is beer a meal?

Maybe that thicc Guinness type stuff.

3 days? Your poor liver. Yeah, beer is like liquid white bread...all sugar, carbs and empty calories. Some ales and dark beers, depending on the brewing process can have some nutritional value but no way should you consume that only or so often.

Your post reads like a 1970s country song title. I can hear Casey Kasem introducing it on his radio show in my mind's ear.

"'Is Beer a Meal?(It's All I've Consumed in the Past 3 Days and I Haven't Felt Hungry at All)', by Ricky Scroats and the Datoungers burned up the country and western charts, all the way to #39 in the Aldi Hot 100 during the summer of 1978!"

R3 More like a novelty song, but I second your appraisal.

My parents have a friend who is in her 70s and to this day is obsessed with her weight. But, she loves to drink. So, she basically subsists on light beer and baby carrots. Occasionally a hard boiled egg. She is thin. though.

Is ketchup a vegetable?

I have a friend like that, R5. She is thin, in her late 30’s, and hot as hell (she is also Somali so her skin is perfect). She drinks day and night, but barely eats at all (I have only seen her eat a piece of fruit here and there). She admits that she gets all of her calories from alcohol.

OP = NIALL HORAN

Hoe, you need to take a multi vitamin a day or you'll start getting rickets and your hair will fall out.

R6 Tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables, so Ketchup is fruit juice.

No, if you had to ask, OP

R9 - I believe OP is already bald and fat and shedding won't be an issue for him.

How do people drink all day and not eat? I would be puking everywhere.

I Ate NOTHING For a Week but Beer

R1 is actually correct about Guinness. It was created to be a meal replacement for poor people who couldn't get enough to eat.

Gout is right around the corner waiting for you.