Goodbye for now, DL.
I have to leave. Probably not permanently, but for at least a few months, and I won’t have access to the board while I’m gone.
Things I will miss: P&G soap threads, calling you guys sluts, coming up with unique and amazing things we can do to create fun jello salads, Eldergays sharing tales of ancient times, the amazing Chris Watts thread, the genuine wittiness here, and the best pop culture knowledge anywhere on the net.
Things I won’t miss: the self-appointed Hall monitors, bitches with no sense of humor, sloppy ass Muriel spilling her sherry all over the place, and you guys worshipping men who are not hot by any objective standard.
Still, on balance, it has been more fun than not. You guys made me feel understood in a way nobody else ever has. I finally found the soul mates I’ve been looking for all my life in this group of bitter fat queens. Wish me luck, you guys! Hopefully I will be back soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Friday at 12:27 PM|
Is this the loooooong good-bye?
"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night I hate to go and leave this pretty sight"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/06/2020|
Don't let the door hit where the good Lord split you!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/06/2020|
Come on OP, where are you going?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/06/2020|
They tried to make her go to rehab...
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/06/2020|
What are you charged with?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/06/2020|
He raped his grandfather.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/06/2020|
Hasta la vista OP, and may your shadow never be less.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/06/2020|
Good luck with wherever you is going and whatever you doing
I didnt mind being called a slut seeing as its true and all
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/06/2020|
No Internet while in prison is rough, OP. Be sure to memorize the instructions for brewing pruno and crafting a shiv from a toothbrush in these last few moments of freedom.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/06/2020|
Which prison are you going to, OP? Indecent exposure charges?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/06/2020|
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ya racist cunt.
On second thought, let it hit you....hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/06/2020|
Don't worry, Mother- we'll get by...
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/06/2020|
Op, you DO realize that we're coming to take your stuff and divvy it up, right?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/06/2020|
We'll miss revisiting all those 2015 threads courtesy of your bumping, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/06/2020|
OP, remember to butch it up and act super straight when you first arrive. It makes you more desirable when it comes to prison "raping".
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/06/2020|
the correct quote is "don't worry about me mother, I'll get by"
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/06/2020|
Is this the aspie OP who couldn't tell if the cashier was flirting with him? Yes it is. OP, are you going to prison or just being institutionalized? Not for too long we hope. Good luck, OP! Hope you can read clues better while you're away.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/06/2020|
Someone summing up DL without mention of Madonna, Cavil or Heughan was never here! So long sucker!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/06/2020|
This isn't an airport. There's no need to announce your departure.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/06/2020|
Goodbye, have fun in prison!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/06/2020|
So long Gaga no one will miss you!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/06/2020|
Siberia for your poor trolling?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/06/2020|
And, YES! "Dropping the soap" is considered flirting in prison!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/06/2020|
Log back on when you get to Moscow, Ghislaine!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/06/2020|
Goodbye thorny rose
May you never grow in our hearts
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/06/2020|
On a related note, I want to change my nickname (the one that you sign your posts with) but can't seem to figure out if that's even possible. Do I need to delete my account and create a new one with a new nickname? I can't seem to find a way to delete my account either. Any help would be appreciated
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/06/2020|
We'll be looking forward to your essay about being a pass around prison bottom. Just make sure you have no grammatical errors.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/06/2020|
Okay, bye Fat Whore OP.
Leave your stuff, we'll go through it later.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/06/2020|
Attention-seeking, whore! Good riddance!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/06/2020|
Enjoy your Extra Special Time away and continuing to post with a new account.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/06/2020|
Is this that person who was in a newspaper article with his boyfriend? They were arrested...maybe they were from the UK?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/06/2020|
Goodbye OP, I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/06/2020|
I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/06/2020|
Girl, your grease fire is waiting.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/06/2020|
This sort of seems like someone staging their own funeral to see what people will say about them after they are gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/06/2020|
I love it when kweens announce they're quitting the DL. I feel like I'm watching "Dynasty" for the first time.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/06/2020|
Ummm, OP? When REAL aliens abduct, they don't give you a head's up. Just sayin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/06/2020|
OP only leaving now because he know Trump going to lose or die!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/06/2020|
As with any type of social media, no one cares when another is "leaving". Just sign off or stop posting. It's not all that important, and certainly doesn't warrant such announcements.
N-O O-N-E C-A-R-E-S-!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/06/2020|
[quote] I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?
Yeah, some guy came here and tried to get us to contribute to a GFM to get his undocumented "fiancé" an immigration lawyer. As the story unfolded, it turned out OP and the fiancé were both homeless and fiancé was already married to someone else. Then somebody googled them and discovered they'd been arrested for stealing packages off doorsteps. I think Muriel eventually deleted the thread; who knows what happened to the two guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/06/2020|
Defacto, please don't leave! You're one of the few sane ones on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/06/2020|
R29, you may just want to email the webmaster from the page linked below.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/06/2020|
From R48's link:
[quote] enter you email address
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/06/2020|
Thanks, R46. They were both illegals, right? The OP & his married fiancé?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/06/2020|
Is OP moving to Los Angeles, or back to Ohio? You're not Joan Didion and no one cares why you're leaving.
Unless you have finally decided to fulfill your ambition to join the carnival as the world's fattest bearded ladyboy.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/06/2020|
Rehab. I told you inserting cocaine into your anus before you go to the bath house would catch up with you!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/06/2020|
How many times do I have to put this joker on ignore? It’s like dealing with running bamboo.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/06/2020|
Breaking OP's story was a fun thread. He was going to go to medical school and then for Congress. DL sleuths prevail.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/06/2020|
OP is heading to prison for stealing packages off porches.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/06/2020|
Is he the Virginia gaming cagemeat?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/06/2020|
See ya on the road, maybe the next town up
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/06/2020|
Okay, Muriel. Can cinesnatch go next?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/06/2020|
I'll miss you forever, anonymous person at OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/06/2020|
Adios, Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehn ....
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/06/2020|
Baby, the whole “I’ve found God, going back to my Amish roots, and selling my sugar daddy’s Gucci purse collection” has already been done this month......
Perhaps you can find another, more distance in our minds storyline from the DL archives to generate interest in you???
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/06/2020|
Well at least you'll only be in the slammer for months and not years.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/06/2020|
Take GermanGayGuy with you!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||10/07/2020|
I wonder if Muriel cleansed DL of all Bump Bitch threads and references last night, and is cleansing us of Bump Bitch itself. At some point last night, my WW score was reduced by hundreds; same with my number of posts. I had called out Bump Bitch voraciously.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||10/07/2020|
Won't you miss our Klan Grannie Troll?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||10/07/2020|
I miss Umpy. Maybe I could "become" Umpy.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||10/07/2020|
I liked how Grumpy would get banned and each time come back with one dropped letter. Didn’t he get down to “mpy”?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||10/07/2020|
Eloping with Douglas Murray?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||10/07/2020|
So you're the 2015 obsessed, troll. R66? No one cared about it but you.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||10/07/2020|
You can beat COVID OP! Who knows, maybe you're immune.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||10/07/2020|
DeFacto has to "disappear" right at the moment all his right-wing talking points are proven false so he doesn't have to answer to anyone when the S. S. Trumptanic sinks.
You're a coward and a liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||10/07/2020|
Is he finally getting his bottom surgery?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||10/07/2020|
Except that that's not true, r73. I'm not even the most obsessed Bump Bitch hater. There are so many more.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||10/07/2020|
If you're headed to Paris, tell Slocum, bonjour.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||10/07/2020|
Can the rest of the racists please leave with him
|by Anonymous||reply 81||10/11/2020|
He's not going anywhere. Just creating a new account.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||10/11/2020|
This is how I envisioned Defacto:
|by Anonymous||reply 83||10/11/2020|
I was picturing something more like this, r83.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||10/11/2020|
[quote]Things I won’t miss . . . and you guys worshipping men who are not hot by any objective standard.
Says the loser who will miss the "amazing Chris Watts thread."
|by Anonymous||reply 85||10/11/2020|
[quote]I have to leave. Probably not permanently, but for at least a few months, and I won’t have access to the board while I’m gone.
And yet, it's back to bump one ancient thread after another.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/20/2020|
Goodbye doesn't mean forever. - Eliiot
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/20/2020|
Muriel needs to do her job.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/20/2020|
No, r88, OP is back and bumping threads from 2015 again.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/20/2020|
So, just like DJT, OP refuses to leave. Blechhhh.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/21/2020|
Too bad you didn’t stay gone, you useless piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||Last Friday at 12:27 PM|