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Weirdest crush you ever had

I'm attracted to Dave on the Dave's Killer Bread label.

by Anonymousreply 21403/17/2019

the back seat of uncle alvins white 66 tbird….where I sucked him.

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2019

Norm from "This Old House".

by Anonymousreply 202/20/2019

I have always been strangely attracted to the Jack In The Box big head guy. While he is almost always in a suit, there was one spot a few years ago in which he was wearing jeans - and omg, his basket was pretty fucking impressive. I've been hot for him ever since.

Definitely my weirdest 'crush'

by Anonymousreply 302/20/2019

The author photo on a weird-ass A.M. Holmes book. Masturbated to it.

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2019

Free later?

(I can get you fries)

by Anonymousreply 502/20/2019

(was for r3)

by Anonymousreply 602/20/2019

Johnny Bravo

by Anonymousreply 702/20/2019

Excellent choice, R4. Was it this one?

by Anonymousreply 802/20/2019

Louis Comfort Tiffany. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 902/20/2019

Aquaman of the old Saturday morning cartoons

by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2019

r7 Excuse me?

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2019

Harvey Korman.

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2019

Atlas from the 1980 Astro Boy anime.

I think I was 6 or 7 when it aired in France.

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2019

Newly inducted congressman Josh Harder.

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2019

Not necessarily David Arquette himself, but more so, the character of "Dewey" from "Scream". Incidentally, he happened to be in my neck of the woods recently working on a new movie with Richard Dreyfuss. Didn't get a chance to meet either of them though. I've seen some recent pics of David, and had no idea he was all tattooed up like that. Sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2019

Chris Morocco from the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Chris Morocco. He's not even good-looking at all, BARF.

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2019

These

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2019

Albrecht Durer

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2019

Space Pirate Captain Harlock, from the anime. I think it was that low-slung belt....

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2019

Barney Rubble. I have always been attracted to good natured, cute blondes.

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2019

Johnny Quest!

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2019

I used to have a crush on a co-worker who looked like the Oklahoma City Bomber.

He turned out to be a complete creep as well.

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2019

Speedracer! So cute.

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2019

Nightcrawler, of X-Men fame. The original comic book version, not any film version so far created. I was 12 and jerking off to his gymnast bod and tail and blue skin and fangs all the time. Terrible.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2019

It wasn’t a crush, but lust. I found G. Gordon Liddy, in his prime, incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2019

I had a crush on Speed Racer, R21, so I get the Jonny Quest love.

My weirdest crush was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I got to be like all the other 90s boys who were obsessed with Ninja Turtles. But I was secretly attracted to them. I think Donatello was my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2019

From "The year of living dangerously".

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2019

R25 - I knew someone ( male ) who had sex with him. Picked him up in SF back in the day. Knew who he was but it wasn’t discussed. Apparently he was gentle but passionate. Essentially, really something. And packing.

Incidentally, the man who told me that, who is no longer with us, was in no way a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2019

Eb from Green Acres.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2019

Wreck-it Ralph

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2019

Daniel Striped Tiger - the puppet not the cartoon

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2019

Not really a crush but always felt weird for thinking OBL was very good looking.

by Anonymousreply 3202/21/2019

My partner just told me that his first crush was on a cartoon character called Mighty Mouse. I had to look him up. Look at those sassy lashes!

by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2019

Maybe more repellent than weird but I find Matt Whitaker kinda hot :(

by Anonymousreply 3402/21/2019

I think Senator Tom Cotton is hot, in spite of myself.

by Anonymousreply 3502/21/2019

Not a crush but I hate-jerked off to this pic of a young W once.

by Anonymousreply 3602/21/2019

Michael Smerconish.

by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2019

Archer!

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2019

God yes, R38. The first time I spanked it to Archer, I thought I was nuts.

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2019

Archer is fucking hot, damn they should do him one one with another hot guy. Race Gannon too. Woof daddy.

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2019

norn cutson....Aspergers is “sexy wexy” .....as he likes to say!

by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2019

Jonathan Banks

by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2019

R41 I know who Norn is....had no idea he was an Aspie!

by Anonymousreply 4302/21/2019

Not that we can't use those answers here but we HAVE had the "politicians who are assholes but who I find hot anyways" thread before.

by Anonymousreply 4402/21/2019

Benjamin Netanyhu R44

by Anonymousreply 4502/21/2019

Stretch Armstrong was kind of hot

by Anonymousreply 4602/21/2019

I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.

by Anonymousreply 4702/21/2019

Conan O'Brien summer of 2014. Conan is the same age as my father yet I developed a weird crush on him that ended when I saw a picture of the bald spot on top of his head. Seeing that immediately turned him from celebrity crush to old man territory.

by Anonymousreply 4802/21/2019

R43. Then you never spent any time with him. His face is a mask of mental illness, replete with tics and twitches. This is nothing to mock or make fun of, however, his aspergers reveals itself in his extreme snobbery...he made a fool of himself in nyc and left in shame

PS I never had a crush on Norn...he’s a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 4902/22/2019

A dumb 21 year old Starbucks barista.

by Anonymousreply 5002/22/2019

OP, here is a long, but really interesting article about Dave.

by Anonymousreply 5102/22/2019

R49 I never said I *did* spend time with him. I simply said that I know who he is. We crossed paths online only. I basically knew his artwork and some of the things where he is a fan (TV shows).

I just thought it was unusual for someone to mention him here.

by Anonymousreply 5202/22/2019

R52 yeah, well, life is real unusual. Ain’t it?

by Anonymousreply 5302/22/2019

My 12th grade hot math teacher a former football player, and my hot sexy 9th grade Italian math teacher. He was movie star handsome, when he looked at you, it was like dreamy sex. He had a brother too, sexy but not quite as much.

by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2019

The Disney cartoon Aladdin--until one of my college students pointed out that he (Aladdin, not my student) didn't have nipples.

by Anonymousreply 5502/22/2019

What's Italian Math?

by Anonymousreply 5602/22/2019

R56, it's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

by Anonymousreply 5702/22/2019

[quote] It's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

You laugh, but this made me think of my big dicked guido math teacher.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 5802/22/2019

I didn't think anything could top the OP (a character on a bag of bread, really?) until I saw Jack from Jack-in-the-box. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 5902/22/2019

The Brawny paper towels illustration.

by Anonymousreply 6002/22/2019

Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers

by Anonymousreply 6102/22/2019

Bluto from Popeye is hot too

by Anonymousreply 6202/22/2019

Watching Wheel of Fortune now I guess Pat Sajak. I know he's apparently an asshole, and short, but there's something about him.

by Anonymousreply 6302/22/2019

r55, oh my God, Aladdin was soooo hot

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2019

The 9th grade math teacher, who was Italian, had all the girls melting in pools of desire...and several boys too. He was so hot and built. You could see nipples and muscles under his tight dress shirt. Dark hair on his arms when he rolled up his sleeves, a few hairs at his neck if he loosened his tie. He dressed beautifully. Tailored pants tight across his ass. Beautiful expensive looking shoes. Big feet. I remember him so well. He would stand outside his door as we changed classes. My locker was near his room. I made excuses to visit my locker often, and I shyly would say "Hi Mr S----." He grinned and said hi, while holding the door open with his big hands. Shivvers. Oh, i appreciate "Italian math." Good one! With him being so gorgeous, it was hard to learn any math.

by Anonymousreply 6502/22/2019

John Tesh

by Anonymousreply 6602/22/2019

Not weird, but a crush nonetheless... Stuart Damon from his starring role in the TV movie, Cinderella... He set my little gayling heart all aflutter. He was a friggin dreamboat back then. He is one of those OH!s --- where it takes awhile to realize these 2 characters are played by the same actor - Prince = Alan Quartermaine, and Sister Sisto on the flying nun is Rosario on Will and Grace..

by Anonymousreply 6702/22/2019

All the guys from the Bugaloos.

by Anonymousreply 6802/22/2019

Dan Castellaneta aka the voice of Homer Simpson!

by Anonymousreply 6902/22/2019

Groundskeeper willie when he rips his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 7002/22/2019

Patch, back then

by Anonymousreply 7102/22/2019

The Trivago guy.

Paul Hogan when he did commercials and was on the beach in a Speedo

by Anonymousreply 7202/22/2019

Neither is weird, R72. Both are/were attractive men

by Anonymousreply 7302/22/2019

Jodie Foster

by Anonymousreply 7402/22/2019

For a cartoon, this one definitely got me horny af

by Anonymousreply 7502/22/2019

I think good lighting, a good gimmick and an attitude can salvage many a man’s look.

When I was a little kid my forever love was Bryan Adams in all his jacked-teeth pock-scarred glory, though I actually think it was his rough skin that was part of the appeal. Thought a lot of footage/images have been scrubbed you can still see his scarring before laser treatment and without makeup in some early Canadian tv interviews. The same goes for gaunt scarred baldy Michael Stipe, before I knew what he would become. I just thought both of these skinny blonds were cool as hell how they didn’t care about their physical flaws and had such killer music that it translated to sexy.

Costumes also help. I had a thing for Meat Loaf but only when attired in the Phantom Of The Opera/Beast/Mozart getup in the ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’ MV and the poets’ blouses he wore on the BOOH tour. Billowing ruffles really did something for that guy. I also thought John Malkovich looked hot in that Dangerous Liasions outfit for Annie Lennox’s ‘Walking on Broken Glass’ MV. I had more of a crush on Annie, obviously, but didn’t we all rightfully?

Sidebar I’m a lesbian now with no interest in or attraction to grown men anymore.

by Anonymousreply 7602/23/2019

Peter Falk

by Anonymousreply 7702/23/2019

r76, nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉).

by Anonymousreply 7802/23/2019

Peter Falk was sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 7902/23/2019

R76 - I'm in that audience. Free tickets were distributed for the shooting of the video in Vancouver, as they needed to make it look like a concert. My roommate had two, but got stood up by whoever he was going to go with. So he asked me to come with him.

by Anonymousreply 8002/23/2019

[quote]nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉)

Really? Bryan kinda looks like a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 8102/23/2019

Retards!

by Anonymousreply 8202/23/2019

A crush on Archer?

Is there Archer porn?

by Anonymousreply 8302/23/2019

I was kind of attracted to Bryan Adams for awhile. Masturbated to his nude pic a couple times.

by Anonymousreply 8402/23/2019

Vic Tayback

by Anonymousreply 8502/23/2019

Lech Walesa.

by Anonymousreply 8602/23/2019

How about these guys (illustrator Greg Pak).

by Anonymousreply 8702/23/2019

the reconstruction of Cheddar Man the British ancient hunter gatherer with the black skin and blue eyes.

for some bizarre reason, he is sexy!

by Anonymousreply 8802/23/2019

Tony Soprano.

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2019

(Mr.) Blark, of Comedy Central’s latest offering BLARK & SON.

He terrifies as much as attracts me and I wouldn’t want the baggage of his PTSD or his garbage son, but he’d be a crazy-good fuck I’ll bet (literally as well as figuratively).

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2019

Glenn Beck. Inexplicable.

Bill Cullen too.

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2019

Him.

by Anonymousreply 9202/24/2019

Jim Parsons.

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2019

I'd love to give douchebag Jack Dorsey a blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2019

Well now I don't feel so strange about being attracted to an animated character. I couldn't wait to get home from school everyday to watch and I knew every episode by heart.

by Anonymousreply 9502/24/2019

James Cromwell lovingly caressing the back of my head as I’m deep throating him:

by Anonymousreply 9602/24/2019

Back in the days when I was a VERY young gayling, Soupy Sales. I always wanted to see his naked ass.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 9702/24/2019

Santa

by Anonymousreply 9802/24/2019

No Daddy issues there / /

by Anonymousreply 9902/25/2019

I will admit to whacking it to Aaron Schock/Paul Ryan fanfiction in my past.

by Anonymousreply 10002/25/2019

And the “Most Depraved Crush” award goes to... it’s a tie between Guy Who Craves Osama Bin Laden and Dude Who Hankers For John Tesh.

by Anonymousreply 10102/25/2019

OP, Dave of Dave's Killer Bread is a well-known guy in Portland, OR, where his company is headquartered. He's infamously an ex-druggie and a real asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10202/25/2019

R100 link please

by Anonymousreply 10302/26/2019

R69 I went to high school and was in some plays with him. Very nice guy--great with voices even then. A little on the shy side, except when in performance--might be spectrumy. We should all have such success!

by Anonymousreply 10402/26/2019

R103 There's a whole Tumblr dedicated to Paul Ryan, and Aaron features prominently.

by Anonymousreply 10502/26/2019

Patrick Duffy when he was The Man from Atlantis.

by Anonymousreply 10602/26/2019

Also Cosmic Boy in his ridiculous black costume.

by Anonymousreply 10702/26/2019

Fred from the scooby doo cartoons

by Anonymousreply 10802/26/2019

I have a crush on one of the Consumer Reports Talking Cars reviewers Ryan Pszczolkowski (end right). He's really cute but of all places to find a hot man. But for some reason he gives me wood.

by Anonymousreply 10902/26/2019

Guy Woodhouse, Rosemary's baby

by Anonymousreply 11002/26/2019

Pete from 30 Rock

by Anonymousreply 11102/26/2019

Gilbert O’Sullivan, in the 1970s, was one of my first crushes. He is a marvelous singer and songwriter.

by Anonymousreply 11203/01/2019

Here’s Gilbert O’Sullivan....

by Anonymousreply 11303/01/2019

Al Bundy from married with Children. He was a daddy and i would dream that he was to lazy to satisfy peg because we had just had glorious sex in a shoe store

by Anonymousreply 11403/01/2019

Jacob Rees-Mogg

by Anonymousreply 11503/01/2019

No judgments, but some of these are just...

by Anonymousreply 11603/01/2019

This dude.

by Anonymousreply 11703/01/2019

When I was around 13 or 14 the first time I ever saw the 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on AMC I thought Hans Conried was oddly sexy. I guess I've always been drawn to, stern faced, disapproving daddies.

by Anonymousreply 11803/01/2019

Cling frrom H R Pufnstuf

he's in red with only two arms

not Seymour spider who's getting handsy

by Anonymousreply 11903/01/2019

[quote]Al Bundy from married with Children.

There's NOTHING weird about an Ed O'Neill crush. He was a gorgeous , muscly stud before MWC. Even AS Al he was pretty damn cute.

by Anonymousreply 12003/01/2019

Rod Serling

by Anonymousreply 12103/01/2019

Mr. Clean

by Anonymousreply 12203/01/2019

My first crush was Mr. Mint the peppermint guy from Candyland

He's there on the bottom right. I wanted to live in the peppermint forest with him.

by Anonymousreply 12303/01/2019

Rex Harrison

by Anonymousreply 12403/01/2019

Daffy Duck

by Anonymousreply 12503/01/2019

Mowgli

by Anonymousreply 12603/01/2019

Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

by Anonymousreply 12703/01/2019

I won't lie, I think Michael Cohen is kind of hot.

by Anonymousreply 12803/01/2019

[quote]Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

That was a very sexy sequence. At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

by Anonymousreply 12903/02/2019

James Olson had the perfect body hair distribution. Love furry blonds.

by Anonymousreply 13003/02/2019

[quote]At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

Sadly, he appears to be wearing nude briefs.

by Anonymousreply 13103/02/2019

Tim Stack

by Anonymousreply 13203/02/2019

Tim Considine / Spin and Marty (back in '58/ age appropriate crush)

by Anonymousreply 13303/02/2019

I used to get a hardon when I was little watching Peppy LePew.

by Anonymousreply 13403/02/2019

Edward Scissorhands

by Anonymousreply 13503/02/2019

R131- thos3 photos make me want to rewatch the movie just for that scene.

by Anonymousreply 13603/02/2019

Thanks R131. I want to rewatch it too. Those scenes are early in the film.

by Anonymousreply 13703/02/2019

We get some of James Olsen's bare ass as well. Whenever I saw this movie as a kid this scene was always cut.

Like Planet of the Apes, Robinson Crusoe on Mars and one particular TOS Star Trek, The Andromeda Strain was one of the movies that had or implied male nudity that was broadcast periodically on our local TV station back in the 80s. I would rewatch them just for those brief glimpses but only if no one else was in the room otherwise I would feel embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 13803/02/2019

R13/R19 those aren’t weird, particularly if you’re bisexual or a female. The ‘bishonen’ (lit. ‘Beautiful man’) archetype is a staple in anime for a reason...people lap it up.

I had the same problem with YU-GI-OH!, everyone’s favorite show about ghosts possessing mentally-ill high-schoolers while a teen CEO complicit in warcrimes tries to exorcise them. I was a sexually-confused lil weeb once upon a time and ended up fantasising about most of the hot characters my own age (Joey, Tristan, Duke)..

I did have a ‘weird’ crush on one of the older femme characters, Pegasus. He’s in his 30s and the most blatant Eldergay stereotype you’ve ever seen. I’m still not sure if I was attracted to him and his lilting voice or whether I just wanted his private island/castle/wine dungeon/fabulous hair for my own (still a goal of mine now tbh).

He’s a great character anyway. Here he is in a scene from a kids’ franchise spin-off movie (that bombed), seducing his business partner (the kid with a dragon fetish) into ‘playing a game’ with him to acquire a trading card. Clock the white terry bathrobe, empty wine bottle and lascivious gaze. It’s all very Datalounge, now I think about it..😅

“I don’t see as well as I once did..” “IRGH” lmao I love Seto Kaiba, he gets so ANGRY.

by Anonymousreply 13903/03/2019

Growing up I liked watching Patrick Duffy on Step by Step. Not sure if weird but I was pretty young.

by Anonymousreply 14003/03/2019

When I was like five or six I had a huge crush on the lead singer from White Snake in the Here I Go Again music video. I thought he was so cool and good looking. My brother and sister give me so much shit now because of that.

by Anonymousreply 14103/03/2019

Reggie from the Archie comics.

by Anonymousreply 14203/03/2019

Mr McGoo

by Anonymousreply 14303/03/2019

Johnny Gomez from Celebrity Deathmatch. The original design, not the mid-00s redesign.

by Anonymousreply 14403/03/2019

Rudolph Valentino was my crush when I was a young teenage boy. Then he died.

by Anonymousreply 14503/03/2019

Some of these men ya'll infatuated on as kids are really handsome so the interest,I would say, is warranted.

When I was 5 I developed a bizarre crush on the knight from my Fisher Price Castle Playset. He looked so stoic and inscrutable and let's face it, military guys are HOT.

I would imagine I was the young prince captured by the dragon and the knight would have to come rescue me.

by Anonymousreply 14603/03/2019

This fucking dude. He was such a hero. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was like 4. I think she had a crush on him too. I always wanted to go to Central Park to see the tunnels where he lived.

by Anonymousreply 14703/03/2019

I used to watch the Kratt Brothers Animal Show “Zoboomafoo” on PBS with my nieces just to see their hairy legs and cute faces.

by Anonymousreply 14803/03/2019

Alex McArthur from Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video. Love that smile.

by Anonymousreply 14903/03/2019

^that's not really weird. He's gorgeous. I loved him in that video.

by Anonymousreply 15003/03/2019

St Sebastian

by Anonymousreply 15103/03/2019

Edward Snowden.

Actually, the moles simply send me.

by Anonymousreply 15203/06/2019

Corky from Life Goes On....God help me...

by Anonymousreply 15303/06/2019

Rip Taylor

by Anonymousreply 15403/06/2019

Junior Samples

by Anonymousreply 15503/06/2019

dj scribbles the house dj from mtv

by Anonymousreply 15603/06/2019

I met Rip Taylor r154 once and he was so sweet and sincere that by the end of our conversation (we sat next to each other on a flight) that I could have crushed on him based on his personality.

by Anonymousreply 15703/07/2019

R157 I didn't know Rip Taylor was still alive. Looks like he's got a documentary coming out soon!

by Anonymousreply 15803/07/2019

I always enjoyed his TV appearances R154. Nice to know he's also sweet and sincere in every day life.

Thanks, I didn't know that, R158, sounds like fun.

by Anonymousreply 15903/07/2019

Underwear Man Statue

by Anonymousreply 16003/07/2019

Jesus Christ. Our church had a beautiful stained glass window of his. I always thought I would be the one to save him from the romans and we would go and live in the desert together. I didn't know what we would do or even have sex but i was a pretty weird kid.

by Anonymousreply 16103/07/2019

The Brawny Paper Towel man, of course.

by Anonymousreply 16203/07/2019

This kid from "Idol" a few years back. Seriously, if I could fuck anybody in the world... Great mouth.

by Anonymousreply 16303/07/2019

As a kid, I was always crushing on cartoon characters. One of the biggest ones was Hal Jordan/Green Lantern.

by Anonymousreply 16403/07/2019

Another was Flint from the G.I. Joe comics.

by Anonymousreply 16503/07/2019

Fry when he wears his white briefs on "Futurama."

by Anonymousreply 16603/07/2019

Russell Johnson. He knew why.

by Anonymousreply 16703/07/2019

Back in the day,Kerry Drake, of the comic strip. Met artist Alfred Andriola who told me he occasionally would draw Kerry shirtless in the shower …. I remember being hot for his chest … Hot! Caused little me many a masturbatory fantasy. One fan was a midwest dentist who'd write Andriola with a record of when he last had Kerry in the shower!

by Anonymousreply 16803/07/2019

I had a huge crush on Monty Clift I didn't know how bad it was until I realized my partner when he was younger was the same height and build and was handsome like Clift.

by Anonymousreply 16903/07/2019

R48 i once saw Conan O'Brien out front of the Time-Liffe building on Sixth Avenue sitting with his staff and lots of clipboards. He was in shorts, INCREDIBLY hairy long legs!

by Anonymousreply 17003/07/2019

I'm into feet so when I was younger, I jerked off looking at my soles. Can't do that anymore (or at least cum from it). Also saw a retarded kid in high school taking a shower (maybe to wash the shit off him). Massive cock. Whacked off to that image for months. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

by Anonymousreply 17103/07/2019

The fox in zootopia lol

by Anonymousreply 17203/07/2019

Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHour. Every time I see him on, I just want to do nasty things with him!

by Anonymousreply 17303/07/2019

[quote]i met Rip Taylor [R154] once and he was so sweet and sincere

TESTIFY!

by Anonymousreply 17403/07/2019

[quote]Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHou

Ooh. I've got a thing for stern looking daddies, too. He's got a bit of the BDF and for 50 he looks great.

by Anonymousreply 17503/07/2019

Mark Trail

by Anonymousreply 17603/07/2019

Not wierd, just troubling. I've always been physically attracted to absolutely deplorable people. Alt-Right and neo-nazi types, etc.

I want to fuck Jacob Wohl like it's nobody's business!

by Anonymousreply 17703/07/2019

Can you get a crush on a man just because of his tree trunk thighs? Cuz it happened to me in '93

When I was 19 I would have done ANYTHING for uber DILF Bob Peck.

by Anonymousreply 17803/08/2019

Sexiest legs I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 17903/08/2019

My Lone Ranger action man

by Anonymousreply 18003/08/2019

Hulk Hogan action figure!

by Anonymousreply 18103/08/2019

Not so much a crush but I have a weird fascination with the older Iggy Pop.

by Anonymousreply 18203/08/2019

Donny Deutsch

I love when he giggles.

by Anonymousreply 18303/08/2019

Walter Matthau in Hello Dolly.

I think I have an issue with humorless, disapproving daddy types.

by Anonymousreply 18403/08/2019

Buffalo Bill

by Anonymousreply 18503/08/2019

When I was in high school one summer I worked doing odd jobs for Ringling Brothers Circus while they were in town (SF) I developed an intense crush on one of the star performers and I did everything in my power to cross paths with him day and night Jesus, he was HAF

by Anonymousreply 18603/08/2019

Jerry Orbach

by Anonymousreply 18703/08/2019

R96 You'll have to arm wrestle me to get him!

by Anonymousreply 18803/08/2019

Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song", also Prince Choke on My Long Horn in "The King & I" and later the Hawaiian surfer on the "Brady Bunch".

by Anonymousreply 18903/08/2019

The late Michael Carmine in "Batteries Not Included". He may have been a thug in the movie, but he could thug me as much as he wanted.... He wouldn't need batteries with my head between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 19003/08/2019

What was the most interaction you had with him r186? Those high school crushes are so painfully strong.

by Anonymousreply 19103/08/2019

When I was a kid I had a crush on the comic book character : I came for the dinosaurs but I stayed for Turok

by Anonymousreply 19203/08/2019

Ultra man!

by Anonymousreply 19303/08/2019

Uncas son of Chingachgook

by Anonymousreply 19403/08/2019

The Porn Star Rod Fontana .

Nothing about him is particularly attractive. When he was younger sure he had a beefy body, but as he got older just … no. He reminded me of my neighbor's incredibly hot but super intense, crazy, stuck-in-sergeant mode father. Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought he was hot b/c he fucked like most of the hot chicks in our neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 19503/08/2019

R194, Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful. Sadly, he died of Aids-related illnesses in the 90s

by Anonymousreply 19603/08/2019

Lurch

by Anonymousreply 19703/08/2019

[quote]Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful.

Baby, it's WEIRD crushes---not understandable ones.

by Anonymousreply 19803/08/2019

It's weird if you lust after an English man in a loin cloth portraying an 18th century Mohican Indian. I agree with you that loving Richard Warwick per se is not weird at all and shows exceptionally good taste.

by Anonymousreply 19903/08/2019

Uncas Schmuncas. However, when I attended a public lecture presented by the famous Red Indian Grey Owl my nervous system was all aquiver and I had this weird sensation throughout my extremities which persisted for a fortnight.

by Anonymousreply 20003/08/2019

I know this sounds bitchy but if ONLY native Americans looked like that.

by Anonymousreply 20103/09/2019

I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

by Anonymousreply 20203/11/2019

King Graham of Daventry

by Anonymousreply 20303/11/2019

Incel Joey

by Anonymousreply 20403/11/2019

Dumb-honest? Kevin Jonas. I was like 12. Not Nick, not Joe, not even the 4th one everyone forgets about (who at that time would have been age-appropriate for me) - no, I stuck on 20 year-old geeky femme Kevin (I barely remember why now, but I think it was because he was so girly, and funny in a goofy extrovert way). Of course I told no-one. It's not that Kevin is ugly or a terrible dude, just he's not the typical crush-object for a little girl.

I grew up to be a lesbian, so my choice in secret crush was probably a sound metric for what was to come.

by Anonymousreply 20503/12/2019

That is a shame about Incel Joey - because, seriously (Joey are you on DL reading this?), I find him incredibly HOT!

by Anonymousreply 20603/12/2019

[quote]I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

Sheena? Is that you?

by Anonymousreply 20703/12/2019

R206 - Yea but, I doubt Joey, or anyone, is into fat 68 year old Data Loungers.

by Anonymousreply 20803/12/2019

Superheroes, of couse. Superman and Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), also the Flash (Barry Allen). Hawt.

by Anonymousreply 20903/13/2019

Frank Murphy from [italic]F is For Family[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 21003/13/2019

Zipper Cat from the ‘80s cartoon The Get Along Gang

by Anonymousreply 21103/13/2019

I'm 56 and 'stocky', R208.

by Anonymousreply 21203/13/2019

Incel Joey or Uncle Joey?

by Anonymousreply 21303/14/2019

Robbie Rotten of Lazy Town

by Anonymousreply 21403/17/2019
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