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Celebrities that are not considered handsome but you have masturbated to

I have masturbated thinking of a threesome with Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert. I was sucking Jimmy Kimmel dick while his hand wrapped around my head, and Stephen Colbert was fucking me from behind.

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2021 5:40 PM

As long as Jimmy Fallon wasn't there to mug the camera, you do you, bro.

by Anonymousreply 1October 28, 2020 12:58 PM

Steve Buscemi and Willem Dafoe in a 3-way.

by Anonymousreply 2October 28, 2020 1:04 PM

Jack Black.

by Anonymousreply 3October 28, 2020 1:05 PM

Jack Black.

by Anonymousreply 4October 28, 2020 1:05 PM

I'd love to get fucked by Willem Dafoe in his prime.

by Anonymousreply 5October 28, 2020 1:07 PM

Darryl Strawberry

by Anonymousreply 6October 28, 2020 1:07 PM

You might as well add Ichabod Crane to the mix, r2.

by Anonymousreply 7October 28, 2020 1:08 PM

Bob Hoskins

by Anonymousreply 8October 28, 2020 1:15 PM

Does the world really need to know about this and become so traumatized afterwards?

by Anonymousreply 9October 28, 2020 1:17 PM

Yeah, Bob made me gay.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 28, 2020 1:17 PM

Stephen Colbert used to be quite CUTE. He was in an episode of Law And Order Criminal Intent. He was arrested at the end of the episode. I would love to be in charge of his FULL CAVITY strip search.

by Anonymousreply 11October 28, 2020 1:20 PM

Michael Kosta

Daniel Tosh

Jerrod Carmichael

by Anonymousreply 12October 28, 2020 1:25 PM

Willam Dafoe and his big swangin' dick!

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by Anonymousreply 13March 26, 2021 1:30 PM

Tom Arnold

Yes, I am deeply ashamed about this.

by Anonymousreply 14March 26, 2021 5:25 PM

OP your fetishizing of enablers of the oligarchy is appalling.

by Anonymousreply 15March 26, 2021 5:27 PM

Skyler Gisondo

by Anonymousreply 16March 26, 2021 5:28 PM

Ben Turpin

by Anonymousreply 17March 26, 2021 5:35 PM

David Letterman in his younger days.

Tom Snyder.

Tim Allen.

by Anonymousreply 18March 26, 2021 5:40 PM
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