Armie Hammer equates gay love as "gay porn" in his latest social media gaffe

He's jerkin that cock as I type.

If he's gay and closeted he has deep rooted self loathing and internalized homophobia. If he's straight, can we really call him an ally and should he be representing gay men on screen?

R1 The thing is the Proud Boys hashtag that he's referring to is mostly about gay love.

He gets off on gay love, R3.

Also the fact he's always tweeting days late about something people already know about as if the general public look to him as a news source. So delusional.

Or maybe, he was looking at gay porn when he stumbled upon the #hashtag!!

Is he following any whore twinks on twitter ???

OMG, get off social media, Armie. For god's sake.

I initially had my doubts about his intelligence. And everytime he tweets, he confirms my worst suspicions.

Overly privileged tool.

R6 this is my guess.

Armie's cock is hard. He's a #ProudBoy

He reminds me of a lot of rich boys with learning disabilities who end up fucking nuts.

[quote]He reminds me of a lot of rich boys with learning disabilities who end up fucking nuts.

Hey! I resent that.

And besides, it didn't last.

Is he a WASP?

I can see Armie looking for new thrills in the world of gay porn.

I bet he gets hard watching a good hard fucking cumfest.

R13 I don't think this is a new interest

R10 I think you may be correct with the learning difficulties. Not severe enough to be treated but as a result of a very low IQ.

[quote] I don't think this is a new interest

Hot! I want Arnie to rawdogged a hot twink.

To have found any gay porn he must have been initially looking for it because there's not much on the proud boys hashtag. Unless of course he sees gay men and automatically thinks it's porn.

He was searching for daddy daughter porn, stumbled upon daddy watches daughter get fucked porn, and that lead to daddy fucks daughter's boyfriend porn.

Self loathing closeted fool

1. He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2. Having been brought up in a well-off WASPy environment, he perceives any public expression of affection as naughty.

3. But he's been around Hollywood long enough to be cool with whatever. And perhaps his own inclinations also are whatever.

Armie seems to equate any forms of intimacy as porn. He always views it as dirty. There’s also this:

Which bimbo is he allegedly fucking this week.

R21 what is primal (hunter)?

R21 The hallmark of a repressed and maybe sexually aggressive individual.

R24 Maybe???

Another weird exchange between him and Rob Delaney who liked his stupid Biden comment. They promise to do some gaybaiting or "goof" as they so unintelligently refer to it as.

R25 well can't be definitive with an opinion.

R23 Oh Lord

R28 lol awkward

I'm seeing that bruise on Jess' arse in a whole new light

How can someone be 99% Dominant and 28% Switch?

Do they fill in a questionnaire and gets scored or something?

It reads like Ted Bundy's psyche profile

R31 it really does. Armie always gave me that sociopath vibe. The tinder rumor just sounds so plausible.

R21 Oh come on, that is so obviously a catfish (or just faked by that Tumlbr user). Even Armie isn't dumb enough to have a username of AHammer1986.

Yes it's so plausible that he'd have a FetLife account called AHammer1986 with his face in the photo and also be catfishing people on Tinder. Come on

You can tell the straight women have arrived. Being into BDSM and kink do not make you a sociopath or a serial killer. The whole point of that site is to find partners that are also into it and willing to engage in it with you.

[quote]and also be catfishing people on Tinder

What's this about?

R36 A secondhand story someone posted on another site. The same poster then got caught out lying about other things and was banned from the site. Bullshit basically.

R35 nobody is talking about his alleged BDSM. I'm referring to his antisocial tweets, cluelessness and weirdness. But you're an Armie stan so continue with your misguided misogyny.

R37 This constant policing is so boring. Do you actually think it's productive and we don't continue believing what we want?

I think this is just the kind of thing armie hammer would do, he's just that dumb. I do wonder if he has secondary, less obvious account on fetlife.

R38 You were though, right there is R32.

R39 You don't realise just how much you exposed yourself there, do you? Believing what you want to believe. Not the actual truth, but what you wish was real.

R38 Actually plenty of people are talking about his BDSM (not alleged, he's always been pretty open about it) so you may want to read again. I thought you were previously explaining away his cluelessness and weird tweets as him being closeted, so which is it? Or have you realized how homophobic that line of thinking is?

And I'm not a stan of anyone, I just find the fraus attempts to turn anything sexual into there must be something wrong with him as hilarious. Especially when the same people dedicate half their posts to talking about Timothee Chalamet's supposed monster cock.

R40 You know I think he's closeted but won't put it past him to have experimented with all this. He's such a repressed outcast I can see him going into this lifestyle or being bisexual but only able to have this sort of relationship with women. And Yes, he is stupid enough to use his real name.

R42 you post like a fattie.

Some people here are lashing out because there's even more evidence that he's into women and women alone I see.

R45 The truly confusing thing about these idiots is if they want their perfect little bubble, they can have it on Tumblr. But instead they come here and then try and demand everyone agree with them.

R45 what does "woman and woman alone" even mean? Does him sleeping with women, mean he's exclusively doing so? Maybe it just means he likes dick up his ass but dominating women is fun too.

The guy clearly has a thing for schlong, asses and gay porn. This was on his mind when he tweeted.

R47 He literally lists his orientation as straight. If he wanted some guy to dominate him he could also advertise for that on FetLife.

The funny thing is, I personally would be willing to see him as a bisexual if there were any credible rumours... anything. All these people have is a feeling, no proof whatsoever (being bros with friends and co-stars is not it).

I can see Armie tweeting this with a cock in his ass. Was Delaney present?

R50 In fact, being so touchy feely and making sexual comments towards other men is basically the opposite of this repression they describe him as having.

They've taken the idea his mom is homophobic and run with it. But she doesn't accept his career, his personality, his desires. He doesn't need to be gay for her to be unaccepting and him to have mommy issues because of it.

Still not interesting...

So I looked at #proudboys and didn't see any porn. Only men kissing and holding hands. So, he was searching gayporn?

R54 Only in your fantasies.

R55 Go to the hashtag and see how much porn there is. I couldn't find any. He must have been looking for it.

R56 'He must have been' unless you were watching over his shoulder, you have no idea. Perhaps someone told him there was gay stuff under the hashtag and he just assumed it was porn. Plenty of plausible scenarios other than the one you've crafted in your head.

R52 What you have to keep in mind is none of these fraus ever stop to think about what the closet actually is like. To them it's just a deus ex machina that they use to wave away anything they don't like. He says something they don't like? He's just saying it to convince people he's straight. He does something they don't like? It's just a closeting thing. He dates someone they don't like? Bearding contract. He wears something they don't like? A gay person would never wear that, he's just trying to look straight.

None of them have ever stopped to think about what being in the closet would actually be like. If they ever did they might realise just how stupid they sound with most of the shit they come out with.

R56 Or he's one of those straight men who thinks gay men kissing is basically porn.

I very much doubt he was searching for gay porn but even if he was that doesn't even have to mean anything. Plenty of straight women are open about how much they watch lesbian porn and if there were less of a stigma around it, I bet the same could be said for straight men and gay porn. Sexuality is weird and people can get turned on by lots of different things, even if they're not scenarios they'd want to act out in real life themselves. Some people like to watch rough porn but wouldn't be interested in acting that out IRL.

Facts are facts, there are no rumors of Armie Hammer hooking up with men. Ever. At all. There is plenty of evidence that he desires sex with women.

Or he was searching for gay porn.

The fact people would dispute this as a possibility shows they’re doing damage control.

He seems very dumb.

R61 Why is it so important to you that he be closeted?

R61 No it means we're thinking rationally. If he was closeted and searching for gay porn he'd hardly tweet about it, would he?

If he's so bad, what's the obsession here with starting so many threads about him? Why give him the time of day?

R61 he's a dumbdumb. He probably saw a tweet and assumed it's porn.

R65 because he's a trainwreck, you can't look away lol

The amount of thread is ridiculous at this point. At least finish one before another is opened.

The fraus keep opening new threads in a vain effort to escape posters who don't agree with them.

His brand of stupidity is so unbelievable that every time he does something stupider it’s hard to look away. It’s entertaining in the baffling sense. Like wreckage.

So in this instance it’s either he’s a homophobic straight guy who thinks gay kissing is porn. Or he’s a homophobic closet case who was searching gay porn. Which is it?

R49 Or maybe he says he's straight when he's looking for female partners and has a more discrete profile if he is looking for men.

R72 yes but again,

in this instance it’s either he’s

1.a homophobic straight guy who thinks gay kissing is porn. Or 2. he’s a homophobic closet case who was searching gay porn.

Which is it?

Jfc, there is no evidence od anything gay with him. None. You make it sound like either options are equally probable, but they are not.

Also, i doubt he's homophobic, just dumb.

R73 You trying to force people to say he's homophobic is so pathetically transparent.

As R75 says, he's just dumb. And straight.

I don’t get him. Never have. But he seems less than bright, and that’s the nicest thing I can think to say about him after reading that Twitter thread.

R73 I don't think he's homophobic at all - just a bit frat boy with his language and behaviour

I'm not sure he's in the closet in any real sense either - The only reason we know about his female interests is because they get pushed out there to be noticed. Any male interests would likely just happen behind the scenes. The difference would be likely due to he career implications.

I have no strong view about the guy's sexuality one way or the other

R78 "frat boy" language? He never went to college he's a high school drop out who's closest friends are artists and in the film industry?

Honestly, this is just like i would start believing the rock is gay. Sure he's married, there is no rumours about it, but he has to fuck guys behind the scenes. Just because i want it to be true, it's not. Jfc all this because he made a gay movie and went on a press tour.

R79 Are you really that dense?

People forget Dana Brunetti and Kevin Spacey were some of his faves back.in the day.

R79 You know what I meant.

R79 some of his friends are artists, plenty are not.

Much...Ado...About...Nothing.

R81 What am I dense about now?

R79 nobody is pining for this fug to be gay.

Enough is enough. The 'closeted' troll is a straight woman. She runs a Chalamet fan Twitter (@chalametgerwig) and is a former Charmie. While Armie is clearly worthy of being criticized, she takes her obsession to new levels. She seems to have gotten angry when Armie didn't leave his wife for Chalamet and her anger has only been furthered by the fact that he hasn't spent years constantly fawning over him like he did during CMBYN promo. She is intensely paranoid that Armie is constantly plotting against him. She refuses to acknowledge the idea that they may still be friends that like each other and any interaction between them must have been plotted by publicists (while Charmies argue that their publicists are desperate to keep them apart, which is it!?) The way she talks about Chalamet borders on disturbing. While it's fine to thirst over him, she insists on making endless references to his penis size (and conversely, insists Armie must have a micropenis).

She can also be recognized as the most insane, annoying and overly defensive Chalamet stan on various forums including AwardsWorthy. She attacked the critic Guy Lodge when he dared to (correctly) predict a Chalamet Oscar snub for Beautiful Boy, in the attached tweet. When Lily-Rose Depp took a few days to speak out on Black Lives Matter, she said that clearly that was the reason that Chalamet dumped her, because he's so morally superior. Anyone that does anything less than slobber all over Chalamet is the devil to her. I've held back for weeks on calling her out but frankly, to join a forum for gay men and try to force them to believe a straight actor is closeted because he's weird/annoying/an asshole is homophobic bullshit and I have my limits. Armie may be a weird, annoying asshole, yes, but my word, at least he has a life outside of being unhealthily attached to an actor and unhealthily and endlessly aggressive to said actor's friend and former co-star.

R87 was for r80

And the essay writing commences

R88 LOLOLOLOL are you ok?

R82 everyone in hw knew those guys, means nothing.

If someone finds some gay porn on the hashtag please link it. I don't see any.

R86 Where to begin. But in this case, thinking describing someone talking like a frat boy can only apply to actual frat boys. And thinking that no-one within the film industry talks like a frat boy is a good place to start.

You know you're close to the truth when they attempt doxxing. LOLOLOLOL

That's not what doxxing is.

R86 I literally didn't do that.

Who is "they"?

R94 Sorry. The I didn't do that was for this douchebag

R95 truly psychotic

So he's either:

A homophobic twat who thinks men holding hands is porn. Even if it was a mistake it was a freudian slip. In this instance, he should give up ever representing the gay community in any way. He's not an advocate. If he uses "frat boy" language, ditto, he's not an advocate. If he isn't homophobic then he was searching for gay porn. This isn't rocket science, folks.

R95 They didn't reveal any private information about you as far as I can see, just the name of your public Twitter stan account.

So you're saying they're correct about all of that then?

R101 Who fucking cares?

R101 your stupidity amazes me.

If you come to DL to bitch about gay speculation, why are you here?

If you come to DL as a straight woman, why are you here?

The problem with protesting too much is people can see when you're bothered. The little hisssyfit dox attempt is someone seriously suffering from the idea that Armie Hammer might be a closet case who trawls the net for gay porn

R107 No I think if they were correct, they were right to call you out for homophobia. And you still haven't denied that any of it is true.

R106 who tf said anybody here in straight? Secondly, we're here to laugh at armie hammer, a human disaster.

Woah. The crazy one talking to herself.

I'm R81, and I asked R79 if she's really that dense. But she accidentally replied from her alt account at R86.

Check her post histories on those account. They've been replying and even arguing with each other. And by accidentally replying with the wrong one, she's proven she's controlling both of them. We're in genuinely crazy territory now.

R107 It's total madness. I'm pretty sure Armie knows his way around pornhub?

He's hardly going to be trawling Twitter for cock action is he?

R110 You really are a mentalist.

I'ma gay man who thinks Armie is bi.

I resoonded to the wrong R because it was in your post

He pings to high heaven. Although I think he's closeted because he's deeply homophobic I think in his instance he was getting off.

Wow guys I've really made it!

I've got my own stalker - going through my posting history indeed

[quote]I resoonded to the wrong R because it was in your post

So what post was your response meant to be in reply to?

Poor Armie needs to just come out.

I think the crazy one has only just realised people can view her post history. Would explain why earlier in the thread she was trying to pretend she never talked about Armie's BDSM fetishes, when she did.

Her post history is true insanity.

Armie's PR team must make a fortune off cleaning up his mess. They probably encourage him to tweet.

R119 Not sure they bother.

Nobody gives a shit about this guy except us losers.

The only times it's really kicked off were SA - and zero comments from him or his team and Kittengate - and that trended more because of the total cringe value

R120 no they're posting on all his threads. His Twitter account too. They make excuses for any stupid tweet. He hasn't clapped back lately because they're cleaning up for him.

R115 I posted the correct reply in the next post R99 referring to R94

Can we move on now?

R120 agree, and toe sucking video.

R123 Lol. How did I forget that one.

And who had to front up for that one? Liz!

For a dominant daddy Armie should does like to hide behind his (ex) wife's skirts when the shit hits the fan.

R123 There's not a heavy pr presence but the fact this little conversation resulted in a full blown meltdown should tell you they have presence here.

R122 Still makes no sense. Again:

[quote]I'm [R81], and I asked [R79] if she's really that dense. But she accidentally replied from her alt account at [R86].

So why did you reply at R86 to my post which wasn't even addressing you?

R125 Ah, there we go. Because you're SO important that his PR team are specifically following what you post. Sure.

All that work boosting his heterosexual profile and still the gay rumors.

R126 Ah I see your point. I misread it as referring to me rather than the person dissing me.

The gay rumors...which are limited to fringe bits of Twitter and Tumblr. The way some of you talk you'd think everyone thought he was gay.

R130 nobody quantified the rumors but they persist.

He does have a small but committed bunch of idiot stans on Twitter that run around carrying water for his dick.

They try to shut down every slight criticism and put out alternative stories.

It's PR of a kind I guess.

R131 Rumours do do that don't they though?

R130 again, there are no credible rumours. A group of psychos claiming he's closeted is a delusion, nothing more.

He really thought he was doing something with that tweet.

[quote]They try to shut down every slight criticism and put out alternative stories

My favourite one of this - showing just how batshit crazy they are - was them excusing the Saudi trip by pointing out that part of Dune was filmed Abu Dhabi, and because they're both Muslim nations they assumed it was the same thing.

R134 sorry, meant R128

R135 And that my friends is why I can never leave this man.

R134 the Charmies might be psycho but doesn't mean they're not sometimes right. They watch his every move very closely. They're probably the most observant fans he has. The divorce is an example. To the untrained eye the Hammers were happy, right up until the divorce. His sexuality is something they may be right about too.

R136 also, how they excuse leaving his children. It must be Liz's fault, it never because he's an idiot that's thinking about fucking around rather than being a father.

R139 Jesus Christ you could see that divorce coming on radar!!!

This tweet, at the very least, shows he has issues with homosexuality.

If he's bisexual (which I don't believe for a second) then he's into Chalamet and the like, the feminine looking, skinny little thing he could throw around. Not the big beefy men people here keep trying to link him to.

R139 are you kidding me.? I'm not a charmie and a saw it coming since at least last May. The divorce was obvious.

R141 you could see it but you're here too. One of the close observers.

I've followed Armie since early in his career and it surprized me when he got married. I always thought he was gay.

[quote]To the untrained eye the Hammers were happy, right up until the divorce

Hahaha, this attempt at retconning.

R143 How could you possibly know what kind of men he would be into IF he were gay?

R145 yeah, but that also means that the charmies were right only about the most obvious thing, they know nothing.

R148 I said bisexual. And it's pretty clear. He had zero chemistry with Henry Cavill on that promo tour.

R146 Really, you were a fan of him before The Social Network even premiered? He's been married since anyone knew who he was.

R150 A sample of one is statistically powerful lol.

And I seem to remember a bit of tenting going on...

R150 Which would actually make it more likely he's into Cavill. If he was closeted, he'd be extra-careful over his behaviour with someone he's attracted to, whereas he'd be more willing to engage in gaybaiting with someone he isn't attracted to, because then he doesn't have to worry about a secret coming out.

R152 He's a dom that wants a sex slave. Big and beefy doesn't fit the mould.

R153 But he has gaybaited with Cavill before on Instagram. That doesn't mean they had natural chemistry.

R154 Wow. Somebody hasn't seen much of boundgods

R154 he wants a princess during the day, slut at night.

R150 he had insane chemistry with Kristoffer Polaha, who is big and beefy.

Please, look how tiny Elizabeth forced herself to be during their marriage. It's clear the body type he's into.

R158 No one knows who that is.

He also was very close to Joe Manganiello.

R159 I don't even know where to begin with stupidity like that.

R158 do you people don't have friends? Truly asking, because being close with someone does not mean i'm fucking them most of the time.

Yes, because they were friends and most straight men have male friends. You think the man married to Sofia Vergara is interested in Armie, hilarious.

R160 Co starred in Billy:The Early Years . Watch this insane Chemistry.

R165 Are you being sarcastic?

Also, how I long for the days when Armie didn't have Twitter.

God, i hope a proof of his alleged affair with lily James comes out, this is exhausting.

R167 why are you exhausted?

If it's true and Lily is also into BDSM then why not stick with her? Good promo for their movie, she's likable and doesn't have a bad image etc.

R165 Polaha wasn't even involved in the film, he was just plus one at all the events for TSN. Tyler recently plugged his new book.

Speaking of plugging someone's book, has anyone noticed that Ashton Ramsey has become actual PR for Armie, plugging all his films. I swear he rotates with his brother and Nicki Wonder.

It's pretty common for people to promote the work of their friends and family you know.

Polaha is hot. I'd hide in the closet if he asked me to.

R165 from the video you can see the extreme social awkwardness. Armie is on another planet.

Maybe he's on the autistic spectrum.

Anyone else on here also on FetLife?

Just how high was he on Kimmel last night? He needs to fire that therapist pronto. They have done him no favors

Kimmel was not feeling him. And the spit?

God I can't watch it, just a few seconds and the cringe is too much. Why is he always so extra? It's like a caricature of someone on coke.

Textbook mania. He couldn't stop talking for fear Jimmy might ask a question? He spent more time hawking that hotel than his own film. It was too bizarre.

Makes me think he knows it's (or his performance in particular) a dud and he's not going to get anything out of it. Like when he checked out of CMBYN promo when he realised he wasn't getting an award.

Seems people have moved in to one of two threads - take your pick of this one..

...or this one

R165 "Watch this insane Chemistry"

Chemistry? There's no particular chemistry here. Just two actors making a public appearance.

1. Another locked thread, why. 2. Our resident druggie/mental case said his Broadway play will restart in '22. The question is, will he be unemployed until then? I vote yessssss.

Oh look! It’s Armie’s Saudi Arabian trip. They made a documentary. Maybe that’s why he thinks gay sex is gay porn!