Goodbye for now, DL.

Is this the loooooong good-bye?

"So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night I hate to go and leave this pretty sight"

Pootin' cut your funds?

Don't let the door hit where the good Lord split you!

Come on OP, where are you going?

They tried to make her go to rehab...

What are you charged with?

He raped his grandfather.

Hasta la vista OP, and may your shadow never be less.

Good luck with wherever you is going and whatever you doing

I didnt mind being called a slut seeing as its true and all

No Internet while in prison is rough, OP. Be sure to memorize the instructions for brewing pruno and crafting a shiv from a toothbrush in these last few moments of freedom.

Which prison are you going to, OP? Indecent exposure charges?

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, ya racist cunt.

On second thought, let it hit you....hard.

Don't worry, Mother- we'll get by...

Op, you DO realize that we're coming to take your stuff and divvy it up, right?

We'll miss revisiting all those 2015 threads courtesy of your bumping, OP!

OP, remember to butch it up and act super straight when you first arrive. It makes you more desirable when it comes to prison "raping".

the correct quote is "don't worry about me mother, I'll get by"

Ciao, Bello 👨🏼‍💻

Is this the aspie OP who couldn't tell if the cashier was flirting with him? Yes it is. OP, are you going to prison or just being institutionalized? Not for too long we hope. Good luck, OP! Hope you can read clues better while you're away.

Someone summing up DL without mention of Madonna, Cavil or Heughan was never here! So long sucker!

This isn't an airport. There's no need to announce your departure.

Goodbye, have fun in prison!

So long Gaga no one will miss you!

Siberia for your poor trolling?

And, YES! "Dropping the soap" is considered flirting in prison!

Log back on when you get to Moscow, Ghislaine!

Goodbye thorny rose

May you never grow in our hearts

Bye, Felicia.

On a related note, I want to change my nickname (the one that you sign your posts with) but can't seem to figure out if that's even possible. Do I need to delete my account and create a new one with a new nickname? I can't seem to find a way to delete my account either. Any help would be appreciated

We'll be looking forward to your essay about being a pass around prison bottom. Just make sure you have no grammatical errors.

Okay, bye Fat Whore OP.

Leave your stuff, we'll go through it later.

Attention-seeking, whore! Good riddance!

Enjoy your Extra Special Time away and continuing to post with a new account.

Is this that person who was in a newspaper article with his boyfriend? They were arrested...maybe they were from the UK?

Goodbye OP, I'm sure you'll make a very fine nun.

bye felicia!

I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?

Girl, your grease fire is waiting.

This sort of seems like someone staging their own funeral to see what people will say about them after they are gone.

I love it when kweens announce they're quitting the DL. I feel like I'm watching "Dynasty" for the first time.

Ummm, OP? When REAL aliens abduct, they don't give you a head's up. Just sayin'.

OP only leaving now because he know Trump going to lose or die!

You'll be back.

....

As with any type of social media, no one cares when another is "leaving". Just sign off or stop posting. It's not all that important, and certainly doesn't warrant such announcements.

N-O O-N-E C-A-R-E-S-!

[quote] I can’t remember....someone came on here asking for advice and a DLer did some sleuthing & found it was some guy who was here illegally & got caught committing a crime and a boyfriend was involved. Anyone remember that?

Yeah, some guy came here and tried to get us to contribute to a GFM to get his undocumented "fiancé" an immigration lawyer. As the story unfolded, it turned out OP and the fiancé were both homeless and fiancé was already married to someone else. Then somebody googled them and discovered they'd been arrested for stealing packages off doorsteps. I think Muriel eventually deleted the thread; who knows what happened to the two guys?

Defacto, please don't leave! You're one of the few sane ones on Datalounge.

R29, you may just want to email the webmaster from the page linked below.

From R48's link:

[quote] enter you email address

Oh, dear.

Thanks, R46. They were both illegals, right? The OP & his married fiancé?

Is OP moving to Los Angeles, or back to Ohio? You're not Joan Didion and no one cares why you're leaving.

Unless you have finally decided to fulfill your ambition to join the carnival as the world's fattest bearded ladyboy.

Rehab. I told you inserting cocaine into your anus before you go to the bath house would catch up with you!

How many times do I have to put this joker on ignore? It’s like dealing with running bamboo.

Breaking OP's story was a fun thread. He was going to go to medical school and then for Congress. DL sleuths prevail.

OP is heading to prison for stealing packages off porches.

Is he the Virginia gaming cagemeat?

... and you are ... ?

See ya on the road, maybe the next town up

Okay, Muriel. Can cinesnatch go next?

I'll miss you forever, anonymous person at OP!

Adios, Au revoir, Auf Wiedersehn ....

Baby, the whole “I’ve found God, going back to my Amish roots, and selling my sugar daddy’s Gucci purse collection” has already been done this month......

Perhaps you can find another, more distance in our minds storyline from the DL archives to generate interest in you???

Well at least you'll only be in the slammer for months and not years.

Video of OP leaving DL.

Take GermanGayGuy with you!

I wonder if Muriel cleansed DL of all Bump Bitch threads and references last night, and is cleansing us of Bump Bitch itself. At some point last night, my WW score was reduced by hundreds; same with my number of posts. I had called out Bump Bitch voraciously.

Won't you miss our Klan Grannie Troll?

I miss Umpy. Maybe I could "become" Umpy.

I liked how Grumpy would get banned and each time come back with one dropped letter. Didn’t he get down to “mpy”?

Moo

.....

Eloping with Douglas Murray?

So you're the 2015 obsessed, troll. R66? No one cared about it but you.

You can beat COVID OP! Who knows, maybe you're immune.

DeFacto has to "disappear" right at the moment all his right-wing talking points are proven false so he doesn't have to answer to anyone when the S. S. Trumptanic sinks.

You're a coward and a liar.

Is he finally getting his bottom surgery?

Except that that's not true, r73. I'm not even the most obsessed Bump Bitch hater. There are so many more.

If you're headed to Paris, tell Slocum, bonjour.

Gurl, bye!

Don't come back. Really.

Can the rest of the racists please leave with him

He's not going anywhere. Just creating a new account.

This is how I envisioned Defacto:

I was picturing something more like this, r83.

[quote]Things I won’t miss . . . and you guys worshipping men who are not hot by any objective standard.

Says the loser who will miss the "amazing Chris Watts thread."

[quote]I have to leave. Probably not permanently, but for at least a few months, and I won’t have access to the board while I’m gone.

And yet, it's back to bump one ancient thread after another.

Bye, Armie!

Is he gone?

Goodbye doesn't mean forever. - Eliiot

Muriel needs to do her job.

No, r88, OP is back and bumping threads from 2015 again.

So, just like DJT, OP refuses to leave. Blechhhh.

Too bad you didn’t stay gone, you useless piece of shit.