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Tasteful friends, feast your eyes upon this one of a kind New Jersey home

A home that.....you'll certainly never forget seeing!

Definitely a distinct aesthetic here.

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by Anonymousreply 58Last Sunday at 3:11 AM

We did it all day yesterday, doll.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 5:34 AM

I literally gasped at the sight of the teal toilet on river rock base. How tall are these people? I would be like Tomlin's Edith Ann, feet dangling.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 5:36 AM

Gindaloons should not be allowed to have money.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 5:37 AM

That's got to be a mob house.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 5:38 AM

Oh, damn, I searched and searched for a fucking thread and somehow cunt R1 points out the duplication in seconds.

anyway here it is

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 5:39 AM

Fucking 'ell.

That's a lot of... well... EVERYTHING!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 5:51 AM

I like your thread better OP.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 5:51 AM

Thank you, R7.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 5:52 AM

Maybe the way to solve the problem is to do an all encompassing Tasteful Friends and do parts 1, 2, 3... That seems to work for other things on here.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Saturday at 5:53 AM

I knew Tim Burton was a director. But I never knew he was an interior decorator!

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by Anonymousreply 10Last Saturday at 5:54 AM

Your thread is elebentytree % better, dude,

by Anonymousreply 11Last Saturday at 5:54 AM

WW for op!

by Anonymousreply 12Last Saturday at 5:55 AM

The agent should be slapped. A good agent would advise them to declutter, store their belongings and perhaps paint some of the darker rooms white.

We sold our condo a few years back - we were never all that cluttered and the place was modern but our agent still asked us to put a few chairs in storage and buy new, light colored pillows and blankets to "stage" the bedrooms a little bit.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Saturday at 5:56 AM

I think it's the perfect Christmas hell for the "fuck ChrEEstmas", former Varist Latty to spend all of eternity in

by Anonymousreply 14Last Saturday at 6:04 AM

Ridiculously, unnecessarily large for two people. You'd have to spawn at least ten kids in close age range to justify that home. Bigger is not always better!

by Anonymousreply 15Last Saturday at 6:06 AM

The Pepto pink sinks made me sick at my stomach. Pass the Pepto. There have been some grotesque homes in these threads but this one is the first one that has made me question the decency of humanity.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Saturday at 6:07 AM

The bathrooms are SUCH a letdown....Surely they could have done more.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Saturday at 6:11 AM

A family photo room? Mob house for sure! Foul!

by Anonymousreply 18Last Saturday at 6:13 AM

I’m only surprised it’s not in Apline, NJ where I’ve seen some of the tackiest McMansions ever. New money is the worst.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Saturday at 6:15 AM

It screams Mafia Mansion.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Saturday at 6:18 AM

This house is proof that you can have money and still be white trash!

by Anonymousreply 21Last Saturday at 6:31 AM

The gym looks like a Modell's.

Pity the poor maid who dusts.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Saturday at 6:37 AM

I wonder who's buried under the pool.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Saturday at 6:57 AM

Completely hideous, except for the swimming pool!

by Anonymousreply 24Last Saturday at 11:03 AM

Plus, marble floors in a bathroom (or ten) is a major blunder, if one values one's life.

The way the house is excessively Christmas-y, I'm thinking it was for some holiday Open House.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Saturday at 11:07 AM

Just down the street from this place.

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by Anonymousreply 26Last Saturday at 11:10 AM

I am confused. Its one thing to be kind to the OP for the mistake of duping a thread 1 day after the OG. But are we really going to just repeat all our comments, again, a day later?

by Anonymousreply 27Last Saturday at 11:14 AM

Or you could spring for this $20 million French Provincial behemoth in the same burg:

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by Anonymousreply 28Last Saturday at 11:14 AM

Oops! Meant $8M, and 20,000 sq ft! R28

by Anonymousreply 29Last Saturday at 11:18 AM

My Grammy used to say, "not even all the money in the world, can save trash."

by Anonymousreply 30Last Saturday at 11:20 AM

^^^ Like living in a hotel. No slight against you for posting, but I am not ipressed. Ridiculous, and what's wrong with the world.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Saturday at 11:21 AM

R28 it's a mix of styles, hard to label as French Provincial. It seems vaguely Georgian.

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by Anonymousreply 32Last Saturday at 11:22 AM

I stopped at the xmas decor...I felt I was stuck in an episode of Hoarders

by Anonymousreply 33Last Saturday at 11:40 AM

r32 it is one of the ugliest "nice" houses I have ever seen........every single dimension inside and out is off-kilter.............

by Anonymousreply 34Last Saturday at 11:40 AM

Who knew Santa and Mrs. Claus summered in New Jersey?

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by Anonymousreply 35Last Saturday at 12:14 PM

Looks like a town library.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Saturday at 12:27 PM

Are they actually trying to sell it with photos that look like an episode of "North Pole Hoarders"?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Saturday at 12:30 PM

It's all so awful, I don't know where to look! I can't believe anyone would willingly build and live in a place like this. No, I won't allow myself to believe it. This thread doesn't exist and I'm forgetting it immediately.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Saturday at 12:40 PM

It looks like one of the hideous Cotswold Stone new builds that litter the English countryside, they are almost worse than mock fucking Tudor.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Saturday at 12:41 PM

I knew Tim Burton was a director. But I never knew he was an interior decorator!

I was thinking this looked like Willy Wonka's retirement home

by Anonymousreply 40Last Saturday at 12:45 PM

Was the goal to decorate most every room as though it were a storage closet?

by Anonymousreply 41Last Saturday at 5:12 PM

Abbondanza!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Saturday at 5:20 PM

Tony, Tony, they put our house up!

by Anonymousreply 43Last Saturday at 5:24 PM

What Graceland would look like, if Elvis had been Italian.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 5:37 PM

R44 EYE-talian 🇮🇹

by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 5:44 PM

The exterior, while not "good," did not prepare me for the interior.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Saturday at 5:51 PM

Let me tell you something about my fambly....

This house is enormous....is there a secret room somewhere? Albert? ALBEEEERT!!

by Anonymousreply 47Last Saturday at 5:54 PM

Oh my fucking God.

The price seems a little low, though. It’s hideous, but I’d expect the asking price to be much higher.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Saturday at 7:21 PM

All the bathrooms look like the inside of mausoleums completely covered in polished marble.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Sunday at 1:00 AM

All the bathrooms look like the inside of mausoleums completely covered in polished marble.

The Christmas decorations every where are awful - but the bathrooms are just next level terrible; it's like some designer went into some high end show room and said "Bob, give me the ugliest thing you've got - no, that won't do - it's got to be uglier."

by Anonymousreply 50Last Sunday at 1:08 AM

Nuke it from orbit

by Anonymousreply 51Last Sunday at 1:08 AM

These people are not Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Sunday at 1:09 AM

All the ingrediences of glamma and fancyness!

by Anonymousreply 53Last Sunday at 1:16 AM

R28...u made all of the window treatments in that one!! R34...it always was the weirdest house...particularly the inside. The pool house was crazy too...onyx floors!

by Anonymousreply 54Last Sunday at 1:20 AM

R54 should be I made them

by Anonymousreply 55Last Sunday at 1:21 AM

The only thing I like in R28’s hideous monstrosity is the multiple washer dryer setup in the laundry room.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Sunday at 1:32 AM

An absolute heinosity.

That has to be the ugliest interior I have ever seen. Not one sliver of taste anywhere.

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by Anonymousreply 57Last Sunday at 1:49 AM

Caroline R47 I swore for a minute it was your house or Teresa's monstrosity... this house is actually WORSE than anything on Real Housewives of New Jersey and that's a hard feat to achieve. Bravo! (pun TOTALLY intended)

by Anonymousreply 58Last Sunday at 3:11 AM
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