Tasteful friends, feast your eyes upon this one of a kind New Jersey home

We did it all day yesterday, doll.

I literally gasped at the sight of the teal toilet on river rock base. How tall are these people? I would be like Tomlin's Edith Ann, feet dangling.

Gindaloons should not be allowed to have money.

That's got to be a mob house.

Oh, damn, I searched and searched for a fucking thread and somehow cunt R1 points out the duplication in seconds.

anyway here it is

Fucking 'ell.

That's a lot of... well... EVERYTHING!

I like your thread better OP.

Thank you, R7.

Maybe the way to solve the problem is to do an all encompassing Tasteful Friends and do parts 1, 2, 3... That seems to work for other things on here.

I knew Tim Burton was a director. But I never knew he was an interior decorator!

Your thread is elebentytree % better, dude,

WW for op!

The agent should be slapped. A good agent would advise them to declutter, store their belongings and perhaps paint some of the darker rooms white.

We sold our condo a few years back - we were never all that cluttered and the place was modern but our agent still asked us to put a few chairs in storage and buy new, light colored pillows and blankets to "stage" the bedrooms a little bit.

I think it's the perfect Christmas hell for the "fuck ChrEEstmas", former Varist Latty to spend all of eternity in

Ridiculously, unnecessarily large for two people. You'd have to spawn at least ten kids in close age range to justify that home. Bigger is not always better!

The Pepto pink sinks made me sick at my stomach. Pass the Pepto. There have been some grotesque homes in these threads but this one is the first one that has made me question the decency of humanity.

The bathrooms are SUCH a letdown....Surely they could have done more.

A family photo room? Mob house for sure! Foul!

I’m only surprised it’s not in Apline, NJ where I’ve seen some of the tackiest McMansions ever. New money is the worst.

It screams Mafia Mansion.

This house is proof that you can have money and still be white trash!

The gym looks like a Modell's.

Pity the poor maid who dusts.

I wonder who's buried under the pool.

Completely hideous, except for the swimming pool!

Plus, marble floors in a bathroom (or ten) is a major blunder, if one values one's life.

The way the house is excessively Christmas-y, I'm thinking it was for some holiday Open House.

Just down the street from this place.

I am confused. Its one thing to be kind to the OP for the mistake of duping a thread 1 day after the OG. But are we really going to just repeat all our comments, again, a day later?

Or you could spring for this $20 million French Provincial behemoth in the same burg:

Oops! Meant $8M, and 20,000 sq ft! R28

My Grammy used to say, "not even all the money in the world, can save trash."

^^^ Like living in a hotel. No slight against you for posting, but I am not ipressed. Ridiculous, and what's wrong with the world.

R28 it's a mix of styles, hard to label as French Provincial. It seems vaguely Georgian.

I stopped at the xmas decor...I felt I was stuck in an episode of Hoarders

r32 it is one of the ugliest "nice" houses I have ever seen........every single dimension inside and out is off-kilter.............

Who knew Santa and Mrs. Claus summered in New Jersey?

Looks like a town library.

Are they actually trying to sell it with photos that look like an episode of "North Pole Hoarders"?

It's all so awful, I don't know where to look! I can't believe anyone would willingly build and live in a place like this. No, I won't allow myself to believe it. This thread doesn't exist and I'm forgetting it immediately.

It looks like one of the hideous Cotswold Stone new builds that litter the English countryside, they are almost worse than mock fucking Tudor.

I knew Tim Burton was a director. But I never knew he was an interior decorator!

I was thinking this looked like Willy Wonka's retirement home

Was the goal to decorate most every room as though it were a storage closet?

Abbondanza!

Tony, Tony, they put our house up!

What Graceland would look like, if Elvis had been Italian.

R44 EYE-talian 🇮🇹

The exterior, while not "good," did not prepare me for the interior.

Let me tell you something about my fambly....

This house is enormous....is there a secret room somewhere? Albert? ALBEEEERT!!

Oh my fucking God.

The price seems a little low, though. It’s hideous, but I’d expect the asking price to be much higher.

All the bathrooms look like the inside of mausoleums completely covered in polished marble.

All the bathrooms look like the inside of mausoleums completely covered in polished marble.

The Christmas decorations every where are awful - but the bathrooms are just next level terrible; it's like some designer went into some high end show room and said "Bob, give me the ugliest thing you've got - no, that won't do - it's got to be uglier."

Nuke it from orbit

These people are not Jewish.

All the ingrediences of glamma and fancyness!

R28...u made all of the window treatments in that one!! R34...it always was the weirdest house...particularly the inside. The pool house was crazy too...onyx floors!

R54 should be I made them

The only thing I like in R28’s hideous monstrosity is the multiple washer dryer setup in the laundry room.

An absolute heinosity.

That has to be the ugliest interior I have ever seen. Not one sliver of taste anywhere.

Caroline R47 I swore for a minute it was your house or Teresa's monstrosity... this house is actually WORSE than anything on Real Housewives of New Jersey and that's a hard feat to achieve. Bravo! (pun TOTALLY intended)