Alcoholic Niall Horan of One Direction

We’re all alcoholics now due to covid - relax sis!

Why did this make me laugh so hard? It’s sad.

Is he getting Big Round Irish Head Syndrome yet?

Seems like only yesterday he was a cute, slim blond twink.

It’s true that he has gained a lot of weight. Any recent photos of him? Is his alcohol consumption getting worse?

Shenshational!

Great link, OP

What happened to him?

He looks like a fat red faced farmer these days.

OP, why wouldn't you post a picture? A lot of us are eldergays who have no idea what he looks like.

PIC?

Receipts??

I guess his one direction is down.

Link?

R4 I didn’t know Gloria was sick!

Here's a side by side comparing his face in 2015 and now. Note the fat deposits on his forehead and cheeks, plus the red flush.

Meth should help with the weight loss.

R16 Yikes. His eyes look dead too.

Very few boybanders can carry their looks into adulthood. He isn’t one of them. The photos above are only five years apart but they look closer to fifteen. Does he still perform as a solo artist? Or is singing pretty much in the past? I wonder how long until he appears on Dancing With The Stars.

R19, he released his second solo album last March, but it got a third of the sales of his first album in its debut week and was off the Billboard 200 after three weeks. A lot of his fans have defected to BTS and Shawn Mendes.

Boyband fans are superficial and usually pick a favourite based on their appearance. They liked the skinny blond boy and are turned off by how he looks now.

He’s starting to look like Russell Crowe to me

R21 I was thinking the same.

Still not as heartbreaking as Brian McFadden.

love his music, he is still hot and he is a nice guy.

R23 I think he looks better on the right

Niall does look like Russell Crowe in r16. Hopefully he won’t fully pork out.

I think he still looks good. I don't get the issue. He is getting older.

Like r25 he is a nice guy. Plus, we have been in a pandemic. Many of us have gained weight.

sorry, meant r24

SPAZZZZZZZZZ

He was always the boring spare part in the background of One Direction. No one really ever spared a thought for him, what with Styles’ underaged hipster romps and Payne threatening to jump off buildings while drunk and Malik speedballing off his face. Even his vices seems quaint - he’s a Millennial still in his twenties, but he loves going to the pub and playing golf with retired footballers. He frankly seems too down-to-earth and rustic for the others.

I think he will fully pork out. Already looks like a pig.

He does look a bit like Russell Crowe.

His weight fluctuates a lot depending on how much he's had to drink. Here's a live IG video from May 26th and he looks fine. Granted, that was three months ago.

Above vid is shirtless, BTW. And shows his legs, which are nice.

I loved him on Downton Abbey!

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

He keeps posting shirtless pics but his body is horrible. Beer belly and so much coarse light brown chest hair. When he went on SNL they had him playing the ghost of a 70s pimp because of that. He looks 40, not 26.

It’s like everyone here forgot that he is IRISH!

Brian McFadden fought the flab and the broken veins for years longer than Horan. Horan seems to have peaked at 22. What a shame.

I still would.

R38 true. McFadden still looked quite gorge when he was with Delta Goodrem in the late ‘00s. Possibly helps that he still had a modestly successful solo career in a not-yet-dead pop industry, back then.

It’s only within the last decade that he really lost the grip on his looks, since Westlife told him he can’t reunite with them and since he entered his 40s. He’s nicer-looking as well as naturally taller and thinner than Horan, in any event.

It just seems like the weight gain is in his genes. He doesn’t look naturally slim. Chub everywhere.

He must have packed on at least 60 lbs since 2011.

Whoa he has doubled in size! He used to have such a cute little face too.

Horan was barely 16 when the band was assembled, 26 now. Don't know about you guys, but I changed a lot physically in those 10 boy-to-man years.

Just saw an interview with him. Still very cute, super nice guy and love his music.

UGLY

The other 1d men have barely altered.

Zayn is skinny as a snake and has a tiny dick.

Harry has a good, muscular, slim body but a hideous moustache.

Liam has great abs but has Xanax induced dementia.

Louis is a scrawny rodent.

Niall has aged 20 years since 2015 and lost nearly all his fans.

R47 And gained 40 pounds of fat

An Irish drunk. Shocking.

“Slow Hands” was an amazing song, but nothing on this last album (nor the desperate subsequent “promo singles” since) is half as good as that. That said, I’m still a relative fan. The insane popularity of Harry’s insipid and obscenely redundant “Watermelon Sugar” is, to use a pun, a definite sign of the times, I suppose (and I actually adored Harry’s first album and some of the new one). Both seem to be good eggs, though.

Zayn will slide right back into drugs to cope with the anxiety of parenting a squalling newborn. He will cite stress and phone his opiates dealer as soon as he gets back from the hospital.

Niall is so fat and gross now. Him in about 15 years is gonna be a blubbery mess of fat rolls upon rolls.

Six pints of Guinness and still not drunk! His tolerance must be sky high. Liam Payne was/is a self confessed alcoholic too. Louis smokes 60 cigarettes a day, Harry likes doing mushrooms, and Zayn is addicted to Xanax and Fentanyl.

I like that he's normal looking. Every other member of 1D is still skinny because they're all drug addicts, and that isn't exaggeration or hyperbole. At least we know that Niall isn't hoovering up mountains of white in his spare time like Harry or Liam.

Yep. Niall is just stuffing his face with mountains of greasy burgers!

Fans have deserted Niall in droves because of his new image. Nobody would put that lard ass in a boyband. If Harry and Liam shaved they'd still make the grade as they've kept their weight stable and maintained their muscles by working out a lot.

Runty Louis looks way too old to be in a boyband with his hooded eyes and smoker's complexion. Zayn looks too skinny and strung out.

Niall is a fat joke. His sophomore album tanked.

He is so unhealthy looking these days. Such a fatso.

I think Niall is hot as fuck.

Chubby chaser at R59.

His belly is sexy

goes beyond my understanding how someone could ever find that soggy flabby belly sexy! It looks like you touch it and it’ll still be wobbling five minutes later.

He is so out of shape for a 26 year old.

This song on fat Niall's latest album is good.

At 26 he could easily drop the weight and hit the gym if a contract for millions was waived in front of him. If there is ever a boy band part 2 option I am sure he would be all over it.

He is going to continue gaining

I’m wondering who wins the contest of now looks the least like the 5 boys on that stage in 2010. Louis or Niall. I think Niall. Louis could take a shower and put on proper clothes and style his hair and be easily presentable. Niall on the other hand, is a pasty bloated potato face with a wobbly belly. Not such easy fixes for Niall.

Yeah I agree R67. Niall should shed about 100 lbs of fat to even remotely look what he looked like back in 2010. He is completely bloated and it looks permanent

I agree that Louis could be easily pulled back from his fug status. He had fillers and Botox around his eyes before he appeared as a judge on the UK X Factor. He was closely shaven every day and looked quite handsome. Since then, he's back with his black eye bags and yellow teeth, but these could be fixed.

Fat Niall seems incapable of shifting the lard and his face seems permanently altered. He never had that red flush in 1d.

Juicy Irish breastesses!

At least we know he won't die of anorexia like that tattooed Paki junkie Zayn

Yep. Fat Niall will die of obesity and other health problems that come with that. Interesting to see how fat he is going to be in a few years.

50 lbs overweight and an alcoholic, plus his sophomore album tanked. 2020 has been a terrible year for fat Niall.

And fat alcoholic Niall is gonna get fatter still, so the year is just going to get worse for him.

Fat Niall is in Barbados. All the photos show him eating and drinking alcohol. He's never papped swimming or even strolling around in these places.

R74 Eating unhealthy stuff, I assume?

Yep, fried everything. He's on a yacht in the day surrounded by different sized, empty glasses. Shirtless with his belly hanging.

Pics

Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat

Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat

Actually looks like he is trying to suck that belly in. He is a proper fatso now.

You are all a bit obsessed. If you watch the video that the pics in R77 came from, he really isn't all that fat at all.

He's a greasy mess.

R81 His belly is hanging in the first photo. Fatty belly.

R83 I am not saying he is Scrawny Ronnie but he isn't a flabby obese mess. It looks like he has been working out and losing weight the past couple months.

Niall’s manboobs are getting pretty flabby too.

Even if Niall lost weight he will gain it all back and more. He has never been a healthy boy, has he.

The one poster trying to say he looks slim - nope. He hasn't been in shape since 2015. He started gaining as soon as he left 1d and went off on a lads' holiday for two months, drinking and eating his way round Thailand and Bali.

He started ballooning in 2015? I wonder what his daily menu looks like.

He once said that if he can't sleep he gets up and eats seven bowls of cereal! He also shared his 3am MacDonald's order and it totalled 2000 calories.

On vacation, I can imagine him starting to drink at breakfast and carrying on until he goes to bed. Bucks Fizz for breakfast, cocktails by the pool, wine and beer at lunch, liquor in the evening.

What? Seven bowls of cereal? Absolutely sickening. I bet they’re some kind of sugary cereals, too. And who the hell eats McDonalds worth of 2000 calories? What does this human-pig stuff down his throat!

His thick necky even in 2011 forecasts that he won't look good at 30.

He is just going to get bigger. How many pounds is he going to gain the next few years?

Eh, we’re a bit obsessed. I’m just taking the piss, as Niall would say. He looks fine for an average guy. But not for a mediocre singer. I really only have one issue with Niall though. He’s not Harry.

What’s Niall’s MacDonald’s order?

A Big Mac, six Chicken Selects, a cheeseburger, XL fries and 'another hamburger'.

Does he eat three hamburgers on top of fries and chicken selects? A normal person would just get a meal.

That is his idea of a meal.

He was bland looking then and he is bland looking now. I don't understand how he would be considered sexually attractive.

His idea of a meal sounds super fattening. Does he eat that kind of food all day everyday? He probably loves his carbs and processed food.

I calculated his orders calories out of interest and he eats a total of 2,500 calories in one meal. That’s above the daily average a man should eat.

Call Dr., NOW!

2500 calories at 3am! He must consume close to 10k cals every day. Guinness is 250 cals a pint. Here he is out drinking recently, looking cardiac arrest-ish with his fat red face.

Disgusting. How does he starts his mornings if he eats 2500cals in the middle of the night

He probably has one of those huge full English breakfasts with beans, bacon, fried eggs, chips, fried onions and fried bread, followed by a basket a croissants.

That just sounds disgusting. He’ll have dessert as well.

Haha, do you think Niall has that breakfast everyday. Lol!

When he's on vacation he probably eats and drinks alcohol for about 18 hours a day non stop. Maybe even gets up in the night to eat.

He’s the most gorgeous member of 1D. There’s nothing wrong with him. You queens are just bitter and jealous.

This is the best looking member of 1d. Niall looks like a greasy hog.

He is the Irish one after all.

He was never attractive. Liam was the only pretty one—

That time he took on a challenge to see how fast he could eat a large pizza.

R112 Is he doing eating challenges too? At least looks like he can eat pizza very fast since it’s folded.

Eating challenges? No fucking way

He's so gross and greasy looking.

He looks so focused on that pizza it’s scary

Fat Niall got drunk again today and posted a pic of his flab and coarse chest hair. Gross.

His chest looks soft. Not in a good way.

His face is so greasy in that shirtless picture.

More red faced greasiness.

Looks like he just needs a little watermelon sugar.

How did he ever get so chunky?

Face like raw caramel cookie dough

And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.

R123 That’s for sure what he has been eating! Who let him get so fat?

'And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.'

Yeah, because fan girls sit around fat shaming their fave and calling him an alcoholic. Moron.

Niall has a serious problem with alcohol. And it looks like he can’t control his eating either? Has he always had this problem?

He boasted about being able to eat 24/7 and not put on weight in 2010 but his metabolism slowed right down when he entered his 20s.

New footage of 1d ordering at McDonald's has just been released. They're with James Corden doing Carpool Karaoke and it's early morning, but Fat Niall still orders a Big Mac!

Harry Styles only has an iced tea so we know why he's still looking fit.

the stuff he sang on james corden show was dam good. his music is my fave, cept for a few of harrys....

he looks dam gooood too me....luv a bit of meat on my men

Fat Niall starts his mornings with burgers and continues the same menu until the night. At this pace he is going to end up being 300lbs in no time.

I was always partial to a bit of Zayn, it's a shame he isn't well at the moment.

Tasty Zayn.

Here's how he put on so much weight so quickly.

2015 and 2019.

Gross pig like man

It's fat Niall's birthday! Imagine how much he's going to eat and drink.

Fat Niall is going to eat and drink all day! He will start his morning with a massive cake.

Beer belly is out for his 27th birthday!

He is a lardo. I hope he gets fucking fat, he deserves it after bragging about his metabolism.

He has got flabby rolls around his middle.

What a tub of lard! And he's only 27? Imagine him at 40. That's not a body anyone should be showing off on a regular basis.

Niall at 40 is going to be half heavier than he is now. A proper fatty.

You guys actually think he is going to gain more weight?

Do you think his weight gain has altered his voice at all? I’ve been listing to a lot of early 1D lately and his voice was so nice back then.

I think he sounds more breathy now that he is fatter.

damn he fine...love him hunky....send him my way.....AWESOME MUSIC TOO

He might crush you with his belly though.....

He has a voice with a weird tone nowadays, like a cow mooing in a field.

He clearly is turning into a cow. Or a pig! So it makes sense he sounds like those animals now.

Send more pictures of him.

How is he not embarrassed about his body? So flabby!

From today. He looks massive. He's too short to carry off a huge wide upper body like that.

He is getting bigger.

that outfit is tragic

Yeah, he looks very wide!

He's getting a name for himself for bragging and boasting. When asked who his favourite singer was on a livestream, he replied 'myself' and there have been lots of other times he's said he looks hot or model like or his album is fantastic.

He loves his fatty self.

I had no idea he went to work for the USPS. That should give him some pocket money to supplement his failing music career.

He's dressed like a Trump voting 60 year old. Not surprised he's lost so many fans. He just runs round the globe with his new girlfriend and Irish freeloading cousins, spreading the virus and drinking every establishment dry.

Was he on Downton Abbey during its entire run?

I can’t believe he is gaining weight like that

He was on Downton Abbey. He played the west wing.

Was he?

He's got a new girlfriend. Maybe she's also his drinking partner.

All his gfs have to love bars and pubs. They are expected to fit in with him, not the other way round.

Maybe he craves the cock and has turned to booze as a substitute.

Do the girls love food too?

UK pubs have a new 10pm curfew, much to Niall's horror.

They tried to make me to go to rehab, I SAID NO NO NO

Will he immediately head to Ireland, R167?

Probably somewhere warmer, I think.

Yep so he can drink and eat all night

Niall is a pig.

Niall is a gross overweight pig.

Poor fat Niall is jealous of the new pics of Harry looking toned by the pool.

^😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣^

Niall got himself a massive belly.

MMMM, i desire to have his thick ass on my face while i pinch and pull on his pink tittys so hard he screams with joy.

You would suffocate because he is so heavy

Harry loves to play with Niall's belly and tits.

Why is people so mean to Niall? he is one of the nicest singers out there.

And he is able to speak spanish without an accent (and being funny while he does it)

Harry playing with Niall’s fat belly sounds funny

Niall seems more like a real human being and more likable than the rest of 1D. The fact has doesn't have the same amount of mentally ill fangirls who bully and troll the internet is very refreshing. I wish the best for Niall

Niall deserves to get fat! He is a pig.

This is out of shape?

R184, his belly is really hanging there. Disgusting.

Bulging belly!!! He looks so flabby and out of shape. He’s been eating lots of burgers.

R184 That is out of shape. Definitely.

R184 must be some gross 300 pounder if he thinks those pictures show a guy who's in shape.

Yep. Soon Nialler will be a 300 pounder too.

Nialler 300 pounder!

Harry loves to rub Niall's belly while feeding him chips. His favorite thing is the press of Niall's belly against Harry's back as Niall fucks him.

What should Niall’s and Harry’s portmanteau couple name be? Narry? Hiall?

R192 Narry a day goes by that Niall doesn't pound the hell out of that.

On his good days, he even manages to roll off before passing out.

Harry: Just as long as it isn't Louis - cripes!

Athletic Harry wouldn't be interested in fucking a wobbly blob of lard like Niall! He'd choose a guy who's in shape.

Harry would feed Niall cakes and see his belly growing bigger!

R194 Niall is wobbly?

Does Niall like hamburgers

He likes all kinds of burgers

And my guess is that he likes other unhealthy foods too

Never underestimate the magic a good stylist can work. This is a normal average dad-bod guy wearing a sweatshirt...

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Sorry, R200 here. This is Niall unstyled, being the normal dorky bloke he actually is:

Tubby, short legged and fug in both photos. His attempts at modelling were laughable - no wonder Wilhelmina dumped him earlier this year. A double chin on a popstar is unforgivable.

His face is so round, and that double chin is so prominent. He has gained so much weight in the recent years. Doubt he will lose that double chin ever.

Drunk or sober. Fat or thin. I'll take him regardless.

He’s unattractive regardless.

R205 Even when he is 300 pounds? Gross pig.

I can’t even imagine being crushed under his wobbly body. That’s a nightmare.

[quote] He’s unattractive regardless.

$70 million seems very attractive to me.

I’ve found him and Zane are the most attractive ones in the group.

Niall is too fat. He’s just got a dad bod, and is still growing.

He's the only one from One Direction that didn't cover his body in tattoos.

Probably should’ve, to hide his blubber and stretch marks.

Chunky or not, he’s still hotter than most the guys posting here I bet.

Wow, you guys are tough. I think Niall's cute and love the chest hair. And why does every pop star have to be a cover boy? I'm not a huge fan of his music but he's not as bad as some others. Skinny, nail-polish-wearing Harry leaves me cold.

Is he uncut like most Irishmen?

Probably

Harry Styles isn't skinny at all. R215 is a chubby chaser if she finds Lard Horan attractive.

I much prefer chunky hunky Horan! But Harry is getting chubby too!

R218 Are all Niall’s fans chubby chasers then?

Harry looked like shit in his bit on SNL last night. He is very talented and charismatic, though, unlike Niall. To say either of them (especially Harry) is fat is absurd, though. Niall is chubby, but Harry is not. Instagram has rotted your tiny little brains.

I think Niall is fine with being chubby. It’s just the way his body is.

oh i love him with meat on them bones...big hot ass to lick and kiss an slobber on.....i want him

Fat Niall is through to the final of the Billboard Fan Army competition, with his stans The Alkies going all out to beat Harry Styles in the semi finals.

'oh i love him with meat on them bones...big hot ass to lick and kiss an slobber on.....i want him'

Imagine the flatulence and compacted stools he has from all those burgers and protein/carb pig outs. You'd need to give him an enema before you fucked him and he'd be too drunk to get hard enough to fuck you.

I thought he had a fast metabolism!

New pic of Fat Niall.

He seems to have more teeth than the average human.

Yeah he does so he can eat more.

Huge podgy upper body and thin legs. Not a good combination. Much prefer hunky ripped Liam Payne.

Normal - but if he wants to be a star,meh has to sacrifice evething to appearances.

Niall looks deformed. How did his belly get so big? And he formed a double chin too.

Niall started a thread here.

Poor Niall. His diet consists of beer and junk food!

Only beer and junk food.

Niall is gross. All that blubber on a 27 year old isn't attractive.

I like his blubber! He looks soft and bouncy.

The skinny polio legs don't match the fat body. He's a mess.

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He should try to cover up instead of wear tight clothes. You can see every single blubber roll through that top.

Looking fat and greasy here.

Horrible, R241. He is oozing grease.

Am I the only one who thinks he looks--dare I say it--normal? Whomever mentioned him fucking Harry and Harry loving his sweaty belly pushing into him, I might've jerked off to that visual. Might've=I did.

Gross his belly is so greasy sweaty and hairy. And hanging. Disgusting.

Niall is revolting

He is overweight

The fat blobs on his face are so weird. I've never seen such a greasy guy.

Why does he have those weird lumps on his forehead? In a few years his double chin is going to be massive too.

At least Niall seems like a real person. Harry seems as fake as Taylor Swift.

How did he even get there? Soft all over, such a fatty.

Does he like being fat

Funny how people keep trying to deflect from the topic of Niall's gross weight gain onto Harry Styles. This thread isn't about him.

Here he is out last night with another obese 20 something. super gross Lewis Capaldi. London is under a lockdown which means you can't socialise inside with someone outside your household, but alcoholic Niall ignores all that and heads off to the pub.

That Lewis Capaldi guy is massive. No wonder they are good friends with Niall. Both junk food addicts.

Lewis looks like Niall and Ed Sheeran had a baby. 🤮

Capaldi is really obese, though. Probably on a similar diet to Niall’s.

Niall and Lewis Fataldi don't seem to care about getting covid. They should, because overweight people get much more severe symptoms.

‘Lewis Fataldi’ 😂

Do young ladies even fancy these lard asses?

Niall and Lewis have some chubby chasers in their fandoms but Niall in general has lost two thirds of his fans since 2017, when he still looked cute.

Huge fat face

Chubby chaser fandom! Sounds bad. Do they openly admit they love these lardos and their weight gain?

Some of them have tumblr blogs devoted to his belly.

Disgusting. Have you seen them? Let’s have a laugh.

This one. Even her header is a pic of him looking like a porker.

Why is everyone on DL obsessed with fat? Which in this case is hardly morbid obesity?

R265 Niall looks so bloated in that pic that’s on the link. He is a porker, indeed. One of the newest posts was that girl saying how cute those belly rolls are! LMFAO

R267, if you search 'tummy' on her blog hundreds of posts come up dating back years. She also thinks Lewis Fataldi is cute and hot.

Why does he not look bad to me in any of these "horrible" pictures? What am I missing? He looks like a healthy person who gained little weight - which isn't unusual from 16 to 26. The weight gain isn't extreme and isn't even unattractive. His face doesn't look unhealthy.

Lewis Capaldi hot and cute? He is an obese fatty. This girl has some issues. Maybe she is one of those who admire weight gain. Or feeding and buying food to other people? I once watched a documentary about them. She is definitely a chubby chaser. No one with normal, working brain would find that guy hot or cute.

Lol, not tired anymore as I am laughing at these “tummy” posts now. She describes it as a ’pillow’! Hundreds of posts about bellies too.

'The weight gain isn't extreme and isn't even unattractive. His face doesn't look unhealthy.'

You must be a fatty yourself if you think that lardy Niall looks good. He's unrecognisable from how he looked in 1d. The other 1d men haven't piled on the pounds like he has. It is extreme. I reckon he's doubled in weight since 2010.

I am still scrolling. You didn’t lie when you said there were hundreds of them.

That girl yihooniall is famous on Tumblr for her belly worship.

That’s embarrassing. Imagine being known for loving fat. She seems to post so much about Niall’s big belly. There was even a photo of Capaldi’s stretch mark covered belly and she said it was cute.

Horrible!

I think Niall has a better face than the other English 1D rat. I hope he sees this thread and is going to eat less pork.

Dang, is she known in the Nialler fandom for her belly worship! Lolz.

R277 You mean fatter face?

R272 I figured some as*hole would say "you must be a fatty yourself" - nope, I'm 5'10", weight 168. I just don't think he looks that fat. Of course he doesn't look as thin as when he was 16. When I was 16 I weighed 135.

[quote] Why is everyone on DL obsessed with fat?

Because it looks disgusting.

Niall is obese.

That shirtless photo of Lewis Capaldi is disgusting. How can someone say that’s cute or hot. What kind of person is she?

Yes, she is notorious for her belly worship. A definite feeder type. Capaldi is revolting.

Feeder type! Those people love seeing other people eating and gaining weight.

How does it make that girl a feeder?

That woman who runs yihooniall gets excited when she sees gross Niall and Fataldi eating burgers or drinking beer together because it means their bellies are getting bigger. She also famously gave Niall a basket of easter eggs plus she is very overweight herself.

Why does she get excited that their bellies are getting bigger? Gross. Did she gift Niall a big basket of easter eggs for him to eat so he would get fatter? Definition of a feeder. Do we know if she has fed Lewis Capaldi too?

Doesn’t surprise me that she is a fatty herself. You said she is ‘very overweight’ so, how overweight is she? Did that person say she gave Niall a basket of chocolate? Has she said she wants them to gain weight? Because if she did, that is sooo embarrassing! A lot of questions but I find it amusing that, that kind of people exist.

Nile Whore Ann?

Real gross

Where is R287? Come on tell us what you know about the crazy lady.

Yep, the person left us hanging.

Yihooniall is about an UK size 24 (US 28) with a very fat, round face. She's a stalker level fan who moved from Finland to London so she could stalk Niall, and has met him several times. Lasy year and in 2018 she went over to Scotland and Ireland to see him play golf and had about twenty concerts booked before he cancelled his 2020 tour, including two in LA which is 13 hours' flight time from London.

She is such a craven Niall stan that she even writes using his weird inaccurate punctuation style, leaving a gap before commas and full stops.

[quote] leaving a gap before commas and full stops.

Thus is sinful. Where is the Evening Punctuationist when one needs him?

[quote] leaving a gap before commas and full stops.

This is sinful. Where is the Evening Punctuationist when one needs him

UK size 24?! She is fucking massive. Based on what you said about her being obsessed with Niall she probably copies his diet too and stuffs her belly every day. That stalker habit is scary too. Who would move to a different country just to be able to stalk someone like Niall?

Maybe she likes fat celebs because she is fat herself and relates to them? Doesn’t necessarily mean she is a ‘feeder type’?

Here's her latest post, calling Fataldi a 'cutie pie'.

A photo of Capaldi eating a burger! Of course. She is incorrigible.

Definitely a feeder type. She loves seeing those guys eating, doesn’t she?

Using ‘pie’ as describing him is beyond hilarious, too. Of course comparing him to food.

'Pie'!!! She loves seeing these guys eat. Definite Feeder mentality.

There's a gif of Niall eating burgers in a car with fat Sam Smith that she got really excited about too.

How does she show the excitement? Is she always celebrating these fatties greasy meals?

She gets excited because they’re gaining weight? Bigger bellies?

She just posted another pic of Fataldi stuffing his face, an even worse one, and complained because she bought some ugly yellow Niall merch in a size Large and it was too small.

Does she think Capaldi looks cute in that? He is disgusting. And fat.

I love the name Fataldi. Suits him perfectly.

New Tatler interview with Emma and Josh.

If she is an UK size 24 of course LARGE is going to be too small for her ffs. She needs the merch in a size XXL.

LOVE that new trailer! Is that song How Soon is Now by The Smiths?

I think the new castings work, with some reservations. Josh looks and sounds so similar to Charles, as does Emma. Two inches shorter and more round faced, without the huge flashing blue eyes, but at least her eyes are light, not brown like Olivia's.

Maggie Thatcher never had that willowy grace Anderson has, or her sculptured face, and the accent seems a bit constipated. Maggie came from Grantham where many speak in a whiny Lincolnshire accent. She tried to 'speak posh' but retained the whine.

Wrong thread.

Yihoo spends ALL her spare money on ugly Niall merch.

Does she buy other Niall related things too? Just merch? And what’s that story about her giving him chocolate?

According to this he's raking in the dough. So to speak...

He only increased his net wealth by 200k last year, so he's not doing that well. Styles has made £40m since 2017, more than he made in 1d. Lazy Zayn has made only £5m since he left in 2015.

Here's Chubby Chaser Gemma (her real name) talking about giving Niall chocolate. I had to scroll past so many photos of cakes and biscuits that she'd reblogged. Btw, she answers all anon asks, even mean ones! She loves the attention, like Lard Horan himself.

She seems so proud. If I am not wrong, it’s obvious she gave that chocolate to him so he would eat more calories and gain weight. Another proof of her being a feeder.

‘I had to scroll past so many photos of cakes and biscuits that she'd reblogged.‘ LOLZ! She posts about food too? Fatso.

Is she a feeder or chubby chaser? What’s the difference? And so, did Niall end up eating the chocolate she gave him?

She doesn't see Niall enough to be his feeder but I'm sure she'd happily play that role for a fat boyfriend if she finds one.

Why are you so sure she wants to fatten them up

She will definitely find a fat boyfriend. Sounds like she would enjoy feeding him. She is probably a feeder and a chubby chaser. She just loves fat in general and seeing her favourite fatties eat. Lol!

I am invested in this now. She is hilarious.

I saw some other pictures of Niall eating in her blog. Why does she find it fascinating ?

Gemma is such a fatso name too.

Has she got food for Fataldi too?

Gemma likes to go out and get very drunk with her crew, copying Hogran and Fataldi. One night she sent Fataldi a drunken dm saying 'marry me'. No doubt if he does paid Meet and Greets in 2025 or whenever people tour again, she'll be there with a basket of chocolate for him.

Why does she have to be just like her idols?

She wants Fataldi to marry her? Lewis would be double the size he is now when Gemma would be feeding him. I think both of them would enjoy that, though!

If she gave Niall Hogran chocolate, then it’s guaranteed she will give Fataldi fattening treats and snacks too. Do you think she will reveal that on her Tumblr blog too? Might have follow her , so I can laugh whenever she posts her feeder mentality.

She hasn't been to a Fataldi Meet and Greet yet so hasn't had the opportunity to load him up with chocolate but I'm sure she plans to.

England is plunged into a really strict lockdown from Thursday, with all pubs and bars and restaurants closed. How will Alcoholic Niall cope?

Oh, she definitely plans to load him up with chocolate and other treats. I have just seen from her blog that she has been baking fattening brownies.

Niall will have a hard time coping with the new rules. He will get drunk at home every night now.

I saw those brownies too! Huge, grossly fattening slabs for her 'host family'. Living like an exchange student even though she is in her late 20s.

Can we see a picture of the brownies?

She does want to make everyone around her fat. I could imagine her baking for Fataldi and Hogran too, and those lardos would love her baking.

She just posted Lewis Fataldi surrounded by pints of beer.

Is she calling him cute again?

He face is so fat and potato like. He looks like he gained weight.

Brownies. She hasn't bothered to slice them up as she probably devours them whole.

Do you think she eats them herself?

I agree that Fataldi looks fatter than before. Has he been drinking and stuffing his face all this time?

Another month of strict lockdown for the UK, which Fataldi will spend eating and drinking beer all day in his apartment.

Those brownies are definitely packed with calories. They’re glistening with grease. Topped with sugar sprinkles. Those are made for people who love weight gain.

That Gemma girl is going to be excited to see Fataldi getting fatter. She will probably gain weight herself too!

Who else is going to eat those brownies? Of course it’s all for herself. Right R337?

She pretends that they're for her host family, but she probably ate them all before the hosts could get to them.

Sounds like she is very greedy. Is she like proper fat? Definitely devoured all of those brownies as she hadn’t even sliced them.

I think she is the kind of person whose company just makes you gain weight.

Here's a picture of her at a listening party in London. She is next to fat Niall with her hands on his back. Dark hair and a very round face.

She looks chubby and of course next to her fat idol, Niall Hogran. Did she give chocolate to fatty Niall that day?

^ ‘Did she give chocolate to fatty Niall that day?’ Is this a new euphemism for heterosexual fuck making?

But why would this girl just bake for herself?

She baked it for the family she rents a room from in London but probably just gave them one of the slabs and ate the other.

Side by side of gross Lewis from 2015 and 2019. The blubbery bitch has doubled in size.

R350 Omg, she probably gave the smaller slab for the family and ate the massive one herself! The girl is plumbing up with her fat idol, Lewis Fataldi.

Capaldi lost his neck and jaw line. Completely. He is so blubbery these days.

Sorry, R350 and R352, why do you think she ate the whole thing? How do you know she is such a big eater?

It looks like his neck got so much shorter.

She just posted gross greasy Fataldi with the caption 'what a babe'. Capaldi looks sheepish as if he knows how bad he looks. He's got some McDonald's logos behind him so might be sponsored by them. God knows he eats there enough.

What a babe! No fucking way. Look at him holding his round belly. Definitely looks like he is sponsored by McDonald’s. Pretty sure that he eats there a few times a week, just like Niall Horan.

Chubby Chaser Gemma just posted a table full of alcoholic drinks. This is the example Alkie Niall sets his stans.

Fuck. Now I want brownies and a margarita.

Niall is a bad example if he makes his fans drink so much. Look at the amount of alcohol they have on the table! Wonder how many people they shared it with?

R350 Fat-Lumbering-Niall, maybe Chubby Chaser Gemma will feed you some brownies!

This just came up in my explore. I don’t even follow 1D anything on ig.

R356 She calls that a babe? What does she see in him? Why does she think he is hot? So gross.

I wonder where she gets the money to drink like that in London on a Wednesday night. Maybe she has a fat sugar daddy somewhere.

Fat sugar daddy! Why not regular size? Or does she only like guys that are overweight?

We know she only likes massive pie eaters who top 300 lbs.

How do we know that???

R363 What does she see in him? Fat, blubber, a massive belly, double chin. Shall I go on? She seems to love these guys for their weight.

Does Lewis top 300lbs?

If he doesn't, he will soon.

Niall Hogran has some kind of live concert on Saturday night so we'll be able to see if he's put on more blubber since he was last seen in public.

I think Lewis could easily top 300lbs but if he doesn’t yet we know he will soon.

R371 I think he has. Always gaining weight.

Does that Chubby Chaser Gemma want to be like Fataldi and Hogran? Big and fat? She seems to really like weight gain and lard.

R371 What are your bets? Is he going to look bigger?

This is the most "DL" thread I've seen here in a long time

New pic of Niall and he looks massive.

Lard Horan. He does look like a pig.

He looks like a pig and he is a pig. His belly looks flabby.

I think you guys are ridiculous calling some random Tumblr blogger a chubby chaser. What’s the proof?

She calls Lewis Capaldi 'cute' R380.

Does that make her a chubby chaser?

LARD HORAN!!!! He is so fat! He was so cute and thin a couple of years ago.

R380

She's dedicated her blog to 'niall's tummy' and only reblogs photos of him looking fat. She has a whole tag with hundreds of posts about his 'tummy'. She also worships Capaldi, but only since he put on weight. Rhapsodizing about his belly too. She admits to giving Niall a gift of chocolate too.

That's a chubby chaser. Maybe you are one too and feel targeted?

She started to like Capaldi only when he got mega fat? Did she post about his belly too? I saw she has a tag for Niall’s tummy. But really? Hundreds of posts?

Giving him chocolate to make him fat?

I don’t think that makes her a chubby chaser. I had a look and she wasn’t praising bellies. I just saw her title, but not posts about Niall’s belly. Maybe you’re overreacting? R384

Or maybe she hasn’t posted about it in a while because she doesn’t like it anymore.

She posts about his belly every few days. Stop trying to derail the thread. As if the fat worshipper would change the habit of a lifetime.

Lard Horan has a livestreamed gig tonight.

That’s enough proof of her being a chubby chaser. If she has hundreds of posts about Niall’s tummy I think that tells us enough! Hasn’t she been posting about that gross belly for years?

R20, sounds just like DLers to me.

She didn’t post about Capadi’s belly or praise his weight, did she?

This thread is bizarre. Why are you people mad that he’s gained weight as he’s aged? Some weird pathological shit is going on in here

This thread is bizarre. Why are you people mad that he’s gained weight as he’s aged? Some weird pathological shit is going on in here

'Aged' R393? He went from 23 to 26 and gained 60 lbs! He's not 50 now. You're clearly a lardo yourself.

New pics out of the soundcheck and he looks MASSIVE.

60 pounds in 3 years? Whoa. Share them soundcheck pictures with us.

MASSIVE.

Wait I think he got fatter!!?

He. Is. Huge.

Globally he only sold 120k tickets. Billie Eilish did a similar concert last week and sold 1m. Fat Niall's audience has shrunk even if his belly has not.

His audience is shrinking as his belly is getting bigger!

How is Chubby Chaser Gemma doing?

Another photo from tonight. For some reason he decided to cosplay Harry Styles and wore some silk Bode trousers, each leg a completely different pattern. His ass looks gigantic. Yihoniall captioned these 'delicious' with lots of peach emojis.

Wow, his ass looks so wide and fat. Of course her caption says ‘delicious’ with peach emojis. She probably loves that fatty and greasy ass. The heavier he gets the happier she is, right?

His ass is round and wide like a plus size woman's. So unattractive on a young guy who's supposed to be a heartthrob. Even Harry hasn't worn dumbass asymmetrical trousers.

It’s literally fat and no muscle at all. He is piling on the pounds around his mid-section and ass, it seems. Going to just get bigger and bigger.

It’s literally fat and no muscle at all. He is piling on the pounds around his mid-section and ass, it seems. Going to just get bigger and bigger.

Just a gross, wobbly blob of blubber. He should definitely get a new stylist. He'd look better in black jeans and a long loose T shirt to cover that burger bun ass.

He needs a shirt to cover his belly too. So big. Maybe Niall wants to look massive that’s why he wears such unflattering clothes. Lolz!

His face looks so much rounder now too. Compared to the 1D times.

Cowboy boots with two inch heels would help his look a lot too. He has a massive upper body and belly and skinny short legs.

Is he going to continue gaining weight? He looks deformed.

He looks enormous and yet so pleased and proud of himself.

The fatter he gets the happier he looks!

Is he a glutton?

I don’t understand why you’re being ridiculous towards that girl you call a chubby chaser.

Fuck off, R414. This is Datalounge where we are invited to engage in POINTLESS BITCHERY. You sound like a little spazzy baby frau who got lost on their way to Tumblr.

Maybe if R414 actually checked that chubby chaser blog he’d realise what we’re talking about. There is a reason to be ‘ridiculous towards her’! So many crazy fat worship posts.

Chubby chaser Gemma is worthy of DL ridicule. She is drooling over those disgusting new pics of his gigantic ass in 900 dollar silk trousers.

It’s hilarious to see her praising his massive flabby ass. It’s so clear she LOVES his blubbery body parts. No one likes a highly ass like that, except for chubby chasers.

I meant *jiggly*, not highly!

I think she only says she likes his belly or ass is because she wants to show her support. If Niall was fit and had abs and proper toned, muscly body she’d prefer that over the flabbiness.

NO she wouldn't. She only just started stanning Capaldi now that he's a lump of lard. Nothing from her prior to last year when he was thinner.

So it’s confirmed she likes Capaldi just for his weight and chubbiness? What if Niall and Lewis Capaldi got fit? What would she do?

Long homage post to Fataldi's belly. She says she wants to use it 'as a pillow'! 🤣🤣🤣

Well, she got that right, his massive belly looks very soft so probably would be a good pillow. But does she dream of hearing those digesting sounds after a huge, greasy meal? I’m sure that belly is loud when you lay your head on it.

She called it a “lil tum tum” so if that’s little... What is big for her?

His belly is huge! This lard worshipper has no sense of perspective at all.

She must want his belly to get much bigger? Would think she isn’t satisfied with Lewis’ current size.

The fatter and more unhealthy they get, the more she likes it. She really doesn't have their best interests at heart.

Has she started liking them more as they’ve got bigger? I agree though, she really seems to like those bellies. Sooner or later these fatties are going to be absolutely massive. What is she going to say then?

Wondering how big she would actually want Niall and Lewis to get. Like does she like really obese guys?

Niall's label will drop him if he becomes mega obese. Lewis is a much better songwriter though so he probably has some leeway, like Adele had.

Niall is pretty fat already and doesn’t seem to slow down with all that junk food. He might get really big in the future. And oh Lewis... He is very fat and based on dozens of interviews where he is eating my guess is that he is only going to get bigger too.

Chubby Chaser Gemma is going to be very pleased! My guess is that she likes very big guys. Especially if she is fat herself.

Niall was signed by Capitol in 2016 as a hot little boyband member with platinum hair and huge blue eyes. Imagine their dismay as he morphed into a doughy lump with basic brown hair, his blue eyes swallowed up in fat. His contract is up next year and they won't be re-signing him if he gets any bigger, as his second album tanked. So Gemma is an idiot if she wants him to get fatter because that will mean he falls out of the public eye and she doesn't get any photographs at all.

Does she actually want him to get fatter? She isn’t happy about bai chubbiness at the moment?

About his^~

Lewis is already obese. Close to 300 pounds of lard.

The chubby chaser is rhapsodising about Big Macs and McFlurries today.

You bitches ought to be thankful that chubby chasers exist, considering how fat you all type

Why does the chubby chaser keep talking about food? is she obsessed?

Does she eat that stuff regularly? Quite gross.

Probably?

Saw that she had posted more about burgers!

I find surprising to find threads trashing Niall regularly here.

Outside DL he is probably the most beloved of OD guys outside DL. The hashtag Niall king of Spain (with videos of him talking, very well, in spanish and being funny) appears regularly in my country.

Unlike others like Liam or Louis i don't remember him saying something really stupid or homophobic and he doesn't seem keen to use fake relationships to promote his career

Niall is fat and gross these days though. And his fans are crazy fat fetishists.

'Outside DL he is probably the most beloved of OD guys outside DL.'

Is this a joke? His last album has zero certificates. Stopped selling after the first two months. Only 1/5 of his 2019/20 singles charted in the US (in the 80s) and only 2/5 charted low down in the UK. Harry Styles is far and away the most beloved and popular. Huge 3.5m units of his album Fine Line sold worldwide. His last IG post got 5m likes. Number 1 album in the US and a number 1 single too, plus another that was top 5 this year.

'Unlike others like Liam or Louis i don't remember him saying something really stupid or homophobic and he doesn't seem keen to use fake relationships to promote his career'

Dumbass Larrie, they haven't had any 'fake relationships'. Liam's freaky relationships with a woman ten years older and a teenager (still ongoing) have lost him thousands of fans. Louis has been with Eleanor for eight years and she's not great PR either as all his fans are Larries and hate her.

Niall got so ugly too. Everything about him seems wrong

Is that Tumblr blog not joking? Hard to believe she is serious.

I think she is serious.

The lard fan is trying to work out which chocolate advent calendar to buy.

Omg! Does her life revolve around food and Niall and Lewis?

She is going to choose the most fattening one, isn’t she?

Someone should tell her that she probably shouldn’t have a chocolate advent calendar at all and maybe instead get a photo one. She is overweight?

She'll probably send one to Hogran too.

One is an alcoholic.

One is a drug addict.

One is transitioning. Already got butt implants and wears a dress.

One is rat looking.

One fucks hot old women then abandon's his child.

The trans one is still the most interesting. He got topped by Aaron Rogers so that's fun.

R454 I think she will! She posted that she ordered some Christmas presents too. Probably something calorific for her favourite lard boys.

Does R454 know that some chocolate is not going to make Niall Horan fat?

True, R457, chocolate won't make Niall Hogran fat, it will make him FATTER.

Why would she send any to Horan? to make him FATTER?

I find it very amusing how this girl keeps talking about food. R458 is right, that all that chocolate is just going to bloat Hogran bigger and fatter. I think that’s her plan.

Why does Lewis Fataldi always look like he is out of breath?

You tell them R458

That’s her plan? WHAT PLAN?

She'll probably send both Lewis and Niall the most calorific chocolate advent calendar she can find.

Most definitely! She wants to see both of them get fatter!

Perhaps something like this? This one must be packed with calories!

Why would she spend money on that? Your theories are hilarious.

Gemma and Niall are both fat jokes.

I don’t understand why people become fall-down drunks. They used to be called “3 legged drunks” in Ireland. How is it fun to be so wasted you can’t stand up or speak coherently? Has anyone here ever been a 3 legged drunk? What’s the attraction?

Remember that occasion when alkie Horan was six pints into a drinking session and fell over and broke his foot? Good times.

R467 I couldn’t agree more after what I have seen on her blog! She posted some Mcdonald’s ice creams again.

Fat Horan broke his foot when he was drunk? He has a problem.

R468 being really drink is really fun, so being really, really drink is really, really fun... until you realize you can't stop etc., etc.

Fucking autocorrect...

Can someone send that ice cream she posted?

Here's her post about the 500 cal Celebrations ice cream.

That’s so unhealthy. 500 calories. She shouldn’t be eating these fattening treats. How does she not understand that?

No one should, to be honest. Not on daily basis.

Look how wasted these lard boys are here, at a Grammys after party last year.

Do people voluntarily eat that McDonald’s crap?

Both of them look sweaty and greasy R478.

Fataldi looking vast at the AMAs

Alright, when is Fataldi going to realise he is absolutely massive? His neck has disappeared underneath all that lard.

Niall got incredibly drunk last night and tweeted at 6am his time 'I WON THE GRAMMYS'

of course his flop album wasn't even nominated. hes jealous of Harry's success.

I think he’ll weigh 300 pounds by the Grammies. Lord help him if Harry wins anything.

Niall or Lewis will weigh 300 pounds? That’s a lot!

Either way, that 300 pounds is music to that belly lover Gemma’s ears.

Don’t be too sure about that. No one wants their favourite singer to get fucking immense?

I meant Niall. Stress eating his feelings. Lewis will weigh 300 pounds by 2021 just because it’s the holidays and we blobs will not pass up food.

I can see Niall eating away his feelings! He is going to look very round around January time. Mark my words.

Another photo of Fataldi looking like a 50 year old plus size frau with his doughy face.

OMG RIGHT ! like during the day all good and then at night I always have these massive cravings .. now you made me want to have a big chunk of that squeaky cheese , leipäjuusto YUMMMMM .. and sushi please ! - yihooniall today

[quote] No one wants their favourite singer to get fucking immense?

FUCK OFF.

He looks like a dough ball! R490

how fat is this Yihooniall if she has ‘massive cravings’ AT NIGHT!? Sounds pretty gross. Does she always eat at night?

R492 Fuck off?! Do you actually know anyone who wants that?

Fataldi replied to his cherished fan Gemma.

Hideous double chin

Still cute.

Fat Niall had a photo of a massive turkey cooking on his instagram. He probably ate it all by himself. He fled to LA to escape the pub and bar closures in London and is now facing the same in LA, so will probably end up in Barbados or somewhere hot without covid restrictions where he can drink and feed in public to his heart's content.

Gemma is clearly a massive Fataldi fan. She got excited for that reply! Lolz.

Niall’s face is like a beach ball!

“Feed in public” got me! It’s like he is feeding himself bigger and fatter like a prize pig.

Can you send a pic of that massive turkey feast Niall had

Chubby and a small Irish dick, I'd still fuck him.

Niall doesn’t look like that pig. You don’t know anything.

Here he is telling about how much he eats the weeks leading up to Christmas and how he stuffs his face over the holidays.

He basically says he eats all day in that interview and he looks exactly like the giant pink pig R501 mentioned.

Here's a collage comparing skinny Lewis aged 16 with the blubber mountain he is today.

Not a surprise that Pig Niall reveals that he eats all day. He looks horrible.

Lewis Fataldi used to be so skinny! The difference is absolutely massive. How did he bloat himself super fat super quick? He could never fit in those trousers were again he wore in the first picture.

It’s unbelievable that there are people who love these lardos for their FAT.

I don’t believe that.

Fataldi is going to be making a fat fool of himself at the Variety awards on Thursday night.

Is he going to perform?

He is massive.

Gemma aged 26 is suffering from agonising heartburn, no doubt due to excessive consumption of alcohol and fried foods.

Wow. She is quite unhealthy? I don’t know any other 26 year old who suffer with that. How do you know she eats fried foods?

Is it just a regular heart burn or does she have Reflux?

R513

For a second I thought you were talking about Harry’s sister Gemma and I was very confused. 😯

26 is young to have such problems... Has she revealed her eating habits?

We know she likes big drinking sessions and fattening ice creams from McDonald's - plus her chocolate advent calendar of course.

I assume she eats other things at McDonald’s too? What about the fried food? She sounds like a glutton! Chocolate advent calendar, Lol!

She posted about that heartburn again saying it has continued since yesterday? Bad health?

Niall Horan presents his friend Lewis Capaldi with the #VarietyHitmakers award for songwriter of the year: “We have drank in multiple cities around the world together. We share a Celtic-ness, a love for Guinness and he’s just an all-around legend”

So this is how alcoholic Niall defines his friendship with Fataldi! They are both beyond belief.

It’s no wonder both of them are fatties. Beer and junk food bellies.

Then that Gemma girl would get on well with these alcoholics, if she is a huge drinker too! And a greasy feast afterwards?

Yep, R529, she follows Niall in all things. Heavy drinker and a glutton for junk food so gets chronic acid reflux, just like him.

Niall has Acid reflux? Gemma is like a girl version of that fucker. I want to know more about her eating habits. She seems very, very strange.

How can someone be living like that? So unhealthy and very gross. She is fine with that?

Gross - someone gave her a T shirt with the two lard balls on.

And she is going to wear that? That’s embarrassing, it’s like promoting obesity!

Why does she even like these lard balls? They’re so overweight.

Fat Niall has had a terrible year sales and streaming wise. He hasn't picked up any certificates for Heartflop Weather. Most of his 1d stans liked him skinny and cute and have left in droves.

LA is under a DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE lockdown so alcoholic Niall has headed back to London, where there's no restriction on walks, runs etc ..although pubs and bars are still shut.

[quote] LA is under a DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE lockdown so alcoholic Niall has headed back to London

Does he live in LA? He's said before when he's not touring, he divides his time between London and Ireland.

Restaurants are open in London, so he can go and have his greasy meal with alcohol. And then continue the night home, drinking excessively. And yes, snacking on unhealthy foods.

True, he'll just stay in the restaurant all night ordering more and more fattening food so he can carry on drinking.

That would be his ideal night out! Eating and drinking all night until he is absolutely stuffed.

Why fattening food? I think he would go for the healthier options.

R536, this entire thread is about the fact that gross lardy Niall NEVER chooses healthy meals. Read the room.

Do you have any proof that he never chooses healthy meals? He doesn’t look fat.

R536 Fact! So gross.

'Do you have any proof that he never chooses healthy meals? He doesn’t look fat.'

He's put on at least 60 pounds over the last three years and looks like a pudding faced, greasy dough mountain. He shared his McDonald's order and it came to 2k calories, and he has that at 3am after a full day of feeding. He also said that if he woke up in the night, he'd eat 'seven bowls of cereal' to get back to sleep again. He regularly drinks 15 pints of creamy Guinness beer a night.

This thread is about fat Niall and his crazed superstan Gemma. If you want to write posts about slim Niall, go elsewhere.

I am feeling sick, reading about his McDonald’s order and nightly cereal binges. Don’t have to ask twice if he chooses the most fattening, sugary cereals with full fat milk, because we know he definitely does.

Like R540 said, this thread is for bitching about fat Niall and that crazy Gemma girl with her feeder mentality. No ‘Skinny-Niall’, fans are welcomed.

I love that use the word feeding. LOL!

Gemma ate another high calorie, greasy take away last night.

She has takeaways quite often? Not good when she makes unhealthy choices.

Is Persian food unhealthy?

Very oily, R545.

So it’s not healthy.

Is that a new post where she says she had a ‘lovely Chinese dinner’? If so, that means she has another takeaway, again!

Niall's superstan going into descriptive detail about some greasy Chinese feast she's enjoyed.

That list is long. Sounds like she loves talking about food. Chinese food is also very unhealthy and she’s had a massive feast.

New photo of Blubber Fataldi looking absolutely massive.

Is this recent? Did he get fatter???

He looks so lazy.

He's ugly

Lewis Capaldi looks bigger every time I see a new photo of him.

Niall is simply a pig, in so many different ways.

What are those different ways?

[quote] What are those different ways?

He doesn't clean under the hood.

First of all, he looks like a pig. Pink and fat.

Has Gemma had more takeaways and greasy meals

Gemma is fuming on her blog because Louis Tomlinson sold more tickets to his livestream concert than fat Niall did. She can't accept that people just don't want to watch Niall waddling around and singing with his triple chins wobbling.

She is going to numb the feeling by eating tons of chocolate and greasy food. She must be an emotional eater.

Triple chins?

New thread.