Help me name my new cat?

Karen

Madge Maybelle Blanche Picky Picky

“Female tortoiseshell.”

Mitch-ella

Skittlewinks.

Stank

“"It's a rescue"...”

Fontella

[quote] Female tortoiseshell.

Jonathan.

😸 Tortella La Gatta

Jackie Weaver

Helga or Belinda

Poosey.

Vairst Pouzzie

Miss Torti

Sharr

Kamala

Violet

Mrs. Purrington

Frances

Lisa Turtle

Name her something sweet, not witty.

Brownie! Congratulations on your new kitty! Other names: Priscilla Gracie Minerva

Lady Garden

Bandyloo!

Shorr

Miss Sissy Boodles

Swoozie

Cosmos

Tulip

Posey

Banjo Flopjam (Floppy) Danerys (mother of dargons!)

Nina

Lesbia

Substitutia.

Call me Kat!

Meghan

Bunny Wigglesworth

Vulnavia

Bootsy

Big Marva

' A torti... good pick. We lost our beloved 17 yr old girl last year. She was a rescue too. Smart as a whip, so much personality, she charmed everyone who met her although I must admit it took her a few months to settle in. She was a street cat and was starving when we took her in and I think her hormones were all out of whack. Once she felt better though, we couldn’t have asked for a more affectionate and funny companion. We called her Turtle, not because she was a torti, but after the little girl in the book “The Bean Trees”. She was so tired of being in the SPCA and when I picked her her up out of the kennel she wrapped her little paws around my neck and wouldn’t let go like the little kid in the book..

Carly

Lyra

Clara

Betsy

Bijou

Emma

Rose

Pussy Galore

Suzanne Somers

Mary Wilson

Liebchen

Dorothy

Kitty Carlisle!

Shelly Winters.

Miss Lindsey

Sue Anne

Ingrid

Mona

Blanche

Sherry Baby

Kitty Lou

It’s her government name, so she won’t care what you choose, OP. You can’t pronounce her real name anyway. Just remember that calling her is more of an invitation.

Midge

Miss Marple

Caterina

Cunty.

XÆA-12 Jr.

Bast

Ms. Cleo

Osiris

Moza - Arabic for rare pearl.

It depends if you get another, because the two names should roll off the tongue like a comedy act. My favorite names were my mom’s two Siamese cats, Ming and Dilly.

Pussy Pie

Taffy

Fema.

Jaclyn

Pussy LeWhore.

Where's the Fabulous Miss Lucy and Cosmo? They always chime in on cat threads...

Darth Shelly.

🤣 Boozie Dumbdrop

^^ Jaclyn Smith

Carmelita

'Your Majesty' is what she'd prefer.

Pussalina Jolie

La Cuntessa.

What name did she come with? I always kept my adopted pets names the same and ended up calling them things like Schmoopy.

My formerly feral (came in from wild, not a shelter so no name) is Katy Purry. I love it when I get calls and emails from the vet checking in on Katy Purry.

Fatima

Claire

Cheryl

Chlamydia Sue

Little kitty fudge packer.

Puss in Stilettos

My last cat was a rescue. When we got him from the shelter, the name on his cage said “Flick” in capitals. Unfortunately the way it was written made it look like “FUCK”. So for several days he was Fuck The Cat.

Scarf And Boots Ensemble

Kitty Karryall

Catarina Cupcake

Kitty Dukakis.

Kitty Morecockis

Patches Tortellini

Marie

Laverne DeFuzzio

Boo Boo Kitty

Hazel

Peaches.

Ms. Mitch McConnell

Kitty Foyle.

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.

Gemma Pandora Isadora Imogene Balance Doris Day

Mrs. Beasley

Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay

Anastasia Beaverhausen

R68.... it is an embarrassing shelter name.. Harley Quinn

Snatch

Monique

Susie

Diane...and then after she is successful running the household--"Diana."

Zsa.

Loretta

Chairwoman Meow

Miss Warwick

Miss Ross

Pussy Gabor.

The Senatrice, Blanche, Tara, Somi, Talullah, Casey Anthony, Dervish, Courtney, Reezy, Irina, C’harl’Trell

I really like the Hazel suggestion. Or Quinn (leaving off the Harley)

My suggestion is Goldie Braun (for her coat color) Or Goldie Pawn, since she's "second-hand."

Whatever you decide, congratulations on your new feline friend!

Pitti-Sing

Captain McWhiskers.

One thing that slipped my mind; Is OP a heavy drinker? You can’t put too many consonants in her name if you’re calling her while drunk.

Drunk owners may wish to consider: “Volvo”, “Hat”, or “STELLA”.

Poppy

Anastasica Beaverhausen.

Choupette! Crinkles short for Crinkle cut! Minou (pussy in French)! Popette! Jemima! Dolly! Scrabble!

Elaine Meow.

Issa Raescue

Magniffa

Carson McCuddles

[quote] Kitty Dukakis.

My choice would be "Alberto VO5," because she will be a source of solace and delight.

Kit Kat Kitty

Cleopatra, Cleo for short

Shiloh

Minx

Crush

DeClaude Pussy.

Maxima, Allegra, Pearl, Mrs. Gobblestein, Pushkin, Limoncello!

Alice, Turtle, Maggie, Tigger

Shelby

"Pookie"

"Shashimi"

Fibro

OP, how dare you impose your human convention on that animal? How do you know they/xey self ID as a cat? What if they/xey identify as a peacock or an antelope? Have you ASKED them/xem which species they/xey belong to and what xir preferred pronouns are? You are a fucking TERF coasting on your cis human privilege. Check your privilege!!!!!

Brownie Runny Stinky Creamy Angel Soft

Brunhilde, Iggypants, Niblet, Frankie, Starina, Kiki!

Paloma, Pavlova, Petronella, Princess, Poopsie.

PUSSHYCAT!

Dame Joan Collins.

Have you come up with anything yet, OP?

Pussy Willow

Galore.

Fiona

I vote for Lisa Turtle

SHELLY, duh!

Cat Masterson

Janice

I had a tortie named Mitzi...had white paws.

Scratch Fever

Zora Neale Hurston

Cat Dillon

R139, your cat wasn’t a tortie if she had white paws. Torties don’t have any white on them.

Pyewacket, of course.

I guess OP is never going to tell us what name he chose.

Cat-sup

Ripley

Can you imagine?

Celestina Lilura Nevermore

Cunty.

Yim.

Pussy Galore

SPAZ

Cat Ballou

Shirley.

Kit-TAH

Lady Sassy Britches

I, too, rescued a Tortie, but she was 10. Over $10,000 in vet bills so far.

Hell Cat: Demon Spawn of the Underworld

Theodora, She-Bitch of Byzantium

Flapjack

OP has clearly lost any interest he may have had in hearing suggested names.

Sissyboodle

Mildred

Catheter

[quote]. . . since she's "second-hand."

R103, Instead of "second-hand," I prefer to think of shelter cats as "pre-loved."

Magnificat

Vichyssoise

Liza

Fallopiana

Miss Sissy Boodles Jr.

Jandra

Mewsette

[quote] Help me name my new cat?

I don’t know, SHOULD WE???

Vapors.

Mabel's Sable

Françoise le Queef

Yertle

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

Op here...

In the end i chose Dorothy.. dotty kind of stuck and i like dot too. I loved so many of these it took me a while to decide. Brilliant resource for future cats i get. Thanks DL cat friends

Give her a good cute or dignified name, so that she could potentially someday be rehomed if something happened to you.

I love the name Dot for a cat.

Loafie (especially if ragdoll breed)

OP has chosen a name already, R183.

Congrats on finding a name for kitty. God bless you for adopting her.

R183, it’s always important to let OP know they did it wrong.

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