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Orlando Bloom has gotten fat

Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 25, 2021 4:26 AM

Daddy chunk. I wouldn't fat. He looks like he has some power. If he were 20 that would be chubby. He is 44.

by Anonymousreply 1February 24, 2021 8:28 AM

Jesus if that’s fat then you don’t know how to experience a real man. Gtfoh

by Anonymousreply 2February 24, 2021 8:31 AM

Just chunky- could easily lose that weight in a week.

by Anonymousreply 3February 24, 2021 8:46 AM

OP I’d like to see what you look like underneath your caftan. Surely if you feel you can call this fat, you must have the most ripped and perfect body right?

by Anonymousreply 4February 24, 2021 8:58 AM

Looks slim to me.

by Anonymousreply 5February 24, 2021 9:03 AM

r1 Perfect assessment!

by Anonymousreply 6February 24, 2021 9:31 AM

Do. Not. Want!

by Anonymousreply 7February 24, 2021 9:40 AM

He's doing fine

by Anonymousreply 8February 24, 2021 10:10 AM

Ah, Or-blando. Haven’t seen him for a while. Is he still trying to work, or is he settling into life as Mr. Perry, Man of Leisure?

The last project I saw him in was godsawful, that thing about AU Victoriana London with supernatural beasties everywhere. Not for me.

by Anonymousreply 9February 24, 2021 11:10 AM

Has he worked in the last decade?

by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2021 11:12 AM

Has he had to?

by Anonymousreply 11February 24, 2021 11:16 AM

He looks fine. He's just bulking.

by Anonymousreply 12February 24, 2021 11:24 AM

Trust me Toots, that ain't fat. That's a hard sexy dad bod.

by Anonymousreply 13February 24, 2021 11:31 AM

Orlando Bloated.

by Anonymousreply 14February 24, 2021 12:05 PM

Whoa look at his legs! Sexypot!

by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2021 12:07 PM

We all have.

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2021 12:17 PM

He’s never really been in shape or even athletic. He looks fine considering that he doesn’t seem that into the gym.

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2021 12:21 PM

Oh, please.... he's still 200 lbs leaner than OP!!!

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2021 12:21 PM

Still hot.

by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2021 1:21 PM

I think he's hotter now than when he was an elfin twink.

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2021 1:44 PM
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by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2021 1:46 PM

Yum. I think he look hot. Also, he’s shot from a semi unflattering angle. I’ve seen other recent pics and he’s buff these days.

by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2021 1:47 PM

He looks fine, OP

by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2021 1:49 PM

Next up from OP: "Jimmy Garoppolo's got a gut!"

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by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2021 1:53 PM

"Jean Dujardin: quel vieux plouc. Hit the wall!"

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by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2021 1:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 26February 24, 2021 1:58 PM

No shit R24. Wish I could be as "fat" and "out of shape" as Bloom.

by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2021 1:59 PM

If that is fat, OP is in for a rude awakening as to the state of the world post lockdown.

by Anonymousreply 28February 24, 2021 2:00 PM

He’s FINE! He sends his LOVE!

by Anonymousreply 29February 24, 2021 2:01 PM

Orlando bloomed

by Anonymousreply 30February 24, 2021 2:02 PM

Bloom looks good! The hell is wrong with you OP!

by Anonymousreply 31February 24, 2021 2:41 PM

Unfortunately Mexicans are prone to that fat distribution as they age.

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by Anonymousreply 32February 24, 2021 6:00 PM

He's blossomed.

by Anonymousreply 33February 25, 2021 4:26 AM
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