Datalounge corrections

Rod Stewart did not swallow gallons of semen. It was vanilla glaze.

That A-List gay in Dallas is still missing.

But I think that aged and insufferable man whore Prince Philip in London is still breathing.

I meant to say cunty not cowardly in r394.

I hope this is the right place for this.

I appreciate my fans trying to keep me forever young.

But I am a RAVISHING 35, and love my newfound maturity!

Richard Gere did not stuff a gerbil up his butthole. It was a hamster.

Prince Phillip did not murder Princess Diana. She got in a car with a drunk driver and didn’t wear a seatbelt.

I resent being mistaken for mere gerbils or hamsters. How very gauche.

You people are RUINING my thread.

Carry on.

[quote] Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich RIGHT OUT in class. AND she's been passing notes.

I was NOT eating!

Harry and Meghan are not interesting.

Johnny Depp did not die by the end of 2019 as was predicted on DL.

Neither are posters who bring them up in every damn thread, R10

Thanks hall monitor OP. I was OUTRAGED.

The dog walker was shot in the chest 4 times. You are forgetting the 3 other times it happened.

Few people have gotten a good-enough look at the dog-walker, as I have, to realize that the real correction is:

No matte how many times or when it occurred, he was shot in the BREAST.

A further correction is "matte" means "matter."

So there.

It is completely false that Donald Trump is incontinent and cannot keep from shitting his pants, requiring a staff team to follow him to clean up and refresh his expanse.

The truth is he is not incontinent. He CHOOSES to shit his pants.

OP = killjoy.

Ruth Buzzi did not give Dean Martin a blowjob behind the dais at the Friar's Roast of Totie Fields (unfilmed) in October 1978.

It was a hand job. And it took 27 minutes and, "all the strength in both my arms so they just hung at my side for a week, plus enough spit to float a canoe."

I've seen the sky bluer than it was on 9/11.

Debbie Reynolds did NOT inherit Agnes Moorehead's infamous sterling silver merkin charm bracelet that rattled through each meeting of the Sewing Circle, as often been said here.

Agnes left it to Spring Byington, but since Spring had died three years or so before, it was given to her next of kin, Marjorie Main. When Main died the next year, it disappeared.

Debbie had an imitation made. In silver plate.

Will Smith has a little willy.

Lindsey Graham is NOT Lady G.

I did not die. I'm in the witness protection program.

Ginny is being dramatic, her job was outsourced

Chrissy Metz does not have a snack purse.

The Cock Gobbler doesn’t gobble cocks. He likes to take his time and really savour them.

[quote]Chrissy Metz does not have a snack purse.

What is a snack purse?

r28 is new here. (NOT a correction.)

R23 - and I sure as hell ain't a homo...just a good ole boy in love with Man's ...err Ann's...Adam's apple...

Yes, men can give birth...

My pussy does NOT smell

[quote][R28] is new here

I’ve been around since 2009 but missed out on this.

Oh Dear!

For r33

My friend Julie isn't really a bitch.

She's a cunt.

Angela Lansbury died on New Year's Day, 2014. Not Christmas Eve.

Miss Kay Lenz did not WIN the Oscar for Breezy, though she was nominated.

Is this the DataLounge Department of Corrections? Can we post mugshots?

Madonna’s Instagram was hacked well over three years ago.

She’s actually retired and living in Miami Beach where she spends her days drinking pina coladas on the beach while ogling the cabana boys.

Joel is not a virgin

The DL grammar troll is a high school dropout.

I never touched that baby, I was framed!

Hilaria Baldwin is descended from Spanish royalty as she is the illegitimate daughter of King Felipe VI.

[quote]The DL grammar troll is a high school dropout.

It's so cute that you think there's just one.

The Darfur Orphan is actually a fat pig.

Armie Hammer masterminded the recent social media leaks about his deviant sexual proclivities. None of it is true. It’s all research for the role of a lifetime.

Tony Danza did NOT host orgies in his trailer on the set of “Charles In Charge” where Susan Tyrell stuffed shit-stained underwear in his mouth.

The WTC was not an insatiable bottom.

It had sufficient.

Brendad Ickson doesn't really eat Gelson's potato salad.

(She can't afford it.)

Judge Jeanine does not drink boxed wine before going on air.

She drinks it from a can.

Melania Trump is NOT a whore! She married for love.

The Roller Nazi can actually walk. He just shits his pants to be more like Donald Trump.

Roxane Gay is no longer triggered by every little perceived slight.

A box of prunes took care of the problem.

No one's career has ever gone straight down the shitter. They are placed in a landfill and the mafia builds Trump hotels over them.

I like purple!

Caitlyn Jenner was always a women. She just bound her breasts like Yentil to compete in the Olympics.

Kimberly Gilfoyle doesn't have a giant clit. She has a tiny penis.

James Corden is secretly very slim. He wears an elaborate latex fat suit so he can get cast as "that insufferable fat asshole".

Barbra's mall staff ARE allowed to make direct eye contact with her.

The Gay Mafia runs the military. It's a great way to have young stupid jocks at peak sexuality commingle on long deployments with nothing to do but discover love.

Gay porn stars are all actually straight and only do it for the money. All those orgasms are faked.

Victoria's Secret is that her name used to be Victor.

Le Senatrice actually has many female side pieces she keeps from her gentleman callers

Lynda Day George only appeared at night.

Kay Lenz died in a grease fire in the late 80's.

Richard Simmons does not have a female alter ego named Sophia. That's his hairy twin sister Ricki.

Where the fuck is the “edit” button on this goddamn site.

Everybody actually does hate Raymond

I do not know the muffin man. We just hooked up once.

Naked Tik Tok hoes are real life Nobel Laureates.

Tired of being a father for the 17th time, Alec Baldwin pushed the last one back in.

JonBenet committed suicide.

Alec Baldwin, like his siblings, is 150% straight.

Well chop off my dick and call me Caitlyn!

Stephen Baldwin’s career did not die because of his lack of talent or fascist grandstanding; it died because he got fat.

I'm actually straight!

Mary Tyler Moore was less.

Ron Rifkin is not related to Martha Plimpton.

His contract with “True Blood” did NOT forbid Joe Manganiello from helping Mark Wahlberg fight the Fukushima reactor disaster!

It’s just that Mark Wahlberg kept dialing Joe Mantegna.

Actually, you probably should fear the reaper.

Fat whores don't actually rejoice.

DL's Tasteful Friends live in tacky homes filled with kitsch.

Earrings and caftans are made up tripe

Sandy Duncan does not have a glass eye.

Gary gave no career advice to Lucy

Tim Conway was NOT a cult leaders’ cult leader and he did NOT inspire Charles Manson, Jim Jones, or Bob Fosse’s production of Pippin.

Datalounge regrets the error.

Mr. Potato Head is NOT getting his dick cut off.

Dr. Seuss is not canceled.

The Golden Girls was the absolute worst television show in history and does NOT deserve any threads.

I never went to cancun to meet my daughter

He actually went home with three pounds of Red Dragon Cheese.

Claire actually paid for the whole Birthday bill at Ruth's Chris

Meghan is delightful.

President Trump does actually always tell the truth.

Joel is a 45 year old alcoholic queen. Mitzi has been dead for thirty years. She is taxidermist and keeps them company.

^taxidermied.

I knew it R95!