So it’s been some time since I’ve had this issue since I am now 48 years old. This morning I happened to be sitting at the front reception desk of my office. The receptionist took the day off. A handsome FedEx man came in to deliver a package and stared me right in the eye and grinned! I signed for the box and smiled back and as he asked me for the spelling of my last name, it happened- I sprung a stiff boner! He asked if I was looking fire to the weekend I don’t even know what I said in response. I was flabbergasted for the first time in years! Then one of the associates asked me to come and look at something on his desk and I couldn’t get up because I was hard! I told him I’d be right there, but the more I tried to make it go down the stiffer it got. I still can’t stop thinking about this package delivery stud....How do I track him down?
“The receptionist took the day off.”
Yeah.
Right.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 23, 2020 6:15 PM |
So neither one of you was wearing a mask?
[quote]How do I track him down?
You can meet up in the ICU soon enough.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 23, 2020 6:16 PM |
Time to get a notepad or work folder to conceal mr. stiffy.
If the delivery guy knows your last name now perhaps you'll get a friend request on FB. Next time when he asks for your last name you should ask for his.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 23, 2020 6:20 PM |
Where the hell do you work that the COVID protocols are so shitty? The White House?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 23, 2020 6:23 PM |
[quote]This morning I happened to be sitting at the front reception desk of my office. The receptionist took the day off.
Gurl.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 23, 2020 6:30 PM |
I’ve seen OP’s boner, he only needs a sticky note pad to hide it.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 23, 2020 6:30 PM |
Poor thing, you're 48 and filling in for the front desk girl?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 23, 2020 6:36 PM |
[quote]He asked if I was looking fire to the weekend
What does that even mean?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 23, 2020 6:38 PM |
OP, you should've raised your Caftan a couple inches and exposed your bare ankle, coquettishly! But no. Not you! Because you are a DL WHORE, you had to take things to the extreme and show off your rock hard cock! You scared him off! Now, you'll never know what it's like to fuck, marry, and divorce a UPS delivery man!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 23, 2020 6:38 PM |
Can you spot an erection of a micro peen?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 23, 2020 6:41 PM |
Thank you for putting erection in parentheses, op. I wasn't sure what a boner was.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 23, 2020 6:44 PM |
This is why I love DL. It didn't even register with me that he had done that, R11. I'm now laughing so hard (but not like an erection).
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 23, 2020 6:54 PM |
R12 - omg I’m laughing so hard also and my partner’s quizzically staring at me. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 23, 2020 6:56 PM |
OP Finally, I've been waiting for a hot guy with a big package to arrive at my front door.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 23, 2020 7:04 PM |
I think your fupa would hide your erection OP.
You are too old to be the girl at the front desk. Better yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 23, 2020 7:10 PM |
Girl, next time he cums in, you need to do the bend and snap!
Bend. And... snap!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 23, 2020 7:26 PM |
You sound like an eldergay. Why didn't you drop a pin and see if he picks it up.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 23, 2020 7:35 PM |
OP, but did you cum (ejaculate)?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 23, 2020 7:47 PM |
[quote]The receptionist took the day off.
Was it because she had to go to the abortion clinic, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 23, 2020 8:21 PM |
[quote] He asked if I was looking fire to the weekend I don’t even know what I said in response.
I bet you didn't say anything, since "looking fire to the weekend" makes no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 23, 2020 8:23 PM |
[quote]Poor thing, you're 48 and filling in for the front desk girl?
OP is the front desk girl.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 23, 2020 8:26 PM |
I like the phrase [italic] looking fire to the weekend. [/italic] Not sure how or when I might use it yet. But I’d love to find the right context for it.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 23, 2020 8:29 PM |
Looking *forward* to the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 23, 2020 8:32 PM |
[quote] Was it because she had to go to the abortion clinic, OP?
An abortion, Michael! Just like our marriage is an abortion!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 23, 2020 8:35 PM |
Most importantly, why would start a sentence with "So?"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 23, 2020 8:39 PM |
I'm having an abortion and I CAN'T WAIT!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 23, 2020 8:39 PM |
[quote]He asked if I was looking fire to the weekend I don’t even know what I said in response.
When I read this, I thought OP was lying and the FedEx person was actually a sassy black chick, because I see black women refer to things as being "fire" (hot).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 23, 2020 8:39 PM |
[quote]When I read this, I thought OP was lying and the FedEx person was actually a sassy black chick, because I see black women refer to things as being "fire" (hot).
So does DL's own "sassy black chick," a certain TikTok- and Aaron Schock-obsessed troll I won't name.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 23, 2020 8:43 PM |
.....and obsessed with Dylan Geick. And Kegan Keller. And Levi Conley.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 23, 2020 8:45 PM |
R29 - who ISNT obsessed with Dylan Geick!!?!?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 23, 2020 8:52 PM |
You make up a lot of stupid threads, OP. What has caused you to be this desperate for attention?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 23, 2020 8:59 PM |
How in the hell was that movie @R16 so popular? I've never watched it and I couldn't even sit through that clip.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 23, 2020 9:23 PM |
Op, the only thing hard for you is your pathetic life.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 23, 2020 9:36 PM |
R32 popular enough that it spawned a sequel, a Broadway musical, and they are starting filming the third one now. It's an alarming longevity for such scant source material.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 23, 2020 9:48 PM |
R34, it shocks me. Truly. I mean I don't have a problem watching fun/dumb movies, but that scene was just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 23, 2020 9:50 PM |
R 34 and r35 I love Jennifer Coolidge She was awesome in Legally Blonde!! And of course Raquel Welch as bitchy mom to Chutney!!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 24, 2020 3:42 AM |
My favorite character was Holland Taylor as the gruff professor whose heart grows three times in response to Elle Woods' unorthodox approach to the legal system. She's pretty much Professor McGonagall Goes to Washington.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 24, 2020 3:59 AM |
I don't mean to victim-blame, OP
But maybe you shouldn't be wearing your caftans so tight...
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 25, 2020 1:32 AM |
I don't hide it, dear. I embrace and proudly showing it off.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 25, 2020 1:37 AM |
R39, I like to embrace my erections too. I hug my cock with both hands and squeeze it lovingly.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 25, 2020 3:48 AM |
R40, (jerk-off)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 25, 2020 3:50 AM |
also: (masturbate)
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 25, 2020 3:50 AM |
That UPS guy in the OP is hot!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 25, 2020 3:54 AM |