What else is being offered there?
Carol Channing corn cob holders
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 6, 2021 6:43 PM |
Hear hear, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 6, 2021 6:48 PM |
A mug with all the pussies of the Golden Girls displayed.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 6, 2021 6:52 PM |
Food
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 6, 2021 6:53 PM |
Cuomo Dildos
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 6, 2021 6:57 PM |
Stevie Nicks' Kickin' Boots, for shattering cunt bones everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 6, 2021 7:49 PM |
Gold flatware, for that elevated dining experience - be it falafels or flesh!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 6, 2021 9:13 PM |
Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 6, 2021 9:19 PM |
Coming soon - featured frocks from the Hefty Hideaway line!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 6, 2021 9:24 PM |
Just in: a complete range of British royal family "action" figures. The male dolls are anatomically correct, down to the presence (or not) of foreskins. The princesses come with optional martial arts clothing for all the imaginary cat fights their new owners have planned. In a controversial move, the manufacturer has designed the crown so it won't stay on any head other than the Queen's. Magnetic inserts prevent the Camilla doll from wearing any of the optional crowns or tiaras.
Harry and Meghan dolls not included.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 6, 2021 9:40 PM |
Caftans....so many caftans.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 6, 2021 9:43 PM |
[quote] The male dolls are anatomically correct, down to the presence (or not) of foreskins
I really need the Trudeau and Macron versions of these dolls.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 6, 2021 9:44 PM |
Corn? When did I eat corn??
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 6, 2021 9:45 PM |
Ha ha ha! I'll say! - Merlot
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 6, 2021 9:46 PM |
Armie Hammer cutlery.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 6, 2021 9:46 PM |
[quote] Ha ha ha! I'll say! - Merlot
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 6, 2021 9:49 PM |
Pancakes Barbara!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 6, 2021 9:51 PM |
Signed photos of Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 6, 2021 9:52 PM |
The shop manager who always tries to cop a feel.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 6, 2021 9:53 PM |
T-shirts reading, "I Was Going to Go to Another Gift Shop But Gary Morton Talked Me Out Of It."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 6, 2021 9:53 PM |
Sleepover kits for when your neighbor's son is just too tired to go back to his own house. The standard kit includes toothbrush, toothpaste, a brush, razor and shaving cream, and a 6oz. bottle of lube. The luxury kit adds a small butt plug and upgraded lube.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 6, 2021 9:53 PM |
Several GAP store CDs are available, including GAP: A NEW GROOVE by Madonna and Missy Elliott from July 2003!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 6, 2021 9:55 PM |
The problem with the Datalounge gift shop is that every time you turn around they are restocking the shelves with old items from 2015!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 6, 2021 9:57 PM |
Cans of Cake Frosting
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 6, 2021 9:58 PM |
R18 at least TRY to read the thread before posting, toots.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 6, 2021 9:58 PM |
Cak.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 6, 2021 9:58 PM |
Kirker's closed thrift store junk.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 6, 2021 9:59 PM |
[quote] Cak.
Graxy.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 6, 2021 9:59 PM |
"Quiter!" headstones designed by LittleRock.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 6, 2021 10:01 PM |
In the Ladies Lingerie Department, Shitbras by Melissa Gilbert!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 6, 2021 10:03 PM |
Erna and PPPSM friendship bracelets.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 6, 2021 10:04 PM |
A book of poems by Russ to Libby.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 6, 2021 10:05 PM |
Old people's excrement.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 6, 2021 10:06 PM |
Unlike most shops, the DL Gift Shop proudly put all the porn in a tasteful display at the front. And with the four 80-inch screens playing demos all the time, you really get that homey feel.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 6, 2021 10:08 PM |
The Best of Helen Lawson DVD set.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 6, 2021 10:09 PM |
Plain white t-shirts. No logos, no writing, no images.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 6, 2021 10:12 PM |
Still by Christopher Reeve
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 6, 2021 10:13 PM |
Luke Evans Thirstade.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 6, 2021 10:14 PM |
[quote] The Best of Helen Lawson DVD set.
After you listen to the one song, is the rest silence?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 6, 2021 10:14 PM |
There should be a coffee bar attached, where B and C list celebrities read their poetry and answer questions.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 6, 2021 10:15 PM |
[quote]Carol Channing corn cob holders
Hey nah, carn cab halders is MAH racket!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 6, 2021 10:19 PM |
Video tape rentals. But only for Faye Dunaway so she can return mlvies via her trademarked honk-and-toss.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 6, 2021 10:21 PM |
Grammar troll dolls.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 6, 2021 10:23 PM |
Naya Rivera swim floaties.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 6, 2021 10:24 PM |
A limited range of greeting cards, mainly limited to ones stating, "I Condole You."
Coming soon: A capsule collection of Tasteful Friends (TM) merch, including charcuterie boards, Italian pasta (not to be drained), and throw rugs made of the finest Persian wool to cover one's hardwood floors.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 6, 2021 10:26 PM |
MissHelenBedd bedding collection.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 6, 2021 10:26 PM |
The How to Win Friends and Influence People revised edition, now with a foreword by Meghan Markle.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 6, 2021 10:27 PM |
SteveS porn.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 6, 2021 10:27 PM |
Seeds for planting your own tree that you can watch grow.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 6, 2021 10:28 PM |
Latinagirl soap box boxes!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 6, 2021 10:28 PM |
[quote] Naya Rivera swim floaties.
Designed for brackish water.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 6, 2021 10:29 PM |
NOODLES noodles.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 6, 2021 10:30 PM |
Denny Scott photographs, suitable for framing.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 6, 2021 10:37 PM |
New arrivals weekly in Madonna’s African Baby Boutique.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 6, 2021 10:38 PM |
360 VR video of the Labia Lounge of an Olivia Cruise
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 6, 2021 10:41 PM |
Ramsey brand garottes.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 6, 2021 10:43 PM |
Coffee mugs from old, failed soap operas like Passions and Texas.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 6, 2021 10:48 PM |
A Circular Glass Refrigerated Display Case featuring a varied selection of nut loaf
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 6, 2021 10:48 PM |
And Max Gail will be at the grand opening!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 6, 2021 10:48 PM |
And Max Grand will be sharing his opening -presenting hole to the first 100 customers!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 6, 2021 10:49 PM |
What do you mean, you don’t carry Pepsi here? Don’t fuck with me, fellas!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 6, 2021 10:49 PM |
“Tina, Bring Me the Axe” men’s cologne.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 6, 2021 10:51 PM |
Once Around the Garden with Erna.....on an extra large Crop top T or Caftan
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 6, 2021 10:54 PM |
Be sure to pick up a copy of The Girl’s Guide to Tucking Your Dick by Caitlyn Jenner.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 6, 2021 10:54 PM |
Cockgobbler Blow Up Dolls - Gobble Gobble
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 6, 2021 10:59 PM |
Julianne Moore. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 6, 2021 10:59 PM |
The Official Datalounge Cookbook
Every recipe that's been presented here over the years from Kwanzaa Cak to Cum Cookies!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 6, 2021 11:01 PM |
Telephone dialer pencils encrusted with fake diamonds.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 6, 2021 11:03 PM |
[quote] The Official Datalounge Cookbook
It's...it's a cookbook!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 6, 2021 11:03 PM |
Sarah Jessica Parker horse shoes, with matching feed bags.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 6, 2021 11:07 PM |
Dollar Tree pound cake!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 6, 2021 11:09 PM |
Don't forget the loaded baked potato bar!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 6, 2021 11:10 PM |
Helenesque
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 6, 2021 11:28 PM |
Chrissy Metz Snack Purses.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 6, 2021 11:30 PM |
Chrissy Metz snack purses - METZ BAGZ - also available in 80's pastels and fluorescents
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 6, 2021 11:32 PM |
Many, many boxes of pron.
Some of it featuring Lens Dunham.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 6, 2021 11:33 PM |
Dr. Dunaway's children's book - "Little Gay Boys"
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 6, 2021 11:36 PM |
Added store feature:
In store Loons who knock over your shopping cart and stomp on your items and insist that you like and only purchase things THEY like because your items are awful and they're never wrong and if you disagree they'll just put on disguise and return to torture you while the store manager does nothing except put a line through their name and gives them a new "funny" name indicating they're a naughty little loon.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 6, 2021 11:37 PM |
Shitty Little Anne diapers
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 6, 2021 11:38 PM |
Is the Patsy Ramsey doll house complete add on basement still sold out?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 6, 2021 11:39 PM |
Joey Luft's Bedazzled clothing line.
Available in one color.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 6, 2021 11:40 PM |
Statement jewelry
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 6, 2021 11:41 PM |
Tub Girl Bath Bombs
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 6, 2021 11:43 PM |
Excuse me, are little boys’ pants half off today?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 6, 2021 11:44 PM |
Lea Michele Air Freshener "Ripper Tripper"
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 6, 2021 11:44 PM |
Frozen turkey meatballs.
Pasta drainers.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 6, 2021 11:46 PM |
Replicas of Glenn's Oscar.
Oh, wait.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 6, 2021 11:47 PM |
Drawer opossums
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 6, 2021 11:49 PM |
Rock'em-Sock'em 'M' & 'G' Play Set!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 6, 2021 11:49 PM |
Canes.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 6, 2021 11:50 PM |
Buck Jarret Rule Book for Dummies
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 6, 2021 11:52 PM |
Breakfast special on the mezzanine - non-event toast. Get it while it lasts!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 7, 2021 12:02 AM |
R102, are you also R9?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 7, 2021 12:13 AM |
Blow-up fag hags.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 7, 2021 12:13 AM |
Also paper cut-outs of straight female lurkers.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 7, 2021 12:16 AM |
[quote] Blow-up fag hags.
That use to be my hobby, but I haven't done it since university.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 7, 2021 12:17 AM |
Copious amounts of pot, silly
a take-out area featuring food from the Olive Garden
Sweater mugs for fibromyalgia sufferers
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 7, 2021 12:17 AM |
Postcards from the edge.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 7, 2021 12:17 AM |
Suzanne Sommers' cum stained panties from that time I finger fucked her in the Bellagio fountains!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 7, 2021 12:21 AM |
Two-handed cradle mugs.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 7, 2021 12:21 AM |
Non-DLers would mistake them for cream soup bowls, r110.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 7, 2021 12:25 AM |
A cloth bag, like a child would carry
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 7, 2021 12:34 AM |
Olivia de Havilland bobblehead dolls.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 7, 2021 12:35 AM |
Jayne Mansfield's decapitated head!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 7, 2021 12:36 AM |
Signed copies of "Fags I Have Known" by Lee Radziwill.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 7, 2021 12:37 AM |
A Danny Thomas coffee table book.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 7, 2021 12:38 AM |
[quote]Non-DLers would mistake them for cream soup bowls, [R110].
Why would Non-DLers be in the gift shop?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 7, 2021 12:39 AM |
[quote]A mug with all the pussies of the Golden Girls displayed.
I don't remember ever having a cat.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 7, 2021 12:39 AM |
[quote] Jayne Mansfield's decapitated head! —Too dark?
Not too dark. That's just the asphalt. It can be washed off.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 7, 2021 12:39 AM |
A Red Weirdo vending machine.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 7, 2021 12:40 AM |
The Amy Klobuchar Salad Comb Collection!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 7, 2021 12:41 AM |
The Lucille Ball "Ya call this coffee?!!?" brewing station.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 7, 2021 12:45 AM |
A link to why your pussy might stink. For Kellyanne, Kayleigh, Sarah McHuckleberries, et al.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 7, 2021 12:46 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow's freshly steamed vagina!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 7, 2021 12:58 AM |
Antique fainting couches
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 7, 2021 12:59 AM |
You will find the overweight closeted cashier, who when you bring up your purchase to him, peers over his half-glasses and smirks, "Have you found a treasure?"
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 7, 2021 1:02 AM |
The Julia Sugarbaker Halloween Costume!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 7, 2021 1:07 AM |
Highpoint coffee? That’s aisles 6, 7, and 8
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 7, 2021 1:11 AM |
Kathy cartoon PJs! (Sizes start at XXXXL and go up from there)
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 7, 2021 1:14 AM |
Mein Fuhrer mugs for the duplicate thread troll.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 7, 2021 1:26 AM |
R130 We sell that in the Flavah Cafe, of course!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 7, 2021 2:06 AM |
I'm the "𝑳𝒆𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆..." board game.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 7, 2021 2:08 AM |
I'm the DVD's of the hit series "Sumerian Housewives."
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 7, 2021 2:10 AM |
[Bold] "Hi Georgia" - The latest fragrance from, me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 7, 2021 2:21 AM |
[quote] I'm the DVD's of the hit series "Sumerian Housewives."
Farmwives!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 7, 2021 2:25 AM |
Marriage certificates with the groom's name free for each DL-er to fill in and, of course, the bride's name is Judy Garland.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 7, 2021 2:28 AM |
In addition to the large screens showing non-stop pron, there is another giant TV showing video clips from the original production of Follies. It cannot be turned off.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 7, 2021 2:31 AM |
“Sir, where can I find this shirt?” “It’s next to the caftans and traffic cones!”
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 7, 2021 2:31 AM |
Joan Crawfords used douche bags.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 7, 2021 2:33 AM |
Let's not forget all those great fridge magnets:
I BRAKE FOR PRON
I WANT CAK
MORE ICE
PRESENT HOLE
and the ever-popular
OH, DEAR!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 7, 2021 2:38 AM |
Next to the double ended dildos and leather scented candles!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 7, 2021 2:40 AM |
Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 7, 2021 2:51 AM |
I understand that a man who used to park behind the story sold blow-up Muriel punching bags (the kind that would tip over and then right itself, rolling back up) but he disappeared around the time someone spilled those nasty organ meats off a truck or something back there.
They tried to hose it all down but you can still see the stains.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 7, 2021 2:54 AM |
[quote] Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
To complement the coffee table book at R116.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 7, 2021 2:55 AM |
The Guess Your Age booth, where for just one quarter the magic mirror will swear you look ten years younger!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 7, 2021 3:08 AM |
Signed posters of David Cassidy, Christopher Atkins and other teenage pinup boys of the 70s and 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 7, 2021 3:10 AM |
Tasteful Friends coffee table books
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 7, 2021 3:11 AM |
Heavy duty plungers for those massive Kirker Klogs moments.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 7, 2021 3:15 AM |
A Datalounge original: The Eldergay Collection
A tasteful collection of items designed with our over-thirty members in mind. Our 2021 lineup includes CDs by Barbra, Bette, and Judy, DVDs of Bette Davis and Joan Crawford films, and our highest-quality caftans in sizes XXXL and up. We know how much our Eldergay customers value good service, so we have hired and trained exclusive sales consultants for this department.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 7, 2021 3:19 AM |
I hope the shopping cart gave keyboards attached so shoppers can cry, "I'm shopping as I type!"
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 7, 2021 3:19 AM |
Autographed Brendad Ickson portraits
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 7, 2021 3:22 AM |
Lens Dunham's labia majora and minora plaster casting set. Bejeweling set sold separately.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 7, 2021 3:27 AM |
Canned lard in case lube sells out
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 7, 2021 3:40 AM |
Refrigerator magnets featuring the best of Post Pictures of Hot Gay/Bi Guys
The Die in a Grease Fire cookbook
Coasters from Pimpernel with the Instaho of the week on them
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 7, 2021 3:40 AM |
Disco bisuts
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 7, 2021 3:40 AM |
[quote] Canned lard
That also describes many of the shoppers at the Datalounge Gift Shop.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 7, 2021 3:42 AM |
R163 Indeed
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 7, 2021 3:43 AM |
The "White Me Are So Stupid" Collection - Mugs, Aprons, Refrigerator Magnets, Tee Shirts, Fanny Packs, and Other Decotive Items with the DL's Fave Expression of Contempt Towards.... Who Knows?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 7, 2021 3:45 AM |
How to Develop a Sense of Humor (Special Lesbian Edition)
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 7, 2021 3:49 AM |
[quote] How to Develop a Sense of Humor (Special Lesbian Edition)
It gathers dust on the shelf.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 7, 2021 3:50 AM |
"The [bold]Oh, Dear[/bold] Guide to Pre-Remedial English for the Illiterate, Stupid &/Or Lazy"
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 7, 2021 3:51 AM |
White belts in honor of White Belt Man
“Who’ll stop the rain” King Kong embroidered throw pillows.
Giant Duke’s Mayonnaise pop art posters.
“I like blue” t-shirts
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 7, 2021 3:57 AM |
[quote]Carol Channing corn cob holders
They're right next to the Ann Miller Cahrn Cob Holders.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 7, 2021 3:59 AM |
Russian Troll Dolls that talk propaganda all the time every time. "Hi, I'm a life long Democrat but..."
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 7, 2021 4:00 AM |
In the Cookery Section of our Book Nook Shelves:
"10,001 Slow-Cooker Recipes for the Ignorant Non-Cook"
"Load Me Up - Fully: The DL Guide to Lesbian Baked Potato Wrangling & Heaping"
"The Surprise Anal Diet - Fresh and Ready to Serve"
"The Ragin' Vegan: Turn YOUR Fad Dietary Fantasies into Social Shaming Triumph"
"Fish 4 Pussies. Keeping Your Feline Fur Puff Fat & Full"
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 7, 2021 4:00 AM |
An array of cheap florescent lipstick from Lipstick Alley.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 7, 2021 4:01 AM |
Tasteful Friends coffee table book.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 7, 2021 4:02 AM |
Boxed Dump Cakes right next to the dump pies and dump casseroles.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 7, 2021 4:04 AM |
The Book of EST audio edition.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 7, 2021 4:04 AM |
Newest additions to the book department —
Who Was that Cunt? A Debra Messing Tell-All with a Forward by Megan Mullally
Fat Whores, Rejoice! More Recipes from the DL
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 7, 2021 4:11 AM |
[quote] Danny Thomas Breakfast Tables. Smudge-Proof Glass Tops cost extra.
And don't forget the "Make Boom for Daddy" DVDs.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 7, 2021 4:13 AM |
Gelson's Potato Salad, served by Brendad Ickson.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 7, 2021 4:14 AM |
[quote] And don't forget the "Make Boom for Daddy" DVDs.
That's what dad says when he's getting ready to stick his dick up my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 7, 2021 4:16 AM |
[quote] Gelson's Potato Salad, served by Brendad Ickson.
Gelson's Potatoe Salad
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 7, 2021 4:17 AM |
Fat Whores Rejoice! 101 Cheap and Easy Meals
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 7, 2021 4:17 AM |
R181 She's also writing a historical book about Pensalvina.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 7, 2021 4:18 AM |
A Italian cook book titled: If you are rinsing your pasta, you're doing it wrong!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 7, 2021 4:22 AM |
A Harrison if Lowe’s sex doll
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 7, 2021 4:29 AM |
*of
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 7, 2021 4:29 AM |
The all new DL line of scented sofa pillows. Ina Garten's fart pillows are our biggest seller!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 7, 2021 4:38 AM |
I am really going to be needing a "Sure Jan" Refridgerator magnet when I tell myself I'm only going to have a small piece of cake.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 7, 2021 4:42 AM |
Beef curtains! 100% polyester, meat patterned panels, sold in various sizes.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 7, 2021 4:43 AM |
Do you have any Oriental children? Their little hands work best for our delicates.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 7, 2021 4:46 AM |
Cathy Mitchell Dump Cookbooks box set.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 7, 2021 4:47 AM |
R191 See R175
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 7, 2021 4:50 AM |
cookie scented candles, cookie scented car airfresheners, cookie shaped keychains. cookies
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 7, 2021 4:55 AM |
A never bought 30 minute Cameo session with Matt the Lange loon talking about his mussy and showing you clips and gifs from Jessica’s terrible movies. Everything is divine! Last chance at $1.50.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 7, 2021 4:58 AM |
Feet?
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 7, 2021 5:03 AM |
Chatterbait Mouse pads.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 7, 2021 5:04 AM |
Tuesdays are Senior Discount Day! After senior citizens are finished checking out, the cashiers enthusiastically exclaim, “See you next Tuesday!”
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 7, 2021 5:06 AM |
Have you seen this on Tik Tok? Watch this curated list of random favorites in the virtual center. Tuesday’s are. Analyze this Ass day (all ages welcome).
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 7, 2021 5:11 AM |
Tasteful Friends - a monthly periodical guaranteed to inspire the most discerning design enthusiasts. Available at the register as well as subscriptions available through Mediopolis.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 7, 2021 5:15 AM |
All known intact and extant copies of “Call Me Bitch—The Unauthorized Autobiography of Helen Lawson” several with obscene handwritten inscriptions.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 7, 2021 5:16 AM |
[quote] subscriptions available through Mediopolis.
There will invariably be glitches and/or duplicate charges.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 7, 2021 5:17 AM |
Unfinished Manuscript of “If I Did It” by Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder CO.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 7, 2021 5:19 AM |
Flowy Gucci Silk Shirts, but unfortunately they’re in aisle 8.
Aisle 8 is closed because we just straightened up the merchandise and can we keep things neat and orderly for just one goddamned fucking minute???? I swear in Europe people shop with their eyes and don’t have to molest every fucking thing. You could help out around here, you know.
Go outside to shop. Rain and snow aren’t for everyone, but they’re good for your specific complexion issues.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 7, 2021 5:30 AM |
Reproductions of our famous sign:
Salesbottom Lounge—Staff and Tops Only
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 7, 2021 5:33 AM |
Hung Chinamen: A DL Pop-Up Book to prove the stereotype is not true
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 7, 2021 5:43 AM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 7, 2021 5:58 AM |
Dangling Tendrils - 100% genuine organic mindful Korean hair enhancers
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 7, 2021 6:00 AM |
Hey R203, CLEAN UP IN AISLE 8! Someone just took a steamy dump under the end cap rack of Gucci gaucho trousers.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 7, 2021 6:00 AM |
The Joe Manganiello date book - for all your scheduling needs
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 7, 2021 6:03 AM |
Oh look babe, penis extenders! Let’s get you one.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 7, 2021 6:24 AM |
Didn't Michfest have a commissary called The Kuntry Store?
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 7, 2021 7:32 AM |
Items from Barbra Streisand’s mall.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 7, 2021 8:08 AM |
Those are ALL Chinese repos, R213, and YOU know it.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 7, 2021 8:22 AM |
"Anal Bleach is one sale in aisle one!" Announced over store intercom.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 7, 2021 8:38 AM |
I know someone who bought something from the Datalounge Gift Shop. And then he died.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 7, 2021 9:38 AM |
R15 --> R174
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 7, 2021 10:44 AM |
R151 --> R174
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 7, 2021 10:44 AM |
On the gift card carousel can be found pre-loaded gift cards for Once Around the Garden and Autumn Harvest.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 7, 2021 10:48 AM |
Boxed VHS sets of The Golden Girls
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 7, 2021 10:51 AM |
Complete DVD collections of the P&G soaps.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 7, 2021 11:11 AM |
Special limited edition of the Complete Guide to Bay Ridge Norwegian Catholics.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 7, 2021 11:14 AM |
Coffeetable book of Tommy DiDario's Instagram photos and musings.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 7, 2021 11:17 AM |
In which aisle is the Ann Miller "Hang in there Baby" Posters?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 7, 2021 12:06 PM |
On sale now: tickets to the back room live sex show starring Dylan Geick and Micah Plath.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 7, 2021 12:14 PM |
Ann Miller "Hang in there Baby" posters.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 7, 2021 12:18 PM |
Hearing Aids? Or are they at the Datalounge Medical supply store?
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 7, 2021 12:27 PM |
An amazing selection of coloful dresses in Miss Lindsey's Vintage Boutique.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 7, 2021 1:05 PM |
^colorful
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 7, 2021 1:05 PM |
Complimentary bread pudding, boxed up to-go, with every order over $100.00.
Not difficult to do since everything is overpriced anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 7, 2021 1:14 PM |
We do NOT carry food items in this establishment anymore, Aisle Shitter @ R231!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 7, 2021 1:18 PM |
This is why we don't let Shitty Little Ann in the store any more....
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 7, 2021 1:28 PM |
I actually know a Brooklyn born Norwegian-American Catholic, R222. They actually existed ! He's in his 70s now and I've never met another. The weirdest possible Catholic ethnicity and to think there was a apparently more than a few in a Brooklyn neighborhood at one point.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 7, 2021 1:40 PM |
Thai Transparent Rice Noodles in our Oriental Section.
Multipurpose.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 7, 2021 1:42 PM |
Rulers embossed with the word VERIFICATIA
Clutchable pearls
And this week's special in the snack bar: Sissy's Pizza Bread.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 7, 2021 1:42 PM |
Earrings. Buy them to go with your caftans.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 7, 2021 1:44 PM |
[quote]Buck Jarret
With an "Oh, Dear! Buck never would have spelled his name wrong." speech balloon coming out of Beth Jarret[bold]t[bold]'s mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 7, 2021 1:46 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 7, 2021 1:47 PM |
R238 Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 7, 2021 1:47 PM |
The following books
Bisexuality doesn't exist.
Drop the T
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 7, 2021 1:54 PM |
Erna™ brand toilet bowl cleaners.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 7, 2021 1:55 PM |
The EJ Dimera 13 x 8.5 dildo
For Master William and other hungry bottoms around the globe!
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 7, 2021 2:42 PM |
Director’s cut DVD set of The Sally Field Programme
Jon Hamm-cut trousers to enhance VPL
Sue Ellen Ewing line of decanters, flasks, and glassware
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 7, 2021 2:45 PM |
Frau-B-Gone spray, for when they just won't shut the fuck up!
One spray and your cubicle stays frau free for a month!
Use at home, work, in the grocery store or at Bath and Body Works! Fraus will instantly get a whiff of you and realize their emotional manipulations won't work, and will run off looking for another victim! No more "you're gay and single, you can totally stay late while I pick up Brittani from tuba practice!"
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 7, 2021 2:48 PM |
A "Sows At the Trough" jumbo-sized bib.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 7, 2021 2:52 PM |
The “Ginny from Billing” Halloween costume always sells out fast
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 7, 2021 2:53 PM |
101 Recipes For Potato Salad
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 7, 2021 2:53 PM |
"The Cuisine of Flyoverstan: How To Recreate Your Favorite Chain Restaurant Recipes At Home"
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 7, 2021 2:55 PM |
Datalounge Cologne and Aftershave: The Signature Scent For Confirmed Bachelors!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 7, 2021 2:56 PM |
Not for sale is the sign on the door:
"No shopping between certain hours unless you pay the girl at the register cash upfront. And no, we are not going to tell you what those hours will be."
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 7, 2021 3:01 PM |
That's perfect R252
Well done.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 7, 2021 3:03 PM |
Woody and Mia and Family ragdolls. Collect the complete set!
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 7, 2021 3:03 PM |
You can always find Cheese Puffs in our Michfest Memories aisle, along with U-Go-Gurl urinals, Brother Sun t-shirts, vagina capes, and Squirrels = Death bumper stickers.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 7, 2021 3:04 PM |
More Lysol and toilet paper than you can EVER use, an endless supply!!
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 7, 2021 3:17 PM |
My upside down pineapple cake!
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 7, 2021 3:20 PM |
State your boundaries!! Complete sets, all FULLY adjustable - in the Sporting Goods Department!!
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 7, 2021 3:23 PM |
259 Posts Later , Again I have to pick up the slack, you bitches are slipping ....
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 7, 2021 3:23 PM |
To contend with the COVID 30 lb weight gain and consumption of the Dollar Tree Pound Cake
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 7, 2021 3:29 PM |
Linsey Graham's face mask.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 7, 2021 3:31 PM |
And our special Sarah Jessica Parker bridal and tack clothing line, for the gal who likes to GALLOP around!
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 7, 2021 3:46 PM |
The Fisher-Price See and Say For Young Gentlemen Who Dial The Phone With A Pencil
Including the new Adrian Leeds version!
Pull the cord and hear Adrian's special messages!
"You're in Paris, you don't need a huge refrigerator, you fat whore! Go to the market every day and get what you need!"
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 7, 2021 3:57 PM |
Mandatory anal cavity inspection upon entering and leaving the store.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 7, 2021 3:58 PM |
The Ladybug night light in our Senatrice line.
For those times when you have a prostate flare at 3AM and need to find your way to the bathroom without waking your rentboy...er, gentleman caller!
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 7, 2021 4:06 PM |
Towel sets for the Towel Dance!
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 7, 2021 4:07 PM |
Listen and listen well.
All customers must purchase hospital slippers to enter the premises. Leave your shit-covered togs outside. We will NOT be held responsible for theft or vandalism of your footwear.
Aisle 8 is open. Don’t swing your hips, BILL, and keep your hands to yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 7, 2021 4:09 PM |
The Linda Lavin musical key chain. For the eldergay that lost his keys, just snap your fingers and it sings "BOPPITY BOP!"
You can also alternate the phrase to say "TAHW-MMY!"
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 7, 2021 4:16 PM |
[quote] Pooch not included.
Asta?
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 7, 2021 4:17 PM |
If you can't find what you were looking for, just ask our sales associate, JIMMMAAYYYY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 7, 2021 4:18 PM |
We now have a scale model of Jasmine Guy’s house. The Kirstie Alley action figure with ham tied to a string is sold separately.
In other totally unrelated news, NO, we don’t carry and never will carry MacKenzie-Childs. You need to grow the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 7, 2021 4:31 PM |
Because we have so many beautiful, tasteful things in our Gift Shoppe there has been an alarming rise in shoplifting! The young man below was caught with nearly $3,000 worth of merchandise on his way out the door! Naturally, our crack security team escorted him to the back and did a thorough cavity search. You never heard such a shouting match! The young man claimed they had no evidence on which to hold him, and he was going to sue for false arrest! The security team denied they had done anything improper. When the police finally arrived, the whole store could hear the repeated shouts of, "Pics or it didn't happen!"
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 7, 2021 4:54 PM |
"As I just told you, we don't have any toilets. We just have Erna."
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 7, 2021 4:58 PM |
[quote] Naturally, our crack security team escorted him to the back
Crack being the operative word.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 7, 2021 5:02 PM |
When Everyone’s Desperately Trying to See My Weenie: A Towel Dancer Locker Room Starter Kit
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 7, 2021 5:10 PM |
Cookies air refresher, that way everyone will smell cookies, not just you!
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 7, 2021 5:11 PM |
House with Bai Ling on the roof
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 7, 2021 5:14 PM |
Everyone Wants to See My Weenie - A Beginner’s Guide to Towel Dancing
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 7, 2021 5:19 PM |
On our special Let's Be... days we offer a 5% discount to all customers who participate in the daily theme! By popular demand, our "Let's Be an Insta-Whore Mondays" have been extended to include Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 7, 2021 5:20 PM |
[quote]Leave your shit-covered togs outside.
OMG -- people have to leave their clothes outside? Do you really want Dataloungers to shop in the altogether? Have you SEEN some of them?
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 7, 2021 5:26 PM |
For R275: Exclusive hidden-camera footage from the back room.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 7, 2021 5:28 PM |
An exclusive deal for our One Day at a Time DL customers for a limited time only:
A Lock of Bonnie Franklin's pubic hair! Carefully obtained from one of Bonnie's dirty leotards and replicated using state-of-the-art cloning technology, a lock of Bonnie's cherry red pubes can be yours for only $9.95! Whether you keep it close to your heart in a locket or braid it into your own pubes for that on-the-go trip to the mall or the beach, Bonnie's pubes are yours!
And if you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll give you an additional gift of an authentic Mackenzie Phillips autographed and hand painted coke spoon! Mackenzie is using DL as her exclusive distributor of these one-of-a-kind coke spoons. Your friends and relatives will be envious!
Call now 1-555-BAR-BARA, operators are standing by. Shipping and handling costs are $39.95 within the continental United States; Alaska, Hawaii, and American Samoa are $59.95.
What are you waiting for? Change your life today, DLers!
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 7, 2021 5:46 PM |
For 5 dollars I'll put on an Ann Romano wig and slap you!
by Anonymous | reply 286 | March 7, 2021 6:14 PM |
Susan Dey's condolences cameo! - Coming Soon!
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 7, 2021 6:36 PM |
[quote] Susan Dey's condolences cameo! - Coming Soon!
She's also selling plain white t-shirts. No logos, no writing, no images at R39.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | March 7, 2021 6:38 PM |
Lens Dunham signature pebbles
by Anonymous | reply 289 | March 7, 2021 6:40 PM |
“Hold Me, David” Snuggie blankets are back in stock!
by Anonymous | reply 290 | March 7, 2021 7:34 PM |
Shit bras, aisle 2.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 7, 2021 7:34 PM |
R291, is aisle 2 in the In the Ladies Lingerie Department at R33?
by Anonymous | reply 292 | March 7, 2021 7:36 PM |
No. Our shitbras are weapons, not lingerie.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 7, 2021 7:41 PM |
Deidre Hall’s full line of Awareness Ribbons, in blue, pink, yellow...no, not red.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | March 7, 2021 7:51 PM |
Red Weirdos.
And the Crabwalking toy
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 7, 2021 8:20 PM |
[quote] Red Weirdos.
Fortunately the store has the vending machine for it at R120.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 7, 2021 8:23 PM |
Tattoo removal kit (no guarantees if it works or not - Not Returnable)
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 7, 2021 8:40 PM |
Just in: DAT's DA SUCK JOB! t-shirts and fridge magnets!
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 7, 2021 8:41 PM |
Aaaiiiyeee! The Complete Wit and Wisdom of The Homosex Troll
by Anonymous | reply 299 | March 7, 2021 8:45 PM |
Also just in, by popular demand: "OH FANK YOU! You fixded my cheeseburger!” grilling aprons. Available in all sizes and hem lengths.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | March 7, 2021 8:48 PM |
Snack purses
by Anonymous | reply 301 | March 7, 2021 8:50 PM |
[quote] Snack purses
R301, I will only buy them if they are Chrissy Metz brand snack purses as seen at R80/R81.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | March 7, 2021 8:53 PM |
Dart Boards featuring all your favorite OUT GAY male stars and politicians
* Dan Levy
* Zach Quinto
* Lee Pace
* Matt Bomer
* Andew Rannells
* Neil Patrick Harris
* Billy Eichner
* Jim Parsons
* Luke Evans
* Jonathan Groff
* Russell Tovey
* Jonathan Bennett
* Frankie Grande
* Pete Buttigieg
* Chasten Buttigieg
* Brian Simms
* Sean Patrick Maloney
[italic] Also available as voodoo dolls
by Anonymous | reply 303 | March 7, 2021 9:05 PM |
"No we don't have eldergay hours or discounts, but we are open on Sunday nights exclusively for sex addicts and whores to shop."
by Anonymous | reply 304 | March 7, 2021 9:07 PM |
Trivial Pursuit 80s Edition
by Anonymous | reply 305 | March 7, 2021 9:08 PM |
Where's Andy Cohen, R303?
by Anonymous | reply 306 | March 7, 2021 9:08 PM |
R306, they’re having trouble getting the eyes right
by Anonymous | reply 307 | March 7, 2021 9:15 PM |
A full line of Brian Sims Wear
Jockstraps, harness, and buttplug
by Anonymous | reply 308 | March 7, 2021 9:15 PM |
Special in the As Seen on TV section -- 10-week acting course taught by DL's favorite Smell The Fart actor Drake Hogestyn, with special assist from Ronn Moss.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | March 7, 2021 10:47 PM |
R244 is MEK still devastated but turning heartbreak into commerce with a best selling item.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | March 7, 2021 11:01 PM |
The new Bert Bauer's Good Leg line of prosthetics.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | March 8, 2021 12:23 AM |
Bryan Singer's Baby Sitting Guide
by Anonymous | reply 312 | March 8, 2021 1:07 AM |
Total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | March 8, 2021 2:15 AM |
Are we out of Lisa Beemer’s Let’s Roll! ™ Cinnamon Rolls?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | March 8, 2021 4:36 AM |
Meghan Markle crying towels
by Anonymous | reply 315 | March 8, 2021 4:41 AM |
Cathy Z Jones' "Z Youth Cosmetics"
by Anonymous | reply 316 | March 8, 2021 4:46 AM |
Coke Spoons
by Anonymous | reply 317 | March 8, 2021 8:39 AM |
Now, Voyager - The Unabridged Script
by Anonymous | reply 318 | March 8, 2021 5:13 PM |
** Rulers embossed with the word VERIFICATIA**
Genius. WANT.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | March 8, 2021 6:18 PM |
Just in: Autographed copies of "The Joy of Vicious Face Slapping" by Anonymous (the sequel to his 2015 DL best-seller, "The Joy of Face Slapping").
by Anonymous | reply 320 | March 8, 2021 6:56 PM |
[quote] I for one cannot imagine wanting there to be MORE humans on this planet. There are already way, way too many. More abortions, please.
Completely agree.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | March 8, 2021 7:12 PM |
A 🛎 shaped toy that plays the corresponding theme song version of Alice depending on how many times you hit the button (press one time for season 1 version), etc.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | March 8, 2021 7:22 PM |
R322, is that sold along with the The Linda Lavin musical key chain at R271?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | March 8, 2021 7:24 PM |
The Max Gail bulge poster and ass poster will far outsell the Farrah poster!
Coming soon: The lifelike Max dildo.....
by Anonymous | reply 324 | March 8, 2021 8:42 PM |
The household contents of the girl I knew who posted to Datalounge. But then she died.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | March 8, 2021 8:44 PM |
Book an hour in the Interior Delusions Lounge and watch gay men of all ages argue their opinions about which actresses they consider beautiful and talented. Available 24 hours a day.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | March 8, 2021 8:48 PM |
OP’s stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | March 8, 2021 9:11 PM |
IPODS with the best selection of music for those last minutes of life.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | March 8, 2021 10:01 PM |
Joel purity rings are available at the checkout counter by the other impulse buys.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | March 9, 2021 12:58 AM |
The quote is “You ARE a whore, darlin.’”
by Anonymous | reply 331 | March 9, 2021 9:52 AM |
“This is not a Bed & Breakfast” doormats.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | March 9, 2021 9:54 AM |
A collection of Tasteful Friends note cards and stationery featuring only The Best images from our many threads.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | March 10, 2021 1:24 AM |
[quote]Meghan Markle crying towels
R315, they're called "Duchess Success Boo Hoo Do Rags."
$650 for small, $1,150 for the full Queen-Size Full-Victim version.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | March 10, 2021 2:03 AM |
Hot off the presses: The Troll Handbook
How to start stupid threads about cartoons and royals to scare people away from Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | March 10, 2021 4:19 AM |
Only in the Datalounge Gift Shoppe, a special blend of Formula-409, guaranteed to clean up any nacreaous layer of permacum.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | March 10, 2021 9:55 AM |
Gin, despair and regret now available in value sized party buckets.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | March 10, 2021 10:44 AM |
Why would you want to “clean up” a nacreous layer of permacum?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | March 10, 2021 11:02 AM |
Latest edition to the DL bookshelf:
The Eldergay's Guide to Group Sex: From Orgy Etiquette to Removing Santorum from Furniture -Everything you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask on Datalounge because , well, you know...
by Anonymous | reply 339 | April 3, 2021 5:51 PM |
Barbara Perkins photos of the world can be yours for a reasonable price.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | April 3, 2021 9:19 PM |
R341
Tony Parkins would like his "e" back.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | April 3, 2021 9:20 PM |
Mushroom spores
by Anonymous | reply 343 | April 3, 2021 9:25 PM |
Are they for a grow-your-own-Trump-dildo, R343?
by Anonymous | reply 344 | April 3, 2021 11:18 PM |
The "Princess Diana Death Scream" Maxi Single by Junior Vasquez
by Anonymous | reply 345 | April 4, 2021 12:24 AM |
NEW: The DEAD TO ME Game!
Recreate all the excitement of Datalounge offline with your very own DEAD TO ME board game. Players trade celebrity death cards which contain revealing photos of DL favorites, place bets in the Celebrity Death Pool, and battle over who started the first thread. Steal another player's DTM thread by dreaming up impossible stories of how you had sex with the late celeb!Earn bonus points by being the first to cry out, "So young!" It's fun for (presenting) hole family!
by Anonymous | reply 346 | May 5, 2021 5:11 AM |
The Countess De Lave's Bromide Infused Gin.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | May 5, 2021 5:29 AM |
Just in: 2020/21 Olympic Souvenirs!
Autographed glossy pics of Pita Taufatofua are on sale for $50 (tracksuit) and $150 (shirtless and oiled up). The gift shop is negotiating with him to do an in-person signing after the closing ceremony. Unfortunately, the air tickets are so expensive they may not have sufficient money for a hotel for him. Anyone able to put him up at their place for a few days please let us know!
by Anonymous | reply 348 | July 24, 2021 4:13 AM |
The Handy -- An Internet-enabled masturbation machine.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | July 24, 2021 4:46 AM |
Every item with the name Carol on it is now on clearance: 80% off!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | August 4, 2021 4:57 AM |
Just in time for your early Christmas shopping! THE Helen Lawson has found a brand-new way to sell her... services. For $5,000 she will approach the person of your choice, shout "FUCK YOU!" and kick them in the cunt bone. Appointments are limited, and the purchaser is responsible for any necessary airfare.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | August 18, 2021 3:53 AM |
The official Helen Lawson ping-pong balls are selling well. They're going faster than the Vairst Letty model from last year.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | August 18, 2021 4:19 AM |
Don't forget to pick up a box of loving and compassionate Susan Dey condolence and sympathy cards. When you care to only acknowledge those selected few dearly departed.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | August 18, 2021 4:28 AM |
FLASH SALE ***** FLASH SALE ***** FLASH SALE ***** FLASH SALE
Only Fans Subscription Gift Cards -75% off!! Hurry -These won't last long!
by Anonymous | reply 354 | August 22, 2021 9:19 PM |
omg I have no idea how I missed this thread
surely someone has mentioned Helenesque?
by Anonymous | reply 355 | August 22, 2021 9:24 PM |
I bought some of those, r353...and they're blank!
by Anonymous | reply 356 | August 22, 2021 10:01 PM |
From our holiday boutique, Bernice Clifton Tree Skirts.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | August 23, 2021 12:48 AM |
Limited edition slogan shirts reading, 'Onlyfans is DEAD to me!', as always super comfy and available in sizes XXXL and up!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | August 23, 2021 6:19 PM |
Afraid those have been discontinued, R358. But we do have Ed Asner is DEAD to me! shirts coming in next week.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | September 2, 2021 3:59 AM |
I want to be the salesbottom who works the register so I can say "Have you found a [italic]treasure?[italic]" when each of these purchases are brought to me.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | September 2, 2021 4:42 AM |
Limited Edition Criterion Collection box set of the DataLounge Essentials:
The Birds
The Boys In The Band
Fatal Attraction
The Exorcist
Meet Me In St. Louis
Ordinary People
Peyton Place
The Shining
The Valley Of The Dolls
Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
by Anonymous | reply 362 | June 23, 2022 12:44 AM |
On the "90% Off: MUST GO" shelf:
Chasten Buttigieg's autobiography
Madonna's "Sex ... After Sixty" photobook sequel
"My True Hidden Hollywood Story 3: Silence of the Bells" by Brendad Ickson
by Anonymous | reply 363 | June 23, 2022 1:06 AM |
Silver, covered serving dish with glass insert.
"Oh Blanche, you know we got rats in the cellar?"
by Anonymous | reply 365 | June 23, 2022 3:14 AM |
Yours in 4 easy payments: a complete VHS box set of the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremonies
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 11, 2022 4:37 PM |
At first glance, I read that thread title as, '𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒕 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩.'
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 11, 2022 10:48 PM |
Excuse me, My husband is looking for a Sarong.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 12, 2022 7:46 AM |
Playing on screens around the store are episodes of What’s My Line on a loop.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 2, 2022 2:36 AM |