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Goodbye for now, DL.

I have to leave. Probably not permanently, but for at least a few months, and I won’t have access to the board while I’m gone.

Things I will miss: P&G soap threads, calling you guys sluts, coming up with unique and amazing things we can do to create fun jello salads, Eldergays sharing tales of ancient times, the amazing Chris Watts thread, the genuine wittiness here, and the best pop culture knowledge anywhere on the net.

Things I won’t miss: the self-appointed Hall monitors, bitches with no sense of humor, sloppy ass Muriel spilling her sherry all over the place, and you guys worshipping men who are not hot by any objective standard.

Still, on balance, it has been more fun than not. You guys made me feel understood in a way nobody else ever has. I finally found the soul mates I’ve been looking for all my life in this group of bitter fat queens. Wish me luck, you guys! Hopefully I will be back soon.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Friday at 12:27 PM

Is this the loooooong good-bye?

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night I hate to go and leave this pretty sight"

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2020

Pootin' cut your funds?

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2020

Don't let the door hit where the good Lord split you!

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2020

Come on OP, where are you going?

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2020

They tried to make her go to rehab...

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2020

What are you charged with?

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2020

He raped his grandfather.

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2020

Hasta la vista OP, and may your shadow never be less.

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2020

Good luck with wherever you is going and whatever you doing

I didnt mind being called a slut seeing as its true and all

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2020

No Internet while in prison is rough, OP. Be sure to memorize the instructions for brewing pruno and crafting a shiv from a toothbrush in these last few moments of freedom.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2020

Which prison are you going to, OP? Indecent exposure charges?

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2020

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ya racist cunt.

On second thought, let it hit you....hard.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2020

Don't worry, Mother- we'll get by...

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by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2020

Op, you DO realize that we're coming to take your stuff and divvy it up, right?

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2020

We'll miss revisiting all those 2015 threads courtesy of your bumping, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2020

OP, remember to butch it up and act super straight when you first arrive. It makes you more desirable when it comes to prison "raping".

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2020

the correct quote is "don't worry about me mother, I'll get by"

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by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2020

Ciao, Bello 👨🏼‍💻

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2020

Is this the aspie OP who couldn't tell if the cashier was flirting with him? Yes it is. OP, are you going to prison or just being institutionalized? Not for too long we hope. Good luck, OP! Hope you can read clues better while you're away.

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2020

Someone summing up DL without mention of Madonna, Cavil or Heughan was never here! So long sucker!

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2020

This isn't an airport. There's no need to announce your departure.

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2020

Goodbye, have fun in prison!

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2020

So long Gaga no one will miss you!

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2020

Siberia for your poor trolling?

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2020

And, YES! "Dropping the soap" is considered flirting in prison!

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2020

Log back on when you get to Moscow, Ghislaine!

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2020

Goodbye thorny rose

May you never grow in our hearts

by Anonymousreply 2710/06/2020

Bye, Felicia.

by Anonymousreply 2810/06/2020

On a related note, I want to change my nickname (the one that you sign your posts with) but can't seem to figure out if that's even possible. Do I need to delete my account and create a new one with a new nickname? I can't seem to find a way to delete my account either. Any help would be appreciated

by Anonymousreply 2910/06/2020

We'll be looking forward to your essay about being a pass around prison bottom. Just make sure you have no grammatical errors.

by Anonymousreply 3010/06/2020

Okay, bye Fat Whore OP.

Leave your stuff, we'll go through it later.

by Anonymousreply 3110/06/2020

Attention-seeking, whore! Good riddance!

by Anonymousreply 3210/06/2020

Enjoy your Extra Special Time away and continuing to post with a new account.

by Anonymousreply 3310/06/2020

Is this that person who was in a newspaper article with his boyfriend? They were arrested...maybe they were from the UK?

by Anonymousreply 3410/06/2020

Goodbye OP, I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.

by Anonymousreply 3510/06/2020

bye felicia!

by Anonymousreply 3610/06/2020

I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?

by Anonymousreply 3710/06/2020

Girl, your grease fire is waiting.

by Anonymousreply 3810/06/2020

This sort of seems like someone staging their own funeral to see what people will say about them after they are gone.

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2020

I love it when kweens announce they're quitting the DL. I feel like I'm watching "Dynasty" for the first time.

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by Anonymousreply 4010/06/2020

Ummm, OP? When REAL aliens abduct, they don't give you a head's up. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 4110/06/2020

OP only leaving now because he know Trump going to lose or die!

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2020

You'll be back.

by Anonymousreply 4310/06/2020

....

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by Anonymousreply 4410/06/2020

As with any type of social media, no one cares when another is "leaving". Just sign off or stop posting. It's not all that important, and certainly doesn't warrant such announcements.

N-O O-N-E C-A-R-E-S-!

by Anonymousreply 4510/06/2020

[quote] I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?

Yeah, some guy came here and tried to get us to contribute to a GFM to get his undocumented "fiancé" an immigration lawyer. As the story unfolded, it turned out OP and the fiancé were both homeless and fiancé was already married to someone else. Then somebody googled them and discovered they'd been arrested for stealing packages off doorsteps. I think Muriel eventually deleted the thread; who knows what happened to the two guys?

by Anonymousreply 4610/06/2020

Defacto, please don't leave! You're one of the few sane ones on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 4710/06/2020

R29, you may just want to email the webmaster from the page linked below.

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by Anonymousreply 4810/06/2020

From R48's link:

[quote] enter you email address

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 4910/06/2020

Thanks, R46. They were both illegals, right? The OP & his married fiancé?

by Anonymousreply 5010/06/2020

Is OP moving to Los Angeles, or back to Ohio? You're not Joan Didion and no one cares why you're leaving.

Unless you have finally decided to fulfill your ambition to join the carnival as the world's fattest bearded ladyboy.

by Anonymousreply 5110/06/2020

Rehab. I told you inserting cocaine into your anus before you go to the bath house would catch up with you!

by Anonymousreply 5210/06/2020

How many times do I have to put this joker on ignore? It’s like dealing with running bamboo.

by Anonymousreply 5310/06/2020

Breaking OP's story was a fun thread. He was going to go to medical school and then for Congress. DL sleuths prevail.

by Anonymousreply 5410/06/2020

OP is heading to prison for stealing packages off porches.

by Anonymousreply 5510/06/2020

Is he the Virginia gaming cagemeat?

by Anonymousreply 5610/06/2020

... and you are ... ?

by Anonymousreply 5710/06/2020

See ya on the road, maybe the next town up

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by Anonymousreply 5810/06/2020

Okay, Muriel. Can cinesnatch go next?

by Anonymousreply 5910/06/2020

I'll miss you forever, anonymous person at OP!

by Anonymousreply 6010/06/2020

Adios, Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehn ....

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by Anonymousreply 6110/06/2020

Baby, the whole “I’ve found God, going back to my Amish roots, and selling my sugar daddy’s Gucci purse collection” has already been done this month......

Perhaps you can find another, more distance in our minds storyline from the DL archives to generate interest in you???

by Anonymousreply 6210/06/2020

Well at least you'll only be in the slammer for months and not years.

by Anonymousreply 6310/06/2020

Video of OP leaving DL.

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by Anonymousreply 6410/06/2020

Take GermanGayGuy with you!

by Anonymousreply 6510/07/2020

I wonder if Muriel cleansed DL of all Bump Bitch threads and references last night, and is cleansing us of Bump Bitch itself. At some point last night, my WW score was reduced by hundreds; same with my number of posts. I had called out Bump Bitch voraciously.

by Anonymousreply 6610/07/2020

Won't you miss our Klan Grannie Troll?

by Anonymousreply 6710/07/2020

I miss Umpy. Maybe I could "become" Umpy.

by Anonymousreply 6810/07/2020

I liked how Grumpy would get banned and each time come back with one dropped letter. Didn’t he get down to “mpy”?

by Anonymousreply 6910/07/2020

Moo

by Anonymousreply 7010/07/2020

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by Anonymousreply 7110/07/2020

Eloping with Douglas Murray?

by Anonymousreply 7210/07/2020

So you're the 2015 obsessed, troll. R66? No one cared about it but you.

by Anonymousreply 7310/07/2020

You can beat COVID OP! Who knows, maybe you're immune.

by Anonymousreply 7410/07/2020

DeFacto has to "disappear" right at the moment all his right-wing talking points are proven false so he doesn't have to answer to anyone when the S. S. Trumptanic sinks.

You're a coward and a liar.

by Anonymousreply 7510/07/2020

Is he finally getting his bottom surgery?

by Anonymousreply 7610/07/2020

Except that that's not true, r73. I'm not even the most obsessed Bump Bitch hater. There are so many more.

by Anonymousreply 7710/07/2020

If you're headed to Paris, tell Slocum, bonjour.

by Anonymousreply 7810/07/2020

Gurl, bye!

by Anonymousreply 7910/11/2020

Don't come back. Really.

by Anonymousreply 8010/11/2020

Can the rest of the racists please leave with him

by Anonymousreply 8110/11/2020

He's not going anywhere. Just creating a new account.

by Anonymousreply 8210/11/2020

This is how I envisioned Defacto:

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by Anonymousreply 8310/11/2020

I was picturing something more like this, r83.

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by Anonymousreply 8410/11/2020

[quote]Things I won’t miss . . . and you guys worshipping men who are not hot by any objective standard.

Says the loser who will miss the "amazing Chris Watts thread."

by Anonymousreply 8510/11/2020

[quote]I have to leave. Probably not permanently, but for at least a few months, and I won’t have access to the board while I’m gone.

And yet, it's back to bump one ancient thread after another.

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by Anonymousreply 8611/20/2020

Bye, Armie!

by Anonymousreply 8711/20/2020

Is he gone?

by Anonymousreply 8811/20/2020

Goodbye doesn't mean forever. - Eliiot

by Anonymousreply 8911/20/2020

Muriel needs to do her job.

by Anonymousreply 9011/20/2020

No, r88, OP is back and bumping threads from 2015 again.

by Anonymousreply 9111/20/2020

So, just like DJT, OP refuses to leave. Blechhhh.

by Anonymousreply 9211/21/2020

Too bad you didn’t stay gone, you useless piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Friday at 12:27 PM
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