Weirdest crush you ever had

the back seat of uncle alvins white 66 tbird….where I sucked him.

Norm from "This Old House".

I have always been strangely attracted to the Jack In The Box big head guy. While he is almost always in a suit, there was one spot a few years ago in which he was wearing jeans - and omg, his basket was pretty fucking impressive. I've been hot for him ever since.

Definitely my weirdest 'crush'

The author photo on a weird-ass A.M. Holmes book. Masturbated to it.

Free later?

(I can get you fries)

(was for r3)

Johnny Bravo

Excellent choice, R4. Was it this one?

Louis Comfort Tiffany. Seriously.

Aquaman of the old Saturday morning cartoons

r7 Excuse me?

Harvey Korman.

Atlas from the 1980 Astro Boy anime.

I think I was 6 or 7 when it aired in France.

Newly inducted congressman Josh Harder.

Not necessarily David Arquette himself, but more so, the character of "Dewey" from "Scream". Incidentally, he happened to be in my neck of the woods recently working on a new movie with Richard Dreyfuss. Didn't get a chance to meet either of them though. I've seen some recent pics of David, and had no idea he was all tattooed up like that. Sexy.

Chris Morocco from the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Chris Morocco. He's not even good-looking at all, BARF.

These

Albrecht Durer

Space Pirate Captain Harlock, from the anime. I think it was that low-slung belt....

Barney Rubble. I have always been attracted to good natured, cute blondes.

Johnny Quest!

I used to have a crush on a co-worker who looked like the Oklahoma City Bomber.

He turned out to be a complete creep as well.

Speedracer! So cute.

Nightcrawler, of X-Men fame. The original comic book version, not any film version so far created. I was 12 and jerking off to his gymnast bod and tail and blue skin and fangs all the time. Terrible.

It wasn’t a crush, but lust. I found G. Gordon Liddy, in his prime, incredibly hot.

I had a crush on Speed Racer, R21, so I get the Jonny Quest love.

My weirdest crush was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I got to be like all the other 90s boys who were obsessed with Ninja Turtles. But I was secretly attracted to them. I think Donatello was my favorite.

From "The year of living dangerously".

R25 - I knew someone ( male ) who had sex with him. Picked him up in SF back in the day. Knew who he was but it wasn’t discussed. Apparently he was gentle but passionate. Essentially, really something. And packing.

Incidentally, the man who told me that, who is no longer with us, was in no way a Republican.

Eb from Green Acres.

Wreck-it Ralph

Daniel Striped Tiger - the puppet not the cartoon

Not really a crush but always felt weird for thinking OBL was very good looking.

My partner just told me that his first crush was on a cartoon character called Mighty Mouse. I had to look him up. Look at those sassy lashes!

Maybe more repellent than weird but I find Matt Whitaker kinda hot :(

I think Senator Tom Cotton is hot, in spite of myself.

Not a crush but I hate-jerked off to this pic of a young W once.

Michael Smerconish.

Archer!

God yes, R38. The first time I spanked it to Archer, I thought I was nuts.

Archer is fucking hot, damn they should do him one one with another hot guy. Race Gannon too. Woof daddy.

norn cutson....Aspergers is “sexy wexy” .....as he likes to say!

Jonathan Banks

R41 I know who Norn is....had no idea he was an Aspie!

Not that we can't use those answers here but we HAVE had the "politicians who are assholes but who I find hot anyways" thread before.

Benjamin Netanyhu R44

Stretch Armstrong was kind of hot

I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.

Conan O'Brien summer of 2014. Conan is the same age as my father yet I developed a weird crush on him that ended when I saw a picture of the bald spot on top of his head. Seeing that immediately turned him from celebrity crush to old man territory.

R43. Then you never spent any time with him. His face is a mask of mental illness, replete with tics and twitches. This is nothing to mock or make fun of, however, his aspergers reveals itself in his extreme snobbery...he made a fool of himself in nyc and left in shame

PS I never had a crush on Norn...he’s a piece of shit.

A dumb 21 year old Starbucks barista.

OP, here is a long, but really interesting article about Dave.

R49 I never said I *did* spend time with him. I simply said that I know who he is. We crossed paths online only. I basically knew his artwork and some of the things where he is a fan (TV shows).

I just thought it was unusual for someone to mention him here.

R52 yeah, well, life is real unusual. Ain’t it?

My 12th grade hot math teacher a former football player, and my hot sexy 9th grade Italian math teacher. He was movie star handsome, when he looked at you, it was like dreamy sex. He had a brother too, sexy but not quite as much.

The Disney cartoon Aladdin--until one of my college students pointed out that he (Aladdin, not my student) didn't have nipples.

What's Italian Math?

R56, it's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

[quote] It's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

You laugh, but this made me think of my big dicked guido math teacher.

*sigh*

I didn't think anything could top the OP (a character on a bag of bread, really?) until I saw Jack from Jack-in-the-box. WTF.

The Brawny paper towels illustration.

Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers

Bluto from Popeye is hot too

Watching Wheel of Fortune now I guess Pat Sajak. I know he's apparently an asshole, and short, but there's something about him.

r55, oh my God, Aladdin was soooo hot

The 9th grade math teacher, who was Italian, had all the girls melting in pools of desire...and several boys too. He was so hot and built. You could see nipples and muscles under his tight dress shirt. Dark hair on his arms when he rolled up his sleeves, a few hairs at his neck if he loosened his tie. He dressed beautifully. Tailored pants tight across his ass. Beautiful expensive looking shoes. Big feet. I remember him so well. He would stand outside his door as we changed classes. My locker was near his room. I made excuses to visit my locker often, and I shyly would say "Hi Mr S----." He grinned and said hi, while holding the door open with his big hands. Shivvers. Oh, i appreciate "Italian math." Good one! With him being so gorgeous, it was hard to learn any math.

John Tesh

Not weird, but a crush nonetheless... Stuart Damon from his starring role in the TV movie, Cinderella... He set my little gayling heart all aflutter. He was a friggin dreamboat back then. He is one of those OH!s --- where it takes awhile to realize these 2 characters are played by the same actor - Prince = Alan Quartermaine, and Sister Sisto on the flying nun is Rosario on Will and Grace..

All the guys from the Bugaloos.

Dan Castellaneta aka the voice of Homer Simpson!

Groundskeeper willie when he rips his shirt off.

Patch, back then

The Trivago guy.

Paul Hogan when he did commercials and was on the beach in a Speedo

Neither is weird, R72. Both are/were attractive men

Jodie Foster

For a cartoon, this one definitely got me horny af

I think good lighting, a good gimmick and an attitude can salvage many a man’s look.

When I was a little kid my forever love was Bryan Adams in all his jacked-teeth pock-scarred glory, though I actually think it was his rough skin that was part of the appeal. Thought a lot of footage/images have been scrubbed you can still see his scarring before laser treatment and without makeup in some early Canadian tv interviews. The same goes for gaunt scarred baldy Michael Stipe, before I knew what he would become. I just thought both of these skinny blonds were cool as hell how they didn’t care about their physical flaws and had such killer music that it translated to sexy.

Costumes also help. I had a thing for Meat Loaf but only when attired in the Phantom Of The Opera/Beast/Mozart getup in the ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’ MV and the poets’ blouses he wore on the BOOH tour. Billowing ruffles really did something for that guy. I also thought John Malkovich looked hot in that Dangerous Liasions outfit for Annie Lennox’s ‘Walking on Broken Glass’ MV. I had more of a crush on Annie, obviously, but didn’t we all rightfully?

Sidebar I’m a lesbian now with no interest in or attraction to grown men anymore.

Peter Falk

r76, nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉).

Peter Falk was sexy as fuck.

R76 - I'm in that audience. Free tickets were distributed for the shooting of the video in Vancouver, as they needed to make it look like a concert. My roommate had two, but got stood up by whoever he was going to go with. So he asked me to come with him.

[quote]nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉)

Really? Bryan kinda looks like a lesbian.

Retards!

A crush on Archer?

Is there Archer porn?

I was kind of attracted to Bryan Adams for awhile. Masturbated to his nude pic a couple times.

Vic Tayback

Lech Walesa.

How about these guys (illustrator Greg Pak).

the reconstruction of Cheddar Man the British ancient hunter gatherer with the black skin and blue eyes.

for some bizarre reason, he is sexy!

Tony Soprano.

(Mr.) Blark, of Comedy Central’s latest offering BLARK & SON.

He terrifies as much as attracts me and I wouldn’t want the baggage of his PTSD or his garbage son, but he’d be a crazy-good fuck I’ll bet (literally as well as figuratively).

Glenn Beck. Inexplicable.

Bill Cullen too.

Him.

Jim Parsons.

I'd love to give douchebag Jack Dorsey a blowjob.

Well now I don't feel so strange about being attracted to an animated character. I couldn't wait to get home from school everyday to watch and I knew every episode by heart.

James Cromwell lovingly caressing the back of my head as I’m deep throating him:

Back in the days when I was a VERY young gayling, Soupy Sales. I always wanted to see his naked ass.

*sigh*

Santa

No Daddy issues there / /

I will admit to whacking it to Aaron Schock/Paul Ryan fanfiction in my past.

And the “Most Depraved Crush” award goes to... it’s a tie between Guy Who Craves Osama Bin Laden and Dude Who Hankers For John Tesh.

OP, Dave of Dave's Killer Bread is a well-known guy in Portland, OR, where his company is headquartered. He's infamously an ex-druggie and a real asshole.

R100 link please

R69 I went to high school and was in some plays with him. Very nice guy--great with voices even then. A little on the shy side, except when in performance--might be spectrumy. We should all have such success!

R103 There's a whole Tumblr dedicated to Paul Ryan, and Aaron features prominently.

Patrick Duffy when he was The Man from Atlantis.

Also Cosmic Boy in his ridiculous black costume.

Fred from the scooby doo cartoons

I have a crush on one of the Consumer Reports Talking Cars reviewers Ryan Pszczolkowski (end right). He's really cute but of all places to find a hot man. But for some reason he gives me wood.

Guy Woodhouse, Rosemary's baby

Pete from 30 Rock

Gilbert O’Sullivan, in the 1970s, was one of my first crushes. He is a marvelous singer and songwriter.

Here’s Gilbert O’Sullivan....

Al Bundy from married with Children. He was a daddy and i would dream that he was to lazy to satisfy peg because we had just had glorious sex in a shoe store

Jacob Rees-Mogg

No judgments, but some of these are just...

This dude.

When I was around 13 or 14 the first time I ever saw the 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on AMC I thought Hans Conried was oddly sexy. I guess I've always been drawn to, stern faced, disapproving daddies.

Cling frrom H R Pufnstuf

he's in red with only two arms

not Seymour spider who's getting handsy

[quote]Al Bundy from married with Children.

There's NOTHING weird about an Ed O'Neill crush. He was a gorgeous , muscly stud before MWC. Even AS Al he was pretty damn cute.

Rod Serling

Mr. Clean

My first crush was Mr. Mint the peppermint guy from Candyland

He's there on the bottom right. I wanted to live in the peppermint forest with him.

Rex Harrison

Daffy Duck

Mowgli

Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

I won't lie, I think Michael Cohen is kind of hot.

[quote]Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

That was a very sexy sequence. At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

James Olson had the perfect body hair distribution. Love furry blonds.

[quote]At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

Sadly, he appears to be wearing nude briefs.

Tim Stack

Tim Considine / Spin and Marty (back in '58/ age appropriate crush)

I used to get a hardon when I was little watching Peppy LePew.

Edward Scissorhands

R131- thos3 photos make me want to rewatch the movie just for that scene.

Thanks R131. I want to rewatch it too. Those scenes are early in the film.

We get some of James Olsen's bare ass as well. Whenever I saw this movie as a kid this scene was always cut.

Like Planet of the Apes, Robinson Crusoe on Mars and one particular TOS Star Trek, The Andromeda Strain was one of the movies that had or implied male nudity that was broadcast periodically on our local TV station back in the 80s. I would rewatch them just for those brief glimpses but only if no one else was in the room otherwise I would feel embarrassed.

R13/R19 those aren’t weird, particularly if you’re bisexual or a female. The ‘bishonen’ (lit. ‘Beautiful man’) archetype is a staple in anime for a reason...people lap it up.

I had the same problem with YU-GI-OH!, everyone’s favorite show about ghosts possessing mentally-ill high-schoolers while a teen CEO complicit in warcrimes tries to exorcise them. I was a sexually-confused lil weeb once upon a time and ended up fantasising about most of the hot characters my own age (Joey, Tristan, Duke)..

I did have a ‘weird’ crush on one of the older femme characters, Pegasus. He’s in his 30s and the most blatant Eldergay stereotype you’ve ever seen. I’m still not sure if I was attracted to him and his lilting voice or whether I just wanted his private island/castle/wine dungeon/fabulous hair for my own (still a goal of mine now tbh).

He’s a great character anyway. Here he is in a scene from a kids’ franchise spin-off movie (that bombed), seducing his business partner (the kid with a dragon fetish) into ‘playing a game’ with him to acquire a trading card. Clock the white terry bathrobe, empty wine bottle and lascivious gaze. It’s all very Datalounge, now I think about it..😅

“I don’t see as well as I once did..” “IRGH” lmao I love Seto Kaiba, he gets so ANGRY.

Growing up I liked watching Patrick Duffy on Step by Step. Not sure if weird but I was pretty young.

When I was like five or six I had a huge crush on the lead singer from White Snake in the Here I Go Again music video. I thought he was so cool and good looking. My brother and sister give me so much shit now because of that.

Reggie from the Archie comics.

Mr McGoo

Johnny Gomez from Celebrity Deathmatch. The original design, not the mid-00s redesign.

Rudolph Valentino was my crush when I was a young teenage boy. Then he died.

Some of these men ya'll infatuated on as kids are really handsome so the interest,I would say, is warranted.

When I was 5 I developed a bizarre crush on the knight from my Fisher Price Castle Playset. He looked so stoic and inscrutable and let's face it, military guys are HOT.

I would imagine I was the young prince captured by the dragon and the knight would have to come rescue me.

This fucking dude. He was such a hero. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was like 4. I think she had a crush on him too. I always wanted to go to Central Park to see the tunnels where he lived.

I used to watch the Kratt Brothers Animal Show “Zoboomafoo” on PBS with my nieces just to see their hairy legs and cute faces.

Alex McArthur from Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video. Love that smile.

^that's not really weird. He's gorgeous. I loved him in that video.

St Sebastian

Edward Snowden.

Actually, the moles simply send me.

Corky from Life Goes On....God help me...

Rip Taylor

Junior Samples

dj scribbles the house dj from mtv

I met Rip Taylor r154 once and he was so sweet and sincere that by the end of our conversation (we sat next to each other on a flight) that I could have crushed on him based on his personality.

R157 I didn't know Rip Taylor was still alive. Looks like he's got a documentary coming out soon!

I always enjoyed his TV appearances R154. Nice to know he's also sweet and sincere in every day life.

Thanks, I didn't know that, R158, sounds like fun.

Underwear Man Statue

Jesus Christ. Our church had a beautiful stained glass window of his. I always thought I would be the one to save him from the romans and we would go and live in the desert together. I didn't know what we would do or even have sex but i was a pretty weird kid.

The Brawny Paper Towel man, of course.

This kid from "Idol" a few years back. Seriously, if I could fuck anybody in the world... Great mouth.

As a kid, I was always crushing on cartoon characters. One of the biggest ones was Hal Jordan/Green Lantern.

Another was Flint from the G.I. Joe comics.

Fry when he wears his white briefs on "Futurama."

Russell Johnson. He knew why.

Back in the day,Kerry Drake, of the comic strip. Met artist Alfred Andriola who told me he occasionally would draw Kerry shirtless in the shower …. I remember being hot for his chest … Hot! Caused little me many a masturbatory fantasy. One fan was a midwest dentist who'd write Andriola with a record of when he last had Kerry in the shower!

I had a huge crush on Monty Clift I didn't know how bad it was until I realized my partner when he was younger was the same height and build and was handsome like Clift.

R48 i once saw Conan O'Brien out front of the Time-Liffe building on Sixth Avenue sitting with his staff and lots of clipboards. He was in shorts, INCREDIBLY hairy long legs!

I'm into feet so when I was younger, I jerked off looking at my soles. Can't do that anymore (or at least cum from it). Also saw a retarded kid in high school taking a shower (maybe to wash the shit off him). Massive cock. Whacked off to that image for months. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

The fox in zootopia lol

Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHour. Every time I see him on, I just want to do nasty things with him!

[quote]i met Rip Taylor [R154] once and he was so sweet and sincere

TESTIFY!

[quote]Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHou

Ooh. I've got a thing for stern looking daddies, too. He's got a bit of the BDF and for 50 he looks great.

Mark Trail

Not wierd, just troubling. I've always been physically attracted to absolutely deplorable people. Alt-Right and neo-nazi types, etc.

I want to fuck Jacob Wohl like it's nobody's business!

Can you get a crush on a man just because of his tree trunk thighs? Cuz it happened to me in '93

When I was 19 I would have done ANYTHING for uber DILF Bob Peck.

Sexiest legs I've ever seen.

My Lone Ranger action man

Hulk Hogan action figure!

Not so much a crush but I have a weird fascination with the older Iggy Pop.

Donny Deutsch

I love when he giggles.

Walter Matthau in Hello Dolly.

I think I have an issue with humorless, disapproving daddy types.

Buffalo Bill

When I was in high school one summer I worked doing odd jobs for Ringling Brothers Circus while they were in town (SF) I developed an intense crush on one of the star performers and I did everything in my power to cross paths with him day and night Jesus, he was HAF

Jerry Orbach

R96 You'll have to arm wrestle me to get him!

Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song", also Prince Choke on My Long Horn in "The King & I" and later the Hawaiian surfer on the "Brady Bunch".

The late Michael Carmine in "Batteries Not Included". He may have been a thug in the movie, but he could thug me as much as he wanted.... He wouldn't need batteries with my head between his legs.

What was the most interaction you had with him r186? Those high school crushes are so painfully strong.

When I was a kid I had a crush on the comic book character : I came for the dinosaurs but I stayed for Turok

Ultra man!

Uncas son of Chingachgook

The Porn Star Rod Fontana .

Nothing about him is particularly attractive. When he was younger sure he had a beefy body, but as he got older just … no. He reminded me of my neighbor's incredibly hot but super intense, crazy, stuck-in-sergeant mode father. Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought he was hot b/c he fucked like most of the hot chicks in our neighborhood.

R194, Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful. Sadly, he died of Aids-related illnesses in the 90s

Lurch

[quote]Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful.

Baby, it's WEIRD crushes---not understandable ones.

It's weird if you lust after an English man in a loin cloth portraying an 18th century Mohican Indian. I agree with you that loving Richard Warwick per se is not weird at all and shows exceptionally good taste.

Uncas Schmuncas. However, when I attended a public lecture presented by the famous Red Indian Grey Owl my nervous system was all aquiver and I had this weird sensation throughout my extremities which persisted for a fortnight.

I know this sounds bitchy but if ONLY native Americans looked like that.

I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

King Graham of Daventry

Incel Joey

Dumb-honest? Kevin Jonas. I was like 12. Not Nick, not Joe, not even the 4th one everyone forgets about (who at that time would have been age-appropriate for me) - no, I stuck on 20 year-old geeky femme Kevin (I barely remember why now, but I think it was because he was so girly, and funny in a goofy extrovert way). Of course I told no-one. It's not that Kevin is ugly or a terrible dude, just he's not the typical crush-object for a little girl.

I grew up to be a lesbian, so my choice in secret crush was probably a sound metric for what was to come.

That is a shame about Incel Joey - because, seriously (Joey are you on DL reading this?), I find him incredibly HOT!

[quote]I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

Sheena? Is that you?

R206 - Yea but, I doubt Joey, or anyone, is into fat 68 year old Data Loungers.

Superheroes, of couse. Superman and Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), also the Flash (Barry Allen). Hawt.

Frank Murphy from [italic]F is For Family[/italic]

Zipper Cat from the ‘80s cartoon The Get Along Gang

I'm 56 and 'stocky', R208.

Incel Joey or Uncle Joey?

Robbie Rotten of Lazy Town

Colin Quinn, during his SNL days

Mighty Mouse. But only the original one.

Peter Jennings

I have that exact brand and variety in my house as we speak, OP!

Jealous?!

R215 I once saw CQ described as ‘dusty can of bottom-shelf olives at a bodega in Queens‘ and I’ve never forgotten it.

Bless that handsome man. He’s a hoot and he found a pretty beard.

I had a pre-adolescent crush on Smurfette.

Once puberty set in, I was fixated on Archie Andrews. My lifelong love of redheads started with him.

Ed Tudor-Pole, but only during the Crystal Maze era

Hank Venture

Myself! Such a self-hating piece of shit, but...those magnificent tits!!!

I've had the biggest crush on Joe Biden. Everytime I see him my heart melts.

The fox Robin hood lol I need help

^perhaps not so crazy like a fox - wasn't the man who voiced Disney’s Robin gay?

John Lithgow

Seth MacFarlane - not sure what it is about him

This one is not really weird but I had a major crush/attraction to the little blond boy on Lassie. I was watching repeats of it in the 1970's. Even then I knew that little boy was long gone and he was all grown up. It was a melancholy attraction.

Mark McKinney from Kids in the Hall as The Chicken Lady. Just spent some time renewing that crush watching various clips on YouTube!

Disney’s Robin Hood is sexy, as that gif illustrates.

John Michael Higgins, especially when he’s wearing shorts.

Welcome back to the DL John! R228

R225- I too found Robin Hood sexy as well- also the Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Donny Osmond

More shameful than weird, but; my preteen self had a secret thing for skinny pasty ginge leprechaun Seth Green, even and especially as he appeared in CAN’T HARDLY WAIT with the gross spikes in his hair and the fake bass in his voice and the wannabe raver attire. In retrospect he looked fucking stupid, couldn’t work and allegedly was or is an awful person, but I didn’t know that at 8/9 years old (isn’t he literally 5”4 tall and said to be kind of a greasy perv, too?)

I’m so glad I grew up and fell in real respectable lesbian love as a teen with beautiful Amber Benson instead.

ET! Must be the soulful eyes.

Woody Allen after I saw the documentary Wild Man Blues.

Jo from The Facts of Life

Freddy Krueger

Michael Scott not Steve Carell.

Clutch Cargo. I wonder what it would be like getting a blowjob from him.

Spider-man.

My dad had some postcard books from a trip to Rome in the 50’s. I discovered them when I was about 8. Not porn, just pictures of the sights and architecture. I was seriously aroused by Michaelangelo’s Pieta. I would drape myself across my bed in a gold satin sheet and pretend I was Jesus. It made me feel funny down there.

And then I discovered the Laocoon group!

Just rediscovered another weird crush...Ringo Starr. He could fuck me seven ways to Sunday!

I've had crushes on several silent-era actors, some of whom were much hotter than actors today.

Oliver Platt, ever since Lake Placid.

Vic Tayback when he was on Alice was a big one and Max Gail from Barney Miller.

Shadoe Stevens

Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type.

It might have been NBC.

Can't remember his name.

[quote] Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song",

Yes! He was an early heartthrob of mine too. He was even cuter on M*A*S*H

My weird crush was Mr. Lee from the Calgon commercials.

He reminded me of my friend's older brother. He was born in Hong Kong and had the first uncircumcised penis I'd ever seen. He frequently took us swimming at the local pool and I was fascinated by his dick. I would make sure to get a locker near him and try to surreptitiously look when he'd change into his little Speedos.

I'm sure he noticed me staring at him in the shower. Once he turned to me and said 'The good thing about taking a shower is that you can take a piss at the same time' and let loose with a long stream without skinning back his foreskin, My heart was pounding so much I thought I'd have a heart attack.

Both of the Blues Brothers but mostly Jake. I think it was the attitude over the looks.

Ringo has BDF, no?

Steve from "Blue's Clues"

Alan Alda in Manhattan Murder Mystery.

Hopper the tyrannical grasshopper from ‘A Bugs’ Life’. Indefensible not only as he was a villainous genocidal bastard, but also was a Disney character voiced by Kevin Spacey.

The tall snooty bald guy from Mash

T-bag from Prison Break. I hate myself for it.

Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies

When I was a highschooler myself I always thought 18/19 year old chubby babyface Josh Peck was cute, and looking back I ponder whether moreso than before he discovered the gym and calorie counting and chainsmoking in his 20s.

Dgmw he looks objectively better as a stud now. He just isn’t appealing in the same way (or any way, to me) anymore even though we’re the same age and both improved in terms of looks. Guess that’s just how growing up does :(

[quote]Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type. It might have been NBC. Can't remember his name.

I think it's Dave Marash? My mom had a crush on him. He was on the local NYC CBS affiliate. More recently, he's worked for Al Jazeera English and in 2014 he joined Santa Fe, New Mexico, public radio station KSFR-FM 101.1 in as their co–news director.

"A graduate of Williams College, Marash worked at New Brunswick, New Jersey, station WCTC-AM (1450), where he hosted a nightly talk show, Dave Marash On Call. He had also been a reporter at WPIX. He did both news and sports reporting for WCBS Newsradio 88 in New York City. He subsequently worked at WCBS-TV in New York."

Sylar from Heroes.

Buffalo Bill

Not a crush but I had a [italic]dream[/italic] about Bacchus and I'm not sure what that says about me lol.

Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti

R234 Nothing weird about crushing on Donny.

Anyone else hot for hairy Rob Delaney?

I like him on Catastrophe but zero attraction for me.

The screenwriter William Goldman. When he had his handlebar mustache. Hoo-Wha!

Other than my Duck Dynasty gang bang fantasy?

R269-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.

[quote][R269]-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.

Or Chewbacca.

I have a lifelong crush on Bad Ronald.

Captain Phil Harris and Captain Sig Hansen. I don't know why

ON mama june from not to hot, her daughter has a boyfriend or maybe a husband named Josh. He's a fat redneck, but he has a sexy voice, is funny, has nice blue eyes. seems like a really likeable guy

R265 I always preferred him showing a bit of skin.

Elliot Stabler on L&O:SVU. Not Chris Meloni but the intense angry fucker who keeps everything inside and won't talk, even to Olivia, his best buddy. With all that inner rage, he'd throw a powerfuck.

R270 Klingons are better looking than those fuckers!

R276 you know he was repressed AF.

David Thewlis. I just finished the latest Charlie Kaufman film on Netflix which I didn’t care for...but I found him oddly attractive, even when made up to look older and decrepit.

David Costabile

Ned Eisenberg

Ian Chillag

and just to show I am not a freak, Dominic Alburn

The Beast from Disney's animated film "Beauty and the Beast". But only as the Beast. He wasn't nearly as hot after he reverted back to his human form. He should've remained in "Beast" form.

Oh, and Brendan Coyle as Mr. Bates in "Downtown Abbey". Fuck Yes.

R279 yo I am watching that right now and I was thinking the same thing. He doesn’t look half bad- I’d fuck him.

This movie isn’t great. It lost me once they left the parents’ house. I just want it to be oveeeeer.

Jack Wild as, 'The Artful Dodger' in, 'Oliver'

Stephen Colbert as, 'Chuck Noblet'

Lion-O from the Thundercats

He was hot

R145 = posting from the great beyond.

Well a bunch of you call yourself "gay" to cover up being attracted to some weird shit.

The bald hotness of Mitch Pileggi.

Darren Goldstein from "The Affair" and "Ozark."

Dr Smith from Lost In Space

Mr. Peanut always does it for me.

I know not OP's intent but speaking of Dave's Killer Bread...I that not the best fucking bread on the market. I mean the white is not only organic and has some fiber and much healthier but SO good and the 21 grains or 21 something in the green bag is the best. It has so much fiber, real fiber, not added Inulin that other breads use to up their fiber content it's 5 grams of fiber and I think 5 grams of protein that is huge for one slice of bread and it's delicious! Plus a hunk is pictured on the bag. What more can anyone want from packaged bread.

R288 skinner was hot, nothing weird about that! Now if you had said Tooms or the Flukeman- that’d be weird.