Sometimes it’s the tension in a woman’s face, the furrowed brow with stiff pursed lips in her way of speaking, that makes her seem to have a gruff demeanor and let’s you know she’ll munch.
Dyke-dar: How do you spot a Lesbian?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||a day ago|
When the U-Haul truck speeds by, the driver’s side front tire is lower due to her weight—and that of the 3 cats in her lap.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Wednesday at 8:15 PM|
The cat hairs sticking to her micro-fleece, Native-American-print L.L. Bean vest.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Wednesday at 8:27 PM|
This thread is not funny. OP, R1 & R2 has serious mommy issues and no one is amused in the slightest.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Wednesday at 8:31 PM|
[quote] This thread is not funny.
Neither are lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Wednesday at 8:41 PM|
I'm a lesbian. You know how I tell someone else is a lesbian? The same way a gay man can spot another gay man. Gaydar. Gay women have the equivalent to "smelling cookies". I can't articulate what that looks like, but I know it when I see it.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Wednesday at 8:56 PM|
[quote] I can't articulate what that looks like
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Wednesday at 9:00 PM|
Lack of sense of humor.
Stern and organized.
Subaru with broken taillight.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||Last Wednesday at 9:01 PM|
R3, I’m sorry you feel offended by the kidding going on here. I miss the days when humor was more rampant here.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||Last Wednesday at 9:02 PM|
Isn't that the name of Frank Lloyd Wright's studio?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Wednesday at 9:03 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Wednesday at 9:04 PM|
[quote]Sometimes it’s the tension in a woman’s face, the furrowed brow with stiff pursed lips in her way of speaking, that makes her seem to have a gruff demeanor and let’s you know she’ll munch.
We refer to it as caneface.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||Last Wednesday at 9:09 PM|
Someone said in the Cory Booker thread that the lesbian equivalent of "smelling cookies face" is "smelling fish face". See Rosario Dawson
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Wednesday at 9:22 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 13||Last Wednesday at 9:33 PM|
Luxuriant mustache and other body hair. Bonnie Raitt nonstop.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Wednesday at 9:34 PM|
The nutloaf crumbs on the flannel shirt .
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Wednesday at 9:37 PM|
If you see something like this on the road you can be almost positive that there's a labia-muncher behind the wheel.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM|
Regales you with tales of putting the petal to the metal while driving the Rainbow Express cross country. Cash, grass, and ass, abound.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Wednesday at 9:56 PM|
She regales you with the nightmare story of being taken advantage of by the Rainbow Express person and lets you in you in on one of life's little secrets...
squirrels = death.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Wednesday at 10:04 PM|
[quote]Regales you with tales of putting the petal to the metal while driving the Rainbow Express cross country. Cash, grass, and ass, abound.
Lesbians know how to spell 'pedal'.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Wednesday at 10:21 PM|
As Captain Obvious knows best, the most efficient way to spot any gay person is to watch them interact with members of the same sex and members of the opposite sex. You can always tell. It doesn't take a Daily Mail "body language expert" or even more than a gay person with average perceptive ability to figure it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Wednesday at 10:33 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 21||Last Wednesday at 10:47 PM|
It's that combination of smug and bitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM|
I believe Canadian lesbians have a distinct look too.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM|
Long ago I learned on DL that the biggest tells are:
1. Big watch
2. Sporty/sensible haircut
3. Thin layer of makeup
|by Anonymous||reply 24||Last Thursday at 12:11 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 25||Last Thursday at 12:16 AM|
You wonder why she’s petting her fanny pack, then realize she brought her cat to the bar.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Thursday at 12:32 AM|
They wear their watches on the inside of their wrists. Absolute giveaway.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Thursday at 12:52 AM|
R27, funny because I actually did do that when I used to wear a watch. The only other person who I saw do it was my grandfather, though, so...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||Last Thursday at 12:56 AM|
OMG, r28, your grandfather never told you he was a lesbian?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Thursday at 1:16 AM|
I first read this as "Dyke-CAR"
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Thursday at 1:18 AM|
Are there dyke cars would make a good thread!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||Last Thursday at 1:28 AM|
Overweight, mobility issues, unfortunate haircut, drab attire, stern demeanour
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Thursday at 1:38 AM|
Has anyone mentioned canes?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Thursday at 1:40 AM|
some of the dyke variety have that sloped mouth on one side that looks like they had a stroke.
I was in VT last weekend to leaf peep and I saw two lesbians pull up in the biggest shit-kicker truck I've ever seen. One was sort of lipstick - fat but femme in a purple dress (but with birkenstocks - ugh), dyed red hair and a lip piercing, long dark hair. I could only tell her dude was born a woman because of the Billie Eilish big tits, stuffed under a hunting jacket. The butch had a buzz cut, flannel and work jacket, dickies, black boots and those polarized sunglasses that older straight dudes wear.
I worried about the femme's vagina. That thing was going to get destroyed after butch downed a few pots of chili in the diner they were going into.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Thursday at 3:16 AM|
If she follows up going to the doctor by going to the mountains, she's probably a lesbian,
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Thursday at 3:40 AM|
Short fingernails, filed but no polish.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Thursday at 3:52 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Thursday at 3:54 AM|
What about the tight lips?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Thursday at 4:11 AM|
A weird "S" sound. Not a lateral lisp exactly, but the "S" is a dead giveaway.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Thursday at 4:30 AM|
A mannish quality with a short man complex/attitude— that swagger that says “l’m looking for any opportunity for a fight to show how tough I am”.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Thursday at 5:41 AM|
One of the Platonic Forms
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Thursday at 9:00 AM|
[quote]I first read this as "Dyke-CAR"
That would be a short thread. Subaru.
There's a slight deepness to the voice all the time. I've never heard a baby-voiced lesbian.
They stand with their hands in their pockets.
They like anime and sports more than straight women.
Supposedly, unlike straight women, they push or roll their sleeves above the elbows.
They walk more strongly, with their hips leading, rather than little steps lead by their boobs.
They give next to no shits about men. Watch any straight woman interact with a man and you'll see a presentation put on, even if she's not attracted to him. Lesbians don't put on the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Friday at 5:24 PM|
Ha, r42. I don't like anime or sports and don't own a Subaru, but the rest of the items on your list all apply to me, and I'm bi, not even a full-fledged lez.
I do like men just fine and sometimes even date and sleep with them, but I don't do the putting on a show thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Friday at 5:31 PM|
Mitch McConnell's first wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Friday at 5:33 PM|
Complaints of being tender to the touch and a prescription for Cymbalta.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Friday at 5:46 PM|
How many can say that Meredith Baxter pinged during "Family Ties"? IMO, she code-switched completely. Yes, she does look like a lesbian now. But, before? She did not ping, IMO.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Friday at 7:03 PM|
Where I live in Connecticut lesbians usually drive a Subaru, they’ve got 4 or 5 kids, an ex husband or two, and they’re now living with their wife after they “found themselves” when they were 50 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Friday at 7:06 PM|
Hiking boots for any and all occasions.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Friday at 7:09 PM|
R47 aka hormone switch during menopause
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Friday at 7:40 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Saturday at 12:52 AM|
A fondness for tabbouleh?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Saturday at 1:05 AM|
r23 there are no straight Canadians. Not a one in the wild.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Saturday at 1:12 AM|
For the younger ones- wearing boxy clothing, having a constant concerned look on her face (resting concerned face.)
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Saturday at 1:53 AM|
R43 Rolling and cuffing shirt sleeves got brought up on the "let's be bisexuals" thread. I don't know where that comes from.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Saturday at 1:55 AM|
An intense interest in an unsexy traditional handicraft- like loom weaving, or whittling. I know a lesbian with an impressive rug-sized loom that takes up a whole room.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Saturday at 1:57 AM|
As kids- militant belief in girl power.
Most girls don't really buy into the empowerment messages that are sent to little girls- girls run the world, girls get it done, boys are dumb- but budding future baby dykes 100% buy into it.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Saturday at 2:01 AM|
Concern face on young dykes is indeed a thing. It's the equivalent of smelling cookies face on gay men. I much prefer smelling cookies face if I had to choose.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Saturday at 2:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Saturday at 2:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Saturday at 6:01 AM|
eau de tuna
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Saturday at 7:44 AM|
Casually throwing the word cunt around- unlike straight women who meltdown at the mere thought of the evil C-word. I realize Michfest types aren't included in this one, but it is a notable trait of young-ish lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Saturday at 8:28 AM|
Good lord, if you want proof that gay men are just as silly and stupid as straight men, read this thread. Don't believe the hype, people.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Saturday at 8:47 AM|
This obviously isn't all lesbians, but I've noticed a strange amount of moles or warts around many a lesbian's mouth, nose, or chin. Is it from eating STD riddled pussy?
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Saturday at 8:48 AM|
Lips always look like they're about to exclaim THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Sunday at 5:12 AM|
Natural hair texture.
Lesbians don't straighten, perm, relax, or use hot tools on their hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Sunday at 5:15 AM|
Has everyone forgotten about lipstick lesbians?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Sunday at 5:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Sunday at 6:00 AM|
There are very few true lipstick lesbians. Most Lipsticks are really Sporty, Butch or Granola and just work in environments where they feel they have to play into gendered stereotypes of femininity.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Sunday at 6:03 AM|
I don’t know any straight women who wear cargo shorts.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Sunday at 6:08 AM|
Isn't Sarah Paulson a lipstick lesbian, or is she bisexual? What about Sophie Ward?
Many of the movies lesbians adore (Carol, Blue is the Warmest Colo(u)r, The Handmaiden, Desert Hearts) are filled with feminine lesbians.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||Last Sunday at 6:08 AM|
Pathological lying, an affliction of more than half of all lesbians. They’ll come up with pointless whoppers.
Kristi (who works in retail at an outdoor gear store, drives a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and lives in a garage apartment) says she has a “massive” Trust Fund... but you know she “just doesn’t like to touch it.”
Kelsey (who sells soap and other crafts on Etsy) says she lived in Brooklyn for a few years, when she was about 20, where she allegedly owned a highly successful boutique vegan bakery and claims she had a “highly secret” affair with Zooey Deschanel. “Not many people know that, so don’t say anything!”
None of this is even close to true.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||Last Sunday at 6:24 AM|
r70, Sarah Paulson is an opportunist.
Feminine and Lipstick are not synonyms. Lipstick is a very specific type that adheres to Western straight male gaze stereotypes of "sexy woman", as determined by the styling conformity seen in mass media and porn. Feminine describes a variety of qualities, many behavioral, which are culturally associated, rightly or wrongly, with women. But media, in general, does a terrible job of accurate lesbian representation and is partly to blame for the rise in butch girls mutilating their bodies and injecting themselves full of cancer causing cross-sex hormones.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||Last Sunday at 6:35 AM|
Ding-dong a lesbian has arrived at R72!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||Last Sunday at 6:37 AM|
R73 other than the “Western straight male gaze” reference, which reads “all men are rapists”, she ain’t wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||Last Sunday at 6:48 AM|
Inedible vegan fabrications that are touted as 'delicious" by a depressed looking frau with an undercut.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||Last Sunday at 6:55 AM|
Weighing three hundred pounds.
Has no choice in the matter though, because she must avoid 'the male gaze'. Her own gluttony will play no part.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||Last Sunday at 6:56 AM|
I know a "high femme," who I guess would pass for a prissy suburban woman.
She has a lot of off traits, like insisting on wearing heels even in situations where they don't make sense. She has huge designer bags, scarves, clinky jewelry, frilly blouses, but weirdly does not wear earrings or have her ears pierced. She has a long bob she doesn't style and she doesn't fill in her eyebrows (she ought to.) She wears very light makeup with gloss.
She loves butches and her favorite subject is all of the sexy butches who buy her things, send her dms, take her out. Her dream woman is basically a nineteenth century mustachio'd gentleman with a clit.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||Last Sunday at 7:05 AM|
She's probably bi and has found a good grift.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||Last Sunday at 7:14 AM|
The pupils are pinpricks.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||Last Sunday at 7:21 AM|
Where I live the young lesbians almost all dress like teenage surfer boys - board shorts, surf company t-shirt, Olu Kai flip lops, bead bracelets and that gay man haircut that's shaved on the sides and long on top. None of them have ever EVER surfed.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||Last Sunday at 7:32 AM|
R78 I'd be surprised if she was bi given how she talks, but grift is good read on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||Last Sunday at 7:32 AM|
R77 ear piercing is a penetrative mechanism of masculine patriarchy oppression, which invites the western white straight male gaze. All men are rapists!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||Last Sunday at 7:36 AM|
Dead giveaway: Stuff in their breast pockets. Straight women don't clutter up their chest area.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||Last Sunday at 8:11 AM|
R6, I met Pam St. Clement at a Stonewall event some years ago, and she was nothing like Pat Butcher. She was warm and absolutely charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||Last Sunday at 8:36 AM|
I remember a funny thread asking about fat lesbians when it was revealed the US Gov spent like a billion dollars trying to find out why lesbians were fat.
Lesbians were all over it blaming it on lesbians making concerted efforts to avoid 'the male gaze'.
They were making out that they really didn't want to eat that third slice of cheesecake, but just had to because of misogyny.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||Last Sunday at 8:39 AM|
R85 lesbians truly hate men and blame the male race for everything, but they always worship their own fathers. Bizarre.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||Last Sunday at 8:42 AM|
This thread is hilarious. I'm a guy and I'm terrible at spotting lesbians unless they're stereo-typical. This is probably because I have a glamor lesbian sister who associates primarily with her own kind There are many lovely gay women who ...well, I guess they pass for straight until they tell you they have a wife
|by Anonymous||reply 87||Last Sunday at 8:43 AM|
Unfortunately getting fat doesn't work in avoiding the male gaze. You only end up attracting black guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||Last Sunday at 8:51 AM|
R88 Racist Lez
|by Anonymous||reply 89||Last Sunday at 9:00 AM|
The "lipstick lesbians" are the lesbians' equivalents of DL's "masc" gay men. They can "pass".
|by Anonymous||reply 90||Last Sunday at 9:02 AM|
In their own minds only.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||Last Sunday at 9:05 AM|
Lesbians don't hate men. In fact, many lesbians are friends with men because of common interests, e.g. sports. That's where the term "les-bro" originated.
A small number of lesbians may hate men, just like a small few DLers quite obviously hate women. Fortunately, those broken men and women are only a small percentage of the population.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||Last Sunday at 9:09 AM|
R91, so there's no such thing as a lipstick lesbian or a "masc" gay man?
You really think that gay people are limited to just the obvious, stereotypical gay men and women?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Sunday at 9:11 AM|
The click-clack, click-clack of her adjustable aluminum cane announces her arrival.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||Last Sunday at 9:21 AM|
[quote][R91], so there's no such thing as a lipstick lesbian or a "masc" gay man?
[quote]You really think that gay people are limited to just the obvious, stereotypical gay men and women?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||Last Sunday at 9:22 AM|
Y KANT R93 REED?¿
|by Anonymous||reply 96||Last Sunday at 9:28 AM|
I always know because of their bad skin, bad hair, no makeup, manly walk, bad shoes, Subaru, and bitterness.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||Last Sunday at 9:35 AM|
The "Lesbians get fat to avoid attracting men" idea was reinforced by Rosie O'Donnell years ago when she said she didn't like it when she lost weight because men would hit on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||Last Sunday at 9:39 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 99||Last Sunday at 9:44 AM|
Many models, male and female, are homos and they're meant to be the standards for beauty.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||Last Sunday at 9:49 AM|
[Quote]A small number of lesbians may hate men
I think those types are all just "political lesbians" aka bitter hetero fraus.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||Last Sunday at 9:50 AM|
The smell of alcohol on their breath.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||Last Sunday at 10:03 AM|
The steely cold eyes
|by Anonymous||reply 103||Last Sunday at 10:56 AM|
The stench of uncleaned/poorly groomed pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||Last Sunday at 11:00 AM|
R104 has a gofundme to have his dick converted into a “front hole” that will be filled with pubic hair, fecal matter and a surprisingly wide variety of bacteria.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||Last Sunday at 11:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 106||Last Sunday at 11:10 AM|
Womyn’s Bodies are self-cleaning!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||Last Sunday at 11:36 AM|
[quote] A small number of lesbians may hate men, just like a small few DLers quite obviously hate women.
So, where are all these hateful comments against lesbians coming from? This thread is littered with them. Is it just one troll?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||Last Sunday at 11:59 AM|
Lesbians as young girls are so funloving and happy, but they seem to hit a wall at 40 and become bitter upon being faced with their reality. Gay men just keep getting better and can even get young men to help them feel younger (with enough money lol) but older women don’t have much to look forward to.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||Last Sunday at 12:34 PM|
Does any of this apply to Joan Lunden?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||Last Sunday at 12:41 PM|
R108 does not find this funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||Last Sunday at 12:46 PM|
They smell of Irish Spring and Marlboros.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||Last Sunday at 2:59 PM|
R109, are you investing your money now? I hope so, because the price of sugar babies will be expensive in 15 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||Last Sunday at 4:24 PM|
R3 if this offends you, skip to the next post. And remember no one ever died from being offended.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||Last Sunday at 4:32 PM|
A woman who lives in Park Slope Brooklyn.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||Last Sunday at 4:39 PM|
I’ve only had one lesbian friend in all my 60 years, but she chain-smoked Pall Mall cigarettes and drank vodka daily.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||Last Sunday at 6:04 PM|
The Michfest 99 bumper sticker.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||Last Sunday at 6:21 PM|
R55 As opposed to "sexy" traditional handicrafts? What would that even be?
|by Anonymous||reply 118||Last Sunday at 6:32 PM|
The roller derby trophy proudly displayed on the mantle.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||Last Sunday at 7:37 PM|
Thanks OP. I find this thread enlightening.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||Last Sunday at 7:45 PM|
I stole this from an older related thread R85
They need a “study” for this?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||Last Sunday at 8:16 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 122||Yesterday at 4:57 AM|
Lesbians can be Stylish too
|by Anonymous||reply 123||Yesterday at 5:06 AM|
Sarah Paulson most definitely does not stand out as a lesbian...but...she is!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||Yesterday at 5:12 AM|
Lesbians are fat because they don't need to impress men. That's also why straight men are fat.
The only people who obsess over their looks are people who seek approval and validation from men: straight women and gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||Yesterday at 6:01 AM|
Of course it's unhealthy to be fat.
You'd feel better -- YOU not men -- if you lost weight.
And also if you stopped trying to blame men for your own misery.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||Yesterday at 6:06 AM|
Paranoia: they tend to keep looking at others, to see if they're being glanced at (and thus attacked). They habitually try to prompt men to make eye contact, so they can confirm to themselves that men are hostile. Similar to certain women in headscarves.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||Yesterday at 6:16 AM|
That's a good one, R127. I've never read it noted on DL before but it's real. Lesbians are always taking quick glances around.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||Yesterday at 6:20 AM|
Wear huge winter coats indoors at all times, is something else that goes unmentioned.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||Yesterday at 6:21 AM|
If I see one slightly butch woman snacking on the pussy of another slightly (or more) butch looking woman, I am willing to be she is a bit Sapphic.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||Yesterday at 6:24 AM|
R109 had a bitchy grandma who was probably a closet lesbian and did not bake him the cookies he loves to smell.
Older women, some of them straights, have this sexual renaissance they don't jabber about much. Gone are the concerns of their now grown children. A lot of straight women I know have ditched their man baby husbands for younger hotties happy to have the old family home for a base and grateful for a woman who loves to get it on in the sack instead of their more difficult and more demanding peers.
As for lesbians, we don't need younger suck-ups pretending to enjoy our wrinkled asses. Our libido takes a bit of a dive after 55 or so, so it's all good when you can mentor someone without the sexual pressures. That's why you don't see older lesbians advertising for rental bitches....at least not where I'm from. Instead, I have a cute couple building a house on the back 9 acres of my property who will be doing most of the work into my old age while I get the goat milk and organic veggies in exchange. I may not have cultivated my sense of humor, but I sure as hell have enough sense to overcome whatever the need to be funny creates in the older men I see around me.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||Yesterday at 6:25 AM|
Their posts on Datalounge drone on for paragraphs, either on a diatribe about how misogynistic gay men are or something nonsensical.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||Yesterday at 6:30 AM|
R126, lesbians don't blame men for their problems. Not any more than you blame women for your problems. (You don't blame women, do you?)
|by Anonymous||reply 133||Yesterday at 7:03 AM|
What sayeth Datalounge?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||Yesterday at 7:06 AM|
[quote] lesbians don't blame men for their problems.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||Yesterday at 7:07 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 136||Yesterday at 7:08 AM|
LOL. The religious right in this country wants to take away your equal rights. Straight men are afraid of you or disgusted by you, and some of them bash you, physically and verbally. Straight women want to use you as a token.
And you want to trash lesbians? The people dealing with the same oppressors as you?
Ask yourself who your real enemy is.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||Yesterday at 7:12 AM|
Nobody is bashing lesbians. You just can't take a joke. Because you're a lesbian.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||Yesterday at 7:15 AM|
I can take a joke. The problem is that there's nothing funny on this thread. Just nastiness disguised as "jokes". Someone here is obsessed with driving a wedge between gay men and gay women. It's odd, because these two groups have historically helped each other out and can continue to do so in the future. Why not save the venom for the people who really want to hurt you?
|by Anonymous||reply 139||Yesterday at 7:29 AM|
[quote]I can take a joke. The problem is that there's nothing funny on this thread.
They can never let it rest.
They must prove the stereotype over and over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||Yesterday at 7:31 AM|
Please point out something funny on this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||Yesterday at 7:31 AM|
[quote] Ask yourself who your real enemy is.
Yep, gay men are losing it. Suddenly, being the court jesters to straight people didn't equate to straights actually accepting them as being accorded equal rights, like they thought it would. Instead they voted for Trump and said "Fuck gays". What a shock. So, they're lashing out and making enemies of gay women. What idiots.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||Yesterday at 7:31 AM|
R140, I can point out several gay male stereotypes that you're demonstrating, but what would be the point of promoting those hurtful stereotypes. I don't want to insult millions of gays because of the behavior of one asshole. Build people up, not down.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||Yesterday at 7:33 AM|
R142, I would bet that only a small amount of gay men actually voted for Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||Yesterday at 7:34 AM|
This thread has now just devolved into two lesbians telling us how unfunny we are and how we all have mommy issues as R3 predicted.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||Yesterday at 7:36 AM|
Ask Donna Brazile's girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||Yesterday at 7:37 AM|
Woman who brings bread pudding to the pot luck dinner.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||Yesterday at 7:38 AM|
R145 I posted R3 to try and suffice them when they entered. Like “oh good, she said it already”
|by Anonymous||reply 148||Yesterday at 7:41 AM|
[quote] It's odd, because these two groups have historically helped each other out and can continue to do so in the future.
Uh, no. Lesbians may have helped gay men, but gay men have certainly never done anything to help gay women. I made sure to make note of that. They're welcome to seek support from their straight male heroes, see how far that gets you. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||a day ago|
This isn't supposed to be a joke thread, and I'll throw in pathological insecurity as a common lesbian trait. Treating all interactions as battles and seeing anything other than praise as an attack. Lesbians also despise other women and see themselves as a cut above.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||a day ago|
[quote] This isn't supposed to be a joke thread
So, now you're openly admitting it's a bashing thread. Whatever. You're a fool to make an enemy out of gay women (your only ally), but I don't think you can help yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||a day ago|
Do you Dykes never go into a thread discussing ANY gay man or really ANY person, to see Dataloungers tear everyone apart?
This defensiveness is very “Girls Rule, Boys Drool”
|by Anonymous||reply 152||a day ago|
R151 bullshit! Straights have been better allies to me personally. Closet Lesbians made my life hell when I was younger, they’d out me to take the heat off themselves. I never trust a Dyke.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||a day ago|
R149, you described Lindsey Graham, who was reported to gloat about going golfing with Trump, the same way a giggling cheerleader might brag about talking to the quarterback of the football team. The flamboyant beta chasing the unavailable straight man, fostering the fantasy that the straight dude will fuck him, only to be used, tossed aside, and laughed at by the straight dude during "locker room talk".
|by Anonymous||reply 154||a day ago|
|by Anonymous||reply 155||a day ago|
R152, you're right. DLers treat gay men worst of all. DL hates any man who is over 35, who has more than 5% body fat, who has any slightly feminine trait, voice, walk, or behavior. Which is 95 percent of gay men. DL hates gay men.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||a day ago|
R153, did those big, bad lesbians beat you up? Were you already treating them like shit when you were a gayling?
If not, then maybe don't judge an entire population by the actions by a small number of people.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||a day ago|
R151 I'm not making any enemy out of you, I'm talking about you.
You have flaws.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||a day ago|
Says R157 ... who is judging an entire population by the actions by a small number of people. The mental gymnastics of women rivals Deplorables.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||a day ago|
R159, half of deplorables are women.
I'm not judging an entire population by a small number of people. Most gay men I meet in person are warm, lovely, kind men. I'm not going to dislike all gay men because a small number of insecure, bitter self-loathing gay men on DL who cling to whatever scapegoat they can find.
The vast majority of gay men on DL are decent, too, as well as funny, as proven in the thread "How to survive as a gay man in your 50s and 60s" and the thread about Brian, the painter, who passed away a few months ago. That's why I keep coming back to DL inspire of the small number of trolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||a day ago|