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Alcoholic Niall Horan of One Direction

He drank beer all the way through an hour long live appearance yesterday on Instagram and was visibly drunk, slurring his words. 50% of songs on his album are about alcohol. He also broke his ankle running when drunk a couple of days ago.

He's fat and out of shape. GET HIM TO REHAB.

by Anonymousreply 177Last Friday at 9:29 PM

We’re all alcoholics now due to covid - relax sis!

by Anonymousreply 108/14/2020

Why did this make me laugh so hard? It’s sad.

by Anonymousreply 208/14/2020

Is he getting Big Round Irish Head Syndrome yet?

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by Anonymousreply 308/14/2020

Seems like only yesterday he was a cute, slim blond twink.

by Anonymousreply 408/14/2020

It’s true that he has gained a lot of weight. Any recent photos of him? Is his alcohol consumption getting worse?

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by Anonymousreply 608/15/2020

Great link, OP

by Anonymousreply 708/15/2020

What happened to him?

by Anonymousreply 808/15/2020

He looks like a fat red faced farmer these days.

by Anonymousreply 908/21/2020

OP, why wouldn't you post a picture? A lot of us are eldergays who have no idea what he looks like.

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by Anonymousreply 1208/21/2020

I guess his one direction is down.

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by Anonymousreply 1408/21/2020

R4 I didn’t know Gloria was sick!

by Anonymousreply 1508/21/2020

Here's a side by side comparing his face in 2015 and now. Note the fat deposits on his forehead and cheeks, plus the red flush.

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by Anonymousreply 1608/21/2020

Meth should help with the weight loss.

by Anonymousreply 1708/21/2020

R16 Yikes. His eyes look dead too.

by Anonymousreply 1808/21/2020

Very few boybanders can carry their looks into adulthood. He isn’t one of them. The photos above are only five years apart but they look closer to fifteen. Does he still perform as a solo artist? Or is singing pretty much in the past? I wonder how long until he appears on Dancing With The Stars.

by Anonymousreply 1908/21/2020

R19, he released his second solo album last March, but it got a third of the sales of his first album in its debut week and was off the Billboard 200 after three weeks. A lot of his fans have defected to BTS and Shawn Mendes.

Boyband fans are superficial and usually pick a favourite based on their appearance. They liked the skinny blond boy and are turned off by how he looks now.

by Anonymousreply 2008/22/2020

He’s starting to look like Russell Crowe to me

by Anonymousreply 2108/22/2020

R21 I was thinking the same.

by Anonymousreply 2208/22/2020

Still not as heartbreaking as Brian McFadden.

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by Anonymousreply 2308/22/2020

love his music, he is still hot and he is a nice guy.

by Anonymousreply 2408/22/2020

R23 I think he looks better on the right

Niall does look like Russell Crowe in r16. Hopefully he won’t fully pork out.

by Anonymousreply 2508/22/2020

I think he still looks good. I don't get the issue. He is getting older.

Like r25 he is a nice guy. Plus, we have been in a pandemic. Many of us have gained weight.

by Anonymousreply 2608/22/2020

sorry, meant r24

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by Anonymousreply 2808/22/2020

He was always the boring spare part in the background of One Direction. No one really ever spared a thought for him, what with Styles’ underaged hipster romps and Payne threatening to jump off buildings while drunk and Malik speedballing off his face. Even his vices seems quaint - he’s a Millennial still in his twenties, but he loves going to the pub and playing golf with retired footballers. He frankly seems too down-to-earth and rustic for the others.

by Anonymousreply 2908/22/2020

I think he will fully pork out. Already looks like a pig.

by Anonymousreply 3008/22/2020

He does look a bit like Russell Crowe.

by Anonymousreply 3108/22/2020

His weight fluctuates a lot depending on how much he's had to drink. Here's a live IG video from May 26th and he looks fine. Granted, that was three months ago.

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by Anonymousreply 3208/22/2020

Above vid is shirtless, BTW. And shows his legs, which are nice.

by Anonymousreply 3308/22/2020

I loved him on Downton Abbey!

by Anonymousreply 3408/22/2020

I am a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

by Anonymousreply 3508/22/2020

He keeps posting shirtless pics but his body is horrible. Beer belly and so much coarse light brown chest hair. When he went on SNL they had him playing the ghost of a 70s pimp because of that. He looks 40, not 26.

by Anonymousreply 3608/23/2020

It’s like everyone here forgot that he is IRISH!

by Anonymousreply 3708/23/2020

Brian McFadden fought the flab and the broken veins for years longer than Horan. Horan seems to have peaked at 22. What a shame.

by Anonymousreply 3808/23/2020

I still would.

by Anonymousreply 3908/23/2020

R38 true. McFadden still looked quite gorge when he was with Delta Goodrem in the late ‘00s. Possibly helps that he still had a modestly successful solo career in a not-yet-dead pop industry, back then.

It’s only within the last decade that he really lost the grip on his looks, since Westlife told him he can’t reunite with them and since he entered his 40s. He’s nicer-looking as well as naturally taller and thinner than Horan, in any event.

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by Anonymousreply 4008/23/2020

It just seems like the weight gain is in his genes. He doesn’t look naturally slim. Chub everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 4108/23/2020

He must have packed on at least 60 lbs since 2011.

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by Anonymousreply 4208/23/2020

Whoa he has doubled in size! He used to have such a cute little face too.

by Anonymousreply 4308/23/2020

Horan was barely 16 when the band was assembled, 26 now. Don't know about you guys, but I changed a lot physically in those 10 boy-to-man years.

by Anonymousreply 4408/23/2020

Just saw an interview with him. Still very cute, super nice guy and love his music.

by Anonymousreply 4508/23/2020


The other 1d men have barely altered.

by Anonymousreply 4608/24/2020

Zayn is skinny as a snake and has a tiny dick.

Harry has a good, muscular, slim body but a hideous moustache.

Liam has great abs but has Xanax induced dementia.

Louis is a scrawny rodent.

Niall has aged 20 years since 2015 and lost nearly all his fans.

by Anonymousreply 4708/24/2020

R47 And gained 40 pounds of fat

by Anonymousreply 4808/24/2020

An Irish drunk. Shocking.

by Anonymousreply 4908/24/2020

“Slow Hands” was an amazing song, but nothing on this last album (nor the desperate subsequent “promo singles” since) is half as good as that. That said, I’m still a relative fan. The insane popularity of Harry’s insipid and obscenely redundant “Watermelon Sugar” is, to use a pun, a definite sign of the times, I suppose (and I actually adored Harry’s first album and some of the new one). Both seem to be good eggs, though.

by Anonymousreply 5008/24/2020

Zayn will slide right back into drugs to cope with the anxiety of parenting a squalling newborn. He will cite stress and phone his opiates dealer as soon as he gets back from the hospital.

by Anonymousreply 5108/24/2020

Niall is so fat and gross now. Him in about 15 years is gonna be a blubbery mess of fat rolls upon rolls.

by Anonymousreply 5208/25/2020

Six pints of Guinness and still not drunk! His tolerance must be sky high. Liam Payne was/is a self confessed alcoholic too. Louis smokes 60 cigarettes a day, Harry likes doing mushrooms, and Zayn is addicted to Xanax and Fentanyl.

by Anonymousreply 5308/25/2020

I like that he's normal looking. Every other member of 1D is still skinny because they're all drug addicts, and that isn't exaggeration or hyperbole. At least we know that Niall isn't hoovering up mountains of white in his spare time like Harry or Liam.

by Anonymousreply 5408/25/2020

Yep. Niall is just stuffing his face with mountains of greasy burgers!

by Anonymousreply 5508/25/2020

Fans have deserted Niall in droves because of his new image. Nobody would put that lard ass in a boyband. If Harry and Liam shaved they'd still make the grade as they've kept their weight stable and maintained their muscles by working out a lot.

Runty Louis looks way too old to be in a boyband with his hooded eyes and smoker's complexion. Zayn looks too skinny and strung out.

by Anonymousreply 5608/26/2020

Niall is a fat joke. His sophomore album tanked.

by Anonymousreply 5708/26/2020

He is so unhealthy looking these days. Such a fatso.

by Anonymousreply 5808/26/2020

I think Niall is hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 5908/26/2020

Chubby chaser at R59.

by Anonymousreply 6008/26/2020

His belly is sexy

by Anonymousreply 6108/26/2020

goes beyond my understanding how someone could ever find that soggy flabby belly sexy! It looks like you touch it and it’ll still be wobbling five minutes later.

by Anonymousreply 6208/26/2020

He is so out of shape for a 26 year old.

by Anonymousreply 6308/26/2020

This song on fat Niall's latest album is good.

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by Anonymousreply 6408/29/2020

At 26 he could easily drop the weight and hit the gym if a contract for millions was waived in front of him. If there is ever a boy band part 2 option I am sure he would be all over it.

by Anonymousreply 6508/29/2020

He is going to continue gaining

by Anonymousreply 6608/30/2020

I’m wondering who wins the contest of now looks the least like the 5 boys on that stage in 2010. Louis or Niall. I think Niall. Louis could take a shower and put on proper clothes and style his hair and be easily presentable. Niall on the other hand, is a pasty bloated potato face with a wobbly belly. Not such easy fixes for Niall.

by Anonymousreply 6708/30/2020

Yeah I agree R67. Niall should shed about 100 lbs of fat to even remotely look what he looked like back in 2010. He is completely bloated and it looks permanent

by Anonymousreply 6808/31/2020

I agree that Louis could be easily pulled back from his fug status. He had fillers and Botox around his eyes before he appeared as a judge on the UK X Factor. He was closely shaven every day and looked quite handsome. Since then, he's back with his black eye bags and yellow teeth, but these could be fixed.

Fat Niall seems incapable of shifting the lard and his face seems permanently altered. He never had that red flush in 1d.

by Anonymousreply 6908/31/2020

Juicy Irish breastesses!

At least we know he won't die of anorexia like that tattooed Paki junkie Zayn

by Anonymousreply 7008/31/2020

Yep. Fat Niall will die of obesity and other health problems that come with that. Interesting to see how fat he is going to be in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 7108/31/2020

50 lbs overweight and an alcoholic, plus his sophomore album tanked. 2020 has been a terrible year for fat Niall.

by Anonymousreply 7209/01/2020

And fat alcoholic Niall is gonna get fatter still, so the year is just going to get worse for him.

by Anonymousreply 7309/01/2020

Fat Niall is in Barbados. All the photos show him eating and drinking alcohol. He's never papped swimming or even strolling around in these places.

by Anonymousreply 7409/01/2020

R74 Eating unhealthy stuff, I assume?

by Anonymousreply 7509/01/2020

Yep, fried everything. He's on a yacht in the day surrounded by different sized, empty glasses. Shirtless with his belly hanging.

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Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat

by Anonymousreply 7809/01/2020

Gross. Why is he eating fried food when he is already fat

by Anonymousreply 7909/01/2020

Actually looks like he is trying to suck that belly in. He is a proper fatso now.

by Anonymousreply 8009/01/2020

You are all a bit obsessed. If you watch the video that the pics in R77 came from, he really isn't all that fat at all.

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by Anonymousreply 8109/01/2020

He's a greasy mess.

by Anonymousreply 8209/01/2020

R81 His belly is hanging in the first photo. Fatty belly.

by Anonymousreply 8309/01/2020

R83 I am not saying he is Scrawny Ronnie but he isn't a flabby obese mess. It looks like he has been working out and losing weight the past couple months.

by Anonymousreply 8409/01/2020

Niall’s manboobs are getting pretty flabby too.

by Anonymousreply 8509/01/2020

Even if Niall lost weight he will gain it all back and more. He has never been a healthy boy, has he.

by Anonymousreply 8609/01/2020

The one poster trying to say he looks slim - nope. He hasn't been in shape since 2015. He started gaining as soon as he left 1d and went off on a lads' holiday for two months, drinking and eating his way round Thailand and Bali.

by Anonymousreply 8709/01/2020

He started ballooning in 2015? I wonder what his daily menu looks like.

by Anonymousreply 8809/02/2020

He once said that if he can't sleep he gets up and eats seven bowls of cereal! He also shared his 3am MacDonald's order and it totalled 2000 calories.

On vacation, I can imagine him starting to drink at breakfast and carrying on until he goes to bed. Bucks Fizz for breakfast, cocktails by the pool, wine and beer at lunch, liquor in the evening.

by Anonymousreply 8909/02/2020

What? Seven bowls of cereal? Absolutely sickening. I bet they’re some kind of sugary cereals, too. And who the hell eats McDonalds worth of 2000 calories? What does this human-pig stuff down his throat!

by Anonymousreply 9009/02/2020

His thick necky even in 2011 forecasts that he won't look good at 30.

by Anonymousreply 9109/02/2020

He is just going to get bigger. How many pounds is he going to gain the next few years?

by Anonymousreply 9209/02/2020

Eh, we’re a bit obsessed. I’m just taking the piss, as Niall would say. He looks fine for an average guy. But not for a mediocre singer. I really only have one issue with Niall though. He’s not Harry.

by Anonymousreply 9309/02/2020

What’s Niall’s MacDonald’s order?

by Anonymousreply 9409/03/2020

A Big Mac, six Chicken Selects, a cheeseburger, XL fries and 'another hamburger'.

by Anonymousreply 9509/03/2020

Does he eat three hamburgers on top of fries and chicken selects? A normal person would just get a meal.

by Anonymousreply 9609/03/2020

That is his idea of a meal.

by Anonymousreply 9709/03/2020

He was bland looking then and he is bland looking now. I don't understand how he would be considered sexually attractive.

by Anonymousreply 9809/03/2020

His idea of a meal sounds super fattening. Does he eat that kind of food all day everyday? He probably loves his carbs and processed food.

by Anonymousreply 9909/03/2020

I calculated his orders calories out of interest and he eats a total of 2,500 calories in one meal. That’s above the daily average a man should eat.

by Anonymousreply 10009/03/2020

Call Dr., NOW!

by Anonymousreply 10109/03/2020

2500 calories at 3am! He must consume close to 10k cals every day. Guinness is 250 cals a pint. Here he is out drinking recently, looking cardiac arrest-ish with his fat red face.

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by Anonymousreply 10209/04/2020

Disgusting. How does he starts his mornings if he eats 2500cals in the middle of the night

by Anonymousreply 10309/04/2020

He probably has one of those huge full English breakfasts with beans, bacon, fried eggs, chips, fried onions and fried bread, followed by a basket a croissants.

by Anonymousreply 10409/04/2020

That just sounds disgusting. He’ll have dessert as well.

by Anonymousreply 10509/05/2020

Haha, do you think Niall has that breakfast everyday. Lol!

by Anonymousreply 10609/05/2020

When he's on vacation he probably eats and drinks alcohol for about 18 hours a day non stop. Maybe even gets up in the night to eat.

by Anonymousreply 10709/05/2020

He’s the most gorgeous member of 1D. There’s nothing wrong with him. You queens are just bitter and jealous.

by Anonymousreply 10809/05/2020

This is the best looking member of 1d. Niall looks like a greasy hog.

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by Anonymousreply 10909/05/2020

He is the Irish one after all.

by Anonymousreply 11009/05/2020

He was never attractive. Liam was the only pretty one—

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by Anonymousreply 11109/05/2020

That time he took on a challenge to see how fast he could eat a large pizza.

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by Anonymousreply 11209/06/2020

R112 Is he doing eating challenges too? At least looks like he can eat pizza very fast since it’s folded.

by Anonymousreply 11309/06/2020

Eating challenges? No fucking way

by Anonymousreply 11409/06/2020

He's so gross and greasy looking.

by Anonymousreply 11509/06/2020

He looks so focused on that pizza it’s scary

by Anonymousreply 11609/07/2020

Fat Niall got drunk again today and posted a pic of his flab and coarse chest hair. Gross.

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by Anonymousreply 11709/07/2020

His chest looks soft. Not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 11809/07/2020

His face is so greasy in that shirtless picture.

by Anonymousreply 11909/07/2020

More red faced greasiness.

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by Anonymousreply 12009/08/2020

Looks like he just needs a little watermelon sugar.

by Anonymousreply 12109/08/2020

How did he ever get so chunky?

by Anonymousreply 12209/08/2020

Face like raw caramel cookie dough

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by Anonymousreply 12309/09/2020

And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.

by Anonymousreply 12409/09/2020

R123 That’s for sure what he has been eating! Who let him get so fat?

by Anonymousreply 12509/09/2020

'And winner of the valley girl fan forum category BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards goes to..... This thread.'

Yeah, because fan girls sit around fat shaming their fave and calling him an alcoholic. Moron.

by Anonymousreply 12609/09/2020

Niall has a serious problem with alcohol. And it looks like he can’t control his eating either? Has he always had this problem?

by Anonymousreply 12709/09/2020

He boasted about being able to eat 24/7 and not put on weight in 2010 but his metabolism slowed right down when he entered his 20s.

New footage of 1d ordering at McDonald's has just been released. They're with James Corden doing Carpool Karaoke and it's early morning, but Fat Niall still orders a Big Mac!

Harry Styles only has an iced tea so we know why he's still looking fit.

by Anonymousreply 12809/10/2020

the stuff he sang on james corden show was dam good. his music is my fave, cept for a few of harrys....

he looks dam gooood too me....luv a bit of meat on my men

by Anonymousreply 12909/10/2020

Fat Niall starts his mornings with burgers and continues the same menu until the night. At this pace he is going to end up being 300lbs in no time.

by Anonymousreply 13009/10/2020

I was always partial to a bit of Zayn, it's a shame he isn't well at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 13109/10/2020

Tasty Zayn.

by Anonymousreply 13209/10/2020

Here's how he put on so much weight so quickly.

2015 and 2019.

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by Anonymousreply 13309/10/2020

Gross pig like man

by Anonymousreply 13409/12/2020

It's fat Niall's birthday! Imagine how much he's going to eat and drink.

by Anonymousreply 13509/12/2020

Fat Niall is going to eat and drink all day! He will start his morning with a massive cake.

by Anonymousreply 13609/12/2020

Beer belly is out for his 27th birthday!

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by Anonymousreply 13709/13/2020

He is a lardo. I hope he gets fucking fat, he deserves it after bragging about his metabolism.

by Anonymousreply 13809/13/2020

He has got flabby rolls around his middle.

by Anonymousreply 13909/13/2020

What a tub of lard! And he's only 27? Imagine him at 40. That's not a body anyone should be showing off on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 14009/13/2020

Niall at 40 is going to be half heavier than he is now. A proper fatty.

by Anonymousreply 14109/13/2020

You guys actually think he is going to gain more weight?

by Anonymousreply 14209/14/2020

Do you think his weight gain has altered his voice at all? I’ve been listing to a lot of early 1D lately and his voice was so nice back then.

by Anonymousreply 14309/14/2020

I think he sounds more breathy now that he is fatter.

by Anonymousreply 14409/14/2020

damn he him hunky....send him my way.....AWESOME MUSIC TOO

by Anonymousreply 14509/15/2020

He might crush you with his belly though.....

by Anonymousreply 14609/15/2020

He has a voice with a weird tone nowadays, like a cow mooing in a field.

by Anonymousreply 14709/15/2020

He clearly is turning into a cow. Or a pig! So it makes sense he sounds like those animals now.

by Anonymousreply 14809/15/2020

Send more pictures of him.

by Anonymousreply 14909/15/2020

How is he not embarrassed about his body? So flabby!

by Anonymousreply 15009/16/2020

From today. He looks massive. He's too short to carry off a huge wide upper body like that.

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by Anonymousreply 15109/16/2020

He is getting bigger.

by Anonymousreply 15209/16/2020

that outfit is tragic

by Anonymousreply 15309/16/2020

Yeah, he looks very wide!

by Anonymousreply 15409/17/2020

He's getting a name for himself for bragging and boasting. When asked who his favourite singer was on a livestream, he replied 'myself' and there have been lots of other times he's said he looks hot or model like or his album is fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 15509/17/2020

He loves his fatty self.

by Anonymousreply 15609/17/2020

I had no idea he went to work for the USPS. That should give him some pocket money to supplement his failing music career.

by Anonymousreply 15709/17/2020

He's dressed like a Trump voting 60 year old. Not surprised he's lost so many fans. He just runs round the globe with his new girlfriend and Irish freeloading cousins, spreading the virus and drinking every establishment dry.

by Anonymousreply 15809/17/2020

Was he on Downton Abbey during its entire run?

by Anonymousreply 15909/17/2020

I can’t believe he is gaining weight like that

by Anonymousreply 16009/17/2020

He was on Downton Abbey. He played the west wing.

by Anonymousreply 16109/20/2020

Was he?

by Anonymousreply 16209/20/2020

He's got a new girlfriend. Maybe she's also his drinking partner.

by Anonymousreply 16309/20/2020

All his gfs have to love bars and pubs. They are expected to fit in with him, not the other way round.

by Anonymousreply 16409/20/2020

Maybe he craves the cock and has turned to booze as a substitute.

by Anonymousreply 16509/20/2020

Do the girls love food too?

by Anonymousreply 166Last Monday at 4:09 AM

UK pubs have a new 10pm curfew, much to Niall's horror.

by Anonymousreply 167Last Tuesday at 3:40 PM

They tried to make me to go to rehab, I SAID NO NO NO

by Anonymousreply 168Last Tuesday at 3:44 PM

Will he immediately head to Ireland, R167?

by Anonymousreply 169Last Tuesday at 3:47 PM

Probably somewhere warmer, I think.

by Anonymousreply 170Last Tuesday at 3:54 PM

Yep so he can drink and eat all night

by Anonymousreply 171Last Wednesday at 12:21 AM

Niall is a pig.

by Anonymousreply 172Last Wednesday at 4:52 PM

Niall is a gross overweight pig.

by Anonymousreply 173Last Thursday at 2:56 AM

Poor fat Niall is jealous of the new pics of Harry looking toned by the pool.

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by Anonymousreply 175Last Friday at 7:58 PM

Niall got himself a massive belly.

by Anonymousreply 176Last Friday at 8:02 PM

MMMM, i desire to have his thick ass on my face while i pinch and pull on his pink tittys so hard he screams with joy.

by Anonymousreply 177Last Friday at 9:29 PM
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