021|
Denny Scott photographs, suitable for framing.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||03/06/2021|
New arrivals weekly in Madonna’s African Baby Boutique.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||03/06/2021|
360 VR video of the Labia Lounge of an Olivia Cruise
|by Anonymous||reply 59||03/06/2021|
Ramsey brand garottes.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||03/06/2021|
Coffee mugs from old, failed soap operas like Passions and Texas.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||03/06/2021|
A Circular Glass Refrigerated Display Case featuring a varied selection of nut loaf
|by Anonymous||reply 62||03/06/2021|
And Max Gail will be at the grand opening!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||03/06/2021|
And Max Grand will be sharing his opening -presenting hole to the first 100 customers!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||03/06/2021|
What do you mean, you don’t carry Pepsi here? Don’t fuck with me, fellas!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/06/2021|
“Tina, Bring Me the Axe” men’s cologne.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||03/06/2021|
Once Around the Garden with Erna.....on an extra large Crop top T or Caftan
|by Anonymous||reply 67||03/06/2021|
Be sure to pick up a copy of The Girl’s Guide to Tucking Your Dick by Caitlyn Jenner.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/06/2021|
Cockgobbler Blow Up Dolls - Gobble Gobble
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/06/2021|
Julianne Moore. Seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/06/2021|
The Official Datalounge Cookbook
Every recipe that's been presented here over the years from Kwanzaa Cak to Cum Cookies!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/06/2021|
Telephone dialer pencils encrusted with fake diamonds.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/06/2021|
[quote] The Official Datalounge Cookbook
It's...it's a cookbook!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||03/06/2021|
Sarah Jessica Parker horse shoes, with matching feed bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/06/2021|
Dollar Tree pound cake!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/06/2021|
Don't forget the loaded baked potato bar!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||03/06/2021|
A coin-operated Sybian.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 78||03/06/2021|
Playing in the front windows....
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/06/2021|
Chrissy Metz Snack Purses.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||03/06/2021|
Chrissy Metz snack purses - METZ BAGZ - also available in 80's pastels and fluorescents
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/06/2021|
Many, many boxes of pron.
Some of it featuring Lens Dunham.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/06/2021|
Reasonably priced pound cake
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/06/2021|
Dr. Dunaway's children's book - "Little Gay Boys"
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/06/2021|
Added store feature:
In store Loons who knock over your shopping cart and stomp on your items and insist that you like and only purchase things THEY like because your items are awful and they're never wrong and if you disagree they'll just put on disguise and return to torture you while the store manager does nothing except put a line through their name and gives them a new "funny" name indicating they're a naughty little loon.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/06/2021|
Shitty Little Anne diapers
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/06/2021|
Is the Patsy Ramsey doll house complete add on basement still sold out?
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/06/2021|
Joey Luft's Bedazzled clothing line.
Available in one color.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||03/06/2021|
Tub Girl Bath Bombs
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/06/2021|
Excuse me, are little boys’ pants half off today?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/06/2021|
Lea Michele Air Freshener "Ripper Tripper"
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/06/2021|
Frozen turkey meatballs.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/06/2021|
Replicas of Glenn's Oscar.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/06/2021|
Rock'em-Sock'em 'M' & 'G' Play Set!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/06/2021|
Buck Jarret Rule Book for Dummies
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/06/2021|
The complete line of Priss Pottery
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/06/2021|
Breakfast special on the mezzanine - non-event toast. Get it while it lasts!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/06/2021|
R102, are you also R9?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/06/2021|
Blow-up fag hags.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/06/2021|
Also paper cut-outs of straight female lurkers.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/06/2021|
[quote] Blow-up fag hags.
That use to be my hobby, but I haven't done it since university.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/06/2021|
Copious amounts of pot, silly
a take-out area featuring food from the Olive Garden
Sweater mugs for fibromyalgia sufferers
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/06/2021|
Postcards from the edge.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/06/2021|
Suzanne Sommers' cum stained panties from that time I finger fucked her in the Bellagio fountains!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/06/2021|
Two-handed cradle mugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/06/2021|
Non-DLers would mistake them for cream soup bowls, r110.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/06/2021|
A cloth bag, like a child would carry
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/06/2021|
Olivia de Havilland bobblehead dolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/06/2021|
Jayne Mansfield's decapitated head!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/06/2021|
Signed copies of "Fags I Have Known" by Lee Radziwill.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/06/2021|
A Danny Thomas coffee table book.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/06/2021|
[quote]Non-DLers would mistake them for cream soup bowls, [R110].
Why would Non-DLers be in the gift shop?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/06/2021|
[quote]A mug with all the pussies of the Golden Girls displayed.
I don't remember ever having a cat.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/06/2021|
[quote] Jayne Mansfield's decapitated head! —Too dark?
Not too dark. That's just the asphalt. It can be washed off.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/06/2021|
A Red Weirdo vending machine.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/06/2021|
The Amy Klobuchar Salad Comb Collection!
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/06/2021|
The Lucille Ball "Ya call this coffee?!!?" brewing station.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/06/2021|
R100 every piece?
|by Anonymous||reply 123||03/06/2021|
A link to why your pussy might stink. For Kellyanne, Kayleigh, Sarah McHuckleberries, et al.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/06/2021|
One free to every customer!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/06/2021|
Gwyneth Paltrow's freshly steamed vagina!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/06/2021|
Antique fainting couches
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/06/2021|
You will find the overweight closeted cashier, who when you bring up your purchase to him, peers over his half-glasses and smirks, "Have you found a treasure?"
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/06/2021|
The Julia Sugarbaker Halloween Costume!
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/06/2021|
Highpoint coffee? That’s aisles 6, 7, and 8
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/06/2021|
Kathy cartoon PJs! (Sizes start at XXXXL and go up from there)
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/06/2021|
Mein Fuhrer mugs for the duplicate thread troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/06/2021|
These od course...
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/06/2021|
Also a must for every DL-er
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/06/2021|
R130 We sell that in the Flavah Cafe, of course!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/06/2021|
I'm the "𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆..." board game.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/06/2021|
I'm the DVD's of the hit series "Sumerian Housewives."
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/06/2021|
[Bold] "Hi Georgia" - The latest fragrance from, me!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/06/2021|
[quote] I'm the DVD's of the hit series "Sumerian Housewives."
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/06/2021|
Marriage certificates with the groom's name free for each DL-er to fill in and, of course, the bride's name is Judy Garland.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/06/2021|
In addition to the large screens showing non-stop pron, there is another giant TV showing video clips from the original production of Follies. It cannot be turned off.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/06/2021|
“Sir, where can I find this shirt?” “It’s next to the caftans and traffic cones!”
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/06/2021|
Joan Crawfords used douche bags.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/06/2021|
Let's not forget all those great fridge magnets:
I BRAKE FOR PRON
I WANT CAK
and the ever-popular
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/06/2021|
Next to the double ended dildos and leather scented candles!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/06/2021|
Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/06/2021|
I understand that a man who used to park behind the story sold blow-up Muriel punching bags (the kind that would tip over and then right itself, rolling back up) but he disappeared around the time someone spilled those nasty organ meats off a truck or something back there.
They tried to hose it all down but you can still see the stains.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/06/2021|
[quote] Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
To complement the coffee table book at R116.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/06/2021|
The Guess Your Age booth, where for just one quarter the magic mirror will swear you look ten years younger!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/06/2021|
Signed posters of David Cassidy, Christopher Atkins and other teenage pinup boys of the 70s and 80s.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/06/2021|
Tasteful Friends coffee table books
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/06/2021|
Remaindered copies of "How To Please A Woman"
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/06/2021|
Heavy duty plungers for those massive Kirker Klogs moments.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/06/2021|
Plush versions of DL's mascot, Sir Hiss
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/06/2021|
A Datalounge original: The Eldergay Collection
A tasteful collection of items designed with our over-thirty members in mind. Our 2021 lineup includes CDs by Barbra, Bette, and Judy, DVDs of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford films, and our highest-quality caftans in sizes XXXL and up. We know how much our Eldergay customers value good service, so we have hired and trained exclusive sales consultants for this department.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/06/2021|
I hope the shopping cart gave keyboards attached so shoppers can cry, "I'm shopping as I type!"
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/06/2021|
Senatrix brand nightwear
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/06/2021|
Autographed Brendad Ickson portraits
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/06/2021|
Lens Dunham's labia majora and minora plaster casting set. Bejeweling set sold separately.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/06/2021|
Canned lard in case lube sells out
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/06/2021|
Refrigerator magnets featuring the best of Post Pictures of Hot Gay/Bi Guys
The Die in a Grease Fire cookbook
Coasters from Pimpernel with the Instaho of the week on them
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/06/2021|
[quote] Canned lard
That also describes many of the shoppers at the Datalounge Gift Shop.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/06/2021|
The "White Me Are So Stupid" Collection - Mugs, Aprons, Refrigerator Magnets, Tee Shirts, Fanny Packs, and Other Decotive Items with the DL's Fave Expression of Contempt Towards.... Who Knows?
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/06/2021|
How to Develop a Sense of Humor (Special Lesbian Edition)
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/06/2021|
[quote] How to Develop a Sense of Humor (Special Lesbian Edition)
It gathers dust on the shelf.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/06/2021|
"The [bold]Oh, Dear[/bold] Guide to Pre-Remedial English for the Illiterate, Stupid &/Or Lazy"
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/06/2021|
White belts in honor of White Belt Man
“Who’ll stop the rain” King Kong embroidered throw pillows.
Giant Duke’s Mayonnaise pop art posters.
“I like blue” t-shirts
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/06/2021|
[quote]Carol Channing corn cob holders
They're right next to the Ann Miller Cahrn Cob Holders.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/06/2021|
Russian Troll Dolls that talk propaganda all the time every time. "Hi, I'm a life long Democrat but..."
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/06/2021|
In the Cookery Section of our Book Nook Shelves:
"10,001 Slow-Cooker Recipes for the Ignorant Non-Cook"
"Load Me Up - Fully: The DL Guide to Lesbian Baked Potato Wrangling & Heaping"
"The Surprise Anal Diet - Fresh and Ready to Serve"
"The Ragin' Vegan: Turn YOUR Fad Dietary Fantasies into Social Shaming Triumph"
"Fish 4 Pussies. Keeping Your Feline Fur Puff Fat & Full"
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/06/2021|
An array of cheap florescent lipstick from Lipstick Alley.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/06/2021|
Tasteful Friends coffee table book.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/06/2021|
Boxed Dump Cakes right next to the dump pies and dump casseroles.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/06/2021|
The Book of EST audio edition.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/06/2021|
Newest additions to the book department —
Who Was that Cunt? A Debra Messing Tell-All with a Forward by Megan Mullally
Fat Whores, Rejoice! More Recipes from the DL
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/06/2021|
[quote] Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
And don't forget the "Make Boom for Daddy" DVDs.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/06/2021|
Gelson's Potato Salad, served by Brendad Ickson.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/06/2021|
[quote] And don't forget the "Make Boom for Daddy" DVDs.
That's what dad says when he's getting ready to stick his dick up my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/06/2021|
[quote] Gelson's Potato Salad, served by Brendad Ickson.
Gelson's Potatoe Salad
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/06/2021|
Fat Whores Rejoice! 101 Cheap and Easy Meals
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/06/2021|
R181 She's also writing a historical book about Pensalvina.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/06/2021|
A Italian cook book titled: If you are rinsing your pasta, you're doing it wrong!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/06/2021|
A Harrison if Lowe’s sex doll
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/06/2021|
The all new DL line of scented sofa pillows. Ina Garten's fart pillows are our biggest seller!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/06/2021|
I am really going to be needing a "Sure Jan" Refridgerator magnet when I tell myself I'm only going to have a small piece of cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/06/2021|
Beef curtains! 100% polyester, meat patterned panels, sold in various sizes.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/06/2021|
Do you have any Oriental children? Their little hands work best for our delicates.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/06/2021|
Cathy Mitchell Dump Cookbooks box set.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/06/2021|
R191 See R175
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/06/2021|
cookie scented candles, cookie scented car airfresheners, cookie shaped keychains. cookies
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/06/2021|
A never bought 30 minute Cameo session with Matt the Lange loon talking about his mussy and showing you clips and gifs from Jessica’s terrible movies. Everything is divine! Last chance at $1.50.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/06/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/06/2021|
Chatterbait Mouse pads.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/06/2021|
Tuesdays are Senior Discount Day! After senior citizens are finished checking out, the cashiers enthusiastically exclaim, “See you next Tuesday!”
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/06/2021|
Have you seen this on Tik Tok? Watch this curated list of random favorites in the virtual center. Tuesday’s are. Analyze this Ass day (all ages welcome).
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/06/2021|
Tasteful Friends - a monthly periodical guaranteed to inspire the most discerning design enthusiasts. Available at the register as well as subscriptions available through Mediopolis.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/06/2021|
All known intact and extant copies of “Call Me Bitch—The Unauthorized Autobiography of Helen Lawson” several with obscene handwritten inscriptions.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/06/2021|
[quote] subscriptions available through Mediopolis.
There will invariably be glitches and/or duplicate charges.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/06/2021|
Unfinished Manuscript of “If I Did It” by Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/06/2021|
Flowy Gucci Silk Shirts, but unfortunately they’re in aisle 8.
Aisle 8 is closed because we just straightened up the merchandise and can we keep things neat and orderly for just one goddamned fucking minute???? I swear in Europe people shop with their eyes and don’t have to molest every fucking thing. You could help out around here, you know.
Go outside to shop. Rain and snow aren’t for everyone, but they’re good for your specific complexion issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/06/2021|
Reproductions of our famous sign:
Salesbottom Lounge—Staff and Tops Only
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/06/2021|
Hung Chinamen: A DL Pop-Up Book to prove the stereotype is not true
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/06/2021|
The Kaftko caftan line
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/06/2021|
Selections from the Zach Pinsent Collection.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/06/2021|
Dangling Tendrils - 100% genuine organic mindful Korean hair enhancers
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/06/2021|
Hey R203, CLEAN UP IN AISLE 8! Someone just took a steamy dump under the end cap rack of Gucci gaucho trousers.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/06/2021|
The Joe Manganiello date book - for all your scheduling needs
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/06/2021|
Oh look babe, penis extenders! Let’s get you one.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/06/2021|
Didn't Michfest have a commissary called The Kuntry Store?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/06/2021|
Items from Barbra Streisand’s mall.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/07/2021|
Those are ALL Chinese repos, R213, and YOU know it.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/07/2021|
"Anal Bleach is one sale in aisle one!" Announced over store intercom.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/07/2021|
I know someone who bought something from the Datalounge Gift Shop. And then he died.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/07/2021|
R15 --> R174
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/07/2021|
R151 --> R174
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/07/2021|
On the gift card carousel can be found pre-loaded gift cards for Once Around the Garden and Autumn Harvest.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/07/2021|
Boxed VHS sets of The Golden Girls
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/07/2021|
Complete DVD collections of the P&G soaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/07/2021|
Special limited edition of the Complete Guide to Bay Ridge Norwegian Catholics.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/07/2021|
Coffeetable book of Tommy DiDario's Instagram photos and musings.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/07/2021|
In which aisle is the Ann Miller "Hang in there Baby" Posters?
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/07/2021|
On sale now: tickets to the back room live sex show starring Dylan Geick and Micah Plath.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/07/2021|
Ann Miller "Hang in there Baby" posters.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/07/2021|
Hearing Aids? Or are they at the Datalounge Medical supply store?
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/07/2021|
The Gift Shop employees, in their uniforms.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/07/2021|
An amazing selection of coloful dresses in Miss Lindsey's Vintage Boutique.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/07/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/07/2021|
Complimentary bread pudding, boxed up to-go, with every order over $100.00.
Not difficult to do since everything is overpriced anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/07/2021|
We do NOT carry food items in this establishment anymore, Aisle Shitter @ R231!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/07/2021|
This is why we don't let Shitty Little Ann in the store any more....
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/07/2021|
I actually know a Brooklyn born Norwegian-American Catholic, R222. They actually existed ! He's in his 70s now and I've never met another. The weirdest possible Catholic ethnicity and to think there was a apparently more than a few in a Brooklyn neighborhood at one point.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/07/2021|
Thai Transparent Rice Noodles in our Oriental Section.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/07/2021|
Rulers embossed with the word VERIFICATIA
And this week's special in the snack bar: Sissy's Pizza Bread.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/07/2021|
Earrings. Buy them to go with your caftans.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/07/2021|
With an "Oh, Dear! Buck never would have spelled his name wrong." speech balloon coming out of Beth Jarret[bold]t[bold]'s mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/07/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/07/2021|
R238 Oh, dear!
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/07/2021|
Wigs by Wundy - WUND IS LOVE!
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/07/2021|
The following books
Bisexuality doesn't exist.
Drop the T
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/07/2021|
Erna™ brand toilet bowl cleaners.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/07/2021|
The EJ Dimera 13 x 8.5 dildo
For Master William and other hungry bottoms around the globe!
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/07/2021|
Director’s cut DVD set of The Sally Field Programme
Jon Hamm-cut trousers to enhance VPL
Sue Ellen Ewing line of decanters, flasks, and glassware
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/07/2021|
Frau-B-Gone spray, for when they just won't shut the fuck up!
One spray and your cubicle stays frau free for a month!
Use at home, work, in the grocery store or at Bath and Body Works! Fraus will instantly get a whiff of you and realize their emotional manipulations won't work, and will run off looking for another victim! No more "you're gay and single, you can totally stay late while I pick up Brittani from tuba practice!"
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/07/2021|
A "Sows At the Trough" jumbo-sized bib.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||03/07/2021|
The “Ginny from Billing” Halloween costume always sells out fast
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/07/2021|
101 Recipes For Potato Salad
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/07/2021|
"The Cuisine of Flyoverstan: How To Recreate Your Favorite Chain Restaurant Recipes At Home"
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/07/2021|
Datalounge Cologne and Aftershave: The Signature Scent For Confirmed Bachelors!
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/07/2021|
Not for sale is the sign on the door:
"No shopping between certain hours unless you pay the girl at the register cash upfront. And no, we are not going to tell you what those hours will be."
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/07/2021|
That's perfect R252
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/07/2021|
Woody and Mia and Family ragdolls. Collect the complete set!
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/07/2021|
You can always find Cheese Puffs in our Michfest Memories aisle, along with U-Go-Gurl urinals, Brother Sun t-shirts, vagina capes, and Squirrels = Death bumper stickers.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/07/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 256||03/07/2021|
Celebrity autographed photos!!
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/07/2021|
More Lysol and toilet paper than you can EVER use, an endless supply!!
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/07/2021|
My upside down pineapple cake!
|by Anonymous||reply 259||03/07/2021|
State your boundaries!! Complete sets, all FULLY adjustable - in the Sporting Goods Department!!
|by Anonymous||reply 260||03/07/2021|
259 Posts Later , Again I have to pick up the slack, you bitches are slipping ....
|by Anonymous||reply 261||03/07/2021|
To contend with the COVID 30 lb weight gain and consumption of the Dollar Tree Pound Cake
|by Anonymous||reply 262||03/07/2021|
Linsey Graham's face mask.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||03/07/2021|
And our special Sarah Jessica Parker bridal and tack clothing line, for the gal who likes to GALLOP around!
|by Anonymous||reply 264||03/07/2021|
The Fisher-Price See and Say For Young Gentlemen Who Dial The Phone With A Pencil
Including the new Adrian Leeds version!
Pull the cord and hear Adrian's special messages!
"You're in Paris, you don't need a huge refrigerator, you fat whore! Go to the market every day and get what you need!"
|by Anonymous||reply 265||03/07/2021|
Mandatory anal cavity inspection upon entering and leaving the store.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||03/07/2021|
The Ladybug night light in our Senatrice line.
For those times when you have a prostate flare at 3AM and need to find your way to the bathroom without waking your rentboy...er, gentleman caller!
|by Anonymous||reply 267||03/07/2021|
Towel sets for the Towel Dance!
|by Anonymous||reply 268||03/07/2021|
Listen and listen well.
All customers must purchase hospital slippers to enter the premises. Leave your shit-covered togs outside. We will NOT be held responsible for theft or vandalism of your footwear.
Aisle 8 is open. Don’t swing your hips, BILL, and keep your hands to yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||03/07/2021|
Nancy Drew board game. Pooch not included.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||03/07/2021|
The Linda Lavin musical key chain. For the eldergay that lost his keys, just snap your fingers and it sings "BOPPITY BOP!"
You can also alternate the phrase to say "TAHW-MMY!"
|by Anonymous||reply 271||03/07/2021|
[quote] Pooch not included.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||03/07/2021|
If you can't find what you were looking for, just ask our sales associate, JIMMMAAYYYY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 273||03/07/2021|
We now have a scale model of Jasmine Guy’s house. The Kirstie Alley action figure with ham tied to a string is sold separately.
In other totally unrelated news, NO, we don’t carry and never will carry MacKenzie-Childs. You need to grow the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||03/07/2021|
Because we have so many beautiful, tasteful things in our Gift Shoppe there has been an alarming rise in shoplifting! The young man below was caught with nearly $3,000 worth of merchandise on his way out the door! Naturally, our crack security team escorted him to the back and did a thorough cavity search. You never heard such a shouting match! The young man claimed they had no evidence on which to hold him, and he was going to sue for false arrest! The security team denied they had done anything improper. When the police finally arrived, the whole store could hear the repeated shouts of, "Pics or it didn't happen!"
|by Anonymous||reply 275||03/07/2021|
"As I just told you, we don't have any toilets. We just have Erna."
|by Anonymous||reply 276||03/07/2021|
[quote] Naturally, our crack security team escorted him to the back
Crack being the operative word.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||03/07/2021|
When Everyone’s Desperately Trying to See My Weenie: A Towel Dancer Locker Room Starter Kit
|by Anonymous||reply 278||03/07/2021|
Cookies air refresher, that way everyone will smell cookies, not just you!
|by Anonymous||reply 279||03/07/2021|
House with Bai Ling on the roof
|by Anonymous||reply 280||03/07/2021|
Everyone Wants to See My Weenie - A Beginner’s Guide to Towel Dancing
|by Anonymous||reply 281||03/07/2021|
On our special Let's Be... days we offer a 5% discount to all customers who participate in the daily theme! By popular demand, our "Let's Be an Insta-Whore Mondays" have been extended to include Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||03/07/2021|
[quote]Leave your shit-covered togs outside.
OMG -- people have to leave their clothes outside? Do you really want Dataloungers to shop in the altogether? Have you SEEN some of them?
|by Anonymous||reply 283||03/07/2021|
For R275: Exclusive hidden-camera footage from the back room.
|by Anonymous||reply 284||03/07/2021|
An exclusive deal for our One Day at a Time DL customers for a limited time only:
A Lock of Bonnie Franklin's pubic hair! Carefully obtained from one of Bonnie's dirty leotards and replicated using state-of-the-art cloning technology, a lock of Bonnie's cherry red pubes can be yours for only $9.95! Whether you keep it close to your heart in a locket or braid it into your own pubes for that on-the-go trip to the mall or the beach, Bonnie's pubes are yours!
And if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you an additional gift of an authentic Mackenzie Phillips autographed and hand painted coke spoon! Mackenzie is using DL as her exclusive distributor of these one-of-a-kind coke spoons. Your friends and relatives will be envious!
Call now 1-555-BAR-BARA, operators are standing by. Shipping and handling costs are $39.95 within the continental United States; Alaska, Hawaii, and American Samoa are $59.95.
What are you waiting for? Change your life today, DLers!
|by Anonymous||reply 285||03/07/2021|
For 5 dollars I'll put on an Ann Romano wig and slap you!
|by Anonymous||reply 286||03/07/2021|
Susan Dey's condolences cameo! - Coming Soon!
|by Anonymous||reply 287||03/07/2021|
[quote] Susan Dey's condolences cameo! - Coming Soon!
She's also selling plain white t-shirts. No logos, no writing, no images at R39.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||03/07/2021|
Lens Dunham signature pebbles
|by Anonymous||reply 289||03/07/2021|
“Hold Me, David” Snuggie blankets are back in stock!
|by Anonymous||reply 290||03/07/2021|
Shit bras, aisle 2.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||03/07/2021|
R291, is aisle 2 in the In the Ladies Lingerie Department at R33?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||03/07/2021|
No. Our shitbras are weapons, not lingerie.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||03/07/2021|
Deidre Hall’s full line of Awareness Ribbons, in blue, pink, yellow...no, not red.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||03/07/2021|
And the Crabwalking toy
|by Anonymous||reply 295||03/07/2021|
[quote] Red Weirdos.
Fortunately the store has the vending machine for it at R120.
|by Anonymous||reply 296||03/07/2021|
Tattoo removal kit (no guarantees if it works or not - Not Returnable)
|by Anonymous||reply 297||03/07/2021|
Just in: DAT's DA SUCK JOB! t-shirts and fridge magnets!
|by Anonymous||reply 298||03/07/2021|
Aaaiiiyeee! The Complete Wit and Wisdom of The Homosex Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 299||03/07/2021|
Also just in, by popular demand: "OH FANK YOU! You fixded my cheeseburger!” grilling aprons. Available in all sizes and hem lengths.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||03/07/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 301||03/07/2021|
[quote] Snack purses
R301, I will only buy them if they are Chrissy Metz brand snack purses as seen at R80/R81.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||03/07/2021|
Dart Boards featuring all your favorite OUT GAY male stars and politicians
* Dan Levy
* Zach Quinto
* Lee Pace
* Matt Bomer
* Andew Rannells
* Neil Patrick Harris
* Billy Eichner
* Jim Parsons
* Luke Evans
* Jonathan Groff
* Russell Tovey
* Jonathan Bennett
* Frankie Grande
* Pete Buttigieg
* Chasten Buttigieg
* Brian Simms
* Sean Patrick Maloney
[italic] Also available as voodoo dolls
|by Anonymous||reply 303||03/07/2021|
"No we don't have eldergay hours or discounts, but we are open on Sunday nights exclusively for sex addicts and whores to shop."
|by Anonymous||reply 304||03/07/2021|
Trivial Pursuit 80s Edition
|by Anonymous||reply 305||03/07/2021|
Where's Andy Cohen, R303?
|by Anonymous||reply 306||03/07/2021|
R306, they’re having trouble getting the eyes right
|by Anonymous||reply 307||03/07/2021|
A full line of Brian Sims Wear
Jockstraps, harness, and buttplug
|by Anonymous||reply 308||03/07/2021|
Special in the As Seen on TV section -- 10-week acting course taught by DL's favorite Smell The Fart actor Drake Hogestyn, with special assist from Ronn Moss.
|by Anonymous||reply 309||03/07/2021|
R244 is MEK still devastated but turning heartbreak into commerce with a best selling item.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||03/07/2021|
The new Bert Bauer's Good Leg line of prosthetics.
|by Anonymous||reply 311||03/07/2021|
Bryan Singer's Baby Sitting Guide
|by Anonymous||reply 312||03/07/2021|
Total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 313||03/07/2021|
Are we out of Lisa Beemer’s Let’s Roll! ™ Cinnamon Rolls?
|by Anonymous||reply 314||03/07/2021|
Meghan Markle crying towels
|by Anonymous||reply 315||03/07/2021|
Cathy Z Jones' "Z Youth Cosmetics"
|by Anonymous||reply 316||03/07/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 317||03/08/2021|
Now, Voyager - The Unabridged Script
|by Anonymous||reply 318||03/08/2021|
** Rulers embossed with the word VERIFICATIA**
|by Anonymous||reply 319||03/08/2021|
Just in: Autographed copies of "The Joy of Vicious Face Slapping" by Anonymous (the sequel to his 2015 DL best-seller, "The Joy of Face Slapping").
|by Anonymous||reply 320||03/08/2021|
[quote] I for one cannot imagine wanting there to be MORE humans on this planet. There are already way, way too many. More abortions, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 321||03/08/2021|
A 🛎 shaped toy that plays the corresponding theme song version of Alice depending on how many times you hit the button (press one time for season 1 version), etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 322||03/08/2021|
R322, is that sold along with the The Linda Lavin musical key chain at R271?
|by Anonymous||reply 323||03/08/2021|
The Max Gail bulge poster and ass poster will far outsell the Farrah poster!
Coming soon: The lifelike Max dildo.....
|by Anonymous||reply 324||03/08/2021|
The household contents of the girl I knew who posted to Datalounge. But then she died.
|by Anonymous||reply 325||03/08/2021|
Book an hour in the Interior Delusions Lounge and watch gay men of all ages argue their opinions about which actresses they consider beautiful and talented. Available 24 hours a day.
|by Anonymous||reply 326||03/08/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 327||03/08/2021|
IPODS with the best selection of music for those last minutes of life.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||03/08/2021|
Joel purity rings are available at the checkout counter by the other impulse buys.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||03/08/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 330||03/08/2021|
The quote is “You ARE a whore, darlin.’”
|by Anonymous||reply 331||03/09/2021|
“This is not a Bed & Breakfast” doormats.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||03/09/2021|
A collection of Tasteful Friends note cards and stationery featuring only The Best images from our many threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||03/09/2021|
[quote]Meghan Markle crying towels
R315, they're called "Duchess Success Boo Hoo Do Rags."
$650 for small, $1,150 for the full Queen-Size Full-Victim version.
|by Anonymous||reply 334||03/09/2021|
Hot off the presses: The Troll Handbook
How to start stupid threads about cartoons and royals to scare people away from Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 335||03/09/2021|
Only in the Datalounge Gift Shoppe, a special blend of Formula-409, guaranteed to clean up any nacreaous layer of permacum.
|by Anonymous||reply 336||03/10/2021|
Gin, despair and regret now available in value sized party buckets.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||03/10/2021|
Why would you want to “clean up” a nacreous layer of permacum?
|by Anonymous||reply 338||03/10/2021|
Latest edition to the DL bookshelf:
The Eldergay's Guide to Group Sex: From Orgy Etiquette to Removing Santorum from Furniture -Everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask on Datalounge because , well, you know...
|by Anonymous||reply 339||04/03/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 340||04/03/2021|
Barbara Perkins photos of the world can be yours for a reasonable price.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||04/03/2021|
Tony Parkins would like his "e" back.
|by Anonymous||reply 342||04/03/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 343||04/03/2021|
Are they for a grow-your-own-Trump-dildo, R343?
|by Anonymous||reply 344||04/03/2021|
The "Princess Diana Death Scream" Maxi Single by Junior Vasquez
|by Anonymous||reply 345||04/03/2021|
NEW: The DEAD TO ME Game!
Recreate all the excitement of Datalounge offline with your very own DEAD TO ME board game. Players trade celebrity death cards which contain revealing photos of DL favorites, place bets in the Celebrity Death Pool, and battle over who started the first thread. Steal another player's DTM thread by dreaming up impossible stories of how you had sex with the late celeb!Earn bonus points by being the first to cry out, "So young!" It's fun for (presenting) hole family!
|by Anonymous||reply 346||05/04/2021|
The Countess De Lave's Bromide Infused Gin.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||05/04/2021|