What was her cause of death?
Have they said what Olivia de Havilland died of?
by Anonymous | reply 302 | August 8, 2020 1:49 PM |
It was said on the other thread.
Swarm of killer bees.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 27, 2020 10:03 AM |
she died in a cage
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 27, 2020 10:11 AM |
She died of advanced, advanced, advanced old age...more than six times my age! Imagine that!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 27, 2020 10:13 AM |
She found my birth certificate.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 27, 2020 10:27 AM |
Motorcycle accident, Rose
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 27, 2020 10:30 AM |
She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses according to media reports.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 27, 2020 10:30 AM |
She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 27, 2020 10:37 AM |
Pierced colon in a fisting session gone wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 27, 2020 10:42 AM |
I wanted her pussy.
Real bad. Now.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 27, 2020 10:47 AM |
I wanted it so bad, I couldn't finish typing my name.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 27, 2020 10:48 AM |
Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 27, 2020 10:54 AM |
Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 27, 2020 10:54 AM |
Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 27, 2020 10:55 AM |
Reckless living, too many party drugs, etc. Like most 104 year olds.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 27, 2020 11:22 AM |
Autoerotic asphyxiation
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 27, 2020 11:25 AM |
Too much booze and dope.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 27, 2020 11:32 AM |
[quote]She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.
Well, it's great that she was able to keep working right till the end.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 27, 2020 11:33 AM |
Probably of being born before WW1
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 27, 2020 11:37 AM |
A large horse fell on her during a sex act.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2020 11:40 AM |
We were speedballing on a combo of metformin, amantadine and simvastatine. FEELS GOOD MAN...
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 27, 2020 11:47 AM |
Melanieoma
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 27, 2020 11:50 AM |
It was a tragic hang gliding accident
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 27, 2020 11:51 AM |
Assassinated by B.D. Hyman
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 27, 2020 11:53 AM |
Juvenile Diabetes
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 27, 2020 12:22 PM |
Advanced dry cunt disease. There’s a pandemic of that going around these days, but that other pandemic keeps getting all the headlines.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 27, 2020 12:38 PM |
Extreme Jealousy Syndrome
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 27, 2020 12:53 PM |
Charlotte pushed a big ceramic gargoyle on her because of her overly breathy dramatic acting.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 27, 2020 12:58 PM |
Child birth, Rose!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 27, 2020 1:05 PM |
Grease fire
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 27, 2020 1:07 PM |
Apparently a child was attacked by a grizzly bear and Olivia intervened. She saved the child and killed the bear, but later died of her injuries.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 27, 2020 1:25 PM |
Her bungee snapped.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 27, 2020 1:28 PM |
She had a hot ass. It burned the rest of her body. But she couldn't live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 27, 2020 1:29 PM |
[quote] She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses
She was going to college too?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 27, 2020 1:39 PM |
Another AIDS death that will sadly be covered up.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 27, 2020 1:39 PM |
She died from over acting.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 27, 2020 1:49 PM |
One last performance with her Errol Flynn Dildo .
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 27, 2020 1:50 PM |
Excessive chewing on the scenery in her last role.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 27, 2020 1:53 PM |
Injuries from when we were doing the Atlanta Fire scene in GWTW. Same with my death.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 27, 2020 1:55 PM |
The gardener's man parts were too much for her. But her last words were screams of ecstasy.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 27, 2020 1:55 PM |
R38 God, I wish an Errol Flynn dildo actually existed.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 27, 2020 1:58 PM |
After a tense three day standoff, she died in a hail of bullets when the FBI raided her compound.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 27, 2020 2:04 PM |
Felk into a snake pit.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 27, 2020 2:18 PM |
R44 What a nasty Falk that must have been.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 27, 2020 2:52 PM |
I miss Doris Day who died last year at age 97. Much prettier than Olivia.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 27, 2020 3:02 PM |
Doris and Joan were acquaintances actually. They both lived in Carmel. When Joan died she left a million dollars to an animal charity.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 27, 2020 3:04 PM |
She died after enjoying this contraption shoved up her ass.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 27, 2020 3:10 PM |
[quote]She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses
Yeah, it was a Sociology course:
SOC212 Death & Dying
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 27, 2020 3:11 PM |
She died in a SNAKE PIT!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 27, 2020 3:13 PM |
Doris was covered in fleas at the time of her death! You wait. The same fate will befall Betty White. I loved her but she has so many dogs climbing around her, and her bed, and her sofas and they shit everywhere. And Betty decided recently that if the dogs can shit everywhere so can she! And the flies and the fleas are taking over.
There's no dignity in that. At least I have my dignity.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 27, 2020 3:14 PM |
R47 Joan Fontaine was on an episode of Doris's animal show with her dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 27, 2020 3:14 PM |
R11 / g -
You really have gone to pieces since losing your 17th Oscar nomination. I condole you.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 27, 2020 3:15 PM |
r9 At least she was able to keep working. And I also heard she recently bought a farm.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 27, 2020 3:16 PM |
Meanness
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 27, 2020 3:17 PM |
The traffic cone she tried to sit in ruptured her colon
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 27, 2020 3:31 PM |
Hit by a bus after stepping out of her Parisian flat for the first time in 20 years.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 27, 2020 3:35 PM |
R51 Keyword: HAD
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 27, 2020 3:35 PM |
What in the gay hell was THAT at R48 ???
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 27, 2020 3:43 PM |
Not yet, OP. According to CNN, Dr. Meade was attending to her, and India Wilkes attempted to barge into her bedroom to see if she finally forgave her. And that Watling woman was lurking around the Paris neighborhood where she lived. The Watling woman supposedly works near Montmartre.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 27, 2020 3:47 PM |
So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse and has reliably informed me that Olivia had been feeling down and logged onto Datalounge hoping for a pick-me-up from some supportive comments from "her gays".
Instead, she read the nasty comments on the thread "Olivia De H is an epic bitch! , promptly had a stroke and died! Well fucking done!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 27, 2020 4:02 PM |
She died, as she lived: Like A candle in the wind
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 27, 2020 4:16 PM |
Darth Vader turned on her. She tried to use her Force lightning on him but it was too late.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 27, 2020 4:40 PM |
Set her depends on fire after attempting to light a fart.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 27, 2020 4:40 PM |
I suspect foul play. Same as with John Lewis. Investigate!!! Stop the madness!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 27, 2020 4:44 PM |
Crack pipe.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 27, 2020 4:48 PM |
[quote] So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 27, 2020 4:51 PM |
Like all the hip kids, I heard she got into hardcore vaping at the end.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 27, 2020 4:55 PM |
I heard she died from ongoing complications from a meal at Flavortown.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 27, 2020 4:59 PM |
I want to know where Hillary Clinton was when it went down.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 27, 2020 5:05 PM |
R9: Well that's good! Active till the end....
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 27, 2020 5:08 PM |
R71, are you r19?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 27, 2020 5:16 PM |
Alcohol poisoning from knocking back shots with Emmanuel Macron.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 27, 2020 6:23 PM |
She was listening to a beautiful song as she passed.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 27, 2020 6:48 PM |
Skydiving. Poor thing forgot her parachute on the plane.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 27, 2020 6:52 PM |
I heard she missed one of her jumps doing Parkour.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 27, 2020 6:54 PM |
This thread.... did not disappoint.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 27, 2020 7:29 PM |
Gonorrhea
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 27, 2020 7:30 PM |
Swallowed by a python. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 27, 2020 7:33 PM |
Well, it wasn’t while birthin’ no babies!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | July 27, 2020 7:33 PM |
She walked into the waters of Niagra Falls and didn't wave bye to anyone.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 27, 2020 7:41 PM |
She was carried away bye the condors that stole Naya Rivera.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 27, 2020 7:48 PM |
By not bye.
Do NOT oh dear me
by Anonymous | reply 85 | July 27, 2020 7:48 PM |
Spelunking accident.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | July 27, 2020 7:50 PM |
The fire finally got her.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | July 27, 2020 7:51 PM |
Suicide bomb
by Anonymous | reply 88 | July 27, 2020 7:53 PM |
Dismembered and beheaded.
That'll do it.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | July 27, 2020 7:55 PM |
I know somebody who was her hospice nurse and she said that she was only holding out all these years because she wanted to experience the joy of seeing Regis Philbin die before her.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | July 27, 2020 7:56 PM |
Actually it happened a few weeks ago. She was pulling a Shelly Winters and was on the recovery team to find Naya Rivera and after unhooking her snagged body from some branches she succumbed to the elements. They just didn’t want her overshadowing poor Naya’s death, so they are only releasing it now.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | July 27, 2020 7:57 PM |
heart attack during wild sex.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | July 27, 2020 7:58 PM |
I believe she enjoyed keeping a tank of piranhas. She got too close yesterday, and unfortunately, the one named Olivia (I know, how ironic!) jumped out of the tank and bit her. The rest sensed blood and began flipping themselves out of the tank also. She was devoured by the piranhas she enjoyed so much.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | July 27, 2020 7:59 PM |
Maybe there was too much light in the piazza.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | July 27, 2020 7:59 PM |
Lightning strike to the eye
by Anonymous | reply 95 | July 27, 2020 8:00 PM |
Hit by a meteor.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | July 27, 2020 8:02 PM |
Massacred by 3 meth heads from a lovely town in Florida named Frostproof. I hear the sheriff is a stud!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 27, 2020 8:02 PM |
She fell into a volcano.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 27, 2020 8:04 PM |
Abducted by a UFO a la Unsolved Myteries. She survived the abduction just fine, however the aliens put her back into a meat grinder instead of her bed. Which they have been known to do.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 27, 2020 8:04 PM |
Single vehicle accident while fleeing paparazzi at high speed in Alma tunnel. Possible drunk driver.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 27, 2020 8:04 PM |
R98, why was she near a volcano?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 27, 2020 8:04 PM |
Hemerrhoids
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 27, 2020 8:05 PM |
Tackled a little to hard while playing rugby.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 27, 2020 8:05 PM |
R100 Was she drunk?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 27, 2020 8:06 PM |
She died of ennui.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 27, 2020 8:06 PM |
Her Apache dance at a Paris street festival got out-of-control.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 27, 2020 8:07 PM |
R101 She was beginning a new career as a volcanologist. I guess it wasn't for her.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 27, 2020 8:07 PM |
Okay, okay. The real cause of death is that she was beat up real bad in jail while serving time for dealing MDMA.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 27, 2020 8:08 PM |
She was taking the private elevator in her building when her masked assistant got in with her. No one knows what happened next.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 27, 2020 8:09 PM |
fart attack
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 27, 2020 8:10 PM |
She and Regis Philbin had a secret suicide pact.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 27, 2020 8:11 PM |
choked on a pea
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 27, 2020 8:14 PM |
she ran with the bulls but didn't run fast enough.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 27, 2020 8:16 PM |
Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.
^gasp^ did DL do her in? We should issue a statement of condolence and denial.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 27, 2020 8:17 PM |
Colic.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 27, 2020 8:18 PM |
butt chugging accident.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 27, 2020 8:19 PM |
R116 I think that’s supposed to be “Colic, so young.”
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 27, 2020 8:20 PM |
killed by a sex-crazed psycho with a granny complex!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 27, 2020 8:21 PM |
Died of a heart attack in the steam room during an orgy.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 27, 2020 8:21 PM |
broke her back trying to eat her own pussy
by Anonymous | reply 121 | July 27, 2020 8:23 PM |
When I saw her flying around Paris on that jerry rigged motorized bike, careening through dangerous traffic I said “ Hells Bells 🔔 “ !
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 27, 2020 8:24 PM |
she got in a drunken fist fight with the reflection in her full length mirror. the mirror won.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 27, 2020 8:25 PM |
It was a long night, but the Anal Intruder usually wins.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 27, 2020 8:28 PM |
Scurvy?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 27, 2020 8:28 PM |
She was repainting her weathervane and fell off the roof.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 27, 2020 8:30 PM |
She caught a dirty old man masturbating on her property and he dumped her into the garbage can.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 27, 2020 8:34 PM |
Hit by a car while protesting on the highway.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 27, 2020 8:34 PM |
Killed by a racist cop.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | July 27, 2020 8:35 PM |
She died in childbirth.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 27, 2020 8:35 PM |
a coconut bopped her on the head.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 27, 2020 8:38 PM |
She lived hard, & died old
by Anonymous | reply 132 | July 27, 2020 8:45 PM |
She was eaten alive by her Pomeranian.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | July 27, 2020 8:48 PM |
She went into a sexual frenzy thinking about former co-star Dirk Bogarde, went into sexual ecstasy and kicked the bucket.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | July 27, 2020 8:48 PM |
Julie Andrews is next to go.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | July 27, 2020 8:52 PM |
Somebody on DL said "so, so young" one too many times, and she was like "that's it. I'm outta here."
by Anonymous | reply 136 | July 27, 2020 8:52 PM |
punched to death by a kangaroo
by Anonymous | reply 137 | July 27, 2020 8:55 PM |
I heard she went to Paris to make art films... art films...
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 27, 2020 8:59 PM |
Mine shaft disaster.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 27, 2020 9:02 PM |
She jumped on a live grenade to protect the platoon.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | July 27, 2020 9:04 PM |
She couldn't handle the death of Reeg. Broken heart a la Debbie Reynolds after Carrie died.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | July 27, 2020 9:09 PM |
I heard she'd left one of her Oscars to "Dear, poor old Glenn" with a note saying "God loves a trier.."
by Anonymous | reply 142 | July 27, 2020 9:10 PM |
She got one of her titties stuck in the garbage disposal.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | July 27, 2020 9:12 PM |
Her fingers slipped off the trapeze.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | July 27, 2020 9:18 PM |
Hey, it's DAME OLIVIA, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 145 | July 27, 2020 9:43 PM |
typo, there r145. It's DAMN OLIVIA!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | July 27, 2020 9:47 PM |
she swallowed a fly
by Anonymous | reply 147 | July 27, 2020 10:07 PM |
Fell into a shark tank on an atomic submarine.....no ... wait....that was Joan. Never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | July 27, 2020 10:10 PM |
[QUOTE] Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.
Is Best way to die.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | July 27, 2020 10:12 PM |
bad dreams
by Anonymous | reply 150 | July 27, 2020 10:14 PM |
I didn't do it!
by Anonymous | reply 151 | July 27, 2020 10:17 PM |
She tried to swim the English Channel. Almost made it.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | July 27, 2020 10:20 PM |
Same thing as Philip McKeon, "undisclosed" but in reality it's Covid-19
by Anonymous | reply 153 | July 27, 2020 10:25 PM |
R100, that photo was taken recently when Qlivia was caught stalking Alain Delon. When she discovered he was about to file a lawsuit against her for sexual harassment, she had a massive stroke.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | July 27, 2020 10:43 PM |
She heard John Saxon died and there was no reason to go on living.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | July 27, 2020 10:47 PM |
It sure as hell wasn’t Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. She was Noah’s wet nurse for crying out loud!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | July 27, 2020 10:55 PM |
She found out she got canceled, and disappeared in a puff of powder.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | July 27, 2020 10:58 PM |
She died while fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico and trying to stop a bus full of nuns from colliding with a ship full of blind orphan refugees simultaneously.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | July 27, 2020 10:59 PM |
She died saving a dolphin from a giant octopus.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | July 27, 2020 11:00 PM |
She's fine, she sends her love.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | July 27, 2020 11:08 PM |
R134 Ricky, you have some splain’n to do!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | July 27, 2020 11:46 PM |
mafia hit
by Anonymous | reply 162 | July 28, 2020 12:11 AM |
Struck by a low-flying blimp.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | July 28, 2020 12:55 AM |
She stupidly tried to pose for a photo next to a bison.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | July 28, 2020 12:58 AM |
hang-gliding accident
by Anonymous | reply 165 | July 28, 2020 12:59 AM |
I killed her! Bitch stole my look!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | July 28, 2020 1:13 AM |
Apparently, in the water she's not a skinny lady either.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | July 28, 2020 1:16 AM |
She took her great great great grandson for a boat ride in the middle of a lake with murky material beneath.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | July 28, 2020 1:23 AM |
Are we sure she's really dead?
Remember de Havilland starred in a movie in which she believes a woman was buried alive on her property.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | July 28, 2020 1:28 AM |
She encountered a rogue Yankee soldier on the stairs at Tara.
She had intended to shoot the soldier and save the valuables,
but that damn Ashley Wilkes never had known how to meet her "needs"
by Anonymous | reply 170 | July 28, 2020 2:40 AM |
Chrissy Metz sat on her.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | July 28, 2020 2:42 AM |
[quote]At least I have my dignity.
r51, Pity you are bereft of wit.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | July 28, 2020 2:55 AM |
she wrestled the wrong bear.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | July 28, 2020 2:57 AM |
Food poisoning from gas station sushi.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | July 28, 2020 2:58 AM |
Accused Kevin Spacey of molesting her grandson and then was mysteriously hit by a car
by Anonymous | reply 175 | July 28, 2020 3:01 AM |
[quote]"She died of having lived."
by Anonymous | reply 176 | July 28, 2020 3:03 AM |
Revealed she had information on the Clintons.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | July 28, 2020 3:04 AM |
I'm a hospice nurse. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Olivia pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it was pretty serious.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | July 28, 2020 10:26 AM |
I heard she became verklempt and it killed her.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | July 28, 2020 10:30 AM |
Spanish flu, it was a relapse
by Anonymous | reply 180 | July 28, 2020 10:56 AM |
HPV
by Anonymous | reply 181 | July 28, 2020 10:59 AM |
Crabs 🦀! Crabs the size of barnacles!!
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 28, 2020 11:04 AM |
kennel cough
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 28, 2020 11:05 AM |
You're supposed to answer with something sarcastic and witty, followed up with "Rose." For example, "she died fighting a grease fire, Rose."
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 28, 2020 11:15 AM |
Her Depends were the wrong size it cut off her circulation.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 28, 2020 11:52 AM |
She died peacefully in her bed at 104 years of age. I think it should be fairly obvious what she died of. Her heart finally decided it had had enough.
We should all be so lucky to die like that.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 28, 2020 11:53 AM |
Are you on the spectrum, r184?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 28, 2020 12:05 PM |
Cyanide capsule.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 28, 2020 12:31 PM |
She was masturbating with a dry cleaning bag over her head, experimenting with self-asphyxiation, and she went one step too far. She also purposely put a rat inside the dry cleaning bag so the rat could paw at her head while she panicked.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | July 28, 2020 12:40 PM |
Cot death.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | July 28, 2020 12:42 PM |
The bigger question at that age is what DIDN’T she die of.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | July 28, 2020 12:43 PM |
Rabies
by Anonymous | reply 192 | July 28, 2020 12:44 PM |
R189 was she thinking of “her Dear Ashley”?
by Anonymous | reply 193 | July 28, 2020 12:59 PM |
Ambushed by a rival clan. She took out most of the assassins with chi blasts but was hit with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | July 28, 2020 2:03 PM |
A fisting session gone wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | July 28, 2020 2:05 PM |
I wonder if she and her sister Joan Fontaine have kissed and made up in the Great Beyond.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | July 28, 2020 3:17 PM |
Joan’s poltergeist sucked Olivia into the TV.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | July 28, 2020 3:18 PM |
Here’s a graphic depiction of cause of death. The old girl just couldn’t move fast enough.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | July 28, 2020 3:22 PM |
Neglect kills the famous
by Anonymous | reply 200 | July 28, 2020 3:51 PM |
No, it was coronadick - PNP all cummers.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | July 28, 2020 5:00 PM |
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Rose
by Anonymous | reply 202 | July 28, 2020 5:12 PM |
Heart attack after looking at herself in the mirror naked.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | July 28, 2020 5:31 PM |
Double fisting with Emanuel Macron.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | July 28, 2020 7:55 PM |
R199 That was Anton Yelchin!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | July 28, 2020 8:12 PM |
Someone left out something marked "Keep out of reach of Olivia de Havilland".
by Anonymous | reply 206 | July 29, 2020 6:37 AM |
The brown Olsen, In Balmain, on the balcony, with a butane torch?
by Anonymous | reply 207 | July 29, 2020 1:41 PM |
Paris doctors have disclosed that Miss de Havilland died of Progeria.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | July 29, 2020 1:54 PM |
She wanted to go for one last swim......off the coast of Maine.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | July 29, 2020 2:09 PM |
She was walking on the bridge when it collapsed.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | July 29, 2020 3:24 PM |
Nude BASE jumping in Patagonia but someone screwed with her parachute 🪂
by Anonymous | reply 211 | July 29, 2020 7:59 PM |
dragged by a chain from the back of a pickup truck.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | July 29, 2020 8:01 PM |
Professor Plum, candlestick, conservatory.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | July 29, 2020 8:15 PM |
Fucked over a balcony railing.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | July 29, 2020 8:18 PM |
childbirth, Rose, she was 2 old for twins 👯♀️
by Anonymous | reply 215 | July 29, 2020 8:21 PM |
belly flop
by Anonymous | reply 216 | July 29, 2020 8:25 PM |
Her ass implants ruptured.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | July 29, 2020 8:37 PM |
swallowed by a whale. she could still be alive.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | July 29, 2020 8:40 PM |
She rode her Segway off a cliff.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | July 29, 2020 11:29 PM |
dandruff
by Anonymous | reply 220 | July 29, 2020 11:30 PM |
The demon sperm got her, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | July 29, 2020 11:40 PM |
her space shuttle exploded upon reentry to Earth's atmosphere.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | July 30, 2020 12:16 AM |
And I hear Billie Joe has gone and thrown her off the Tallahatchie Bridge
by Anonymous | reply 223 | July 30, 2020 1:13 AM |
Well, she was one of the Putin pee hookers. They’ve all been disappeared.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | July 30, 2020 2:19 AM |
Olivia is FINE! She sends her regards!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | July 30, 2020 2:33 AM |
The butler did it.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | July 30, 2020 2:41 AM |
Someone kick her in the cunt bone, no suspects
by Anonymous | reply 227 | July 30, 2020 2:44 AM |
Went out ala Lupe Velez, face down in the toilet.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | July 30, 2020 7:24 AM |
Hydroxychloroquine
by Anonymous | reply 229 | July 30, 2020 7:41 AM |
Spontaneous combustion while ballroom dancing.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | July 30, 2020 7:45 AM |
Complications of old age.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | July 30, 2020 7:46 AM |
So young...
by Anonymous | reply 232 | July 30, 2020 12:03 PM |
post nasal drip
by Anonymous | reply 233 | July 30, 2020 1:18 PM |
She was doing a remake of the song Wrecking Ball and it proved to be a tad too much for her.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | July 30, 2020 3:08 PM |
she attempted to moonwalk, collided with a settee, fell down and broke her back.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | July 30, 2020 7:50 PM |
I fucked her to death
by Anonymous | reply 236 | July 30, 2020 7:55 PM |
Russian roulette with Betty White.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | July 30, 2020 8:00 PM |
Meth overdose. She was found in a room at the Days Inn. Sprawled out on the floor wearing a full hazmat suit and a bottle of poppers on the night stand.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | July 30, 2020 8:04 PM |
She saw Dr. Imanuel and realized Mammy had come back reincarnated as part of the COVID task force.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | July 30, 2020 9:37 PM |
They unclenched her fist and there was a note inside that said "Joan - I STILL hate you, you bitch!"
by Anonymous | reply 240 | July 30, 2020 9:40 PM |
She was trying to diffuse a bomb but cut the wrong wire. BOOM!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | July 30, 2020 9:58 PM |
Heartbreak of psoriasis.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | July 30, 2020 10:06 PM |
She was not so fresh.....down there.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | July 30, 2020 10:09 PM |
A botched abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | July 31, 2020 12:08 AM |
[quote]So young...
More like, "So long!"
by Anonymous | reply 245 | July 31, 2020 1:40 AM |
They said it was a very nearsighted and feeble nazi hunter who decided not to take any chances.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | July 31, 2020 6:25 AM |
It will forever be a mystery, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | July 31, 2020 6:44 AM |
I don't know, but I heard they're making an Unsolved Mysteries episode about it.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | July 31, 2020 7:23 AM |
She had that nasty Cyndi Lauper Itch ....... down there!
by Anonymous | reply 249 | July 31, 2020 7:38 AM |
OP, was your intent to make this a joke posting? Because that sure as hell is how other DLers have interpreted it.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | July 31, 2020 4:34 PM |
Her wax wings melted and she fell back to Earth.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | July 31, 2020 4:37 PM |
SIDS, dumbass!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | July 31, 2020 4:44 PM |
stubbed toe
by Anonymous | reply 253 | July 31, 2020 5:01 PM |
Patsy Ramsay, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | July 31, 2020 6:06 PM |
the sniffles
by Anonymous | reply 255 | July 31, 2020 6:07 PM |
A back alley abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | July 31, 2020 8:01 PM |
Scurvy
by Anonymous | reply 257 | July 31, 2020 8:06 PM |
Ellen DeGeneres had her murdered.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | August 1, 2020 12:27 AM |
Her vibrator got stuck on the "Big Sam" setting
by Anonymous | reply 259 | August 1, 2020 12:48 AM |
Flying piranha
by Anonymous | reply 260 | August 1, 2020 1:00 AM |
Blood loss, she had an extreme heavy-flow menstrual period
by Anonymous | reply 261 | August 1, 2020 1:06 AM |
falling chandelier
by Anonymous | reply 262 | August 1, 2020 1:08 AM |
She had undiagnosed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
She was cradling her Mug and journaling about her anger toward Dr. Budd when she slipped away
by Anonymous | reply 263 | August 1, 2020 1:14 AM |
cat scratch fever
by Anonymous | reply 264 | August 1, 2020 1:15 AM |
You know, dragons find “100 year-old eggs “ to be quite the delicacy.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | August 1, 2020 5:08 AM |
Ptomaine poisoning
by Anonymous | reply 266 | August 1, 2020 7:29 AM |
Went to a Parisian opera house and was murdered by the Phantom.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | August 1, 2020 7:53 AM |
Wow, she hadn't had a period since The Beatles were making in big
by Anonymous | reply 268 | August 1, 2020 8:22 AM |
(No 48) Dying laughing - anyone notice what a tiny penis and balls he has? Anyone dumb enough to put a device up his asshole deserves a jolt!
by Anonymous | reply 269 | August 1, 2020 9:36 AM |
She stepped into the blue flame one time too many.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | August 1, 2020 10:01 AM |
She allegedly took an accidental tumble down the stairs like Vera in "Dolores Claiborne".
by Anonymous | reply 271 | August 1, 2020 10:59 AM |
She drank Lisle’s potion and now vants to be alone.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | August 1, 2020 11:21 AM |
A large potted plant fell on her.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | August 1, 2020 1:26 PM |
Jessica Fletcher finally paid her a visit.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | August 1, 2020 2:43 PM |
Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | August 1, 2020 11:54 PM |
Her daughter forgot to drop her off at adult day health on her way to work and she died of heat stroke in the car.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | August 2, 2020 7:57 AM |
R276 Daughter? All her children are dead of old age. You must mean grandchild, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | August 2, 2020 10:31 AM |
Crib death, Rose
by Anonymous | reply 278 | August 2, 2020 10:43 AM |
[quote] Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.
Terrible way to go.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | August 2, 2020 11:12 AM |
[quote] Crib death, Rose
Finally some originality on this thread.
*eyeroll*
by Anonymous | reply 280 | August 2, 2020 11:13 AM |
Ryan Murphy
by Anonymous | reply 281 | August 2, 2020 11:21 AM |
R281 Despite what everyone said, Ryan knew he could just extend the the lawsuit and she would eventually die before settling. Bitch and getting none of that Feud monies now!
by Anonymous | reply 282 | August 2, 2020 11:24 AM |
A lifelong addiction to canned Beef-A-Roni finally caught up with her and took her down.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | August 2, 2020 2:41 PM |
5 words & 1 BIG DATE :
Joan Fontaine, Best Actress: “Suspicion”, 1941
by Anonymous | reply 284 | August 2, 2020 2:46 PM |
Choked on a ham sandwich
by Anonymous | reply 285 | August 2, 2020 3:29 PM |
SIDS
by Anonymous | reply 286 | August 2, 2020 4:42 PM |
Very original, r286.
Very good.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | August 2, 2020 5:44 PM |
Olivia died of boredom after reading the unoriginal posts at R280 and R287.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | August 2, 2020 6:21 PM |
Using an enema attachment in the shower, she accidentally set the water to scalding.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | August 2, 2020 6:33 PM |
I asked my friend Julie, who had been hired to help care for Olivia the week before she died, if she knew the cause of death. She told me that when she went to wake Olivia that day, she wasn't able to rouse her, and that she most certainly and surely must have undeniably and inarguably died of unknown natural causes during the night. She said she was very sad about her passing, but all the great jewelry and Hollywood mementos Olivia left her really hid her grief.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | August 2, 2020 6:41 PM |
As Coroner, I must affere I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really most sincerely dead.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | August 3, 2020 7:06 PM |
pricked her finger on the needle of a spinning wheel.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | August 4, 2020 2:10 PM |
Too much dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | August 4, 2020 2:11 PM |
siamese fighting fish attack
by Anonymous | reply 294 | August 6, 2020 7:03 AM |
She died of COVID-19. She had an underlying condition of Spanish Flu that she contracted in 1918 and the combination did her in.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | August 7, 2020 6:46 AM |
The spirit of Leslie Howard came and said "Melanie, come with me".
by Anonymous | reply 296 | August 7, 2020 9:24 AM |
Youthful exuberance
by Anonymous | reply 297 | August 7, 2020 9:54 AM |
Breakdancing.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | August 7, 2020 4:12 PM |
slipped on banana peel while twerking on a Paris Street
by Anonymous | reply 299 | August 7, 2020 4:19 PM |
drone
by Anonymous | reply 300 | August 7, 2020 7:49 PM |
Ingrid Bergman was much better
by Anonymous | reply 301 | August 8, 2020 9:42 AM |
An allergic reaction to anal bleaching.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | August 8, 2020 1:49 PM |