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The oldest confirmed living creature in the world is an 189-year-old tortoise named Jonathan... and he's GAY!

[quote]Experts have just discovered that Frederika, Jonathan’s mate for the last 26 years, is actually a male (a Frederick, if you will).

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by Anonymousreply 37February 20, 2021 3:33 PM

I thought it was Mitch McConnel

by Anonymousreply 1February 14, 2021 8:17 PM

Jonathan and Frederick intend to spend their Valentine's Day the way they always do: a simple supper, followed by great sex.

by Anonymousreply 2February 14, 2021 8:19 PM

Jonathan in 1902

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by Anonymousreply 3February 14, 2021 8:25 PM

They should’ve known from the fact that he prefers “Jonathan.”

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by Anonymousreply 4February 14, 2021 8:27 PM

He's a DL which means that he's 189 but looks 169!

by Anonymousreply 5February 14, 2021 8:28 PM

Frederick gives all of us aging bottoms hope.

by Anonymousreply 6February 14, 2021 8:29 PM

DL = DLer

by Anonymousreply 7February 14, 2021 8:30 PM

R3 that picture is actually from 1886.

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by Anonymousreply 8February 14, 2021 8:33 PM

Eldergays, what was Jonathan like as a babygay? Did he slut around a lot?

by Anonymousreply 9February 14, 2021 8:38 PM

“Experts have just discovered that Frederika, Jonathan’s mate for the last 26 years, is actually a male (a Frederick, if you will).”

Jonathan really opens up my turtleneck.

by Anonymousreply 10February 14, 2021 8:44 PM

Frederick is trans!

by Anonymousreply 11February 14, 2021 8:46 PM

Thats awesome 👌 👏 😎

by Anonymousreply 12February 14, 2021 8:46 PM

What's on their iPod?

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by Anonymousreply 13February 14, 2021 8:58 PM

It took him 163 years to come out of his shell.

by Anonymousreply 14February 14, 2021 9:02 PM

Have you factually verified your headline, OP?

I would’ve thought the oldest confirmed living creature in the world is a DLer.

by Anonymousreply 15February 14, 2021 9:34 PM

R15 who said Jonathan the tortoise ISN'T a DLer?

by Anonymousreply 16February 14, 2021 11:16 PM

Mzee is only 130, but he did it interspecies.

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by Anonymousreply 17February 14, 2021 11:22 PM

Why, he's just a baby. A very ugly baby.

by Anonymousreply 18February 14, 2021 11:23 PM

Your hump is bigger, R18.

by Anonymousreply 19February 14, 2021 11:29 PM

Touché, r16!

by Anonymousreply 20February 14, 2021 11:32 PM

Jonathon looks like he’s smelling fossilized cookies, and they aren’t as good as mother's from 1910.

by Anonymousreply 21February 14, 2021 11:33 PM

His Grindr profile pic is a tad misleading.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 14, 2021 11:46 PM

I nominate Jonathan for DL mascot

by Anonymousreply 23February 20, 2021 3:39 AM

Beautiful. Wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 24February 20, 2021 3:46 AM

I know if he weren't interested, he wouldn't have anything to do with the Frederick anyway, but are there other tortoises there? Did he choose him out of a crowd, or did he settle on the only other one available?

by Anonymousreply 25February 20, 2021 4:09 AM

R25 he lives with 4 other tortoises including Frederick

by Anonymousreply 26February 20, 2021 4:23 AM

Polygamist!

by Anonymousreply 27February 20, 2021 4:29 AM

Who knew?

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by Anonymousreply 28February 20, 2021 4:46 AM

[quote] Who knew?

R8 knew.

by Anonymousreply 29February 20, 2021 4:48 AM

[quote] Experts have just discovered that Frederika, Jonathan’s mate for the last 26 years, is actually a male.

How expert could any of those "experts" be if it took them 26 years to notice Frederika's sex? I'm no expert but I know that the female's underbelly is flat, whereas the male's is concave so that he can mount her. Not exactly rocket science, you "experts"!

by Anonymousreply 30February 20, 2021 4:57 AM

Let’s smash him!

by Anonymousreply 31February 20, 2021 5:00 AM

[quote] Not exactly rocket science, you "experts"!

Fred is trans and insisted that the experts use the appropriate pronouns.

by Anonymousreply 32February 20, 2021 5:01 AM

R30 Frederick had a shell deformity that made his sex difficult to determine

by Anonymousreply 33February 20, 2021 5:10 AM

Thanks, R33 -- that's mentioned in one of the Wikipedia cites but I hadn't read it. I guess the only other way to tell whether a tortoise is male or female is to watch it with another tortoise during mating season (is there one?), which could take a long time for a sufficiently serious relationship to develop.

by Anonymousreply 34February 20, 2021 5:24 AM

R13 - best one yet!

by Anonymousreply 35February 20, 2021 5:34 AM

Do Jonathan and Frederick have the sex where the man go up into the other man?

by Anonymousreply 36February 20, 2021 2:41 PM

R36 more like the turtle go up into the turdhole

by Anonymousreply 37February 20, 2021 3:33 PM
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