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Help me name my new cat?

1 year old Female tortoiseshell.

"It's a rescue"...

by Anonymousreply 187Last Tuesday at 5:21 PM

Karen

by Anonymousreply 102/21/2021

Madge Maybelle Blanche Picky Picky

by Anonymousreply 202/21/2021

“Female tortoiseshell.”

Mitch-ella

by Anonymousreply 302/21/2021

Skittlewinks.

by Anonymousreply 402/21/2021

Stank

by Anonymousreply 502/21/2021

“"It's a rescue"...”

Fontella

by Anonymousreply 602/21/2021

[quote] Female tortoiseshell.

Jonathan.

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by Anonymousreply 702/21/2021

😸 Tortella La Gatta

by Anonymousreply 802/21/2021

Jackie Weaver

by Anonymousreply 902/21/2021

Helga or Belinda

by Anonymousreply 1002/21/2021

Poosey.

by Anonymousreply 1102/21/2021

Vairst Pouzzie

by Anonymousreply 1202/21/2021

Miss Torti

by Anonymousreply 1302/21/2021

Sharr

by Anonymousreply 1402/21/2021

Kamala

Violet

Mrs. Purrington

Frances

Lisa Turtle

by Anonymousreply 1502/21/2021

Name her something sweet, not witty.

by Anonymousreply 1602/21/2021

Brownie! Congratulations on your new kitty! Other names: Priscilla Gracie Minerva

by Anonymousreply 1702/21/2021

Lady Garden

by Anonymousreply 1802/21/2021

Bandyloo!

by Anonymousreply 1902/21/2021

Shorr

Miss Sissy Boodles

by Anonymousreply 2002/21/2021

Swoozie

by Anonymousreply 2102/21/2021

Cosmos

Tulip

by Anonymousreply 2202/21/2021

Posey

by Anonymousreply 2302/21/2021

Banjo Flopjam (Floppy) Danerys (mother of dargons!)

by Anonymousreply 2402/21/2021

Nina

by Anonymousreply 2502/21/2021

Lesbia

by Anonymousreply 2602/21/2021

Substitutia.

by Anonymousreply 2702/21/2021

Call me Kat!

by Anonymousreply 2802/21/2021

Meghan

by Anonymousreply 2902/21/2021

Bunny Wigglesworth

by Anonymousreply 3002/21/2021

Vulnavia

by Anonymousreply 3102/21/2021

Bootsy

by Anonymousreply 3202/21/2021

Big Marva

by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2021

' A torti... good pick. We lost our beloved 17 yr old girl last year. She was a rescue too. Smart as a whip, so much personality, she charmed everyone who met her although I must admit it took her a few months to settle in. She was a street cat and was starving when we took her in and I think her hormones were all out of whack. Once she felt better though, we couldn’t have asked for a more affectionate and funny companion. We called her Turtle, not because she was a torti, but after the little girl in the book “The Bean Trees”. She was so tired of being in the SPCA and when I picked her her up out of the kennel she wrapped her little paws around my neck and wouldn’t let go like the little kid in the book..

by Anonymousreply 3402/21/2021

Carly

Lyra

Clara

Betsy

Bijou

by Anonymousreply 3502/21/2021

Emma

by Anonymousreply 3602/21/2021

Rose

by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2021

Pussy Galore

Suzanne Somers

Mary Wilson

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2021

Liebchen

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2021

Dorothy

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2021

Kitty Carlisle!

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by Anonymousreply 4102/21/2021

Shelly Winters.

by Anonymousreply 4202/21/2021

Miss Lindsey

by Anonymousreply 4302/21/2021

Sue Anne

Ingrid

Mona

Blanche

Sherry Baby

by Anonymousreply 4402/21/2021

Kitty Lou

by Anonymousreply 4502/21/2021

It’s her government name, so she won’t care what you choose, OP. You can’t pronounce her real name anyway. Just remember that calling her is more of an invitation.

by Anonymousreply 4602/21/2021

Midge

by Anonymousreply 4702/21/2021

Miss Marple

by Anonymousreply 4802/21/2021

Caterina

by Anonymousreply 4902/21/2021

Cunty.

by Anonymousreply 5002/21/2021

XÆA-12 Jr.

by Anonymousreply 5102/22/2021

Bast

Ms. Cleo

Osiris

by Anonymousreply 5202/22/2021

Moza - Arabic for rare pearl.

by Anonymousreply 5302/22/2021

It depends if you get another, because the two names should roll off the tongue like a comedy act. My favorite names were my mom’s two Siamese cats, Ming and Dilly.

by Anonymousreply 5402/22/2021

Pussy Pie

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by Anonymousreply 5502/22/2021

Taffy

by Anonymousreply 5602/22/2021

Fema.

by Anonymousreply 5702/22/2021

Jaclyn

by Anonymousreply 5802/22/2021

Pussy LeWhore.

by Anonymousreply 5902/22/2021

Where's the Fabulous Miss Lucy and Cosmo? They always chime in on cat threads...

by Anonymousreply 6002/22/2021

Darth Shelly.

by Anonymousreply 6102/22/2021

🤣 Boozie Dumbdrop

by Anonymousreply 6202/22/2021

^^ Jaclyn Smith

by Anonymousreply 6302/22/2021

Carmelita

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2021

'Your Majesty' is what she'd prefer.

by Anonymousreply 6502/22/2021

Pussalina Jolie

by Anonymousreply 6602/22/2021

La Cuntessa.

by Anonymousreply 6702/22/2021

What name did she come with? I always kept my adopted pets names the same and ended up calling them things like Schmoopy.

My formerly feral (came in from wild, not a shelter so no name) is Katy Purry. I love it when I get calls and emails from the vet checking in on Katy Purry.

by Anonymousreply 6802/22/2021

Fatima

by Anonymousreply 6902/22/2021

Claire

by Anonymousreply 7002/22/2021

Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 7102/22/2021

Chlamydia Sue

by Anonymousreply 7202/22/2021

Little kitty fudge packer.

by Anonymousreply 7302/22/2021

Puss in Stilettos

by Anonymousreply 7402/22/2021

My last cat was a rescue. When we got him from the shelter, the name on his cage said “Flick” in capitals. Unfortunately the way it was written made it look like “FUCK”. So for several days he was Fuck The Cat.

by Anonymousreply 7502/22/2021

Scarf And Boots Ensemble

by Anonymousreply 7602/22/2021

Kitty Karryall

by Anonymousreply 7702/22/2021

Catarina Cupcake

by Anonymousreply 7802/22/2021

Kitty Dukakis.

by Anonymousreply 7902/22/2021

Kitty Morecockis

by Anonymousreply 8002/22/2021

Patches Tortellini

by Anonymousreply 8102/22/2021

Marie

by Anonymousreply 8202/22/2021

Laverne DeFuzzio

by Anonymousreply 8302/22/2021

Boo Boo Kitty

by Anonymousreply 8402/22/2021

Hazel

by Anonymousreply 8502/22/2021

Peaches.

by Anonymousreply 8602/22/2021

Ms. Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 8702/22/2021

Kitty Foyle.

by Anonymousreply 8802/22/2021

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

by Anonymousreply 8902/22/2021

Gemma Pandora Isadora Imogene Balance Doris Day

by Anonymousreply 9002/22/2021

Mrs. Beasley

Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay

Anastasia Beaverhausen

by Anonymousreply 9102/22/2021

R68.... it is an embarrassing shelter name.. Harley Quinn

by Anonymousreply 9202/22/2021

Snatch

by Anonymousreply 9302/22/2021

Monique

by Anonymousreply 9402/22/2021

Susie

by Anonymousreply 9502/22/2021

Diane...and then after she is successful running the household--"Diana."

by Anonymousreply 9602/22/2021

Zsa.

by Anonymousreply 9702/22/2021

Loretta

by Anonymousreply 9802/22/2021

Chairwoman Meow

by Anonymousreply 9902/22/2021

Miss Warwick

Miss Ross

by Anonymousreply 10002/22/2021

Pussy Gabor.

by Anonymousreply 10102/22/2021

The Senatrice, Blanche, Tara, Somi, Talullah, Casey Anthony, Dervish, Courtney, Reezy, Irina, C’harl’Trell

by Anonymousreply 10202/22/2021

I really like the Hazel suggestion. Or Quinn (leaving off the Harley)

My suggestion is Goldie Braun (for her coat color) Or Goldie Pawn, since she's "second-hand."

Whatever you decide, congratulations on your new feline friend!

by Anonymousreply 10302/22/2021

Pitti-Sing

by Anonymousreply 10402/22/2021

Captain McWhiskers.

by Anonymousreply 10502/22/2021

One thing that slipped my mind; Is OP a heavy drinker? You can’t put too many consonants in her name if you’re calling her while drunk.

Drunk owners may wish to consider: “Volvo”, “Hat”, or “STELLA”.

by Anonymousreply 10602/22/2021

Poppy

by Anonymousreply 10702/22/2021

Anastasica Beaverhausen.

by Anonymousreply 10802/22/2021

Choupette! Crinkles short for Crinkle cut! Minou (pussy in French)! Popette! Jemima! Dolly! Scrabble!

by Anonymousreply 10902/22/2021

Elaine Meow.

by Anonymousreply 11002/22/2021

Issa Raescue

by Anonymousreply 11102/22/2021

Magniffa

by Anonymousreply 11202/22/2021

Carson McCuddles

by Anonymousreply 11302/22/2021

[quote] Kitty Dukakis.

My choice would be "Alberto VO5," because she will be a source of solace and delight.

by Anonymousreply 11402/22/2021

Kit Kat Kitty

by Anonymousreply 11502/22/2021

Cleopatra, Cleo for short

by Anonymousreply 11602/22/2021

Shiloh

by Anonymousreply 11702/22/2021

Minx

by Anonymousreply 11802/22/2021

Crush

by Anonymousreply 11902/22/2021

DeClaude Pussy.

by Anonymousreply 12002/22/2021

Maxima, Allegra, Pearl, Mrs. Gobblestein, Pushkin, Limoncello!

by Anonymousreply 12102/22/2021

Alice, Turtle, Maggie, Tigger

by Anonymousreply 12202/22/2021

Shelby

by Anonymousreply 12302/22/2021

"Pookie"

"Shashimi"

by Anonymousreply 12402/22/2021

Fibro

by Anonymousreply 12502/22/2021

OP, how dare you impose your human convention on that animal? How do you know they/xey self ID as a cat? What if they/xey identify as a peacock or an antelope? Have you ASKED them/xem which species they/xey belong to and what xir preferred pronouns are? You are a fucking TERF coasting on your cis human privilege. Check your privilege!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 12602/22/2021

Brownie Runny Stinky Creamy Angel Soft

by Anonymousreply 12702/22/2021

Brunhilde, Iggypants, Niblet, Frankie, Starina, Kiki!

Paloma, Pavlova, Petronella, Princess, Poopsie.

by Anonymousreply 12802/22/2021

PUSSHYCAT!

by Anonymousreply 12902/23/2021

Dame Joan Collins.

by Anonymousreply 13002/24/2021

Have you come up with anything yet, OP?

by Anonymousreply 131Last Saturday at 6:33 AM

Pussy Willow

by Anonymousreply 132Last Saturday at 6:39 AM

Galore.

by Anonymousreply 133Last Saturday at 6:48 AM

Fiona

by Anonymousreply 134Last Saturday at 6:58 AM

I vote for Lisa Turtle

by Anonymousreply 135Last Saturday at 7:01 AM

SHELLY, duh!

by Anonymousreply 136Last Saturday at 7:01 AM

Cat Masterson

by Anonymousreply 137Last Saturday at 7:02 AM

Janice

by Anonymousreply 138Last Saturday at 7:40 AM

I had a tortie named Mitzi...had white paws.

by Anonymousreply 139Last Saturday at 7:43 AM

Scratch Fever

by Anonymousreply 140Last Saturday at 8:05 AM

Zora Neale Hurston

by Anonymousreply 141Last Saturday at 8:12 AM

Cat Dillon

by Anonymousreply 142Last Saturday at 9:09 AM

R139, your cat wasn’t a tortie if she had white paws. Torties don’t have any white on them.

by Anonymousreply 143Last Saturday at 1:29 PM

Pyewacket, of course.

by Anonymousreply 144Last Saturday at 3:09 PM

I guess OP is never going to tell us what name he chose.

by Anonymousreply 145Last Saturday at 3:10 PM

Cat-sup

by Anonymousreply 146Last Saturday at 3:11 PM

Ripley

by Anonymousreply 147Last Saturday at 3:34 PM

Can you imagine?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 148Last Saturday at 3:45 PM

Celestina Lilura Nevermore

by Anonymousreply 149Last Saturday at 4:00 PM

Cunty.

by Anonymousreply 150Last Saturday at 4:08 PM

Yim.

by Anonymousreply 151Last Saturday at 4:10 PM

Pussy Galore

by Anonymousreply 152Last Sunday at 3:59 AM

SPAZ

by Anonymousreply 153Last Sunday at 4:55 AM

Cat Ballou

by Anonymousreply 154Last Sunday at 6:21 AM

Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 155Last Sunday at 6:23 AM

Kit-TAH

by Anonymousreply 156Last Sunday at 7:55 AM

Lady Sassy Britches

by Anonymousreply 157Last Sunday at 7:56 AM

I, too, rescued a Tortie, but she was 10. Over $10,000 in vet bills so far.

by Anonymousreply 158Last Sunday at 7:59 AM

Hell Cat: Demon Spawn of the Underworld

by Anonymousreply 159Last Sunday at 2:18 PM

Theodora, She-Bitch of Byzantium

by Anonymousreply 160Last Sunday at 2:49 PM

Flapjack

by Anonymousreply 161Last Monday at 2:04 PM

OP has clearly lost any interest he may have had in hearing suggested names.

by Anonymousreply 162Last Monday at 4:17 PM

Sissyboodle

by Anonymousreply 163Last Monday at 4:19 PM

Mildred

by Anonymousreply 164Last Monday at 5:58 PM

Catheter

by Anonymousreply 165Last Monday at 5:58 PM

[quote]. . . since she's "second-hand."

R103, Instead of "second-hand," I prefer to think of shelter cats as "pre-loved."

by Anonymousreply 166Last Monday at 5:59 PM

Magnificat

by Anonymousreply 167Last Monday at 5:59 PM

Vichyssoise

by Anonymousreply 168Last Monday at 6:06 PM

Liza

by Anonymousreply 169Last Monday at 6:09 PM

Fallopiana

by Anonymousreply 170Last Monday at 6:12 PM

Miss Sissy Boodles Jr.

by Anonymousreply 171Last Monday at 6:23 PM

Jandra

by Anonymousreply 172Last Monday at 6:31 PM

Mewsette

by Anonymousreply 173Last Monday at 6:46 PM

[quote] Help me name my new cat?

I don’t know, SHOULD WE???

by Anonymousreply 174Last Monday at 7:10 PM

Vapors.

by Anonymousreply 175Last Monday at 7:10 PM

Mabel's Sable

by Anonymousreply 176Last Monday at 7:13 PM

Françoise le Queef

by Anonymousreply 177Last Monday at 7:19 PM

Yertle

by Anonymousreply 178Last Monday at 7:19 PM

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

by Anonymousreply 179Last Monday at 7:21 PM

Op here...

In the end i chose Dorothy.. dotty kind of stuck and i like dot too. I loved so many of these it took me a while to decide. Brilliant resource for future cats i get. Thanks DL cat friends

by Anonymousreply 180Last Monday at 11:41 PM

Give her a good cute or dignified name, so that she could potentially someday be rehomed if something happened to you.

by Anonymousreply 181Last Tuesday at 2:10 AM

I love the name Dot for a cat.

by Anonymousreply 182Last Tuesday at 10:39 AM

Loafie (especially if ragdoll breed)

by Anonymousreply 183Last Tuesday at 4:49 PM

OP has chosen a name already, R183.

by Anonymousreply 184Last Tuesday at 4:50 PM

Congrats on finding a name for kitty. God bless you for adopting her.

by Anonymousreply 185Last Tuesday at 4:51 PM

R183, it’s always important to let OP know they did it wrong.

by Anonymousreply 186Last Tuesday at 4:56 PM

Frieda Clayton Ouiser Boudreaux Idgie Threadgoode Daisy Buchanan

by Anonymousreply 187Last Tuesday at 5:21 PM
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