Let's Be Youtube!

I'm PREMIUM youtube.

You NEVER see ads.

I am EXPENSIVE.

$9.99 per month.

i am adblock

problem solved

I'm the sub-DVD-quality upload of a 1980s sitcom with little or no chance of a DVD release (and forget about Blu-ray and beyond). Watch me and download me before the copyright owner takes me down so they can continue to make me unavailable anywhere else.

R1 its 11.99 now bitch, with tax is 13.

We're two different videos attacking Nancy Pelosi. One is by Tucker Carlson. The other is by Jimmy Dore. You really believe those two str8 white male baby boomers are ideological opponents?

Firefox + AdBlock = No ads anytime, anywhere, including DL...

^You can also add on "Facebook Container," and it prevents fb from communicating with (snooping on) any of the other websites that you visit.

I am the endlessly entertaining Friends blooper reels.

R4- I am a BITCH. I pay for premium youtube every month. I had not noticed it went up to $11..99

I am the very strange recommended videos it keeps [incorrectly] trying to push on me just because I clicked some link (probably from here) months ago.

I'm the constant nagging pop-ups offering a "free trial" for premium.

I am the comments under the very helpful do-it-yourself video telling the poster that he's doing it all wrong.

I'm AT&T paying R8 to pretend that there is anything the least bit amusing about their amateurishly and constantly blowing lines that weren't funny to begin with.`

I’m the screwed up algorithm, that is geared to benefit solely the advertisers at the expense of the viewer.

Let’s see, you are watching part 2 of a series, but we won’t recommend part 3, but something totally different because it benefits us and our advertisers.

I’m ISIS and I got so popular thanks to YouTube. Can I play a part?

I’m the radical right-wing videos that turned grandma into a racist, hateful shrew that is ready to fight anyone who is trying to steal my vote.

Stop the steal!

I'm the fabulous channel full of iconic GAP ads!

I’m the YouTube logo, now more famous than Coca Cola.

Can one of you youngsters help an eldergay out? I guess there was some kind of youtube site update recently and now I can't find the play, pause and volume controls on videos. Is there a toggle or something to lose all the new toolbar options? (And do we really need every single viewing option as a separate icon? Couldn't 'cinema mode,' 'expand,' 'miniplayer,' 'pop-up player,' 'full screen,' and 'theater mode' all be filed under one drop menu?)

Also, is there a way to keep autoplay permanently off? Now it resets with every time I go to youtube even though I'm logged in.

R19 just the the left of the CC icon for closed captioning on the bottom is a toggle switch, move to the right for autoplay, move the left to shut off auto play.

I'm "The Big Four" womeOlds.

weight gain. Four super morbidly obese women who started channels under the guise of being on a "weight loss journey", but have no actual interest in doing the work to improve themselves, resulting in them being called out by their audiences, massive weight gain, freakouts, and blocking sprees.

None of them any idea what self-discipline is, and despite being in their thirties and forties, they all have the emotional intelligence of fourteen year olds.

I've lost twenty pounds so far, while watching reactions to their material. It's fabric thinsperation! If you haven't seen Foodie Beauty, I implore you: watch the video below. She's on a whole other level of ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DELUSIONAL.

The "Big Four" Are:

Foodie (Fraudie) Beauty/Shametal/Cuntal Life (Lies) By Jen Amy's (Lie) Life Journey Amberlynn Reid

*I'm "The Big Four", women of weight gain.

"Here in my garaaaage..."

I’m the fails videos. Watch me and you will never trust to the intelligence of the human race again.

I'm the annoying random ads.

I start with "Do you know the average person has 30 lb of toxic poop in them?"

Another one is this annoying brown powder called mud that this hipster douche tricks because he can't handle coffee.

*drinks Not tricks.