Which fictional spokesperson would you want to fuck?

Mr. Clean.

The Brawny Paper Towel Guy

The Chef wasn't fictional. Hector Boiardi created the product in Milton, Pennsylvaniai n 1928.

Nothing tops this hot lump of uncooked dough!

Juan Valdez

[quote] The Brawny Paper Towel Guy

Which one, the real one from the 1970s or the wimp they replaced him with?

R6 I'm good with either one. Or both together.

Chef Boiardi's story.

This guy.

This guy.

Paul Bunyan , of course

I'm queer for the Ty D Bowl man. He's little, but he's fine.

Peter from the holiday coffee commercial.

I’ve always found the Cream of Wheat chef very handsome.

I have never heard of this brand because I’m American (I googled this subject lol), but Mr. Muscle for sure.

R15 Mr. Muscle was very popular in America back in the 1970s and 80s.

This is the sort of fuckedup topic I come to DL for.

Look who was promoting Mr. Muscle back in 1977!

The Ty-D-Bol man, because he has a boat.

The Michelin man with that fat veiny cock of his.

Captain BirdsEye

Maytag man -- any version, but Colin Ferguson preferably.

Every now and then, there'd be a hot Winston man. I had an idea I knew what this one did judge by its length when I saw his ad on the IRT.

GORTONS OF GLOUSTER

Rusty Joiner’s Liquid Plumr plumber.

Old Spice man

A three way with the Jolly Green Giant and his little Sprout.

R26 I love those commercials. The model is freaking hot. What makes him hotter is that he's actually quite comedic.

The Old Spice guy from the 1970s.

Not fictional but he gets an honorable mention

I preferred Bart Conner.

This hot man from the 70's Prince Matchabelli commercial.

I hear he's a real tiger in bed......and sex with him is grrrrrrreat!

You’re all so old!

And you, R37, are a two-bit cunt.

R38 You've overvalued R37 by at least a bit and a half!

Buster Brown

R3, I knew Ettori Boiardi and his wife Helen when I was attending grad school at Case in Cleveland. They owned a restaurant in the Little Italy section near campus, and it was there that they first began packaging their sauce, and it was there that the company began commercial production in the late 1920s. It wasn't until 10 years later that they moved to PA, so they could grow enough tomatoes to accommodate their needs. I went to their home several times for dinner, which was delicious, as you might suspect...and they were hilarious.

(And no, I would definitely not have fucked him, although he did look very similar to the image on the cans)

R41 Very cool.

BTW: are you 95 years old?

IFHH

Tony the Tiger.

The new version of the Brawny guy, the one in the commercial where he's a giant walking through a city. Gives me megaphilic feels.

You hussy!

Janitor in a Drum

R42, no, 66

he was a butch dom daddy

The Duluth Trading Company guy

Taster’s Choice guy

I think the little Ocean Spray “cranberry farmer” guy is cute.

Captain Birdseye

Gorton Fisherman raw dogged me and injected his tartar sauce deep inside!

Snap, Crackle, and Pop

The Liberty guy.

I'd do the Lucky Charms guy so he could suck me off and then announce, "Faith and bogorrah! You're magically delicious!"

My choice would have previously been the guy on the package of Brawny paper towels, i.e. before they morphed him into a lesbian (unfortunately for my tastes, pardon the unintended pun).

The other Liberty guy

The Most Interesting Man in the World

Mr Clean - he's smolderingly sexy

He can ravage you in bed & clean your entire house at the same time

Meh, Mr. Clean looks like he'd stand at the edge of the black party by himself and not talk to or fuck anyone all night.

I want to do lines with the Trivago guy and swap fuck til the sun comes up.

I miss the Trivago guy, but he did seem like the hot guy you'd take home, only to find out he was a total mess and had a bad case of whiskey dick,

I'll bet the GEICO gecko has a tight little hole.

There was a thread on DL about one man's love for the man (drawing of a man) on the Dave's Killer Bread bag. Lo and behold. Dave is a real guy. Here's his mug shot.

Here's the link to the DL thread about the crush on the "man" on the Dave's Killer Bread label.

The cutie who says "diarrheaaa".

I remember for a while that Beneful dog food had a string of commercials with guys that were handsome - not super muscly, but very daddyish, guy next door handsome, masculine.....all dark hair and beautiful eyes. Loved those commercials.

F.H. Furr looks like he would enjoy his balls licked.

R1 and R2 have the only acceptable answers, thread closed!

That's David DeLuise, R67. He's Dom DeLuise's son.

R70 He was one of them, but there were a few.

Okay, R71. Who?

I don't know. I just know that there were several different ones. They all had that sort of "big handsome lug" look about them. I think David was in a few, but someone else was before or after him.

Sadly, they now have fraus on those commercials.

assuming this is David's

[quote]The Old Spice guy from the 1970s.

The sailor in the commercial at R31 is John Bennett Perry, father of Matthew Perry.

David's nudes were posted here awhile ago.

Is that actor Darryl Hickman, brother of Dwayne? He played the kid whom Gene Tierney lets drown in the film "Leave Her To Heaven."

Chef Boyardee, in your Punani.

The Polaner All Fruit hick.

I'd love to see him ask me to pass the jelly when wanting lube.