Cardi B post TOPLESS pic of her GINORMOUS AREOLAE on Instagram

She was hacked, no way she'd post something so unflattering.

I didn't think IG allowed nudity.

She's such a boob.

She did and even followed up with why she did it. She accidentally posted to IG when she meant to send the pic to Offset.

She's turning into a Nanette Fabray monkey.

[quote]I didn't think IG allowed nudity.

Probably thinks the rules don't apply to her.

This place is such a fucking shithole you can't even go 10 comments in a thread without someone calling black people monkeys.

Well those things are nasty, she'll be celebrated for being so brave.

I call white people Nanette Fabray monkeys too. If you get called one, it's because you've earned it.

R7 it's an anonymous board what do expect? If people show their racism out and proud in their Facebooks and twitter why would an anonymous board be any different?

Let me know when she shows her WAP.

It didn't used to be this bad though, R10. It really is a cesspool around here lately.

Those things look cancerous.

Thank you, OP. What would we have done if we hadn’t been alerted to this?!

Well, she has to hold on to her undeserved fame by displaying the "talents" that led her to where she is today, does she not?

Maybe she really is pregnant?

That’s what happens when women have a baby. It’s natural. They get smaller, though not as small as pre-pregnancy, after the woman stops nursing.

I'll never unsee those things.

OP's and Cardi B's mothers demonstrating the horrors that come from reckless barebacking.

As a bi guy, I’ve always had a thing for big areolas on women. I think her tits are hot.

Those are not normal areolae. Is that what they look like after a tit job? Yikes.

Please welcome to the stage: AREOLA GRANDE

She looks like a tranny. And not a very attractive one at that.

Her saucer-sized areolaes look like huge bruises. Very unsightly...yuck.

Kindahot

If I ever doubted I was gay before...

[QUOTE] Those are not normal areolae. Is that what they look like after a tit job? Yikes.

She claims they grew after she gave birth and started breastfeeding.

My eyes! My eyes!

Curse you, OP. Curse you and your children.

I've never seen anything quite like those edges. They remind me of Midcentury Starburst escutcheons, or shall I say Starbust? I've seen plenty of burger nipples/areolaes, but these just seem most unusual.

[quote]Those are not normal areolae. Is that what they look like after a tit job? Yikes.

'Aerolae' sometimes get that disgusting looking after a woman gives birth. Cardi B is already repulsive looking, we didn't need to see her huge floppy fake tits and deformed areolae! 🤮🤮🤮

It's really sad that people like this are part of the current state of pop music.

They look like Aunt Bee’s. Big ol udders and nipples the size of a dinner plate from Juanita’s Diner. Opie caught a glimpse of her stepping out the tub once. Such a shock. Miss Krump had to show the poor dear what normal juggs looked like.

Music stars today are so different. Imagine if Dionne Warwick or Aretha Franklin had pictures published of themselves like that back in the day.

R7, normally, I'd be on your side, but I've seen that particular monkey used for white people, too. It's solely about the plastic surgery.

You mean those hooters are on purpose?

Smdh

😂 I’m sorry but that fucking monkey embodies the look of women who get excessive plastic surgery. It’s like no matter their race or height or size or skin color, they all end up looking like that picture in R5.

That’s what breastfeeding boobs look like. That being said, there’s no reason she needs to show the world. She’s no-talent garbage.

gross

ugly tittays.

She’s a no talent whore who got lucky.

She used to strip with her tits looking like that? She must have appealed to guys with a weird fetish.

Could a woman get their nipples made smaller?

Her nipples are average, her areola is large. Nipples are not areola fellas. Get it right.

Brave!!!

I stand corrected, R41. Can she get those those saucers made smaller?

Yes r43. Breast augmentation can reduce their size.

Everything about her is ugly.

She's been promoting a vibrator brand on her instagram too.

ugh. the nails. look at those fucking nails.

Those nails freak me out. Why do women want those long things?

I know I'll get "racist" screamed at me but I worked with a lot of Latinas and Black girls who had those nails. How they typed or even got dressed is beyond me. I don't know why they like those.

And wipe!

yeah how do they wipe their ass with those nails? you know it can't be very clean back there

Shes just gross.

What’s so gross about big areola?

R53 I don't perceive it to be the size so much, as the jagged spikey edges myself. Was her baby born with a full set of teeth? Looks like he chewed her to bits, and they glued them back on.

Her lady bags look like they can't hit by paint balls. So much for pancakes Saturday morning ...

Agree, R54. I've seen large ones before, but Cardi's areolas look like spin art. I've never seen that before.

R11 summerguy, I like the cut of your jib.

People should focus more on her menza qualifications. It just ain't right to ignore her IQ.

I just became even gayer. And I’ve never had sex with a woman.

Nicki Minaj prolly laughing her plastic ass off at this.

R20 those bewbs are normal looking, though. Card B’s look like baloney.

I’ll never eat pancakes again. Ever. Until the day I die. Pray for my soul.

[quote] you can't even go 10 comments in a thread without someone calling black people monkeys.

How does Nanette Fabray relate to blacks for you?

Thanks OP, for making me even gayer.

No wonder Offset cheats on her.

She had a bad boob job. The surgeon went through the nipple and left a lop of scar tissue. That scarring is awful.

Do straight men like that?

This is relevant to my interests!

R67

Mine are small, pink, and cute. I haven't heard any complaints from the straight men I've been with!

Are these juggs like Blac China?

I am so thankful that I like The Dick.

She’s a glorified gang female. These people are garbage.

That cannot be real...

Damn, what's wrong with the rim of her areolas? Why do they look like saw blades?

Should never have clicked...

This pic is an emetic.

Her tits looks like a pit bull has been gnawing on them.

She has clearly had a breast lift with her implant surgery which means they removed the nipple and cut the excess skin away and restitched it back on.... thus resulting in messed up areolae.

R78 She should sue her plastic surgeon. I'm guessing the surgery happened before she got famous. She obviously went to a ratchet Brazillian medical school doctor.

Old news. She showed me after she interviewed me.

She’s been extra thirsty for attention lately. I’m over her.

Are each of her tits registered to vote?

R7 Cardi B is black?!?

The edges remind me of dehydrated pineapple.

[quote]She has clearly had a breast lift with her implant surgery which means they removed the nipple and cut the excess skin away and restitched it back on.... thus resulting in messed up areolae.

A twenty-something year old shouldn’t have needed a breast lift. I doubt that’s what happened. They just look like she had bad implants and now everything is stretched out from pregnancy and nursing. Although I’m not sure how she actually holds a baby with those giant claws on her fingers.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

R22 that’s a good one, that’s funny

R84 Ha!

I knew this really cute guy that had huge areolae . He had a nice set of pecs,but those things were the size of saucers. He was very self conscious about them,with good reason. They just looked weird.

yummy!!!!!!!!

Norman range of areolae size. Some of you are so silly.

-Dr

[quote]Norman range of areolae size. Some of you are so silly.

?

I didn't even know the human areola could look that... whatever THAT is.

R93 Nice to see you here again, Spoon!

Stop responding or I'll have to turn off link previews. 😝

Don't call it a comeback, R94

How can men find those things sexy and a turn on? Those nails are utter trash, doesn't she worry about poking her baby's eyes out with them?

Wouldn't dream of it R96! R95 I don't what to say or type?

Did she get “jumped in” or was she “sexed in” to the bloods?

dumbass, so i won't see the pic!

Yup, I'm gay.

So glad I'm gay.

Jesus, that is NOT typical of the areola after breastfeeding. That can happen, yes, but typical? NO fucking way.

That is terrifying and Im a woman...

R28 That's exactly what I was thinking. The overall size isn't what concerns me. What causes the edges of the areolas to look like her tits were the victim of an Afghani acid attack?

The shape is very odd. If they got bigger from breastfeeding why are the actual nipples small? I know from personal experience that the nipples get bigger while breastfeeding. They go down afterwards but not to the size they were before.

Is this what she was breastfeeding?

I think the edges of the areolae are surgical scars, from implant surgery, that have been stretched out as her tits got bigger while pregnant. And now the edges look all irregular and deformed.

What’s this hunny, what is this? What’s goin on here?

Bitch please!

If I weren't a Kinsey 6 already, OP's photo would have firmly moved me there forever more.

AREOLAE is my favorite Disney princess.

R110 Yeah, no... though those are overwhelming, no one coloured outside the lines! (Let alone drew stellate designs)

[quote]Those nails freak me out. Why do women want those long things?

Normal women don't have those sorts of odd nails. Billie Ellish has those stupid nails too.

She a ho.

Good God!

What species would find that attractive?

R92 made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

Big boobs with lil' nips are also very odd looking.

Like someone spattered her ninniepies with mudpies!

Surely there must be some kind of concealer for that R108.

Perhaps something in the Kim Kardashian big ass stretch mark collection?

[QUOTE] Is this what she was breastfeeding?

😂 I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard.

I love huge areolae on dudes, that turns me on. So more power to her if that's what her man likes.

She has been really candid today, saying she cancelled her divorce because she misses the good dick. Gurl, there are so, so many good dicks out there

She could have a harem of the hottest hung guys if she wanted. I don’t know why she’s fixated on one dick.

I guess she is not the whore she portrays herself to be. I want a refund!

Does she have any gay men in her inner circle? If she did they would've convinced her to move on to a new dick. Offset is not all that.

Cheers R121, and very glad you're still here with us. I kept a newspaper clipping of that little bastard on my fridge for years, from a midnight trilogy of horror films advertised. Whenever I was feeling sad, angry, or disappointed, I'd look at him, and laugh hysterically!

R7 Let us know when we can go more than 10 black musicians without one of them behaving like a monkey. Whites are behaving that way nowadays because they're more and more imitating blacks. Sorry, but if the shoe fits.

Even the small tits at r20 are unfortunate - pointing sideways, at opposite directions.

As a kid, I recall watching a TV program about nature, which was talking about Amazonian Indians, who, as we know, don't hide their genitals, butt cheeks or breasts under clothes; and the narrator remarked they don't regard women's breasts as sexually intetesting.

I guess that's why straight men do - it's the secrecy of the clothing, the feeling that, by looking at a woman's bare chest, he's entering her intimacy. If breasts were exposed all the time, they'd lose their allure, while the vagina and, I think, the ass would retain theirs.

R126 Oooo, that's not only nasty, but hella racist of you. First of all, no need to make an ages old racist trope comparing blacks to lower primates. If you don't like or respect black people, or black entertainers, simply skip the thread.

The audacity of posters like you who make such troll comments makes me wonder, do you want to be F/F'd, blocked, or red-tagged? Hmmmm....

Shame on you man.

r126 can't even name ten black musicians. NEXT.

[quote]Normal women don't have those sorts of odd nails. Billie Ellish has those stupid nails too.

I’m really surprised that Billie Eilish goes to the effort of getting fake nails. She looks like she can barely be bothered to bathe.

I have never seen anything like that. And I’m a woman.

Back in the day, Cardi B. did commercials for an adult store in the Bronx. If you mentioned her name/seeing the ad, they’d give you a free mystery gift at checkout.

Now I know why Anne Marie “ Annie” Wilkes Dugan refers to them as dirty pillows. But in this case, they look more stained than dirty.

R132 That's Margaret White!

Poor thing. I had no thing she'd been in a fire.

Damn, those aren't pepperoni nipples, that's a medium pizza with extra cheese! 🍕🥵

R31 they would be called "hussy"

C'mon, guys. I am a woman and have had 3 children and have known countless woman and this is not something I have ever heard of or seen. I am caucasian, so can't speak to black women's physicality. Very very odd and this Cardi B chick is wacko.

She had implants and the surgery was done through the nipple leaving scar tissue. Her breasts grew through pregnancy and breast feeding and the scar tissue is now stretched across a larger area and looks jagged.

Thanks a lot, R28, I'll never get "burger nipples" out of my head.

Gross.

Second [137] Sawblade areolas are a novel thing to me. It will probably start another whacked-out trend, such as, enlarging your earlobe holes to glory size. I mean, sure, you can hook your glasses through an earlobe so you don't lose them but I'll pass.

[quote]She could have a harem of the hottest hung guys if she wanted. I don’t know why she’s fixated on one dick.

Are you talking about Cardi B? Why would any hot hung straight guys want to be with such a revolting looking woman? You must be gay.

Trash.

Please explain. Are those breasts even possible ? Please advise this gayling

Gang females are pigs. She is a pig. She does what she’s told. She’s a dumb slave.

I'm so gay I'm gagging.

[Quote] What causes the edges of the areolas to look like her tits were the victim of an Afghani acid attack?

🤣🤣🤣

She must have been really fat at some point because those nips are stretched beyond the max.

😜 Look at the size of those lips ......... bet she can suck her own titties.

If those things were the aftermath of breast augmentation, the doctor must have been from south of the border.

I feel like I’m gonna have flashbacks of those nightmare nips one day when I least expect it...

Why have the implants through the nipple? Wouldn't it be better to put them in through the armpit?

[italic] More, Please !

🤓 Wowie-Wow-Wow-Wow !

🙈 EEK

You could serve tea on those. I don’t mind em

They're huge, but not spectacular.

Stupid cunt at R7 outed herself as a closet racist by seeing a reference to a monkey and IMMEDIATELY assuming it had to do with Cardi's blackness.

When in reality, the monkey was previously used on DL to make fun of dumb Instagram bitches of all races who get extreme plastic surgery.

Reminds me of the joke about Little Johnny and the quarter in his pocket.

Cardi B for the Romantic Depot in Yonkers.

[quote]Why have the implants through the nipple? Wouldn't it be better to put them in through the armpit?

Because she went to a doctor in a strip mall in Tijuana.

🤗Tea with milk, r155 ?

Can the Troll who is posting all theses Cardi B threads just stop already? Stop trying to make her happen here.

That cow could provide enough milk for my entire village.

R158 can she talk in a normal voice or can she only shout?

Serve with cheese and bread along with a nice red wine

r142 The same reasons Sam Asghari is with Britney Spears: It's a shortcut to social influence, money, and some degree of fame.

Stupid cunt at r157 thinks recognizing racist rhetoric makes someone racist. How precious that she and the rest of her low IQ cohort keep trying and failing to promote that line of thinking.

r161, my guess is the one mostly posting threads about her is a conservative troll trying to mock anti-Trumpers by continuously posting about one that clearly exhibits trashy behavior.

Sam Asghari might not be just a golddigger. He's clearly gay, so he must be earnestly a fan, too.

That look cancerous and very unattractive.

Pron goddess Vanessa del Rio has large areolas as well. Is this a common Puerto Rican characteristic?