I don't know if it's because they're both witty or physically attractive to me or both, but I wouldn't mind having sex with either one of them. I love when Colbert does the "groove is in the heart" dance. His hands are very sexy. I love when Jimmy Kimmel says funny things and holds his hands out.
Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 1, 2021 10:42 PM |
Kimmel is a Christian and takes his religious beliefs seriously. Seems like a nice guy, but when he said that in a recent podcast interview (think it was the one that Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes host), I decided I couldn’t take him seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 22, 2020 6:21 PM |
Oh and the same goes for Colbert. How intelligent, grown men can believe that shit is beyond me.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 22, 2020 6:22 PM |
I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 22, 2020 6:22 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 22, 2020 6:29 PM |
Doesn't Kimmel have a busted up penis or something?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 22, 2020 6:31 PM |
[quote]Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.
And yet they are not hot for you.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 22, 2020 6:33 PM |
[quote] I chose "Other" because you put it in your poll and 500 million to 1 billion men in the world are hotter than these two. For example Moroccan-Dutch kickboxer Badr Hari. He is hotter than Colbert and Kimmel, Rose. Chrissy agrees!
Yeah, but I also mentioned that it should be other talk show hosts. I still would do Colbert and Kimmel over the 2 guys in the photo you posted.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 22, 2020 6:36 PM |
Eww and eww.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 22, 2020 6:38 PM |
Neither is hot. I would take Colbert over Kimmel any day though because I am a suit and tie guy and Kimmel is the very definition of average.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 22, 2020 6:43 PM |
There’s a moment in a Strangers with Candy episode where you can see Colbert’s nutsack from behind.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 22, 2020 6:43 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 22, 2020 6:44 PM |
R11 Really??? is it from the SWC movie or the TV series? I hve to see that!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 22, 2020 6:45 PM |
That YouTube video does not show the frames I was referring to.
R13, it’s from the series. Unfortunately I can’t remember the season or the episode. It might be the same episode as in R14’s link, but it’s a “from behind” shot, and you can clearly see his hairless scrotum.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 22, 2020 6:50 PM |
Wit and intelligence in a man are extremely sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 22, 2020 6:51 PM |
Kimmel is a sweetheart but Colbert for the win bc he's smarter, can dance and sing surprisingly well, is adorable and loving to his wife and friends and dog, and seems like he'd be a helluva lotta fun to romp around with. Kimmel has those sparkly eyes, and is sweet, but Colbert is FUN and you can tell. But I only would dance with him (dirty dance) if his wife is okay with it. Now send this to Colbert (or I will.) He needs to know!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 22, 2020 7:06 PM |
R7 OP, Ok I broke your criteria rule. But please you would do Colbert and Kimmel over these two? M'kay then.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 22, 2020 7:07 PM |
Oh my god. STFU R18, no one cares about them.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 22, 2020 7:22 PM |
It would be fun to have both Kimmel and Colbert at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 22, 2020 7:48 PM |
Colbert does indeed have sexy hands, among other things. I like his voice and smile. So charming a man.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 30, 2020 8:54 AM |
The Man Show was one of the sleaziest shows ever so it's difficult to take Kimmel's clean cut affable guy shit the least bit seriously. He and that guy Carolla are so nasty.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 30, 2020 9:01 AM |
Never got how anyone could consider Colbert sexy. Kimmel at least is half Sicilian and I have a preference for Mediterranean guys, even Mayor Pete!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 30, 2020 9:02 AM |
I chose other, because the answer is "none".
Still would for either, cuz I'm a slut, but only if I didn't have to wash my hair.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 30, 2020 9:12 AM |
I've thought Colbert was sexy since his "Strangers with Candy" days and Kimmel would get it too.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 30, 2020 9:55 AM |
Colbert is sexy af but I don’t understand how such a smart and witty guy can believe in all that Jeebus claptrap
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 30, 2020 10:02 AM |
No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫
To both.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 30, 2020 1:07 PM |
Badr Hari is a psychopathic thug who abused his height and physical strength to assault service staff all over Amsterdam, to the point where he was banned from all clubs, bars and restaurants in the city for a while and sentenced to two years in prison. He also seriously assaulted a businessman who made a disparaging comment about his girlfriend and violently shoved the then 14-year-old son of his then-gf, Estelle Cruyff, down the toilet. He's also a dim bulb. You find all that a turn-on?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 30, 2020 1:21 PM |
*shoved his head down the toilet
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 30, 2020 1:23 PM |
Please kweens. Trevor Noah is the hottest. The others don't even come close. Ah those dimples.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 30, 2020 1:37 PM |
I would totally get into being spit-roasted by them both
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 30, 2020 1:40 PM |
R18 These thread is about daddy Kimmel and daddy Colbert. You may not notice, but it is not about those two fraus in your reply. If you want to talk about them, go to another thread.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 30, 2020 1:59 PM |
I want Colbert to hit his dick down my throat. I also want to french kiss Kimmel.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 30, 2020 2:00 PM |
I remember when Jimmy Kimmel was a co-host on Win Ben Stein's Money back in the 90s. There was one episode where he came out in his tighty whities, and I remember he had quite an impressive bulge. I've been hot for him ever since. I wish I could find that clip.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 30, 2020 2:07 PM |
You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 30, 2020 2:13 PM |
R36 Hell, yeah. He's packin'.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 30, 2020 2:14 PM |
Both of them must be gentle in bed who care more about their partner than themselves. I bet they would let me call them daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 31, 2020 5:33 AM |
Colbert is a handsome fucker and if he were single I'd jump his skeleton in a heartbeat.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 31, 2020 11:12 PM |
Colbert is NOT handsome Jesus Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 1, 2020 3:24 AM |
Colbert is hot af. His wife is lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 1, 2020 3:26 AM |
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kimmel is gross beyond words and his ass smells like diaper shit im told, his breath like pussyjuice.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 1, 2020 5:36 AM |
Colbert is a practicing catholic. Hard pass.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 1, 2020 5:45 AM |
[quote]r36 You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick
They all keep looking at it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 1, 2020 5:50 AM |
they both project heat, in not exactly identical ways which does not matter. I commend you and agree with you about them.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 1, 2020 5:56 AM |
Give me Kimmel. Colbert is as big a turn-off as Leno.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 1, 2020 9:45 AM |
[quote] I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.
"Aleph, Bet, Vet, Kimmel, Dalet, Hey!"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 1, 2020 10:52 AM |
OP, they're both straight.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 1, 2020 11:02 AM |
R49 no they are not. Jimmy is a bisexual who enjoy younger man attention. Stephen must have experienced gay sex in college.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 1, 2020 12:40 PM |
hun, if u think kimmel is hot, u need glasses....
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 1, 2020 2:09 PM |
I would love to give Colbert a handjob.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 1, 2020 4:55 PM |
If you want to talk hot let's talk about Colbert's friend Steve.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 1, 2020 5:47 PM |
Kimmel has aged very well. The salt & pepper beard & weight loss has changed his overall look so much & it *works*
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 1, 2020 8:01 PM |
R50
Sure, Jan.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 2, 2020 12:03 AM |
Colbert was very sexy in his emotional clip last night.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 6, 2020 4:22 PM |
I don't find Kimmel attractive whatsoever, but I've always thought Stephen Colbert was handsome. He was especially adorable in his youth. 10/10 would fuck
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 6, 2020 4:44 PM |
I heard he's hung like a Clydesdale, would love to take his dick-pic virginity.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 11, 2020 11:15 PM |
I have a friend who was in a theatrical troupe with him in a Chicago the first years after they graduated from Northwestern and another friend who has a theatre company in NJ, near where Colbert lives and says he is generous with doing readings and fundraisers. Both speak of a bright, funny, and warm man. I met him backstage when my husband was on The Colbert Report—he couldn’t have been nicer and friendlier. And he does have an erotic energy in person.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 11, 2020 11:24 PM |
Kimmel is revolting
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 11, 2020 11:31 PM |
Kimmel is hot as fuck. I love old men but strangely I find Colbert much more attractive in his Strangers With Candy days. He was drop dead gorgeous in the episode where he hides his coldsore with a fake moustache. Yes to both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 11, 2020 11:34 PM |
Stephen Colbert is sexy. He seems like he is gentle in bed but will fuck hard when he is about to explode.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 22, 2021 10:21 PM |
I can absolutely see the appeal for the most part. But I'd still rather fuck Jason Sudeikis, & John Krasinski, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 22, 2021 10:25 PM |
Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 22, 2021 10:27 PM |
kimmel is ok but his personality is repulsive as fuk
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 23, 2021 3:59 PM |
[quote] Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.
I know it was obviously an over the top fictional comedy, but damn if I didn't get rock hard when Colbert and Paul Dinello kissed or flirted with each other. The idea of square daddy Colbert going weak in the knees for hot little pocket Italian Dinello and his pouty, kissable lips.....sorry, what was I saying?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 23, 2021 4:05 PM |
Colbert will look into your eyes and say he loves you the moment he busts inside you.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 23, 2021 5:38 PM |
Thank God r1 and r2 ARE the minority.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 23, 2021 6:46 PM |
Jump to the 7:30 mark when Cuomo challenges Colbert to a push-up contest. Colbert loses, Cuomo climbs on top of him and mounts him then kisses him on the check. Homoeroticism at it's finest.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 23, 2021 7:14 PM |
I always found Jimmy Kimmel oddly fuckable since back in the "Win Ben Stein's Money" days.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 23, 2021 7:21 PM |
I remember an episode of Win Ben Stein's Money where Jimmy came out in his tightie whities, and damn, he was bulgin' out!
I wish I could find that episode online.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 24, 2021 11:29 AM |
Other: Trevor Noah. By a mile.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 24, 2021 3:19 PM |
Kimmel, no. But Stephen has always been bookishly handsome. The kind of guy you marry.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 25, 2021 3:02 AM |
Colbert is a typical CBS personality - relies on subtle homophobia, sexism, and racism to tell "jokes". And yet, he always tries to preach about how "cool" he is with it.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 25, 2021 7:47 AM |
How does kimmel stay on tv? he is beyond nasty/obnoxious....omg his maniacal laugh
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 1, 2021 10:42 PM |