He's hot as fuck
Racist.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 8, 2020 5:26 PM |
He is hot! I love his hairy chest and hairy stomach and his face.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 8, 2020 5:26 PM |
Unfortunately, so does he.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 8, 2020 5:29 PM |
I find him very attractive as well. He pings to me but apparently he’s straight.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 8, 2020 5:43 PM |
His lips are ... off somehow. One size too big maybe?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 8, 2020 5:48 PM |
He has a nice cock and arse
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 8, 2020 5:50 PM |
Comedians are the most miserable people on the planet, OP. He's likely to follow in the footsteps of Robin Williams and Greg Giraldo. But more power to ya if you get the d before that happens.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 8, 2020 5:50 PM |
He makes me want to be naughty with him.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 8, 2020 5:51 PM |
Sexy, sort of reminds me of a cleaner, fresher, healthier Jack Dorsey. Similar Irish good looks.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 8, 2020 6:03 PM |
Wake me when he finally comes out.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 8, 2020 6:14 PM |
R5 You're mad. They're luscious.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 8, 2020 6:45 PM |
She’s strictly a bottom, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 8, 2020 6:47 PM |
He's skinny fat -- his slender body has not a single bit of definition -- just one big jiggly, gelatinous goo. Covered with hair.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 8, 2020 6:54 PM |
R12 — in old age they’ll turn into the proverbial liver lips.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 8, 2020 6:59 PM |
R14 - I bet he's still 100 lbs leaner than you are.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 8, 2020 7:02 PM |
He is attractive certainly, but have you ever seen him on Graham Norton? He cuts in and tries to top everyone else's stories. Like many comics he is a showoff.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 8, 2020 7:14 PM |
That's one of my concerns. He's hot as fuck now, but he's British. And, no offense, but British guys hit a wall at some point in their 30s and when they hit it, they hit it hard.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 8, 2020 7:15 PM |
I enjoyed him when he first turned up in Fresh Meat...then realized he is that character IRL. And just as fucking irritating.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 8, 2020 7:21 PM |
No accounting for taste, is there?
That’s alright. Beauty ain’t everybody’s cup of tea, some of you obviously prefer the brainy gargoyle-type. No shame in that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 8, 2020 7:45 PM |
I hate people who become famous because of their connected parents.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 8, 2020 7:49 PM |
Thank you OP, I didn't know it was time for the annual Jack Whitehall thread.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 8, 2020 8:09 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 8, 2020 8:09 PM |
I like Michael McIntyre better.
He's funnier and I find him really sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 8, 2020 8:40 PM |
He needs to get some work on that weak chin.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 8, 2020 8:42 PM |
He & Disney can burn in hell for giving a straight guy their first major gay role.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 8, 2020 10:08 PM |
R21 shit, now I'm imagining him and Redknapp doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 8, 2020 10:27 PM |
^^urgh, what a revolting thought, and a foul desecration of a perfectly good fantasy about Jamie Redknapp besides.
Anyway, Jack is obviously more into the unattainable gruff, buff, grunting heterosexual type such as Flintoff. Thank goodness, Jamie is by far too delicate and come-hither for Jack’s taste.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 8, 2020 10:33 PM |
R15 In old age, Whitehall shall still have lips, unlike many others who have nothing to begin with, and then they completely disappear in old age. I prefer lips to no lips.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 8, 2020 10:56 PM |
R19 He's not straight English stock though, isn't he? He's Welsh and a bit Irish. That's why he's so devilishly handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 8, 2020 10:58 PM |
R31 The father is a real old school british cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 8, 2020 11:14 PM |
Why? You crave smegma up your ass?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 9, 2020 12:49 AM |
What about NY Comedian Joe List? Any fans?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 9, 2020 12:53 AM |
I just meant his comedy, R34. But some people go for that nerd/adorkable look.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 9, 2020 5:37 AM |
R29 I'd be happy to take both Freddie and Jamie off Jack's hands. No worries.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 9, 2020 10:51 AM |
He's cute, but he has no chest. A man's rib cage should be of greater circumference than pelvis. Without fail.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 9, 2020 11:51 AM |
Oh please, OP. As if he’d be the one doing the fucking.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 9, 2020 12:02 PM |
Who these days is Master Jack allowing to play with his tadger?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 9, 2020 2:56 PM |
On stage he looks really skinny. He just needs to tone up a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 9, 2020 3:35 PM |
His nose is weirdly small for his face.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 9, 2020 3:57 PM |
Straight. Bored. Next.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 9, 2020 5:12 PM |
Huge pussy hound. Big Bush supporter.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 9, 2020 5:24 PM |
'Beard Club' Twitter is always outing him. They claim his ex-gf Gemma Chan was a known beard.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 9, 2020 5:28 PM |
I thought the travel show with his father was hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 9, 2020 5:31 PM |
R45 That link seems rather misogynistic as well as funny
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 9, 2020 9:25 PM |
R45, what's the point of having a beard anymore? It's 2020, it's not a stigma to be a gay celeb anymore, and in Europe no less.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 9, 2020 9:40 PM |
R48 You'd think that, wouldn't you?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 9, 2020 9:45 PM |
R49 LOL, yes I do! That's why I'm asking!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 9, 2020 9:47 PM |
Evidently Whitehall is one of those pretentious stage-school nerds who can’t mask his desperation for the attention of the popular sporty posho lads; not because he’s gay, but because he’s desperately insecure in his own personality & masculinity as well as his class status.
I’ve a cousin like this, and he’s absolutely unbearable. He’ll fawn and titter over brawny Hooray Henrys because he thinks it will get him in good with them. Pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 9, 2020 9:49 PM |
R51, but at last Jack shows cock. That’s something.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 9, 2020 9:51 PM |
He has a long, thin and slender pencil-like penis according to a tattle life thread. Gets around (with women!) quite a bit according to the gossip over there!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | August 9, 2020 10:00 PM |
I like the fact that he’s very facially attractive and best friends with the lovely Douglas. But his posh-lite humor gets old fast IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 9, 2020 10:07 PM |
[quote]Why? You crave smegma up your ass?
Nothing could be worse than shit!!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 9, 2020 10:17 PM |
He pings to high heaven. He's spoken on British talk shows about being with women, but he goes way beyond the typical effeminate straight British male.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 9, 2020 10:18 PM |
He's attractive to me, but he definitely looks like the bad sort of British sex. He's the one who flirts and teases and spends all night telling all his friends and all of your friends that you're going to shag. He spends the better part of two hours shagging you in every corner and window and doorway of a bar, shoving his finger down your ass crack and licking it clean. He sends a video of your pissing cock to his dad with the message, "Look what I'm having tonight." On the long £46 ride home he tells the night taxi driver every detail of every "dirty, dirty, very dirty" thing he wants to do with you. Once in bed he instantly starts to fall asleep, the jumps up, stumbles into the toilet for a 20 minute shit/nap, then falls into bed dead to the world until about 1.30 the next day.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 9, 2020 10:25 PM |
*better part of two hours snogging you
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 9, 2020 10:26 PM |
Uhhhh.... R57, who sends cock pics to their dad?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 9, 2020 10:28 PM |
R57 sounds like the worst Yelp review. Thanks for warning us! LOL
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 9, 2020 10:29 PM |
R54 they are off their tits in that photo. Fantastic.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 9, 2020 10:31 PM |
^^ His lips are one size too big for his face. You know it's true!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 9, 2020 10:59 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 9, 2020 11:05 PM |
He doesn't always look as nice as in the photo you supplied, OP. Behold:
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 9, 2020 11:11 PM |
My dear American friends, he’s free to a good home so we’ll gladly donate him to you. He eats much less than Corden, and doesn’t make as much noise, either.
We’d rather like Angela Lansbury, Alan Cumming, and Ioan Gruffudd & Matthew Rhys back now, though.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 9, 2020 11:12 PM |
Disney chose him to play gay because the Disney Corporation want to make money using a pretty but gormless sexless gay eunuch.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 9, 2020 11:15 PM |
He looks like a femmier version of Chris Crocker.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 9, 2020 11:16 PM |
[quote] Ioan Gruffudd
I don't understand why Gruffudd lives in L.A. His series shoots in Australia and the UK. It's not like his wife's acting career is keeping her in L.A.
And no, we won't take Jack.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 9, 2020 11:16 PM |
R67 I love the word "gormless." I don't use it nearly enough.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 9, 2020 11:17 PM |
Whitehall personifies Gormless.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 9, 2020 11:25 PM |
Cute face, but his body is meh.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 9, 2020 11:49 PM |
So we're busting on this guy for having "Brit body"?
He went to the Dragon School. Is that a posh school?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 10, 2020 1:05 AM |
R74, I’m pretty sure it’s just the elderbottoms going on about his body. They are still stuck on 70s and 80s muscle gays.
He’s thin enough to look like a normal human being, and that’s good enough for me.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 10, 2020 1:09 AM |
He looks like Carson Daly’s kid brother.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 10, 2020 1:11 AM |
Not an eldergay, his body is doughy.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 10, 2020 1:12 AM |
He just needs some definition
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 10, 2020 1:19 AM |
And he needs to trim his lips!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 10, 2020 1:41 AM |
Thank you R45 for that
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 10, 2020 9:30 AM |
His parents live near me. Whenever I see Jack with them he’s always being yelled at by his dad and trailing after him like a sulky teen.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 10, 2020 11:02 AM |
Do we know this person?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 10, 2020 11:35 AM |
He has babyteeth.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 10, 2020 12:33 PM |
R84 that’s it! You’ve pinpointed what’s so uncanny and odd about his looks. It’s been bugging me forever and I haven’t been able to put my finger on it.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 10, 2020 1:01 PM |
Found a clip with Jack and three of the Fab Five from Queer Eye. Of course their meeting, including Jack's parents, has been staged, but Jack seems to be quite open with the Queer Eye guys. Fun to watch clip.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 10, 2020 8:28 PM |
Holly Shocks Jack Whitehall With X-Rated Snap She Received From His Phone
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 11, 2020 2:06 AM |
I have big lips, too, and I'd love to make out with him.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 11, 2020 2:12 AM |
Is he the one who married Princess Eugenie? Those pasty white Brits all the look the same to me.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 11, 2020 2:32 AM |
^^I'm the same with Asians and many blacks.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 11, 2020 2:42 AM |
Sorry to hear he's an ass. I think he's cute and I love his body just the way it is.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 11, 2020 2:44 AM |
Yeah, but that's just racist R91
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 11, 2020 2:45 AM |
He's Britain's answer to the question: "What if Armie Hammer thought he was a comedian?"
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 11, 2020 3:07 AM |
How can you say you want Jack after you're seem Sam Elliot in the shower.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 11, 2020 3:55 AM |
I guess Sam Elliot was the predecessor to Mark Harmon.
Harmon's grizzled now, too.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 11, 2020 6:58 AM |
Is he a worthy Graham Norton replacement, when it comes time?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 11, 2020 1:49 PM |
Hard to imagine that man inside of anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 11, 2020 5:17 PM |
Oh R97, I pray that day will be soon.
That repellant leprechaun is the worst example of gayness and adolescent British 'naughtiness'.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 12, 2020 1:09 AM |
In the entire history of the U.S., there has never been a black female governor of a state. In those 244 years there have been two black women elected to the Senate, and she was one of them. In freaking 2016.
This is so great for little black girls and every kid whose parents are from another country--and therefore for all of America.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 12, 2020 1:16 PM |
R100, Jack Whitehall is truly an inspiring Black politician.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 12, 2020 1:35 PM |
OK sorry about r100
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 12, 2020 1:46 PM |
Do we think he’s into femdom? He’s not gay, fine, but I can’t imagine him being able to handle any woman who actually likes sex as a healthy vigorous activity with some slap as well as tickle.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 13, 2020 3:24 PM |
Bet Jack was kicking himself for missing the ALOTO Euro road trip, when Freddie stripped to his skivvies and got a massage🤭
Alan Carr got to enjoy the privilege instead..
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 16, 2020 10:36 PM |
looks like a robot @ OP
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 16, 2020 10:37 PM |
R104 Typical example of boorish, unfunny English "naughtiness" where the gay one is harmless, idiotic eunuch to be used as the butt of jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 16, 2020 11:57 PM |
R106 I don’t disagree with you, but that show was broadcast on Sky One for a general audience of Heteros. Realistically, were you expecting fisting? The fact that Murdoch greenlit a host who is Out as with a personality is surprising enough.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | August 17, 2020 1:56 PM |
R108 Are you one of those obsessives who thinks Rupert Murdoch is the devil incarnate?
He is a capitalist and I doubt he had anything to do with this daffy TV show.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | August 17, 2020 9:48 PM |
You "really want Jack Whitehall inside of" you? That must be one incredibly loose sphincter, so that Whitehall can squeeze his alcohol-sodden limp noodle up inside you!! Mazel tov!!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 27, 2021 11:32 PM |
I think he's impossibly adorable. He is a great stand up.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 24, 2022 11:39 PM |
I love his pale, doughy body. Rowr, daddy. Definitely my type.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 24, 2022 11:42 PM |
R1 = SJW Robot
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 24, 2022 11:51 PM |
That 90 minute act is too long.
He's got a cute face. But his sunken chest is smaller than his waist. And his waist is wider than his hips.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 24, 2022 11:57 PM |
His eyes gives me the creeps…they’re scary looking.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 25, 2022 12:05 AM |
I always thought he was cute but not hot to me. Like a playful puppy cute, rather than the US meaning of cute.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 25, 2022 9:51 AM |
He is very cute, and his stand-up specials are undeniably funny. He's gone frontally nude on film and his dick looks thick. (His dad said on some talk show that when Jack would run around naked as a child, he was impressed by how "well-hung" Jack was.)
But he really should have gotten some liposuction on his weak chin yesterday. He'd be much hotter with a tighter jawline.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 25, 2022 9:55 AM |
[quote]He's gone frontally nude on film
And what film would that be?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 25, 2022 10:34 AM |
R119. It was some cheap and nasty English show.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 25, 2022 10:40 AM |
He does like to get naked. Found it "The Bad Education Movie" though it might be a stunt cock. On Graham Norton he said he wore a cock sock.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 25, 2022 10:45 AM |