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I really want Jack Whitehall inside of me

He's hot as fuck

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by Anonymousreply 121April 25, 2022 10:45 AM

Racist.

by Anonymousreply 1August 8, 2020 5:26 PM

He is hot! I love his hairy chest and hairy stomach and his face.

by Anonymousreply 2August 8, 2020 5:26 PM

Unfortunately, so does he.

by Anonymousreply 3August 8, 2020 5:29 PM

I find him very attractive as well. He pings to me but apparently he’s straight.

by Anonymousreply 4August 8, 2020 5:43 PM

His lips are ... off somehow. One size too big maybe?

by Anonymousreply 5August 8, 2020 5:48 PM

He has a nice cock and arse

by Anonymousreply 6August 8, 2020 5:50 PM

Comedians are the most miserable people on the planet, OP. He's likely to follow in the footsteps of Robin Williams and Greg Giraldo. But more power to ya if you get the d before that happens.

by Anonymousreply 7August 8, 2020 5:50 PM

He makes me want to be naughty with him.

by Anonymousreply 8August 8, 2020 5:51 PM

Sexy, sort of reminds me of a cleaner, fresher, healthier Jack Dorsey. Similar Irish good looks.

by Anonymousreply 9August 8, 2020 6:03 PM

Wake me when he finally comes out.

by Anonymousreply 10August 8, 2020 6:14 PM

For OP

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by Anonymousreply 11August 8, 2020 6:43 PM

R5 You're mad. They're luscious.

by Anonymousreply 12August 8, 2020 6:45 PM

She’s strictly a bottom, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13August 8, 2020 6:47 PM

He's skinny fat -- his slender body has not a single bit of definition -- just one big jiggly, gelatinous goo. Covered with hair.

by Anonymousreply 14August 8, 2020 6:54 PM

R12 — in old age they’ll turn into the proverbial liver lips.

by Anonymousreply 15August 8, 2020 6:59 PM

R14 - I bet he's still 100 lbs leaner than you are.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 8, 2020 7:02 PM

Lovely face. Very British build/body.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 8, 2020 7:04 PM

He is attractive certainly, but have you ever seen him on Graham Norton? He cuts in and tries to top everyone else's stories. Like many comics he is a showoff.

by Anonymousreply 18August 8, 2020 7:14 PM

That's one of my concerns. He's hot as fuck now, but he's British. And, no offense, but British guys hit a wall at some point in their 30s and when they hit it, they hit it hard.

by Anonymousreply 19August 8, 2020 7:15 PM

I enjoyed him when he first turned up in Fresh Meat...then realized he is that character IRL. And just as fucking irritating.

by Anonymousreply 20August 8, 2020 7:21 PM

No accounting for taste, is there?

That’s alright. Beauty ain’t everybody’s cup of tea, some of you obviously prefer the brainy gargoyle-type. No shame in that.

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by Anonymousreply 21August 8, 2020 7:45 PM

I hate people who become famous because of their connected parents.

by Anonymousreply 22August 8, 2020 7:49 PM

Thank you OP, I didn't know it was time for the annual Jack Whitehall thread.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 8, 2020 8:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24August 8, 2020 8:09 PM

I like Michael McIntyre better.

He's funnier and I find him really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 25August 8, 2020 8:40 PM

He needs to get some work on that weak chin.

by Anonymousreply 26August 8, 2020 8:42 PM

He & Disney can burn in hell for giving a straight guy their first major gay role.

by Anonymousreply 27August 8, 2020 10:08 PM

R21 shit, now I'm imagining him and Redknapp doing it.

by Anonymousreply 28August 8, 2020 10:27 PM

^^urgh, what a revolting thought, and a foul desecration of a perfectly good fantasy about Jamie Redknapp besides.

Anyway, Jack is obviously more into the unattainable gruff, buff, grunting heterosexual type such as Flintoff. Thank goodness, Jamie is by far too delicate and come-hither for Jack’s taste.

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by Anonymousreply 29August 8, 2020 10:33 PM

R15 In old age, Whitehall shall still have lips, unlike many others who have nothing to begin with, and then they completely disappear in old age. I prefer lips to no lips.

by Anonymousreply 30August 8, 2020 10:56 PM

R19 He's not straight English stock though, isn't he? He's Welsh and a bit Irish. That's why he's so devilishly handsome.

by Anonymousreply 31August 8, 2020 10:58 PM

R31 The father is a real old school british cunt.

by Anonymousreply 32August 8, 2020 11:14 PM

Why? You crave smegma up your ass?

by Anonymousreply 33August 9, 2020 12:49 AM

What about NY Comedian Joe List? Any fans?

by Anonymousreply 34August 9, 2020 12:53 AM

This guy R34? Do you have cataracts?

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by Anonymousreply 35August 9, 2020 1:02 AM

I just meant his comedy, R34. But some people go for that nerd/adorkable look.

by Anonymousreply 36August 9, 2020 5:37 AM

R29 I'd be happy to take both Freddie and Jamie off Jack's hands. No worries.

by Anonymousreply 37August 9, 2020 10:51 AM

He's cute, but he has no chest. A man's rib cage should be of greater circumference than pelvis. Without fail.

by Anonymousreply 38August 9, 2020 11:51 AM

Oh please, OP. As if he’d be the one doing the fucking.

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by Anonymousreply 39August 9, 2020 12:02 PM

Who these days is Master Jack allowing to play with his tadger?

by Anonymousreply 40August 9, 2020 2:56 PM

On stage he looks really skinny. He just needs to tone up a bit.

by Anonymousreply 41August 9, 2020 3:35 PM

His nose is weirdly small for his face.

by Anonymousreply 42August 9, 2020 3:57 PM

Straight. Bored. Next.

by Anonymousreply 43August 9, 2020 5:12 PM

Huge pussy hound. Big Bush supporter.

by Anonymousreply 44August 9, 2020 5:24 PM

'Beard Club' Twitter is always outing him. They claim his ex-gf Gemma Chan was a known beard.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 9, 2020 5:28 PM

I thought the travel show with his father was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 46August 9, 2020 5:31 PM

R45 That link seems rather misogynistic as well as funny

by Anonymousreply 47August 9, 2020 9:25 PM

R45, what's the point of having a beard anymore? It's 2020, it's not a stigma to be a gay celeb anymore, and in Europe no less.

by Anonymousreply 48August 9, 2020 9:40 PM

R48 You'd think that, wouldn't you?

by Anonymousreply 49August 9, 2020 9:45 PM

R49 LOL, yes I do! That's why I'm asking!

by Anonymousreply 50August 9, 2020 9:47 PM

Evidently Whitehall is one of those pretentious stage-school nerds who can’t mask his desperation for the attention of the popular sporty posho lads; not because he’s gay, but because he’s desperately insecure in his own personality & masculinity as well as his class status.

I’ve a cousin like this, and he’s absolutely unbearable. He’ll fawn and titter over brawny Hooray Henrys because he thinks it will get him in good with them. Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 51August 9, 2020 9:49 PM

R51, but at last Jack shows cock. That’s something.

by Anonymousreply 52August 9, 2020 9:51 PM

He has a long, thin and slender pencil-like penis according to a tattle life thread. Gets around (with women!) quite a bit according to the gossip over there!

by Anonymousreply 53August 9, 2020 10:00 PM

I like the fact that he’s very facially attractive and best friends with the lovely Douglas. But his posh-lite humor gets old fast IMO.

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by Anonymousreply 54August 9, 2020 10:07 PM

[quote]Why? You crave smegma up your ass?

Nothing could be worse than shit!!

by Anonymousreply 55August 9, 2020 10:17 PM

He pings to high heaven. He's spoken on British talk shows about being with women, but he goes way beyond the typical effeminate straight British male.

by Anonymousreply 56August 9, 2020 10:18 PM

He's attractive to me, but he definitely looks like the bad sort of British sex. He's the one who flirts and teases and spends all night telling all his friends and all of your friends that you're going to shag. He spends the better part of two hours shagging you in every corner and window and doorway of a bar, shoving his finger down your ass crack and licking it clean. He sends a video of your pissing cock to his dad with the message, "Look what I'm having tonight." On the long £46 ride home he tells the night taxi driver every detail of every "dirty, dirty, very dirty" thing he wants to do with you. Once in bed he instantly starts to fall asleep, the jumps up, stumbles into the toilet for a 20 minute shit/nap, then falls into bed dead to the world until about 1.30 the next day.

by Anonymousreply 57August 9, 2020 10:25 PM

*better part of two hours snogging you

by Anonymousreply 58August 9, 2020 10:26 PM

Uhhhh.... R57, who sends cock pics to their dad?

by Anonymousreply 59August 9, 2020 10:28 PM

R57 sounds like the worst Yelp review. Thanks for warning us! LOL

by Anonymousreply 60August 9, 2020 10:29 PM

R54 they are off their tits in that photo. Fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 61August 9, 2020 10:31 PM

Lovey eyes too, in addition to the DSLs.

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by Anonymousreply 62August 9, 2020 10:47 PM

^^ His lips are one size too big for his face. You know it's true!

by Anonymousreply 63August 9, 2020 10:59 PM

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by Anonymousreply 64August 9, 2020 11:05 PM

He doesn't always look as nice as in the photo you supplied, OP. Behold:

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by Anonymousreply 65August 9, 2020 11:11 PM

My dear American friends, he’s free to a good home so we’ll gladly donate him to you. He eats much less than Corden, and doesn’t make as much noise, either.

We’d rather like Angela Lansbury, Alan Cumming, and Ioan Gruffudd & Matthew Rhys back now, though.

by Anonymousreply 66August 9, 2020 11:12 PM

Disney chose him to play gay because the Disney Corporation want to make money using a pretty but gormless sexless gay eunuch.

by Anonymousreply 67August 9, 2020 11:15 PM

He looks like a femmier version of Chris Crocker.

by Anonymousreply 68August 9, 2020 11:16 PM

[quote] Ioan Gruffudd

I don't understand why Gruffudd lives in L.A. His series shoots in Australia and the UK. It's not like his wife's acting career is keeping her in L.A.

And no, we won't take Jack.

by Anonymousreply 69August 9, 2020 11:16 PM

R67 I love the word "gormless." I don't use it nearly enough.

by Anonymousreply 70August 9, 2020 11:17 PM

Whitehall personifies Gormless.

by Anonymousreply 71August 9, 2020 11:25 PM

Cute face, but his body is meh.

by Anonymousreply 72August 9, 2020 11:49 PM

Agree. He'd look better with some muscle

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by Anonymousreply 73August 10, 2020 12:59 AM

So we're busting on this guy for having "Brit body"?

He went to the Dragon School. Is that a posh school?

by Anonymousreply 74August 10, 2020 1:05 AM

R74, I’m pretty sure it’s just the elderbottoms going on about his body. They are still stuck on 70s and 80s muscle gays.

He’s thin enough to look like a normal human being, and that’s good enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 75August 10, 2020 1:09 AM

He looks like Carson Daly’s kid brother.

by Anonymousreply 76August 10, 2020 1:11 AM

Not an eldergay, his body is doughy.

by Anonymousreply 77August 10, 2020 1:12 AM

He just needs some definition

by Anonymousreply 78August 10, 2020 1:19 AM

And he needs to trim his lips!

by Anonymousreply 79August 10, 2020 1:41 AM

Thank you R45 for that

by Anonymousreply 80August 10, 2020 9:30 AM

Flirty interview with Luke Evans:

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by Anonymousreply 81August 10, 2020 9:57 AM

His parents live near me. Whenever I see Jack with them he’s always being yelled at by his dad and trailing after him like a sulky teen.

by Anonymousreply 82August 10, 2020 11:02 AM

Do we know this person?

by Anonymousreply 83August 10, 2020 11:35 AM

He has babyteeth.

by Anonymousreply 84August 10, 2020 12:33 PM

R84 that’s it! You’ve pinpointed what’s so uncanny and odd about his looks. It’s been bugging me forever and I haven’t been able to put my finger on it.

by Anonymousreply 85August 10, 2020 1:01 PM

Found a clip with Jack and three of the Fab Five from Queer Eye. Of course their meeting, including Jack's parents, has been staged, but Jack seems to be quite open with the Queer Eye guys. Fun to watch clip.

by Anonymousreply 86August 10, 2020 8:28 PM

Sorry, pasted the link in the wrong box.

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by Anonymousreply 87August 10, 2020 8:29 PM

Holly Shocks Jack Whitehall With X-Rated Snap She Received From His Phone

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by Anonymousreply 88August 11, 2020 2:06 AM

I have big lips, too, and I'd love to make out with him.

by Anonymousreply 89August 11, 2020 2:12 AM

Is he the one who married Princess Eugenie? Those pasty white Brits all the look the same to me.

by Anonymousreply 90August 11, 2020 2:32 AM

^^I'm the same with Asians and many blacks.

by Anonymousreply 91August 11, 2020 2:42 AM

Sorry to hear he's an ass. I think he's cute and I love his body just the way it is.

by Anonymousreply 92August 11, 2020 2:44 AM

Yeah, but that's just racist R91

by Anonymousreply 93August 11, 2020 2:45 AM

He's Britain's answer to the question: "What if Armie Hammer thought he was a comedian?"

by Anonymousreply 94August 11, 2020 3:07 AM

How can you say you want Jack after you're seem Sam Elliot in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 95August 11, 2020 3:55 AM

I guess Sam Elliot was the predecessor to Mark Harmon.

Harmon's grizzled now, too.

by Anonymousreply 96August 11, 2020 6:58 AM

Is he a worthy Graham Norton replacement, when it comes time?

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by Anonymousreply 97August 11, 2020 1:49 PM

Hard to imagine that man inside of anyone.

by Anonymousreply 98August 11, 2020 5:17 PM

Oh R97, I pray that day will be soon.

That repellant leprechaun is the worst example of gayness and adolescent British 'naughtiness'.

by Anonymousreply 99August 12, 2020 1:09 AM

In the entire history of the U.S., there has never been a black female governor of a state. In those 244 years there have been two black women elected to the Senate, and she was one of them. In freaking 2016.

This is so great for little black girls and every kid whose parents are from another country--and therefore for all of America.

by Anonymousreply 100August 12, 2020 1:16 PM

R100, Jack Whitehall is truly an inspiring Black politician.

by Anonymousreply 101August 12, 2020 1:35 PM

OK sorry about r100

by Anonymousreply 102August 12, 2020 1:46 PM

Do we think he’s into femdom? He’s not gay, fine, but I can’t imagine him being able to handle any woman who actually likes sex as a healthy vigorous activity with some slap as well as tickle.

by Anonymousreply 103August 13, 2020 3:24 PM

Bet Jack was kicking himself for missing the ALOTO Euro road trip, when Freddie stripped to his skivvies and got a massage🤭

Alan Carr got to enjoy the privilege instead..

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by Anonymousreply 104August 16, 2020 10:36 PM

looks like a robot @ OP

by Anonymousreply 105August 16, 2020 10:37 PM

R104 Typical example of boorish, unfunny English "naughtiness" where the gay one is harmless, idiotic eunuch to be used as the butt of jokes.

by Anonymousreply 106August 16, 2020 11:57 PM

I prefer James Acaster.

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by Anonymousreply 107August 17, 2020 4:22 AM

R106 I don’t disagree with you, but that show was broadcast on Sky One for a general audience of Heteros. Realistically, were you expecting fisting? The fact that Murdoch greenlit a host who is Out as with a personality is surprising enough.

by Anonymousreply 108August 17, 2020 1:56 PM

R108 Are you one of those obsessives who thinks Rupert Murdoch is the devil incarnate?

He is a capitalist and I doubt he had anything to do with this daffy TV show.

by Anonymousreply 109August 17, 2020 9:48 PM

You "really want Jack Whitehall inside of" you? That must be one incredibly loose sphincter, so that Whitehall can squeeze his alcohol-sodden limp noodle up inside you!! Mazel tov!!

by Anonymousreply 110January 27, 2021 11:32 PM

I think he's impossibly adorable. He is a great stand up.

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by Anonymousreply 111April 24, 2022 11:39 PM

I love his pale, doughy body. Rowr, daddy. Definitely my type.

by Anonymousreply 112April 24, 2022 11:42 PM

R1 = SJW Robot

by Anonymousreply 113April 24, 2022 11:51 PM

That 90 minute act is too long.

He's got a cute face. But his sunken chest is smaller than his waist. And his waist is wider than his hips.

by Anonymousreply 114April 24, 2022 11:57 PM

His eyes gives me the creeps…they’re scary looking.

by Anonymousreply 115April 25, 2022 12:05 AM

Beautiful blue eyes creep you out? OK then.

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by Anonymousreply 116April 25, 2022 9:16 AM

I always thought he was cute but not hot to me. Like a playful puppy cute, rather than the US meaning of cute.

by Anonymousreply 117April 25, 2022 9:51 AM

He is very cute, and his stand-up specials are undeniably funny. He's gone frontally nude on film and his dick looks thick. (His dad said on some talk show that when Jack would run around naked as a child, he was impressed by how "well-hung" Jack was.)

But he really should have gotten some liposuction on his weak chin yesterday. He'd be much hotter with a tighter jawline.

by Anonymousreply 118April 25, 2022 9:55 AM

[quote]He's gone frontally nude on film

And what film would that be?

by Anonymousreply 119April 25, 2022 10:34 AM

R119. It was some cheap and nasty English show.

by Anonymousreply 120April 25, 2022 10:40 AM

He does like to get naked. Found it "The Bad Education Movie" though it might be a stunt cock. On Graham Norton he said he wore a cock sock.

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by Anonymousreply 121April 25, 2022 10:45 AM
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