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Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.

I don't know if it's because they're both witty or physically attractive to me or both, but I wouldn't mind having sex with either one of them. I love when Colbert does the "groove is in the heart" dance. His hands are very sexy. I love when Jimmy Kimmel says funny things and holds his hands out.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 1:42 PM

Kimmel is a Christian and takes his religious beliefs seriously. Seems like a nice guy, but when he said that in a recent podcast interview (think it was the one that Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes host), I decided I couldn’t take him seriously.

by Anonymousreply 110/22/2020

Oh and the same goes for Colbert. How intelligent, grown men can believe that shit is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 210/22/2020

I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 310/22/2020

I chose "Other" because you put it in your poll and 500 million to 1 billion men in the world are hotter than these two. For example Moroccan-Dutch kickboxer Badr Hari. He is hotter than Colbert and Kimmel, Rose. Chrissy agrees!

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by Anonymousreply 410/22/2020

Doesn't Kimmel have a busted up penis or something?

by Anonymousreply 510/22/2020

[quote]Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.

And yet they are not hot for you.

by Anonymousreply 610/22/2020

[quote] I chose "Other" because you put it in your poll and 500 million to 1 billion men in the world are hotter than these two. For example Moroccan-Dutch kickboxer Badr Hari. He is hotter than Colbert and Kimmel, Rose. Chrissy agrees!

Yeah, but I also mentioned that it should be other talk show hosts. I still would do Colbert and Kimmel over the 2 guys in the photo you posted.

by Anonymousreply 710/22/2020

Eww and eww.

by Anonymousreply 810/22/2020

I love Stephen Colbert's hairy legs.

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by Anonymousreply 910/22/2020

Neither is hot. I would take Colbert over Kimmel any day though because I am a suit and tie guy and Kimmel is the very definition of average.

by Anonymousreply 1010/22/2020

There’s a moment in a Strangers with Candy episode where you can see Colbert’s nutsack from behind.

by Anonymousreply 1110/22/2020

Kimmel could use some toning up, but still hot nonetheless.

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by Anonymousreply 1210/22/2020

R11 Really??? is it from the SWC movie or the TV series? I hve to see that!

by Anonymousreply 1310/22/2020

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by Anonymousreply 1410/22/2020

That YouTube video does not show the frames I was referring to.

R13, it’s from the series. Unfortunately I can’t remember the season or the episode. It might be the same episode as in R14’s link, but it’s a “from behind” shot, and you can clearly see his hairless scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 1510/22/2020

Wit and intelligence in a man are extremely sexy.

by Anonymousreply 1610/22/2020

Kimmel is a sweetheart but Colbert for the win bc he's smarter, can dance and sing surprisingly well, is adorable and loving to his wife and friends and dog, and seems like he'd be a helluva lotta fun to romp around with. Kimmel has those sparkly eyes, and is sweet, but Colbert is FUN and you can tell. But I only would dance with him (dirty dance) if his wife is okay with it. Now send this to Colbert (or I will.) He needs to know!

by Anonymousreply 1710/22/2020

R7 OP, Ok I broke your criteria rule. But please you would do Colbert and Kimmel over these two? M'kay then.

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by Anonymousreply 1810/22/2020

Oh my god. STFU R18, no one cares about them.

by Anonymousreply 1910/22/2020

It would be fun to have both Kimmel and Colbert at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 2010/22/2020

Colbert does indeed have sexy hands, among other things. I like his voice and smile. So charming a man.

by Anonymousreply 2110/29/2020

The Man Show was one of the sleaziest shows ever so it's difficult to take Kimmel's clean cut affable guy shit the least bit seriously. He and that guy Carolla are so nasty.

by Anonymousreply 2210/30/2020

Never got how anyone could consider Colbert sexy. Kimmel at least is half Sicilian and I have a preference for Mediterranean guys, even Mayor Pete!

by Anonymousreply 2310/30/2020

I chose other, because the answer is "none".

Still would for either, cuz I'm a slut, but only if I didn't have to wash my hair.

by Anonymousreply 2410/30/2020

I've thought Colbert was sexy since his "Strangers with Candy" days and Kimmel would get it too.

by Anonymousreply 2510/30/2020

Colbert is sexy af but I don’t understand how such a smart and witty guy can believe in all that Jeebus claptrap

by Anonymousreply 2610/30/2020

You plagiarized my thread, my dear.

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by Anonymousreply 2710/30/2020

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

To both.

by Anonymousreply 2810/30/2020

Badr Hari is a psychopathic thug who abused his height and physical strength to assault service staff all over Amsterdam, to the point where he was banned from all clubs, bars and restaurants in the city for a while and sentenced to two years in prison. He also seriously assaulted a businessman who made a disparaging comment about his girlfriend and violently shoved the then 14-year-old son of his then-gf, Estelle Cruyff, down the toilet. He's also a dim bulb. You find all that a turn-on?

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by Anonymousreply 2910/30/2020

*shoved his head down the toilet

by Anonymousreply 3010/30/2020

Please kweens. Trevor Noah is the hottest. The others don't even come close. Ah those dimples.

by Anonymousreply 3110/30/2020

I would totally get into being spit-roasted by them both

by Anonymousreply 3210/30/2020

R18 These thread is about daddy Kimmel and daddy Colbert. You may not notice, but it is not about those two fraus in your reply. If you want to talk about them, go to another thread.

by Anonymousreply 3310/30/2020

I want Colbert to hit his dick down my throat. I also want to french kiss Kimmel.

by Anonymousreply 3410/30/2020

I remember when Jimmy Kimmel was a co-host on Win Ben Stein's Money back in the 90s. There was one episode where he came out in his tighty whities, and I remember he had quite an impressive bulge. I've been hot for him ever since. I wish I could find that clip.

by Anonymousreply 3510/30/2020

You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick

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by Anonymousreply 3610/30/2020

R36 Hell, yeah. He's packin'.

by Anonymousreply 3710/30/2020

Trevor, FTW

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by Anonymousreply 3810/30/2020

Both of them must be gentle in bed who care more about their partner than themselves. I bet they would let me call them daddy.

by Anonymousreply 3910/30/2020

Colbert is a handsome fucker and if he were single I'd jump his skeleton in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 4010/31/2020

Colbert is NOT handsome Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 4110/31/2020

Colbert is hot af. His wife is lucky.

by Anonymousreply 4210/31/2020

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kimmel is gross beyond words and his ass smells like diaper shit im told, his breath like pussyjuice.

by Anonymousreply 4310/31/2020

Colbert is a practicing catholic. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 4410/31/2020

[quote]r36 You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick

They all keep looking at it.

by Anonymousreply 4510/31/2020

they both project heat, in not exactly identical ways which does not matter. I commend you and agree with you about them.

by Anonymousreply 4610/31/2020

Give me Kimmel. Colbert is as big a turn-off as Leno.

by Anonymousreply 4711/01/2020

[quote] I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.

"Aleph, Bet, Vet, Kimmel, Dalet, Hey!"

by Anonymousreply 4811/01/2020

OP, they're both straight.

by Anonymousreply 4911/01/2020

R49 no they are not. Jimmy is a bisexual who enjoy younger man attention. Stephen must have experienced gay sex in college.

by Anonymousreply 5011/01/2020

hun, if u think kimmel is hot, u need glasses....

by Anonymousreply 5111/01/2020

I would love to give Colbert a handjob.

by Anonymousreply 5211/01/2020

If you want to talk hot let's talk about Colbert's friend Steve.

by Anonymousreply 5311/01/2020

Kimmel has aged very well. The salt & pepper beard & weight loss has changed his overall look so much & it *works*

by Anonymousreply 5411/01/2020

R50

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 5511/01/2020

Colbert was very sexy in his emotional clip last night.

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by Anonymousreply 5611/06/2020

I don't find Kimmel attractive whatsoever, but I've always thought Stephen Colbert was handsome. He was especially adorable in his youth. 10/10 would fuck

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by Anonymousreply 5711/06/2020

I heard he's hung like a Clydesdale, would love to take his dick-pic virginity.

by Anonymousreply 5811/11/2020

I have a friend who was in a theatrical troupe with him in a Chicago the first years after they graduated from Northwestern and another friend who has a theatre company in NJ, near where Colbert lives and says he is generous with doing readings and fundraisers. Both speak of a bright, funny, and warm man. I met him backstage when my husband was on The Colbert Report—he couldn’t have been nicer and friendlier. And he does have an erotic energy in person.

by Anonymousreply 5911/11/2020

Kimmel is revolting

by Anonymousreply 6011/11/2020

Kimmel is hot as fuck. I love old men but strangely I find Colbert much more attractive in his Strangers With Candy days. He was drop dead gorgeous in the episode where he hides his coldsore with a fake moustache. Yes to both of them.

by Anonymousreply 6111/11/2020

Stephen Colbert is sexy. He seems like he is gentle in bed but will fuck hard when he is about to explode.

by Anonymousreply 6202/22/2021

I can absolutely see the appeal for the most part. But I'd still rather fuck Jason Sudeikis, & John Krasinski, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6302/22/2021

Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2021

kimmel is ok but his personality is repulsive as fuk

by Anonymousreply 6502/23/2021

[quote] Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.

I know it was obviously an over the top fictional comedy, but damn if I didn't get rock hard when Colbert and Paul Dinello kissed or flirted with each other. The idea of square daddy Colbert going weak in the knees for hot little pocket Italian Dinello and his pouty, kissable lips.....sorry, what was I saying?

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by Anonymousreply 6602/23/2021

Colbert will look into your eyes and say he loves you the moment he busts inside you.

by Anonymousreply 6702/23/2021

Thank God r1 and r2 ARE the minority.

by Anonymousreply 6802/23/2021

Jump to the 7:30 mark when Cuomo challenges Colbert to a push-up contest. Colbert loses, Cuomo climbs on top of him and mounts him then kisses him on the check. Homoeroticism at it's finest.

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by Anonymousreply 6902/23/2021

I always found Jimmy Kimmel oddly fuckable since back in the "Win Ben Stein's Money" days.

by Anonymousreply 7002/23/2021

I remember an episode of Win Ben Stein's Money where Jimmy came out in his tightie whities, and damn, he was bulgin' out!

I wish I could find that episode online.

by Anonymousreply 7102/24/2021

Other: Trevor Noah. By a mile.

by Anonymousreply 7202/24/2021

Kimmel, no. But Stephen has always been bookishly handsome. The kind of guy you marry.

by Anonymousreply 7302/24/2021

Colbert is a typical CBS personality - relies on subtle homophobia, sexism, and racism to tell "jokes". And yet, he always tries to preach about how "cool" he is with it.

by Anonymousreply 7402/24/2021

How does kimmel stay on tv? he is beyond nasty/obnoxious....omg his maniacal laugh

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 1:42 PM
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