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Bryan Adams' birthday gift to Elton John: A photo of his cock

Adams said on "CBS This Morning" that everyone is a good subject to photograph. "(It's) just about spending some time. The bigger the character the better. Even shy is an attribute."

But Adams himself doesn't seem shy about being the subject of photographs. In the forward of Adams' book, Elton John writes how he received a photo of Adams' penis for his 47th birthday.

Adams said, "I didn't know what to give him, so I gave him a photograph of my penis. (I) thought he'd appreciate it. Apparently it's in a very big gold frame. ... Subsequently, you know, we've become very good friends."

by Anonymousreply 5609/01/2014

Despite living in London, and having enough hair, is Adams too old for the Naxi youth haircut?

by Anonymousreply 110/14/2012

I wish my hot straight friends would give me photos of their cocks for my birthday.

by Anonymousreply 210/14/2012

Erect?

by Anonymousreply 310/14/2012

I hope it's not all pock-marked like his face.

by Anonymousreply 410/14/2012

I do this all the time

by Anonymousreply 510/14/2012

r2, straight? Bryan Adams is a closet case who gets rarely talked about, because he's kind of a bland artist with bland songs.

by Anonymousreply 610/14/2012

This is as made up as the Bieber dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 710/14/2012

I hate Elton John.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 810/14/2012

How sweet. A heartwarming gift.

by Anonymousreply 910/14/2012

I think he looks kinda hot now that he's older.

by Anonymousreply 1010/14/2012

I don't understand why he went back in the closet. Last I heard he was living on Mustique with his boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 1110/14/2012

At one point, Bryan was dating designer Todd Oldham. Don't know what happened to their relationship, but they were together at one point.

Bryan has godawful skin. Get some fillers, hon.

by Anonymousreply 1210/14/2012

And I wanted a toaster!!

by Anonymousreply 1310/14/2012

Sounds like Bryan is starting the coming out process.

by Anonymousreply 1410/14/2012

Does anyone remember he had a baby with his much younger 'personal assistant' about a year or so ago, and then had a relationship with some other woman?

Anyone?

No one?

by Anonymousreply 1510/14/2012

I never thought he was good looking, but I've changed my mind. He's aged great; he looks adorable.

by Anonymousreply 1610/14/2012

Yes, I remember R15 and I don't get it. A couple of friends (straight couple) were walking along the beach in Mustique and he came out of his house and started walking toward them. They thought he was going to tell them to get off his property. But he was very nice, chatted with them, and invited them in for wine. I asked if a woman was around (this was 7 years ago) and he said no. I asked if there was a guy there and he said yeah, "but he stayed kind of in the background."

by Anonymousreply 1710/14/2012

This thread is useless without the cock pic.

by Anonymousreply 1810/14/2012

Stunningly handsome man. I wouldn't change a thing, including the pockmarked complexion.

by Anonymousreply 1910/14/2012

r13 made me laugh out loud. At least he didn't give Elton hostess pants.

by Anonymousreply 2010/14/2012

How funny, of course, I sent Elton a pic for his birthday of a body part, but he probably didn't frame it.

by Anonymousreply 2110/14/2012

No one wants to look at your mud flaps anymore, Mom.

by Anonymousreply 2210/14/2012

My ex worked at the same agency as the guy who managed Adams' investments. He said he saw Adams come in once, he said he had never seen such scarred skin. Photos alone make it look bad, he said close-up it is pretty alarming. All that aside, he said he was a fit, handsome and friendly man.

by Anonymousreply 2310/14/2012

All I've got is a photograph?

by Anonymousreply 2410/14/2012

I could try to investigate where he lives but I'm too lazy, anyone notice a small hint of an accent which sounds something other than Canadian? It reminds me of the accent an American might pick up from living in The UK for a year or so, one that isn't affected (HELLO Madonna) but rather just develops through osmosis.

by Anonymousreply 2510/14/2012

What was the deal with Lindsey and her lotioned ass slipping on the stairs and falling on a teacup at Bryan's house? Also I've never seen a blond age so well.

by Anonymousreply 2610/14/2012

r15 - I remember the baby situation with the PA, where he declined to define the nature of their relationship publicly ie. it clearly wasn't a romantic relationship. I don't remember a subsequent relationship with a woman though?

r23 - How long ago was that? I would have thought he'd have improved his complexion with the laser treatments available now, like Brad Pitt has.

by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2012

Can you image how the op of the "Should I Call Out My Sister-in-Law on Inappropriate B-Day Card?" thread would have reacted to this?

by Anonymousreply 2810/14/2012

I loved his music in the 80s. I used to walk around Boston listening to him on my walkman.

by Anonymousreply 2910/14/2012

Better than the gift Elton got from Graham Norton when he appeared on his show - a football with a dildo stuck on it.

by Anonymousreply 3010/14/2012

He does not have a good reputation in the business.

See the link for more on this, but he somehow got AllMusic to remove all information about him, supposedly because he didn't like one of the reviews they wrote about his last record. If you're unfamiliar, AllMusic is like an online version of the Rolling Stone Record Guide. It's used as a reference for many people and it's absurd that an artist wouldn't want to be on there. The only thing I can think of that comes close in weirdness is Prince getting all militant about his online music/videos/image.

by Anonymousreply 3110/14/2012

R25, YES I definitely heard something that wasn't Canadian. It wasn't fake or affected like Madge's.

by Anonymousreply 3210/14/2012

His voice analyzed: It's Canadian, mixed with a bit of gayvoice and a bit of British parents. Mostly, sounds Canadian.

I know someone who sounds like that - Canadian with British parents.

PS: Who cares about the pockmarks. Everyone doesn't have to be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 3310/14/2012

Gayle: "He seems to like penises."

by Anonymousreply 3410/14/2012

3 x 5 ? or 8 x 11 ??

by Anonymousreply 3510/14/2012

On our last day of filming Golden Girls, I presented Betty, Rue and Estelle with a photo of my cock. I bet he got the idea from me. I know he was a big fan of the show.

by Anonymousreply 3610/14/2012

R27, this was around 1993. I bet he's had Fraxel or something since then, you're right laser has come along way.

by Anonymousreply 3710/14/2012

Okay, I wish my hot GAY friends would give me birthday gifts like that.

by Anonymousreply 3810/14/2012

I looked him up on Wikipedia after reading some of the posts here and viewing the linked video. Although he isn't my usual type and I wouldn't have looked twice at him during his heyday, I do agree that he's matured into a surprisingly attractive man (I wasn't able to see his pockmarks during the interview. Either the makeup and lighting were good, or I wasn't looking hard enough).

Anyway, under the Personal Life section on his Wiki page is a quote in which he indicated that he do NOT discuss his personal life. That's rather rare for straights, so you guys may have something here.

by Anonymousreply 3910/15/2012

his penis is full of white and black heads

by Anonymousreply 4010/15/2012

r40, my guess is that his penis has seen more white heads than black heads. But that's just a hunch.

by Anonymousreply 4110/15/2012

This reminds me of the time that the late, great hung actor Richard Harris, in response to a bad review from that noted critic, Rex Reed, sent him a picture of just his cock.

Apparently it was quite a spectacular sight too. If you have ever seen the young Richard in action in his many movies, you can usually catch glimpses of what he was packing.

by Anonymousreply 4210/15/2012

He's been hiding in plain site for years. "Summer of 69"? Please. That's his anthem.

by Anonymousreply 4310/15/2012

I think he looks GREAT! LOVE that haircut, but the loafers with no socks on a morning show?

Unh, unh.

by Anonymousreply 4410/15/2012

His face looks pretty clear to me in that clip. Laser treatments or just make up?

by Anonymousreply 4510/15/2012

For a quick second I mistook him for a botoxed Bill Pullman.

by Anonymousreply 4610/15/2012

I love you R19. Pockmarks were one of my flaws. I remember sitting with my boyfriend and he was commenting on how Bryan Adams should do something about his face and I'd be cringing. They didn't really have much to help with the problem back then ... until recently with peels and lasers which work well. And it's true. As you get older, the scars do fade somewhat.

by Anonymousreply 4710/15/2012

The way everyone worshipped Bruce Springsteen in the eighties is the way I worshipped Bryan Adams.

He gave a concert at MSG at the height of his career which remains one of the best concerts I have seen in my life.

I have not seen him perform in recent years, so I definitely hope he tours again at a place like the Beacon.

by Anonymousreply 4810/15/2012

This thread truly is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 4910/16/2012

Fingers crossed that Bryan Adams picks my name for Secret Santa this year!!!

by Anonymousreply 5010/18/2012

R47, I agree with r19. No one is perfect. Embrace your looks and If others judge you or criticize you for pockmarks, they are the ugly bitchy ones. I hope you dropped your insensitive bf.

W&W for r50. Very funny

by Anonymousreply 5110/18/2012

I don't know what happened but he was heavy with Raquel Pena in the '80s. He put her in the "Cuts like a Knife" video. She was the stunning half black beauty who dives into the empty swimming pool. She broke up with him and he was pretty devastated.

by Anonymousreply 5210/18/2012

I wonder if they ever double-dated with George Michael and the woman he was seriously dating at the time, who was featured in the "I Want Your Sex" video? Just 2 hetero couples, madly in love.

by Anonymousreply 5310/19/2012

[quote]Beyond ElderGay

R42, I love you. You get it.

by Anonymousreply 5410/19/2012

Baby #2 with the "assistant" on the way. This time he does seem to be selling it more as a legit relationship. He's barely in the public eye anymore. What's the point?

by Anonymousreply 5511/10/2012

Why doesn't he get married? Is he gay, or just a difficult man?

Why doesn't he write good songs anymore?

by Anonymousreply 5609/01/2014
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