Alcoholic Niall Horan of One Direction
He drank beer all the way through an hour long live appearance yesterday on Instagram and was visibly drunk, slurring his words. 50% of songs on his album are about alcohol. He also broke his ankle running when drunk a couple of days ago.
He's fat and out of shape. GET HIM TO REHAB.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||Last Friday at 9:29 PM|
We’re all alcoholics now due to covid - relax sis!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/14/2020|
Why did this make me laugh so hard? It’s sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/14/2020|
Is he getting Big Round Irish Head Syndrome yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/14/2020|
Seems like only yesterday he was a cute, slim blond twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/14/2020|
It’s true that he has gained a lot of weight. Any recent photos of him? Is his alcohol consumption getting worse?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/15/2020|
He looks like a fat red faced farmer these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/21/2020|
OP, why wouldn't you post a picture? A lot of us are eldergays who have no idea what he looks like.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/21/2020|
I guess his one direction is down.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/21/2020|
R4 I didn’t know Gloria was sick!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/21/2020|
Here's a side by side comparing his face in 2015 and now. Note the fat deposits on his forehead and cheeks, plus the red flush.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/21/2020|
Meth should help with the weight loss.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/21/2020|
R16 Yikes. His eyes look dead too.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/21/2020|
Very few boybanders can carry their looks into adulthood. He isn’t one of them. The photos above are only five years apart but they look closer to fifteen. Does he still perform as a solo artist? Or is singing pretty much in the past? I wonder how long until he appears on Dancing With The Stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/21/2020|
R19, he released his second solo album last March, but it got a third of the sales of his first album in its debut week and was off the Billboard 200 after three weeks. A lot of his fans have defected to BTS and Shawn Mendes.
Boyband fans are superficial and usually pick a favourite based on their appearance. They liked the skinny blond boy and are turned off by how he looks now.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/22/2020|
He’s starting to look like Russell Crowe to me
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/22/2020|
R21 I was thinking the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/22/2020|
Still not as heartbreaking as Brian McFadden.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/22/2020|
love his music, he is still hot and he is a nice guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/22/2020|
R23 I think he looks better on the right
Niall does look like Russell Crowe in r16. Hopefully he won’t fully pork out.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/22/2020|
I think he still looks good. I don't get the issue. He is getting older.
Like r25 he is a nice guy. Plus, we have been in a pandemic. Many of us have gained weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/22/2020|
He was always the boring spare part in the background of One Direction. No one really ever spared a thought for him, what with Styles’ underaged hipster romps and Payne threatening to jump off buildings while drunk and Malik speedballing off his face. Even his vices seems quaint - he’s a Millennial still in his twenties, but he loves going to the pub and playing golf with retired footballers. He frankly seems too down-to-earth and rustic for the others.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/22/2020|
I think he will fully pork out. Already looks like a pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/22/2020|
He does look a bit like Russell Crowe.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/22/2020|
His weight fluctuates a lot depending on how much he's had to drink. Here's a live IG video from May 26th and he looks fine. Granted, that was three months ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/22/2020|
Above vid is shirtless, BTW. And shows his legs, which are nice.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/22/2020|
I loved him on Downton Abbey!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/22/2020|
I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/22/2020|
He keeps posting shirtless pics but his body is horrible. Beer belly and so much coarse light brown chest hair. When he went on SNL they had him playing the ghost of a 70s pimp because of that. He looks 40, not 26.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/23/2020|
It’s like everyone here forgot that he is IRISH!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/23/2020|
Brian McFadden fought the flab and the broken veins for years longer than Horan. Horan seems to have peaked at 22. What a shame.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/23/2020|
R38 true. McFadden still looked quite gorge when he was with Delta Goodrem in the late ‘00s. Possibly helps that he still had a modestly successful solo career in a not-yet-dead pop industry, back then.
It’s only within the last decade that he really lost the grip on his looks, since Westlife told him he can’t reunite with them and since he entered his 40s. He’s nicer-looking as well as naturally taller and thinner than Horan, in any event.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/23/2020|
It just seems like the weight gain is in his genes. He doesn’t look naturally slim. Chub everywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/23/2020|
He must have packed on at least 60 lbs since 2011.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/23/2020|
Whoa he has doubled in size! He used to have such a cute little face too.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/23/2020|
Horan was barely 16 when the band was assembled, 26 now. Don't know about you guys, but I changed a lot physically in those 10 boy-to-man years.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/23/2020|
Just saw an interview with him. Still very cute, super nice guy and love his music.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/23/2020|
The other 1d men have barely altered.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/24/2020|
Zayn is skinny as a snake and has a tiny dick.
Harry has a good, muscular, slim body but a hideous moustache.
Liam has great abs but has Xanax induced dementia.
Louis is a scrawny rodent.
Niall has aged 20 years since 2015 and lost nearly all his fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/24/2020|
R47 And gained 40 pounds of fat
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/24/2020|
An Irish drunk. Shocking.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/24/2020|
“Slow Hands” was an amazing song, but nothing on this last album (nor the desperate subsequent “promo singles” since) is half as good as that. That said, I’m still a relative fan. The insane popularity of Harry’s insipid and obscenely redundant “Watermelon Sugar” is, to use a pun, a definite sign of the times, I suppose (and I actually adored Harry’s first album and some of the new one). Both seem to be good eggs, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/24/2020|
Zayn will slide right back into drugs to cope with the anxiety of parenting a squalling newborn. He will cite stress and phone his opiates dealer as soon as he gets back from the hospital.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/24/2020|
Niall is so fat and gross now. Him in about 15 years is gonna be a blubbery mess of fat rolls upon rolls.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/25/2020|
Six pints of Guinness and still not drunk! His tolerance must be sky high. Liam Payne was/is a self confessed alcoholic too. Louis smokes 60 cigarettes a day, Harry likes doing mushrooms, and Zayn is addicted to Xanax and Fentanyl.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/25/2020|
I like that he's normal looking. Every other member of 1D is still skinny because they're all drug addicts, and that isn't exaggeration or hyperbole. At least we know that Niall isn't hoovering up mountains of white in his spare time like Harry or Liam.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/25/2020|
Yep. Niall is just stuffing his face with mountains of greasy burgers!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/25/2020|
Fans have deserted Niall in droves because of his new image. Nobody would put that lard ass in a boyband. If Harry and Liam shaved they'd still make the grade as they've kept their weight stable and maintained their muscles by working out a lot.
Runty Louis looks way too old to be in a boyband with his hooded eyes and smoker's complexion. Zayn looks too skinny and strung out.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/26/2020|
Niall is a fat joke. His sophomore album tanked.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/26/2020|
He is so unhealthy looking these days. Such a fatso.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/26/2020|
I think Niall is hot as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||08/26/2020|
goes beyond my understanding how someone could ever find that soggy flabby belly sexy! It looks like you touch it and it’ll still be wobbling five minutes later.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||08/26/2020|
He is so out of shape for a 26 year old.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||08/26/2020|
This song on fat Niall's latest album is good.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||08/29/2020|
At 26 he could easily drop the weight and hit the gym if a contract for millions was waived in front of him. If there is ever a boy band part 2 option I am sure he would be all over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||08/29/2020|
He is going to continue gaining
|by Anonymous||reply 66||08/30/2020|
I’m wondering who wins the contest of now looks the least like the 5 boys on that stage in 2010. Louis or Niall. I think Niall. Louis could take a shower and put on proper clothes and style his hair and be easily presentable. Niall on the other hand, is a pasty bloated potato face with a wobbly belly. Not such easy fixes for Niall.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||08/30/2020|
Yeah I agree R67. Niall should shed about 100 lbs of fat to even remotely look what he looked like back in 2010. He is completely bloated and it looks permanent
|by Anonymous||reply 68||08/31/2020|
I agree that Louis could be easily pulled back from his fug status. He had fillers and Botox around his eyes before he appeared as a judge on the UK X Factor. He was closely shaven every day and looked quite handsome. Since then, he's back with his black eye bags and yellow teeth, but these could be fixed.
Fat Niall seems incapable of shifting the lard and his face seems permanently altered. He never had that red flush in 1d.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||08/31/2020|
Juicy Irish breastesses!
At least we know he won't die of anorexia like that tattooed Paki junkie Zayn
|by Anonymous||reply 70||08/31/2020|
Yep. Fat Niall will die of obesity and other health problems that come with that. Interesting to see how fat he is going to be in a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||08/31/2020|
50 lbs overweight and an alcoholic, plus his sophomore album tanked. 2020 has been a terrible year for fat Niall.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/01/2020|
And fat alcoholic Niall is gonna get fatter still, so the year is just going to get worse for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/01/2020|
Fat Niall is in Barbados. All the photos show him eating and drinking alcohol. He's never papped swimming or even strolling around in these places.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/01/2020|
R74 Eating unhealthy stuff, I assume?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/01/2020|
Yep, fried everything. He's on a yacht in the day surrounded by different sized, empty glasses. Shirtless with his belly hanging.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/01/2020|
Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/01/2020|
Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/01/2020|
Actually looks like he is trying to suck that belly in. He is a proper fatso now.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/01/2020|
You are all a bit obsessed. If you watch the video that the pics in R77 came from, he really isn't all that fat at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/01/2020|
R81 His belly is hanging in the first photo. Fatty belly.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/01/2020|
R83 I am not saying he is Scrawny Ronnie but he isn't a flabby obese mess. It looks like he has been working out and losing weight the past couple months.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/01/2020|
Niall’s manboobs are getting pretty flabby too.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/01/2020|
Even if Niall lost weight he will gain it all back and more. He has never been a healthy boy, has he.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/01/2020|
The one poster trying to say he looks slim - nope. He hasn't been in shape since 2015. He started gaining as soon as he left 1d and went off on a lads' holiday for two months, drinking and eating his way round Thailand and Bali.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/01/2020|
He started ballooning in 2015? I wonder what his daily menu looks like.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/02/2020|
He once said that if he can't sleep he gets up and eats seven bowls of cereal! He also shared his 3am MacDonald's order and it totalled 2000 calories.
On vacation, I can imagine him starting to drink at breakfast and carrying on until he goes to bed. Bucks Fizz for breakfast, cocktails by the pool, wine and beer at lunch, liquor in the evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/02/2020|
What? Seven bowls of cereal? Absolutely sickening. I bet they’re some kind of sugary cereals, too. And who the hell eats McDonalds worth of 2000 calories? What does this human-pig stuff down his throat!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/02/2020|
His thick necky even in 2011 forecasts that he won't look good at 30.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/02/2020|
He is just going to get bigger. How many pounds is he going to gain the next few years?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/02/2020|
Eh, we’re a bit obsessed. I’m just taking the piss, as Niall would say. He looks fine for an average guy. But not for a mediocre singer. I really only have one issue with Niall though. He’s not Harry.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/02/2020|
What’s Niall’s MacDonald’s order?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/03/2020|
A Big Mac, six Chicken Selects, a cheeseburger, XL fries and 'another hamburger'.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/03/2020|
Does he eat three hamburgers on top of fries and chicken selects? A normal person would just get a meal.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/03/2020|
That is his idea of a meal.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/03/2020|
He was bland looking then and he is bland looking now. I don't understand how he would be considered sexually attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/03/2020|
His idea of a meal sounds super fattening. Does he eat that kind of food all day everyday? He probably loves his carbs and processed food.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/03/2020|
I calculated his orders calories out of interest and he eats a total of 2,500 calories in one meal. That’s above the daily average a man should eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/03/2020|
2500 calories at 3am! He must consume close to 10k cals every day. Guinness is 250 cals a pint. Here he is out drinking recently, looking cardiac arrest-ish with his fat red face.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/04/2020|
Disgusting. How does he starts his mornings if he eats 2500cals in the middle of the night
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/04/2020|
He probably has one of those huge full English breakfasts with beans, bacon, fried eggs, chips, fried onions and fried bread, followed by a basket a croissants.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/04/2020|
That just sounds disgusting. He’ll have dessert as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||09/05/2020|
Haha, do you think Niall has that breakfast everyday. Lol!
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/05/2020|
When he's on vacation he probably eats and drinks alcohol for about 18 hours a day non stop. Maybe even gets up in the night to eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/05/2020|
He’s the most gorgeous member of 1D. There’s nothing wrong with him. You queens are just bitter and jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/05/2020|
This is the best looking member of 1d. Niall looks like a greasy hog.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/05/2020|
He is the Irish one after all.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/05/2020|
He was never attractive. Liam was the only pretty one—
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/05/2020|
That time he took on a challenge to see how fast he could eat a large pizza.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/06/2020|
R112 Is he doing eating challenges too? At least looks like he can eat pizza very fast since it’s folded.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/06/2020|
Eating challenges? No fucking way
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/06/2020|
He's so gross and greasy looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/06/2020|
He looks so focused on that pizza it’s scary
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/07/2020|
Fat Niall got drunk again today and posted a pic of his flab and coarse chest hair. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/07/2020|
His chest looks soft. Not in a good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/07/2020|
His face is so greasy in that shirtless picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/07/2020|
More red faced greasiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/08/2020|
Looks like he just needs a little watermelon sugar.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/08/2020|
How did he ever get so chunky?
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/08/2020|
Face like raw caramel cookie dough
|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/09/2020|
And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/09/2020|
R123 That’s for sure what he has been eating! Who let him get so fat?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/09/2020|
'And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.'
Yeah, because fan girls sit around fat shaming their fave and calling him an alcoholic. Moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/09/2020|
Niall has a serious problem with alcohol. And it looks like he can’t control his eating either? Has he always had this problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/09/2020|
He boasted about being able to eat 24/7 and not put on weight in 2010 but his metabolism slowed right down when he entered his 20s.
New footage of 1d ordering at McDonald's has just been released. They're with James Corden doing Carpool Karaoke and it's early morning, but Fat Niall still orders a Big Mac!
Harry Styles only has an iced tea so we know why he's still looking fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/10/2020|
the stuff he sang on james corden show was dam good. his music is my fave, cept for a few of harrys....
he looks dam gooood too me....luv a bit of meat on my men
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/10/2020|
Fat Niall starts his mornings with burgers and continues the same menu until the night. At this pace he is going to end up being 300lbs in no time.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/10/2020|
I was always partial to a bit of Zayn, it's a shame he isn't well at the moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/10/2020|
Here's how he put on so much weight so quickly.
2015 and 2019.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/10/2020|
It's fat Niall's birthday! Imagine how much he's going to eat and drink.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/12/2020|
Fat Niall is going to eat and drink all day! He will start his morning with a massive cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/12/2020|
Beer belly is out for his 27th birthday!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/13/2020|
He is a lardo. I hope he gets fucking fat, he deserves it after bragging about his metabolism.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/13/2020|
He has got flabby rolls around his middle.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/13/2020|
What a tub of lard! And he's only 27? Imagine him at 40. That's not a body anyone should be showing off on a regular basis.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/13/2020|
Niall at 40 is going to be half heavier than he is now. A proper fatty.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/13/2020|
You guys actually think he is going to gain more weight?
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/14/2020|
Do you think his weight gain has altered his voice at all? I’ve been listing to a lot of early 1D lately and his voice was so nice back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/14/2020|
I think he sounds more breathy now that he is fatter.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||09/14/2020|
damn he fine...love him hunky....send him my way.....AWESOME MUSIC TOO
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/15/2020|
He might crush you with his belly though.....
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/15/2020|
He has a voice with a weird tone nowadays, like a cow mooing in a field.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/15/2020|
He clearly is turning into a cow. Or a pig! So it makes sense he sounds like those animals now.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||09/15/2020|
Send more pictures of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/15/2020|
How is he not embarrassed about his body? So flabby!
|by Anonymous||reply 150||09/16/2020|
From today. He looks massive. He's too short to carry off a huge wide upper body like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/16/2020|
Yeah, he looks very wide!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||09/17/2020|
He's getting a name for himself for bragging and boasting. When asked who his favourite singer was on a livestream, he replied 'myself' and there have been lots of other times he's said he looks hot or model like or his album is fantastic.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||09/17/2020|
I had no idea he went to work for the USPS. That should give him some pocket money to supplement his failing music career.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/17/2020|
He's dressed like a Trump voting 60 year old. Not surprised he's lost so many fans. He just runs round the globe with his new girlfriend and Irish freeloading cousins, spreading the virus and drinking every establishment dry.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/17/2020|
Was he on Downton Abbey during its entire run?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/17/2020|
I can’t believe he is gaining weight like that
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/17/2020|
He was on Downton Abbey. He played the west wing.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||09/20/2020|
He's got a new girlfriend. Maybe she's also his drinking partner.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/20/2020|
All his gfs have to love bars and pubs. They are expected to fit in with him, not the other way round.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/20/2020|
Maybe he craves the cock and has turned to booze as a substitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/20/2020|
Do the girls love food too?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||Last Monday at 4:09 AM|
UK pubs have a new 10pm curfew, much to Niall's horror.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||Last Tuesday at 3:40 PM|
They tried to make me to go to rehab, I SAID NO NO NO
|by Anonymous||reply 168||Last Tuesday at 3:44 PM|
Will he immediately head to Ireland, R167?
|by Anonymous||reply 169||Last Tuesday at 3:47 PM|
Probably somewhere warmer, I think.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||Last Tuesday at 3:54 PM|
Yep so he can drink and eat all night
|by Anonymous||reply 171||Last Wednesday at 12:21 AM|
Niall is a gross overweight pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||Last Thursday at 2:56 AM|
Poor fat Niall is jealous of the new pics of Harry looking toned by the pool.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||Last Friday at 4:21 PM|
Niall got himself a massive belly.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||Last Friday at 8:02 PM|
MMMM, i desire to have his thick ass on my face while i pinch and pull on his pink tittys so hard he screams with joy.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||Last Friday at 9:29 PM|