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Dyke-dar: How do you spot a Lesbian?

Sometimes it’s the tension in a woman’s face, the furrowed brow with stiff pursed lips in her way of speaking, that makes her seem to have a gruff demeanor and let’s you know she’ll munch.

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by Anonymousreply 160a day ago

When the U-Haul truck speeds by, the driver’s side front tire is lower due to her weight—and that of the 3 cats in her lap.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 8:15 PM

The cat hairs sticking to her micro-fleece, Native-American-print L.L. Bean vest.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 8:27 PM

This thread is not funny. OP, R1 & R2 has serious mommy issues and no one is amused in the slightest.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 8:31 PM

[quote] This thread is not funny.

Neither are lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 8:41 PM

I'm a lesbian. You know how I tell someone else is a lesbian? The same way a gay man can spot another gay man. Gaydar. Gay women have the equivalent to "smelling cookies". I can't articulate what that looks like, but I know it when I see it.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 8:56 PM

[quote] I can't articulate what that looks like

Glum.

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by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 9:00 PM

Lack of sense of humor.

Stern and organized.

Subaru with broken taillight.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 9:01 PM

R3, I’m sorry you feel offended by the kidding going on here. I miss the days when humor was more rampant here.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 9:02 PM

[quote] taillight

Isn't that the name of Frank Lloyd Wright's studio?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 9:03 PM

Careful.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 9:04 PM

[quote]Sometimes it’s the tension in a woman’s face, the furrowed brow with stiff pursed lips in her way of speaking, that makes her seem to have a gruff demeanor and let’s you know she’ll munch.

We refer to it as caneface.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 9:09 PM

Someone said in the Cory Booker thread that the lesbian equivalent of "smelling cookies face" is "smelling fish face". See Rosario Dawson

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 9:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 9:33 PM

Luxuriant mustache and other body hair. Bonnie Raitt nonstop.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 9:34 PM

The nutloaf crumbs on the flannel shirt .

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 9:37 PM

If you see something like this on the road you can be almost positive that there's a labia-muncher behind the wheel.

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by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 9:43 PM

Regales you with tales of putting the petal to the metal while driving the Rainbow Express cross country. Cash, grass, and ass, abound.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 9:56 PM

She regales you with the nightmare story of being taken advantage of by the Rainbow Express person and lets you in you in on one of life's little secrets...

squirrels = death.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 10:04 PM

[quote]Regales you with tales of putting the petal to the metal while driving the Rainbow Express cross country. Cash, grass, and ass, abound.

Lesbians know how to spell 'pedal'.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 10:21 PM

As Captain Obvious knows best, the most efficient way to spot any gay person is to watch them interact with members of the same sex and members of the opposite sex. You can always tell. It doesn't take a Daily Mail "body language expert" or even more than a gay person with average perceptive ability to figure it out.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 10:33 PM

Armpit hair.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 10:47 PM

It's that combination of smug and bitter.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM

I believe Canadian lesbians have a distinct look too.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 11:14 PM

Long ago I learned on DL that the biggest tells are:

1. Big watch

2. Sporty/sensible haircut

3. Thin layer of makeup

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 12:11 AM

I don't.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 12:16 AM

You wonder why she’s petting her fanny pack, then realize she brought her cat to the bar.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 12:32 AM

They wear their watches on the inside of their wrists. Absolute giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 12:52 AM

R27, funny because I actually did do that when I used to wear a watch. The only other person who I saw do it was my grandfather, though, so...

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 12:56 AM

OMG, r28, your grandfather never told you he was a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 1:16 AM

I first read this as "Dyke-CAR"

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 1:18 AM

Are there dyke cars would make a good thread!

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 1:28 AM

Overweight, mobility issues, unfortunate haircut, drab attire, stern demeanour

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 1:38 AM

Has anyone mentioned canes?

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 1:40 AM

some of the dyke variety have that sloped mouth on one side that looks like they had a stroke.

I was in VT last weekend to leaf peep and I saw two lesbians pull up in the biggest shit-kicker truck I've ever seen. One was sort of lipstick - fat but femme in a purple dress (but with birkenstocks - ugh), dyed red hair and a lip piercing, long dark hair. I could only tell her dude was born a woman because of the Billie Eilish big tits, stuffed under a hunting jacket. The butch had a buzz cut, flannel and work jacket, dickies, black boots and those polarized sunglasses that older straight dudes wear.

I worried about the femme's vagina. That thing was going to get destroyed after butch downed a few pots of chili in the diner they were going into.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 3:16 AM

If she follows up going to the doctor by going to the mountains, she's probably a lesbian,

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by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 3:40 AM

Short fingernails, filed but no polish.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 3:52 AM

Dykes

don't

tip

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 3:54 AM

What about the tight lips?

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by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 4:11 AM

A weird "S" sound. Not a lateral lisp exactly, but the "S" is a dead giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 4:30 AM

A mannish quality with a short man complex/attitude— that swagger that says “l’m looking for any opportunity for a fight to show how tough I am”.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 5:41 AM

One of the Platonic Forms

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 9:00 AM

[quote]I first read this as "Dyke-CAR"

That would be a short thread. Subaru.

There's a slight deepness to the voice all the time. I've never heard a baby-voiced lesbian.

They stand with their hands in their pockets.

They like anime and sports more than straight women.

Supposedly, unlike straight women, they push or roll their sleeves above the elbows.

They walk more strongly, with their hips leading, rather than little steps lead by their boobs.

They give next to no shits about men. Watch any straight woman interact with a man and you'll see a presentation put on, even if she's not attracted to him. Lesbians don't put on the show.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 5:24 PM

Ha, r42. I don't like anime or sports and don't own a Subaru, but the rest of the items on your list all apply to me, and I'm bi, not even a full-fledged lez.

I do like men just fine and sometimes even date and sleep with them, but I don't do the putting on a show thing.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Friday at 5:31 PM

Mitch McConnell's first wife.

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by Anonymousreply 44Last Friday at 5:33 PM

Complaints of being tender to the touch and a prescription for Cymbalta.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Friday at 5:46 PM

How many can say that Meredith Baxter pinged during "Family Ties"? IMO, she code-switched completely. Yes, she does look like a lesbian now. But, before? She did not ping, IMO.

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by Anonymousreply 46Last Friday at 7:03 PM

Where I live in Connecticut lesbians usually drive a Subaru, they’ve got 4 or 5 kids, an ex husband or two, and they’re now living with their wife after they “found themselves” when they were 50 years old.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Friday at 7:06 PM

Hiking boots for any and all occasions.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 7:09 PM

R47 aka hormone switch during menopause

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 7:40 PM

....

by Anonymousreply 50Last Saturday at 12:52 AM

A fondness for tabbouleh?

by Anonymousreply 51Last Saturday at 1:05 AM

r23 there are no straight Canadians. Not a one in the wild.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Saturday at 1:12 AM

For the younger ones- wearing boxy clothing, having a constant concerned look on her face (resting concerned face.)

by Anonymousreply 53Last Saturday at 1:53 AM

R43 Rolling and cuffing shirt sleeves got brought up on the "let's be bisexuals" thread. I don't know where that comes from.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Saturday at 1:55 AM

An intense interest in an unsexy traditional handicraft- like loom weaving, or whittling. I know a lesbian with an impressive rug-sized loom that takes up a whole room.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Saturday at 1:57 AM

As kids- militant belief in girl power.

Most girls don't really buy into the empowerment messages that are sent to little girls- girls run the world, girls get it done, boys are dumb- but budding future baby dykes 100% buy into it.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Saturday at 2:01 AM

Concern face on young dykes is indeed a thing. It's the equivalent of smelling cookies face on gay men. I much prefer smelling cookies face if I had to choose.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Saturday at 2:27 AM

Second Spring

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by Anonymousreply 58Last Saturday at 2:27 AM

Meaty forearms.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Saturday at 6:01 AM

eau de tuna

by Anonymousreply 60Last Saturday at 7:44 AM

Casually throwing the word cunt around- unlike straight women who meltdown at the mere thought of the evil C-word. I realize Michfest types aren't included in this one, but it is a notable trait of young-ish lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Saturday at 8:28 AM

Good lord, if you want proof that gay men are just as silly and stupid as straight men, read this thread. Don't believe the hype, people.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Saturday at 8:47 AM

This obviously isn't all lesbians, but I've noticed a strange amount of moles or warts around many a lesbian's mouth, nose, or chin. Is it from eating STD riddled pussy?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Saturday at 8:48 AM

Lips always look like they're about to exclaim THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

by Anonymousreply 64Last Sunday at 5:12 AM

Natural hair texture.

Lesbians don't straighten, perm, relax, or use hot tools on their hair.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 5:15 AM

Has everyone forgotten about lipstick lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 66Last Sunday at 5:54 AM

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Sunday at 6:00 AM

There are very few true lipstick lesbians. Most Lipsticks are really Sporty, Butch or Granola and just work in environments where they feel they have to play into gendered stereotypes of femininity.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Sunday at 6:03 AM

I don’t know any straight women who wear cargo shorts.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Sunday at 6:08 AM

Isn't Sarah Paulson a lipstick lesbian, or is she bisexual? What about Sophie Ward?

Many of the movies lesbians adore (Carol, Blue is the Warmest Colo(u)r, The Handmaiden, Desert Hearts) are filled with feminine lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Sunday at 6:08 AM

Pathological lying, an affliction of more than half of all lesbians. They’ll come up with pointless whoppers.

Kristi (who works in retail at an outdoor gear store, drives a 2003 Toyota Tacoma and lives in a garage apartment) says she has a “massive” Trust Fund... but you know she “just doesn’t like to touch it.”

Kelsey (who sells soap and other crafts on Etsy) says she lived in Brooklyn for a few years, when she was about 20, where she allegedly owned a highly successful boutique vegan bakery and claims she had a “highly secret” affair with Zooey Deschanel. “Not many people know that, so don’t say anything!”

None of this is even close to true.

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by Anonymousreply 71Last Sunday at 6:24 AM

r70, Sarah Paulson is an opportunist.

Feminine and Lipstick are not synonyms. Lipstick is a very specific type that adheres to Western straight male gaze stereotypes of "sexy woman", as determined by the styling conformity seen in mass media and porn. Feminine describes a variety of qualities, many behavioral, which are culturally associated, rightly or wrongly, with women. But media, in general, does a terrible job of accurate lesbian representation and is partly to blame for the rise in butch girls mutilating their bodies and injecting themselves full of cancer causing cross-sex hormones.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Sunday at 6:35 AM

Ding-dong a lesbian has arrived at R72!

by Anonymousreply 73Last Sunday at 6:37 AM

R73 other than the “Western straight male gaze” reference, which reads “all men are rapists”, she ain’t wrong.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Sunday at 6:48 AM

Inedible vegan fabrications that are touted as 'delicious" by a depressed looking frau with an undercut.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Sunday at 6:55 AM

Weighing three hundred pounds.

Has no choice in the matter though, because she must avoid 'the male gaze'. Her own gluttony will play no part.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Sunday at 6:56 AM

I know a "high femme," who I guess would pass for a prissy suburban woman.

She has a lot of off traits, like insisting on wearing heels even in situations where they don't make sense. She has huge designer bags, scarves, clinky jewelry, frilly blouses, but weirdly does not wear earrings or have her ears pierced. She has a long bob she doesn't style and she doesn't fill in her eyebrows (she ought to.) She wears very light makeup with gloss.

She loves butches and her favorite subject is all of the sexy butches who buy her things, send her dms, take her out. Her dream woman is basically a nineteenth century mustachio'd gentleman with a clit.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Sunday at 7:05 AM

She's probably bi and has found a good grift.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Sunday at 7:14 AM

The pupils are pinpricks.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Sunday at 7:21 AM

Where I live the young lesbians almost all dress like teenage surfer boys - board shorts, surf company t-shirt, Olu Kai flip lops, bead bracelets and that gay man haircut that's shaved on the sides and long on top. None of them have ever EVER surfed.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Sunday at 7:32 AM

R78 I'd be surprised if she was bi given how she talks, but grift is good read on her.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Sunday at 7:32 AM

R77 ear piercing is a penetrative mechanism of masculine patriarchy oppression, which invites the western white straight male gaze. All men are rapists!

by Anonymousreply 82Last Sunday at 7:36 AM

Dead giveaway: Stuff in their breast pockets. Straight women don't clutter up their chest area.

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by Anonymousreply 83Last Sunday at 8:11 AM

R6, I met Pam St. Clement at a Stonewall event some years ago, and she was nothing like Pat Butcher. She was warm and absolutely charming.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Sunday at 8:36 AM

I remember a funny thread asking about fat lesbians when it was revealed the US Gov spent like a billion dollars trying to find out why lesbians were fat.

Lesbians were all over it blaming it on lesbians making concerted efforts to avoid 'the male gaze'.

They were making out that they really didn't want to eat that third slice of cheesecake, but just had to because of misogyny.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Sunday at 8:39 AM

R85 lesbians truly hate men and blame the male race for everything, but they always worship their own fathers. Bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Sunday at 8:42 AM

This thread is hilarious. I'm a guy and I'm terrible at spotting lesbians unless they're stereo-typical. This is probably because I have a glamor lesbian sister who associates primarily with her own kind There are many lovely gay women who ...well, I guess they pass for straight until they tell you they have a wife

by Anonymousreply 87Last Sunday at 8:43 AM

Unfortunately getting fat doesn't work in avoiding the male gaze. You only end up attracting black guys.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Sunday at 8:51 AM

R88 Racist Lez

by Anonymousreply 89Last Sunday at 9:00 AM

The "lipstick lesbians" are the lesbians' equivalents of DL's "masc" gay men. They can "pass".

by Anonymousreply 90Last Sunday at 9:02 AM

In their own minds only.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Sunday at 9:05 AM

Lesbians don't hate men. In fact, many lesbians are friends with men because of common interests, e.g. sports. That's where the term "les-bro" originated.

A small number of lesbians may hate men, just like a small few DLers quite obviously hate women. Fortunately, those broken men and women are only a small percentage of the population.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Sunday at 9:09 AM

R91, so there's no such thing as a lipstick lesbian or a "masc" gay man?

You really think that gay people are limited to just the obvious, stereotypical gay men and women?

by Anonymousreply 93Last Sunday at 9:11 AM

The click-clack, click-clack of her adjustable aluminum cane announces her arrival.

by Anonymousreply 94Last Sunday at 9:21 AM

[quote][R91], so there's no such thing as a lipstick lesbian or a "masc" gay man?

No.

[quote]You really think that gay people are limited to just the obvious, stereotypical gay men and women?

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Sunday at 9:22 AM

Y KANT R93 REED?¿

by Anonymousreply 96Last Sunday at 9:28 AM

I always know because of their bad skin, bad hair, no makeup, manly walk, bad shoes, Subaru, and bitterness.

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by Anonymousreply 97Last Sunday at 9:35 AM

The "Lesbians get fat to avoid attracting men" idea was reinforced by Rosie O'Donnell years ago when she said she didn't like it when she lost weight because men would hit on her.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Sunday at 9:39 AM

Uh-huh, Rosie.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Sunday at 9:44 AM

Many models, male and female, are homos and they're meant to be the standards for beauty.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Sunday at 9:49 AM

[Quote]A small number of lesbians may hate men

I think those types are all just "political lesbians" aka bitter hetero fraus.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Sunday at 9:50 AM

The smell of alcohol on their breath.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Sunday at 10:03 AM

The steely cold eyes

by Anonymousreply 103Last Sunday at 10:56 AM

The stench of uncleaned/poorly groomed pussy.

by Anonymousreply 104Last Sunday at 11:00 AM

R104 has a gofundme to have his dick converted into a “front hole” that will be filled with pubic hair, fecal matter and a surprisingly wide variety of bacteria.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Sunday at 11:03 AM

No frills.

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by Anonymousreply 106Last Sunday at 11:10 AM

Womyn’s Bodies are self-cleaning!

by Anonymousreply 107Last Sunday at 11:36 AM

[quote] A small number of lesbians may hate men, just like a small few DLers quite obviously hate women.

So, where are all these hateful comments against lesbians coming from? This thread is littered with them. Is it just one troll?

by Anonymousreply 108Last Sunday at 11:59 AM

Lesbians as young girls are so funloving and happy, but they seem to hit a wall at 40 and become bitter upon being faced with their reality. Gay men just keep getting better and can even get young men to help them feel younger (with enough money lol) but older women don’t have much to look forward to.

by Anonymousreply 109Last Sunday at 12:34 PM

Does any of this apply to Joan Lunden?

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by Anonymousreply 110Last Sunday at 12:41 PM

R108 does not find this funny.

by Anonymousreply 111Last Sunday at 12:46 PM

They smell of Irish Spring and Marlboros.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Sunday at 2:59 PM

R109, are you investing your money now? I hope so, because the price of sugar babies will be expensive in 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Sunday at 4:24 PM

R3 if this offends you, skip to the next post. And remember no one ever died from being offended.

by Anonymousreply 114Last Sunday at 4:32 PM

A woman who lives in Park Slope Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Sunday at 4:39 PM

I’ve only had one lesbian friend in all my 60 years, but she chain-smoked Pall Mall cigarettes and drank vodka daily.

by Anonymousreply 116Last Sunday at 6:04 PM

The Michfest 99 bumper sticker.

by Anonymousreply 117Last Sunday at 6:21 PM

R55 As opposed to "sexy" traditional handicrafts? What would that even be?

by Anonymousreply 118Last Sunday at 6:32 PM

The roller derby trophy proudly displayed on the mantle.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Sunday at 7:37 PM

Thanks OP. I find this thread enlightening.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Sunday at 7:45 PM

I stole this from an older related thread R85

They need a “study” for this?

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by Anonymousreply 121Last Sunday at 8:16 PM

Gurl

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by Anonymousreply 122Yesterday at 4:57 AM

Lesbians can be Stylish too

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by Anonymousreply 123Yesterday at 5:06 AM

Sarah Paulson most definitely does not stand out as a lesbian...but...she is!

by Anonymousreply 124Yesterday at 5:12 AM

Lesbians are fat because they don't need to impress men. That's also why straight men are fat.

The only people who obsess over their looks are people who seek approval and validation from men: straight women and gay men.

by Anonymousreply 125Yesterday at 6:01 AM

Of course it's unhealthy to be fat.

You'd feel better -- YOU not men -- if you lost weight.

And also if you stopped trying to blame men for your own misery.

by Anonymousreply 126Yesterday at 6:06 AM

Paranoia: they tend to keep looking at others, to see if they're being glanced at (and thus attacked). They habitually try to prompt men to make eye contact, so they can confirm to themselves that men are hostile. Similar to certain women in headscarves.

by Anonymousreply 127Yesterday at 6:16 AM

That's a good one, R127. I've never read it noted on DL before but it's real. Lesbians are always taking quick glances around.

by Anonymousreply 128Yesterday at 6:20 AM

Wear huge winter coats indoors at all times, is something else that goes unmentioned.

by Anonymousreply 129Yesterday at 6:21 AM

If I see one slightly butch woman snacking on the pussy of another slightly (or more) butch looking woman, I am willing to be she is a bit Sapphic.

by Anonymousreply 130Yesterday at 6:24 AM

R109 had a bitchy grandma who was probably a closet lesbian and did not bake him the cookies he loves to smell.

Older women, some of them straights, have this sexual renaissance they don't jabber about much. Gone are the concerns of their now grown children. A lot of straight women I know have ditched their man baby husbands for younger hotties happy to have the old family home for a base and grateful for a woman who loves to get it on in the sack instead of their more difficult and more demanding peers.

As for lesbians, we don't need younger suck-ups pretending to enjoy our wrinkled asses. Our libido takes a bit of a dive after 55 or so, so it's all good when you can mentor someone without the sexual pressures. That's why you don't see older lesbians advertising for rental bitches....at least not where I'm from. Instead, I have a cute couple building a house on the back 9 acres of my property who will be doing most of the work into my old age while I get the goat milk and organic veggies in exchange. I may not have cultivated my sense of humor, but I sure as hell have enough sense to overcome whatever the need to be funny creates in the older men I see around me.

by Anonymousreply 131Yesterday at 6:25 AM

Their posts on Datalounge drone on for paragraphs, either on a diatribe about how misogynistic gay men are or something nonsensical.

by Anonymousreply 132Yesterday at 6:30 AM

R126, lesbians don't blame men for their problems. Not any more than you blame women for your problems. (You don't blame women, do you?)

by Anonymousreply 133Yesterday at 7:03 AM

What sayeth Datalounge?

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by Anonymousreply 134Yesterday at 7:06 AM

[quote] lesbians don't blame men for their problems.

Yeah, right.

by Anonymousreply 135Yesterday at 7:07 AM

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by Anonymousreply 136Yesterday at 7:08 AM

LOL. The religious right in this country wants to take away your equal rights. Straight men are afraid of you or disgusted by you, and some of them bash you, physically and verbally. Straight women want to use you as a token.

And you want to trash lesbians? The people dealing with the same oppressors as you?

Ask yourself who your real enemy is.

by Anonymousreply 137Yesterday at 7:12 AM

Nobody is bashing lesbians. You just can't take a joke. Because you're a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 138Yesterday at 7:15 AM

I can take a joke. The problem is that there's nothing funny on this thread. Just nastiness disguised as "jokes". Someone here is obsessed with driving a wedge between gay men and gay women. It's odd, because these two groups have historically helped each other out and can continue to do so in the future. Why not save the venom for the people who really want to hurt you?

by Anonymousreply 139Yesterday at 7:29 AM

[quote]I can take a joke. The problem is that there's nothing funny on this thread.

They can never let it rest.

They must prove the stereotype over and over again.

by Anonymousreply 140Yesterday at 7:31 AM

Please point out something funny on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 141Yesterday at 7:31 AM

[quote] Ask yourself who your real enemy is.

Yep, gay men are losing it. Suddenly, being the court jesters to straight people didn't equate to straights actually accepting them as being accorded equal rights, like they thought it would. Instead they voted for Trump and said "Fuck gays". What a shock. So, they're lashing out and making enemies of gay women. What idiots.

by Anonymousreply 142Yesterday at 7:31 AM

R140, I can point out several gay male stereotypes that you're demonstrating, but what would be the point of promoting those hurtful stereotypes. I don't want to insult millions of gays because of the behavior of one asshole. Build people up, not down.

by Anonymousreply 143Yesterday at 7:33 AM

R142, I would bet that only a small amount of gay men actually voted for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 144Yesterday at 7:34 AM

This thread has now just devolved into two lesbians telling us how unfunny we are and how we all have mommy issues as R3 predicted.

by Anonymousreply 145Yesterday at 7:36 AM

Ask Donna Brazile's girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 146Yesterday at 7:37 AM

Woman who brings bread pudding to the pot luck dinner.

by Anonymousreply 147Yesterday at 7:38 AM

R145 I posted R3 to try and suffice them when they entered. Like “oh good, she said it already”

by Anonymousreply 148Yesterday at 7:41 AM

[quote] It's odd, because these two groups have historically helped each other out and can continue to do so in the future.

Uh, no. Lesbians may have helped gay men, but gay men have certainly never done anything to help gay women. I made sure to make note of that. They're welcome to seek support from their straight male heroes, see how far that gets you. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 149a day ago

This isn't supposed to be a joke thread, and I'll throw in pathological insecurity as a common lesbian trait. Treating all interactions as battles and seeing anything other than praise as an attack. Lesbians also despise other women and see themselves as a cut above.

by Anonymousreply 150a day ago

[quote] This isn't supposed to be a joke thread

So, now you're openly admitting it's a bashing thread. Whatever. You're a fool to make an enemy out of gay women (your only ally), but I don't think you can help yourself.

by Anonymousreply 151a day ago

Do you Dykes never go into a thread discussing ANY gay man or really ANY person, to see Dataloungers tear everyone apart?

This defensiveness is very “Girls Rule, Boys Drool”

by Anonymousreply 152a day ago

R151 bullshit! Straights have been better allies to me personally. Closet Lesbians made my life hell when I was younger, they’d out me to take the heat off themselves. I never trust a Dyke.

by Anonymousreply 153a day ago

R149, you described Lindsey Graham, who was reported to gloat about going golfing with Trump, the same way a giggling cheerleader might brag about talking to the quarterback of the football team. The flamboyant beta chasing the unavailable straight man, fostering the fantasy that the straight dude will fuck him, only to be used, tossed aside, and laughed at by the straight dude during "locker room talk".

by Anonymousreply 154a day ago
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by Anonymousreply 155a day ago

R152, you're right. DLers treat gay men worst of all. DL hates any man who is over 35, who has more than 5% body fat, who has any slightly feminine trait, voice, walk, or behavior. Which is 95 percent of gay men. DL hates gay men.

by Anonymousreply 156a day ago

R153, did those big, bad lesbians beat you up? Were you already treating them like shit when you were a gayling?

If not, then maybe don't judge an entire population by the actions by a small number of people.

by Anonymousreply 157a day ago

R151 I'm not making any enemy out of you, I'm talking about you.

You have flaws.

by Anonymousreply 158a day ago

Says R157 ... who is judging an entire population by the actions by a small number of people. The mental gymnastics of women rivals Deplorables.

by Anonymousreply 159a day ago

R159, half of deplorables are women.

I'm not judging an entire population by a small number of people. Most gay men I meet in person are warm, lovely, kind men. I'm not going to dislike all gay men because a small number of insecure, bitter self-loathing gay men on DL who cling to whatever scapegoat they can find.

The vast majority of gay men on DL are decent, too, as well as funny, as proven in the thread "How to survive as a gay man in your 50s and 60s" and the thread about Brian, the painter, who passed away a few months ago. That's why I keep coming back to DL inspire of the small number of trolls.

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