I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

What's that gonna do? The clit is where it's at, not the labia.

Senator Graham, this isn’t rent.men and put down the Mai Tai.

Erect nip on sagged goose pimpled teat.

R3 😂🤣😂🤣😂

R1 It makes the clit pulse with desire and anticipation.

At least somebody will orgasm! There is hope!

It's your ballsack, Bruce. Now go back to sleep.

R7 Lick me feverishly and with pointed tongue.

[quote] What's that gonna do? The clit is where it's at, not the labia.

R1 that should tell you all you need to know about the 12 year old OP.

OP=Rachel McKinnon/Veronica Ivy playing with his pleasant peanut clit.

Someone is either averse to or has no idea about foreplay. That tells you all you need to know about [italic]them[/italic].

R10 😂🤣😂

Momma’s muzzy is dry as parchment

[quote] I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

Also known as "beef curtains" or "lady ham."

R13 Is it like sandpaper? Have the goosebumps calcified?

Is the cunt now a cavern?

I’m so tight I writhe with the insertion of a mere pinky!

Op, don't be so vulgar.

The proper name for it is your BEARDED CLAM.

R14 I prefer filets migncunt.

R17 I am beardless.

It's POOOOSEY !!!!

I’m stroking my pubes. They are so silky.

Twat, Toh-toh, crocs, chocha

Crocs = crica

I’m tracing my asshole with a stick of lipgloss.

Pucker up, R24!

R25 oh hell no 😂

It’s always good to hear from OP’s cunt. Do stay in touch.

Major or minor?

Referring to your warty, distended asshole, OP, you pest?

Here, kitty kitty.

::::::purr::::::

No photos? They don't exist!

My dick will never explore that great and terrifying unknown.

R33 😂

It has teeth, R33

R35 😂

R35 It does not.

It has a proboscis that is inserted into the male’s urethra once he has entered and stimulated the prostate.

Carroll D here, to helpfully provide illustrations for OP’s post!

Wait...where IS it?

Like dat song Everytime We Say Goodbye. But how strange, the change, from major labia, to minor labia....

[quote]I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

Sizemeat Verificatia.....

R41 You are not I.

Why are gay men so childish about vaginas?

Why the fuck do we need to be subjected to a vagina? Who the fuck posted this? FF this thread!

Did you ask her permission first, OP?

you sound like a militant Mary R44

[quote] I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

Stop touching my labia, OP!

And I'm not just your cunt: I'm everyone's cunt!

While hiding behind Matt's big head, Melania?

:::wraps labia around R44’s skull:::

Delete this fucking thread, I'm R44, I'd kick the shit outta u if you in my presence, you piece of shit!!!

Why the fuck is the thread on a gay site for fucking GAY MEN???

OP’s cunt’s labia has so much texture, how could she not stroke it?

R50 Now lick the clit. [bold]LICK IT![/bold]

R50 P.S. This site isn’t just for gay men. Some wonderful lesbians frequent this blissful hellhole too.

That twat is as prickly as a paddle cactus.

Be careful Kellyanne, those flaps are so dry they could create sparks.

R53, Take your cunt the fuck elsewhere! Before you get kicked in the cunt, bitch!!

R54 🤣

R56 I’m going to gently place it on your face - think of an Alien facehugger - and incrementally increase the tension...

Rofl R58.

R56 is a hairy CUNT!

Which one are you OP?

I'm guessing you're close to #7

LOLOLOLOL R60!!

OP has got to be #2 or #4.

Either the one saying, "Ooooohhhhhhh!!!" or the really meaty looking one.

R56 just brokeded me!

Leabian attempts to penetrate a lover’s cunt with breast. Labia lips stuck to tit like sucker fish on glass tank wall. The dyketh grows wild, she begins maniacally beating her cunt against her lovers cunt. Pretending she has a magnificent cock, impotently her swine with her sorry flat, shapeless cunt.

R56 is Stevie Nicks!

Scissor me timbers!

This thread is making my puny cocklet even punier.

Poor R66.

Will someone give R66 a ride home, please?

omg, R63. Hwat?

LMFAO!

Can I borrow a vacuum cleaner?

TU! I love having my labia stroked while my clit is eaten.

^ Mother Pence

Wow. That really got a belly laugh out of me this morning, OP. What am I, 13?

My cunt has an eye...

Has OP proceeded to her love button by now, or is the tension ever more explosive?

R75 I’m circling it with the tip of my right pinky. Not pressing it, mind you...

Dat's da suck job!

[quote] My cunt has an eye...

Mine has teeth AND a third eye!

My chocha has a forked tongue!

OP- It's clear that you have VAGINA ENVY.

R80 Why? I have a cunt.

R81 You also are a cunt. Take that shit to LChat. Not wanted here.

R82 It’s going to go on and on, Dan.

MY PUSSY STINKS!!!

It had to be said.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

Exactly, R85.

Pussy makes me ill.

[quote]R35 It has teeth.

[quote]R37 It does not.

Some do! As this documentary clip makes clear!

I don’t care what disgusting things you do in the privacy of your home but for gods sake keep it to yourself.

A large penis will push the pussylips in and out, stroking the clit to ecstasy.

My clit is throbbing.

Isn’t Mar-a-Lago on Gropecunt Lane?

Tickle tickle.

Pig mullet chomp coke bottle glasses morbidly obese dyke In sweatpants and Reebok high tops testing positive for AIDS. Open mouthed a fly buzzes past her face and lands just above her upper lip.

You’re doing it wrong. You gotta smash that Like Button.

My clit has labia too.

OP I hope you wash your hands thoroughly when you have finished.

When can we smash it with a shovel?

But what do you call it?

Oh look Miss R93 wroter her autobiography

Is it like stroking a Blackamoor brooch?

R99 😂

My anus has a clit.

Cunt’s labia churns

Blackamoor brooch emerges dotted with Her sacred yeast

White curds glisten upon bejeweled ebony oppressor

Reclaiming Her cunt-given life

Her righteous wails melting penised enamel

Crones shriek a blood symphony

DARK LESBIANS

The Labia quivered with rage -

You are not my father!

You are not my mother!

Pubic hair on end -

A collection of dark filaments.

The Labia, bulbous and bloated, screamed -

You are not my friend!

You are not my lover!

The clit was submerged,

sniff my cunt bitch

Rofl R102.

Do tell.

And show photographic proof if possible.

Failing to fuck me at first, keep encouraged

Missing me one place, search another

I stop somewhere throbbing for you.

- Labia of Cunt

If you rub your cunt’s clit, you’ll squirt like the little bitch that you are OP!

In America, you stroke cunt's labia. In Russia, cunt's labia give stroke to YOU!

My cunt only cums when rubbed in counterclockwise fashion.

How about when a pit bull bites into it?

Rubbing Clit at Forty

———————

Where are you, my little bean?

Hiding in the forest of fur,

That tangled tent that hides

And clings

And hides.

You were scared that night

That night you first set fires with his touch.

Villagers laughed with glee

Fireworks bloomed in gaudy shame

The whole of New England rocked with joy

As I rock you now, little bean,

My crazed ruby, my touchstone

Myself.

FUCK ME!

R112 😂🤣😂🤣

The clit, more than a meter beneath the nips, sits at the lip(s) of the cunt, calling...

Loving all the clit humor and poetry by persons who've never seen or been close to one naked. LOL.

R115 As I stated somewhere above, my anus has a clit.

My puny cocklet looks like a clit.

i'd rather stroke this.

[quote]I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

Well, it's not like anybody here is gonna do it for you.

Why does the (very poetic, BTW) caption for R118 just [italic]assume [/italic] he is gay??

I DEMAND to see an "anus clit," R116!!!!!

Show it to me. NOW!!!!!

r2 close enough

R120, did you miss the part about the cock going inside?

Would I be wrong in assuming that not one single female has posted on this thread?

Rofl.

[quote] My puny cocklet looks like a clit.

😂 Aw, R117!

[quote] I’m stroking my cunt’s labia...

It's more pleasurable if you scoot across the carpet.

R126 😂

I’m rubbing my clit feverishly.

Edward Scissorhands stroked my cunt’s labia once and it ended in tears.

Will any of you boys let me rest my cunt on your lips?

Certainly!

Doing this helps deter the noonday demon.

Who’s stroking?

Careful not to leave slug tracks on the floor, after you're done!

R134 I’m leaving them on your lips instead, Rita.

Go away cunt, not wanted here.

R136 Perform cunnilingus.

Has it fallen off yet, op?

That thing must be wrecked by now.

Like elephant ears.

R137, never if I lived to be a 1,000 years, hell to the no.

R139 Oh, come on. Suck on it like you would a clam.

Yes, r124.

R141 😂 You bad girl, you.

This thread is FOUL.

I feel at home.

Lick my snatch. LICK IT!

When you pull back my labia like a pair of velvet curtains, you will find a whole world of magic and delight!

Strumming my cunt with these fingers

Stroking my twat with this thumb

Cum in my panty in this cunt

Cum in my panty in this cunt

Labia's whore night with this thumb

Cum in my panty in this cunt

Pat the PUSS!

Pat the PUSS!

R147 and R148 😂🤣😂🤣

Mmmmmm tasty!

NOM NOM!

Stroking it won't get rid of the smell

R152 My cunt smells like a freshly clipped tulip.

[quote] My cunt smells like a freshly clipped tulip.

Mine smells like spoiled clam juice.

R154 A sprinkle of lemon or lime would do the trick!

Can some of you send those used maxis and tampons my way?

TIA!

Andromeda

Cassiopeia

Hydra

Virgo

Cunt’s Labia Majora

Cunt’s Labia Minora

Constellations of maiden, mother, crone

Wyld wymyn circle

Skyclad

Beneath Moon Mother

Drawn by banshee’s keening

One dares shriek the banshee’s name — CHRISSSSS!!

The dagger is unsheathed

R157 ROFLMAO!

I’m at it again...

I thought it would have fallen off by now R159.

R160 Would you suckle on it?

Fridays are always good for stroking labia...

Well, well, well... she’s awoken.