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Ted Cruz on the downlow? And why didn't this gain any traction?

'Ted Cruz invited his longtime friend and college roommate, David Panton, to join the family in Mexico — and Panton, who lives in Atlanta, accepted, Axios reported Monday morning. "An aide tells Axios the senator extended the invitation only after the Cruz family planned the vacation last Tuesday" — leaving conspicuously open the possibility that Cruz himself wasn't the driving force behind the vacation.'

Now why would a man going on vacation with his wife and children have cause to a invite a male college roommate and longtime friend along? Isn't the company of his loving family enough? Or was he along to really provide Ted with Cancun's sensual pleasures? No straight man would have any interest in having another single man around no matter how close.

When Cruz was found to have a 'straight' porn video on his account his college roommate, HBO writer Craig Mazin, made a joke of the whole thing with a disgusting(ha!) comment claiming that Cruz used to masturbate in their dorm room.'

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2021 1:44 PM

Straight guys have friends too, Mary.

I hate Cruz as much as the next person, but if he had the choice of spending time in Mexico with his shrieking harpy wife and kids, or hanging out drinking beer with his college buddy, I think the choice is pretty obvious.

I know tons of straight guys who would rather hang out with their friends, than with their wives.

by Anonymousreply 1February 23, 2021 9:19 AM

Plus, his wife is nuts.

I don't know the whole story, but Trump alluded to it in the 2016 campaign, telling some story about Mrs. Cruz standing on the side of a road.

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2021 9:20 AM

Yeah but when they have single straight friends they don't invite them along on their family vacations. And clearly the wife doesn't give a shit about him. If she did there is no way she wouldn't have said this is a really really bad idea for you to go away at such a time. She knew there would be terrible fallout for him and was like I don't give a fuck.

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2021 1:21 PM

He certainly has the pallor of a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2021 1:32 PM

It’s almost as ridiculous as taking your maid with you on vacation.

by Anonymousreply 5February 23, 2021 1:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2021 1:38 PM

The lowdown on Ted and Heidi

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by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2021 1:40 PM

The thought of Cancun Cruz caught in flagrante delicto with a dude (or a broad for that matter) makes me want to hurl chunks.

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2021 1:44 PM
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