Your favorite word for female genitalia

Vagine is the only classy option. It's French.

I'm a gay man OP. Talking about women's genitalia is something that doesn't really ever come up in normal conversation and I'm very happy about that.

I call [bold]people[/bold] cunts but I wouldn't refer to a woman's vagina as a cunt.

Vagine is lovely R1. Phonetically - fah -ggggggggene yes?

CLUNGE?!

Just in case none of the gays on here know what OP is talking about...

Hoo hoo

how is PUSSY not on the list? It's a classic. Also, since we are in the period of BLM we need some black folk terms too like "trim."

Personally, a fan of the term "coin purse"

Danish-go-Round

In Spanish they call it a chango (monkey) or araña (spider)

1990s comedian Margaret Cho used to call it a pussaugh.

Beaver.

Snatch.

hoo-ha

Only a gay man would start a thread like this.

Can someone give me the pronounciation of “Clunge?” Is it “clooonge” or more like “klunk?”

Coochie

Snatch. (Always makes me think of “scratch and sniff”)

Or a cuca

Cuca is the vulgar name given to the vagina in some regions of Colombia. Other names given to the vagina in popular slang are: chocho and chimba

I have nothing “favourite” when it comes to female genitalia. 🤮

I mean, have you seen those things?

Pussy always! Pussy forever!

I call mine the crown jewel. I call everyone else's crotch, vagina or pussy. depending on the circumstances

The Hawaiian term of Poonani. I think I spelled it right.

No R18. I haven't.

The Tagalog word is Pek-pek.

I like that one.

Honeypot 🍯

OP, I'm a Deven Green fan, too. 😉

Tuna casserole

Wizard sleeve

Downtown Suzy or Minge from our British friends

R25 I wanted to go through the whole list, too - but didn't have the space.

snacketerium

shaggy DA

messy cleft palate

Mos Def

dirty ol' moose hoof

fuzzy mimosa

busy furlough.

Fotze!

Cooter

Mos Def?!

Sugar Walls

Pussy is fine. Gash is vulgar.

The Okefenokee Swamp

Is it curtains for Beef Curtains?

jungle book

Hairy bacon

R7 Another word that blacks (and older white southerners) used for vagina was COCK. Yep, the very same word that's now synonymous with DICK.

Now that I know this, I love it.

In this lovely filthy song from days of yore, the singer, at 3:00, refers to her vagina as a "cock."

Promised land.

I like kitty. Sort of sweet but you know what it's about.

r42. Meow

Camel Toe

Map of Tasmania

Gash

Slash

Drive-thru.

I prefer "Cooze," "Cooter," or "Gash."

R46. “Cooter” makes me think of “The Dukes of Hazard”.

Trim

I’m partial to “gash”.

Also I remember one time a couple years ago in one of our millions of Caitlin Jenner threads, erna mentioned talking about reassignment surgery with a so-called trans elder sister, and erna referenced her sister’s “new papaya”. I still get a chuckle when I encounter that word elsewhere.

Meat curtains

Velvet Walls

Clam

Hairy Clam

Ya gotta plunge that clunge

I thought every gay man knew that vaginas have teeth? I call it the Penis Fly Trap

Quim

Bajingo

Minky

Flower

Beaver

Minge

Axe-Wound

Penis fly-trap

Bearded clam

Poon

Sugar notch

Thatched cottage

Hot pocket

Vertical taco

Hairy Manilow

Flaming lips

Velvet goldmine

Furburger

The Sarlacc Pit

Harpy nest

Silk igloo

Taco

Chewbacca's cave

R23 Mabaho ang pek pek mo.

That’s the extent of my Tagalog 😎

Tuna surprise

Ike and Tina Tuna

Muff

Nethermitten

Camel Toe

Gumdrop

Like any self respecting gay man I like to think vaginas don't exist. I envisage that every woman looks like Barbie down there

Pussy and cunny are the two I use the most, but in certain situations only lady ham or beef curtains will suffice.

The Batcave.

I NEVER EVER refer to female genitalia by ANY name

in either speech or writing.

Tinklebox

The Cock Pit

One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater

I was born through IVF, delivered by caesarean section and I'm gay, God did not intend me to go anywhere near vaginas.

Enchilada

Vagina Dentata

I tend to use snizz or snooch quite a bit

There used to be a website, something along the lines of ireedanotherwordforvagina.com that had all sorts of interesting suggestions like lasagna patch and ham chandelier.

You could submit your own suggestions - I submitted Yeasty Beastie, and Crime Scene - hatchet wound in the front, bullet hole in the back.

I prefer the one Dr. Elliot Reid used on Scrubs:

Bajingo

Elliot: We must've looked at a hundred women's bajingos today. Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo. I can barely even look at my own bajingo.

Carla: Is that because it looks so much like a vagina?

American Lady Parts

Glizzer

Trough

Naughty bits

"That which must always be avoided" haha

Hyacinth Bouquet referred to her own as "poo-say'"

One of my favorite episodes.

R76 made me laugh out loud!

Pinga? - slang for bug?

Nappy Dugout?

I’ve heard them said, but would never use.

R86, is that poo-say with the hand-painted periwinkles?

Where’s Waldo

quinny

Old toothless

Little Narnian wardrobe

Wallet

Purse

Petty Cash Box

Compact

My chinaman

Front Butt

Ginch

Tuna Tunnel

Lady Garden

Boner Garage

Scrambled Eggs between the Legs

Chia pet

Muff pie

My granny called it her pocketbook.

She slapped my brother when he asked if it made change for a dollar.

r100. ROFLMAO!,

My favorite Ocean City, Maryland t-shirt: "No muff too tuff! We dive at five!"

Way to keep it klassy, OC!

Cooze.

Thought in one Judith Krantz novel some gay guy refers to his female rival as “that filthy bit of French gash.” Which is striking.

Flesh file. Twat Momma's Cellar Bird nest Groceries

Nook and cranny

Dark baguette

Cum catcher

Gash

Fishtank

Vivian Vance!

Snapper

Pleasant peanut clit.

Cock clasp

Classapas (whatever Chelsea Handler used to say)

Whirling Dervish

Coozalina

While visiting South Africa and chatting about our fanny packs, our guide looked at us perplexed and explained that fanny was a nickname for vagina. So mine is fanny.

Stinkfish

Pussoir- you can say it, people knows what it means, and it's not vulgar sounding.

Les Poissons

This thread is reminding me of MadTV's parody of The Vagina Monologues, starring Oprah Winfrey, Betty Ford, Nancy Reagan, and Barbara Bush.

Hoo-hah!

OP is trans child molester Jonathan “Jessica” Yaniv.

I prefer [italic] Miss Kitty.

R117 don't you dare compare me with that evil, twisted mess. Get bent, bitch!

R97 I picked twat from the list but I think "front butt" is my new fave.

If we do a list of funny euphemisms for breasts, kumquats has always been a favorite of mine.

R118 , so does Festus

Ham wallet.

Stinky front hole. Stink juice squirter.

Disgusting thing.

Jellyroll

Coozeroonie

Coozylvania

Marjorie Taylor Cunt

Serena

Cooze and clam are great.

Frau Chow.

Punani

Lady Envelope Porkchop sandwich

The gash.

Pecker motel.

Laverne DeFuzzio

Quim is old and all but forgotten, but I like it.

Poon-tang

or just poon

or just tang

Cuchi Cuchi!

Yoni

Lady Garden.

MichFest Easy Pass

Cooch.

Once Around The Garden

How about words? How about "it doesn't belong on datalounge."