I'm attracted to Dave on the Dave's Killer Bread label.
Weirdest crush you ever had
|by Anonymous||reply 277||04/21/2019|
the back seat of uncle alvins white 66 tbird….where I sucked him.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/20/2019|
Norm from "This Old House".
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I have always been strangely attracted to the Jack In The Box big head guy. While he is almost always in a suit, there was one spot a few years ago in which he was wearing jeans - and omg, his basket was pretty fucking impressive. I've been hot for him ever since.
Definitely my weirdest 'crush'
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The author photo on a weird-ass A.M. Holmes book. Masturbated to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/20/2019|
(I can get you fries)
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(was for r3)
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Excellent choice, R4. Was it this one?
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Louis Comfort Tiffany. Seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/20/2019|
Aquaman of the old Saturday morning cartoons
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r7 Excuse me?
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Atlas from the 1980 Astro Boy anime.
I think I was 6 or 7 when it aired in France.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/21/2019|
Newly inducted congressman Josh Harder.
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Not necessarily David Arquette himself, but more so, the character of "Dewey" from "Scream". Incidentally, he happened to be in my neck of the woods recently working on a new movie with Richard Dreyfuss. Didn't get a chance to meet either of them though. I've seen some recent pics of David, and had no idea he was all tattooed up like that. Sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/21/2019|
Chris Morocco from the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen Chris Morocco. He's not even good-looking at all, BARF.
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Space Pirate Captain Harlock, from the anime. I think it was that low-slung belt....
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/21/2019|
Barney Rubble. I have always been attracted to good natured, cute blondes.
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I used to have a crush on a co-worker who looked like the Oklahoma City Bomber.
He turned out to be a complete creep as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/21/2019|
Speedracer! So cute.
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Nightcrawler, of X-Men fame. The original comic book version, not any film version so far created. I was 12 and jerking off to his gymnast bod and tail and blue skin and fangs all the time. Terrible.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/21/2019|
It wasn’t a crush, but lust. I found G. Gordon Liddy, in his prime, incredibly hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/21/2019|
I had a crush on Speed Racer, R21, so I get the Jonny Quest love.
My weirdest crush was on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I got to be like all the other 90s boys who were obsessed with Ninja Turtles. But I was secretly attracted to them. I think Donatello was my favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/21/2019|
From "The year of living dangerously".
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R25 - I knew someone ( male ) who had sex with him. Picked him up in SF back in the day. Knew who he was but it wasn’t discussed. Apparently he was gentle but passionate. Essentially, really something. And packing.
Incidentally, the man who told me that, who is no longer with us, was in no way a Republican.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/21/2019|
Eb from Green Acres.
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Daniel Striped Tiger - the puppet not the cartoon
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/21/2019|
Not really a crush but always felt weird for thinking OBL was very good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/21/2019|
My partner just told me that his first crush was on a cartoon character called Mighty Mouse. I had to look him up. Look at those sassy lashes!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/21/2019|
Maybe more repellent than weird but I find Matt Whitaker kinda hot :(
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/21/2019|
I think Senator Tom Cotton is hot, in spite of myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/21/2019|
Not a crush but I hate-jerked off to this pic of a young W once.
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|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/21/2019|
God yes, R38. The first time I spanked it to Archer, I thought I was nuts.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/21/2019|
Archer is fucking hot, damn they should do him one one with another hot guy. Race Gannon too. Woof daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/21/2019|
norn cutson....Aspergers is “sexy wexy” .....as he likes to say!
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|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/21/2019|
R41 I know who Norn is....had no idea he was an Aspie!
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/21/2019|
Not that we can't use those answers here but we HAVE had the "politicians who are assholes but who I find hot anyways" thread before.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/21/2019|
Benjamin Netanyhu R44
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/21/2019|
Stretch Armstrong was kind of hot
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/21/2019|
I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/21/2019|
Conan O'Brien summer of 2014. Conan is the same age as my father yet I developed a weird crush on him that ended when I saw a picture of the bald spot on top of his head. Seeing that immediately turned him from celebrity crush to old man territory.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/21/2019|
R43. Then you never spent any time with him. His face is a mask of mental illness, replete with tics and twitches. This is nothing to mock or make fun of, however, his aspergers reveals itself in his extreme snobbery...he made a fool of himself in nyc and left in shame
PS I never had a crush on Norn...he’s a piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/22/2019|
A dumb 21 year old Starbucks barista.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/22/2019|
OP, here is a long, but really interesting article about Dave.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/22/2019|
R49 I never said I *did* spend time with him. I simply said that I know who he is. We crossed paths online only. I basically knew his artwork and some of the things where he is a fan (TV shows).
I just thought it was unusual for someone to mention him here.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/22/2019|
R52 yeah, well, life is real unusual. Ain’t it?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/22/2019|
My 12th grade hot math teacher a former football player, and my hot sexy 9th grade Italian math teacher. He was movie star handsome, when he looked at you, it was like dreamy sex. He had a brother too, sexy but not quite as much.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/22/2019|
The Disney cartoon Aladdin--until one of my college students pointed out that he (Aladdin, not my student) didn't have nipples.
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What's Italian Math?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/22/2019|
R56, it's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/22/2019|
[quote] It's like regular math, but your hot teacher is sliding you his cannoli while you add.
You laugh, but this made me think of my big dicked guido math teacher.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/22/2019|
I didn't think anything could top the OP (a character on a bag of bread, really?) until I saw Jack from Jack-in-the-box. WTF.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/22/2019|
The Brawny paper towels illustration.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/22/2019|
Boba Fett and the Stormtroopers
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Bluto from Popeye is hot too
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/22/2019|
Watching Wheel of Fortune now I guess Pat Sajak. I know he's apparently an asshole, and short, but there's something about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/22/2019|
r55, oh my God, Aladdin was soooo hot
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/22/2019|
The 9th grade math teacher, who was Italian, had all the girls melting in pools of desire...and several boys too. He was so hot and built. You could see nipples and muscles under his tight dress shirt. Dark hair on his arms when he rolled up his sleeves, a few hairs at his neck if he loosened his tie. He dressed beautifully. Tailored pants tight across his ass. Beautiful expensive looking shoes. Big feet. I remember him so well. He would stand outside his door as we changed classes. My locker was near his room. I made excuses to visit my locker often, and I shyly would say "Hi Mr S----." He grinned and said hi, while holding the door open with his big hands. Shivvers. Oh, i appreciate "Italian math." Good one! With him being so gorgeous, it was hard to learn any math.
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|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/22/2019|
Not weird, but a crush nonetheless... Stuart Damon from his starring role in the TV movie, Cinderella... He set my little gayling heart all aflutter. He was a friggin dreamboat back then. He is one of those OH!s --- where it takes awhile to realize these 2 characters are played by the same actor - Prince = Alan Quartermaine, and Sister Sisto on the flying nun is Rosario on Will and Grace..
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/22/2019|
All the guys from the Bugaloos.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/22/2019|
Dan Castellaneta aka the voice of Homer Simpson!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/22/2019|
Groundskeeper willie when he rips his shirt off.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/22/2019|
Patch, back then
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/22/2019|
The Trivago guy.
Paul Hogan when he did commercials and was on the beach in a Speedo
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Neither is weird, R72. Both are/were attractive men
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|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/22/2019|
For a cartoon, this one definitely got me horny af
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/22/2019|
I think good lighting, a good gimmick and an attitude can salvage many a man’s look.
When I was a little kid my forever love was Bryan Adams in all his jacked-teeth pock-scarred glory, though I actually think it was his rough skin that was part of the appeal. Thought a lot of footage/images have been scrubbed you can still see his scarring before laser treatment and without makeup in some early Canadian tv interviews. The same goes for gaunt scarred baldy Michael Stipe, before I knew what he would become. I just thought both of these skinny blonds were cool as hell how they didn’t care about their physical flaws and had such killer music that it translated to sexy.
Costumes also help. I had a thing for Meat Loaf but only when attired in the Phantom Of The Opera/Beast/Mozart getup in the ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’ MV and the poets’ blouses he wore on the BOOH tour. Billowing ruffles really did something for that guy. I also thought John Malkovich looked hot in that Dangerous Liasions outfit for Annie Lennox’s ‘Walking on Broken Glass’ MV. I had more of a crush on Annie, obviously, but didn’t we all rightfully?
Sidebar I’m a lesbian now with no interest in or attraction to grown men anymore.
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|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/23/2019|
r76, nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉).
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Peter Falk was sexy as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/23/2019|
R76 - I'm in that audience. Free tickets were distributed for the shooting of the video in Vancouver, as they needed to make it look like a concert. My roommate had two, but got stood up by whoever he was going to go with. So he asked me to come with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/23/2019|
[quote]nothing weird at all about an attraction to young Bryan Adams (unless you’re a lesbian 😉)
Really? Bryan kinda looks like a lesbian.
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|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/23/2019|
A crush on Archer?
Is there Archer porn?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/23/2019|
I was kind of attracted to Bryan Adams for awhile. Masturbated to his nude pic a couple times.
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|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/23/2019|
How about these guys (illustrator Greg Pak).
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the reconstruction of Cheddar Man the British ancient hunter gatherer with the black skin and blue eyes.
for some bizarre reason, he is sexy!
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(Mr.) Blark, of Comedy Central’s latest offering BLARK & SON.
He terrifies as much as attracts me and I wouldn’t want the baggage of his PTSD or his garbage son, but he’d be a crazy-good fuck I’ll bet (literally as well as figuratively).
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/24/2019|
Glenn Beck. Inexplicable.
Bill Cullen too.
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I'd love to give douchebag Jack Dorsey a blowjob.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/24/2019|
Well now I don't feel so strange about being attracted to an animated character. I couldn't wait to get home from school everyday to watch and I knew every episode by heart.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/24/2019|
James Cromwell lovingly caressing the back of my head as I’m deep throating him:
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/24/2019|
Back in the days when I was a VERY young gayling, Soupy Sales. I always wanted to see his naked ass.
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No Daddy issues there / /
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/25/2019|
I will admit to whacking it to Aaron Schock/Paul Ryan fanfiction in my past.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/25/2019|
And the “Most Depraved Crush” award goes to... it’s a tie between Guy Who Craves Osama Bin Laden and Dude Who Hankers For John Tesh.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/25/2019|
OP, Dave of Dave's Killer Bread is a well-known guy in Portland, OR, where his company is headquartered. He's infamously an ex-druggie and a real asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/25/2019|
R100 link please
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R69 I went to high school and was in some plays with him. Very nice guy--great with voices even then. A little on the shy side, except when in performance--might be spectrumy. We should all have such success!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/26/2019|
R103 There's a whole Tumblr dedicated to Paul Ryan, and Aaron features prominently.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/26/2019|
Patrick Duffy when he was The Man from Atlantis.
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Also Cosmic Boy in his ridiculous black costume.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/26/2019|
Fred from the scooby doo cartoons
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/26/2019|
I have a crush on one of the Consumer Reports Talking Cars reviewers Ryan Pszczolkowski (end right). He's really cute but of all places to find a hot man. But for some reason he gives me wood.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/26/2019|
Guy Woodhouse, Rosemary's baby
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Pete from 30 Rock
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/26/2019|
Gilbert O’Sullivan, in the 1970s, was one of my first crushes. He is a marvelous singer and songwriter.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/01/2019|
Here’s Gilbert O’Sullivan....
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/01/2019|
Al Bundy from married with Children. He was a daddy and i would dream that he was to lazy to satisfy peg because we had just had glorious sex in a shoe store
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|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/01/2019|
No judgments, but some of these are just...
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|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/01/2019|
When I was around 13 or 14 the first time I ever saw the 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T on AMC I thought Hans Conried was oddly sexy. I guess I've always been drawn to, stern faced, disapproving daddies.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||03/01/2019|
Cling frrom H R Pufnstuf
he's in red with only two arms
not Seymour spider who's getting handsy
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/01/2019|
[quote]Al Bundy from married with Children.
There's NOTHING weird about an Ed O'Neill crush. He was a gorgeous , muscly stud before MWC. Even AS Al he was pretty damn cute.
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My first crush was Mr. Mint the peppermint guy from Candyland
He's there on the bottom right. I wanted to live in the peppermint forest with him.
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Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/01/2019|
I won't lie, I think Michael Cohen is kind of hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/01/2019|
[quote]Dr Hall from the 1971 Andromeda Strain movie. During the decontamination events he has on a metal hood and a furry chest. I was in 5th grade and that was exciting in a naughty way.
That was a very sexy sequence. At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/02/2019|
James Olson had the perfect body hair distribution. Love furry blonds.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/02/2019|
[quote]At one point he's sitting naked in a chair and I swear you can see his reflection in front of him.
Sadly, he appears to be wearing nude briefs.
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|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/02/2019|
Tim Considine / Spin and Marty (back in '58/ age appropriate crush)
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/02/2019|
I used to get a hardon when I was little watching Peppy LePew.
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|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/02/2019|
R131- thos3 photos make me want to rewatch the movie just for that scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/02/2019|
Thanks R131. I want to rewatch it too. Those scenes are early in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||03/02/2019|
We get some of James Olsen's bare ass as well. Whenever I saw this movie as a kid this scene was always cut.
Like Planet of the Apes, Robinson Crusoe on Mars and one particular TOS Star Trek, The Andromeda Strain was one of the movies that had or implied male nudity that was broadcast periodically on our local TV station back in the 80s. I would rewatch them just for those brief glimpses but only if no one else was in the room otherwise I would feel embarrassed.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||03/02/2019|
R13/R19 those aren’t weird, particularly if you’re bisexual or a female. The ‘bishonen’ (lit. ‘Beautiful man’) archetype is a staple in anime for a reason...people lap it up.
I had the same problem with YU-GI-OH!, everyone’s favorite show about ghosts possessing mentally-ill high-schoolers while a teen CEO complicit in warcrimes tries to exorcise them. I was a sexually-confused lil weeb once upon a time and ended up fantasising about most of the hot characters my own age (Joey, Tristan, Duke)..
I did have a ‘weird’ crush on one of the older femme characters, Pegasus. He’s in his 30s and the most blatant Eldergay stereotype you’ve ever seen. I’m still not sure if I was attracted to him and his lilting voice or whether I just wanted his private island/castle/wine dungeon/fabulous hair for my own (still a goal of mine now tbh).
He’s a great character anyway. Here he is in a scene from a kids’ franchise spin-off movie (that bombed), seducing his business partner (the kid with a dragon fetish) into ‘playing a game’ with him to acquire a trading card. Clock the white terry bathrobe, empty wine bottle and lascivious gaze. It’s all very Datalounge, now I think about it..😅
“I don’t see as well as I once did..” “IRGH” lmao I love Seto Kaiba, he gets so ANGRY.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/03/2019|
Growing up I liked watching Patrick Duffy on Step by Step. Not sure if weird but I was pretty young.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/03/2019|
When I was like five or six I had a huge crush on the lead singer from White Snake in the Here I Go Again music video. I thought he was so cool and good looking. My brother and sister give me so much shit now because of that.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/03/2019|
Reggie from the Archie comics.
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|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/03/2019|
Johnny Gomez from Celebrity Deathmatch. The original design, not the mid-00s redesign.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/03/2019|
Rudolph Valentino was my crush when I was a young teenage boy. Then he died.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||03/03/2019|
Some of these men ya'll infatuated on as kids are really handsome so the interest,I would say, is warranted.
When I was 5 I developed a bizarre crush on the knight from my Fisher Price Castle Playset. He looked so stoic and inscrutable and let's face it, military guys are HOT.
I would imagine I was the young prince captured by the dragon and the knight would have to come rescue me.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/03/2019|
This fucking dude. He was such a hero. I used to watch this show with my mom when I was like 4. I think she had a crush on him too. I always wanted to go to Central Park to see the tunnels where he lived.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/03/2019|
I used to watch the Kratt Brothers Animal Show “Zoboomafoo” on PBS with my nieces just to see their hairy legs and cute faces.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/03/2019|
Alex McArthur from Madonna's Papa Don't Preach video. Love that smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/03/2019|
^that's not really weird. He's gorgeous. I loved him in that video.
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Actually, the moles simply send me.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/06/2019|
Corky from Life Goes On....God help me...
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dj scribbles the house dj from mtv
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/06/2019|
I met Rip Taylor r154 once and he was so sweet and sincere that by the end of our conversation (we sat next to each other on a flight) that I could have crushed on him based on his personality.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/07/2019|
R157 I didn't know Rip Taylor was still alive. Looks like he's got a documentary coming out soon!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/07/2019|
I always enjoyed his TV appearances R154. Nice to know he's also sweet and sincere in every day life.
Thanks, I didn't know that, R158, sounds like fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/07/2019|
Underwear Man Statue
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Jesus Christ. Our church had a beautiful stained glass window of his. I always thought I would be the one to save him from the romans and we would go and live in the desert together. I didn't know what we would do or even have sex but i was a pretty weird kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/07/2019|
The Brawny Paper Towel man, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/07/2019|
This kid from "Idol" a few years back. Seriously, if I could fuck anybody in the world... Great mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/07/2019|
As a kid, I was always crushing on cartoon characters. One of the biggest ones was Hal Jordan/Green Lantern.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/07/2019|
Another was Flint from the G.I. Joe comics.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/07/2019|
Fry when he wears his white briefs on "Futurama."
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/07/2019|
Russell Johnson. He knew why.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/07/2019|
Back in the day,Kerry Drake, of the comic strip. Met artist Alfred Andriola who told me he occasionally would draw Kerry shirtless in the shower …. I remember being hot for his chest … Hot! Caused little me many a masturbatory fantasy. One fan was a midwest dentist who'd write Andriola with a record of when he last had Kerry in the shower!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/07/2019|
I had a huge crush on Monty Clift I didn't know how bad it was until I realized my partner when he was younger was the same height and build and was handsome like Clift.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/07/2019|
R48 i once saw Conan O'Brien out front of the Time-Liffe building on Sixth Avenue sitting with his staff and lots of clipboards. He was in shorts, INCREDIBLY hairy long legs!
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/07/2019|
I'm into feet so when I was younger, I jerked off looking at my soles. Can't do that anymore (or at least cum from it). Also saw a retarded kid in high school taking a shower (maybe to wash the shit off him). Massive cock. Whacked off to that image for months. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/07/2019|
The fox in zootopia lol
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/07/2019|
Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHour. Every time I see him on, I just want to do nasty things with him!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/07/2019|
[quote]i met Rip Taylor [R154] once and he was so sweet and sincere
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/07/2019|
[quote]Right now, William Brangham of the PBS NewsHou
Ooh. I've got a thing for stern looking daddies, too. He's got a bit of the BDF and for 50 he looks great.
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Not wierd, just troubling. I've always been physically attracted to absolutely deplorable people. Alt-Right and neo-nazi types, etc.
I want to fuck Jacob Wohl like it's nobody's business!
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/07/2019|
Can you get a crush on a man just because of his tree trunk thighs? Cuz it happened to me in '93
When I was 19 I would have done ANYTHING for uber DILF Bob Peck.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/08/2019|
Sexiest legs I've ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/08/2019|
My Lone Ranger action man
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/08/2019|
Hulk Hogan action figure!
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/08/2019|
Not so much a crush but I have a weird fascination with the older Iggy Pop.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/08/2019|
I love when he giggles.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/08/2019|
Walter Matthau in Hello Dolly.
I think I have an issue with humorless, disapproving daddy types.
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When I was in high school one summer I worked doing odd jobs for Ringling Brothers Circus while they were in town (SF) I developed an intense crush on one of the star performers and I did everything in my power to cross paths with him day and night Jesus, he was HAF
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R96 You'll have to arm wrestle me to get him!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/08/2019|
Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song", also Prince Choke on My Long Horn in "The King & I" and later the Hawaiian surfer on the "Brady Bunch".
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/08/2019|
The late Michael Carmine in "Batteries Not Included". He may have been a thug in the movie, but he could thug me as much as he wanted.... He wouldn't need batteries with my head between his legs.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/08/2019|
What was the most interaction you had with him r186? Those high school crushes are so painfully strong.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/08/2019|
When I was a kid I had a crush on the comic book character : I came for the dinosaurs but I stayed for Turok
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/08/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 193||03/08/2019|
Uncas son of Chingachgook
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/08/2019|
The Porn Star Rod Fontana .
Nothing about him is particularly attractive. When he was younger sure he had a beefy body, but as he got older just … no. He reminded me of my neighbor's incredibly hot but super intense, crazy, stuck-in-sergeant mode father. Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought he was hot b/c he fucked like most of the hot chicks in our neighborhood.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/08/2019|
R194, Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful. Sadly, he died of Aids-related illnesses in the 90s
|by Anonymous||reply 196||03/08/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/08/2019|
[quote]Richard Warwick who played Uncas was truly beautiful.
Baby, it's WEIRD crushes---not understandable ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/08/2019|
It's weird if you lust after an English man in a loin cloth portraying an 18th century Mohican Indian. I agree with you that loving Richard Warwick per se is not weird at all and shows exceptionally good taste.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/08/2019|
Uncas Schmuncas. However, when I attended a public lecture presented by the famous Red Indian Grey Owl my nervous system was all aquiver and I had this weird sensation throughout my extremities which persisted for a fortnight.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/08/2019|
I know this sounds bitchy but if ONLY native Americans looked like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/09/2019|
I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/11/2019|
King Graham of Daventry
|by Anonymous||reply 203||03/11/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/11/2019|
Dumb-honest? Kevin Jonas. I was like 12. Not Nick, not Joe, not even the 4th one everyone forgets about (who at that time would have been age-appropriate for me) - no, I stuck on 20 year-old geeky femme Kevin (I barely remember why now, but I think it was because he was so girly, and funny in a goofy extrovert way). Of course I told no-one. It's not that Kevin is ugly or a terrible dude, just he's not the typical crush-object for a little girl.
I grew up to be a lesbian, so my choice in secret crush was probably a sound metric for what was to come.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/12/2019|
That is a shame about Incel Joey - because, seriously (Joey are you on DL reading this?), I find him incredibly HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 206||03/12/2019|
[quote]I remember crushing on ABC News anchor Peter Jennings.
Sheena? Is that you?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/12/2019|
R206 - Yea but, I doubt Joey, or anyone, is into fat 68 year old Data Loungers.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/12/2019|
Superheroes, of couse. Superman and Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), also the Flash (Barry Allen). Hawt.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/13/2019|
Frank Murphy from [italic]F is For Family[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 210||03/13/2019|
Zipper Cat from the ‘80s cartoon The Get Along Gang
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/13/2019|
I'm 56 and 'stocky', R208.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/13/2019|
Incel Joey or Uncle Joey?
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/14/2019|
Robbie Rotten of Lazy Town
|by Anonymous||reply 214||03/17/2019|
Colin Quinn, during his SNL days
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/25/2019|
Mighty Mouse. But only the original one.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/25/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/25/2019|
I have that exact brand and variety in my house as we speak, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 218||03/25/2019|
R215 I once saw CQ described as ‘dusty can of bottom-shelf olives at a bodega in Queens‘ and I’ve never forgotten it.
Bless that handsome man. He’s a hoot and he found a pretty beard.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/26/2019|
I had a pre-adolescent crush on Smurfette.
Once puberty set in, I was fixated on Archie Andrews. My lifelong love of redheads started with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/26/2019|
Ed Tudor-Pole, but only during the Crystal Maze era
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/26/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/26/2019|
Myself! Such a self-hating piece of shit, but...those magnificent tits!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/26/2019|
I've had the biggest crush on Joe Biden. Everytime I see him my heart melts.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/26/2019|
The fox Robin hood lol I need help
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/26/2019|
^perhaps not so crazy like a fox - wasn't the man who voiced Disney’s Robin gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/26/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/26/2019|
Seth MacFarlane - not sure what it is about him
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/29/2019|
This one is not really weird but I had a major crush/attraction to the little blond boy on Lassie. I was watching repeats of it in the 1970's. Even then I knew that little boy was long gone and he was all grown up. It was a melancholy attraction.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/29/2019|
Mark McKinney from Kids in the Hall as The Chicken Lady. Just spent some time renewing that crush watching various clips on YouTube!
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/29/2019|
Disney’s Robin Hood is sexy, as that gif illustrates.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/29/2019|
John Michael Higgins, especially when he’s wearing shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/31/2019|
Welcome back to the DL John! R228
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/31/2019|
R225- I too found Robin Hood sexy as well- also the Fantastic Mr. Fox.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/31/2019|
More shameful than weird, but; my preteen self had a secret thing for skinny pasty ginge leprechaun Seth Green, even and especially as he appeared in CAN’T HARDLY WAIT with the gross spikes in his hair and the fake bass in his voice and the wannabe raver attire. In retrospect he looked fucking stupid, couldn’t work and allegedly was or is an awful person, but I didn’t know that at 8/9 years old (isn’t he literally 5”4 tall and said to be kind of a greasy perv, too?)
I’m so glad I grew up and fell in real respectable lesbian love as a teen with beautiful Amber Benson instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/31/2019|
ET! Must be the soulful eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/31/2019|
Woody Allen after I saw the documentary Wild Man Blues.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/31/2019|
Jo from The Facts of Life
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/31/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 239||03/31/2019|
Michael Scott not Steve Carell.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||03/31/2019|
Clutch Cargo. I wonder what it would be like getting a blowjob from him.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/31/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/31/2019|
My dad had some postcard books from a trip to Rome in the 50’s. I discovered them when I was about 8. Not porn, just pictures of the sights and architecture. I was seriously aroused by Michaelangelo’s Pieta. I would drape myself across my bed in a gold satin sheet and pretend I was Jesus. It made me feel funny down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||03/31/2019|
And then I discovered the Laocoon group!
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/31/2019|
Just rediscovered another weird crush...Ringo Starr. He could fuck me seven ways to Sunday!
|by Anonymous||reply 245||04/05/2019|
I've had crushes on several silent-era actors, some of whom were much hotter than actors today.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||04/11/2019|
Oliver Platt, ever since Lake Placid.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||04/11/2019|
Vic Tayback when he was on Alice was a big one and Max Gail from Barney Miller.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||04/11/2019|
Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type.
It might have been NBC.
Can't remember his name.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||04/11/2019|
[quote] Patrick Adiarte, the cute boy in the baseball uniform in "Flower Drum Song",
Yes! He was an early heartthrob of mine too. He was even cuter on M*A*S*H
My weird crush was Mr. Lee from the Calgon commercials.
He reminded me of my friend's older brother. He was born in Hong Kong and had the first uncircumcised penis I'd ever seen. He frequently took us swimming at the local pool and I was fascinated by his dick. I would make sure to get a locker near him and try to surreptitiously look when he'd change into his little Speedos.
I'm sure he noticed me staring at him in the shower. Once he turned to me and said 'The good thing about taking a shower is that you can take a piss at the same time' and let loose with a long stream without skinning back his foreskin, My heart was pounding so much I thought I'd have a heart attack.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||04/11/2019|
Both of the Blues Brothers but mostly Jake. I think it was the attitude over the looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||04/12/2019|
Ringo has BDF, no?
|by Anonymous||reply 252||04/12/2019|
Steve from "Blue's Clues"
|by Anonymous||reply 253||04/14/2019|
Alan Alda in Manhattan Murder Mystery.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||04/14/2019|
Hopper the tyrannical grasshopper from ‘A Bugs’ Life’. Indefensible not only as he was a villainous genocidal bastard, but also was a Disney character voiced by Kevin Spacey.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||04/15/2019|
The tall snooty bald guy from Mash
|by Anonymous||reply 256||04/15/2019|
T-bag from Prison Break. I hate myself for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||04/15/2019|
Tackleberry from the Police Academy movies
|by Anonymous||reply 258||04/16/2019|
When I was a highschooler myself I always thought 18/19 year old chubby babyface Josh Peck was cute, and looking back I ponder whether moreso than before he discovered the gym and calorie counting and chainsmoking in his 20s.
Dgmw he looks objectively better as a stud now. He just isn’t appealing in the same way (or any way, to me) anymore even though we’re the same age and both improved in terms of looks. Guess that’s just how growing up does :(
|by Anonymous||reply 259||04/18/2019|
[quote]Also a guy who did local news from the NYC CBS affiliate, and occasional stints on national broadcasts. Dark, beefy, hairy Jewish daddy type. It might have been NBC. Can't remember his name.
I think it's Dave Marash? My mom had a crush on him. He was on the local NYC CBS affiliate. More recently, he's worked for Al Jazeera English and in 2014 he joined Santa Fe, New Mexico, public radio station KSFR-FM 101.1 in as their co–news director.
"A graduate of Williams College, Marash worked at New Brunswick, New Jersey, station WCTC-AM (1450), where he hosted a nightly talk show, Dave Marash On Call. He had also been a reporter at WPIX. He did both news and sports reporting for WCBS Newsradio 88 in New York City. He subsequently worked at WCBS-TV in New York."
|by Anonymous||reply 260||04/19/2019|
Sylar from Heroes.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||04/19/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 262||04/19/2019|
Not a crush but I had a [italic]dream[/italic] about Bacchus and I'm not sure what that says about me lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||04/19/2019|
Guru Gobind Singh Jayanti
|by Anonymous||reply 264||04/19/2019|
R234 Nothing weird about crushing on Donny.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||04/19/2019|
Anyone else hot for hairy Rob Delaney?
|by Anonymous||reply 266||04/20/2019|
I like him on Catastrophe but zero attraction for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||04/20/2019|
The screenwriter William Goldman. When he had his handlebar mustache. Hoo-Wha!
|by Anonymous||reply 268||04/20/2019|
Other than my Duck Dynasty gang bang fantasy?
|by Anonymous||reply 269||04/20/2019|
R269-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||04/20/2019|
[quote][R269]-The dudes above remind me of KLINGONS.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||04/20/2019|
I have a lifelong crush on Bad Ronald.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||04/20/2019|
Captain Phil Harris and Captain Sig Hansen. I don't know why
|by Anonymous||reply 273||04/20/2019|
ON mama june from not to hot, her daughter has a boyfriend or maybe a husband named Josh. He's a fat redneck, but he has a sexy voice, is funny, has nice blue eyes. seems like a really likeable guy
|by Anonymous||reply 274||04/21/2019|
R265 I always preferred him showing a bit of skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||04/21/2019|
Elliot Stabler on L&O:SVU. Not Chris Meloni but the intense angry fucker who keeps everything inside and won't talk, even to Olivia, his best buddy. With all that inner rage, he'd throw a powerfuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||04/21/2019|
R270 Klingons are better looking than those fuckers!
|by Anonymous||reply 277||04/21/2019|