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Weirdest crush you ever had

I'm attracted to Dave on the Dave's Killer Bread label.

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by Anonymousreply 27704/21/2019

the back seat of uncle alvins white 66 tbird….where I sucked him.

by Anonymousreply 102/20/2019

Norm from "This Old House".

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by Anonymousreply 202/20/2019

I have always been strangely attracted to the Jack In The Box big head guy. While he is almost always in a suit, there was one spot a few years ago in which he was wearing jeans - and omg, his basket was pretty fucking impressive. I've been hot for him ever since.

Definitely my weirdest 'crush'

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by Anonymousreply 302/20/2019

The author photo on a weird-ass A.M. Holmes book. Masturbated to it.

by Anonymousreply 402/20/2019

Free later?

(I can get you fries)

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by Anonymousreply 502/20/2019

(was for r3)

by Anonymousreply 602/20/2019

Johnny Bravo

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by Anonymousreply 702/20/2019

Excellent choice, R4. Was it this one?

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by Anonymousreply 802/20/2019

Louis Comfort Tiffany. Seriously.

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by Anonymousreply 902/20/2019

Aquaman of the old Saturday morning cartoons

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by Anonymousreply 1002/20/2019

r7 Excuse me?

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by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2019

Harvey Korman.

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2019

Atlas from the 1980 Astro Boy anime.

I think I was 6 or 7 when it aired in France.

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by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2019

Newly inducted congressman Josh Harder.

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by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2019

Not necessarily David Arquette himself, but more so, the character of "Dewey" from "Scream". Incidentally, he happened to be in my neck of the woods recently working on a new movie with Richard Dreyfuss. Didn't get a chance to meet either of them though. I've seen some recent pics of David, and had no idea he was all tattooed up like that. Sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2019

Chris Morocco from the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Chris Morocco. He's not even good-looking at all, BARF.

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by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2019

These

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by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2019

Albrecht Durer

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2019

Space Pirate Captain Harlock, from the anime. I think it was that low-slung belt....

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by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2019

Barney Rubble. I have always been attracted to good natured, cute blondes.

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2019

Johnny Quest!

Chris McKay to Direct Jonny Quest for Warner Bros. - ComingSoon.net

Warner Bros. has attached The Lego Batman Movie director Chris McKay to helm the upcoming live-action film adaptation of Jonny Quest.

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2019

I used to have a crush on a co-worker who looked like the Oklahoma City Bomber.

He turned out to be a complete creep as well.

Image: Today's similarities to Oklahoma City - POLITICO

Found on Google from politico.com

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2019

Speedracer! So cute.

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Nightcrawler, of X-Men fame. The original comic book version, not any film version so far created. I was 12 and jerking off to his gymnast bod and tail and blue skin and fangs all the time. Terrible.

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2019

It wasn’t a crush, but lust. I found G. Gordon Liddy, in his prime, incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2019

I had a crush on Speed Racer, R21, so I get the Jonny Quest love.

My weirdest crush was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I got to be like all the other 90s boys who were obsessed with Ninja Turtles. But I was secretly attracted to them. I think Donatello was my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2019

From "The year of living dangerously".

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R25 - I knew someone ( male ) who had sex with him. Picked him up in SF back in the day. Knew who he was but it wasn’t discussed. Apparently he was gentle but passionate. Essentially, really something. And packing.

Incidentally, the man who told me that, who is no longer with us, was in no way a Republican.

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2019

Eb from Green Acres.

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2019

Wreck-it Ralph

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2019

Daniel Striped Tiger - the puppet not the cartoon

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by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2019

Not really a crush but always felt weird for thinking OBL was very good looking.

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by Anonymousreply 3202/21/2019

My partner just told me that his first crush was on a cartoon character called Mighty Mouse. I had to look him up. Look at those sassy lashes!

Mighty Mouse and the Wolf (1945)

Mighty Mouse and the Wolf (1945)

by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2019

Maybe more repellent than weird but I find Matt Whitaker kinda hot :(

by Anonymousreply 3402/21/2019

I think Senator Tom Cotton is hot, in spite of myself.

by Anonymousreply 3502/21/2019

Not a crush but I hate-jerked off to this pic of a young W once.

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by Anonymousreply 3602/21/2019

Michael Smerconish.

by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2019

Archer!

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2019

God yes, R38. The first time I spanked it to Archer, I thought I was nuts.

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2019

Archer is fucking hot, damn they should do him one one with another hot guy. Race Gannon too. Woof daddy.

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2019

norn cutson....Aspergers is “sexy wexy” .....as he likes to say!

by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2019

Jonathan Banks

by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2019

R41 I know who Norn is....had no idea he was an Aspie!

by Anonymousreply 4302/21/2019

Not that we can't use those answers here but we HAVE had the "politicians who are assholes but who I find hot anyways" thread before.

by Anonymousreply 4402/21/2019

Benjamin Netanyhu R44

by Anonymousreply 4502/21/2019

Stretch Armstrong was kind of hot

by Anonymousreply 4602/21/2019

I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.

by Anonymousreply 4702/21/2019

Conan O'Brien summer of 2014. Conan is the same age as my father yet I developed a weird crush on him that ended when I saw a picture of the bald spot on top of his head. Seeing that immediately turned him from celebrity crush to old man territory.

by Anonymousreply 4802/21/2019

R43. Then you never spent any time with him. His face is a mask of mental illness, replete with tics and twitches. This is nothing to mock or make fun of, however, his aspergers reveals itself in his extreme snobbery...he made a fool of himself in nyc and left in shame

PS I never had a crush on Norn...he’s a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 4902/22/2019

A dumb 21 year old Starbucks barista.

by Anonymousreply 5002/22/2019

OP, here is a long, but really interesting article about Dave.

The Story of Dave and His Killer Bread

Dave’s Killer Bread has become a cult favorite across the nation, drawing in both health-conscious consumers and those who root for an unlikely success story. But you won’t find the full story on the bread packaging.

by Anonymousreply 5102/22/2019

R49 I never said I *did* spend time with him. I simply said that I know who he is. We crossed paths online only. I basically knew his artwork and some of the things where he is a fan (TV shows).

I just thought it was unusual for someone to mention him here.

by Anonymousreply 5202/22/2019

R52 yeah, well, life is real unusual. Ain’t it?

by Anonymousreply 5302/22/2019

My 12th grade hot math teacher a former football player, and my hot sexy 9th grade Italian math teacher. He was movie star handsome, when he looked at you, it was like dreamy sex. He had a brother too, sexy but not quite as much.

by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2019

The Disney cartoon Aladdin--until one of my college students pointed out that he (Aladdin, not my student) didn't have nipples.

by Anonymousreply 5502/22/2019

What's Italian Math?

by Anonymousreply 5602/22/2019

R56, it's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

by Anonymousreply 5702/22/2019

[quote] It's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.

You laugh, but this made me think of my big dicked guido math teacher.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 5802/22/2019

I didn't think anything could top the OP (a character on a bag of bread, really?) until I saw Jack from Jack-in-the-box. WTF.

by Anonymousreply 5902/22/2019

The Brawny paper towels illustration.

by Anonymousreply 6002/22/2019

Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers

by Anonymousreply 6102/22/2019

Bluto from Popeye is hot too

by Anonymousreply 6202/22/2019

Watching Wheel of Fortune now I guess Pat Sajak. I know he's apparently an asshole, and short, but there's something about him.

by Anonymousreply 6302/22/2019

r55, oh my God, Aladdin was soooo hot

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2019

The 9th grade math teacher, who was Italian, had all the girls melting in pools of desire...and several boys too. He was so hot and built. You could see nipples and muscles under his tight dress shirt. Dark hair on his arms when he rolled up his sleeves, a few hairs at his neck if he loosened his tie. He dressed beautifully. Tailored pants tight across his ass. Beautiful expensive looking shoes. Big feet. I remember him so well. He would stand outside his door as we changed classes. My locker was near his room. I made excuses to visit my locker often, and I shyly would say "Hi Mr S----." He grinned and said hi, while holding the door open with his big hands. Shivvers. Oh, i appreciate "Italian math." Good one! With him being so gorgeous, it was hard to learn any math.

by Anonymousreply 6502/22/2019

John Tesh

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Not weird, but a crush nonetheless... Stuart Damon from his starring role in the TV movie, Cinderella... He set my little gayling heart all aflutter. He was a friggin dreamboat back then. He is one of those OH!s --- where it takes awhile to realize these 2 characters are played by the same actor - Prince = Alan Quartermaine, and Sister Sisto on the flying nun is Rosario on Will and Grace..

by Anonymousreply 6702/22/2019

All the guys from the Bugaloos.

by Anonymousreply 6802/22/2019

Dan Castellaneta aka the voice of Homer Simpson!

Image: Dan Castellaneta | Married with Children Wiki | FANDOM powered by ...

Found on Google from marriedwithchildren.fandom.com

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Groundskeeper willie when he rips his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 7002/22/2019

Patch, back then

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The Trivago guy.

Paul Hogan when he did commercials and was on the beach in a Speedo

by Anonymousreply 7202/22/2019

Neither is weird, R72. Both are/were attractive men

by Anonymousreply 7302/22/2019

Jodie Foster

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For a cartoon, this one definitely got me horny af

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I think good lighting, a good gimmick and an attitude can salvage many a man’s look.

When I was a little kid my forever love was Bryan Adams in all his jacked-teeth pock-scarred glory, though I actually think it was his rough skin that was part of the appeal. Thought a lot of footage/images have been scrubbed you can still see his scarring before laser treatment and without makeup in some early Canadian tv interviews. The same goes for gaunt scarred baldy Michael Stipe, before I knew what he would become. I just thought both of these skinny blonds were cool as hell how they didn’t care about their physical flaws and had such killer music that it translated to sexy.

Costumes also help. I had a thing for Meat Loaf but only when attired in the Phantom Of The Opera/Beast/Mozart getup in the ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’ MV and the poets’ blouses he wore on the BOOH tour. Billowing ruffles really did something for that guy. I also thought John Malkovich looked hot in that Dangerous Liasions outfit for Annie Lennox’s ‘Walking on Broken Glass’ MV. I had more of a crush on Annie, obviously, but didn’t we all rightfully?

Sidebar I’m a lesbian now with no interest in or attraction to grown men anymore.

Bryan Adams - Somebody (Official Music Video)

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by Anonymousreply 7602/23/2019

Peter Falk

Image: 158 Best Peter Falk images | Columbo peter falk, Perry mason ...

Found on Google from pinterest.com

by Anonymousreply 7702/23/2019

r76, nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉).

by Anonymousreply 7802/23/2019

Peter Falk was sexy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 7902/23/2019

R76 - I'm in that audience. Free tickets were distributed for the shooting of the video in Vancouver, as they needed to make it look like a concert. My roommate had two, but got stood up by whoever he was going to go with. So he asked me to come with him.

by Anonymousreply 8002/23/2019

[quote]nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉)

Really? Bryan kinda looks like a lesbian.

Bryan Adams - Somebody (Official Music Video)

Pre-order the 45th anniversary edition of ‘Reckless’ now! Available November 10 (UK), November 24 (US) Remastered CD - http://smarturl.it/BryAdmsReckless Vin...

by Anonymousreply 8102/23/2019

Retards!

by Anonymousreply 8202/23/2019

A crush on Archer?

Is there Archer porn?

by Anonymousreply 8302/23/2019

I was kind of attracted to Bryan Adams for awhile. Masturbated to his nude pic a couple times.

Bryan Adams' birthday gift to Elton John: A photo of his cock

Adams said on "CBS This Morning" that everyone is a good subject to photograph. "(It's) just about spending some time. The bigger the character the better. Even shy is an attribute."But Adams himself ...

by Anonymousreply 8402/23/2019

Vic Tayback

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Lech Walesa.

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How about these guys (illustrator Greg Pak).

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the reconstruction of Cheddar Man the British ancient hunter gatherer with the black skin and blue eyes.

for some bizarre reason, he is sexy!

by Anonymousreply 8802/23/2019

Tony Soprano.

by Anonymousreply 8902/24/2019

(Mr.) Blark, of Comedy Central’s latest offering BLARK & SON.

He terrifies as much as attracts me and I wouldn’t want the baggage of his PTSD or his garbage son, but he’d be a crazy-good fuck I’ll bet (literally as well as figuratively).

The Adults Are Not Alright - Blark and Son

When the internet goes out, Son comes to learn an important lesson about the adults in his life. About Blark and Son: Blark and Son follows the adventures of...

by Anonymousreply 9002/24/2019

Glenn Beck. Inexplicable.

Bill Cullen too.

by Anonymousreply 9102/24/2019

Him.

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Jim Parsons.

by Anonymousreply 9302/24/2019

I'd love to give douchebag Jack Dorsey a blowjob.

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by Anonymousreply 9402/24/2019

Well now I don't feel so strange about being attracted to an animated character. I couldn't wait to get home from school everyday to watch and I knew every episode by heart.

Spider-Man (1967) Cartoon Intro Opening Theme HD

Spider-Man was an animated television series in the superhero fiction genre. It was the original animated TV series based on the Spider-Man comic book series...

by Anonymousreply 9502/24/2019

James Cromwell lovingly caressing the back of my head as I’m deep throating him:

Image: That'll Do, Pig GIF - Babe WellDone ThatllDo - Discover & Share GIFs

Found on Google from tenor.com

by Anonymousreply 9602/24/2019

Back in the days when I was a VERY young gayling, Soupy Sales. I always wanted to see his naked ass.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 9702/24/2019

Santa

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No Daddy issues there / /

by Anonymousreply 9902/25/2019

I will admit to whacking it to Aaron Schock/Paul Ryan fanfiction in my past.

by Anonymousreply 10002/25/2019

And the “Most Depraved Crush” award goes to... it’s a tie between Guy Who Craves Osama Bin Laden and Dude Who Hankers For John Tesh.

by Anonymousreply 10102/25/2019

OP, Dave of Dave's Killer Bread is a well-known guy in Portland, OR, where his company is headquartered. He's infamously an ex-druggie and a real asshole.

by Anonymousreply 10202/25/2019

R100 link please

by Anonymousreply 10302/26/2019

R69 I went to high school and was in some plays with him. Very nice guy--great with voices even then. A little on the shy side, except when in performance--might be spectrumy. We should all have such success!

by Anonymousreply 10402/26/2019

R103 There's a whole Tumblr dedicated to Paul Ryan, and Aaron features prominently.

Paul Ryan XXX

Things are getting steamy on Ways and Means...

by Anonymousreply 10502/26/2019

Patrick Duffy when he was The Man from Atlantis.

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Also Cosmic Boy in his ridiculous black costume.

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Fred from the scooby doo cartoons

by Anonymousreply 10802/26/2019

I have a crush on one of the Consumer Reports Talking Cars reviewers Ryan Pszczolkowski (end right). He's really cute but of all places to find a hot man. But for some reason he gives me wood.

Image: Volkswagen Golf GTI on Talking Cars Episode 38 - Consumer Reports News

Found on Google from consumerreports.org

by Anonymousreply 10902/26/2019

Guy Woodhouse, Rosemary's baby

by Anonymousreply 11002/26/2019

Pete from 30 Rock

Image: Interviews: Tim Meadows, Scott Adsit, Kevin Dorff at 2013 'Just ...

Found on Google from hollywoodchicago.com

by Anonymousreply 11102/26/2019

Gilbert O’Sullivan, in the 1970s, was one of my first crushes. He is a marvelous singer and songwriter.

by Anonymousreply 11203/01/2019

Here’s Gilbert O’Sullivan....

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Al Bundy from married with Children. He was a daddy and i would dream that he was to lazy to satisfy peg because we had just had glorious sex in a shoe store

by Anonymousreply 11403/01/2019

Jacob Rees-Mogg

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No judgments, but some of these are just...

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This dude.

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When I was around 13 or 14 the first time I ever saw the 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on AMC I thought Hans Conried was oddly sexy. I guess I've always been drawn to, stern faced, disapproving daddies.

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Cling frrom H R Pufnstuf

he's in red with only two arms

not Seymour spider who's getting handsy

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[quote]Al Bundy from married with Children.

There's NOTHING weird about an Ed O'Neill crush. He was a gorgeous , muscly stud before MWC. Even AS Al he was pretty damn cute.

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by Anonymousreply 12003/01/2019

Rod Serling

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Mr. Clean

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My first crush was Mr. Mint the peppermint guy from Candyland

He's there on the bottom right. I wanted to live in the peppermint forest with him.

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Rex Harrison

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Daffy Duck

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Mowgli

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Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

by Anonymousreply 12703/01/2019

I won't lie, I think Michael Cohen is kind of hot.

by Anonymousreply 12803/01/2019

[quote]Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.

That was a very sexy sequence. At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

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James Olson had the perfect body hair distribution. Love furry blonds.

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[quote]At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.

Sadly, he appears to be wearing nude briefs.

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Tim Stack

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Tim Considine / Spin and Marty (back in '58/ age appropriate crush)

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by Anonymousreply 13303/02/2019

I used to get a hardon when I was little watching Peppy LePew.

by Anonymousreply 13403/02/2019

Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands (1990) || Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder

Edward Scissorhands (1990) . A gentle man, with scissors for hands, is brought into a new community after living in isolation.

by Anonymousreply 13503/02/2019

R131- thos3 photos make me want to rewatch the movie just for that scene.

by Anonymousreply 13603/02/2019

Thanks R131. I want to rewatch it too. Those scenes are early in the film.

by Anonymousreply 13703/02/2019

We get some of James Olsen's bare ass as well. Whenever I saw this movie as a kid this scene was always cut.

Like Planet of the Apes, Robinson Crusoe on Mars and one particular TOS Star Trek, The Andromeda Strain was one of the movies that had or implied male nudity that was broadcast periodically on our local TV station back in the 80s. I would rewatch them just for those brief glimpses but only if no one else was in the room otherwise I would feel embarrassed.

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R13/R19 those aren’t weird, particularly if you’re bisexual or a female. The ‘bishonen’ (lit. ‘Beautiful man’) archetype is a staple in anime for a reason...people lap it up.

I had the same problem with YU-GI-OH!, everyone’s favorite show about ghosts possessing mentally-ill high-schoolers while a teen CEO complicit in warcrimes tries to exorcise them. I was a sexually-confused lil weeb once upon a time and ended up fantasising about most of the hot characters my own age (Joey, Tristan, Duke)..

I did have a ‘weird’ crush on one of the older femme characters, Pegasus. He’s in his 30s and the most blatant Eldergay stereotype you’ve ever seen. I’m still not sure if I was attracted to him and his lilting voice or whether I just wanted his private island/castle/wine dungeon/fabulous hair for my own (still a goal of mine now tbh).

He’s a great character anyway. Here he is in a scene from a kids’ franchise spin-off movie (that bombed), seducing his business partner (the kid with a dragon fetish) into ‘playing a game’ with him to acquire a trading card. Clock the white terry bathrobe, empty wine bottle and lascivious gaze. It’s all very Datalounge, now I think about it..😅

“I don’t see as well as I once did..” “IRGH” lmao I love Seto Kaiba, he gets so ANGRY.

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by Anonymousreply 13903/03/2019

Growing up I liked watching Patrick Duffy on Step by Step. Not sure if weird but I was pretty young.

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When I was like five or six I had a huge crush on the lead singer from White Snake in the Here I Go Again music video. I thought he was so cool and good looking. My brother and sister give me so much shit now because of that.

by Anonymousreply 14103/03/2019

Reggie from the Archie comics.

by Anonymousreply 14203/03/2019

Mr McGoo

by Anonymousreply 14303/03/2019

Johnny Gomez from Celebrity Deathmatch. The original design, not the mid-00s redesign.

by Anonymousreply 14403/03/2019

Rudolph Valentino was my crush when I was a young teenage boy. Then he died.

by Anonymousreply 14503/03/2019

Some of these men ya'll infatuated on as kids are really handsome so the interest,I would say, is warranted.

When I was 5 I developed a bizarre crush on the knight from my Fisher Price Castle Playset. He looked so stoic and inscrutable and let's face it, military guys are HOT.

I would imagine I was the young prince captured by the dragon and the knight would have to come rescue me.

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This fucking dude. He was such a hero. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was like 4. I think she had a crush on him too. I always wanted to go to Central Park to see the tunnels where he lived.

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I used to watch the Kratt Brothers Animal Show “Zoboomafoo” on PBS with my nieces just to see their hairy legs and cute faces.

Image: Remembering a star: Jovian, lemur host of Zoboomafoo, passes away ...

Found on Google from lemur.duke.edu

by Anonymousreply 14803/03/2019

Alex McArthur from Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video. Love that smile.

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by Anonymousreply 14903/03/2019

^that's not really weird. He's gorgeous. I loved him in that video.

by Anonymousreply 15003/03/2019

St Sebastian

by Anonymousreply 15103/03/2019

Edward Snowden.

Actually, the moles simply send me.

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by Anonymousreply 15203/06/2019

Corky from Life Goes On....God help me...

by Anonymousreply 15303/06/2019

Rip Taylor

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Junior Samples

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dj scribbles the house dj from mtv

by Anonymousreply 15603/06/2019

I met Rip Taylor r154 once and he was so sweet and sincere that by the end of our conversation (we sat next to each other on a flight) that I could have crushed on him based on his personality.

by Anonymousreply 15703/07/2019

R157 I didn't know Rip Taylor was still alive. Looks like he's got a documentary coming out soon!

by Anonymousreply 15803/07/2019

I always enjoyed his TV appearances R154. Nice to know he's also sweet and sincere in every day life.

Thanks, I didn't know that, R158, sounds like fun.

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by Anonymousreply 15903/07/2019

Underwear Man Statue

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Jesus Christ. Our church had a beautiful stained glass window of his. I always thought I would be the one to save him from the romans and we would go and live in the desert together. I didn't know what we would do or even have sex but i was a pretty weird kid.

by Anonymousreply 16103/07/2019

The Brawny Paper Towel man, of course.

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This kid from "Idol" a few years back. Seriously, if I could fuck anybody in the world... Great mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 16303/07/2019

As a kid, I was always crushing on cartoon characters. One of the biggest ones was Hal Jordan/Green Lantern.

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Another was Flint from the G.I. Joe comics.

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Fry when he wears his white briefs on "Futurama."

by Anonymousreply 16603/07/2019

Russell Johnson. He knew why.

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Back in the day,Kerry Drake, of the comic strip. Met artist Alfred Andriola who told me he occasionally would draw Kerry shirtless in the shower …. I remember being hot for his chest … Hot! Caused little me many a masturbatory fantasy. One fan was a midwest dentist who'd write Andriola with a record of when he last had Kerry in the shower!

by Anonymousreply 16803/07/2019

I had a huge crush on Monty Clift I didn't know how bad it was until I realized my partner when he was younger was the same height and build and was handsome like Clift.

Image: 42 Best Montgomery Clift images | Montgomery clift, Classic ...

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by Anonymousreply 16903/07/2019

R48 i once saw Conan O'Brien out front of the Time-Liffe building on Sixth Avenue sitting with his staff and lots of clipboards. He was in shorts, INCREDIBLY hairy long legs!

by Anonymousreply 17003/07/2019

I'm into feet so when I was younger, I jerked off looking at my soles. Can't do that anymore (or at least cum from it). Also saw a retarded kid in high school taking a shower (maybe to wash the shit off him). Massive cock. Whacked off to that image for months. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

by Anonymousreply 17103/07/2019

The fox in zootopia lol

by Anonymousreply 17203/07/2019

Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHour. Every time I see him on, I just want to do nasty things with him!

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by Anonymousreply 17303/07/2019

[quote]i met Rip Taylor [R154] once and he was so sweet and sincere

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[quote]Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHou

Ooh. I've got a thing for stern looking daddies, too. He's got a bit of the BDF and for 50 he looks great.

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Mark Trail

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by Anonymousreply 17603/07/2019

Not wierd, just troubling. I've always been physically attracted to absolutely deplorable people. Alt-Right and neo-nazi types, etc.

I want to fuck Jacob Wohl like it's nobody's business!

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Can you get a crush on a man just because of his tree trunk thighs? Cuz it happened to me in '93

When I was 19 I would have done ANYTHING for uber DILF Bob Peck.

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Sexiest legs I've ever seen.

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My Lone Ranger action man

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Hulk Hogan action figure!

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by Anonymousreply 18103/08/2019

Not so much a crush but I have a weird fascination with the older Iggy Pop.

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by Anonymousreply 18203/08/2019

Donny Deutsch

I love when he giggles.

by Anonymousreply 18303/08/2019

Walter Matthau in Hello Dolly.

I think I have an issue with humorless, disapproving daddy types.

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Buffalo Bill

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When I was in high school one summer I worked doing odd jobs for Ringling Brothers Circus while they were in town (SF) I developed an intense crush on one of the star performers and I did everything in my power to cross paths with him day and night Jesus, he was HAF

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Jerry Orbach

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R96 You'll have to arm wrestle me to get him!

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by Anonymousreply 18803/08/2019

Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song", also Prince Choke on My Long Horn in "The King & I" and later the Hawaiian surfer on the "Brady Bunch".

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by Anonymousreply 18903/08/2019

The late Michael Carmine in "Batteries Not Included". He may have been a thug in the movie, but he could thug me as much as he wanted.... He wouldn't need batteries with my head between his legs.

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by Anonymousreply 19003/08/2019

What was the most interaction you had with him r186? Those high school crushes are so painfully strong.

by Anonymousreply 19103/08/2019

When I was a kid I had a crush on the comic book character : I came for the dinosaurs but I stayed for Turok

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by Anonymousreply 19203/08/2019

Ultra man!

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by Anonymousreply 19303/08/2019

Uncas son of Chingachgook

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by Anonymousreply 19403/08/2019

The Porn Star Rod Fontana .

Nothing about him is particularly attractive. When he was younger sure he had a beefy body, but as he got older just … no. He reminded me of my neighbor's incredibly hot but super intense, crazy, stuck-in-sergeant mode father. Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought he was hot b/c he fucked like most of the hot chicks in our neighborhood.

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by Anonymousreply 19503/08/2019

R194, Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful. Sadly, he died of Aids-related illnesses in the 90s

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by Anonymousreply 19603/08/2019

Lurch

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[quote]Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful.

Baby, it's WEIRD crushes---not understandable ones.

by Anonymousreply 19803/08/2019

It's weird if you lust after an English man in a loin cloth portraying an 18th century Mohican Indian. I agree with you that loving Richard Warwick per se is not weird at all and shows exceptionally good taste.

by Anonymousreply 19903/08/2019

Uncas Schmuncas. However, when I attended a public lecture presented by the famous Red Indian Grey Owl my nervous system was all aquiver and I had this weird sensation throughout my extremities which persisted for a fortnight.

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by Anonymousreply 20003/08/2019

I know this sounds bitchy but if ONLY native Americans looked like that.

by Anonymousreply 20103/09/2019

I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

by Anonymousreply 20203/11/2019

King Graham of Daventry

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Incel Joey

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Dumb-honest? Kevin Jonas. I was like 12. Not Nick, not Joe, not even the 4th one everyone forgets about (who at that time would have been age-appropriate for me) - no, I stuck on 20 year-old geeky femme Kevin (I barely remember why now, but I think it was because he was so girly, and funny in a goofy extrovert way). Of course I told no-one. It's not that Kevin is ugly or a terrible dude, just he's not the typical crush-object for a little girl.

I grew up to be a lesbian, so my choice in secret crush was probably a sound metric for what was to come.

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That is a shame about Incel Joey - because, seriously (Joey are you on DL reading this?), I find him incredibly HOT!

by Anonymousreply 20603/12/2019

[quote]I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.

Sheena? Is that you?

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by Anonymousreply 20703/12/2019

R206 - Yea but, I doubt Joey, or anyone, is into fat 68 year old Data Loungers.

by Anonymousreply 20803/12/2019

Superheroes, of couse. Superman and Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), also the Flash (Barry Allen). Hawt.

by Anonymousreply 20903/13/2019

Frank Murphy from [italic]F is For Family[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 21003/13/2019

Zipper Cat from the ‘80s cartoon The Get Along Gang

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by Anonymousreply 21103/13/2019

I'm 56 and 'stocky', R208.

by Anonymousreply 21203/13/2019

Incel Joey or Uncle Joey?

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Robbie Rotten of Lazy Town

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by Anonymousreply 21403/17/2019

Colin Quinn, during his SNL days

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by Anonymousreply 21503/25/2019

Mighty Mouse. But only the original one.

by Anonymousreply 21603/25/2019

Peter Jennings

by Anonymousreply 21703/25/2019

I have that exact brand and variety in my house as we speak, OP!

Jealous?!

by Anonymousreply 21803/25/2019

R215 I once saw CQ described as ‘dusty can of bottom-shelf olives at a bodega in Queens‘ and I’ve never forgotten it.

Bless that handsome man. He’s a hoot and he found a pretty beard.

by Anonymousreply 21903/26/2019

I had a pre-adolescent crush on Smurfette.

Once puberty set in, I was fixated on Archie Andrews. My lifelong love of redheads started with him.

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by Anonymousreply 22003/26/2019

Ed Tudor-Pole, but only during the Crystal Maze era

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Hank Venture

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by Anonymousreply 22203/26/2019

Myself! Such a self-hating piece of shit, but...those magnificent tits!!!

by Anonymousreply 22303/26/2019

I've had the biggest crush on Joe Biden. Everytime I see him my heart melts.

by Anonymousreply 22403/26/2019

The fox Robin hood lol I need help

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^perhaps not so crazy like a fox - wasn't the man who voiced Disney’s Robin gay?

by Anonymousreply 22603/26/2019

John Lithgow

by Anonymousreply 22703/26/2019

Seth MacFarlane - not sure what it is about him

by Anonymousreply 22803/29/2019

This one is not really weird but I had a major crush/attraction to the little blond boy on Lassie. I was watching repeats of it in the 1970's. Even then I knew that little boy was long gone and he was all grown up. It was a melancholy attraction.

by Anonymousreply 22903/29/2019

Mark McKinney from Kids in the Hall as The Chicken Lady. Just spent some time renewing that crush watching various clips on YouTube!

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by Anonymousreply 23003/29/2019

Disney’s Robin Hood is sexy, as that gif illustrates.

by Anonymousreply 23103/29/2019

John Michael Higgins, especially when he’s wearing shorts.

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by Anonymousreply 23203/31/2019

Welcome back to the DL John! R228

by Anonymousreply 23303/31/2019

R225- I too found Robin Hood sexy as well- also the Fantastic Mr. Fox.

Donny Osmond

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by Anonymousreply 23403/31/2019

More shameful than weird, but; my preteen self had a secret thing for skinny pasty ginge leprechaun Seth Green, even and especially as he appeared in CAN’T HARDLY WAIT with the gross spikes in his hair and the fake bass in his voice and the wannabe raver attire. In retrospect he looked fucking stupid, couldn’t work and allegedly was or is an awful person, but I didn’t know that at 8/9 years old (isn’t he literally 5”4 tall and said to be kind of a greasy perv, too?)

I’m so glad I grew up and fell in real respectable lesbian love as a teen with beautiful Amber Benson instead.

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by Anonymousreply 23503/31/2019

ET! Must be the soulful eyes.

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Woody Allen after I saw the documentary Wild Man Blues.

by Anonymousreply 23703/31/2019

Jo from The Facts of Life

by Anonymousreply 23803/31/2019

Freddy Krueger

by Anonymousreply 23903/31/2019

Michael Scott not Steve Carell.

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Clutch Cargo. I wonder what it would be like getting a blowjob from him.

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Spider-man.

by Anonymousreply 24203/31/2019

My dad had some postcard books from a trip to Rome in the 50’s. I discovered them when I was about 8. Not porn, just pictures of the sights and architecture. I was seriously aroused by Michaelangelo’s Pieta. I would drape myself across my bed in a gold satin sheet and pretend I was Jesus. It made me feel funny down there.

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by Anonymousreply 24303/31/2019

And then I discovered the Laocoon group!

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Just rediscovered another weird crush...Ringo Starr. He could fuck me seven ways to Sunday!

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by Anonymousreply 24504/05/2019

I've had crushes on several silent-era actors, some of whom were much hotter than actors today.

by Anonymousreply 24604/11/2019

Oliver Platt, ever since Lake Placid.

by Anonymousreply 24704/11/2019

Vic Tayback when he was on Alice was a big one and Max Gail from Barney Miller.

by Anonymousreply 24804/11/2019

Shadoe Stevens

Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type.

It might have been NBC.

Can't remember his name.

by Anonymousreply 24904/11/2019

[quote] Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song",

Yes! He was an early heartthrob of mine too. He was even cuter on M*A*S*H

My weird crush was Mr. Lee from the Calgon commercials.

He reminded me of my friend's older brother. He was born in Hong Kong and had the first uncircumcised penis I'd ever seen. He frequently took us swimming at the local pool and I was fascinated by his dick. I would make sure to get a locker near him and try to surreptitiously look when he'd change into his little Speedos.

I'm sure he noticed me staring at him in the shower. Once he turned to me and said 'The good thing about taking a shower is that you can take a piss at the same time' and let loose with a long stream without skinning back his foreskin, My heart was pounding so much I thought I'd have a heart attack.

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Both of the Blues Brothers but mostly Jake. I think it was the attitude over the looks.

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by Anonymousreply 25104/12/2019

Ringo has BDF, no?

by Anonymousreply 25204/12/2019

Steve from "Blue's Clues"

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Alan Alda in Manhattan Murder Mystery.

by Anonymousreply 25404/14/2019

Hopper the tyrannical grasshopper from ‘A Bugs’ Life’. Indefensible not only as he was a villainous genocidal bastard, but also was a Disney character voiced by Kevin Spacey.

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by Anonymousreply 25504/15/2019

The tall snooty bald guy from Mash

by Anonymousreply 25604/15/2019

T-bag from Prison Break. I hate myself for it.

by Anonymousreply 25704/15/2019

Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies

by Anonymousreply 25804/16/2019

When I was a highschooler myself I always thought 18/19 year old chubby babyface Josh Peck was cute, and looking back I ponder whether moreso than before he discovered the gym and calorie counting and chainsmoking in his 20s.

Dgmw he looks objectively better as a stud now. He just isn’t appealing in the same way (or any way, to me) anymore even though we’re the same age and both improved in terms of looks. Guess that’s just how growing up does :(

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[quote]Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type. It might have been NBC. Can't remember his name.

I think it's Dave Marash? My mom had a crush on him. He was on the local NYC CBS affiliate. More recently, he's worked for Al Jazeera English and in 2014 he joined Santa Fe, New Mexico, public radio station KSFR-FM 101.1 in as their co–news director.

"A graduate of Williams College, Marash worked at New Brunswick, New Jersey, station WCTC-AM (1450), where he hosted a nightly talk show, Dave Marash On Call. He had also been a reporter at WPIX. He did both news and sports reporting for WCBS Newsradio 88 in New York City. He subsequently worked at WCBS-TV in New York."

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by Anonymousreply 26004/19/2019

Sylar from Heroes.

by Anonymousreply 26104/19/2019

Buffalo Bill

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Not a crush but I had a [italic]dream[/italic] about Bacchus and I'm not sure what that says about me lol.

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by Anonymousreply 26304/19/2019

Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti

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by Anonymousreply 26404/19/2019

R234 Nothing weird about crushing on Donny.

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by Anonymousreply 26504/19/2019

Anyone else hot for hairy Rob Delaney?

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by Anonymousreply 26604/20/2019

I like him on Catastrophe but zero attraction for me.

by Anonymousreply 26704/20/2019

The screenwriter William Goldman. When he had his handlebar mustache. Hoo-Wha!

by Anonymousreply 26804/20/2019

Other than my Duck Dynasty gang bang fantasy?

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by Anonymousreply 26904/20/2019

R269-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.

by Anonymousreply 27004/20/2019

[quote][R269]-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.

Or Chewbacca.

by Anonymousreply 27104/20/2019

I have a lifelong crush on Bad Ronald.

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Captain Phil Harris and Captain Sig Hansen. I don't know why

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by Anonymousreply 27304/20/2019

ON mama june from not to hot, her daughter has a boyfriend or maybe a husband named Josh. He's a fat redneck, but he has a sexy voice, is funny, has nice blue eyes. seems like a really likeable guy

by Anonymousreply 27404/21/2019

R265 I always preferred him showing a bit of skin.

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by Anonymousreply 27504/21/2019

Elliot Stabler on L&O:SVU. Not Chris Meloni but the intense angry fucker who keeps everything inside and won't talk, even to Olivia, his best buddy. With all that inner rage, he'd throw a powerfuck.

by Anonymousreply 27604/21/2019

R270 Klingons are better looking than those fuckers!

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