Armie Hammer's new girlfriend - must be seen to be believed

She clearly died and came back as a blow up doll.

Sad.

Is she a girl girl or an newly enhanced and created girl?

I'm thinking about 85% actual girl, 15% post-recyclable material.

She’s a vapid ho.

Liz was annoying, but she was kinda sharp. This one looks empty.

Excuse me?

No Mask?

We are up to 200,000 deaths. What’s it going to take?

Armie asked me to keep my mask on 24/7, even in the shower!

He said he thought it was "cute"!

Sob.

Isn't that the guy who started out as the Real Life Ken Doll?

Courtney Vucekovich is her name, used to be a real estate agent apparently, now just another Instagram thot. Didn't think they were the same person tbh but look for old photos she's been tagged in on Facebook, her Insta is set to private.

This is sad, how is this an aspirational look?

Because it gets likes. And it gets thots flewed out.

Damn, Elizabeth may get Botox and things like that, but at least she still looks relatively like the same woman she was 10 years ago. These look like two completely different chicks.

I do not understand the lips. At all. I wouldn't be able to sit through any amount of time looking at a person talking with those repulsive fake caterpillar/slug things.

Well, I guess he's really straight then.

You probably don't like baby voice either.

[Quote] no gay man would be seen with that

Don't be so sure.

From the neck up, she's now a completely different person than in the OP's pic and this video. Multiple nose jobs and every kind of injectable there is, to the point of having very little real facial expression anymore. She seems super basic too, her IG is almost entirely made up of her and other identical thots hanging by the pool in luxe locales (who's paying?) But just Armie's type, based on his IG follows. She has teenage girl/porn star voice too, like Liz.

Reposting her appearance on that old TV show from the other thread:

WTF. Seriously, he is actually dating this thing???

Sodomising, probably.

Did she plump those pussylips too? I like something I can sink my fingers into and grab.

When Armie is done playing with her he just wets her lips and sticks her to the wall

I’ll admit it, am completely out of it where some of this is concerned, but what the hell is it that is being injected into faces? I know a few year ago it was something about botulism that paralyzed the nerves and made the face smooth, but I don’t think it’s the same thing anymore. Is this also a way to absorb drugs into your system, is this now people take drugs now?

Her lips remind me of an inflamed asshole! Gross.

OMG those lips, those lips. They are the stuff of a guys blow job dreams. They are perfectly positioned to give you the ultimate head and send you spinning off into an orgasmic nirvana.

The PVMH Parade continues.

Shouldn't that be PVMW (Plastic Vapid Media Whore)

He has the WORST fucking taste I've ever seen in an attractive straight guy. 13 years with that psycho she-male looking Liz, then rebounding with potato head Rumer, now this... thing.

Can he not call up that black model he met in Saudi Arabia?

Are you black?

I didn’t know much about her until the thread here, but that Guliana Rancic seems right up his alley. He should jump her bones pronto, or on second thought she might just shatter if he did that so I guess slide into her would be a better choice of words. And to those who says she’s already married, I bet you anything that she’d be up to it as a trade up into the Hollywood power structure. It’s just the desperate hungry for fame thing that would be right up her alley.

He should date Sky Ferreira.

Yeah. These women are just waiting by the phone for his call.

Train wrecks are so in right now.

Not only do I not understand the lips, I do not understand the butt implants.

I assume if you are willing to alter yourself this much, pay this much, mutilate yourself this much, you will pretty much do anything for the attention of a powerful, famous rich guy. Completely subvert your desires, needs and personality to his whims.

And that's Armie's issue- he's always been too entitled to be a successful celebrity. He doesn't understand that, at least publicly, a celebrity works for us. They show do what WE want, date who WE want them to date, act how WE want them to act. (Hence the closet).

[Quote] if you are willing to alter yourself this much, pay this much, mutilate yourself this much, you will pretty much do anything for the attention of a powerful, famous rich guy.

I think that's a big part of the appeal. A living sex doll. An object. No needs.

R35 He's all about control. Possession as love or some shit like that.

You only have to look at how he manhandles any co-stars he takes a shine to.

He grabs them and sticks his hand right under their armpit and pulls them in - there's no chance of escape.

Having a walking talking living doll seems like a dream come true.

Is there a Melania connection here? Consider the evidence.

[quote] a celebrity works for us

What?!

BWA HAA HAA HAAAAAAA

If I were his former wife and the mother of his children, I would be irate. No decent woman wants to be followed by a tramp. Its makes everyone look bad.

I mean, come on. Would YOU cast him for anything right now?

^ Dammit. Wrong thread.

I didn’t know he was a tranny chaser

R18’s question bears repeating. Who’s bankrolling this chick?

R25 I'm not so sure that lips injected to the hilt with chemicals are functional for much. Nerves and mouth muscles are surely impacted. Forget blow jobs, how does she even eat food without dribbling all over herself?

BEAST!

Is Armie Hammer just white trash and we didn't know it?

R46 Who didn't know it? Was it a birthday or his bachelor party which was a total redneck type thing with booze and guns and whatnot?

The booze and guns and whatnot were for his bachelor party, or so he said.

Where’s the Armie Hammer’s new boyfriend thread?

The middle aged and permanently single cunts on this thread will never get fucked because you're actually worried about an alleged hooker who gay Armie is not even dating! Lololol it's probably his cousin

I see she attended the Kardashian School of Beauty

R50 You seem to be lolololing a lot.

Is this your mania phase?

R49 he hides him in his closet.

R53 Surely he would be on a long term maintenance contract like all the others in your fantasy world?

For how much are they selling?

Fuck, wrong thread lol

Her Instagram’s public now, incidentally.

R57 How else can she share the video of the conception of the new Hammer heir?

Next step: sex tape... On second thought, are we sure there're not any videos of her on pornhub already?

R59 According to Enty it's Armie who is big on DIY erotica.

R60 porque no los dos?

R61 I'd rather see him in his prime, not the fat grunter he is now.

Sweaty moobs don't do it for me.

Tasteful friends: Armie Hammer selling house he bought for his family just last year

R62 Perhaps they could do a porn remake of Beauty and the Beast?

He's got the body hair for it

R57 Don't have an ig account so couldn't log in but was able to see a lot of the latest photos. Don't seem to be any with the man in them, but the bare-assed photo of her is interesting.

Hey Charmies, Stephane never followed Armie back. Lmao

R62 he is sweaty. That rbg message was a mess, not even a hot one. He looked like he stank.

Come thru lip fillers!

Talking of plastic surgery, has anyone seen this weird triptych of a young Armie?

It must be when they scanned his face for the Social Network - sans make up clearly.

First - lots of small facial moles. I've never seen those before?

Second - does the nose look different? The modern version is less nostril forward and has a more dropped septum?

Third - What the hell is that weird line all the way around his throat? Zoom in

He looks like he’s been a drinker for years and yes, he looks like he’s had work done. He had a Tummy tuck for cmbyn. You can see the abdominal scar. He also loves Botox.

R69 the craziest thing about his face is it’s completely unremarkable. He’s plain as anything.

What happens to a lip deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?

What if he’s kidnapped Desert Barbie and she gets 5 minutes each day to make public her account to send smoke signals. But we just haven’t caught on yet? I can see Armie going nuts now he’s been rejected for another superhero part. Lololol

She was so much prettier before. What a waste.

R73 There'll be smoke signals why she pegs him and forgets the lube.

Those lips are nasty. The injected lips always give away that they’re fake no matter how great the injector is. Naturally full lips are not shapeless and smooth like that.

Are we 100% sure it was born female?

R77 Him or her?

I thought he was dating the walking chin Rumer Willis

R78 good question. Either?

R79 I think she was only a mask wearing quarantine GF. After the mask came off it was bye-bye.

Armie haaaates Charmies. He wants them all suffering. That’s obvious. It’s been obvious for years how he’s taunted them and his outburst to Timmy stans was meant for Charmies. That “fan” had him DM his fans personally who he had the outburst about cops and he mentioned his hate for Charmies. I hope they’re going nuts with all this. Lol

R82 Armie hates all his fans.

They are pretty ghastly to be fair.

R83 lol what fans? In reality there are 500 people tops that have an interest in him right now. And i'm being generous.

R84 And he hates every single one of them.

GirlOntheTrain fuckers

[Quote] Armie hates all his fans.

Armie IS Britney Spears!

Just have to share some tea I read elsewhere: "Jessica posted then deleted a pic on her IG stories of a positive pregnancy test." Just what this shitshow needed: A pregnancy. BRING. IT. ON!

I told you there will be baby Hammers soon! I hope both jess and barbie get pregnant, that would be the ideal scenario.

He really wants to give all this money away I guess?

At this point it's clear he's lucky he was married to Liz for 10 years. She's controlling, but she probably saved his career (such as it is) until now. Without a nanny he'll implode in 6 months.

R89 He is dumb and messy. He has always been. This is the idiot who shilled for a regime who kills Gays, called a fan, cocksucker, pulled out of an LGgtq event, told his fans to fuck off numerous times, berated marvel stans and actors, accused Casey Affleck of sexual assault while apologizing for Nate Parker and Roman Polanski and the idiot who threw a hissyfit when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for a part he phoned in. Oops forgot the toe sucking video of his son who he sexualized and his daughter who’s art is often sexualized on talk shows. He’s always been this way. Why would his wife leaving him be anything less? Do his fans even know who they follow? Lol

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the pregnancy is true and Armie uses this to further humiliate Liz. It’s obvious that even though he fell out of love with her a while ago, he was never going to have the balls to end the marriage. Now that the ex-wife has proven she has some dignity and dumped him, he’s vindictive as fuck. This is why he refuses to see his kids. He wants to make Elizabeth suffer. This pregnancy (if true) would make her suffer even more. The man is deranged.

R92 You can be sure the Hammers senior will spread that pain right back to him.

R92 if that is true then he is an evil SOB, not just an idiot. But, I’m starting to realize he is probably the one responsible for most of the Timothee is a bastard blinds by the way he’s using gossip. Liz and Timothee continued to like each other’s stuff on social media over the years but Armie only did so recently when bullied. I always thought it was Liz standing in the way of their friendship but maybe it was Armie all along, jealous of Timothee. Liz was also not with him in Saudi Arabia.

I also recall a blind about an actor who divorced their partner because they didn’t support BLM which came the day after the Hammer’s divorce announcement and thought Armie put that shit out there to scapegoat Liz.

That blind was bs because Liz has made posts/stories supporting BLM. I know she’s a republican, but on this particular issue, she’s at least posted support of the movement. Just a few days ago she had a pic of Breonna Taylor in her stories.

R96 it wasn’t that. It was saying someone divorced their partner bc they were pro BLM and everyone thought it was Armie bc at the time he was tweeting like a maniac. This happened the day after their divorce announcement. Armie obviously was behind it. That’s how I knew he used blinds maliciously.

R96 oh, sorry. Yes r96, it is BS.

It's hard to see what she really looks like currently, as almost all her photos are facetuned within an inch of their lives. Here's a a pic before the lips, she's the girl on the left:

Say what you will, but I bet the Hammer jizz is quite potent. He seems like the type that despite multiple blockades his little swimmer are cut throat and get that egg!

Remember when Liz told Tyler to cut it out feeding the Charmies, that was right before the divorce. Her aunt or relative also defended her on Armie's ig. Liz had enough of this moron.

What kind of a person posts her pregnancy results on social media when the question of who the father might be is very much up in the air? How can it be anything other than a desperate grab for attention? Poor fetus.

If it's true, an unintended pregnancy would feel like a natural turn of events in the ongoing Hammer shitshow.

But if Armie has knocked up Jessica, his life is going to become a living hell. She has a whiff of the bunny boiler about her, and seems to thrive on being a woman scorned. He's already got one of those, as well as two kids he doesn't have time for.

Will Archie knock up Pearl next?

[quote]when he wasn’t nominated for an Oscar for a part he phoned in

That's understating it. Luca had to show him videos of scenes in other movies to show him how to act for scenes in CMBYN. That's not even acting, it's just mimicry.

Timothee's best acting role surely was pretending to respect and be impressed by Armie during the promo tour.

And all the non-acting stuff, the schmoozing, the manicured social media, etc - it's now clear all that was Liz.

I think Liz started planning the divorce when he posted that toe sucking video. She wasn't impressed and threw him under the bus for that perverted hashtag.

Those drug or alcohol fueled blm rants must have sealed the deal. He really went nuts. All that performance and didn't attend even one protest. Just road tripping with his ho.

Oh and even more staggering thing about the Luca showing him videos bit - is that it's Armie himself who made that public! Any other actor would want to keep that secret, but Armie is so dumb he just blithely shares the fact he's unable to do his job with The Guardian.

^^ i should not have called her a ho. that was wrong to degrade this woman. She's probably completely clueless what she's up against.

R106 he didn't understand the significance. Just retelling the story all big and dumb. Like he retold that rehearsal story a million times not aware that fans had already heard it. Yes, Timothee should have gotten the Oscar for pretending to stand him even for a second.

I would like to see Armie do a movie or limited run show playing Chris Watts.

Wait a minute. I thought Armie went on like one lunch date with Jess the writer. Did they fuck in the alley between courses?

Whatever he’s paying Laura Wasser, it’s not enough.

[quote]Wait a minute. I thought Armie went on like one lunch date with Jess the writer.

Do people really believe that was their one and only date? Seems unlikely. Your basic just divorced frau like her isn't going to let a man get that handsy on a first date. He'd been there before.

In her stories she's got a video of herself listening to the Call Me By Your Name audio book, swooning over his voice.

By the way, who made the idiotic decision to have Hammer do the audiobook when the whole thing has Elio has the narrator?

He must be drinking heavily.

R113 Silly man. Oliver is Elio.

R99 The blond girl in that photo is Natalie Buffett, currently dating Dallas Cowboys QB Dak Prescott. No doubt a thirsty gold digger like her friend Courtney.

R113 Armie was the biggest name so they let him do it. Stupid people. Timothee also has a much sexier voice.

Apparently some people wrote to the LG centre in LA and asked that Armie be excluded from the event because of his affiliations with Saudi Arabia.

R118 This doesn't prove that that is why he didn't attend though?

I honestly hope it is.

She was cute as hell. Now she looks like a Kardashian.

R120 He was cute as hell once. Now he looks like a KarCrash-ian

I realize I don’t have the first idea of what men find appealing when they fuck a woman, but for the life of me I can’t envision the appeal of manhandling boobs and an ass full of silicone or kissing a pair of inflated porno lips.

She was adorable with her OG face and hair. Now she looks like an Instagram Hooker. The kind that Saudis pay for the evening by taking them shopping on Rodeo the following day.

And after all that shopping, none of them come out looking like Julia Roberts, in Pretty Woman.

I understand some fillers after 50, & some Botox, too. But this isn’t something that is necessary until LATER in life. And even then, carrying an extra 7-10 lbs will usually be enough to fill out one’s face. I hate the way fillers look on me, so yeah- I eat an extra sandwich every now and then, in order to keep my face full.

Always save the face instead of the ass. However, selling your ass to fill your face is highly unadvised. Our culture is currently so fucked up. I miss walking around big cities and seeing naturally beautiful girls & boys.

R121 my sides. LOLOLOLOL. The posting king.

Let's face it. If Armie was heterosexual this would be the perfect woman for him. Shallow and plastic. She's like the female equivalent of him. How this idiot has fans, is a total mystery. Plus the fact he apparently has a little cock,what is the fucking point of him?

R125 And what's the point of fucking him?

R122 they aren't called DSLs for nothing

He really is unattractive now. He's going the way of his dad who looks like a walking melanoma.

R122 And Armie likes it rough.

I can just see this pair on Botched trying to explain why one of her arse cheeks has exploded.

Perhaps he could get a schlong extension whilst he's there.

R129 Make it schlonger!

Well, for this girl it’s obviously notoriety and money. It’s obviously not love. These type of chicks have a lot of self loathing going on when they’re alone. They inspect every single inch of their faces, and wear tons of makeup and hair extensions to look like someone who isn’t them. They love the feeling of falling in love, and they love getting smacked around, because they crave constant DRAMA.

As a matter of fact, they’re usually blown away if they meet women who are average looking, yet aren’t into the whole plastic look, in order be be sexier.

They only value CASH. These chicks can’t even bother to dress in a presentable manner, and care nothing about dressing for the occasion.

They wear the smallest and tiniest and tightest work out outfits ever, because they believe it makes them look hot and young. They’re excruciatingly insecure, & all they want is more cash to go to their doctor next week and fix a new imperfection.

I hung out with someone like this. She was a lot of fun, but she was totally nuts, very disloyal, and wanted to fuck anyone and everyone I was interested in. And she did, by the way. She did me a huge favor by doing so. For that, I’m grateful, and I think of her often and hope she’s OKAY.

No hard feelings, but lesson learned. I was lonely and needed a friend. I’m sure Armie is going through that right now. He’d hang out with anything from a squirrel, to a beached whale right now.

Cut the guy a lil’ slack. And the girl lost her way because her parents never showed her a different path. This kind of shit starts at home. You realize this when you meet their parents- trust.

Oh, honey.

Here’s Court, attending some function that called for a tad longer of a hemline, over her snakeskin boots.

Is this girl Russian? No way do American women wear that outfit anywhere unless they’re “on the job”.

She was cute in a real girl sort of way in her original state, not a great beauty. But she was put together and at least looked human. She looks like a sex doll now. The thing is, straight guys have so saturated themselves with porn that her current look is now their ideal, no matter how fucking weird it is to look so blank.

R131, not to discount your experiences, and I'm sure you're onto something when it comes to the self-loathing within someone like Barbie. But the idea that poor woebegone Armie is so desperate for human connection he's willing to accept even an Instaho's company is ludicrous. He's chosen Barbie BECAUSE she's an Instaho, because after splitting with his wife he wants to fuck a hot chick like a rutting stag. He's wealthy, famous, handsome and well-connected--he has his choice of whatever kind of company he wants to keep, and this is what he chose. It's about DICK.

[quote]they aren't called DSLs for nothing

Not if you can’t even close them.

So, he's living in Stepford now?

Armie selling his children's family home is fucked up. I think he cheated on Liz many times because at heart he's a closet case. He resented the hell out of her but he wasn't rushing to divorce her. From the looks of events Liz sprung the divorce on him last minute. Barbie is a rebound, the games they are playing a fuck you to the ex who seemed to serve the divorce papers at the airport after getting him to pose for her visor business. He's just being a bitter ex, trying to rub her face in it. He needs to find a boyfriend and get out of the closet now his mommy figure has giving him walking papers.

He's not gay, he's stupid, unemployed and a joke. That's it.

R134, OL, you’re most probably correct, but here’s what I don’t get... if he wants to fuck a hot chick, this girl isn’t it.

Let’s be honest here. No disrespect to this girl, but this isn’t hot. This is bordering on silicone doll from China.

Armie has said before that he’s opposed to using the pneumatic tire air fillers because they’re bad for the environment, so it’s just natural that he’d find a girl like this useful to have around.

Armie Hammer televise your vasectomy challenge.

R139 if you believe he's a gay closet case then she makes perfect sense. Only someone who needs her as a beard would go there.

R142 but honestly is a failed actor with mental health issues, fading looks and soon to be money problems, a catch? Armie is lucky to have her.

Oh please...lucky to have her? A guy with Armie’s money could do a hell of a lot better than this.

I know their relationship isn’t built on scintillating conversation, but talking to her must be like talking to a pane of glass.

Maybe she has a magical pussy?

R145 I thought he preferred the tradesman's ?

R145, when one has a magic pussy, none of these enhancements are necessary.

Ever seen the hottest guy in the room, married to the average to even, unattractive gall? Gay men and straight ones alike, scratch their heads in bewilderment. And women do too, unless the woman observing this mysterious pairing knows...

Having a magic pussy will get you the hot guys. Even if you’re ugly, you can get a hot AF husband with one.

We’ve all seen it. The magic pissy is a thing. A very powerful thing for straight men.

[quote]The magic pissy is a thing.

Indeed.

Quack quack

[quote]if he wants to fuck a hot chick, this girl isn’t it.

To you and me, maybe. But by basic straight dude metrics? Yes, the silicone woman at the link is a hot chick. She's a blonde with big boobs and blow job lips who wears thongs at every opportunity. Men pay to fap to women like her. She's not there for sparkling repartee, she's there to look like a porn star and be accommodating in all ways, without baggage like kids or a job that needs attending to. A straight dude wouldn't give a single thought to why a woman would do shit like this to herself. Armie doesn't seem bothered in the least.

Lol at her 'no make-up pic'. So natural, not a blemish to see!

So is everyone just forgetting about the Russian? He isn't a guy with particularly high standards.

The Charmie nutter rmk was on the attack yesterday as usual when Charmie doesn't materialize. Her target is anyone who criticizes her perfect Armie and of course Timothee, who she thinks is satan.

R153 I saw someone make a comment that no-one should be wishing harm on the children and she started posting how people shouldn't be trying to censor others and they could say anything they want. She truly is a vile bitch.

Oh and she's still insisting the DMs with the Russian girl were fake, but also saying there's nothing bad in them. If they're fake, why feel the need to add that? And why did Charmies keep them a secret for months? None of them can explain the photo he sent her, of course.

It's fun that more and more posters there are standing up to her and openly disagreeing. I wonder what set that off.

By the way - funny the amount of posters over there who claim to not read DL that often and yet are constantly posting stuff from here on there within hours of it being posted here.

Almost the same as the way they claim not to follow or be interested in the women Armie's involved with, and yet are reposting their social media posts within minutes of them being posted.

Monastic Desert Ken doll is back.

Poor Ashton.

R155 there are insane Charmies but some are just manipulators who are either writers who want to keep their audience or crackpot like rmk who on some level know it's all bullshit. Rmk is actually scary in the way she tries to incite hate on Timothee. The other day she was even encouraging people to invade his privacy during a pandemic. She hates him because deep down she knows he's not with Armie. They have to keep an eye on the information sources, this forum being one of them, so they can form counter arguments. What's sad is some of the normal Charmie women seem like they have some amount of critical thinking but they're determined not to have been wrong that they press ahead and allow themselves to be bullied by the rmks. None of this would matter if they kept all this ridiculousness to themselves but of course they're too toxic to do that.

The name of the game now is to find random clues. Too bad the boys can't be on the same continent. That would atleast make it possible. Lol.

His latest ig story is his buddy Ashton. Looks like they just had a makeout session. His shirt is inside out with a few suspicious cum looking stains on it. Lol

Barbie will be present again in two weeks tops, i guarantee it.

R159 The old 'pull out and come on the tits' routine.

Should have tried that with Jess....

R159 Don't you mean his buddy Ashton, Ashton, Ashton, Ashton ?

So good he named him twice

Twice

He's not above using Ashton as a cover for his bullshit.

R164 Ashton works with/for him on that rentals business

R153 No one but you gives a shit what some idiot stans on that site are saying.

Lol @ Liz continuing to throw Armie shade in her IG post for National Daughters Day. "Hops, you're my favorite girl and the person with whom I want to spend every day and night." UNLIKE YOUR FATHER WHO DITCHED YOU TO GO BANG WHORES is the less than subtle undertone.

R166 Armie doesn't care.

Dominant Daddy has his own Little Girl now.

R167 the sad thing is, your comment is most likely the truest. Until his dick is being sucked, he's happy.

We need to make banging whores more socially acceptable.

r122, there are a ton of gay guys with pec and ass implants. And I've seen my share of inflated lips, fillers, botox and hair plugs here in West Hollywood.

R153 R154 she's a fucking cunt. Runs tapatalk with an iron fist. Why don't they kick her off like they do anyone who dares say anything she doesn't agree with?

R168 "Until his dick is being sucked, he's happy."

SAY WHAT???

Armie has become for me like a bad car accident or a big fire. It's gross or terrible but I can't stop myself from looking.

Is there effective therapy for this kind of thing?

I feel almost sick.

Bet she sucks a mean toe.

I guess it's Rumer's week to shine...

and I'll call you sir

Bruce must be so proud

Has barbie deleted her IG lmao??

R176 I heard Rumer he's refocused

Lol, you know Bruce is fuming.

She needs “Kim Lips” to keep her man

R173 Castration?

That’s just like Bruce R178. He never wants to see a young person taken advantage of.

I know Enty is usually seen as full of shit, but give him credit: he's the one who called Rumer's connection to Armie as BDSM-related. She couldn't have been more pointed with that "and I'll call you sir" caption. If this was her thing before Armie, great, but if she's doing it for him I feel sorry for her. It seems like a desperate ploy for attention either way.

Meanwhile, Barbie's Insta deletion: is it a tantrum or another round of cleanup? Has anybody checked on Jessica? And will Liz and the kids come home when the Cayman Islands reopen next month, throwing a wrench in Hammer Fuckfest 2020? Stay tuned!

These Armie threads have won me over. They’re sick and full of obsessives and bitchy comments and they’re plentiful (unlike the Sussex ones which keep getting buried). So fun to read!

R176 Oh, she’s back. Instaho gonna Instaho.

She has landed...don't worry, she'll be on his dick in a minute.

Aaaaaand she has feelings about other people's opinions about her haha

R171 because they're all Charmies and she is their leader. They fled here because we made them doubt Charmie. They don't like to hear truth.

R187 that's a fact. Someone dared to suggest the Kid Cudi post *might* have been personal and they lost their shit

She probably hated her very thin upper lip and overcompensated with the injections. Eyes look the same. thats all.

Rumer is a beard. They all are. This was timed with a photoshoot to launch her career. Now she's making CMBYN references. Charmies think the bearding is to cover for Charmie but it was to launch Armie this year. He had 4 movies coming out. He wanted to land Hawkman. Had the GQ Heroes ecent in London and a Broadway play. This was overkill. He wanted to be famous this year. The plan.was to launch him as a slightly deviant Christian Grey type. This was all undermined when Covid hit. LMAO even if you think he's really woth her or with Timothee, he is desperate if he's making CMBYN references. They're trying to get the fandom attention. Why do that if you are already part of it? Because he thinks more of the CMBYN attention is due to him than he got when CMBYN was popular. He thinks they'll like him more without the wife and with an edgier image. What a deluded loser.

Rumer's photos are backfiring. She doesn't look good just ridiculous. Feminists are calling her out. Wonder what Barbie and the writer have up their sleeves.

Armie's biggest problem is he pings to high heaven. He also looks less manly next to these trans looking chicks.

R191 If she hadn’t been connected to Armie she’d be lauded for exploring a new side of her sexuality. However, most women think she’s doing this to please this clown.

Looks like she had the anus of a Shetland pony grafted onto her mouth.

R191 Feminists or Charmies cos those bitches are the biggest misogynists on the planet.

R190 that's the thing. Covid DID happen so none of this adds up. You don't go full steam on a sham that leads nowhere. C is the real gf. He probably taught Rumer a thing or two and made the mistake a lot of men make by fucking a crazy like J. She was too messed up and transferred all that shit over to Armz. Not gonna lie that I'm hoping she does end up the duff. Really stick to his ass. Everyone wanting to make excuses- He's gay and shammming, he's with Chalamet and hiding it- when he is nothing more than a Joe Millionaire douche

R195 no cap

[quote]However, most women think she’s doing this to please this clown.

That she immediately told everyone her pics had nothing to do with a man, confirms she did them for a man. She doth protest too much.

I still find it hard to believe Armie is fucking her but if he is it's because she's willing to be the bottom bitch, in every way. The one who'll put up with any kind of treatment without an argument. Have no doubt that Armie is the fact that he's out of her league over her head. Former substance abuser from dysfunctional parents who's channeled her issues into BDSM = emotional wreck. Very useful to Dom Daddy Armie.

Barbie's stories indicate she's in NY now, not with Armie. Will this be Rumer week in the desert?

^HOLDING the fact that he's out of her league over her head, I mean.

^HOLDING the fact that he's out of her league over her head, I mean.

R200 Mind fucking is probably his speciality.

He's not really equipped for much else

R194 wins the thread

R196 here's the thing, none of this can be done on the fly, it needs preparation. Months in advance. Publishers need to know what is in their publications at least a little notice. Beards need to prepare scenarios and schedules need to be aligned. It's hard to cancel once the wheels are in motion. This is probably the reason he was so desperate to get off the island. So Rumer wanted her debut and didn't care that Covid happened. He did have a few things cancelled though like the pap pictures for Barbie, he won't be able to show these women off at any festivals, he also isn't being showcase at GQ heroes event. It's PR but not for Timothee. For his renaissance which he hoped would take place this year.

R203 I'm also aware all of this took place in a timely fashion after he was scheduled to be finished his Broadway play.

She probably has to go to the vet once a week to have the glands in her lips squeezed.

SHE HAS A MOUTH LIKE A DOG'S ASSHOLE PEOPLE!

r203 But then why would he wait for Liz to be the one to file for divorce first, and after the 10 year mark. If he had planned to reintroduce himself as some lothario, it would have served him well to file for divorce first, and before the 10 year mark for monetary reasons. Now this harem tour he's on just makes him look like he's salty at the ex-wife for dumping him, and is trying to get back at her.

That gq interview...jfc, grow up! How childish and entitled can he be, he can't even hide it ffs.

Post a link asshole

This all’s getting confusing, I’m going to need a time line like the one they did when Richard Madden and Brandon Flynn were together. Can one of y’all in the know get busy on that please?

R206 if you're of the belief that Liz is a beard, it makes perfect sense. Look at what we know. Liz is currently still very close to both his parents and both submitted a joint statement which suggested cohesion. We also know that before the divorce there was rambling and speculation it would happen at the 10 year mark. 10 year contract makes more sense particularly as there was no pre nup. Promise that it will end and at her best interest. We also know they quarantined together and showed happiness (fake or not, they worked together)and joint publicity and support. We also know that his team specifically clarified that his relationship with Rumer and the writer were casual and they made it clear he and Liz were still getting along. We also know that all the other details are fan based and gossip based to fill in the gaps

But there is a dispute happening in regard to the date of separation. Elizabeth says July, while Armie says January. So the theory of a 10 year bearding contract doesn’t add up.

Because I think the purpose of this is to revive his image as a viral, naughty, womanizer. As opposed to a father which unfortunately became a father with dubious sexuality. Someone on another board said he got a better role than Hawkman. Maybe that's true. Maybe this is to launch that. Introduction of the 3 women to me is just shopping around for the right beard and testing the waters. Maybe Rumer won.

Here’s part 1 of interview.

Part 2

Part 3

R215 I'm sure he's not optimistic about Biden when he posts tweets trying to undermine his campaign. Idiot.

GQ Cover

GQ interview Armie

He doesn't look bad

R212 Wait did you mean to call him a viral womanizer or was that supposed to be virile?

R219 Are we supposed to surmise that he IS the puppy and just needs a hug?

About the Caymans:

[quote]Yeah, we got stuck down there during quarantine

Umm, you didn't get stuck, you went there.

Him whining about people not following lockdown rules when he drove across America and then has been photographed going out unnecessarily, including a non-urgent visit to elderly grandparents...

Also, holy shit, he only talked about how tough lockdown was on himself. No mention of his family, his kids, just him. And now his fucking saviour act because he got therapy.

On divorce:

[quote]Elizabeth and I are two adults making this decision and the priority is how do we do it in a way that affects our children the least?

And Armie's answer to that was to leave them for months, in the middle of a pandemic, so he could go play at being a builder and hang out with random women.

He really is his worst enemy.

Weird, here he has a pornstache

Are we sure this isn’t all some act of guerrilla style film making during the pandemic, which is already being simultaneously virally marketed to us?

So he does have a cover after all then? They're doing multiple covers? Or is this a Tumblr manip?

I liked the bit where he said he was in the desert and not socialising.

With 3 girlfriends.

No, that's the alternative cover. He looks good

R225 Shouldn’t that read “Soul Stealer, Scene Seeker. Leading Man?” And has there been any talk that he might actually be the antichrist? I’ve always imagine he’s come back in a pretty package just like this rather than being obvious?

Scene stealer. Leading man...

Cry-baby, bullshit-artist, whore

R221, with his legs open in that position is more like "I'm ready"

Expressive

R231 He always does that. I saw an entire article about how people should stop treating him as a sex object(lol) and then he takes a photo looking straight up his hole.

The more this guy talks the less I like him.

I used to REALLY like him but he kept talking.

Holy shit, that interview isn't doing him any favors. Entitled, hypocritical douchebag, table for one. He's just flat out lying in some parts of it. And "I have no faith in politicians" yet he's urging people on twitter to volunteer for the election? Why doesn't HE volunteer? He's not working and not currently parenting. He's got plenty of free time.

Except for the cover, the pictures suck too.

He's a self righteous prick. Thinks he's more enlightened because he's inherited money. Dope should learn to shut up. Or how about get out and do something like protesting, instead of playing golf and tweeting.

Who gets the art collection and what’s in it?

Why did he feel the need to mention his daughter is the only white girl in her class?

R238 He's color conscious, like all racists. She's also the only child residing at a luxury resort, no doubt.

Look, the dude was obviously having a breakdown and it’s good that he got help. But some of his comments are just indefensible. Why is he so bad at this?

I get the impression that this is the first time in his adult life that Armie has had to follow the rules like the rest of us plebs.

No wonder he cracked up.

It's really a terrible interview. Spoiled little rich boy playing revolutionary. He probably won't bother to vote for Biden.

Also his publicist Evelyn Karamanos is just a rotten, piece of shit publicist. She seems to want to set him up for failure? I don't know. Everything you read about him makes me more disgusted with him.

R243 ALWAYS blame the women in his life.

He does!

R243, take it easy.

Why are you so invested?

It's him, he's the douche at Best, narcissist at worst. Congrats to Liz, she's free (almost). And thus is awful but a little bit true: the kids are almost better off without him such as he is.

r243 Evelyn is a publicist for other celebrities (Kiefer Sunderland, Amanda Seyfried), and they are ok. I think she may be the only publicist that lets Armie runs rampant (against her advice). I remember in the interview where he bitched about critics of the Lone Ranger, he said his publicist didn't him want him to complain (and she was even on the side shaking her head no) but he did anyway. Perhaps he had other publicists in the past, but they quit or were fired because they wouldn't let him do whatever he wants.

R243 maybe she secretly hates him. He loves playing victim. This read very much like the Hollywood reporter expose where he mourned his missed Oscar opportunity.

R243 she didn't tell him to say all that BULLSHIT. Let the MAN take responsibility for his own fucking words and actions. Jfc. He is a grown ass man. Evelyn works for HIM not the other way around. He does what he wants. Wake the fuck up!

R219 he smirks a lot. This is one of the things I like least about him. Shows immodesty and bitterness. And isn't that Courtney's dog, Charmies?

Doesn't his family own British GQ?

R245 Why? Youthful exuberance, gin, lack of breeding who knows?

Oh no wait. It's because every time Armie makes a bad decision it is instantly someone else's fault.

The person who is responsible for what comes out of his cake hole is him. Full stop.

If he has no confidence in his PR, agent or whoever he can change them..

As people have pointed out if barely matters who they are as he is a genius and knows best.

[quote]that Armie has had to follow the rules like the rest of us plebs.

And yet he didn't.

[quote]Let the MAN take responsibility for his own fucking words and actions

That'd be a genuinely new experience for Armie and his fans.

Blowfish lips are still a thing?

I’m so confused, do we like him or not?

It's complicated, R255.

r255 I don't anymore, but I'm just watching this as you would a train wreck.

Data Lounge is obsessed with Armie Hammer!

R258 All 4 of us

R255 I'd say 9 out of 10 people who post here so don't like him but post here because he's part of the CMBYN fandom and it's like watching a car crash.

Armie should have attended and completed university, as have many HW actors. He still could have finished in time to do Social Network.

If his acting career really tanks what the hell is he going to do to support his ex-wife(ves) and kids?

R261 He's selling their childhood home.

It seems like the CMBYN fandom is so popular, they should hold conventions like Teen Wolf. I’m sure Mafalda could use the work and exposure.

R258 How many active Armie threads are there right now?

R263 there are really like 4 or 5 people though

R263 So could Armie

R264 just this one. We one new ones when we get locked out of the current one. Believe me. He's irrelevant as hell. I started 2 threads.

R240 "Look, the dude was obviously having a breakdown and it’s good that he got help."

Earlier on in this drama I kind of felt bad for him but the constant stream of s**t has killed those sentiments.

R234 "The more this guy talks the less I like him...I used to REALLY like him but he kept talking."

I really only liked the guy for his looks and didn't really know much about him, but all of this feels like a genuine letdown. I know that's lame, but it's rough watching a guy like him crash and burn. Must admit that personal speculation about his sexuality kept me interested.

R268 He's been having a breakdown ever since the track-suit era.

It is good that he's finally realised that has got some help.

That said I wish he would take a break from sm and opening his cake-hole in general.

It never pays dividends for him or for us.

Now Jessica has deleted her IG...what the fuck is going on with these people? They're all tweens.

I promise you Armie's therapist has told him fucking around with these women is not helping his mental health. They're all bringing drama, not alleviating it.

Still no sign of a bulge anywhere in that photoshoot

I've been out with some guys his height and taller (Thanks Netherlands!)

You could see their junk from space - what happened?

And Desert Barbie went back to private.

Armie literally had NO-ONE he could speak to about his struggles/issues on the prison island.

Which is odd as he supposedly has had a soul-mate for 3+ years and they are in constant communication and speak about everything.

RIP Charmies!

[quote]Data Lounge is obsessed with Armie Hammer!

WHY?

I don't know why people are obsessed with him. He's good looking, but he's a conceited, selfish, spoiled creep. Oh, and he's not too smart either. Perhaps due to his dullness, he isn't a threat to those who like him, or, they have low standards.

R276. I think it’s because of his family.

^^ I mean his parents, not his ex-wife and kids.

Christ sake, few people are obsessed with him, we just like watching a car crash and mocking him. The ones claiming an obsession are his fangirls, trying to shame people into silence so they can try and turn these threads into Tumblr.

R279 "Christ sake, few people are obsessed with him, we just like watching a car crash and mocking him. "

This says a lot about you.

R280 Cry about it

For me it's that he's simply the weirdest man I've (n)ever met

What is so bad about the real Armie that he lies constantly and about everything?

I've followed this guy for maybe 2 years and I'm less convinced I know anything about him than ever.

He fascinates me

R272 right. I dated a guy 6'6. The biggest cock I've ever seen. Maybe that's why he's so messed up. Must be shitty to have a disproportionately small cock. It's not like he doesn't have his legs gaping most of the time and tends to wear super tight pants. I thought maybe he liked to tuck but come on

R280 being sanctimonious while posting on a gossip forum, says a lot about you.

R281 He does lie. Outright and indirectly too. Thinking about how he sat there on that radio show days before his divorce praising the wife he blames now for causing him near mental breakdown. But look at his friends. All super weird people. That Tyler looks like he's buried a few bodies in the desert.

Enty's trying to catch up looks like

R264 "How many active Armie threads are there right now?"

From search I count at least 4; this one, and "Armie Hammer back moping in the desert because he lost another superhero part,Hawkman" "RE: Tasteful friends: Armie Hammer selling house he bought for his family just last year" "Rumer Willis Hangs Out With Armie Hammer For One Afternoon, And....."

R286 the sad part for Armie is that none of this gossip ever translates into him gaining in popularity or people showing any interest in his work. I would never pay for anything that he made. His involvement cheapens anything he's in.

R287 "His involvement cheapens anything he's in."

Wow! That's strong stuff.

She was actually pretty before. Disgusting now. Can they feel their mouths at all or is it numb?

Two things: he's even more irrelevant than i thought. Not even a slight interest in his gq cover or interview. And she looks more and more plastic in her selfies. And another thing, that interview shows exactly why he's into her. No woman with a brain cell would consider him for more than a fuck. Mentally, he's a mess.

He came off manic in the interview. How embarrassing for his kids that their father compared being stuck with them to being a wolf with its foot stuck in a trap.

He also lies utterly, he was playing golf, going on boats and getting spa treatments in Cayman while he acts like he was forced to stay in the apartment the whole time.

Yeah, he needs a psychatrist and meds.

R292 It really pissed me off when he kept referring to his mental health CRISIS.

Er no. I've seen mental health crises up close and they aren't resolved by a couple of phone calls and a plane ticket.

My mental health crisis = my nose and liver were like the Germans at Stalingrad

His main complaint seemed to be that he was trapped with people with STRONG PERSONALITIES

i.e. he couldn't just get his way by stamping his feet as usual. No wonder he surrounds himself my betas.

No mention in the article about what his family were going through whilst he was cracking up of course.

[quote]He also lies utterly, he was playing golf, going on boats and getting spa treatments in Cayman while he acts like he was forced to stay in the apartment the whole time.

That part was just bizarre. I know we've joked about him self-sabotaging before, but I'm starting to think it's actually true; when he's lying unnecessarily about stuff so obviously disproven..

Mental health crisis = couldn't get the good coke

Noticed there was a ckickbait Timothee article in that issue of GQ. It looks like a hitpiece for Dune also. I'm almost 90% sure his family own that mag.

It's owned by Conde Nast

R299 who owns conde nest?

R298 Get a grip with the conspiracy theories, British GQ aren't going to publish a hitpiece on an upcoming movie and feature the star on the cover. It will likely be Timothee discussing the 'problems' with adapting Dune from book to screen.

R300 The Newhouse family

The Hammers own interests in publications and are very savvy hiding money to avoid tax (making Armie's tweet the other day very ironic). Who knows what they own or have significant interests in.

You clearly think very little of Timothee if you think he's so stupid that he wouldn't notice Armie and his family are trying to ruin his career.

R303 Do you realise how stupid you're making yourself look?

R301 No the article is about Dune. It's not an interview. They've used his name for clickbait like they always do for Armie.

R306 And you know that how? Have you read it? It can be an article about Dune and still feature quotes from Timothee, doesn't have to be a full blown interview.

[quote]No woman with a brain cell would consider him for more than a fuck.

No woman with a brain cell gets involved with a guy who's still in the process of divorcing, but Armie has found at least three. People keep acting like he's already divorced, but he isn't. He won't be for a while and considering the problems he admits to in the GQ interview, his choice to chase pussy so hard when he should be trying to process his divorce and work on his issues looks like even worse judgment.

Still feels like there may be some alcohol abuse or worse that's not being mentioned. That head shot of him taken as an official portrait for The Minutes, the extreme closeup with red eyes, facial bloat and a ton of makeup that still couldn't conceal how bad he looked told a whole story on its own.

[quote]I don't know why people are obsessed with him. He's good looking, but he's a conceited, selfish, spoiled creep.

Exactly because he is a creep. He is/was good looking but not so much that it could justify the obsession.

Ok so he's fucking the editor then.

Yes he's fucking the editor and in return they publish an unflattering interview of him. Again, get a grip.

R307 If the article is about Dune and they lead with Timothee Chalamet then it's misleading. There is more than one actor in the film. Armie needs Timothee for relevance. This is why he never decline questions about the sequel. Without Timothee nobody would give two shits about him.

R312 What on earth are you talking about? How is it misleading to lead with the LEAD actor of the film? No one has ever declined questions about the sequel, including Timothee, because it would make them come across as unnecessarily difficult.

R313 Calm down. I hit a few nerves huh? LMAO

R314 I'm perfectly calm, it's you that appears to be hysterical, concocting insane conspiracy theories in a basement somewhere because two actors were both featured on the same magazine cover.

R296, for anyone who was paying attention to his or Liz's Instas during that time, it could be seen that there was more than one apartment. There were two different kitchens, and other clues. He must think no one noticed then and no one would bother to check it out now, which casts an interesting light on the theories that he's not trying to low-key Barbie since he's allowed himself to be seen all over her IG stories.

R315 LMAO. It's so funny when fangurls get their panties in a twist. Go back to tumblr and concoct your own conspiracy theories.

Irrelevant Armie has the same 20 fans liking his irrelevant cover he probably got by blowing the editor.

R317 I don't do conspiracy theories, period. But at least you're admitting you're no better than the Tumblr loons.

What prompted his strategy to go from Monastic Construction Therapy guy to 'Look at me running around with my dick hanging out'?

R316 that part made me laugh. As if they were all in one apartment. He lies so much and tries so hard to be relatable.

R321 Not forgetting the part about needing to get paid!

That bitch has been living off his trust fund for years.

Ford Hammer is going to be so screwed up,poor boy. With a father like Armie, nutter mother and toe sucking, what a fruit loop he's bound to be.

R322 The studios who hire him must be nuts. He's barely promoting his work. Instead, he promotes himself, barely mentioned the film. He did the same with CMBYN with that stupid HWReporter interview. Now he's making excuses for being a performative asshole during quarantine.

R308 Yes, his looks were going downhill before quarantine. The urgency to leave the island was probably for 2 reasons. to get dicked down and to get his drug fix.

R320 sounds like the no homo strategy.

R326 Nothing screams heterosexual like a pap walk.

Has anyone considered his absence from his kids is mandated? The whole time he was in Cayman we never saw him with those kids. What does Liz know and why is he away from them?

No Liz posted happy family photos with all of them in the pool

I'm too lazy to see if she removed them

R328 interesting. She knows he tagged her son sucking on his toes "footfetishonfleek" and sexualizes his daughter's art work. Did she catch him with his pants down with the pool boy?

R329 but never alone with them in the Caymans.

The happy family photos are still there, she hasn’t purged anything. Including the gushy 10-year anniversary post she wrote a hot minute before they announced the divorce.

I have a hard time believe there's not enough cocaine let alone easy pussy to keep him occupied in the Cayman islands.

He probably really was sick of his family.

R333 Remember when he said the experience of working on CMBYN and Elio's dad's speech was going to make him a better parent.

R333 it's the dick available though. Plus the Caymans has many restrictions. He probably didn't want to get caught with his pants down in such a conservative place. Or he couldn't get his usual suppliers who he probably gets from Ashton. His stuff is on the DL because he has many minders who clean up for him. His dad lives in Caymans. People talk.

This gives me an idea for a remake of The Shining, where instead of Jack Torrance going crazy and trying to kill his family in an isolated mountaintop hotel during a snowstorm, he does it in a pleasant Caribbean resort with first-class amenities and other people around.

Can someone photoshop the top cookie into the Hammer family cookie photo, over Armie's cookie?

I honestly still have clue who this guy is.

R334 He's so full of shit

R338 good for you

R335 Liz has had no problem locating homo-dick on the island.

R341 but Armie needs his minders to ensure they sign all the necessary papers so it never leaks and gets back to him. I'm sure be had some of that dick but he is insatiable (all my opinions, of course)

R343 Who would sign a NDA just to get schtupped by that sweaty fat lump?

The only reason to get Hammered is for bragging rights - If you can't talk about it what's the point?

R343 a lot of gay men would fuck the sloppy mess. But I think he likes anonymous hookups because I also believe he hooked up with that chick from tinder who accused him of rape. I think those road trips he likes to take are for grindr hookups.

Wasn't there one day he was eating tacos or burgers at 5am? Probably found a local grindr hookup but the Caymans is too small. People talk.

R345 How do you issue an DNA over Grindr?

NDA even lol.

Lots of DNA being issued I'm sure

R347 He probably meets them at known glory holes. So they can't see his face. Plenty on his road trips.

Stephane is the king,he refuses to follow Armie and has Nikki Wonder really deleted this account after Armie unfollowed him?

Armie and Nikki used to be BFFs before he went to the protest with Timothee.

Standard pleasure model.

R349 Pardon my ignorance, but who is Stephane?

R352 Timothee's BFF. Was just in France for his bday. Takes him to the Baftas.

I know I suffer from chronic depression and I've got too much time on my hands due to a reduced workload because of COVID, but all of this Armie drama is PAINFUL to watch. But I just can't seem to stop!

R353 Thanks for the info.

R344 I'm glad you brought that up because I also think the rape accusation is more likely to be true in light of the sordid narrative he's putting out there with all of his many women. (Such a stud, he is.) He's made it impossible not to know how much he loves bondage. Rumor is helping to remind us in case we forgot. And while there is nothing wrong with being kinky in private, there is something unsavory about celebrities pushing their supposed sex lives in our faces through social media and photo shoots and publicized text messages. All coincidental? Highly unlikely. It feels like the strangest media campaign ever, a campaign to convince the public that he's a loathsome womanizing sleaze. Mission accomplished, team. Please stop now.

Wouldn't any issues around his sexual orientation have come up in therapy, past or more recent?

To be a fly on the wall in that therapist's office!

Okay, I'm a masochist.

R357 This guy is SOOOO messy I can't believe he wouldn't have accidentally outed himself by now if he was up to no good with the mens.

I need to go cold turkey on Armie threads, before I need a therapist!

R356. "...there is something unsavory about celebrities pushing their supposed sex lives in our faces through social media and photo shoots and publicized text messages."

It's VERY disturbing, but, hey, I'm a discreet, pretty private guy.

R359 I share your concerns. I keep saying I'll read a book one day but it never happens.

I thought after the divorce announcement things would calm down.

Oh boy! Turns out he's even crazier without Liz in the picture.

R360 This! It's revolting.

It was even worse when he talked about his sex life when he was married.

Who the hell is this supposed to appeal to?

His PR team is launching the images from the entirely ignored issue. But people just think he looks gay. Heterosexual women aren't into his village people vibes.

R363 It's beginning to feel like one massive exercise in trolling.

R363 Money is a real beaver pleaser.

R365 Beaver cleaver?

He seems ripe to launch an OnlyFans.

R365 How much money does he really have access to right now, though? I heard him say on youTube videos a couple of times that he's whore when it comes to money.

For all of their religion, his family does not seem to have inculcated sufficient character.

Liz strikes back

Is he a Virgo? They are known for having a thing for porn, sexting, and cheap hookups - even neglecting a hot mate for it. Wasn't he also involved with some cheapo Russkie chick awhile back via internet? He might be the kind that prefers a blow-up doll to the real thing.

Brushing her teeth must be a bitch.

R370 Was Weiner a Virgo?

By the way, why was it Rumer and not Rumor? What am I missing?

R358 He has about 3 regular minders who are on rotation. They barely leave him alone. About the only time he was without them was during the quarantine and he was basically locked in so couldn't get up to much. Basically he has people cleaning up his dirt.

R374 His evangelical family are paying for 3 minders to cover up his sex-capades?

R371 It's alright.

She just flosses using Armie's Dick.

Oh, I want to hear all about these minders, that sounds very interesting? So they are paid via his family? Did they also report back to Liz? Were they relieved of duty when Liz was in direct contact? There must be quite a bit of photographic evidence of them? Is this like a RDJ thing? Were all three in Italy during the filming of CMBYN?

R377 Is their job to pay people off or to just slap dicks out of his mouth?

Let's really flesh this fantasy out

R377 Well he has Ashton, Ashton, Ashton. He was actually working as his PA on the set of Lone Ranger and think Man from Uncle. Then there's Tyler, Ashton's brother, whose career he launched giving him his first commission for the Hammer building at Oral Roberts university. Then there's Nick Dell Santi who used to mind his kids and dog when he's away but now seems to be shunned. He was his PA for CMBYN. There's a guy in the UK also named Hughie who was his driver on MFU. Oh and Nick's brother who sometimes looks after him in Italy. All in the family. Very close knit. His mother also happens to be the BFF to the Dell Santi's mom and the Ramsey's mom. All parents are evangelical.

You must be new here. The three minders are his childhood friends Nick Della Santi (Nikiwonder) and brothers Ashton and Tyler Ramsey.

R349 I seem to remember that Niki deactivated when Armie started following him again

Oh and Hughie was PA for these last 2 films.

R295, sweetie, what are you talking about? His family are skanky republican asswipes. Let them burn. I would also go through a nervous breakdown if I was stuck in place with a religious nut-job as a father and my wife was a gold-digging social climbing sociopath.

R381 something strange happened between them. Nick was a big fan of liz but also Timothee. 2 people Armie now hates

R383 Are his kids cunts too?

The Charmies though have 2 major problems they're ignoring. Why haven't we seen Nicki and Armie together since he accompanied Timothee to the protest and why didn't Stephane follow Armie back.

R296, disproven by whom. Instagram doesn't represent reality. Whatever is shown on social media is generally a big fat lie - it's no proof of anything.

Are they Charmies or Harmies?

R385 no, they seem adorable. The little boy is getting weirder though but it's hardly his fault with those parents.

R385, I would say, with that mother they are cunts-in-training

Twitter has gotten their hands on his interview and they aren't thrilled with the poor white boy shtick

R389 So sweetie my point about Armie clearly not considering what his drama queen histrionics must have been like for is children stands

R383 Both kids biggest hurdle is their father abandoned them. They will also both have the shame of having an insane father and mother.

R375 They're doing a pretty lousy job.

R393 And in Ford's case the shame of having a father who was sexting prostitutes whilst he was being breast fed.

R370 "Is he a Virgo? They are known for having a thing for porn, sexting, and cheap hookups - even neglecting a hot mate for it. "

That's because to Virgos all sex is innocent (birthdate is September 11)

What's this astrology bullshit? Have the fraus turned up?

Liz making sure we all see Harper isn't the only white child in class. He left before she ever started school so how would he know? The lies just fall out of his mouth, don't they?

R386 They have a lot more than two problems. The biggest is that one of the main characters in their love story is so thoroughly unlikeable. Thus, all of these threads dedicated to exploring Armie's awfulness.) But why do you care what the Charmies believe? If anyone should be bothered it would be Timothée, but he does not seem to object to them so why not let people have their fantasies? And why bother following every little detail in their thought process? They seem harmless to me.

R398 They do!

And that's what I can never get my head around.

He's a weird-ass muthafucker. Why can't he just tell us about that and not al this made-up shit.

R397 Didn't mean to offend. R396 was meant as a joke and I wasn't the one who brought up astrology.

R387 Wow. So Armie faked his own golfing video?

Or was it a dad-body double?

R402, I really don't see what's bad about playing golf in your free time

R403 That wasn't your point though was it?

R386 Niki seemed a very close friend to Liz

And I think Stephane simply doesn’t give a fuck about following Armie. They must have even met back in the days of CMBYN awards season, maybe Stephane disliked him

R398 The entire interview was an excuse for his shitty behavior this summer. He blew up st some POC fans re BLM so to excuse his inherent racism he's claiming he was also a victim. He was so race aware that he assumes his daughter will be surrounded by black people. But didn't his dad start the school he attended? I sincerely doubt he was the only white kid either.

R400 because he lives in the closet and married a beard. His entire life is lies.

R404, no, my point is that you seem to take Armie's ig posts at face value, implying that since he was seen playing golf it wasn't possible to be hating it all the while. Instagram posts seldom reflect reality.

R399 harmless? When they harass and bully an establishment until they delete a tweet saying Tim was in town (which meant he wasn't getting dicked down by Hammer). They fill his comments with hate when he is seen with his gf. They send hate to the girls he dates. To anyone who supports who he dates. They aren't harmless, they are a horde of assholes that terrorize a wife and create hate blogs and ig to drag her. They could have their fantasy if they knew how to keep it in fan spaces, but they don't.

Would Armand be the type to off himself? Probably not with all the minders present.

R408 No. You've moved the goalposts again.

The original post was saying that Armie clearly wasn't locked down the whole time he was there.

And no I don't take his posts at face value - I normally think 'what angle is this liar working now' ?

It was obvious to anyone with eyes that Armie was depressed/miserable as sin in the Caymans but that again wasn't the point.

R408 Poor him, forced to play golf against his will, hating every second of it? Since he posted the picture, we can only assume he's pleased with that image of the rich guy living it up in luxurious surroundings during a global crisis and judge him accordingly.

She looks like a Trump supporter.

R412, I suspect he's not that self-aware. I don't think he knows how he comes across or even cares

I was just reading some replies to his tweet and 99% of them are these long winded replies. Some with very broken English. I looked at a few of the profiles and most of the comments come from people who just started their accounts and have 1 or 2 followers. He employs bots to reply to his tweets or his PR team do it to boost his confidence or something. Just peak, you'll see what I mean. Usually fans keep it short and sweet. Not his replies.

R411, where I was living during quarantine you could break lockdown to get some exercise and golf, to me, qualifies as exercise. I don't see any problem there.

R386 We have seen Armie and Nick together since then. Nick was there when he got back to LA and they were helping him move his stuff out.

As for Stephane, social media follows are only such a huge deal to people that don't ever go offline and go outside. Timmy's friend Will follows Armie yet Armie doesn't follow him. Timmy still follows his ex girlfriend but never bothered to follow the one he fucked in a pool 6 months later. These people probably all have private accounts anyway which would be far more revealing about their real friendships.

R416 Nobody cares about what you were or weren't doing. Simple fact of the matter is in the interview Armie was trying to pretend he was locked in the apartment with his family. His and others social media posts prove this was a lie.

R418, I was providing an example from what I know was my experience and many other people's experience of lockdown, that you could exercise during lockdown, so it is perfectly normal for Armie to be playing golf. I don't know in what way it proves he was lying.

He was cooped up with his family, which he hated. It is not unheard of, there are plenty of people stuck in the same situation everywhere during covid, stuck with family members they cannot stand. Perfectly normal

[quote]I don't know in what way it proves he was lying.

Are you actually an idiot? From the interview:

[quote]We couldn't leave the apartment, couldn't go in the pool, couldn't do anything.

Do you think his apartment has a golf course inside it?

R420, listen dimwit, don't you think it is a figure of speech? He's just exaggerating. You're acting as if he's killed someone. Calm down, dear

No, he's lying. He claims he couldn't do anything. Golf is something. Go back to Tapatalk if you're going to stan this hard.

R421 just as he exaggerated Harper was the only white kid in school. Shows a pattern, dimwit

R421 this is what he does. Lies to sell himself as the poor trapped man. Remember his infamous 10 minute kiss rehearsal that too many took as proof he's into Tim? That Tim later corrected was not the case? He's like a used car salesman

I hope he remembers she goes on the TOP RACK of the dishwasher.

R422

[quote] Go back to Tapatalk if you're going to stan this hard.

Says the frau casting aspersions because some random actor 'lied' in an interview

R424

[quote] Remember his infamous 10 minute kiss rehearsal that too many took as proof he's into Tim?

I don't remember any such thing, because I have a life and don't follow this guy's every move

R426 You don't seem to have a life

So, Pearl looks lovely.

Do you think Armie has bought Courtney a matching turquoise blue dog collar yet?

R426 Says the frau who came here from Tumblr.

R424 When did Timothee ever correct that it wasn't the case? I clearly remember him repeating that story himself on Graham Norton. Yes, Armie may have exaggerated the length of time but I also don't think he was expecting people to believe it was a literal ten minutes either. It's called exaggeration, look it up.

R429, ffs I can tell you are a straight woman. You're fucking tedious. Blocked!

The only thing I think Armie shouldn't have done in that interview was complain about not getting any more work. It makes him look sad.

R417 The Charmies base all their theories on social media activities so follows are very important to them. Stephane ignoring Armie while being arguably Timmy's fave, is meaningful particularly as they based their latest theory that Armie was at Stephane's bday off the Armie follow. Will seems like second tier friends to Armie, the one he makes carry his laundry as a PA but never gets to go to the awards shows or parties. As for Armie and Nick, they used to be inseparable now Ashton has replaced him and Armie unfollowed him. To the Charmies, Nick being with Timmy at protests is proof that Armie and Timmy still have a connection. Well, if Armie now hates Nick,that is not very good proof for them. Nick is Ashton's business partner/ roommate so helping with the move doesn't tell the full story.

R424 He definitely lies. Remember the performance on the beach about how proud of his wife he was days before divorce and his escape for mental health. Hey wait, wasn't he partying and drinking cocktails on the beach? I also recall seeing him in a motor boat.

R429 How would you know she's from tumblr unless you are also?

Stephane probably thinks Armie is a creepy predator. I mean he agreed to do a grooming part when his costar looked 15. Nick no doubt sides with Liz, and took Timmt to the protests so he got.the boot.

Armie is a disaster because he's surrounded by sycophants who enable him. This includes his basement dwelling fans. All 10 of them.

He's sunk to a new low. He's making rape jokes on Instagram. And once again gay innuendo. He's so repressed.

The Trump thing wasn’t a rape joke, but yes to the gay baiting.

So Armie really iced out his childhood friend? Did he unfollow him right after he went to that protest with Timmy (early June), or was around the time of the divorce announcement (late June/early July)?

R440 I think Armie re-followed Nikki and Nikki was having none of it.

He ain't down for this clown show

Can't his PR team get some of those Victorian anti-masturbation gloves off eBay and stop this fool from typing?

Must be a slow day on Grindr if Armie is reduced to ogling Trump's booty.

R433 Follows also appear to be very important to you.

How is Stephane arguably Timmy's favorite? He's 24, I doubt he has a 'favorite' friend. He hangs out with Stephane when he's in Paris/London, Giullian, Will and Joey when he's in NYC and Nick when he's in LA. Will does not seem like a second tier friend at all. Timmy literally got him a job on Dune. Will was also the only one to visit Crema while they were making CMBYN. Timmy was there for him when his mom died. Perhaps he doesn't want to go to the award shows and parties? It's not everyone's scene. Stephane is an actor so it would likely be of more interest to him.

You seem to view friendships very weirdly. If Armie is spending a lot of time with one of his friends, that doesn't mean that friend has 'replaced' the other. He can have multiple friends at once, as can Timmy. Armie also unfollowed Ashton. He then refollowed both. Nick deactivating his IG may have nothing to do with any of it.

Armie and Timmy will likely always be in contact with each other and be friends in some way, shape or form, whether they leave evidence of it on Instagram or not. It's really strange that it means so much to people either way.

R444 But it means a lot more to you. Reread what you wrote than maybe seek some help. Charmies are having a rough life at the moment. We know. I feel your pain.

R445 I explained to you how adult friendships work. If you think that means I think I need to seek help, then that says more about you. Btw, Ashton's account for his new motel created in the last 48 hours only follows 100 or so people, one of whom is Timmy. So now you can create a conspiracy theory that Armie hates Ashton too. You're welcome for the material!

[R446] Not that it really matters, but I’m pretty sure that account wasn’t just created. If you go back on Armie’s follows, he followed this account before theminutesbwy, which I believe someone determined he followed in February (there are about 15 accounts between that and the hotel one on his follows list, but that’s the only reference point I have). I’m wondering if the account was being used for something else previously and Ashton repurposed it. Regardless, just pointing out that the fact that it follows Timmy doesn’t necessarily mean it was a recent follow.

R447 Thanks, but yeah the point was more to show how social media follows aren't the clue to who loves each other and who hates each other in the way that poster is trying to make out. Frankly, I'm not sure why we can't just accept that instead of love/hate, all these people probably just like each other to varying degrees and those closest to each other like Armie and Nick are likely to have brotherly spats now and again, especially when one is going through a tough time. But that poster seems to think everyones lives revolve around Timothee and therefore all of their actions must somehow be aimed at him too. Desperately wanting them to hate each other doesn't make someone any more sane than those that desperately want them to be in love.

Based on how he's been acting...i didn't believe it before, but that LSA rape story sadly sounds more and more possible.

Except the LSA poster got caught out lying in another thread and was then banned from the forum. Also her friend was supposedly taking legal action in May and absolutely nothing has happened.

The Russian dom screenshots made the LSA story not add up. He kept asking the Russian to meet and then getting scared and pulling out last minute. He was open about who he was with her. He clearly expressed guilt at multiple times.

R450 i'm not saying i believe it 100%, i just remembered it today and i thought what if... Ofc i'm happy (if) it's a lie. even tho i don't like him, i wouldn't wish some woman went thorough something like that.

R451 I don't see anything about his current behavior that makes it more likely to be true. He's just going through an early mid life crisis after splitting from the woman he'd been with since he was so young that his brain was still developing. All of this during covid which is messing with most people mentally as well. Of course he's gonna be fucking around and speaking his mind a bit too much. Hopefully therapy and eventually getting himself back to work will allow him to pull himself back together slightly.

Elizabeth liked her first tweet in almost a year...

When did Datalounge become an essay writing competition?

R453 Lol! Get him Liz.

R453 The old cross my arms to make the biceps look bigger routine.

Maybe he should start crossing his legs to make his dick pop.

R450 Or, she initially contacted him so she would obviously know his identity.

The 'guilt' schtick may have just been to try to get her to sign an NDA.

The fact that he has these NDAs ready to print off suggests it wasn't his first rodeo.

R457 Did she initially contact him? I assume he at least followed her like all of the other porn accounts he follows.

And she never actually received an NDA to sign so it doesn't seem like he did have them ready.

Got to hand it to Liz, she has handled this whole thing pretty expertly, especially in comparison.

R459 it would be interesting to know him other people that were quarantined with him saw the situation. He must have been a nightmare, poor kids. She must be happy to be far away from him.

Also, who in their right mind would give him a job right now?

R461 Yes, he was struggling to get jobs before. Telling everyone he's on the verge of cracking up will surely have casting agents beating the door down?

R462 he's probably 10th option for a role on a casting list right now.

R435 Because she posted the links to Armie's interview with GQ, all of which were posted on Tumblr. If she wasn't from Tumblr, how would she have come across those posts?

That's without even getting into the way these Tumblr people write. If you can't see it yourself, that rather suggests you're one of them.

But aww, you really thought you were onto something there, didn't you? Poor you.

R456 LMAO he needs to start stuffing that bulge fr.

R449 he has control issues, is predatory and grabby with his hands, likes BDSM and making people submit and apparently has some race issues. I'd say a rape accusation is more plausible than it was particularly as he's trying to assert himself as a deviant, dominant, heterosexual. These latest pictures exude someone more perverted than the clean cut image Liz probably insisted on.

Of course the new image is another lie. He's none of those things. They're just trying to marry his new roles in both Rebecca and DOTN with this image to make him.more believable and so you won't get the gay vibe from him that I already can see in the shots from both movies. It's an orchestrated image revamp. They're still trying to make him happen.

The accuser was a proven liar that managed to get banned from somewhere as lax as LSA. And again, no legal action taken. Being perverted and into roughing women up doesn't make you a rapist. If it did, most straight men would be.

I'm sure Luca would still hire him.

R467 his team shut her down. You could hear the whispers that suggested his team knew about her. So we'll never know.

R446 that's creepy on a new level. He and his friends are totally obsessed with Timothée Chalamet. Timothee doesn't follow him back (not yet anyway, until the joint publicists force him to) so this stalking is weird. They look so predatory. He's a young man. Gross.

R469 His team? Lmao if Weinstein can't stop them then Armie Hammer can't.

R470 You do realize Ashton knows Timothee? You do realize Timothee has literally attended Ashton's birthday party in the past? How on earth is it gross, obsessive or predatory for one of Ashton's accounts to follow him?

He's 24 years old. He is not 12.

people are forgetting that he already has an upcoming limited series booked that should go into production at some point.

Schrodinger's team! They're so useless they have Armie go on all these PR stunts which are totally transparent and seen through by the PR geniuses on here, but they're also so clever and careful they can get a rape accusation eliminated.

R472 The freaks love to infantilise. Some of the fanart they come up with as a result is disturbing to say the least.

R475 You know full well this poster is older than Tim and follows him too. And there's definitely no way he follows her back. So I guess she's also a predatory creep. At least he actually knows who Ashton is. The loons fail to see the hypocrisy.

R473 "at some point" or never. Covid has killed multiple productions.

Wait. Armie Hammer is dating DL's own Nanette Fabray monkey??

R472 This is a business account. Ashton was with Armie on Lone Ranger shoot and we know they all know Lily but it doesn't follow either Johnny or Lily. Timothee isn't Ashton's friend. They invited him everywhere during CMBYN because they have the same publicist and it looked good for the film that they were BFFs. Just like Timothee dating LRD was publicized to help the film and everyone linked to Zendaya is to help her films. There's no deeper relationship to warrant the amount of stalking Armie and his friends do to Timothee. They're flat out creeps.

Lol remember when during STBY promo at Sundance he "promised" Tessa T. he's gonna work with a female director in the next 18 months or something. He says what suits him in the moment, just like in the GQ interview.

R479 Lily was 14 years old when they made The Lone Ranger. I highly doubt her and Ashton bonded in a meaningful way. And Johnny Depp has been causing havoc on movie sets for years. You have no way of knowing whether Timothee and Ashton consider each other friends. Hardly anyone knew about him attending Ashton's birthday party. Hardly sold a ton of movie tickets, did it? No one even knows who Ashton is in the real world.

Once again, Timothee is a grown man that can tell other grown men if he feels they are 'stalking' him by following his Instagram account. Considering he hasn't done that, perhaps he doesn't feel that way and you're just projecting your infantalizing weirdness onto him. Especially odd considering the majority of people Timothee surrounds himself with are in their 30s.

R480 he's an opportunist liar who will say anything. Being able to lie so easily suggests a personality disorder. Maybe the friends are on call to stop him doing far worse than lying and acting out on Twitter.

R481 LMAO the film hardly sold a ton of tickets but guess what? That photo at Ashton's party was not only posted by Ashton but Elizabeth and Nick. They were promoting the BFF image to push the film. So anyone interested saw it.

R483 You think people avidly following Elizabeth, Ashton and Nick's Instagram accounts weren't already planning on buying a ticket to see the movie?

R479, Tim and Lily were just pictured together to promote the film, you say? That shit was real

Cue in shrieks from the Charmies

It was both real and promo. Judging by his hasty dumping of her as soon as the movie was released, he probably wouldn't have agreed to date her if not for other benefits. And they definitely played it up to the paps. But she was clearly butthurt and bitter, so her feelings were real, the poor lamb.

I bet she would coo and whisper to him in French before she blew him

It doesn’t look like Timothee has ever been friends with Ashton or Tyler. Probably he met them very often when he was staying with the Hammers during BB filming and CMBYN promo/awards season. But they never really seemed friends. If Timmy went to Ashton’s party it was just random, just because he was with the Hammers I guess

Timmy was probably closer to Liz and Niki at that time as well. I don’t think SM likes and following mean much, but well, the fact that in the last year they are the ones who still used to like each other’s posts would be consistent with that.

I think that’s why Tyler actually looks even creepier with his repeated references to Timmy. Because no way they have ever been friends.

I remember when Timothee posted a photo of him and Gary Oldman during awards season, Ashton commented something (can't remember exactly what) basically saying Timothee should win the Oscar over Gary. Ashton has also liked a number of his posts from this year and IIRC, Timothee used to follow him before he unfollowed hundreds of people in one day, including some of his own close friends like Joey and Billie. I agree that he never seemed close to Tyler, but he and Ashton have always seemed to be friendly.

yep, timothee followed ashton before the mass unfollowing he did. you can still see his likes on some of ashton's old photos

With all this interest in Armie, are we sure this isn’t just some film project that he’s been working on all along during quarantine that we will find out when it gets released at some film festival next year?

R486 I agree. He probably slept with her a few times since she's an actress, has excellent connections and is his type. But the hasty dumping at the end just proves he didn't want anything serious with her. He is a young guy who likes to fuck like all young men. But it was promoted to benefit their film. Him bot unfollowing is because he probably didn't even notice her unfollowing him. He could care less.

R487 shit made my dick leak.

Everyone has a Bratz doll/ Kardashian face now. Can we break the mold and go back to normal looking humans again?

R488 True that. Tyler is almost 50. He never even went to the CMBYN events. Think maybe he's unduly influenced by his fundie family. The fact he is the one referencing CMBYN is super creepy. Timothee is half his age the old pervert. No doubt he probably popped Armie's cherry. All of those old lecherous men creeping on a young man. They're disgusting.

I'm loving these grand pronouncements from people on here on who Timothee is and isn't friends with as if they have a fucking clue. Especially when they bring up social media posts as evidence, as if Timothee doesn't have a finsta for his personal life.

Willing to bet these same people are the ones who pretend his friendships with Cudi, Weeknd, etc, don't exist.

So, all you posters calling him Ashton/Tyler (I lost track) a predator - tell us, what do you think about Luca?

Timothee doesn't follow Ashton, Tyler Ramsey or Ashton's business. They are not friends. Timothee went to Ashton's party because at the time he was promoting CMBYN, they have joint publicists and he was friendly with Armie, Nick and Elizabeth.

Timothee also doesn't follow Joey Fabrizi yet they were hanging out a matter of weeks ago. Are they not friends?

The fact Timothee doesn't follow these freaky old men is why they are creepy stalkers. Armie is an unhinged hater LMAO

And yet Timothee does follow Armie and even likes and comments on his posts sometimes. CMBYN promo 3 years later I assume?

R447 and it's not like they don't knownhpw to USE follows to their advantage. A hotel ig following T? They know how these stans track every thing so following T gets them attention.

Timothee loves them older I think. Marta Pozzan (lol) and Eiza both in their 30s. And if he's bi, he'd let Cudi and Frank Ocean mess with him at the first opportunity. His chemistry with Armie is the best he's had on screen and Lily Rabe isn't far behind.

I remember when he said in an interview that 19 year olds don't know who they are yet at the same time he was supposedly dating a 19 year old. Cleared things up for me.

R498 when was the last time you saw Timothee with Ashton or Tyler? Timothee also doesn't follow his mother but Joey and his mother obviously have a close relationship they probably want out of his spotlight. Now Ashton and Tyler Ramsey, the dirty old man barely know him. How are you even comparing that? LMAO

R502 "let mess with him" you fucking pedophile.

R503 When was the last time you saw Timothee with JR before this month?

I suggest you go read the post at R496

You know nothing about this guys friendships and he has multiple finstas. His social media means nothing.

Timothee has Chemistry with everyone. He had Chemistry with animals too. But he's not going to be fucking them all you dirty pervs .

people have actually brainwashed themselves into believing chalamet is a 17 year old i see. i hope the next woman he dates is 50 so their brains explode.

He didn't have chemistry with his own girlfriend in The King so that's a lie.

R485 hasty dumping? They were still dating during LW promo and she went with him to his family Thanksgiving. It didn't end as soon as promo for TK happened.

R489 didn’t know about the Gary post. Well Ashton looks like a normal guy who minds his own business. It’s Tyler who comes across as a creepy 50yo man. He seems obsessed with CMBYN/Timmy, but as pointed out by a poster before, he has no reason for it. So he looks like a manipulative old man who must be doing it for some particular reason we don’t know

R492 "he probably slept with her a few times because she's an actress"?? Wtf. Yes, she's an actress not a whore.

R509 I said hasty dumping after the release of The King not after promo. They're not going to promote a movie together and then split before it makes it to Netflix.

It was on Netflix November 1st. November was the last month they were photographed together. There's no evidence they were still together during LW promo and even if they were they didn't spend Christmas, his birthday or New Years together. 5 weeks is still pretty hasty, or were you expecting him to do it the day after?

R511 she's in his industry, was on his film set, it was convenient. I'm sure he liked her but most young men aren't looking for a long term commitment. It ran its course and yes they milked it to help their film. Why not?

R509, in what part of my post do I talk about hasty dumping?

R508, define chemistry

You're talking about a friend of a friend who you haven't worked with in 4 years who's middle aged friends stalk,comment on, follow, even make jokes about. Weird men who themselves look closeted. From weird fundie family. Tyler nearly objectified his son. You'd think he had one kid from his sm. Tyler the idiot who's biggest payday was courtesy of the Hammer family. Tyler who virtually whored out Armie in Saudi Arabia. These gross men, stalking a 24 year old man. Who doesn't follow or have anything to do with them. Eww.

[quote]And if he's bi, he'd let Cudi and Frank Ocean mess with him at the first opportunity.

Even if not bi, I guess

R515 You can google it. Why on earth do we have Lilothee shippers on DL, this aint the place for you.

[quote] November was the last month they were photographed together

So, when ppl are not photographed together, it means they are not together?

R516 I couldn't care less about Tyler, I've said I don't think he and Timothee have ever been close from what we've seen and yes, his Charmie trolling is obnoxious and weird. There's a difference between that and people he knows and has been friendly with following him and liking his posts. You don't get to call that stalkerish when you know nothing about their friendships in reality.

R519 Considering they always found a way to be photographed together when they were in the same city, yes.

R518, my post was meant to prompt you to google it, because you obviously have no idea what it means.

And charmie, you need a reality check. Tim is NOT gay. And yes, he has been and tasted Lily's pussy. Butthurt?

R520 its stalkerish when it's one sided (Timothee doesn't follow him or his business ) and it's not even your close friend but your friend's work friend and you and your gross brother follow his every move from all sm accounts. Gross. Don't forget this man is 24, they're middle aged and one is weird af. Run Timothee Run.

R522 I have not said or implied he was gay at any point. I'm also well aware he slept with Lily. He also had clearly dumped her by December. And no, they didn't have chemistry in their movie. He had chemistry with plenty of other women, so his sexuality is not the issue.

R523 Timothee follows 95 people and is followed by 9.6 million. He's followed by plenty of people that he doesn't follow back, including you.

24 is not too young to be friends with middle aged people.

R521 LMAO. This. Armie ensured every contact with Timothee was recorded in the past. He even had Liz taking the photo the day after their valentine's day. They also had that creepy lesbian "fan"/PR take and sneakily release those blurry shots from Beautiful Boy at TIFF in 2018. Neither Timothee or his friends leaked anything to do with the stalkerish old Hammers.

I am going to start Part 2 using the picture of the Nanette Fabray monkey

R526 I was talking about Timothee and Lily, not Timothee and Armie?

[quote] He had chemistry with plenty of other women

Yeah? Like who?

R529 Lily Rabe (like I mentioned in my post). Maika. Saoirse. Florence.

R525 yes but he doesn't know me. He knows the gross Ramseys but chooses not to follow them. I'm sure the PR team who lurk here will rectify that soon, However.

[quote]I am going to start Part 2

Why?! You want more of this?

R531 Yes he also knows his friends Joey and Billie yet chooses not to follow them, we've been over this. You have one rule for Armie's friends and another for everyone else. Stop repeating yourself.

R530 Charmies think he only had Chemistry with Armie. They are delusional. Which is why they follow a weirdo like Armie.

Florence?

BWHAAAAA WHHHAAAAA

Florence is an opportunist (Zach Braff) and a lesbo

Link to Part 2 when this is full

R535 How is she a lesbian?

And I wasn't suggesting they were into each other, in fact it seems like they're not that fond of each other. But yes, they had chemistry on screen.

With Saoirse?

They are rivals and frenemies

Who are rivals and frenemies? Can you please start talking sense?

So good to see that Timmy grow fast apart from that Armie's sick circle after CMBYN.

He is not the type of guy who shares much about his private life, so we don't know about all the people he spends time with. But love to see him with artists like Kid Kudi and JR. They look like smart, inspiring and fun guys.

[quote] How is she a lesbian?

Oh sorry Jane Austen reader, have I burst your little bubble? Did you not get her lesbo vibes in the press junket?

Kid Cudi also a friend of Armie, I note.

R533 they are his friends who he doesn't want stalked for whatever reason. He's been out with both. He's been to Bahamas with Joey. They are both friends with his ex Lourdes who is very private. They may use a finsta to protect that relationship. Timothee is not friends with Ashton or Tyler Ramsey. He is not communicating with them on a finsta. They are just creepers.

R541 If she was a lesbian, you think she'd choose Zach Braff of all people as her beard? She's an Oscar nominee and he's an aging nobody who peaked 15-20 years ago.

R539, S and T, please keep up. Am I going to fast for you?

R543 You have no idea who is communicating with on his finstas. It's insane that you think you do.

R544, he still has a penis, darling.

R545 I have no idea why you're bringing up a rivalry between Saoirse and Florence, what has that got to do with the conversation?

R547 Okay, well I don't think she's a lesbian but even if she is, that doesn't stop her from having chemistry with men on screen. She's an actress, after all.

Bloated coin slot lips

R546 omg you're insane if you think he's communicating on a finsta with Ashton and Tyler Ramsey. LMAO

[quote] I don't think she's a lesbian

Ofc you don't. Perish the thought — what is the world coming to!

R551 I don't believe anything. I have no idea because I don't know any of them. And neither do you.

R548, can't read

R552 Sorry, should I assume everyone is a lesbian so as not to be homophobic?

The Charmies like mysteryofcharmie, monica whoever most likely work for Armie. Keeping his name attached to Timothee because let's all be honest, who would even know him if he didn't promote his friendship with Timothee during promotion? He would be as talked about as esther garrel.

When has he promoted his friendship with Timothee recently? I thought the latest complaint is that he never responds to Timothee on social media. Which is it?

Timmy and the Ramsays have nothing in common, I doubt they are friends, maybe you could say still friendly, if they were in the past.

But well, sure Timmy knows about all the Charmie's bullshit, must know at least about the blogs on Tumblr. So, he must know also about Tyler's trolling. Why would he still be friendly with such a creep

R555, don't you have gaydar? Why are you on the DL?

We. Dont. Know. These. People. We don't know what they have in common or not. My word.

R559 This is boring now. You got mad because I said he and Lily didn't have chemistry in The King and assumed I must be a Charmie, asked me for women he had chemistry with, I gave you names and now you're trying to argue with me because I don't think Florence Pugh is a lesbian. I'm not interested in Florence Pugh therefore I'm not interested in this debate. Enjoy your day.

R558 And these are the men who hang with Armie. No way that Armie isn't also a creep. He knows what Tyler posts. Liz even told him to knock it off because he was encouraging madness. He's a married man too. Probably wishes he could fill that sexy 24 year old hole.

Since you're such good friends with Timothee and know all about him, why don't you ask him to unfollow Armie so we can know once and for all what he thinks of him?

Exactly, also Armie must know. If he has never stopped his friend from doing so, he must be fine with that

you've gone from calling people pedophiles for saying timothee likes older women to talking about 'sexy 24 year old hole'. you're unhinged

R561,

Ohhhh, but you were so amusing...

Cheerio!

R563 he would never. He's his co-star from his most successful role. None of them will unfollow the other one

R557 Both! Which is how, if you have 2 brain cells you know Armie can't stand Timothee. He can't wait to talk about face timing, long speeches about his Beautiful Boy failure, and making peach jokes and fighting with Timothee fans but, until Dune ignored him on social media. He's using their promo friendship for his relevance without maintaining the actual relationship.

R567 Esther was also his co-star from his most successful role. And yet he unfollowed her.

> He can't wait to talk about face timing, long speeches about his Beautiful Boy failure, and making peach jokes

When is the last time he did any of this?

> fighting with Timothee fans

How does this count as promoting their friendship?

Is there a lithium shortage in America?

R567 exactly. He follows everyone he's worked with, intimately, in the past except Maika and Florence Pugh. He wouldn't dream of unfollowing someone as unhinged as Armie who is vindictive (see the Afflecks). He also still plans to work with him on a sequel.

R572 Why would he want to work on a sequel with someone he hates or finds creepy and stalkerish?

R570 he was fighting with "Timmy stans" just this summer. Crazy since he hasn't worked with the guy for 4 years he's still bothered he has more fans, a better career and the Oscar nomination. Asshole.

R569 Actually that was not such a relevant role in the movie. They have almost never done promo together or attended many events together. For the public the relevant actors were Timmy, Armie and maybe Stuhlbarg.

R575 You said his co-star from his most successful role and that is what she is. She did the Berlinale, London Film Festival, Paris promo and the BAFTAs. That's plenty.

So much energy and WORDS going into defending Armie over multiple platforms right now.

Seriously Charmies and Armie simps, wouldn't it just be easier to stan someone who isn't a piece of shit?

R574 That wasn't what I asked. I asked how fighting with his fans was considered promoting their friendship.

R577 Sorry that everyone is poking holes in your 'logic'

R572 He also doesn't follow Rebecca Ferguson, Alex Roe and more. He actually doesn't follow many of his co stars.

R576 I meant that the public simply doesn't consider her important

R573 Are you serious? Because that's how it works. You don't choose all the people with whom you will work. If the sequel is ever made, Armie will be in it. We don't if Timmy wants to do it or not, but if he wants to, obviously he can't choose who will play the other characters

R573 you're trolling or two dumb to follow. He would just be another Esther Garrel if he and his wife hadn't broadcast his "friendship " with the oscar nominee and he continues to keep himself relevant on the back of it. If he gets a superhero role he wants so badly he probably won't do the sequel. But for now it's his only hope of a big payday. What did he say he'd be asking for "12 million?"

R581 So he only follows people the public consider important? Pretty sure they thought Florence Pugh was important when it came to Little Women, considering she was Oscar nominated for it.

R581 Timothee doesn't need the sequel, he's perfectly successful without it. If he truly felt about Armie the way you are making out, he simply wouldn't do it.

R579 What 'logic'. I merely stated he's a piece of shit.

R583 nobody said that he only followed people who were important.

R586 So then why doesn't he follow Esther?

R584 I agree with you, Timmy doesn't need it. But we don't know if he wants to do it or not. And we don't know if it will ever be made, obviously when asked all their answers are vague.

Nobody is defending Armie. They're defending the idea that we have any idea what Timothee thinks of Armie and/or his friends, based on social media follows and interactions, rather than their actual real lives, 99% of which we don't see.

R588 We do know that he wants to do it. He has said so numerous times.

Do you think he would ever say "No I don't want to do it"?

We don't know what he really thinks about it. All the people involved say they would like ito do it, because that's what people want to hear and it would just be stupid to say the contrary^

I hope there's no sequel.

I hope Tyler and Armie continue to troll and torture the Charmies for years.

I hope those bitches go slowly mad before turning on each other like starved rats

Here's to hope!

If he didn't want to do it he would have told Brian that who would have communicated it to Luca by now, considering Luca has already started working on a script. Or do you think he's going to wait until it's about to go into production and then say actually no I don't want to?

R593 I dislike Liz, but I hope she gets full custody and as much money as possible from this spoiled childish dumb ass

R595 Absolutely. I just hate the Charmies too.

Plenty of actors publicly say they wouldn't want to do a sequel to a movie or a reunion to a TV show. Literally happens all the time.

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