WTF Ted Cruz went to Cancun with college roommate???

is he a cuck?

^^ He's definitely into humiliation

This is a big so what?

Many remain friends with room mates.

But...but...Cruz wasn't going to Cancun! He was just dropping off his wife and daughters.

Why would he invite his college roommate along for that? I'm so confused!

His black roommate with gigantic, hole-shattering black dong?

His only friend.

David Panton remained at the Ritz Carlton to watch over Heidi and the girls. He and Cruz were master debaters.

Panton was born to a wealthy family on Jamaica with ties to the country's political establishment. According to an interview Panton conducted with The New York Times, Panton hoped to one day become the prime minister of Jamaica during his days as a student at Princeton University, where he first met Cruz. The two became friends as they bonded over conservative politics and senior thesis ideas, and later became debate partners who went on to win the North American Championship in 1992. When Cruz was elected the chair of the American Whig-Cliosophic Society, Princeton's elite political club founded by James Madison and Aaron Burr, Panton served as his whip. Later, Panton also attended Harvard Law School with Cruz, and became president of the Harvard Law Review, the second black person to lead — after current President Barack Obama. Panton married a beauty queen and Cruz married Heidi.

How can Ted Cruz be racist? He has a Black friend. One.

Is Cruz into racial cucking a la Roger Stone and Manafort?

My daughters demanded that David come along. I was just trying to be a dad.

His roommate is Gus Fring from “Breaking Bad”?

r10, Do the kids have a swirl? I refuse to google them. In my mind they're the Redrum twins.

Jamaican beauty queen/model equals Asian women on the closet scale.

Smoke? Fire!

THEY LEFT SNOWFLAKE BEHIND IN THE FREEZING HOUSE!

R14, even Snowflake doesn't like Ted Cruz. She looks PISSED OFF.

R3, Sure Vlad, Many men invite their single friends to join their families on an unplanned vacation. Heidi planned the trip Wed. morning and they were on the flight in the afternoon. When found out, Ted said he was just dropping the kids off at the pool. Then we found out he changed his ticket. Then he blamed the kids. Then we find out he invited his single best friend? Sure, nothing to see here.

Why wasn't the dog with the security guard in the warm SUV. That's what I'd like to know.

David was married to 2 Beauty queens, the second one called him battyboy. Was he a baseball player? Look at this gossip from 2016

Has anyone seen this on the late shows or anywhere on TV? This is so fucking weird. Is it being covered in Texas?