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Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.

I don't know if it's because they're both witty or physically attractive to me or both, but I wouldn't mind having sex with either one of them. I love when Colbert does the "groove is in the heart" dance. His hands are very sexy. I love when Jimmy Kimmel says funny things and holds his hands out.

by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2021 10:42 PM

Kimmel is a Christian and takes his religious beliefs seriously. Seems like a nice guy, but when he said that in a recent podcast interview (think it was the one that Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes host), I decided I couldn’t take him seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1October 22, 2020 6:21 PM

Oh and the same goes for Colbert. How intelligent, grown men can believe that shit is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 2October 22, 2020 6:22 PM

I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 3October 22, 2020 6:22 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4October 22, 2020 6:29 PM

Doesn't Kimmel have a busted up penis or something?

by Anonymousreply 5October 22, 2020 6:31 PM

[quote]Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are hot to me.

And yet they are not hot for you.

by Anonymousreply 6October 22, 2020 6:33 PM

[quote] I chose "Other" because you put it in your poll and 500 million to 1 billion men in the world are hotter than these two. For example Moroccan-Dutch kickboxer Badr Hari. He is hotter than Colbert and Kimmel, Rose. Chrissy agrees!

Yeah, but I also mentioned that it should be other talk show hosts. I still would do Colbert and Kimmel over the 2 guys in the photo you posted.

by Anonymousreply 7October 22, 2020 6:36 PM

Eww and eww.

by Anonymousreply 8October 22, 2020 6:38 PM

I love Stephen Colbert's hairy legs.

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by Anonymousreply 9October 22, 2020 6:39 PM

Neither is hot. I would take Colbert over Kimmel any day though because I am a suit and tie guy and Kimmel is the very definition of average.

by Anonymousreply 10October 22, 2020 6:43 PM

There’s a moment in a Strangers with Candy episode where you can see Colbert’s nutsack from behind.

by Anonymousreply 11October 22, 2020 6:43 PM

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by Anonymousreply 12October 22, 2020 6:44 PM

R11 Really??? is it from the SWC movie or the TV series? I hve to see that!

by Anonymousreply 13October 22, 2020 6:45 PM

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by Anonymousreply 14October 22, 2020 6:46 PM

That YouTube video does not show the frames I was referring to.

R13, it’s from the series. Unfortunately I can’t remember the season or the episode. It might be the same episode as in R14’s link, but it’s a “from behind” shot, and you can clearly see his hairless scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 15October 22, 2020 6:50 PM

Wit and intelligence in a man are extremely sexy.

by Anonymousreply 16October 22, 2020 6:51 PM

Kimmel is a sweetheart but Colbert for the win bc he's smarter, can dance and sing surprisingly well, is adorable and loving to his wife and friends and dog, and seems like he'd be a helluva lotta fun to romp around with. Kimmel has those sparkly eyes, and is sweet, but Colbert is FUN and you can tell. But I only would dance with him (dirty dance) if his wife is okay with it. Now send this to Colbert (or I will.) He needs to know!

by Anonymousreply 17October 22, 2020 7:06 PM

R7 OP, Ok I broke your criteria rule. But please you would do Colbert and Kimmel over these two? M'kay then.

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by Anonymousreply 18October 22, 2020 7:07 PM

Oh my god. STFU R18, no one cares about them.

by Anonymousreply 19October 22, 2020 7:22 PM

It would be fun to have both Kimmel and Colbert at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 20October 22, 2020 7:48 PM

Colbert does indeed have sexy hands, among other things. I like his voice and smile. So charming a man.

by Anonymousreply 21October 30, 2020 8:54 AM

The Man Show was one of the sleaziest shows ever so it's difficult to take Kimmel's clean cut affable guy shit the least bit seriously. He and that guy Carolla are so nasty.

by Anonymousreply 22October 30, 2020 9:01 AM

Never got how anyone could consider Colbert sexy. Kimmel at least is half Sicilian and I have a preference for Mediterranean guys, even Mayor Pete!

by Anonymousreply 23October 30, 2020 9:02 AM

I chose other, because the answer is "none".

Still would for either, cuz I'm a slut, but only if I didn't have to wash my hair.

by Anonymousreply 24October 30, 2020 9:12 AM

I've thought Colbert was sexy since his "Strangers with Candy" days and Kimmel would get it too.

by Anonymousreply 25October 30, 2020 9:55 AM

Colbert is sexy af but I don’t understand how such a smart and witty guy can believe in all that Jeebus claptrap

by Anonymousreply 26October 30, 2020 10:02 AM

You plagiarized my thread, my dear.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 30, 2020 12:31 PM

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

To both.

by Anonymousreply 28October 30, 2020 1:07 PM

Badr Hari is a psychopathic thug who abused his height and physical strength to assault service staff all over Amsterdam, to the point where he was banned from all clubs, bars and restaurants in the city for a while and sentenced to two years in prison. He also seriously assaulted a businessman who made a disparaging comment about his girlfriend and violently shoved the then 14-year-old son of his then-gf, Estelle Cruyff, down the toilet. He's also a dim bulb. You find all that a turn-on?

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by Anonymousreply 29October 30, 2020 1:21 PM

*shoved his head down the toilet

by Anonymousreply 30October 30, 2020 1:23 PM

Please kweens. Trevor Noah is the hottest. The others don't even come close. Ah those dimples.

by Anonymousreply 31October 30, 2020 1:37 PM

I would totally get into being spit-roasted by them both

by Anonymousreply 32October 30, 2020 1:40 PM

R18 These thread is about daddy Kimmel and daddy Colbert. You may not notice, but it is not about those two fraus in your reply. If you want to talk about them, go to another thread.

by Anonymousreply 33October 30, 2020 1:59 PM

I want Colbert to hit his dick down my throat. I also want to french kiss Kimmel.

by Anonymousreply 34October 30, 2020 2:00 PM

I remember when Jimmy Kimmel was a co-host on Win Ben Stein's Money back in the 90s. There was one episode where he came out in his tighty whities, and I remember he had quite an impressive bulge. I've been hot for him ever since. I wish I could find that clip.

by Anonymousreply 35October 30, 2020 2:07 PM

You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick

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by Anonymousreply 36October 30, 2020 2:13 PM

R36 Hell, yeah. He's packin'.

by Anonymousreply 37October 30, 2020 2:14 PM

Trevor, FTW

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by Anonymousreply 38October 30, 2020 2:56 PM

Both of them must be gentle in bed who care more about their partner than themselves. I bet they would let me call them daddy.

by Anonymousreply 39October 31, 2020 5:33 AM

Colbert is a handsome fucker and if he were single I'd jump his skeleton in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 40October 31, 2020 11:12 PM

Colbert is NOT handsome Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 41November 1, 2020 3:24 AM

Colbert is hot af. His wife is lucky.

by Anonymousreply 42November 1, 2020 3:26 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kimmel is gross beyond words and his ass smells like diaper shit im told, his breath like pussyjuice.

by Anonymousreply 43November 1, 2020 5:36 AM

Colbert is a practicing catholic. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 44November 1, 2020 5:45 AM

[quote]r36 You can slightly see the outline of sexy Kimmel dick

They all keep looking at it.

by Anonymousreply 45November 1, 2020 5:50 AM

they both project heat, in not exactly identical ways which does not matter. I commend you and agree with you about them.

by Anonymousreply 46November 1, 2020 5:56 AM

Give me Kimmel. Colbert is as big a turn-off as Leno.

by Anonymousreply 47November 1, 2020 9:45 AM

[quote] I always thought Kimmel was Jewish.

"Aleph, Bet, Vet, Kimmel, Dalet, Hey!"

by Anonymousreply 48November 1, 2020 10:52 AM

OP, they're both straight.

by Anonymousreply 49November 1, 2020 11:02 AM

R49 no they are not. Jimmy is a bisexual who enjoy younger man attention. Stephen must have experienced gay sex in college.

by Anonymousreply 50November 1, 2020 12:40 PM

hun, if u think kimmel is hot, u need glasses....

by Anonymousreply 51November 1, 2020 2:09 PM

I would love to give Colbert a handjob.

by Anonymousreply 52November 1, 2020 4:55 PM

If you want to talk hot let's talk about Colbert's friend Steve.

by Anonymousreply 53November 1, 2020 5:47 PM

Kimmel has aged very well. The salt & pepper beard & weight loss has changed his overall look so much & it *works*

by Anonymousreply 54November 1, 2020 8:01 PM

R50

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 55November 2, 2020 12:03 AM

Colbert was very sexy in his emotional clip last night.

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by Anonymousreply 56November 6, 2020 4:22 PM

I don't find Kimmel attractive whatsoever, but I've always thought Stephen Colbert was handsome. He was especially adorable in his youth. 10/10 would fuck

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by Anonymousreply 57November 6, 2020 4:44 PM

I heard he's hung like a Clydesdale, would love to take his dick-pic virginity.

by Anonymousreply 58November 11, 2020 11:15 PM

I have a friend who was in a theatrical troupe with him in a Chicago the first years after they graduated from Northwestern and another friend who has a theatre company in NJ, near where Colbert lives and says he is generous with doing readings and fundraisers. Both speak of a bright, funny, and warm man. I met him backstage when my husband was on The Colbert Report—he couldn’t have been nicer and friendlier. And he does have an erotic energy in person.

by Anonymousreply 59November 11, 2020 11:24 PM

Kimmel is revolting

by Anonymousreply 60November 11, 2020 11:31 PM

Kimmel is hot as fuck. I love old men but strangely I find Colbert much more attractive in his Strangers With Candy days. He was drop dead gorgeous in the episode where he hides his coldsore with a fake moustache. Yes to both of them.

by Anonymousreply 61November 11, 2020 11:34 PM

Stephen Colbert is sexy. He seems like he is gentle in bed but will fuck hard when he is about to explode.

by Anonymousreply 62February 22, 2021 10:21 PM

I can absolutely see the appeal for the most part. But I'd still rather fuck Jason Sudeikis, & John Krasinski, OP.

by Anonymousreply 63February 22, 2021 10:25 PM

Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.

by Anonymousreply 64February 22, 2021 10:27 PM

kimmel is ok but his personality is repulsive as fuk

by Anonymousreply 65February 23, 2021 3:59 PM

[quote] Colbert's role in the hilarious "Strangers with Candy" was a teacher having an affair with another male teacher.

I know it was obviously an over the top fictional comedy, but damn if I didn't get rock hard when Colbert and Paul Dinello kissed or flirted with each other. The idea of square daddy Colbert going weak in the knees for hot little pocket Italian Dinello and his pouty, kissable lips.....sorry, what was I saying?

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by Anonymousreply 66February 23, 2021 4:05 PM

Colbert will look into your eyes and say he loves you the moment he busts inside you.

by Anonymousreply 67February 23, 2021 5:38 PM

Thank God r1 and r2 ARE the minority.

by Anonymousreply 68February 23, 2021 6:46 PM

Jump to the 7:30 mark when Cuomo challenges Colbert to a push-up contest. Colbert loses, Cuomo climbs on top of him and mounts him then kisses him on the check. Homoeroticism at it's finest.

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by Anonymousreply 69February 23, 2021 7:14 PM

I always found Jimmy Kimmel oddly fuckable since back in the "Win Ben Stein's Money" days.

by Anonymousreply 70February 23, 2021 7:21 PM

I remember an episode of Win Ben Stein's Money where Jimmy came out in his tightie whities, and damn, he was bulgin' out!

I wish I could find that episode online.

by Anonymousreply 71February 24, 2021 11:29 AM

Other: Trevor Noah. By a mile.

by Anonymousreply 72February 24, 2021 3:19 PM

Kimmel, no. But Stephen has always been bookishly handsome. The kind of guy you marry.

by Anonymousreply 73February 25, 2021 3:02 AM

Colbert is a typical CBS personality - relies on subtle homophobia, sexism, and racism to tell "jokes". And yet, he always tries to preach about how "cool" he is with it.

by Anonymousreply 74February 25, 2021 7:47 AM

How does kimmel stay on tv? he is beyond nasty/obnoxious....omg his maniacal laugh

by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2021 10:42 PM
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