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Have they said what Olivia de Havilland died of?

What was her cause of death?

by Anonymousreply 302Last Saturday at 5:49 AM

It was said on the other thread.

Swarm of killer bees.

by Anonymousreply 107/27/2020

she died in a cage

by Anonymousreply 207/27/2020

r1

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by Anonymousreply 307/27/2020

She died of advanced, advanced, advanced old age...more than six times my age! Imagine that!

by Anonymousreply 407/27/2020

She found my birth certificate.

by Anonymousreply 507/27/2020

So sad! So young!

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by Anonymousreply 607/27/2020

Motorcycle accident, Rose

by Anonymousreply 707/27/2020

She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses according to media reports.

by Anonymousreply 807/27/2020

She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.

by Anonymousreply 907/27/2020

Pierced colon in a fisting session gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 1007/27/2020

I wanted her pussy.

Real bad. Now.

by Anonymousreply 1107/27/2020

I wanted it so bad, I couldn't finish typing my name.

by Anonymousreply 1207/27/2020

Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die!

by Anonymousreply 1307/27/2020

Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.

by Anonymousreply 1407/27/2020

Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 1507/27/2020

Reckless living, too many party drugs, etc. Like most 104 year olds.

by Anonymousreply 1607/27/2020

Autoerotic asphyxiation

by Anonymousreply 1707/27/2020

Too much booze and dope.

by Anonymousreply 1807/27/2020

[quote]She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.

Well, it's great that she was able to keep working right till the end.

by Anonymousreply 1907/27/2020

Probably of being born before WW1

by Anonymousreply 2007/27/2020

A large horse fell on her during a sex act.

by Anonymousreply 2107/27/2020

We were speedballing on a combo of metformin, amantadine and simvastatine. FEELS GOOD MAN...

by Anonymousreply 2207/27/2020

Melanieoma

by Anonymousreply 2307/27/2020

It was a tragic hang gliding accident

by Anonymousreply 2407/27/2020

Assassinated by B.D. Hyman

by Anonymousreply 2507/27/2020

Juvenile Diabetes

by Anonymousreply 2607/27/2020

Advanced dry cunt disease. There’s a pandemic of that going around these days, but that other pandemic keeps getting all the headlines.

by Anonymousreply 2707/27/2020

Extreme Jealousy Syndrome

by Anonymousreply 2807/27/2020

Charlotte pushed a big ceramic gargoyle on her because of her overly breathy dramatic acting.

by Anonymousreply 2907/27/2020

Child birth, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 3007/27/2020

Grease fire

by Anonymousreply 3107/27/2020

Apparently a child was attacked by a grizzly bear and Olivia intervened. She saved the child and killed the bear, but later died of her injuries.

by Anonymousreply 3207/27/2020

Her bungee snapped.

by Anonymousreply 3307/27/2020

She had a hot ass. It burned the rest of her body. But she couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 3407/27/2020

[quote] She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses

She was going to college too?

by Anonymousreply 3507/27/2020

Another AIDS death that will sadly be covered up.

by Anonymousreply 3607/27/2020

She died from over acting.

by Anonymousreply 3707/27/2020

One last performance with her Errol Flynn Dildo .

by Anonymousreply 3807/27/2020

Excessive chewing on the scenery in her last role.

by Anonymousreply 3907/27/2020

Injuries from when we were doing the Atlanta Fire scene in GWTW. Same with my death.

by Anonymousreply 4007/27/2020

The gardener's man parts were too much for her. But her last words were screams of ecstasy.

by Anonymousreply 4107/27/2020

R38 God, I wish an Errol Flynn dildo actually existed.

by Anonymousreply 4207/27/2020

After a tense three day standoff, she died in a hail of bullets when the FBI raided her compound.

by Anonymousreply 4307/27/2020

Felk into a snake pit.

by Anonymousreply 4407/27/2020

R44 What a nasty Falk that must have been.

by Anonymousreply 4507/27/2020

I miss Doris Day who died last year at age 97. Much prettier than Olivia.

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by Anonymousreply 4607/27/2020

Doris and Joan were acquaintances actually. They both lived in Carmel. When Joan died she left a million dollars to an animal charity.

by Anonymousreply 4707/27/2020

She died after enjoying this contraption shoved up her ass.

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by Anonymousreply 4807/27/2020

[quote]She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses

Yeah, it was a Sociology course:

SOC212 Death & Dying

by Anonymousreply 4907/27/2020

She died in a SNAKE PIT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5007/27/2020

Doris was covered in fleas at the time of her death! You wait. The same fate will befall Betty White. I loved her but she has so many dogs climbing around her, and her bed, and her sofas and they shit everywhere. And Betty decided recently that if the dogs can shit everywhere so can she! And the flies and the fleas are taking over.

There's no dignity in that. At least I have my dignity.

by Anonymousreply 5107/27/2020

R47 Joan Fontaine was on an episode of Doris's animal show with her dogs.

by Anonymousreply 5207/27/2020

R11 / g -

You really have gone to pieces since losing your 17th Oscar nomination. I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 5307/27/2020

r9 At least she was able to keep working. And I also heard she recently bought a farm.

by Anonymousreply 5407/27/2020

Meanness

by Anonymousreply 5507/27/2020

The traffic cone she tried to sit in ruptured her colon

by Anonymousreply 5607/27/2020

Hit by a bus after stepping out of her Parisian flat for the first time in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 5707/27/2020

R51 Keyword: HAD

by Anonymousreply 5807/27/2020

What in the gay hell was THAT at R48 ???

by Anonymousreply 5907/27/2020

Not yet, OP. According to CNN, Dr. Meade was attending to her, and India Wilkes attempted to barge into her bedroom to see if she finally forgave her. And that Watling woman was lurking around the Paris neighborhood where she lived. The Watling woman supposedly works near Montmartre.

by Anonymousreply 6007/27/2020

So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse and has reliably informed me that Olivia had been feeling down and logged onto Datalounge hoping for a pick-me-up from some supportive comments from "her gays".

Instead, she read the nasty comments on the thread "Olivia De H is an epic bitch! , promptly had a stroke and died! Well fucking done!

by Anonymousreply 6107/27/2020

She died, as she lived: Like A candle in the wind

by Anonymousreply 6207/27/2020

Darth Vader turned on her. She tried to use her Force lightning on him but it was too late.

by Anonymousreply 6307/27/2020

Set her depends on fire after attempting to light a fart.

by Anonymousreply 6407/27/2020

I suspect foul play. Same as with John Lewis. Investigate!!! Stop the madness!

by Anonymousreply 6507/27/2020

Crack pipe.

by Anonymousreply 6607/27/2020

[quote] So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 6707/27/2020

Like all the hip kids, I heard she got into hardcore vaping at the end.

by Anonymousreply 6807/27/2020

I heard she died from ongoing complications from a meal at Flavortown.

by Anonymousreply 6907/27/2020

I want to know where Hillary Clinton was when it went down.

by Anonymousreply 7007/27/2020

R9: Well that's good! Active till the end....

by Anonymousreply 7107/27/2020

R71, are you r19?

by Anonymousreply 7207/27/2020

Snakes in her pantalettes.

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by Anonymousreply 7307/27/2020

Alcohol poisoning from knocking back shots with Emmanuel Macron.

by Anonymousreply 7407/27/2020

She died of being a vile, sorry little bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 7507/27/2020

She was listening to a beautiful song as she passed.

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by Anonymousreply 7607/27/2020

Skydiving. Poor thing forgot her parachute on the plane.

by Anonymousreply 7707/27/2020

I heard she missed one of her jumps doing Parkour.

by Anonymousreply 7807/27/2020

This thread.... did not disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 7907/27/2020

Gonorrhea

by Anonymousreply 8007/27/2020

Swallowed by a python. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 8107/27/2020

Well, it wasn’t while birthin’ no babies!

by Anonymousreply 8207/27/2020

She walked into the waters of Niagra Falls and didn't wave bye to anyone.

by Anonymousreply 8307/27/2020

She was carried away bye the condors that stole Naya Rivera.

by Anonymousreply 8407/27/2020

By not bye.

Do NOT oh dear me

by Anonymousreply 8507/27/2020

Spelunking accident.

by Anonymousreply 8607/27/2020

The fire finally got her.

by Anonymousreply 8707/27/2020

Suicide bomb

by Anonymousreply 8807/27/2020

Dismembered and beheaded.

That'll do it.

by Anonymousreply 8907/27/2020

I know somebody who was her hospice nurse and she said that she was only holding out all these years because she wanted to experience the joy of seeing Regis Philbin die before her.

by Anonymousreply 9007/27/2020

Actually it happened a few weeks ago. She was pulling a Shelly Winters and was on the recovery team to find Naya Rivera and after unhooking her snagged body from some branches she succumbed to the elements. They just didn’t want her overshadowing poor Naya’s death, so they are only releasing it now.

by Anonymousreply 9107/27/2020

heart attack during wild sex.

by Anonymousreply 9207/27/2020

I believe she enjoyed keeping a tank of piranhas. She got too close yesterday, and unfortunately, the one named Olivia (I know, how ironic!) jumped out of the tank and bit her. The rest sensed blood and began flipping themselves out of the tank also. She was devoured by the piranhas she enjoyed so much.

by Anonymousreply 9307/27/2020

Maybe there was too much light in the piazza.

by Anonymousreply 9407/27/2020

Lightning strike to the eye

by Anonymousreply 9507/27/2020

Hit by a meteor.

by Anonymousreply 9607/27/2020

Massacred by 3 meth heads from a lovely town in Florida named Frostproof. I hear the sheriff is a stud!

by Anonymousreply 9707/27/2020

She fell into a volcano.

by Anonymousreply 9807/27/2020

Abducted by a UFO a la Unsolved Myteries. She survived the abduction just fine, however the aliens put her back into a meat grinder instead of her bed. Which they have been known to do.

by Anonymousreply 9907/27/2020

Single vehicle accident while fleeing paparazzi at high speed in Alma tunnel. Possible drunk driver.

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by Anonymousreply 10007/27/2020

R98, why was she near a volcano?

by Anonymousreply 10107/27/2020

“O is for Olivia, run through with an awl.”

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by Anonymousreply 10207/27/2020

Hemerrhoids

by Anonymousreply 10307/27/2020

Tackled a little to hard while playing rugby.

by Anonymousreply 10407/27/2020

R100 Was she drunk?

by Anonymousreply 10507/27/2020

She died of ennui.

by Anonymousreply 10607/27/2020

Her Apache dance at a Paris street festival got out-of-control.

by Anonymousreply 10707/27/2020

R101 She was beginning a new career as a volcanologist. I guess it wasn't for her.

by Anonymousreply 10807/27/2020

Okay, okay. The real cause of death is that she was beat up real bad in jail while serving time for dealing MDMA.

by Anonymousreply 10907/27/2020

She was taking the private elevator in her building when her masked assistant got in with her. No one knows what happened next.

by Anonymousreply 11007/27/2020

fart attack

by Anonymousreply 11107/27/2020

She and Regis Philbin had a secret suicide pact.

by Anonymousreply 11207/27/2020

choked on a pea

by Anonymousreply 11307/27/2020

she ran with the bulls but didn't run fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 11407/27/2020

Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.

^gasp^ did DL do her in? We should issue a statement of condolence and denial.

by Anonymousreply 11507/27/2020

Colic.

by Anonymousreply 11607/27/2020

butt chugging accident.

by Anonymousreply 11707/27/2020

R116 I think that’s supposed to be “Colic, so young.”

by Anonymousreply 11807/27/2020

killed by a sex-crazed psycho with a granny complex!

by Anonymousreply 11907/27/2020

Died of a heart attack in the steam room during an orgy.

by Anonymousreply 12007/27/2020

broke her back trying to eat her own pussy

by Anonymousreply 12107/27/2020

When I saw her flying around Paris on that jerry rigged motorized bike, careening through dangerous traffic I said “ Hells Bells 🔔 “ !

by Anonymousreply 12207/27/2020

she got in a drunken fist fight with the reflection in her full length mirror. the mirror won.

by Anonymousreply 12307/27/2020

It was a long night, but the Anal Intruder usually wins.

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by Anonymousreply 12407/27/2020

Scurvy?

by Anonymousreply 12507/27/2020

She was repainting her weathervane and fell off the roof.

by Anonymousreply 12607/27/2020

She caught a dirty old man masturbating on her property and he dumped her into the garbage can.

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by Anonymousreply 12707/27/2020

Hit by a car while protesting on the highway.

by Anonymousreply 12807/27/2020

Killed by a racist cop.

by Anonymousreply 12907/27/2020

She died in childbirth.

by Anonymousreply 13007/27/2020

a coconut bopped her on the head.

by Anonymousreply 13107/27/2020

She lived hard, & died old

by Anonymousreply 13207/27/2020

She was eaten alive by her Pomeranian.

by Anonymousreply 13307/27/2020

She went into a sexual frenzy thinking about former co-star Dirk Bogarde, went into sexual ecstasy and kicked the bucket.

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by Anonymousreply 13407/27/2020

Julie Andrews is next to go.

by Anonymousreply 13507/27/2020

Somebody on DL said "so, so young" one too many times, and she was like "that's it. I'm outta here."

by Anonymousreply 13607/27/2020

punched to death by a kangaroo

by Anonymousreply 13707/27/2020

I heard she went to Paris to make art films... art films...

by Anonymousreply 13807/27/2020

Mine shaft disaster.

by Anonymousreply 13907/27/2020

She jumped on a live grenade to protect the platoon.

by Anonymousreply 14007/27/2020

She couldn't handle the death of Reeg. Broken heart a la Debbie Reynolds after Carrie died.

by Anonymousreply 14107/27/2020

I heard she'd left one of her Oscars to "Dear, poor old Glenn" with a note saying "God loves a trier.."

by Anonymousreply 14207/27/2020

She got one of her titties stuck in the garbage disposal.

by Anonymousreply 14307/27/2020

Her fingers slipped off the trapeze.

by Anonymousreply 14407/27/2020

Hey, it's DAME OLIVIA, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 14507/27/2020

typo, there r145. It's DAMN OLIVIA!

by Anonymousreply 14607/27/2020

she swallowed a fly

by Anonymousreply 14707/27/2020

Fell into a shark tank on an atomic submarine.....no ... wait....that was Joan. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 14807/27/2020

[QUOTE] Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.

Is Best way to die.

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by Anonymousreply 14907/27/2020

bad dreams

by Anonymousreply 15007/27/2020

I didn't do it!

by Anonymousreply 15107/27/2020

She tried to swim the English Channel. Almost made it.

by Anonymousreply 15207/27/2020

Same thing as Philip McKeon, "undisclosed" but in reality it's Covid-19

by Anonymousreply 15307/27/2020

R100, that photo was taken recently when Qlivia was caught stalking Alain Delon. When she discovered he was about to file a lawsuit against her for sexual harassment, she had a massive stroke.

by Anonymousreply 15407/27/2020

She heard John Saxon died and there was no reason to go on living.

by Anonymousreply 15507/27/2020

It sure as hell wasn’t Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. She was Noah’s wet nurse for crying out loud!

by Anonymousreply 15607/27/2020

She found out she got canceled, and disappeared in a puff of powder.

by Anonymousreply 15707/27/2020

She died while fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico and trying to stop a bus full of nuns from colliding with a ship full of blind orphan refugees simultaneously.

by Anonymousreply 15807/27/2020

She died saving a dolphin from a giant octopus.

by Anonymousreply 15907/27/2020

She's fine, she sends her love.

by Anonymousreply 16007/27/2020

R134 Ricky, you have some splain’n to do!

by Anonymousreply 16107/27/2020

mafia hit

by Anonymousreply 16207/27/2020

Struck by a low-flying blimp.

by Anonymousreply 16307/27/2020

She stupidly tried to pose for a photo next to a bison.

by Anonymousreply 16407/27/2020

hang-gliding accident

by Anonymousreply 16507/27/2020

I killed her! Bitch stole my look!

by Anonymousreply 16607/27/2020

Apparently, in the water she's not a skinny lady either.

by Anonymousreply 16707/27/2020

She took her great great great grandson for a boat ride in the middle of a lake with murky material beneath.

by Anonymousreply 16807/27/2020

Are we sure she's really dead?

Remember de Havilland starred in a movie in which she believes a woman was buried alive on her property.

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by Anonymousreply 16907/27/2020

She encountered a rogue Yankee soldier on the stairs at Tara.

She had intended to shoot the soldier and save the valuables,

but that damn Ashley Wilkes never had known how to meet her "needs"

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by Anonymousreply 17007/27/2020

Chrissy Metz sat on her.

by Anonymousreply 17107/27/2020

[quote]At least I have my dignity.

r51, Pity you are bereft of wit.

by Anonymousreply 17207/27/2020

she wrestled the wrong bear.

by Anonymousreply 17307/27/2020

Food poisoning from gas station sushi.

by Anonymousreply 17407/27/2020

Accused Kevin Spacey of molesting her grandson and then was mysteriously hit by a car

by Anonymousreply 17507/27/2020

[quote]"She died of having lived."

by Anonymousreply 17607/27/2020

Revealed she had information on the Clintons.

by Anonymousreply 17707/27/2020

I'm a hospice nurse. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Olivia pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it was pretty serious.

by Anonymousreply 17807/28/2020

I heard she became verklempt and it killed her.

by Anonymousreply 17907/28/2020

Spanish flu, it was a relapse

by Anonymousreply 18007/28/2020

HPV

by Anonymousreply 18107/28/2020

Crabs 🦀! Crabs the size of barnacles!!

by Anonymousreply 18207/28/2020

kennel cough

by Anonymousreply 18307/28/2020

You're supposed to answer with something sarcastic and witty, followed up with "Rose." For example, "she died fighting a grease fire, Rose."

by Anonymousreply 18407/28/2020

Her Depends were the wrong size it cut off her circulation.

by Anonymousreply 18507/28/2020

She died peacefully in her bed at 104 years of age. I think it should be fairly obvious what she died of. Her heart finally decided it had had enough.

We should all be so lucky to die like that.

by Anonymousreply 18607/28/2020

Are you on the spectrum, r184?

by Anonymousreply 18707/28/2020

Cyanide capsule.

by Anonymousreply 18807/28/2020

She was masturbating with a dry cleaning bag over her head, experimenting with self-asphyxiation, and she went one step too far. She also purposely put a rat inside the dry cleaning bag so the rat could paw at her head while she panicked.

by Anonymousreply 18907/28/2020

Cot death.

by Anonymousreply 19007/28/2020

The bigger question at that age is what DIDN’T she die of.

by Anonymousreply 19107/28/2020

Rabies

by Anonymousreply 19207/28/2020

R189 was she thinking of “her Dear Ashley”?

by Anonymousreply 19307/28/2020

R59 Here you go...

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by Anonymousreply 19407/28/2020

Ambushed by a rival clan. She took out most of the assassins with chi blasts but was hit with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

by Anonymousreply 19507/28/2020

A fisting session gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 19607/28/2020

I wonder if she and her sister Joan Fontaine have kissed and made up in the Great Beyond.

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by Anonymousreply 19707/28/2020

Joan’s poltergeist sucked Olivia into the TV.

by Anonymousreply 19807/28/2020

Here’s a graphic depiction of cause of death. The old girl just couldn’t move fast enough.

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by Anonymousreply 19907/28/2020

Neglect kills the famous

by Anonymousreply 20007/28/2020

No, it was coronadick - PNP all cummers.

by Anonymousreply 20107/28/2020

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Rose

by Anonymousreply 20207/28/2020

Heart attack after looking at herself in the mirror naked.

by Anonymousreply 20307/28/2020

Double fisting with Emanuel Macron.

by Anonymousreply 20407/28/2020

R199 That was Anton Yelchin!

by Anonymousreply 20507/28/2020

Someone left out something marked "Keep out of reach of Olivia de Havilland".

by Anonymousreply 20607/28/2020

The brown Olsen, In Balmain, on the balcony, with a butane torch?

by Anonymousreply 20707/29/2020

Paris doctors have disclosed that Miss de Havilland died of Progeria.

by Anonymousreply 20807/29/2020

She wanted to go for one last swim......off the coast of Maine.

by Anonymousreply 20907/29/2020

She was walking on the bridge when it collapsed.

by Anonymousreply 21007/29/2020

Nude BASE jumping in Patagonia but someone screwed with her parachute 🪂

by Anonymousreply 21107/29/2020

dragged by a chain from the back of a pickup truck.

by Anonymousreply 21207/29/2020

Professor Plum, candlestick, conservatory.

by Anonymousreply 21307/29/2020

Fucked over a balcony railing.

by Anonymousreply 21407/29/2020

childbirth, Rose, she was 2 old for twins 👯‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 21507/29/2020

belly flop

by Anonymousreply 21607/29/2020

Her ass implants ruptured.

by Anonymousreply 21707/29/2020

swallowed by a whale. she could still be alive.

by Anonymousreply 21807/29/2020

She rode her Segway off a cliff.

by Anonymousreply 21907/29/2020

dandruff

by Anonymousreply 22007/29/2020

The demon sperm got her, of course.

by Anonymousreply 22107/29/2020

her space shuttle exploded upon reentry to Earth's atmosphere.

by Anonymousreply 22207/29/2020

And I hear Billie Joe has gone and thrown her off the Tallahatchie Bridge

by Anonymousreply 22307/29/2020

Well, she was one of the Putin pee hookers. They’ve all been disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 22407/29/2020

Olivia is FINE! She sends her regards!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 22507/29/2020

The butler did it.

by Anonymousreply 22607/29/2020

Someone kick her in the cunt bone, no suspects

by Anonymousreply 22707/29/2020

Went out ala Lupe Velez, face down in the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 22807/29/2020

Hydroxychloroquine

by Anonymousreply 22907/29/2020

Spontaneous combustion while ballroom dancing.

by Anonymousreply 23007/29/2020

Complications of old age.

by Anonymousreply 23107/29/2020

So young...

by Anonymousreply 23207/30/2020

post nasal drip

by Anonymousreply 23307/30/2020

She was doing a remake of the song Wrecking Ball and it proved to be a tad too much for her.

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by Anonymousreply 23407/30/2020

she attempted to moonwalk, collided with a settee, fell down and broke her back.

by Anonymousreply 23507/30/2020

I fucked her to death

by Anonymousreply 23607/30/2020

Russian roulette with Betty White.

by Anonymousreply 23707/30/2020

Meth overdose. She was found in a room at the Days Inn. Sprawled out on the floor wearing a full hazmat suit and a bottle of poppers on the night stand.

by Anonymousreply 23807/30/2020

She saw Dr. Imanuel and realized Mammy had come back reincarnated as part of the COVID task force.

by Anonymousreply 23907/30/2020

They unclenched her fist and there was a note inside that said "Joan - I STILL hate you, you bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 24007/30/2020

She was trying to diffuse a bomb but cut the wrong wire. BOOM!

by Anonymousreply 24107/30/2020

Heartbreak of psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 24207/30/2020

She was not so fresh.....down there.

by Anonymousreply 24307/30/2020

A botched abortion.

by Anonymousreply 24407/30/2020

[quote]So young...

More like, "So long!"

by Anonymousreply 24507/30/2020

They said it was a very nearsighted and feeble nazi hunter who decided not to take any chances.

by Anonymousreply 24607/30/2020

It will forever be a mystery, OP.

by Anonymousreply 24707/30/2020

I don't know, but I heard they're making an Unsolved Mysteries episode about it.

by Anonymousreply 24807/30/2020

She had that nasty Cyndi Lauper Itch ....... down there!

by Anonymousreply 24907/30/2020

OP, was your intent to make this a joke posting? Because that sure as hell is how other DLers have interpreted it.

by Anonymousreply 25007/31/2020

Her wax wings melted and she fell back to Earth.

by Anonymousreply 25107/31/2020

SIDS, dumbass!

by Anonymousreply 25207/31/2020

stubbed toe

by Anonymousreply 25307/31/2020

Patsy Ramsay, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 25407/31/2020

the sniffles

by Anonymousreply 25507/31/2020

A back alley abortion.

by Anonymousreply 25607/31/2020

Scurvy

by Anonymousreply 25707/31/2020

Ellen DeGeneres had her murdered.

by Anonymousreply 25807/31/2020

Her vibrator got stuck on the "Big Sam" setting

by Anonymousreply 25907/31/2020

Flying piranha

by Anonymousreply 26007/31/2020

Blood loss, she had an extreme heavy-flow menstrual period

by Anonymousreply 26107/31/2020

falling chandelier

by Anonymousreply 26207/31/2020

She had undiagnosed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

She was cradling her Mug and journaling about her anger toward Dr. Budd when she slipped away

by Anonymousreply 26307/31/2020

cat scratch fever

by Anonymousreply 26407/31/2020

You know, dragons find “100 year-old eggs “ to be quite the delicacy.

by Anonymousreply 26507/31/2020

Ptomaine poisoning

by Anonymousreply 26607/31/2020

Went to a Parisian opera house and was murdered by the Phantom.

by Anonymousreply 26707/31/2020

Wow, she hadn't had a period since The Beatles were making in big

by Anonymousreply 26808/01/2020

(No 48) Dying laughing - anyone notice what a tiny penis and balls he has? Anyone dumb enough to put a device up his asshole deserves a jolt!

by Anonymousreply 26908/01/2020

She stepped into the blue flame one time too many.

by Anonymousreply 27008/01/2020

She allegedly took an accidental tumble down the stairs like Vera in "Dolores Claiborne".

by Anonymousreply 27108/01/2020

She drank Lisle’s potion and now vants to be alone.

by Anonymousreply 27208/01/2020

A large potted plant fell on her.

by Anonymousreply 27308/01/2020

Jessica Fletcher finally paid her a visit.

by Anonymousreply 27408/01/2020

Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.

by Anonymousreply 27508/01/2020

Her daughter forgot to drop her off at adult day health on her way to work and she died of heat stroke in the car.

by Anonymousreply 27608/01/2020

R276 Daughter? All her children are dead of old age. You must mean grandchild, lol.

by Anonymousreply 27708/02/2020

Crib death, Rose

by Anonymousreply 27808/02/2020

[quote] Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.

Terrible way to go.

by Anonymousreply 27908/02/2020

[quote] Crib death, Rose

Finally some originality on this thread.

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 28008/02/2020

Ryan Murphy

by Anonymousreply 28108/02/2020

R281 Despite what everyone said, Ryan knew he could just extend the the lawsuit and she would eventually die before settling. Bitch and getting none of that Feud monies now!

by Anonymousreply 28208/02/2020

A lifelong addiction to canned Beef-A-Roni finally caught up with her and took her down.

by Anonymousreply 28308/02/2020

5 words & 1 BIG DATE :

Joan Fontaine, Best Actress: “Suspicion”, 1941

by Anonymousreply 28408/02/2020

Choked on a ham sandwich

by Anonymousreply 28508/02/2020

SIDS

by Anonymousreply 28608/02/2020

Very original, r286.

Very good.

by Anonymousreply 28708/02/2020

Olivia died of boredom after reading the unoriginal posts at R280 and R287.

by Anonymousreply 28808/02/2020

Using an enema attachment in the shower, she accidentally set the water to scalding.

by Anonymousreply 28908/02/2020

I asked my friend Julie, who had been hired to help care for Olivia the week before she died, if she knew the cause of death. She told me that when she went to wake Olivia that day, she wasn't able to rouse her, and that she most certainly and surely must have undeniably and inarguably died of unknown natural causes during the night. She said she was very sad about her passing, but all the great jewelry and Hollywood mementos Olivia left her really hid her grief.

by Anonymousreply 29008/02/2020

As Coroner, I must affere I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really most sincerely dead.

by Anonymousreply 29108/03/2020

pricked her finger on the needle of a spinning wheel.

by Anonymousreply 29208/04/2020

Too much dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 29308/04/2020

siamese fighting fish attack

by Anonymousreply 294Last Wednesday at 11:03 PM

She died of COVID-19. She had an underlying condition of Spanish Flu that she contracted in 1918 and the combination did her in.

by Anonymousreply 295Last Thursday at 10:46 PM

The spirit of Leslie Howard came and said "Melanie, come with me".

by Anonymousreply 296Last Friday at 1:24 AM

Youthful exuberance

by Anonymousreply 297Last Friday at 1:54 AM

Breakdancing.

by Anonymousreply 298Last Friday at 8:12 AM

slipped on banana peel while twerking on a Paris Street

by Anonymousreply 299Last Friday at 8:19 AM

drone

by Anonymousreply 300Last Friday at 11:49 AM

Ingrid Bergman was much better

by Anonymousreply 301Last Saturday at 1:42 AM

An allergic reaction to anal bleaching.

by Anonymousreply 302Last Saturday at 5:49 AM
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