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Nicolas Fairford - Designer and Advisor on Fine Living

A 30 year old pasty skinned Brit who will teach you to become posh.

Who's had him?

Top or bottom?

Uncut or cut like a lot of the toffs?

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by Anonymousreply 60020 hours ago

His nipples are really distracting. He should wear an undershirt with that sweater.

by Anonymousreply 101/27/2021

Is he transitioning?

by Anonymousreply 201/27/2021

Hair laid hunny!

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by Anonymousreply 301/27/2021

Clearly a bossy bottom. He is also an invention. His accent is completely fake; he is working class. Although he appears to live in a fancy townhouse, you have to remember this is Scotland. I bet his townhouse is worth less than a 1 bedroom in brixton.

I hope he has a sugar daddy buggering him every night though. I mean good on the queen for giving it a go, and atleast he doesnt lie about the fact he isnt really posh (in the above video). But the fake accent gets to me I have to say.

by Anonymousreply 401/27/2021

I wish I was from the UK so I could clock the difference in the various accents. As an American it all sounds the same to me!

by Anonymousreply 501/27/2021

I doubt he has sex of any kind. He'd consider it undignified and messy.

by Anonymousreply 601/27/2021

What is his diagnosis?

by Anonymousreply 701/27/2021

He's no John Maclean.

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by Anonymousreply 801/27/2021

I don't think all the accents in England sound the same, much like not everyone throughout the U.S. has the same accent. My only issue is I wish I knew the difference! For such a small country, there really is a huge variety.

by Anonymousreply 901/27/2021

[quote]I doubt he has sex of any kind.

Sometimes his type are huge freaks behind the scenes

by Anonymousreply 1001/27/2021

r10 Ha! Yeah, you can just imagine him being a PNP pass around bottom who loves chav cock

by Anonymousreply 1101/27/2021

That decor is atrocious. Dollhouse chic?

by Anonymousreply 1201/27/2021

The Q&A is refreshingly honest. He’s as common as dirt, but appreciates the finer things in life. I can relate.

by Anonymousreply 1301/27/2021

Girls, it's OK to cry!

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by Anonymousreply 1401/27/2021

He'd better stay away from the scones and tea pastries. His tits, waistline, and ass aren't getting any smaller.

by Anonymousreply 1501/27/2021

Someone I feel his body fits the aesthetic perfectly. I see a young Walter Mercado manque. I picture him 50 years from now, still living in some piss elegant little semi-detached house.

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2021

[quote] I picture him 50 years from now, still living in some piss elegant little semi-detached house.

And single or with someone like Owen Jones whom he's trying to refine a bit.

by Anonymousreply 1701/27/2021

Jesus Christ, he idolizes Princess Michael of Kent.

by Anonymousreply 1801/27/2021

His accent is what linguistics call "forced".......

by Anonymousreply 1901/27/2021

I have a set of those cabbage leaf dishes. I found them in a quaint shop and also saw them in Gump's. They're made in Portugal, I was surprised Gump's was selling them..

He reminds my of Hyacinth Bouquet. Are we sure his real name isn't Sheridan?

There are a couple of wonderfully authentic tea shops where I live. Both have more charm than his set up but I give him props for trying. He's young, he will be even more eccentric with age.

by Anonymousreply 2001/27/2021

American here. I can tell the difference between different British accents, but I can't tell when someone is affecting a posh accent. I *can* tell when someone posh is adopting a lower class accent, though. Or I think I can. IMO, his voice is very soothing.

by Anonymousreply 2101/27/2021

I thought the SAME thing about Hyacinth!!! Sadly, he's really young & he will have "judgement challenges" that will have been recorded, that he'll have to apologise for.....

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by Anonymousreply 2301/27/2021

The British Sandra Lee, complete with tablescapes

by Anonymousreply 2401/27/2021

He's pretty open about living in Edinburgh (Scotland) because he can get more bang for buck, as far as cost of living (vs. London, etc.). It made me interested to visit Edinburgh.

by Anonymousreply 2501/27/2021

[quote] He's pretty open about living in Edinburgh

The Scots don't suffer affections gladly. I'm sure he gets made fun of quite often.

by Anonymousreply 2601/27/2021

He's why gays in the UK can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 2701/27/2021

[quote] The Scots don't suffer affections gladly. I'm sure he gets made fun of quite often.

Affections or affectations?

by Anonymousreply 2801/27/2021

Edinburgh is lovely!!! Go- you'll love it!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2901/27/2021

r17 oh god, I dont wish that twat on anyone. Truly an awful (and ugly) man child is OJ. He has recently been talking about his love on pussy - and I dont mean moggies......

r19 extremely.

by Anonymousreply 3001/27/2021

R28 Affectations.

F-ing autocorrect strikes again.

by Anonymousreply 3101/27/2021

Thanks for posting this op, he is JUST my type!

Havent had him, I go crazy for guys like this, he's so hot, I want him badly, top bottom or side or whatever, likely cut not that I care

Also if ever I am doing an afternoon tea this'll be useful

by Anonymousreply 3201/27/2021

His accent is from the North of England, and he’s trying to sound more refined than he really is. He’s a lady and a half.

by Anonymousreply 3301/27/2021

The object of afflictions is autocorrictions R31

by Anonymousreply 3401/27/2021

You know he's a moany bottom. The reason he's getting hate here is that bottoms don't like competition.

by Anonymousreply 3501/27/2021

Cute little btm

by Anonymousreply 3601/27/2021

I'm watching his other vids, they're a nice relaxing escape. They're not thrilling, but fulfilling.

by Anonymousreply 3701/27/2021

I think he's adorable. I loved the episode with his neighbor who lived in Texas. He seems so relaxed and nice. It's great he's doing what interests him and hopefully making money by doing so. He's doing what he can with the tabletop inventory he has, but hopefully he will be upgrading, would be my only (faint) criticism.

by Anonymousreply 3801/27/2021

His accent is part of the would-be perfectionism, which is all rather Stepfordian, but good luck to him. Just maybe he'll land a sugar daddy who meets his standards, and do all he can to be the perfect partner.

by Anonymousreply 3901/27/2021

[quote] "Top or bottom?"

You already know the answer to that. And so do the natives on Venus!

by Anonymousreply 4001/28/2021

He's probably very high maintenance.

by Anonymousreply 4101/28/2021

Anyone know if he's got an OnlyFans?

by Anonymousreply 4201/29/2021

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People who try to pretend they're superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are.

by Anonymousreply 4301/29/2021

I appreciate his love of white jeans

by Anonymousreply 4401/29/2021

New video out!

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by Anonymousreply 4501/29/2021

This etiquette guy is fab. William Hanson

He's a hoot...wonderfully bitchy and he knows is stuff. His YouTube channel is full of great info.

Here he takes apart a scene from "The Crown" between the Queen and Jackie Kennedy.

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by Anonymousreply 4601/29/2021

Not posh.

No one who meets the definition recognizes the concept.

He is as bourgeois, a window dresser. Certainly no one for a weekend in the country.

by Anonymousreply 4701/29/2021

God bless.

I find him kind of adorable. Help me, DL.

by Anonymousreply 4801/29/2021

[quote] This etiquette guy is fab. William Hanson

Hanson's podcast with the very cute Jordan North is worth listening to.

by Anonymousreply 4901/29/2021

Hanson is the real thing.

by Anonymousreply 5001/29/2021

Note BTW that Hanson says that cake stands, as Nicolas Fairford is using, are wrong for the home.

by Anonymousreply 5101/29/2021

He wants to be Raine, Countess Spencer but he lives in a flat rather than a stately home. Hence the endless posts about afternoon tea, place settings and scatter cushions, all with the same room as his backdrop. He’s trying to make a little go a very long way.

by Anonymousreply 5201/29/2021

Those teeth go a long way, I'll say that...

by Anonymousreply 5301/29/2021

Over 3 minutes of jade stone rolling, chin contouring and de-puffing

He is a rare example of unknowing camp

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by Anonymousreply 5401/29/2021

Don't watch any of his skin care videos or your dick will be limp for days.

by Anonymousreply 5501/29/2021

One cautions dearest R20 that there can be only one Hyacinth B. of note on DL.

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by Anonymousreply 5601/29/2021

[quote] He wants to be Raine, Countess Spencer but he lives in a flat rather than a stately home. Hence the endless posts about afternoon tea, place settings and scatter cushions, all with the same room as his backdrop. He’s trying to make a little go a very long way.

That's what a lot of us are trying to do in our small spaces, just have a little treat despite not living in Downton Abbey.

by Anonymousreply 5701/29/2021

I don't really care about anyone's skin care routine if they're under 40. Unless they're a dermatologist. Those skin rollers are obviously a waste of time.

by Anonymousreply 5801/29/2021

R46, thanks for posting that video featuring Wm. Hanson, etiquette expert. I am enjoying it and will probably watch a few of his videos. Fun!

by Anonymousreply 5901/29/2021

[quote] Clearly a bossy bottom. He is also an invention. His accent is completely fake; he is working class.

That was quite evident even before I started watching the clip. No self-respecting actual well-born toff would ever make such a video.

btw, I have to say: she's gayer than a bagful of rainbows! (And the bag would be a cream-colored Birkin bag fashioned from alligator hide.)

by Anonymousreply 6001/29/2021

He reminds me of the famous letter to Emily Post (who would break him and Mr. Hanson in half): "When is a vase a vahs?"

Her response: "When it is filled with dahsies."

by Anonymousreply 6101/29/2021

I suppose he's harmless, but that music box score is penis-invertingly twee. And it's amusing to see him get everything wrong according to Mr. Hanson.

by Anonymousreply 6201/29/2021

Who knew those tiered trays were not supposed to be used at home? Only for hotels, alas.

by Anonymousreply 6301/29/2021

He's a northerner: eg he says affter rather than arfter for after. If that room is his then I would say it's nicely appointed for an person aged 40+.

by Anonymousreply 6401/29/2021

Nicolas spelt without the 'h' is very fem.

by Anonymousreply 6501/29/2021

Chacun son gout etc. but I get more hotel manager that is deadly serious about being genteel vibes from these videos than I do “gracious living in a private home.”

by Anonymousreply 6601/29/2021

We're ladies you know.

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by Anonymousreply 6701/29/2021

He is a hot bottom and rumor has it that he enjoys gangbangs

by Anonymousreply 6801/29/2021

He grew-up next door to us in the Council Estates, and now puttin' on the airs.

by Anonymousreply 6901/29/2021

Oh dear, R66

by Anonymousreply 7001/29/2021

Zilv, are you watching?

by Anonymousreply 7101/29/2021

R69 that should be 'on the council estate'; fixed it 4 ya.

by Anonymousreply 7201/29/2021

Stuck-up little priss!

by Anonymousreply 7301/29/2021

He’s like the real Tom Cruise at home

by Anonymousreply 7401/29/2021

I read some of these posts, then watched the video ready to come back to post some cunty snark. But I can’t. Yes, it’s all ridiculous and twee as fuck - but what a sweetheart.

I’m also in the UK, grew up in a working class family, and yearned to live a life that existed beyond the community in which I was raised. Good for him, and I hope that he’s happy.

But also, Edinburgh *is* ‘crazy expensive’. He could live in almost any other city in UK apart from London for less than it costs to live anywhere half-decent in Edinburgh.

by Anonymousreply 7501/29/2021

Edinburgh is expensive because all the MSPs have homes there on expenses pushing up the prices for ordinary people.

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by Anonymousreply 7601/29/2021

Has he presented hole yet? In a tasteful manner of course.

by Anonymousreply 7701/29/2021

He likes to sit on the teapot. That is obvious.

by Anonymousreply 7801/29/2021

I’m glad I’m not the only one who likes Nicolas. I mentioned him in a thread about YouTubers.

I prefer him over the other “influencers” on social media.

by Anonymousreply 7901/29/2021

[quote] Top or bottom?


by Anonymousreply 8001/29/2021

His next-door neighbor, Tracy, is an American (Texas?). This house tour (Tracy's) is probably my favorite video on his channel.

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by Anonymousreply 8101/29/2021

She's in Edwinburg by the looks of things. But she's deffo a northern English lass: says [b]ath not barth for bath. She's way too girly with highlights ugh.

by Anonymousreply 8201/29/2021

What a pig! He touches all the food with his fingers! Are there not any tongs in Britain?

by Anonymousreply 8301/29/2021

No tongs

by Anonymousreply 8401/29/2021

He’s surprisingly endearing and sweet! Was expecting the opposite, such a pleasant surprise. Also totally open about his humble origins. I’m a fan!

by Anonymousreply 8501/29/2021

Uncut, in reply to OP's question.

by Anonymousreply 8601/29/2021

Is it accurate to say that just by watching one of his videos you know he completely removes his pubic hair and ass crack hair?

by Anonymousreply 8701/29/2021

I like him.

by Anonymousreply 8801/29/2021

It's important to have lovely things around you.

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by Anonymousreply 8901/29/2021

R17 Owen is also a bottom (a big bottom).

by Anonymousreply 9001/29/2021

Public records say that his real name is Nicholas Burden and he was born in January 1990

He doesn't own the Edinburgh one bed flat, it's rented from a couple of property investors who live in Hong Kong.

by Anonymousreply 9101/29/2021

He does not seem to have a Wiki page. The Edinburgh property appears to be in a busy street with lots of cars going past the windows; if it's on a one-way street that's a double negative. Link please R91.

by Anonymousreply 9201/29/2021

His accent slips when he says "booterfly" (of the china pattern).

His quiet genteel act reminds me of the moment in Remains of the Day when the dr. says to Anthony Hopkins, "I say, you aren't in domestic service are you?" (or words to that effect). Are there really that many people left in England who after two centuries need to be taught how to lay a proper tea and swoon at all the grand-hotel style accoutrements?

Points for the simulacrum of floppy public-school hair, though.

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by Anonymousreply 9401/29/2021

[quote] Jesus Christ, he idolizes Princess Michael of Kent.

Well, who doesn’t? She’s a total cunt!

by Anonymousreply 9501/29/2021

[quote] public-school hair

The local school children I see from time to time on the streets don't have floppy hair.

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by Anonymousreply 9601/29/2021

R92 He is listed on Companies House.

If you search the Scottish register of Landlords with the Noovo Edinburgh address the Hong Kong Landlords come up.

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by Anonymousreply 9701/29/2021

His adopted accent might be a little more endearing if his grammar improved.

by Anonymousreply 9801/29/2021

He is a bit too precious; he obviously thinks he's the white Nigella Lawson (Nigella usually wears black). His white clothes are not terribly flattering either.

by Anonymousreply 9901/29/2021

I'm glad that there are people like him in the world.

by Anonymousreply 10001/29/2021

His other address is 20-22, Wenlock Road, London, England, N1 7GU according to R97's link. That's quite a tony address right?

by Anonymousreply 10101/29/2021

Jesus you guys are creepy pervs; why are you looking up where he lives?

by Anonymousreply 10201/29/2021

It's a public record R102, calm down dear.

by Anonymousreply 10301/29/2021

The London address is home to a joiners' firm so I assume that young Nic is the pass around bottom / mascot for the butch joiners there.

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by Anonymousreply 10401/29/2021

N1is not posh

by Anonymousreply 10501/29/2021

That part of N1 is Hoxton: posh.

by Anonymousreply 10601/29/2021

There’s a difference between posh/ trendy expensive.

by Anonymousreply 10701/29/2021

I couldn't eat one damn thing if I were invited to one of his teas. I'd be stuck sipping tea and nibbling on a lemon wedge.

by Anonymousreply 10801/29/2021

Love that dude Hanson, but he really needs to lay off the botox.

by Anonymousreply 10901/29/2021

R108 you'd be nibbling on his foreskin like Spencer Tracy on Scotty Bowers.

by Anonymousreply 11001/29/2021

R1 is right. His big puffy nipples make it look like he's lactating. Couldn't he have taped them down?

by Anonymousreply 11101/29/2021

Is he in transition? It looks like he is.

by Anonymousreply 11201/29/2021

If he keeps getting the lip injections he's going to look grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 11301/29/2021

She’s FABULOUS! Thought provoking. Who would have known there was controversy about cream before jam on a scone.

by Anonymousreply 11401/29/2021

We knew.

by Anonymousreply 11501/29/2021

I'm pretty much the ghetto version of him. The ghetto, 50 pounds heavier, doesn't have English tea version of him. I also have better taste in home decor. I enjoy my Earl Grey and English breakfast of course, yet I am a top-oriented switch because I am an all-American cut twink.

This boy, is without a doubt, an insatiable bottom. You cannot change my feelings about this.

by Anonymousreply 11601/29/2021

One firmly suggests this Mr. Fairford spend several hours each day listening to Noel Coward recordings. Despite coming from a rather low background Mr. Coward by working very hard managed to master received pronunciation quite well.

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by Anonymousreply 11701/29/2021

Would advise further Mr. Fairford should pay particular attention to his "R" sounds, which are all quite wrong.

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by Anonymousreply 11801/29/2021

[quote]Are there really that many people left in England who after two centuries need to be taught how to lay a proper tea and swoon at all the grand-hotel style accoutrements?

That's 'The Daily Mail' readership right there.

[quote]he obviously thinks he's the white Nigella Lawson

Nigella is middling posh, private school and Oxford, daddy once Chancellor. Secure enough in her upper-middle accent to let it slide a bit sometimes.

[quote]Mr. Coward by working very hard managed to master received pronunciation quite well.

Plus that high talent thing which took him to friendship with Royals and a late Knighthood. Upward mobility for Mr Fairford to dream about.

by Anonymousreply 11901/29/2021

I can't bring myself to say anything cuntish about him. Despite his affectations, he's very endearing.

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by Anonymousreply 12001/30/2021

Don't care about his affectations. I think he's a lovely young man trying to bring beauty, joy and elegance into people's lives.

by Anonymousreply 12101/30/2021

I agree r121. Some graceful civility in a shitty world.

by Anonymousreply 12201/30/2021

Yeah, I was prepared to go all in on him, but he's actually pretty endearing. Also, the comments on his videos make it clear he's bringing a little joy to people's lives.

by Anonymousreply 12301/30/2021

R86 how you know dat?

R12 actually.... I like his decor, although I'd have gone for more chintz myself.

R15 actually he's in really good shape. And if you watch the vid R3 posted, he says he does at least an hour of exercise every day. He's also vegan (bar the ocassional free range egg). I'd say he's in much better shape than most DL'ers. He can afford to put away a few scones and cakes

R37 yeah I have watched most of his vids now. They are extremely beautiful, and he is just exquisite.

R63 I got me one of them tiered trays anyways. Dont give a shit if its meant for hotels not a home. Some cunt tells me it aint for home, fuck 'em

R54 /R55 I watched that, got me hard. I wa hoping to see .... more of him

by Anonymousreply 12401/30/2021

R101 20-22 Wenlock Road, London, England, N1 7GU is a Company called MadeSimple who help to set up small companies, they also provide a mail forwarding service/registration address for a hefty fee.

If you want to maintain privacy in the UK you need to remain as a sole-trader or partnership, if you establish a company everything becomes Public Domain.

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by Anonymousreply 12501/30/2021

A poor man’s Martha Stewart

by Anonymousreply 12601/30/2021

My mother was in a 3 person sex sandwich with Kirk Douglas, this gentleman, and Ina Garten.

They met in a hot tub, told stories of the old days, and made sweet love until the morning sun.

He's 10 inches, a fierce and total domination top, and shows a lady what's coming to her.

by Anonymousreply 12701/30/2021

His wife is one lucky woman.

by Anonymousreply 12801/30/2021

This guy, to judge from his videos here, has absolutely nothing to contribute to interior design, cookery, conversation, or anything, beyond what you could get from a perusal of the websites that he's obviously taken all his ideas from. His apartment looks like an Anglophilic chain store catalogue; his knowledge of taste and design is probably about one rung up from Posh Spice's.

And yet his anodyne affect and oblivious pretensions soothe me on this chilly morning after a rough night. I'm going to make another cup of English Breakfast tea and watch more of his videos. What I want to know, though, is how he makes scones without butter?

by Anonymousreply 12901/30/2021

Also, I'm CONVINCED that the floor lamp in his apartment is the exact same one that I got at an Ames in upstate NY 20 or 25 years ago. I'm so much happier with it now that I know it fools some people.

by Anonymousreply 13001/30/2021

He scrubs up well, but if going with blonde hair those eyebrows want bleaching as well.

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by Anonymousreply 13101/30/2021

Not just another pretty face, but Nicholas Fairford is a brand! He's aiming to be the next major influencer on the interior decorating/design scene.

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by Anonymousreply 13201/30/2021

Glam pad!

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by Anonymousreply 13301/30/2021

Not so, R131. Brows are always a little darker than hair.

by Anonymousreply 13401/30/2021


A little darker yes, but not dark brown or black contrasted with very golden blonde hair. Besides fact we're speaking about a young man with some what thick eyebrows reinforces that point. Most women even with darker brows would have them plucked or shaped so they aren't fighting that lighter hair for attentions.

Justin Bieber did something to his brows when going with bleached blonde hair. With what cannot say since that die hard stable for lash and brow tinting (Roux) has long been pulled off the market.

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by Anonymousreply 13501/30/2021

I like the duck decoy in R133.

by Anonymousreply 13601/30/2021

R131 you're right - but when he's that pretty it ceases to matter. And Nicolas is outstandingly pretty, he is perfection.

Beautiful man, beautiful home. Im in love

by Anonymousreply 13701/30/2021

Notice that he idolizes DataLounge icon (and Vairst Letty nemesis) Bunny Mellon for her comfortable yet elegant decor.

by Anonymousreply 13801/30/2021

He has kind eyes. The one thing you can't fake is the character of your eyes. His are kind and gentle.

by Anonymousreply 13901/30/2021

His living room: I don't like those 28 little framed botanical pictures. Looks cheap-ish, for what he's trying to achieve.

by Anonymousreply 14001/30/2021

The glam pad @ R133 seems anything but. Would-be grand but so safe and bland, as though terrified of going beyond known parameters. Not an ounce of flair, surprise, or individuality. The visual equivalent of maintaining an 'improved' accent at all cost.

by Anonymousreply 14101/30/2021

He's afraid of color and personality. He's the antitype to the guy in Brighton who dresses exclusively in Regency styles, often in scarlet and other in-your-face colors.

by Anonymousreply 14201/30/2021

r142 I know what you're saying. I think his taste will evolve over time and become a little more emphatic as he gets older.

It seems he wants to be an 'influencer' in the interior design space. If so, he's got to have a style and be confident about it. This will do for now.

I like his personality, his 'brand', his content is really well produced. I like that he's adding and not subtracting. I wish him well and hope he's successful.

by Anonymousreply 14301/30/2021

He's cute, but insufferably pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 14401/30/2021

The style is very Laura Ashley meets Wayfair.

by Anonymousreply 14501/30/2021

R131 does this mean he's for sale?

by Anonymousreply 14601/30/2021

R133 That room is actually very cleverly decorated. It's cutesy and femme but he has a great eye. All of the furniture is inexpensive faux this and that but he's put it all together very nicely.

by Anonymousreply 14701/30/2021

In the face pics at R131 he looks like ... Ivanka.

by Anonymousreply 14801/30/2021

Ugh, I realize it's the style, but there are so many things I'd like to subtract from this living room, starting with the sofa cushions.

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by Anonymousreply 14901/30/2021

I bet he beaches his hole.

by Anonymousreply 15001/30/2021

Like a whale, R150?

by Anonymousreply 15101/30/2021

He was Valedictorian of the Class of 2019 Ivanka Trump School of Poise, Elocution & Affectation.

by Anonymousreply 15201/30/2021

Vanka, is that you?

by Anonymousreply 15301/30/2021

She thinks she's a model and skin care expert, also.

by Anonymousreply 15401/30/2021

I like to think myself as a hard hearted, clear eyed, lonely, misanthrope of the damned, but somehow I think this kid is kind of sweetly devoted to the quaint world he has created for himself.

by Anonymousreply 15501/30/2021

Is the old woman bankrolling him? It's nicely done and nicely done costs money.

She gets to show off her house, but why? Business? He gets content. How does she benefit?

by Anonymousreply 15601/30/2021

He is betrothed to her gay son in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 15701/30/2021

She has more than one gay sons in TX and they are fighting over Nic.

by Anonymousreply 15801/30/2021

He needs new clothes

by Anonymousreply 15901/30/2021

If he needs new clothes he needs to visit Zack Pinsent, then they can be a pair of Regency dandies. But he has to take his clothes off so Zack can measure him. The Regency look would go very well in that bourgeois sitting room he uses, with the Edinburgh granite visible outside the front window.

by Anonymousreply 16001/30/2021

R160, see R142. Nicolas is too bland to pull off that look. Zack's not getting at those puffy nips.

by Anonymousreply 16101/30/2021

Opposites attract R161. DL needs to put these two together to make a great combo, a constellation of style. I agree with you that Nic does look a bit puffy at times around the neck; what drugs is Nic on?

by Anonymousreply 16201/30/2021

The woman is a friend and a neighbor, I think. She has nice style, appears wealthy, and I think Nicolas was influenced by her.

by Anonymousreply 16301/30/2021

The old lady has to many nicknacks.

by Anonymousreply 16401/30/2021

Zack Pinsent pines only for an American dancer.

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by Anonymousreply 16501/30/2021

If you're enough of a loser to pay to be "posh" you might as well fake an accent.

by Anonymousreply 16601/30/2021

[quote] The old lady has to many nicknacks.

Yes, and so does Nicolas.

by Anonymousreply 16701/30/2021

But his fake accent is very clearly a fake which is a bit of a drag. He should have kept his Nottingham accent along with his very agreeable quiet voice with all his current material finery and everyone would have said, Ooohh Ahhh listen to her the classy queen from grotty Notty. That could have been a sensation. As he is, meh.

by Anonymousreply 16801/30/2021

He lives in the New Town part of Edinburgh, near my boyfriend.

You can hear his true accent under the RP crap. There's a bit of Northumberland thrown into the Nottingham.

by Anonymousreply 16901/30/2021

Tell us about the New Town R169. Is that where the Texas lady lives? What is Northumbrian about his accent?

by Anonymousreply 17001/30/2021

He needs to ditch the white clothes. Amazingly they make him look chunky when he's not really fat at all, except under the chin.

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by Anonymousreply 17101/30/2021

The New Town was built between 1767 and around 1850. It is the chic area. How can he afford it?

"Together with the Old Town, the New Town was designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1995."

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by Anonymousreply 17201/30/2021

Do NOT buy into this prick! He violently entered my mother in Myrtle Beach.

He went INSIDE HER. With his BIG AND THICK MASCULINE dick. (This was done American Style y'all- ask questions later)

When he porked my mother -AMERICAN STYLE- let me assure you, there were NO butterfly prints on the wall, and he DID NOT WEAR A LIBERTY OF LONDON CASHMERE ONESIE!

The room was covered in leather, it was DANK, it was DARK. It was MANLY.

He is all MASC MAN. This front on Youtube is bullshit.

He throws his masculine penis into women and is ALL MAN!

This scone shit is bullshit. He fucked my momma like a beast!

by Anonymousreply 17301/30/2021

R170 It's probably one of the streets off of Broughton Street. R172 article has the details. The houses are a mix of those that have been left entire and those that have been subdivided into apartments.

There's a lilt to his RP accent that reminds me of people from around the north and eastern part of Northumberland. Not the Geordie speaking part of Newcastle, but the Hexham, Alnwick, Berwick upon Tweed kind of area.

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[quote] Not the Geordie speaking part of Newcastle, but the Hexham, Alnwick, Berwick upon Tweed kind of area.

Someone upthread was asking about English accents. Is this specific enough for you?

by Anonymousreply 17501/30/2021

He needs to soften his voice a bit. He sounds like a coal miner.

by Anonymousreply 17601/30/2021

R176 is kidding you all, gurls.

by Anonymousreply 17701/30/2021

R176 Well Nottinghamshire and Northumberland had a number of coal mines.

by Anonymousreply 17801/30/2021

His hands are probably very calloused and rough.

by Anonymousreply 17901/30/2021

Who is this woman? Her apartment looks like my grandmas's from 1986. I love watching her prance through London! Who is she!?

by Anonymousreply 18001/30/2021

I hate calloused and rough hands on my parts.

by Anonymousreply 18101/30/2021

He seems pretentious in a sickeningly sweet way... a bad combo.

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r133, That room looks like an Ethan Allen or Ballard Designs catalog. To pull off that look, you need a combination of high-low, old, and a bit new thrown in.

by Anonymousreply 18401/30/2021

He's Hungarian, and of royal blood. I am Hungarian, my blood is royal, he cannot deceive me.

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by Anonymousreply 18501/30/2021

As people have said upthread, his Northern accent comes out most clearly in his short A's ("after" instead of "ahfter") and when he says "booterfly," "joost," etc.

by Anonymousreply 18601/31/2021

He looks and sounds like a fake, pretentious twat.

by Anonymousreply 18701/31/2021

Let’s see what you look like, cunt R187

by Anonymousreply 18801/31/2021

Isn't he really pretty basic as lifestyle gurus go? The videos show him making cauliflower soup (with a "cube of vegetable stock"—Martha Stewart would die first), découpaging a box to keep tea in, making the tea in a teapot, advising us to buy used furniture and paint it, etc. Does he proffer anything you couldn't have read in any issue of a ladies' magazine since the 1890s?

by Anonymousreply 18901/31/2021

Looks like Nicolas is posting here at R188.

by Anonymousreply 19001/31/2021

Making tea in a teapot is correct, R189. What's your objection to that? (Teabags have a taste.)

I totally agree about the decoupage and the stock cube, though.

by Anonymousreply 19101/31/2021

R191, I didn't object to his making tea in a teapot (or anything—I don't even mind the découpage), I was just listing things he does that are already totally commonly known. If there are people out there who are learning basic domestic skills from his videos, great; but there are already thousands of places you can learn the things he teaches. He's not adding anything original besides his epicene soporificity.

by Anonymousreply 19201/31/2021

Did the aristocracy have scones at tea time or was that a tea shop thing? I can’t picture Lady Marjorie eating a scone in the Bellamy house at tea. Cucumber sandwiches seem appropriately bland for tea in an upper class household. Scones seem too homey.

by Anonymousreply 19301/31/2021

I don't think we ever saw the divine Lady Marjorie eating. Food was a below stairs preoccupation. Mrs Bridges was constantly making food but unless the King came to dine the food was mainly consumed below stairs with the left overs making it upstairs from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 19401/31/2021

Nicolas sounds like Angela Lansbury in Sweeney Todd when he’s not filming videos

by Anonymousreply 19501/31/2021

I believe I’ve seen Lady M holding the saucer underneath her teacup while lightly touching the cup handle with her thumb & index finger, but I don’t believe she ever did anything so rude as crooking her middle finger inside of the teacup handle. One touches, one does not hook a teacup. We are not barbarians

by Anonymousreply 19601/31/2021

Sorry she did not crook her *index* finger in the cup

by Anonymousreply 19701/31/2021

Lady Marjorie whilst not wearing her wig.

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by Anonymousreply 19801/31/2021

Looks like he might have black triangles, so maybe needs some cosmetic dental work.

by Anonymousreply 19901/31/2021

[quote] but somehow I think this kid is kind of sweetly devoted to the quaint world he has created for himself.

Let's hope, for his sake, that the cold, cruel world doesn't come crashing in on him.

by Anonymousreply 20001/31/2021

DL is crashing in on him. That's bad enough.

by Anonymousreply 20101/31/2021

The only thing that turned me off was his prancing when walking outdoors, but he is a lovely young man.

by Anonymousreply 20201/31/2021

[quote]A poor man’s Martha Stewart

Nicolas will do all he can to avoid prison, not least because he so clearly isn't into the utilitarian minimalist approach to decor.

by Anonymousreply 20301/31/2021

Wouldn't he be the poor man's Delia Smith or the poor man's Fanny Cradock rather than Martha Stewart? The pretentious, social climber Brits would look down upon Martha because she is of Polish stock.

by Anonymousreply 20401/31/2021

[quote] Did the aristocracy have scones at tea time or was that a tea shop thing?

Upthread, there's a link to a YouTube video, guy named Hanson critiquing a tea scene from "The Crown." They're eating scones (QE & Jac. Kennedy). His critique is that the scones look dry, but he doesn't say that they should not be eating scones.

IMO, British pastries & desserts are rustic ("puddings"), not really refined like French stuff.

Hence, a scone seems not out of place.

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omg. I can't imagine. Nottingham accent on little Nic? ee dun sand loik tis does ee?

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by Anonymousreply 20701/31/2021

Scones taste like bleached saw dust. Are they to be dipped in coffee or tea?

by Anonymousreply 20801/31/2021


Scones have been around for ages, they are basically rather like "drop" biscuits or other sorts of spoon breads/cakes. Only difference is until baking powder was available commercially (for home use) most scones were flat sort of griddle cakes, and or you had to get them from a bakery. The wealthy of course had armies of cooks and even stand alone bakers in their homes who could provide.

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by Anonymousreply 20901/31/2021

As with many other things scones sold in USA are either overly sweet (from addition of masses of sugar), or rather dry and bland. What is offered in UK or other parts of world is usually vastly different.

Scones usually were served as part of a cream tea taking place of bread and jam. As such traditionally scones aren't that sweet because it is presumed one is going to have them with jam.

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by Anonymousreply 21001/31/2021

At this point, after making a little fun of him, I feel kinda guilty. I've gotten to where I love his personality, his peaceful and calming demeanor. I could watch him all day-- because if the world was this peaceful I would be much happier. His taste isn't my taste, in terms of interior design, but his desire for cosiness is first-class. DL should embrace him!

by Anonymousreply 21101/31/2021

Here here R116, totally agree!!!

by Anonymousreply 21201/31/2021

Afternoon tea is normally a far more substantial meal consisting of sandwiches (of all sorts), scones, bread and jam, etc... In days when dinner was eaten quite late in evening (by modern standards), afternoon tea served between say 3 pm and 5 pm took the hunger edge off.

Keeping with theme of this thread there is also evening or high tea, this was a more substantial meal served between 5 pm and 7 pm. What you called this meal largely determined your social class.

Working and even middle class ate their main meal at noon and called it dinner. OTOH upper classes who ate "dinner" at 7 pm or later called their noon meal luncheon or just "lunch". Thus evening/high tea either was a bit of something to keep one going until dinner later that evening, or was a light last meal of the day.

All over UK school children are served "dinner" by "dinner ladies" in cafeterias at noon. Similarly in an office "Sir" would go to luncheon at noon, while workers ate their dinner. There is a hilarious episode of "Are You Being Served" where the pompous Capt. Peacock keeps correcting Miss Brahms about the correct use of "dinner" instead of "lunch". This is until later when the good Captain gets so angry about something he moans about missing his "dinner", to which Miss Brahms points out "got so upset he forget he was middle class...."

In any event all this tea business became necessary because even today (as anyone who travels in Europe can attest) many cultures have their dinner or whatever final meal of day rather late by American standards. In France for instance it isn't unheard of to make dinner reservations or be invited to a dinner party for after 7 pm or even 8:3O pm

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I still can't take his work seriously, however calm and benevolent a presence his videos shed into my life. He doesn't seem to know very much about the things he talks about, beyond what you could pick up from googling or reading magazine articles. He comes across as an earnest boy, smoothing over the gaps in his knowledge with effusive words but betraying his basic amateurishness with frequent nervous swallowing, lip-smacking, fidgeting, and that stance where he keeps his hands in his pockets with his leg bent. Maybe he'll improve with time, but his taste is already sclerotic. He thinks adding a tablespoon of brown sugar to a cocktail is "a bit naughty." It drives me crazy that he keeps purring over how he painted over all his cherry and walnut furniture, resulting in the pale, matte surroundings that he craves.

The transatlantic dame next door also needs more personality. Her taste is good and her Baby Jane makeup job holds promise, but she never cuts loose. Soaking the onions to reduce their flavor is symptomatic of her contribution. You want her to find her inner Ann Richards and drop the genteel New Town locutions she's layered on like her mascara, but young Nicolas has found his true soulmate in her.

by Anonymousreply 21401/31/2021

"In France for instance it isn't unheard of to make dinner reservations or be invited to a dinner party for after 7 pm or even 8:3O pm"

Uh, in Lisbon, Madrid, Barcelona and Rome, it's more like 10 pm. Restaurants open around 7 or 7:30, but locals don't show up until 9 or later.

On weekends, people show up late, so it's usually 11 when you sit down to eat.

by Anonymousreply 21501/31/2021

Some recent posts are far too long.

by Anonymousreply 21601/31/2021

Someone felt the need, apropos of nothing, to describe the difference between afternoon tea and high tea, adding to the length of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 21701/31/2021

High tea is about a couple of hours later than afternoon tea. As a rule one doesn't take both, unless one happens to be a fat DL queen.

by Anonymousreply 21801/31/2021

The Edwardians started all of this, if not the Victorians:

Breakfast (Champagne) + a cigarette Elevenses (Sherry) + a cigarette Lunch (Sherry or gin and tonic then wine) + a cigarette Tea + a cigarette High Tea + a cigarette Dinner (various cocktails eg gin and Dubonnet then wine then port) + + a cigarette for the women; + a cigar from a man Supper (cognac)

by Anonymousreply 21901/31/2021

Those episodes I described at R219 were generally rather frugal affairs except for breakfast. All other meals, booze, cigarettes were taken sparingly. In between time there would be riding, golf, walking, stalking, lots of sex with everyone. Then there was more sex after Supper with whoever you fancied with no complaints provided you didn't want to elope/marry/become serious about the person(s) you were fucking or who was (were) fucking you (that went for the gay prototypes too). Does Nicolas dear address all of this sordidness in his Dear Lady teatime broadcasts?

by Anonymousreply 22001/31/2021

R220, Nicolas only addresses things he can call "nice" and "heavenly." I hardly think that the boozy, slutty, tobacco-addled depravity you describe would qualify.

by Anonymousreply 22102/01/2021

I want to be in him quite deeply at teatime: heavenly.

by Anonymousreply 22202/01/2021

R222 Hell yeah I'd love to get a piece of that action, teatime or any other time

R218 or you are doing heavy manual labour in between. Mind you I guess the crossover of people that do heavy manual labour and those that take high tea is kinda small

by Anonymousreply 22302/01/2021

[quote]He’s as common as dirt, but appreciates the finer things in life. I can relate

I have no problem with someone "common as dirt" in his background, no problem with someone who aspires for knowledge and access to things that he wasn't born to, no problem with appreciating finer things, but goddamn do I hate these Hyacinth Bucket motherfuckers with their fake plummy vowels and squat-to-piss pretentiousness. Americans are even worse with their worship of the British Royal Family, all snippy because someone overlooked a point of succession 17 living royal bodies away from the sovereign, or the shirt size of that scumbucket grifter the Duke of Windsor. Prissy little lessons about ladies teas? Who is his audience? Daft boys who fell off the turnip truck after him?

What a useless person.

by Anonymousreply 22402/01/2021

I want to feel the inside of his intestine with my bare cock.

by Anonymousreply 22502/01/2021

Not unlike the wife of the 6th in line to the throne (for now, anyway), R224, an American whose name on her son’s birth certificate was changed from Meghan Markle to the Duchess of Sussex without, she says, her knowledge.

She had nothing to do with “Finding Freedom” either. Until, of course, it was revealed that in fact she did.

Meghan and Nicolas have more than a little in common; trying to convince people of their expertise without having much.

by Anonymousreply 22602/01/2021

R224 a lot of it isnt about his knowledge, its his presentation. Its extremely soothing and its beautiful, and he is extremely pretty to look at. I've watched most of his videos, even though I cant see myself doing a high tea or making a sponge cake or any of the other stuff, I look at them because of the aesthetic pleasure they give me. Also what R225 said

by Anonymousreply 22702/01/2021

It's mostly common knowledge rehashed with very little new information. He is soothing and presents well, but bland and stripped of any humor. And you just know any queen like this who has a circle of friends and entertains would be a campfest and a hoot. He's playing to the grannies and anglophiles. As a gay man, I'm attracted to masculinity, of which this poor fellow has not one shred. But the DL shows (once again) how anyone can be attracted to virtually anything.

by Anonymousreply 22802/01/2021

I imagine Nic would be consulting his lawyers if he read some of the comments on this thread, or at least blushing a deep shade of crimson!

by Anonymousreply 22902/01/2021

[quote] I imagine Nic would be consulting his lawyers if he read some of the comments on this thread, or at least blushing a deep shade of crimson!

Why?? That he has even been mentioned on DL means he has truly "arrived". He ought to rejoice.

by Anonymousreply 23002/01/2021

Some people object to the DL comments, and rightly so.

by Anonymousreply 23102/01/2021

I have to say, that I was feeling my oats above and casually mentioned how this young man FOR SURE went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach.

However, after watching his videos he actually seems NICE.

They have a great ASMR quality and I just can't hate on the guy for cultivating some kind of idealistic life.

He's not nearly as shallow as I expected him to be. And I dig his rich friend from America-

by Anonymousreply 23202/01/2021

There have to be dozens of "How To Do English Tea" experts about.

What's odd is, many toffs don't even live like that any longer. Tea, that is, afternoon tea (as opposed to "high" tea) is mostly continued by much older people. Everyone else is too busy to stop for tea in the afternoon, unless they are very well-heeled and have the time.

The pace of real life just doesn't allow for it - like the after-lunch siesta in Spain, it's being crushed under the wheels of fast paced life.

If you have the money, another really beautiful tea is The Goring Hotel in London.

But at home on a regular basis? Not.

by Anonymousreply 23302/01/2021

He really reminds me of puffin-faced actress and comedienne, Tamsin Grieg (who once nearly ran me down on a traffic crossing in Kensal Rise)

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The Goring is nice, but the best afternoon tea I ever had - and with an amazing view - was from the verandah of Reid's Palace in Madeira.

Maybe little Nicky has a point: gracious living is a dying art. Reid's never had to post the dress code before.

People used to know what to do without having to be told.

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[quote] People used to know what to do without having to be told.

No, people were always told. The publishing of etiquette books in the 19th C was a big and lucrative business. People used the surnames of popular etiquette books as readily understood shorthand for the titles; there were different levels of etiquette books, each positioned to address the position one or two rungs up from the intended audience. Social place was reinforced by books such as Burke's Peerage which was published from 1826 at a time when industrialization was firmly in place but the place of industrialists was challenged: money alone was no longer enough to establish someone's place in society. Etiquette books and rules and allied popular interests have always been based on the idea that manners are gracious living are "dying." If they were not endangered, there would be no book sales, no lectures, no useless little twits like this one trying to establish his sad little brand. Etiquette always focuses most on the things that are already water over the dam: the irretrievable. Like old fussy queens complaining that young bucks (not young Regency bucks) have lost the art of cursive writing! Of communicating in paragraphs! Of long telephone conversations!

Etiquette is more than anything a trade, holding out knowledge of the arcane ways of our "social betters," and this silly fellow with bespoke marbles in his mouth is overreaching on his slim knowledge to try to make a few coins of one sort or another, a feather in has cap.

Too bad he's humorless, sexless, and pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 23602/01/2021

I went into the Ritz in London for tea with a friend, on a whim, on a stifflingly hot summer's day in ... 1979 without a jacket or tie - I know you could practically write a book, right?!? The staff insisted I wear a jacket and tie which they lent me. I should have left. Unfortunately I agreed - that was then.

by Anonymousreply 23702/01/2021

[quote] I went into the Ritz in London for tea with a friend, on a whim, on a stifflingly hot summer's day in ... 1979 without a jacket or tie - I know you could practically write a book, right?!? The staff insisted I wear a jacket and tie which they lent me. I should have left. Unfortunately I agreed - that was then.

Why should you have left? You complied with the jacket and tie. I'm assuming there was no further incident. You got to experience tea at the Ritz in London.

by Anonymousreply 23802/01/2021

I don't think I've ever had afternoon tea in a hotel and I'm English. I think that's usually a very American thing to do.

If I'm at home, I sometimes make a cuppa tea around 4pm. I usually have a slice of cake or a ham sandwich say, rarely both.

I'm not sure what this lad is offering new. I'll show my boyfriend his pic and see if he knows him personally as he lives in Edinburgh near where this lad does.

by Anonymousreply 23902/01/2021

My favourite high tea experience was in Edinburgh, in the beautiful Colonnades Library

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Black tea just never tastes concentrated enough. The only time I've ever had a really good black tea was in Japan (milk tea of "miruku tea"). I prefer coffee.

I used to work in a hotel that served afternoon tea. If you ever get the chance, order the scones and Devonshire (clotted) cream. If you want to have tea, scones, & clotted cream at home (and can't find / make clotted), I would suggest mascarpone as a substitute.

by Anonymousreply 24102/01/2021

[quote]Isn't he really pretty basic as lifestyle gurus go? The videos show him making cauliflower soup (with a "cube of vegetable stock"—Martha Stewart would die first)

I think that's a Euro thing. Years of living in Italy and I never saw canned broth. You either make it or use a bouillon cube, as most home cooks do. Even chefs use them.

Marcella Hazan in her books recommends them over canned broth.

by Anonymousreply 24202/01/2021


[quote]Reid's never had to post the dress code before.. People used to know what to do without having to be told.

Shit so steel capped workboots a wifebeater and high vis vest arent gonna cut it then?

by Anonymousreply 24302/01/2021

[quote] Shit so steel capped workboots a wifebeater and high vis vest arent gonna cut it then?

Only if you are the king of Jordan or Thailand (the latter with his boob tube).

by Anonymousreply 24402/01/2021

My boyfriend and I discovered him two nights ago; we watched the tea sandwiches video.

I was ready to throw up from his womanliness at first, but then I really got into it. Not in a sexual way, but in a “this kid has no idea how hilarious he is” kind of way. Unknowing camp, as someone put it up thread. I actually have never thought to make my own lemon-dill butter, but now I’m seriously contemplating it.

I was aghast when he started sawing through the sandwiches with his sharp knife, though. Dear lord. Use a serrated bread knife, sweetheart!

by Anonymousreply 24502/01/2021

His underlying accent may be more Derby than anything else. Bearing in mind that there are some posh people up North, just not Nic despite all his many good qualities.

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Wait, where’s the video of Hanson critiquing him? Link, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 24702/01/2021

Is he from The Dukeries?

by Anonymousreply 24802/01/2021

R248 is not R246.

by Anonymousreply 24902/01/2021

Sorry R246 / R249 I put R246 in the wrong box.

by Anonymousreply 25002/01/2021

I love R224. This Fairford creature is a waste of space.

by Anonymousreply 25102/01/2021

Can't get real clotted cream in USA, and or it is very difficult to find because the true stuff is made from unpasteurized milk.

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In UK they have figured out ways to make milk safe without pasteurization that is to say methods used are deemed to produce a safe product.

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by Anonymousreply 25302/01/2021

I don't think you need unpasteurized milk for clotted cream. You can make it yourself, actually. It's just heavy cream cooked low and slow. Chef John's recipe says "not ultra-pasteurized" (cream).

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There is serious debate on matter of making clotted cream from pasteurized or even ultra pasteurized milk. For some nothing tastes better than clotted cream from raw milk, anything else is simply a poor reproduction.

That being said if you cannot get raw milk, then that's it, you have to deal with what is at hand.

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by Anonymousreply 25502/01/2021

No new posts in two days? We need to revive this thread as an antidote to the influx of news about QAnon addicts in high places. Save us, ridiculous tea-sandwich whisperer!

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by Anonymousreply 25702/04/2021

Hmm, got to watch those prim and proper queens. They may be linen and lace on the outside, but inside it is leather, rubber and chains.

by Anonymousreply 25802/04/2021

I'm still laughing from that Hanson guy. He's hilariously dead serious about how to eat a scone. And the plates! But good to know that Jackie knew her stuff---hat's were fine before 6pm!

by Anonymousreply 25902/04/2021

Mary Berry makes a much better looking Victoria Sponge and you know she knocks back a few gin and tonics while she does it.

by Anonymousreply 26002/04/2021

R257 yeah I'm curious about that too.


[quote]Your search - "Nicolas Fairford" - did not match any documents.

by Anonymousreply 26102/04/2021

Well we know his porn name isn't Charlie Snake, because that one is taken.

by Anonymousreply 26202/04/2021

Good to know that I'm not the only one in this thread who would gladly take him to pound town and spread some clotted cream on his cherry scone.

by Anonymousreply 26302/04/2021

He done another skincare video. He is glowing, radiant and beautiful. And he said he's just turned 31, he dont look it

Maybe I oughtta start doing some of this shit myself, difficult when I'm out on the road a lot

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by Anonymousreply 26402/05/2021

It was established upthread that his real name is Nicolas Burden. Maybe that's what he uses for his OnlyFans. Wonder if his Texas-born neighbor joins him there, too.

by Anonymousreply 26502/05/2021

Good point R265, tried that, also tried Nic Burden, no go unfortunately

Found this vid of him painting a chair, you get to see a bit more of him, his skin is so soft and dewey and delicate, he really is breathtakingly lovely

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by Anonymousreply 26602/05/2021

New video up today. Kind of boring. I don't like mixing all those disparate flowers together: roses, tulips, and carnations.

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by Anonymousreply 26702/05/2021

Well he's been to Waitrose for his flowers. Either Comely Bank or Morningside in Edinburgh.

What's with his I'll fitting jumper?

by Anonymousreply 26802/05/2021

What's with the sinister opening music in the video at R267? He's giving me John Moulder-Brown vibes from The House That Screamed.

by Anonymousreply 26902/05/2021

And oh dear, the VAHZ pronunciation.

by Anonymousreply 27002/05/2021

R270 You mean the standard British English pronunciation?

And, v8fairy: you've got it bad for this guy.

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I just came across this guy on YouTube last night and I didn’t know whether to laugh or be fascinated. It was a bit of both actually. I saw the tea sandwiches video and those sandwiches looked boring as hell (he’s a vegan so there was no meat). I also saw the skincare one, and thought what the hell is rubbing that stone against his face supposed to do? The Q&A video was somewhat interesting though. He said he was single but had been in a LTR in the past and I was surprised because I can’t imagine him having sex.

by Anonymousreply 27202/05/2021


[quote]And, v8fairy: you've got it bad for this guy

I do! And I fully admit it, I'm utterly in his thrall, he's enchanting

by Anonymousreply 27302/05/2021

R272, the proper way for slipping it in?

by Anonymousreply 27402/05/2021

Well, Hello! And welcome to my Tea.

by Anonymousreply 27502/05/2021

What does this thing do for a living? Does it stay home eating cakes and scones all day?

by Anonymousreply 27602/05/2021

R276 Did you see how skinny he is? I don’t think he eats much at all. I would like to know how he earns money though to afford all that stuff.

by Anonymousreply 27702/05/2021

[quote]Well, Hello! And welcome to my Tea.

OMG you’re right! He’s like the male version of her!

by Anonymousreply 27802/05/2021

Nicolas Fairford, meet your new best friend!

Can you imagine the two of them together?

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by Anonymousreply 27902/06/2021

Am I sad for having just watched several of his videos before getting ready to go to sleep? There is something fascinating yet relaxing watching his videos with the elegant music in the background and seeing him live in his own little world.

by Anonymousreply 28002/06/2021

If we’re finding female companions for Nicolas, I’d like to nominate Anna Bey, the elegance letty teachink upper-crusted refinements at very famous School of Affluence.

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by Anonymousreply 28102/06/2021

Does it dress up as Miss Havisham and bake it's own wedding cake?

by Anonymousreply 28202/06/2021

His faux voice sends me to sleep.

Have any of our Edinburgh queens had him or spotted him on Grindr yet?

by Anonymousreply 28302/06/2021

[quote]His faux voice sends me to sleep.

That’s why he’s perfect to watch before bed!

by Anonymousreply 28402/06/2021

I bet he's a demanding bottom in bed.

by Anonymousreply 28502/06/2021

I would guess that he had a rich, older boyfriend in the past. (He described a breakup from a LTR in one of his videos.) I think that's how he got exposed to this kind of interior decor, etc.

by Anonymousreply 28602/06/2021

You mean a Sugar Daddy?

by Anonymousreply 28702/06/2021

He's so pale.

by Anonymousreply 28802/06/2021

His cooking videos and recipes are terrible! It’s all vegan shit. He should focus on the decorating and craft videos.

by Anonymousreply 28902/06/2021

Vegans are the most boring people in the world.

by Anonymousreply 29002/06/2021

Well isn't he just the most precious thing you've ever seen. Bless his heart.

by Anonymousreply 29102/06/2021

Picture 5 years hence, Miss Nicolas debuts on Treasure Island Media. Title A Delightful Afternoon Tea 🍵 and Well Mannered Gangbang

by Anonymousreply 29202/06/2021

Don't drop the tea, Nicolas.

by Anonymousreply 29302/06/2021

R276/ R277 he isnt wealthy, and a lot of that stuff he's bought second hand and fixed up himself. He says as much in his introductory vid, and he also mentions cost saving short cuts in several of his videos.

R280 I watch a couple of vids every night, you are far from the only one

R286 I think you're right. Lucky bastard

R288 yeah, pale, delicate and beautiful, I like a whole lot

Here's one of him doing a book recommendation, you get to see him outside with flowers and such

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by Anonymousreply 29402/06/2021

In his Christmas Q&A YouTube video he gives more personal info, back story is funny

by Anonymousreply 29502/06/2021

At the beginning of the video of him showing his beauty routine, he walks down a hill and keeps looking back at the camera in slow motion for dramatic effect and then he saunters out of his shower in that big white robe.😄 It kind of reminded me of Bobby Trendy from the Anna Nicole show.

But he seems like a nice guy (if a bit over the top).

by Anonymousreply 29602/06/2021

OMFG! He's the real deal. His review of that fantastic book about Bunny Mellon's gardens is spot-on. I like this kid, despite that I'm neither into Twinks nor his particular Twee style. His calm, measured, confident voice is ASMR material. He certainly has lost any trace of a Scottish accent, so at least the rest of the English-speaking world can understand him. And his dog is white and fluffy, because of course. He reminds me so much of someone I knew years ago.

Having major flashbacks now to when in 1982 when I was 21, I managed to get a scholarship for a summer program at University of St Andrews in Scotland. My Scottish dorm mate was just like this guy -- delicate features, pleasant, calm, and creative, but trying to escape whatever the fuck hellhole culture of the wee coal mining town in the North he was from. I just couldn't understand him, not at first. And he was trying to lose his accent while recreating himself with the goal of moving to London. I was totally out (I'm from the Bay Area), but he was absolutely not. No idea what happened to him.

by Anonymousreply 29702/06/2021

R295 this video? I always wondered about that. Its a pretty small tattoo, wouldnt be that expensive for him to get it lasered off

He was with his last partner for nine years, thats a long time at that age, wonder why they split, doesnt sound like he initiated the split

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by Anonymousreply 29802/07/2021

R297, he isn’t Scottish. He just lives here. His accent is North of England.

by Anonymousreply 29902/07/2021

He appears to be someone who has completely invented himself. People like that fascinate me. I would put someone like Tim Gunn in that same category. (Maybe someone like Joan Crawford as well). People who invent themselves discard their upbringing, discard their natural accents, get rid of everything that reminds them of their childhoods and then stride out into the world, daring others to challenge the persona they have created for themselves. I think it has to take a great deal of courage, or a great deal of bravado to do that. I imagine that in most cases, it also represents a person whose childhood was very unhappy or whose circumstances embarrassed him or her. It may be more common among gay people than among straight people. There is a guardedness to such people though. I can't imagine that they easily let other people into their confidence. Too much of their self-image is bound up in the projection of the transformation they have made, and an unwitting slip might bring the whole thing crashing down.

by Anonymousreply 30002/07/2021

When this thread began I was put in mind of a youngish man who years ago wrote an etiquette column in the London 'Times', no less. Confidently he put correspondents right about all manner of social anxieties. Evidently a 'confirmed bachelor' who in pictures looked somewhat over-dressed.

Eventually he committed suicide by throwing himself from the high window of his 'good' London address. It turned out he'd attended a comprehensive school, and had no wish to keep in contact with his (I suppose 'humble') background. Disjunct painfully unsustainable, perhaps.

by Anonymousreply 30102/07/2021

[quote] Too much of their self-image is bound up in the projection of the transformation they have made, and an unwitting slip might bring the whole thing crashing down

Quite often all it takes is a casual remark from a truly upper-class person that exposes the pretender for the fake creation he or she is. This Nicolas dinnerlady sounds unbearable.

by Anonymousreply 30202/07/2021

R300 I think you are right in that he has reinvented himself, but he is also quite open and frank about his origins - he doesnt have quite that guardedness that you mention though. And his childhood was very happy according to several of his Q+A's . Yes, he is faking it to a fair extent, but he doesnt pretend otherwise

by Anonymousreply 30302/07/2021

Just watched this here, he got a dinner set the same as one the Queen Mother has got, its real nice

And Nicolas is as dainty and gorgeous as always

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by Anonymousreply 30402/07/2021

He's cute, but does he even have a penis?

by Anonymousreply 30502/07/2021

Why are there so many replies, Nick?

by Anonymousreply 30602/07/2021

R305 If you look at the videos where he is wearing white pants he does have a reasonable package, for instance at the start of this one, you can see it when he goes out the door of his place right at the start then again when he goes up the stairs at around 30 seconds. He aint donkey hung but he's definitely got a nice mouthful there

R306 OP just might be him but very unlikely. He's got almost 47K subs and rising, its not like he needs to rark up more from here. He appeals to a lot of people me included. But if he actually is on here... I adore you Nicolas!

by Anonymousreply 30702/08/2021

Just finished watching his Christmas Q&A video. I love his humbleness, yet he is realistically posh in his explanations. The tattoo bit is rather unfortunate, along with him losing his boyfriend of nine years. As I sit lonely in my lightly messy room not doing much of anything, I wish I was anywhere as motivated as lovely Nicolas. Off I go tidying!

by Anonymousreply 30802/08/2021

I think he has a nice ass. Nothing extreme. But nice.

by Anonymousreply 30902/08/2021

R309 He’s single. Why don’t you ask him out?

by Anonymousreply 31002/08/2021

Bit of a distance between us, R310

by Anonymousreply 31102/08/2021


If late John Morgan was to whom you were referring, it was never suicide, well at least not proven. Verdict was the man "fell" out of window.

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by Anonymousreply 31302/08/2021

Wiki entry...

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by Anonymousreply 31402/08/2021

Finally from the Guardian....

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by Anonymousreply 31502/08/2021

Top etiquette expert in UK nowadays is William Hanson. Mayhaps this Nicolas Fairford can do an internship or something with Mr. Hanson to polish up is C.V.

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by Anonymousreply 31602/08/2021

Top five tips for flawless dining....

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by Anonymousreply 31702/08/2021

How to talk posh, courtesy of the Guardian...

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by Anonymousreply 31802/08/2021

[quote]If late John Morgan was to whom you were referring, it was never suicide, well at least not proven.

Yes, the name came back to me later. 'Not proven' - but a known history of depression, a previous suicide attempt, and avowed money worries point to the sad possibility that he took his own life in a bleak dark moment.

A similar ambiguity obtained around the death of Kenneth Williams. I can understand why there's often an unwillingness to record a death as suicide, and respect that it wasn't actually applied in this case.

by Anonymousreply 31902/09/2021

R312 thru 315, damn that is just so sad. He'd attempted suicide before in 1999, and was on medication for depression. We lose too many great people to depression

by Anonymousreply 32002/09/2021

30 going on 16. God, I am old, that's how he looks to me.

by Anonymousreply 32102/09/2021


Sometimes think it's the tablets that bring on what is a momentary thought of suicide, but before passes person acts upon it.

IIRC ironically many medications for depression warn of increased risk of suicide.

by Anonymousreply 32202/09/2021

I just realised I forgot to post the vid I mentioned up at R307

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by Anonymousreply 32402/09/2021

Sizemeat anyone?

by Anonymousreply 32502/09/2021

R325 somebody already asked at R257. I have not been able to get a definitive answer so far after extensive research

However the vid at R323 shows something there, so he's not tiny

by Anonymousreply 32602/09/2021

What many do not realize is getting RP down is only part of battle in sounding posh. One requires necessary "gentility" that goes with good breeding in order to truly pull things off.

Actors, news readers, politicians and others who recite from scripts written by others don't have to worry. But someone going about in society wanting to impress or whatever needs to get things down pat.

At basic level gentility in terms of speaking substitutes a common word for something less so. "Remain" instead of "stay". "Step" instead of "walk". Knowing when to use "one" instead of "I"....

To those brought up or learned at a very early age both RP and in a certain background these things flow easily and unforced. Conversation flows naturally, if not a bit high and mighty sounding to some ears. The opposite not only sounds silly but reinforces the person is NQOCD

Pygmalion and later My Fair Lady is an excellent example. Though Eliza Doolittle was heavily coached in RP, her grammar and choice of words give game away.

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by Anonymousreply 32702/09/2021

I love how any little simple thing is a “treat” according to him.

by Anonymousreply 32802/09/2021

This overly precious mince is not far removed from Brendad Ickson's "Welcome to My Home" as far as some of those videos go...

by Anonymousreply 32902/09/2021

This pretentious, twee twat must be an unbearable bore in social settings, trying to impress everyone with his knowledge of the proper way to eat a sandwich. Kill it with grease fire.

by Anonymousreply 33002/09/2021

Little Faux Fauntleroy

by Anonymousreply 33102/09/2021

I done watched all of the vids so now I been trawling through his website and blog, found some very pretty pictures of him.

R171 is right, he really does look better in black, there's a pic I cant seem to link to directly where he's wearing black with a striped top, and he is so dainty and delicate, just perfect, its about half way down this here page I linked unless I done fucked it up again

He is so utterly exquisite, I would love to hold him

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by Anonymousreply 33202/10/2021

R332 v8fairy, luv, you are a tad obsessed

by Anonymousreply 33302/10/2021

Yeah, I hate to yuck someone's yum, but enough already.

by Anonymousreply 33402/10/2021

I wonder who his American friend is. She seems extremely wealthy, or sugar daddied herself into total wealth. Oil money who got out of the US before the recession?

by Anonymousreply 33502/10/2021

Update: It seems she worked as bookseller, then went into owning a gift shop in the Scottish Border. But not much more. Her house is beyond high-end, so I dont think being a gift shop owner made her that wealthy to retire.

by Anonymousreply 33602/10/2021

[quote]You mean a Sugar Daddy?

No, a Caster Sugar Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 33702/10/2021

[quote] However the vid at [R323] shows something there, so he's not tiny

Upper Pubic Fat !

by Anonymousreply 33802/10/2021

The mouth noises and saliva crackles in the voiceover at R264 are just too much.

by Anonymousreply 33902/10/2021

yassss hunty

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by Anonymousreply 34002/10/2021

Am sorry, but Nicholas Fairford looks as if he had one hour of heavy rogering, then drank a glass of cold water he would die. Frail twinks are all very well I suppose, de gustibus and all, but still...

by Anonymousreply 34102/10/2021

R333 R334 Bite Me :)

by Anonymousreply 34202/11/2021

Just watched a short extract of R323’s video. The guy has a flat chest, womanly hips and a fat ass perched on skinny thighs. His backside undulates like a lady’s when he walks. And you all fawn over him??

by Anonymousreply 34302/11/2021

Just fascinating.

He reminds me of what I imagine Margo Leadbetter (Penelope Keith) would be like as a male but not as shrill and prone to overreaction as she was. If you close your eyes he does sound like an older female though.

That said - I was looking at the 10 books he would like for Christmas and he has very good taste. There's a couple in this list I wouldn't mind myself!

Do we know how old he is v8fairy?

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by Anonymousreply 34402/11/2021

His friend next door has a husband who is in international business of some kind, if I picked up on what she said. David somebody. He may be American, too; they probably came to Edinburgh for his job.

by Anonymousreply 34502/11/2021

R344 He just recently turned 31, he talked about it in one of his vids

by Anonymousreply 34602/11/2021

OK I watched some of this video and he's 31 in January 2021 and an Aquarius he says.

He looks a lot younger.

He said he doesn't come from money or upbringing so all of it is affected - the voice and demeanor.

He seems like quite a nice person and although I am a typical Datalounger, I have nothing bad to say.

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by Anonymousreply 34702/11/2021

Snap R346

by Anonymousreply 34802/11/2021

Happy Valentines Day!

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by Anonymousreply 34902/12/2021

Whom is Nicolas celebrating Valentine's Day with in that video? Is Baby Jane next door going to ditch her husband for the evening?

by Anonymousreply 35002/12/2021

That Valentine's video is going into Baby Jane territory. He talks more about his ex-BF, who exposed him to this lifestyle. Sounds like ex-BF took him (paid for trip) to Paris for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 35102/12/2021

Hahaaaa I cannot believe this! I fucked this guy on a business trip to Edinburgh last Summer! We met on tinder and I had no idea who he was until I randomly came across his YouTube channel just now. Let me tell you this..He is nothing like this in real life. Tiny..skinny twink body, about 5 5 total bottom with amazing tight arse. Pounded him all night long and then jizzed all over those hot lips!

by Anonymousreply 35202/12/2021

v8fairy is turning green as he reads R352.

by Anonymousreply 35302/12/2021

Did he tell you about the proper etiquette to follow when pounding arse or squirting cum on his lips, R352? Did he lick his lips and call it a "treat"?

by Anonymousreply 35402/12/2021

He's cute, I would definitely hit that ass.

I'm American so I couldn't care less whether or not he pronounces his "r" or if he puts jam on his toast the way the Queen would. This is of no interest to anyone outside the UK. He seems like a fun person to be around. And good for him for trying to improve himself. He's refreshing compared to so much of the ghetto trash that are influencers/Youtubers.

by Anonymousreply 35502/12/2021

His color palette is all soft pastels, and mostly the color I call "flesh pink". I have a friend who has a side business as a floral designer and this is also her palette. It's not my favorite, at least for flowers. I like more vivid colors. A deep red rose, a stunning deep blue delphinium, a bright yellow black eyed susan, a bright white magnolia. But it's true that this narrow pastel palette is "safer". Nothing would stick out and "offend" an overly sensitive eye.

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by Anonymousreply 35602/12/2021

His real name is Nicolas Burden. Unburdened of that name, he took as his nom de guerre Fairford, which is code for "fair for D."

by Anonymousreply 35702/12/2021

r352 did you raw dog it with him?

by Anonymousreply 35802/12/2021

It's actually Nicholas with an 'h', R357. And as for 'Burden' - could there be a more unglamorous name?

by Anonymousreply 35902/12/2021

Hyacinth Bucket.

by Anonymousreply 36002/12/2021

I found his lonely Valentines video sweet if a bit sad -- musing about the days when he was a (really quite stunning) twink being pampered by his then boyfriend. But I'm actually also glad to hear that he is not quite so, um, ladylike in person.

by Anonymousreply 36102/12/2021

[quote] Let me tell you this..He is nothing like this in real life. Tiny..skinny twink body, about 5 5 total bottom with amazing tight arse.

What do you mean, R352? That's exactly as he appears on his videos: tiny twink, 5'5", etc.

by Anonymousreply 36202/12/2021

R352 lucky bastard! I'm down under so its not like I'd get to bed him anyways

by Anonymousreply 36302/12/2021

R352 oh no!!! You’re ruining my perfect facade of him being posh and relentlessly abstinent. My gay Martha Stewart queen is a slut!

by Anonymousreply 36402/12/2021

[quote] He's also vegan (bar the occasional free range egg).

How do you make a decent scone without eggs, butter, and cream?

by Anonymousreply 36502/12/2021

Vegan? Is cum part of its vegan diet?

by Anonymousreply 36602/12/2021

He seems to observe veganism in the breach, given that most of his recipes have an egg, sour cream, or similar—usually he'll make some excuse about how it's a special treat, and combine and actual chicken egg with almond milk or something.

by Anonymousreply 36702/12/2021

People like that shouldn't say they're "vegan."

by Anonymousreply 36802/12/2021

After watching the Valentine video I am convinced this person does not have a penis.

by Anonymousreply 36902/12/2021

What does this guy do for fun? He seems so dull.

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[quote]usually he'll make some excuse about how it's a special treat

I’ve noticed he seems to use the word “treat” way too much. And most of his “treats” look bland as hell.

by Anonymousreply 37102/12/2021

His subtle insistence on wearing white while making "very messy" truffles is just an update of Fanny Cradock's ball gowns.

by Anonymousreply 37202/12/2021

I’m getting a distinct [italic]The Others[/italic] vibe from his latest video. The living family comes home and discovers a table set for Valentine's Day and one of their decoupage boxes missing.

Meanwhile, the ghost trembles under a rose-strewn bed because the spectral voices coming from the other room just won’t stop.

by Anonymousreply 37302/12/2021

An aspirational Brit living in Scotland? One of the soft boys they made fun of in the council houses, His grandmother turned him into a girl …. not that there's anything wrong with that … and his dreams were formed on television and in the houses of men he lived on. Now he is ready to become a "brand," his own invention, a male Nigella Lawson. Beauty, joy and elegance can be yours, just watch his videos!

He is sweet with what seem to be his affectations, his pushing of "Proper"and all that just seems he yearned to live a life that existed beyond this birth community . I find his breathless how-to relaxing and he does simple things well. I liked his how-to on tea sandwiches, which I already knew and do, but his ways are even more simple and they work …. use your hands, one bowl.

He's not to the manor born, is not going for "posh" but that you, too, can elevate your life-style up a bit and it all is very nice. Follow him! Twee for free!

by Anonymousreply 37402/12/2021

Americans aren't into tea and little finger sandwiches.

by Anonymousreply 37502/12/2021

R375 When I saw those bland ass cucumber sandwiches, I just shook my head.

I just got done eating a foot long three meat sandwich. And it was great!

by Anonymousreply 37602/12/2021

[362] I meant he was way more fun and naughty. I would never have guessed that this was his career.

by Anonymousreply 37702/13/2021

R377, did he drop the pseudo-posh accent and give you the full Geordie?

by Anonymousreply 37802/13/2021

R361 yeah I've just got round to watching the Valentines vid, was kinda sweet but sad. He's maybe not strictly a twink anymore but he's still stunning

Wonder who the lucky bastard is thats getting those chocolate truffles? I'd happily suck on his truffle

by Anonymousreply 37902/14/2021

Enjoy it while you can Nicky, before you go the way of Austin Armacost

by Anonymousreply 38002/14/2021

Get real, v8fairy, the truffles are for the lady next door.

by Anonymousreply 38102/15/2021

They look delish, but I don’t like the amount of hand use those trays take. Hopefully he washed his hands with a little bleach before doing that.

by Anonymousreply 38202/15/2021

*treats not tray.

by Anonymousreply 38302/15/2021

[quote] the amount of hand use

He's bidding for the Two Fat Ladies franchise.

by Anonymousreply 38402/16/2021

You just know he is a squeaky-clean bottom.

by Anonymousreply 38502/16/2021

He's not gay! He acts just like most straight men born in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 38602/16/2021

[quote]oh no!!! You’re ruining my perfect facade of him being posh and relentlessly abstinent. My gay Martha Stewart queen is a slut!

He's not Martha Stewart's queen, this guy is:

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[quote] I wish I was from the UK

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 38802/16/2021

Is he a top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 38902/16/2021

I wish r388 could fall off a cliff.

by Anonymousreply 39002/16/2021

r361 Agreed. I have found him kind of cute in a fussy-bottom-who-you-KNOW-will-take-care-of-your-cock sort of way way, but not that into him. But that photo he showed of him in front of the Eiffel Tower, he looked drop dead gorgeous. I wonder if that was the only rich daddy he has been on little jaunts with.......

by Anonymousreply 39102/16/2021

[quote]I wish [R388] could fall off a cliff.

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 39202/16/2021

r392 could fall off a cliff for "oh dearing" something that wasn't incorrect.

by Anonymousreply 39302/16/2021

[quote] something that wasn't incorrect.

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 39402/16/2021

Something that wasn't incorrect cunt oh dear troll r394.

by Anonymousreply 39502/16/2021

that's his most viewed video on youtube, but still less than 1 million views, all other videos barely made any meaningful impact, sorry to say this, but he is not going to make it as a life style influencer on youtube

by Anonymousreply 39602/16/2021

I don't know if he has found this thread, but he seems to have noted the advice from R332 and in recent photos has been wearing black. Which does indeed look better on him.

by Anonymousreply 39702/17/2021

The advice was from R171, seconded by R332, if you please.

by Anonymousreply 39802/17/2021

I've been watching him from the beginning. He reminds me so much of a former friend that I find myself drawn back, watching his videos. If he is at all like my former friend (which I suspect he is), he gives absolutely lousy head but thinks he wrote the book on it.

There. I've said it, and I feel better for it.

by Anonymousreply 39902/17/2021

"that's his most viewed video on youtube, but still less than 1 million views, all other videos barely made any meaningful impact, sorry to say this, but he is not going to make it as a life style influencer on YouTube"

I wouldn't be so sure, I can't stand him but he's had over 50k Subs in less than a year

by Anonymousreply 40002/17/2021

I think he'll be going places — his content is exactly the kind of stuffy, cosy distraction many are looking for in these dire times.

by Anonymousreply 40102/19/2021

R400 yup, closing in on 54K subs now. R401 is right - it may not be groundbreaking content, but it is very soothing and beautiful

R397 I wonder if enough people asked if he'd take his shirt off for one vid. I'd like that a whole lot

by Anonymousreply 40202/19/2021

R400 50k Subs in less than a year? Lol, you think that's a good number? Try 500k subs in 6 months, if you can't attract the viewers fast, you can kiss youtube goodbye, there is no real money to be made if the videos can't break the million view mark.

by Anonymousreply 40302/19/2021

Straights love it when gay men go on and on about something ridiculous and frivolous and meaningless. Gays are so strange! LOL

by Anonymousreply 40402/19/2021

He didn’t post a video today and he usually does on Fridays.

by Anonymousreply 40502/19/2021

His Thursday was particularly busy with sex-work so he didn't have the time you greedy, needy bitch at R405.

by Anonymousreply 40602/19/2021

R405 Latest vid has just come out about 4 hours ago. Its 32 minutes long, longer than usual for him, could be why the delay

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Also under the community tab on his Youtube there's this what he wrote;

"Hello everyone, Just to let you know that I am having an issue with my editing software - it will not allow me to send this weeks video to YouTube. I have tried everything and am out of solutions! I will try again tomorrow (Saturday) So sorry x x Nicolas"

Obviously he got it sorted now

by Anonymousreply 40802/20/2021

Does he have any friends his own age?

by Anonymousreply 40902/20/2021

What qualifications does he have to give a "masterclass" in interior design?

by Anonymousreply 41002/20/2021

[quote] What qualifications does he have to give a "masterclass" in interior design?

He learned from the best.

by Anonymousreply 41102/20/2021

What qualifies anyone to give a masterclass in design? Self-assurance and people who agree with your aesthetic. Nicolas is just designing on a smaller budget, which probably is part of his appeal. "Real" people can follow his advice because he's not pricing them out of the ballpark.

by Anonymousreply 41202/20/2021

I like his advice to use your dining room (if you have one) as an office or whatever suits your lifestyle. Assuming you have another place to eat.

I don't like how every fucking space needs to be filled with decorations though: candles, pillows, etc. Ugh!

by Anonymousreply 41302/20/2021

More slimming black clothes -- he is reading this thread!

by Anonymousreply 41402/20/2021

Sage advice

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Skinny bitch

by Anonymousreply 41602/20/2021

I want to seem him do a video on crumpets!

by Anonymousreply 41702/20/2021

R410/ R12 he's as qualified as any.

And given some of the atrocities I see out there I reckon he's good to go. Interior design is a matter of personal taste to a large extent anyway.

His interiors are very beautiful, but not completely to my taste, just a bit on the bland and safe side for my liking, but still very appealing and pleasant and extremely comfortable. Personally I'd add more colour, more patterns, and go for a more ornate, fussy look, with lots of chintz, patterned crushed velvet, frills, tassels and gilt. But I am an outlier in that regard and I know it

R413 we've done that at home, as a matter of necessity with two of us WFH. Works fine

by Anonymousreply 41802/20/2021

His most recent video was boring.

by Anonymousreply 41902/22/2021

R281 Anna Bey is actually Aija Raty, born in Estonia, moved to Sweden. Some pretty racist posts of hers have been unearthed and exposed on LSA. She seems to have a past as a yacht girl. Not sure I would want to learn how to be refined and elegant from the likes of her.

by Anonymousreply 42002/22/2021

Turn him loose on that Alice in Wonderland-looking house from Anaheim that was on here a few days ago.

by Anonymousreply 42102/22/2021

I wanted to like him based on all the comments here so I watched several of his videos. But his slow, deliberate movements, poses and affected speech leave me cold.

To there's ONE reason why there's a thread about this guy on DL.

If he was a middle-aged woman we wouldn't be discussing him at all.

by Anonymousreply 42202/23/2021

But he's not, Blanche.

by Anonymousreply 42302/23/2021

R422 -- Maybe this'll make you like him.

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r424, I have no words, nearly crapped myself.

by Anonymousreply 42502/23/2021

R424 Oh God no. I vomited slightly in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 42602/25/2021

424, how DARE you violate this beautiful thread. We can't have anything nice around here.

by Anonymousreply 42702/25/2021

I wonder what he considers a tasteful dildo?

by Anonymousreply 42802/25/2021

Beige, I assume, not black R428

by Anonymousreply 42902/25/2021

She lives in Edinburgh's New Town near to the Broughton Street shops. My boyfriend's seen her out and about town. My boyfriend lives 2 minute walk away. His flat is very similar layout to hers.

by Anonymousreply 43002/26/2021

He just dropped another video, and its fucking beautiful.

Its a tour of the joint he used to live in with his ex, an apartment in a stunning old Victorian country house on the East coast of Scotland, and the interior is one of the best I've seen, fuck he's got good taste

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East Lothian has some nice old buildings. Musselburgh is pretty. I've raced at the horse racing course many a time.

by Anonymousreply 43202/26/2021

R432 yes East Lothian does look beautiful too. Would love to see it one day, nothing much like it down under

He's also made a blog post on ten beauty products he cant live without. No wonder he looks so damn fine

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Looks like he fell into a bucket of bleach.

by Anonymousreply 43402/26/2021

Too girlie. He has middle aged tastes.

by Anonymousreply 43502/26/2021

The wet mouth noises and saliva clicks are getting worse.

by Anonymousreply 43602/26/2021

Loose dentures?

by Anonymousreply 43702/26/2021

The video at R431 is a really interesting backstory: the beautiful, huge, lavishly furnished condo that he and his ex lived in, entertaining vast companies of friends and relatives. I wonder to what extent his Edinburgh place is an attempt to cling to that, and to what extent it's his clean break and chance to develop his own taste.

by Anonymousreply 43802/26/2021

What year did he move to Edinburgh R438?

by Anonymousreply 43902/26/2021

R439 early 2020 I think

by Anonymousreply 44002/26/2021

I assume the ex was old. No young person would want all that wood paneling. The parents look anxious. And yes the saliva clicks are getting worse..

by Anonymousreply 44102/26/2021

An English Jay Gatsby. Working class background but presenting himself as upper class and sophisticated.

by Anonymousreply 44202/26/2021

[quote] The parents look anxious.

They were horrified. Who was the daddy?

by Anonymousreply 44302/26/2021

He has no friends his own age or at all. Regrettably our Nic only wants Daddy; but only the one who was in that place in Lothian; Daddy must have died alas.

by Anonymousreply 44402/26/2021

Yeah, I really can't see anyone his age tolerating him and his pretenses. So it makes sense he would seek out an older companion for similar interests and also money. He does give off an air of loneliness in the videos I watched.

by Anonymousreply 44502/26/2021

Hate to be so callous, but he needs to get to the gym and start doing his squats religiously.

by Anonymousreply 44602/26/2021

R445 I got the interests or at least some of them. Pity I aint got the money

Gonna buy me a Lotto ticket

by Anonymousreply 44702/26/2021

Wide hips. Transing.

by Anonymousreply 44802/26/2021

Too much hair. Daddy did not leave him the place then, as he wasn't allowed in, could only display the old pics. Rather sad, esp if Daddy is in there now with his new twink.

by Anonymousreply 44902/26/2021

Nah, I don't think he's trans. He's just femmy and likes makeup and filters. It's harder to tell nowadays because social media made everyone, both straight and gay, much more vain and obsessed with looking like a walking Disney character. His fake accent and over-enunciation is kind of off-putting but still endearing because he's trying his very best and just wants to be liked. I would rather hear him moan while getting fucked or fucking someone than hear him give a lecture in that phony stylized accent.

by Anonymousreply 45002/26/2021

I did love that apartment he used to live in. I can see why he misses it so much. I do think he tried to recreate that atmosphere in his current apartment.

Yes, I do think his ex-BF was older than him (Nicolas). I wonder why they broke up.

by Anonymousreply 45102/26/2021

I expect his 3 years with Mr. Burns were his zenith; its all downhill now.

by Anonymousreply 45202/26/2021

The ex-BF was a famous twink hound and poor Nic aged out.

by Anonymousreply 45302/26/2021

I did think about Nic getting "too old" for his ex-BF and, maybe, too "you're my whole world." However, Nic has such a baby face and child-like body, it's hard to look at him and imagine him being "too old," except for Bryan Singer.

by Anonymousreply 45402/26/2021

His blogspot

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by Anonymousreply 45502/26/2021

Nic is a girl. Probably impotent.

by Anonymousreply 45602/26/2021

That body is less child like and more lady like. Middle age lady like.

by Anonymousreply 45702/26/2021

R451 yeah I wondered that too. And that apartment is stunning I see why he misses it too.

R455 I winder if De Pompadour is his ex's surname? That blog has some content he hasnt moved onto his new site yet, good find. There's a real interesting article about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's place, in it there's this;

[quote]She was known to despise empty spaces and would fill a room as much as possible not only with furnishings but also with ornaments, objects and antiques on every available surface.

Fuck I can relate to that!

by Anonymousreply 45802/26/2021

R453 -- Are you our dear Niccy giving us the truth?

by Anonymousreply 45902/26/2021

I am a friend of a friend of a friend(!) who knows Nicholas and his ex very well. They moved out of that flat to go and live in dubai. You can see pictures of there villa on palm island on his instagram if you scroll back far enough. His ex still owns the flat but rents it out. I'm told that Nicholas gets the money from the rent as he was the one who furnished it and made it a home. He and the ex are still very close, I always see them walking around Edinburgh together with the dog. He's not as old as you'd expect...about 45.

by Anonymousreply 46002/27/2021

R460 glad the split seems to have been amicable at least. Breakup with my last ex was about as amicable as a drone strike and I wouldnt wish that on anyone

by Anonymousreply 46102/27/2021

R460 My boyfriend lives in the New Town and sees him up Broughton Street occasionally.

by Anonymousreply 46202/27/2021

R458, It's more likely that he was just using the name de Pompadour because he was a young queen with an interest in the ancien régime.

by Anonymousreply 46302/27/2021

I thought it was because of his hair!

by Anonymousreply 46402/27/2021

The bio of the blog linked above lists two blogs to the name 'Nico F'; the other is for a Nicolas Ferter, which is presumably another fake name he used before Fairford.

by Anonymousreply 46502/27/2021

Ferter is too close to farter.

by Anonymousreply 46602/27/2021

That's what I was thinking, R466. Bad enough to be burdened with a name like Ferter, but to actually choose it (albeit temporarily)?

by Anonymousreply 46702/27/2021

It could be worse: his first name could be Frank

by Anonymousreply 46802/27/2021

I’d be hilarious if his real name was something *unthinkably* common like Dave Smith. I’ve watched a few minutes of some of his videos and I like him. It’s like he’s in role play but he’s sweet and harmless and very good looking. I find him quite endearing.

by Anonymousreply 46902/27/2021

If he and his ex are still very close why did they split?

by Anonymousreply 47002/27/2021

I'm blaming the beige, R470.

A normal human being can only take so much.

by Anonymousreply 47102/27/2021

R471 what I find fascinating about his interior is how much color he actually uses (including lots of green) and still maintains an overall beige appearance. I'm trying to decide if this is a clever effect or just bland.

by Anonymousreply 47202/27/2021

Here are the truly hideous but undoubtedly expensive sofas in the little-used parlor of his former space. I am inclined to blame Nicolas's ex for these, but I can see how regular exposure to them might drive a young man to beige.

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by Anonymousreply 47302/27/2021

He said in a previous video that he and the ex were together for 9 years and that they're still close.

by Anonymousreply 47402/27/2021

Nic must be older than we thought.

by Anonymousreply 47502/27/2021

R473 Those are fucking cool man

R475 he's 31

by Anonymousreply 47602/27/2021

What does the ex do to make money?

by Anonymousreply 47702/27/2021

Guess I shouldn't be surprised that the comment section of his blog is full of ladies. They take makeup advice from men (who wore it before they did) now?

by Anonymousreply 47802/27/2021

When Mr. Fairford went inside of my mother in Myrtle Beach she said that he was ALL MAN, BABY. He throws a dick like a lethal weapon.

by Anonymousreply 47902/27/2021

Those sofas at R473 are not cool at all. An assault on the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 48002/27/2021

Zilv want Nic

by Anonymousreply 48102/27/2021

Nic too old for Zilv

by Anonymousreply 48202/27/2021

He gets me all tingly down there, you get what I'm sayin'?

by Anonymousreply 48302/27/2021

You can Goddam bet I git what you is saying R483!

by Anonymousreply 48402/28/2021

Who is Zilv?

by Anonymousreply 48502/28/2021

Zilv is a porn daddy who specialized in twinks.

by Anonymousreply 48602/28/2021

[quote]That body is less child like and more lady like. Middle age lady like.

r457 Well gurl Im sure he can comisserate with middle aged women being dumped for a younger model. The gay world is so brutal, being put out to pasture at age 30.

by Anonymousreply 48702/28/2021

[R452] Those garish sofas look like they must have come from Dubai, they don't seem like Nic's style. As for the blog--I wWonder if his ex was married since Mme. de Pompadour was a mistress of Louis XV, never the Queen. I really like him, regardless. As an Anerican, all I hear is a British accent that isn't Cockney.

by Anonymousreply 48802/28/2021

No, that's deffo not Cockney, guvna me ole cock.

by Anonymousreply 48902/28/2021

I like Nicolas, but only in small doses. I'm a retired dialogue coach for movie actors, and Nicolas' affected speaking voice puts my teeth on edge. It's so obviously phony. I'm American and have spent a lot of time on film sets in the UK. Since verbalization was my business, I could detect - but not identify - a fair number of English accents. The first time I heard Nicolas speak, it was obvious his accent wasn't regional, it was just phony. I've noticed that when he's talking directly to the camera, his careful and mannered enunciation isn't too bad. But in his voiceovers, he speaks at an even slower rate and in an even softer voice. Some people actually comment on how "calming" his voice is. Just the opposite for me.

I only discovered him a few weeks ago. The first time I watched him, it seemed obvious he wore makeup. I don't think anyone had commented on this previously, but he recently said on his blog that he's been wearing makeup since he was 16. He's a cute boy, but I don't think his pudgy body and face are going to age well. I hope he doesn't become a painted old queen.

As I said, though, I like him. He seems fairly innocent and the earnestness with which he applies himself to creating his fantasy world is both harmless and endearing.

by Anonymousreply 49002/28/2021

R490, what kind of accent do you think he's covering up? What kind of accent is he affecting now?

by Anonymousreply 49102/28/2021

[R490] I don't know what kind of accent he's covering up. As I said in my comment, I could detect, but not identify, a number of English accents. I'm sure there were an even greater number that I didn't realize I was hearing. Several previous commenters on this thread mentioned his true accent was probably working class from some northern region. As to the one he's affecting now, I think he's just going for a "genteel" sound. I can't get any closer than that.

by Anonymousreply 49202/28/2021

R352 is why I love DL.

by Anonymousreply 49302/28/2021

Nicolas Fairford does his own version of RP (Received Pronunciation). In this, he is no different than thousands of would-be actors and broadcasters, because very few people in England are currently being raised in households where received pronunciation is used. Many people have their wide dipthongs and glottal mid-word t's knocked out of them in public schools like Eton or in drama schools, but you can bet that they don't use RP at home when visiting mum and dad. More power to Nicolas for changing his accent on his own. If you are trying to convince people that a "posh" way of life is superior to a working-class way of life, it's important to have the accent to match. Michael Caine was the first British actor to retain his London Cockney accent throughout his acting career, and it was a deliberate choice. I'm linking an interview about it below.

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by Anonymousreply 49402/28/2021

I would say that his original accent comes from the north. RP is essential a southern England accent so I dont see him coming from there with his slow delivery.

I detect a Northumberland/County Durham/Cumbria type of lilt to his voice. Might be a Geordie but it's a bit softer than that.

by Anonymousreply 49502/28/2021

Y'all need to catch up. He already said in his Q&A that he is from the West Midlands.

by Anonymousreply 496Last Monday at 2:26 AM

I don't really give him a lot of credit, R494. His accent is a pastiche, with a LOT of mistaken RP bits where you can hear his real accent come through.

R490, I totally agree. All I can hear is the clash of his real accent and the one he thinks he's affecting, and the clash is as loud as thunder to my ears. Far from relaxing.

by Anonymousreply 497Last Monday at 7:43 AM

He makes too much mouth noise when he talks - smacking and slurping. He's either too close to the mic or busy slurping on a cock while he's trying to talk. Gives me misophonia.

by Anonymousreply 498Last Monday at 7:47 AM

R498 Too close to the mic I think. The sound on his vids isnt always particularly good, and quality and levels are quite uneven.

He needs a good sound guy to assist him

by Anonymousreply 499Last Monday at 7:59 AM

I wonder who he has with him doing the camera. I know sometimes he just uses a tripod but other times there is obviously someone with him because the camera moves and follows him as he walks (his most recent video of him for example).

And after seeing what his old apartment looked like, I’m definitely convinced his ex is an older guy. It looked like the rent would have been super expensive.

BTW what does he do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 500Last Monday at 8:16 AM

[R498] In my work as a dialogue coach, I frequently encountered side-effects in actors' voices when they tried to speak in a non-natural accent. There have been a couple of comments on Nicolas' saliva sounds when he speaks. This is often due to self-consciousness and/or nervousness. People experience dryness in their mouths when under tension. What makes him difficult for me to listen to is the amount of stress and strain that I can detect when he speaks, not just the saliva sounds. He's trying so hard, and it shows. In a sense, though, this is endearing. Both my father and grandfather worked in the film business in LA, so we had a lot of actors as friends. Most of whom had been trained by the studios to speak in a particular way. It was interesting that some of them spoke in their trained voices all the time, while others spoke in their natural accents in private settings. Barbara Stanwyck (even though she was a right-wing Republican) was a good friend of our family. With us, she spoke in her natural, rather harsh, Brooklyn accent. It suited her. Joan Crawford (a pity friend of my mother and grandmother) never let her guard down and always spoke in her affected manner. Despite a lifetime of doing this, she could never hide the stress in her voice. I wonder if Nicolas will be the same in ten year's time?

by Anonymousreply 501Last Monday at 8:38 AM

R500 his ex owns the apartment and currently rents it out

by Anonymousreply 502Last Monday at 8:45 AM

R501 what is a pity friend?

by Anonymousreply 503Last Monday at 8:46 AM

A pity friend is someone you befriend out of pity, not because you particularly like the person. In the case of Crawford, her attempts to overcome her lower-class origins and the snobbery she encountered elicited pity in my family. At the same time, I know my mother genuinely liked her since Crawford always acknowledged her background and always treated most people with friendliness and respect, no matter what their social standing was. I know she was extra-kind and considerate to lower-level workers at the studios. She must have felt a kinship with them. My mother once said, "Her manner may be false, but she isn't." I have a feeling that Nicolas is also someone who treats all people with consideration. I can't detect any meanness in his character.

by Anonymousreply 504Last Monday at 9:05 AM

I think the recent video of him touring the large estate where he used to live with his sugar daddy was a bit pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 505Last Monday at 9:10 AM

[quote] his true accent was probably working class from some northern region. As to the one he's affecting now, I think he's just going for a "genteel" sound.

That is correct.

Dickie, was Eleanor's public voice fake or her real one?

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by Anonymousreply 506Last Monday at 9:12 AM

Is he male or female?

by Anonymousreply 507Last Monday at 9:18 AM

I think that's Roosevelt's natural voice. It's supposedly typical of upper-class families in the northeastern US in the early- to middle-twentieth century. However, it's not really "natural" since it's a taught pronunciation, but it was used by a whole class of people, so is "natural" in that sense. I know something about this since my mother came from such a family (they had lineage, but not much money). Her manner of speaking was known as "Locust Valley Lockjaw" (I love that name!) and was similar to Roosevelt's sound, but much lower-pitched. Decades of living in LA, however, fortunately softened her accent.

by Anonymousreply 508Last Monday at 9:33 AM

R507 he needs an onlyfans so he can show us

by Anonymousreply 509Last Monday at 10:01 AM

If Nicolas had an onlyfans where he shows himself being fisted, I'd subscribe. He could also provide a commentary with his handy tips on fingernail brushes for pre- and post-fisting use. For example, does Morphe make inexpensive brushes that could be used for this purpose? What about the pros and cons of water-, oil-, or silicone-based lubricants? For example, which is easier to remove from fine linens? Are there any flowered Wedgwood containers that could be useful for lubricant storage? What about post-fisting etiquette? Should a shower, followed by a cup of tea be offered? The possibilities here are endless.

by Anonymousreply 510Last Monday at 10:37 AM

Christ, you're a bore. Another oar to the head, Dickie.

by Anonymousreply 511Last Monday at 10:43 AM

Why is this thread still active? I am just surprised to see it still here (I do take the blame here for my reply 512...

by Anonymousreply 512Last Monday at 10:46 AM

Alls I know is that he better not start doing some down home cooking vids, I do the Spam cakes and Frito Pies around here. Thank ye.

by Anonymousreply 513Last Monday at 4:11 PM

Nic is *vegan*, except on special occasions. Special occasions occur maybe 4 times per week, but Nic would not be caught dead frying up Spam.

by Anonymousreply 514Last Monday at 4:26 PM

R510 He'd use Kent Brushes. They have an extensive range of brushes.

Brush manufacturers, by appointment to HM The Queen.

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by Anonymousreply 515Last Monday at 4:43 PM

Are you really surprised r512. A pretty, aged out twink, affecting an accent, giving tips on how to live your best life at tea time? He should be an official Datalounge ambassador.

by Anonymousreply 516Last Monday at 5:41 PM

Does anyone know anything about his friend, the American woman? Does she live in the same building as Nicolas, or is her house elsewhere? In an earlier comment, someone described her as being from Texas. Her accent, however, sounds more Midwestern. She seems nice, and is probably less judgmental than most people would be with him. In a way, she's probably an ideal friend for him to have. It's easy to imagine them shopping together and laughing over lunch.

by Anonymousreply 517Last Monday at 6:52 PM

She's a Texan who moved to Scotland. Out of the frying pan into the fire.

by Anonymousreply 518Last Tuesday at 1:32 AM

Alot of Texans don't have stereotypical Southern accents. That's really only East Texas

by Anonymousreply 519Last Tuesday at 2:00 AM

[quote] Locust Valley Lockjaw

Dickie should open a new thread on accents. They are fascinating. From Eliza Doolittle to Eleanor Roosevelt and Nic Fairford (I doubt Nic thought he would be mentioned in the same breath as Eleanor R). Katharine Hepburn had a lockjaw accent but I am not sure it was locust. Wikipedia says Lockjaw is Mid-Atlantic but I'm not so sure about that: Alistair Cooke was Mid-Atlantic but not Lockjaw.

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by Anonymousreply 520Last Tuesday at 2:15 AM

R510 he doesnt have an Onlyfans. I know, cos I've looked.

No desire to see him being fisted though, although the tips commentary you suggest would be amusing!

by Anonymousreply 521Last Tuesday at 2:32 AM

Nic are you blushing? We know you monitor this thread.

by Anonymousreply 522Last Tuesday at 2:34 AM

Does he have a job? Curious how he makes money.

by Anonymousreply 523Last Tuesday at 5:46 AM

[quote] Does anyone know anything about his friend, the American woman? Does she live in the same building as Nicolas, or is her house elsewhere?

Tracey lives on the opposite side of Nic's street. Her window boxes and fenestration are the talk of Edinburgh's Broughton and New Town social scene.

by Anonymousreply 524Last Tuesday at 6:10 AM

"Katharine Hepburn had a lockjaw accent but I am not sure it was locust."

For a truer Locust Valley Lockjaw accent, you should listen to the two Beales in "Grey Gardens." BTW, the Grey Gardens house is in East Hampton, NY, which is where my mother grew up. Her formerly rich family lived full-time in their beach house, which was just about all the real estate they had left.

Katharine Hepburn's accent was simply phony. My grandfather was an executive producer at Paramount Pictures, which was next door to RKO Pictures in Hollywood. Hepburn's first contract was with RKO. My grandfather remembered her as being very affected and he was put off by her accent and manner. He reportedly described her speaking voice as "Haute Hollywood." My mother once met Hepburn's sister, Marion. She said Marion didn't speak at all like Katharine. Incidentally, Marion worked as a librarian in Hartford, CT.

by Anonymousreply 525Last Tuesday at 6:11 AM

[quote] Does he have a job? Curious how he makes money.

I am sure his hole could tell you stories.

by Anonymousreply 526Last Tuesday at 6:15 AM

Watching him make sandwiches was like watching a child do show and tell. It was sloppy and amateur.

by Anonymousreply 527Last Tuesday at 6:18 AM

R523 good question, he does some modelling, his Youtube would bring in something I guess, and he has done some interior design work including for someone in Dubai. Cant see how all that even together covers his rent and so on, but who knows

by Anonymousreply 528Last Tuesday at 6:35 AM

I'm sure his vagina is always minty fresh.

by Anonymousreply 529Last Tuesday at 6:38 AM

He's being funded by his sugar daddy and his shady Dubai Sheikh.

by Anonymousreply 530Last Tuesday at 6:40 AM

What a preposterous existence. He's such a silly creation.

by Anonymousreply 531Last Tuesday at 7:38 AM

Meh... he's no more silly than the countless celebrities and pop stars who are either self-made or media creations that are worshipped by millions.

by Anonymousreply 532Last Tuesday at 7:41 AM

What does his sugar daddy look like?

by Anonymousreply 533Last Tuesday at 7:47 AM

I posted this upthread, but I'll post again. Here's the video with Tracey, the lady from Texas. I think you'll like her house. Tracey seems like a cool lady as well, would love to have her as a neighbor.

Nic has said that he works as a designer, IIRC. How much $ he makes at that, I don't know. But he does seem to have an eye for detail.

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by Anonymousreply 534Last Tuesday at 8:31 AM

Thank you for the link to the video of Tracey's house. I'd somehow overlooked that on Nicolas' YouTube. Her interiors are fun and a lot more adventuresome than Nic's place, which is a bit too prissy for me. However, that recent video of his where he featured his former home shows that he's capable of something a bit more robust. Nic's a good guy and even though it can be fun to mock him, I think he'd make a good friend.

by Anonymousreply 535Last Tuesday at 9:00 AM

R535 I find this thread to be my favourite here on DL. Nic is everything all of us want to be -- presentable, perfect, posh, pretty and particular. It's kind of fun to make silly of him because we don't have that life. And he portrays it so well. I love his channel and content, but this thread has to be one of the best ones. Glad I got in on the craze early.

by Anonymousreply 536Last Tuesday at 9:17 AM

I only discovered DL about a week ago, and have only contributed to two threads. I'm not a paying member and have only been intermittently permitted to leave comments. I'm wondering if it's worth it to join. Twenty bucks for a full year doesn't seem too bad, but very few of the threads interest me. Sampling a few of them, I'm a bit surprised at some of the vitriol and hostility. That's not my kind of thing. I like a good laugh and think sharing some gossip is fun, but I don't like to go to extremes. Beyond Nicolas Fairford, there's not much that interests me here. I'll probably just stick around as long as this thread is active.

by Anonymousreply 537Last Tuesday at 9:43 AM

[quote]I'm a bit surprised at some of the vitriol and hostility.

Did the "pointless bitchery" part not give it away?

by Anonymousreply 538Last Tuesday at 9:51 AM

Nothing natural about it at all, R506. You think it was easy getting the residual New Yawk out of that squeaky voice?

by Anonymousreply 539Last Tuesday at 9:59 AM

This is a video that Oscar Wilde would jo to.

by Anonymousreply 540Last Tuesday at 10:00 AM

R504, so your mother somehow resisted calling Miss Crawford a common frump whose father lived over a grocery store and whose mother took in washing?

by Anonymousreply 541Last Tuesday at 10:00 AM

I can definitely see him being paid as an old, wealthy, lady companion.

by Anonymousreply 542Last Tuesday at 10:05 AM

I bet Tracey is paying him to appear in his channel.

by Anonymousreply 543Last Tuesday at 10:54 AM

He strikes me someone with a very, very clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 544Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM

R544. Yes, in one I want to penetrate,. Repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 545Last Tuesday at 5:22 PM

It wouldn't be clean once I'd dumped a big load in him

by Anonymousreply 546Last Wednesday at 12:06 AM

R545/ 546 seems there's a queue here

by Anonymousreply 547Last Wednesday at 3:35 AM

The only way he could get better is if he took BBC on Onlyfans, I think he could pull off the princess/whore duality with ease!

by Anonymousreply 548Last Wednesday at 5:04 AM

Love it. He’s found his vocation. At such an early age. Good on him!

by Anonymousreply 549Last Wednesday at 5:40 AM

He likes the BBC. His ex is mixed race and about 6'4 - #itsgonnahurt

by Anonymousreply 550Last Wednesday at 6:17 AM

R535 536 537 yes this is one of my favourite threads on here, I'm happy to start another one on him when this runs out which it will pretty soon as they finish up at 600 posts, unless you want to. I have a massive crush on him as he is so exactly my type, so I'm happy to do the honours

I think you're right, he would be a good friend. And a divine lover too

by Anonymousreply 551Last Wednesday at 6:33 AM

^^^ Yes, please do start another thread on him. I don't think I can because I'm not a subscriber, or whatever it's called. I'm also not sure if I have anything more to say about him, but reading others' comments is interesting.

by Anonymousreply 552Last Wednesday at 7:18 AM

r550 are there pics of his ex??

by Anonymousreply 553Last Wednesday at 7:22 AM

R550 yeah I wanna know too. I wanna know if I got a shits show in hell

by Anonymousreply 554Last Wednesday at 7:34 AM

I wonder if he reads this? If I put myself out there as a public figure I’d probably get neurotic about what others were saying about me. Or not saying. Anyway, he’s not my type at all (I need a big, buff, slightly rough top), but it’s love to be friends with Nicolas. He’s so calming and wholesome, I like watching him even if I’m not that interested in the topics. We could have afternoon tea together and discuss where his “h” went :)

by Anonymousreply 555Last Wednesday at 7:44 AM

*I’d* love to be friends.

by Anonymousreply 556Last Wednesday at 7:45 AM

R535 and others he's got a website and blog as well, if ya wanna see more, forgot to add it in me last post

Some exquisitely beautiful pictures of him there

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by Anonymousreply 557Last Wednesday at 8:19 AM

Dream on. He wouldn't fuck any one of you and nor would he let any of you fuck him. None of you is posh enough or rich enough.

by Anonymousreply 558Last Wednesday at 8:44 AM

What would the new thread be about? He really has made it if the DL is this interested. You're all losers

by Anonymousreply 559Last Wednesday at 11:14 AM

If he ever met the Queen, would he bow or curtsy?

by Anonymousreply 560Last Wednesday at 1:19 PM

He'd kowtow, R560.

by Anonymousreply 561Last Wednesday at 3:26 PM

Tasteful friends. The flat that he lives in is worth around $350,000 to $450,000.

by Anonymousreply 562Last Wednesday at 5:11 PM

That's it? Edinburgh must be cheap.

by Anonymousreply 563Last Wednesday at 5:15 PM

Whole houses are like $1m

Edinburgh New Town is not cheap. Edinburgh isn't cheap either, with it having the Parliament, law courts, financial services etc, that come with it being a capital city.

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by Anonymousreply 564Last Wednesday at 5:19 PM

So the sugar daddy pays for the pad too? That youtube channel cant be pulling in that kind of coin, yet

by Anonymousreply 565Last Wednesday at 8:58 PM

Whole houses are not $1m! Maybe if they need completely renovating or converting back to residential. New Town is the poshest part of Edinburgh and you need at least 1 million POUNDS not dollars to buy a full townhouse - then its unlikely to include the basement and garden.

by Anonymousreply 566Last Wednesday at 11:28 PM

R558 yeah yeah I know I aint rich enough and most definitely not posh enough! But a man can dream. And there's always the lottery....

Now new youtube vid yet but he's got a new blog entry on a book, about a house, with some really beautiful interior pics. He got good taste

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by Anonymousreply 567Last Thursday at 5:44 AM

A flat like his (from what I've seen of it—I'm assuming a living room, one bedroom and bathroom, and separate kitchen), if it were on the market as a condo in a historic house in my mid-size northeastern US city, would be $350,000 to $450,000. In that condition, with new kitchen and cool features like the curved walls and high ceilings.

v8fairy you have eclectic tastes if you'd go to bed with both this guy and Rocco Ritchie (how about simultaneously?).

by Anonymousreply 568Last Thursday at 7:59 AM

R568 Rocco isnt really my ideal type, its not that I have eclectic tastes, I'm just a whore

But Nicolas IS exactly my type. Of the two I'd absolutely pick him over just about anyone else

by Anonymousreply 569Last Thursday at 8:02 AM

R566 Yes I take your point.

I was just looking at the ScotLIS entries for Nic's street.

by Anonymousreply 570Last Thursday at 8:40 AM

Another doughy vegan who makes me glad I'm not one. I've yet to see a vegan who looked healthy. They're either stringy or doughy or downright fat.

by Anonymousreply 571Last Thursday at 9:17 AM

Is he gay or trans?

by Anonymousreply 572Last Thursday at 9:08 PM

R567 / v8fairy — Sorry luv, not in a million years.

Too downmarket for me.


by Anonymousreply 573Last Friday at 1:50 AM

The American neighbor moved to Scotland from Texas but she’s a Texan. I think she mentioned living in Arizona prior to Texas.

by Anonymousreply 574Last Friday at 6:15 AM

^shes NOT Texan^

by Anonymousreply 575Last Friday at 6:20 AM

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by Anonymousreply 576Last Friday at 6:21 AM

Oh that's a shame.

I thought we were going to hear his mum speak. That would help us determine where he comes from.

by Anonymousreply 577Last Friday at 6:24 AM

I too have been won over in a way. He's still a bland presentor with nothing new to offer, but I like that he's striving for something above his initial station.

Q: How do you describe your style, and how has it evolved over the years?

A: I would describe my style as English Country House with a dash of prettiness. I absolutely love the ‘collected over time’ look of English interiors that have been passed through the generations and although I didn’t inherit my own furniture or home, I like to think that my rooms look like they have evolved over many years.

He didn't inherit grand old things but he went out and got what he could to make him happy. I too would like to style my home close to the setup that the Cambridges have a KP. But I chickened out and went for a more modern and masculine design setup. Maybe I'll be more bold next time and do things my way.

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by Anonymousreply 578Last Friday at 6:43 AM

That smoothie was pathetic and why chill the cups of smoothie after you make them? They lose nutrition by making it, then put it in the fridge before serving. Freeze the damned fruit, then make them right before you're about to serve it to your friggin mom.

by Anonymousreply 579Last Friday at 7:59 AM

Imagine being working class and having a son who has adopted an upper class (although, not quite) accent. He's basically told his parents, "Ugh, I don't want to sound like you two. Dead common you are."

by Anonymousreply 580Last Friday at 11:26 AM

I'm sure like most people he just code-switches when the camera is off.

by Anonymousreply 581Last Friday at 12:29 PM

Do all the Brits pronounce the L in "almond," or is that just his thing?

by Anonymousreply 582Last Friday at 2:50 PM

This Mother's Day episode was pretty bland. Usually, he has a little more sparkle going on, but all he did was try to tell us about how poor his childhood was. Not a very respectful narrative! His parents are both really attractive, he really somehow got kicked in the genetic lottery. If he looked either more of his father or mother he'd have been drop-dead hot.

by Anonymousreply 583Last Friday at 3:01 PM

He needs to start coming up with some more interesting videos. His last few have been boring.

by Anonymousreply 584Last Friday at 3:53 PM

I was an early fan, but as time goes on he wears thin (for me). He did have one piece of advice that I actually support: drink your coffee/tea from a real cup and saucer, rather than a mug. After a lifetime of mugs, at home and at work, the china cup and saucer feel special and add a festive touch. Simple, and not expensive.

by Anonymousreply 585Last Friday at 4:59 PM

Fuck that shit, R585. I need a Yeti-sized tumbler for my coffee.

by Anonymousreply 586Last Friday at 5:02 PM

[quote] Do all the Brits pronounce the L in "almond," or is that just his thing?

American here and I pronounced the L, briefly. Like how I pronounce the “th” sound in “clothes,” briefly.

by Anonymousreply 587Last Friday at 5:08 PM

[quote]I was an early fan, but as time goes on he wears thin (for me).

Yeah he needs to focus more on interior design than recipes and skincare.

by Anonymousreply 588Last Friday at 5:11 PM

R573 well i guess being downmarket comes with me being a rough colonial and such xxx. I love vegan food though!

R576 thank for that, knew he had another one on the way

R583 I actually thought he was pretty respectful and obviously full of admiration for both his parents, especially his Mum. Described how she went into neo natal nursing at 50 after working 4 jobs, spoke very fondly of his childhood too

Personally I think he is also extremely attractive in his own right, to my mind he's a solid 10, but I'm sure others will differ. Have only seen a glimpse of his parents in his previous vid

R586 yeah I need a big ass mug for me coffee or tea too. I've got a Holden Racing Team one and one that came free with a purchase I made at a car wrecker yard

R588 I reckon his interiors are his strong suitetoo. But I wouldnt mind seeing more skincare vids, they are very sensual

by Anonymousreply 589Last Friday at 6:39 PM

I fell in love with today's video but was thinking what an old bitch my mother would be reacting to such a beautiful display.

by Anonymousreply 590Last Friday at 8:01 PM

[quote] Do all the Brits pronounce the L in "almond," or is that just his thing?

Yes. I pronounce it Al-mond, I'm not in favour of Are-mond as there's no r in it.

What do you call them in California as you grow most of the world's supply there. (I knew that hanging out in my local Swiss chocolate factory would come in handy at some point!)

by Anonymousreply 591Last Friday at 10:42 PM

R10 In Los Angeles, most people also pronounce it Al-mond.

by Anonymousreply 592Yesterday at 6:02 AM

[quote]What do you call them in California as you grow most of the world's supply there

OK, I've googled this a bit and apparently pronunciations differ in California. From other sources it appears that pronouncing the L is a recent phenomenon (perhaps related to the embarrassing pronunciation of the T in "often"?). I'm from the northeast and saying it with the L sounds as weird to me as pronouncing "height" as "heighth."

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by Anonymousreply 593a day ago

History of the sounding of the L in "almond."

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by Anonymousreply 594a day ago

Who cares about the L? What gets me are the people who say OWL-mond instead of ALL-mond.

by Anonymousreply 595a day ago

Does anyone pronounce it "aww-mund"?

by Anonymousreply 596a day ago

Thank you to the guys above for clearing that all up.

by Anonymousreply 597a day ago

Back on topic: How does Nicolas pronounce it?

by Anonymousreply 598a day ago

Nicolas, a semi-dedicated vegan, sounded the L in a cooking video where he used almond butter. That's why I asked the question. I think I'll chalk it up to his non-U pronunciation habits, though.

by Anonymousreply 59921 hours ago

Oh nauighty boy! Such dainty and delicate prim womanliness! I'd Iove to see all his material done over by Paul Hollywood! Woof!

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