What was her cause of death?
Have they said what Olivia de Havilland died of?
|by Anonymous||reply 302||Last Saturday at 5:49 AM|
It was said on the other thread.
Swarm of killer bees.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||07/27/2020|
she died in a cage
|by Anonymous||reply 2||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||07/27/2020|
She died of advanced, advanced, advanced old age...more than six times my age! Imagine that!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||07/27/2020|
She found my birth certificate.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||07/27/2020|
So sad! So young!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||07/27/2020|
Motorcycle accident, Rose
|by Anonymous||reply 7||07/27/2020|
She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses according to media reports.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||07/27/2020|
She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||07/27/2020|
Pierced colon in a fisting session gone wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||07/27/2020|
I wanted her pussy.
Real bad. Now.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||07/27/2020|
I wanted it so bad, I couldn't finish typing my name.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||07/27/2020|
Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||07/27/2020|
Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||07/27/2020|
Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||07/27/2020|
Reckless living, too many party drugs, etc. Like most 104 year olds.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||07/27/2020|
Too much booze and dope.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||07/27/2020|
[quote]She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.
Well, it's great that she was able to keep working right till the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||07/27/2020|
Probably of being born before WW1
|by Anonymous||reply 20||07/27/2020|
A large horse fell on her during a sex act.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||07/27/2020|
We were speedballing on a combo of metformin, amantadine and simvastatine. FEELS GOOD MAN...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 23||07/27/2020|
It was a tragic hang gliding accident
|by Anonymous||reply 24||07/27/2020|
Assassinated by B.D. Hyman
|by Anonymous||reply 25||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||07/27/2020|
Advanced dry cunt disease. There’s a pandemic of that going around these days, but that other pandemic keeps getting all the headlines.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||07/27/2020|
Extreme Jealousy Syndrome
|by Anonymous||reply 28||07/27/2020|
Charlotte pushed a big ceramic gargoyle on her because of her overly breathy dramatic acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||07/27/2020|
Child birth, Rose!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||07/27/2020|
Apparently a child was attacked by a grizzly bear and Olivia intervened. She saved the child and killed the bear, but later died of her injuries.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||07/27/2020|
Her bungee snapped.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||07/27/2020|
She had a hot ass. It burned the rest of her body. But she couldn't live forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||07/27/2020|
[quote] She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses
She was going to college too?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||07/27/2020|
Another AIDS death that will sadly be covered up.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||07/27/2020|
She died from over acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||07/27/2020|
One last performance with her Errol Flynn Dildo .
|by Anonymous||reply 38||07/27/2020|
Excessive chewing on the scenery in her last role.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||07/27/2020|
Injuries from when we were doing the Atlanta Fire scene in GWTW. Same with my death.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||07/27/2020|
The gardener's man parts were too much for her. But her last words were screams of ecstasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||07/27/2020|
R38 God, I wish an Errol Flynn dildo actually existed.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||07/27/2020|
After a tense three day standoff, she died in a hail of bullets when the FBI raided her compound.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||07/27/2020|
Felk into a snake pit.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||07/27/2020|
R44 What a nasty Falk that must have been.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||07/27/2020|
I miss Doris Day who died last year at age 97. Much prettier than Olivia.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||07/27/2020|
Doris and Joan were acquaintances actually. They both lived in Carmel. When Joan died she left a million dollars to an animal charity.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||07/27/2020|
She died after enjoying this contraption shoved up her ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||07/27/2020|
[quote]She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses
Yeah, it was a Sociology course:
SOC212 Death & Dying
|by Anonymous||reply 49||07/27/2020|
She died in a SNAKE PIT!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||07/27/2020|
Doris was covered in fleas at the time of her death! You wait. The same fate will befall Betty White. I loved her but she has so many dogs climbing around her, and her bed, and her sofas and they shit everywhere. And Betty decided recently that if the dogs can shit everywhere so can she! And the flies and the fleas are taking over.
There's no dignity in that. At least I have my dignity.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||07/27/2020|
R47 Joan Fontaine was on an episode of Doris's animal show with her dogs.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||07/27/2020|
R11 / g -
You really have gone to pieces since losing your 17th Oscar nomination. I condole you.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||07/27/2020|
r9 At least she was able to keep working. And I also heard she recently bought a farm.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||07/27/2020|
The traffic cone she tried to sit in ruptured her colon
|by Anonymous||reply 56||07/27/2020|
Hit by a bus after stepping out of her Parisian flat for the first time in 20 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||07/27/2020|
R51 Keyword: HAD
|by Anonymous||reply 58||07/27/2020|
What in the gay hell was THAT at R48 ???
|by Anonymous||reply 59||07/27/2020|
Not yet, OP. According to CNN, Dr. Meade was attending to her, and India Wilkes attempted to barge into her bedroom to see if she finally forgave her. And that Watling woman was lurking around the Paris neighborhood where she lived. The Watling woman supposedly works near Montmartre.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||07/27/2020|
So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse and has reliably informed me that Olivia had been feeling down and logged onto Datalounge hoping for a pick-me-up from some supportive comments from "her gays".
Instead, she read the nasty comments on the thread "Olivia De H is an epic bitch! , promptly had a stroke and died! Well fucking done!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||07/27/2020|
She died, as she lived: Like A candle in the wind
|by Anonymous||reply 62||07/27/2020|
Darth Vader turned on her. She tried to use her Force lightning on him but it was too late.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||07/27/2020|
Set her depends on fire after attempting to light a fart.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||07/27/2020|
I suspect foul play. Same as with John Lewis. Investigate!!! Stop the madness!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||07/27/2020|
[quote] So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse
|by Anonymous||reply 67||07/27/2020|
Like all the hip kids, I heard she got into hardcore vaping at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||07/27/2020|
I heard she died from ongoing complications from a meal at Flavortown.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||07/27/2020|
I want to know where Hillary Clinton was when it went down.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||07/27/2020|
R9: Well that's good! Active till the end....
|by Anonymous||reply 71||07/27/2020|
R71, are you r19?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||07/27/2020|
Snakes in her pantalettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||07/27/2020|
Alcohol poisoning from knocking back shots with Emmanuel Macron.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||07/27/2020|
She died of being a vile, sorry little bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||07/27/2020|
She was listening to a beautiful song as she passed.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||07/27/2020|
Skydiving. Poor thing forgot her parachute on the plane.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||07/27/2020|
I heard she missed one of her jumps doing Parkour.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||07/27/2020|
This thread.... did not disappoint.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 80||07/27/2020|
Swallowed by a python. It happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||07/27/2020|
Well, it wasn’t while birthin’ no babies!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||07/27/2020|
She walked into the waters of Niagra Falls and didn't wave bye to anyone.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||07/27/2020|
She was carried away bye the condors that stole Naya Rivera.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||07/27/2020|
By not bye.
Do NOT oh dear me
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 86||07/27/2020|
The fire finally got her.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 88||07/27/2020|
Dismembered and beheaded.
That'll do it.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/27/2020|
I know somebody who was her hospice nurse and she said that she was only holding out all these years because she wanted to experience the joy of seeing Regis Philbin die before her.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||07/27/2020|
Actually it happened a few weeks ago. She was pulling a Shelly Winters and was on the recovery team to find Naya Rivera and after unhooking her snagged body from some branches she succumbed to the elements. They just didn’t want her overshadowing poor Naya’s death, so they are only releasing it now.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||07/27/2020|
heart attack during wild sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||07/27/2020|
I believe she enjoyed keeping a tank of piranhas. She got too close yesterday, and unfortunately, the one named Olivia (I know, how ironic!) jumped out of the tank and bit her. The rest sensed blood and began flipping themselves out of the tank also. She was devoured by the piranhas she enjoyed so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||07/27/2020|
Maybe there was too much light in the piazza.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||07/27/2020|
Lightning strike to the eye
|by Anonymous||reply 95||07/27/2020|
Hit by a meteor.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||07/27/2020|
Massacred by 3 meth heads from a lovely town in Florida named Frostproof. I hear the sheriff is a stud!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||07/27/2020|
She fell into a volcano.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||07/27/2020|
Abducted by a UFO a la Unsolved Myteries. She survived the abduction just fine, however the aliens put her back into a meat grinder instead of her bed. Which they have been known to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||07/27/2020|
Single vehicle accident while fleeing paparazzi at high speed in Alma tunnel. Possible drunk driver.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/27/2020|
R98, why was she near a volcano?
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/27/2020|
“O is for Olivia, run through with an awl.”
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/27/2020|
Tackled a little to hard while playing rugby.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/27/2020|
R100 Was she drunk?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/27/2020|
She died of ennui.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||07/27/2020|
Her Apache dance at a Paris street festival got out-of-control.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||07/27/2020|
R101 She was beginning a new career as a volcanologist. I guess it wasn't for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||07/27/2020|
Okay, okay. The real cause of death is that she was beat up real bad in jail while serving time for dealing MDMA.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||07/27/2020|
She was taking the private elevator in her building when her masked assistant got in with her. No one knows what happened next.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 111||07/27/2020|
She and Regis Philbin had a secret suicide pact.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||07/27/2020|
choked on a pea
|by Anonymous||reply 113||07/27/2020|
she ran with the bulls but didn't run fast enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||07/27/2020|
Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.
^gasp^ did DL do her in? We should issue a statement of condolence and denial.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||07/27/2020|
butt chugging accident.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||07/27/2020|
R116 I think that’s supposed to be “Colic, so young.”
|by Anonymous||reply 118||07/27/2020|
killed by a sex-crazed psycho with a granny complex!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||07/27/2020|
Died of a heart attack in the steam room during an orgy.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||07/27/2020|
broke her back trying to eat her own pussy
|by Anonymous||reply 121||07/27/2020|
When I saw her flying around Paris on that jerry rigged motorized bike, careening through dangerous traffic I said “ Hells Bells 🔔 “ !
|by Anonymous||reply 122||07/27/2020|
she got in a drunken fist fight with the reflection in her full length mirror. the mirror won.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||07/27/2020|
It was a long night, but the Anal Intruder usually wins.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 125||07/27/2020|
She was repainting her weathervane and fell off the roof.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||07/27/2020|
She caught a dirty old man masturbating on her property and he dumped her into the garbage can.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||07/27/2020|
Hit by a car while protesting on the highway.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||07/27/2020|
Killed by a racist cop.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||07/27/2020|
She died in childbirth.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||07/27/2020|
a coconut bopped her on the head.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||07/27/2020|
She lived hard, & died old
|by Anonymous||reply 132||07/27/2020|
She was eaten alive by her Pomeranian.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||07/27/2020|
She went into a sexual frenzy thinking about former co-star Dirk Bogarde, went into sexual ecstasy and kicked the bucket.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||07/27/2020|
Julie Andrews is next to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||07/27/2020|
Somebody on DL said "so, so young" one too many times, and she was like "that's it. I'm outta here."
|by Anonymous||reply 136||07/27/2020|
punched to death by a kangaroo
|by Anonymous||reply 137||07/27/2020|
I heard she went to Paris to make art films... art films...
|by Anonymous||reply 138||07/27/2020|
Mine shaft disaster.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||07/27/2020|
She jumped on a live grenade to protect the platoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||07/27/2020|
She couldn't handle the death of Reeg. Broken heart a la Debbie Reynolds after Carrie died.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||07/27/2020|
I heard she'd left one of her Oscars to "Dear, poor old Glenn" with a note saying "God loves a trier.."
|by Anonymous||reply 142||07/27/2020|
She got one of her titties stuck in the garbage disposal.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||07/27/2020|
Her fingers slipped off the trapeze.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||07/27/2020|
Hey, it's DAME OLIVIA, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 145||07/27/2020|
typo, there r145. It's DAMN OLIVIA!
|by Anonymous||reply 146||07/27/2020|
she swallowed a fly
|by Anonymous||reply 147||07/27/2020|
Fell into a shark tank on an atomic submarine.....no ... wait....that was Joan. Never mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||07/27/2020|
[QUOTE] Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.
Is Best way to die.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 150||07/27/2020|
I didn't do it!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||07/27/2020|
She tried to swim the English Channel. Almost made it.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||07/27/2020|
Same thing as Philip McKeon, "undisclosed" but in reality it's Covid-19
|by Anonymous||reply 153||07/27/2020|
R100, that photo was taken recently when Qlivia was caught stalking Alain Delon. When she discovered he was about to file a lawsuit against her for sexual harassment, she had a massive stroke.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||07/27/2020|
She heard John Saxon died and there was no reason to go on living.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||07/27/2020|
It sure as hell wasn’t Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. She was Noah’s wet nurse for crying out loud!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||07/27/2020|
She found out she got canceled, and disappeared in a puff of powder.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||07/27/2020|
She died while fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico and trying to stop a bus full of nuns from colliding with a ship full of blind orphan refugees simultaneously.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||07/27/2020|
She died saving a dolphin from a giant octopus.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||07/27/2020|
She's fine, she sends her love.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||07/27/2020|
R134 Ricky, you have some splain’n to do!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||07/27/2020|
Struck by a low-flying blimp.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||07/27/2020|
She stupidly tried to pose for a photo next to a bison.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||07/27/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 165||07/27/2020|
I killed her! Bitch stole my look!
|by Anonymous||reply 166||07/27/2020|
Apparently, in the water she's not a skinny lady either.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||07/27/2020|
She took her great great great grandson for a boat ride in the middle of a lake with murky material beneath.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||07/27/2020|
Are we sure she's really dead?
Remember de Havilland starred in a movie in which she believes a woman was buried alive on her property.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||07/27/2020|
She encountered a rogue Yankee soldier on the stairs at Tara.
She had intended to shoot the soldier and save the valuables,
but that damn Ashley Wilkes never had known how to meet her "needs"
|by Anonymous||reply 170||07/27/2020|
Chrissy Metz sat on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||07/27/2020|
[quote]At least I have my dignity.
r51, Pity you are bereft of wit.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||07/27/2020|
she wrestled the wrong bear.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||07/27/2020|
Food poisoning from gas station sushi.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||07/27/2020|
Accused Kevin Spacey of molesting her grandson and then was mysteriously hit by a car
|by Anonymous||reply 175||07/27/2020|
[quote]"She died of having lived."
|by Anonymous||reply 176||07/27/2020|
Revealed she had information on the Clintons.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||07/27/2020|
I'm a hospice nurse. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Olivia pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it was pretty serious.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||07/28/2020|
I heard she became verklempt and it killed her.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||07/28/2020|
Spanish flu, it was a relapse
|by Anonymous||reply 180||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 181||07/28/2020|
Crabs 🦀! Crabs the size of barnacles!!
|by Anonymous||reply 182||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 183||07/28/2020|
You're supposed to answer with something sarcastic and witty, followed up with "Rose." For example, "she died fighting a grease fire, Rose."
|by Anonymous||reply 184||07/28/2020|
Her Depends were the wrong size it cut off her circulation.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||07/28/2020|
She died peacefully in her bed at 104 years of age. I think it should be fairly obvious what she died of. Her heart finally decided it had had enough.
We should all be so lucky to die like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||07/28/2020|
Are you on the spectrum, r184?
|by Anonymous||reply 187||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 188||07/28/2020|
She was masturbating with a dry cleaning bag over her head, experimenting with self-asphyxiation, and she went one step too far. She also purposely put a rat inside the dry cleaning bag so the rat could paw at her head while she panicked.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 190||07/28/2020|
The bigger question at that age is what DIDN’T she die of.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||07/28/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 192||07/28/2020|
R189 was she thinking of “her Dear Ashley”?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||07/28/2020|
R59 Here you go...
|by Anonymous||reply 194||07/28/2020|
Ambushed by a rival clan. She took out most of the assassins with chi blasts but was hit with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||07/28/2020|
A fisting session gone wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||07/28/2020|
I wonder if she and her sister Joan Fontaine have kissed and made up in the Great Beyond.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||07/28/2020|
Joan’s poltergeist sucked Olivia into the TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||07/28/2020|
Here’s a graphic depiction of cause of death. The old girl just couldn’t move fast enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||07/28/2020|
Neglect kills the famous
|by Anonymous||reply 200||07/28/2020|
No, it was coronadick - PNP all cummers.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||07/28/2020|
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Rose
|by Anonymous||reply 202||07/28/2020|
Heart attack after looking at herself in the mirror naked.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||07/28/2020|
Double fisting with Emanuel Macron.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||07/28/2020|
R199 That was Anton Yelchin!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||07/28/2020|
Someone left out something marked "Keep out of reach of Olivia de Havilland".
|by Anonymous||reply 206||07/28/2020|
The brown Olsen, In Balmain, on the balcony, with a butane torch?
|by Anonymous||reply 207||07/29/2020|
Paris doctors have disclosed that Miss de Havilland died of Progeria.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||07/29/2020|
She wanted to go for one last swim......off the coast of Maine.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||07/29/2020|
She was walking on the bridge when it collapsed.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||07/29/2020|
Nude BASE jumping in Patagonia but someone screwed with her parachute 🪂
|by Anonymous||reply 211||07/29/2020|
dragged by a chain from the back of a pickup truck.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||07/29/2020|
Professor Plum, candlestick, conservatory.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||07/29/2020|
Fucked over a balcony railing.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||07/29/2020|
childbirth, Rose, she was 2 old for twins 👯♀️
|by Anonymous||reply 215||07/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 216||07/29/2020|
Her ass implants ruptured.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||07/29/2020|
swallowed by a whale. she could still be alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||07/29/2020|
She rode her Segway off a cliff.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||07/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 220||07/29/2020|
The demon sperm got her, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||07/29/2020|
her space shuttle exploded upon reentry to Earth's atmosphere.
|by Anonymous||reply 222||07/29/2020|
And I hear Billie Joe has gone and thrown her off the Tallahatchie Bridge
|by Anonymous||reply 223||07/29/2020|
Well, she was one of the Putin pee hookers. They’ve all been disappeared.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||07/29/2020|
Olivia is FINE! She sends her regards!!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 225||07/29/2020|
The butler did it.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||07/29/2020|
Someone kick her in the cunt bone, no suspects
|by Anonymous||reply 227||07/29/2020|
Went out ala Lupe Velez, face down in the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||07/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 229||07/29/2020|
Spontaneous combustion while ballroom dancing.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||07/29/2020|
Complications of old age.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||07/29/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 232||07/30/2020|
post nasal drip
|by Anonymous||reply 233||07/30/2020|
She was doing a remake of the song Wrecking Ball and it proved to be a tad too much for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||07/30/2020|
she attempted to moonwalk, collided with a settee, fell down and broke her back.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||07/30/2020|
I fucked her to death
|by Anonymous||reply 236||07/30/2020|
Russian roulette with Betty White.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||07/30/2020|
Meth overdose. She was found in a room at the Days Inn. Sprawled out on the floor wearing a full hazmat suit and a bottle of poppers on the night stand.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||07/30/2020|
She saw Dr. Imanuel and realized Mammy had come back reincarnated as part of the COVID task force.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||07/30/2020|
They unclenched her fist and there was a note inside that said "Joan - I STILL hate you, you bitch!"
|by Anonymous||reply 240||07/30/2020|
She was trying to diffuse a bomb but cut the wrong wire. BOOM!
|by Anonymous||reply 241||07/30/2020|
Heartbreak of psoriasis.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||07/30/2020|
She was not so fresh.....down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||07/30/2020|
A botched abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||07/30/2020|
More like, "So long!"
|by Anonymous||reply 245||07/30/2020|
They said it was a very nearsighted and feeble nazi hunter who decided not to take any chances.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||07/30/2020|
It will forever be a mystery, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||07/30/2020|
I don't know, but I heard they're making an Unsolved Mysteries episode about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||07/30/2020|
She had that nasty Cyndi Lauper Itch ....... down there!
|by Anonymous||reply 249||07/30/2020|
OP, was your intent to make this a joke posting? Because that sure as hell is how other DLers have interpreted it.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||07/31/2020|
Her wax wings melted and she fell back to Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 251||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 252||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 253||07/31/2020|
Patsy Ramsay, Rose.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 255||07/31/2020|
A back alley abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 257||07/31/2020|
Ellen DeGeneres had her murdered.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||07/31/2020|
Her vibrator got stuck on the "Big Sam" setting
|by Anonymous||reply 259||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 260||07/31/2020|
Blood loss, she had an extreme heavy-flow menstrual period
|by Anonymous||reply 261||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 262||07/31/2020|
She had undiagnosed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
She was cradling her Mug and journaling about her anger toward Dr. Budd when she slipped away
|by Anonymous||reply 263||07/31/2020|
cat scratch fever
|by Anonymous||reply 264||07/31/2020|
You know, dragons find “100 year-old eggs “ to be quite the delicacy.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||07/31/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 266||07/31/2020|
Went to a Parisian opera house and was murdered by the Phantom.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||07/31/2020|
Wow, she hadn't had a period since The Beatles were making in big
|by Anonymous||reply 268||08/01/2020|
(No 48) Dying laughing - anyone notice what a tiny penis and balls he has? Anyone dumb enough to put a device up his asshole deserves a jolt!
|by Anonymous||reply 269||08/01/2020|
She stepped into the blue flame one time too many.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||08/01/2020|
She allegedly took an accidental tumble down the stairs like Vera in "Dolores Claiborne".
|by Anonymous||reply 271||08/01/2020|
She drank Lisle’s potion and now vants to be alone.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||08/01/2020|
A large potted plant fell on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||08/01/2020|
Jessica Fletcher finally paid her a visit.
|by Anonymous||reply 274||08/01/2020|
Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||08/01/2020|
Her daughter forgot to drop her off at adult day health on her way to work and she died of heat stroke in the car.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||08/01/2020|
R276 Daughter? All her children are dead of old age. You must mean grandchild, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||08/02/2020|
Crib death, Rose
|by Anonymous||reply 278||08/02/2020|
[quote] Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.
Terrible way to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||08/02/2020|
[quote] Crib death, Rose
Finally some originality on this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||08/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 281||08/02/2020|
R281 Despite what everyone said, Ryan knew he could just extend the the lawsuit and she would eventually die before settling. Bitch and getting none of that Feud monies now!
|by Anonymous||reply 282||08/02/2020|
A lifelong addiction to canned Beef-A-Roni finally caught up with her and took her down.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||08/02/2020|
5 words & 1 BIG DATE :
Joan Fontaine, Best Actress: “Suspicion”, 1941
|by Anonymous||reply 284||08/02/2020|
Choked on a ham sandwich
|by Anonymous||reply 285||08/02/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 286||08/02/2020|
Very original, r286.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||08/02/2020|
Olivia died of boredom after reading the unoriginal posts at R280 and R287.
|by Anonymous||reply 288||08/02/2020|
Using an enema attachment in the shower, she accidentally set the water to scalding.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||08/02/2020|
I asked my friend Julie, who had been hired to help care for Olivia the week before she died, if she knew the cause of death. She told me that when she went to wake Olivia that day, she wasn't able to rouse her, and that she most certainly and surely must have undeniably and inarguably died of unknown natural causes during the night. She said she was very sad about her passing, but all the great jewelry and Hollywood mementos Olivia left her really hid her grief.
|by Anonymous||reply 290||08/02/2020|
As Coroner, I must affere I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really most sincerely dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 291||08/03/2020|
pricked her finger on the needle of a spinning wheel.
|by Anonymous||reply 292||08/04/2020|
Too much dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, Rose.
|by Anonymous||reply 293||08/04/2020|
siamese fighting fish attack
|by Anonymous||reply 294||Last Wednesday at 11:03 PM|
She died of COVID-19. She had an underlying condition of Spanish Flu that she contracted in 1918 and the combination did her in.
|by Anonymous||reply 295||Last Thursday at 10:46 PM|
The spirit of Leslie Howard came and said "Melanie, come with me".
|by Anonymous||reply 296||Last Friday at 1:24 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 297||Last Friday at 1:54 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 298||Last Friday at 8:12 AM|
slipped on banana peel while twerking on a Paris Street
|by Anonymous||reply 299||Last Friday at 8:19 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 300||Last Friday at 11:49 AM|
Ingrid Bergman was much better
|by Anonymous||reply 301||Last Saturday at 1:42 AM|
An allergic reaction to anal bleaching.
|by Anonymous||reply 302||Last Saturday at 5:49 AM|