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Have they said what Olivia de Havilland died of?

What was her cause of death?

by Anonymousreply 302August 8, 2020 1:49 PM

It was said on the other thread.

Swarm of killer bees.

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2020 10:03 AM

she died in a cage

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2020 10:11 AM

r1

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by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2020 10:13 AM

She died of advanced, advanced, advanced old age...more than six times my age! Imagine that!

by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2020 10:13 AM

She found my birth certificate.

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2020 10:27 AM

So sad! So young!

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by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2020 10:28 AM

Motorcycle accident, Rose

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2020 10:30 AM

She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses according to media reports.

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2020 10:30 AM

She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2020 10:37 AM

Pierced colon in a fisting session gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2020 10:42 AM

I wanted her pussy.

Real bad. Now.

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2020 10:47 AM

I wanted it so bad, I couldn't finish typing my name.

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2020 10:48 AM

Too Fast to Live, Too Young to Die!

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2020 10:54 AM

Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2020 10:54 AM

Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2020 10:55 AM

Reckless living, too many party drugs, etc. Like most 104 year olds.

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2020 11:22 AM

Autoerotic asphyxiation

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2020 11:25 AM

Too much booze and dope.

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2020 11:32 AM

[quote]She was fighting an oil rig fire off the coast of Alaska.

Well, it's great that she was able to keep working right till the end.

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2020 11:33 AM

Probably of being born before WW1

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2020 11:37 AM

A large horse fell on her during a sex act.

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2020 11:40 AM

We were speedballing on a combo of metformin, amantadine and simvastatine. FEELS GOOD MAN...

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2020 11:47 AM

Melanieoma

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2020 11:50 AM

It was a tragic hang gliding accident

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2020 11:51 AM

Assassinated by B.D. Hyman

by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2020 11:53 AM

Juvenile Diabetes

by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2020 12:22 PM

Advanced dry cunt disease. There’s a pandemic of that going around these days, but that other pandemic keeps getting all the headlines.

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2020 12:38 PM

Extreme Jealousy Syndrome

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2020 12:53 PM

Charlotte pushed a big ceramic gargoyle on her because of her overly breathy dramatic acting.

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2020 12:58 PM

Child birth, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2020 1:05 PM

Grease fire

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2020 1:07 PM

Apparently a child was attacked by a grizzly bear and Olivia intervened. She saved the child and killed the bear, but later died of her injuries.

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2020 1:25 PM

Her bungee snapped.

by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2020 1:28 PM

She had a hot ass. It burned the rest of her body. But she couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2020 1:29 PM

[quote] She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses

She was going to college too?

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2020 1:39 PM

Another AIDS death that will sadly be covered up.

by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2020 1:39 PM

She died from over acting.

by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2020 1:49 PM

One last performance with her Errol Flynn Dildo .

by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2020 1:50 PM

Excessive chewing on the scenery in her last role.

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2020 1:53 PM

Injuries from when we were doing the Atlanta Fire scene in GWTW. Same with my death.

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2020 1:55 PM

The gardener's man parts were too much for her. But her last words were screams of ecstasy.

by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2020 1:55 PM

R38 God, I wish an Errol Flynn dildo actually existed.

by Anonymousreply 42July 27, 2020 1:58 PM

After a tense three day standoff, she died in a hail of bullets when the FBI raided her compound.

by Anonymousreply 43July 27, 2020 2:04 PM

Felk into a snake pit.

by Anonymousreply 44July 27, 2020 2:18 PM

R44 What a nasty Falk that must have been.

by Anonymousreply 45July 27, 2020 2:52 PM

I miss Doris Day who died last year at age 97. Much prettier than Olivia.

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by Anonymousreply 46July 27, 2020 3:02 PM

Doris and Joan were acquaintances actually. They both lived in Carmel. When Joan died she left a million dollars to an animal charity.

by Anonymousreply 47July 27, 2020 3:04 PM

She died after enjoying this contraption shoved up her ass.

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by Anonymousreply 48July 27, 2020 3:10 PM

[quote]She died in her sleep peacefully of natural courses

Yeah, it was a Sociology course:

SOC212 Death & Dying

by Anonymousreply 49July 27, 2020 3:11 PM

She died in a SNAKE PIT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 50July 27, 2020 3:13 PM

Doris was covered in fleas at the time of her death! You wait. The same fate will befall Betty White. I loved her but she has so many dogs climbing around her, and her bed, and her sofas and they shit everywhere. And Betty decided recently that if the dogs can shit everywhere so can she! And the flies and the fleas are taking over.

There's no dignity in that. At least I have my dignity.

by Anonymousreply 51July 27, 2020 3:14 PM

R47 Joan Fontaine was on an episode of Doris's animal show with her dogs.

by Anonymousreply 52July 27, 2020 3:14 PM

R11 / g -

You really have gone to pieces since losing your 17th Oscar nomination. I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 53July 27, 2020 3:15 PM

r9 At least she was able to keep working. And I also heard she recently bought a farm.

by Anonymousreply 54July 27, 2020 3:16 PM

Meanness

by Anonymousreply 55July 27, 2020 3:17 PM

The traffic cone she tried to sit in ruptured her colon

by Anonymousreply 56July 27, 2020 3:31 PM

Hit by a bus after stepping out of her Parisian flat for the first time in 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 57July 27, 2020 3:35 PM

R51 Keyword: HAD

by Anonymousreply 58July 27, 2020 3:35 PM

What in the gay hell was THAT at R48 ???

by Anonymousreply 59July 27, 2020 3:43 PM

Not yet, OP. According to CNN, Dr. Meade was attending to her, and India Wilkes attempted to barge into her bedroom to see if she finally forgave her. And that Watling woman was lurking around the Paris neighborhood where she lived. The Watling woman supposedly works near Montmartre.

by Anonymousreply 60July 27, 2020 3:47 PM

So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse and has reliably informed me that Olivia had been feeling down and logged onto Datalounge hoping for a pick-me-up from some supportive comments from "her gays".

Instead, she read the nasty comments on the thread "Olivia De H is an epic bitch! , promptly had a stroke and died! Well fucking done!

by Anonymousreply 61July 27, 2020 4:02 PM

She died, as she lived: Like A candle in the wind

by Anonymousreply 62July 27, 2020 4:16 PM

Darth Vader turned on her. She tried to use her Force lightning on him but it was too late.

by Anonymousreply 63July 27, 2020 4:40 PM

Set her depends on fire after attempting to light a fart.

by Anonymousreply 64July 27, 2020 4:40 PM

I suspect foul play. Same as with John Lewis. Investigate!!! Stop the madness!

by Anonymousreply 65July 27, 2020 4:44 PM

Crack pipe.

by Anonymousreply 66July 27, 2020 4:48 PM

[quote] So I just logged in to say that I have a friend who's partner was Olivia's nurse

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 67July 27, 2020 4:51 PM

Like all the hip kids, I heard she got into hardcore vaping at the end.

by Anonymousreply 68July 27, 2020 4:55 PM

I heard she died from ongoing complications from a meal at Flavortown.

by Anonymousreply 69July 27, 2020 4:59 PM

I want to know where Hillary Clinton was when it went down.

by Anonymousreply 70July 27, 2020 5:05 PM

R9: Well that's good! Active till the end....

by Anonymousreply 71July 27, 2020 5:08 PM

R71, are you r19?

by Anonymousreply 72July 27, 2020 5:16 PM

Snakes in her pantalettes.

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by Anonymousreply 73July 27, 2020 6:17 PM

Alcohol poisoning from knocking back shots with Emmanuel Macron.

by Anonymousreply 74July 27, 2020 6:23 PM

She died of being a vile, sorry little bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 75July 27, 2020 6:34 PM

She was listening to a beautiful song as she passed.

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by Anonymousreply 76July 27, 2020 6:48 PM

Skydiving. Poor thing forgot her parachute on the plane.

by Anonymousreply 77July 27, 2020 6:52 PM

I heard she missed one of her jumps doing Parkour.

by Anonymousreply 78July 27, 2020 6:54 PM

This thread.... did not disappoint.

by Anonymousreply 79July 27, 2020 7:29 PM

Gonorrhea

by Anonymousreply 80July 27, 2020 7:30 PM

Swallowed by a python. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 81July 27, 2020 7:33 PM

Well, it wasn’t while birthin’ no babies!

by Anonymousreply 82July 27, 2020 7:33 PM

She walked into the waters of Niagra Falls and didn't wave bye to anyone.

by Anonymousreply 83July 27, 2020 7:41 PM

She was carried away bye the condors that stole Naya Rivera.

by Anonymousreply 84July 27, 2020 7:48 PM

By not bye.

Do NOT oh dear me

by Anonymousreply 85July 27, 2020 7:48 PM

Spelunking accident.

by Anonymousreply 86July 27, 2020 7:50 PM

The fire finally got her.

by Anonymousreply 87July 27, 2020 7:51 PM

Suicide bomb

by Anonymousreply 88July 27, 2020 7:53 PM

Dismembered and beheaded.

That'll do it.

by Anonymousreply 89July 27, 2020 7:55 PM

I know somebody who was her hospice nurse and she said that she was only holding out all these years because she wanted to experience the joy of seeing Regis Philbin die before her.

by Anonymousreply 90July 27, 2020 7:56 PM

Actually it happened a few weeks ago. She was pulling a Shelly Winters and was on the recovery team to find Naya Rivera and after unhooking her snagged body from some branches she succumbed to the elements. They just didn’t want her overshadowing poor Naya’s death, so they are only releasing it now.

by Anonymousreply 91July 27, 2020 7:57 PM

heart attack during wild sex.

by Anonymousreply 92July 27, 2020 7:58 PM

I believe she enjoyed keeping a tank of piranhas. She got too close yesterday, and unfortunately, the one named Olivia (I know, how ironic!) jumped out of the tank and bit her. The rest sensed blood and began flipping themselves out of the tank also. She was devoured by the piranhas she enjoyed so much.

by Anonymousreply 93July 27, 2020 7:59 PM

Maybe there was too much light in the piazza.

by Anonymousreply 94July 27, 2020 7:59 PM

Lightning strike to the eye

by Anonymousreply 95July 27, 2020 8:00 PM

Hit by a meteor.

by Anonymousreply 96July 27, 2020 8:02 PM

Massacred by 3 meth heads from a lovely town in Florida named Frostproof. I hear the sheriff is a stud!

by Anonymousreply 97July 27, 2020 8:02 PM

She fell into a volcano.

by Anonymousreply 98July 27, 2020 8:04 PM

Abducted by a UFO a la Unsolved Myteries. She survived the abduction just fine, however the aliens put her back into a meat grinder instead of her bed. Which they have been known to do.

by Anonymousreply 99July 27, 2020 8:04 PM

Single vehicle accident while fleeing paparazzi at high speed in Alma tunnel. Possible drunk driver.

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by Anonymousreply 100July 27, 2020 8:04 PM

R98, why was she near a volcano?

by Anonymousreply 101July 27, 2020 8:04 PM

“O is for Olivia, run through with an awl.”

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by Anonymousreply 102July 27, 2020 8:05 PM

Hemerrhoids

by Anonymousreply 103July 27, 2020 8:05 PM

Tackled a little to hard while playing rugby.

by Anonymousreply 104July 27, 2020 8:05 PM

R100 Was she drunk?

by Anonymousreply 105July 27, 2020 8:06 PM

She died of ennui.

by Anonymousreply 106July 27, 2020 8:06 PM

Her Apache dance at a Paris street festival got out-of-control.

by Anonymousreply 107July 27, 2020 8:07 PM

R101 She was beginning a new career as a volcanologist. I guess it wasn't for her.

by Anonymousreply 108July 27, 2020 8:07 PM

Okay, okay. The real cause of death is that she was beat up real bad in jail while serving time for dealing MDMA.

by Anonymousreply 109July 27, 2020 8:08 PM

She was taking the private elevator in her building when her masked assistant got in with her. No one knows what happened next.

by Anonymousreply 110July 27, 2020 8:09 PM

fart attack

by Anonymousreply 111July 27, 2020 8:10 PM

She and Regis Philbin had a secret suicide pact.

by Anonymousreply 112July 27, 2020 8:11 PM

choked on a pea

by Anonymousreply 113July 27, 2020 8:14 PM

she ran with the bulls but didn't run fast enough.

by Anonymousreply 114July 27, 2020 8:16 PM

Likely all of the stupid BRF threads on Datalounge.

^gasp^ did DL do her in? We should issue a statement of condolence and denial.

by Anonymousreply 115July 27, 2020 8:17 PM

Colic.

by Anonymousreply 116July 27, 2020 8:18 PM

butt chugging accident.

by Anonymousreply 117July 27, 2020 8:19 PM

R116 I think that’s supposed to be “Colic, so young.”

by Anonymousreply 118July 27, 2020 8:20 PM

killed by a sex-crazed psycho with a granny complex!

by Anonymousreply 119July 27, 2020 8:21 PM

Died of a heart attack in the steam room during an orgy.

by Anonymousreply 120July 27, 2020 8:21 PM

broke her back trying to eat her own pussy

by Anonymousreply 121July 27, 2020 8:23 PM

When I saw her flying around Paris on that jerry rigged motorized bike, careening through dangerous traffic I said “ Hells Bells 🔔 “ !

by Anonymousreply 122July 27, 2020 8:24 PM

she got in a drunken fist fight with the reflection in her full length mirror. the mirror won.

by Anonymousreply 123July 27, 2020 8:25 PM

It was a long night, but the Anal Intruder usually wins.

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by Anonymousreply 124July 27, 2020 8:28 PM

Scurvy?

by Anonymousreply 125July 27, 2020 8:28 PM

She was repainting her weathervane and fell off the roof.

by Anonymousreply 126July 27, 2020 8:30 PM

She caught a dirty old man masturbating on her property and he dumped her into the garbage can.

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by Anonymousreply 127July 27, 2020 8:34 PM

Hit by a car while protesting on the highway.

by Anonymousreply 128July 27, 2020 8:34 PM

Killed by a racist cop.

by Anonymousreply 129July 27, 2020 8:35 PM

She died in childbirth.

by Anonymousreply 130July 27, 2020 8:35 PM

a coconut bopped her on the head.

by Anonymousreply 131July 27, 2020 8:38 PM

She lived hard, & died old

by Anonymousreply 132July 27, 2020 8:45 PM

She was eaten alive by her Pomeranian.

by Anonymousreply 133July 27, 2020 8:48 PM

She went into a sexual frenzy thinking about former co-star Dirk Bogarde, went into sexual ecstasy and kicked the bucket.

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by Anonymousreply 134July 27, 2020 8:48 PM

Julie Andrews is next to go.

by Anonymousreply 135July 27, 2020 8:52 PM

Somebody on DL said "so, so young" one too many times, and she was like "that's it. I'm outta here."

by Anonymousreply 136July 27, 2020 8:52 PM

punched to death by a kangaroo

by Anonymousreply 137July 27, 2020 8:55 PM

I heard she went to Paris to make art films... art films...

by Anonymousreply 138July 27, 2020 8:59 PM

Mine shaft disaster.

by Anonymousreply 139July 27, 2020 9:02 PM

She jumped on a live grenade to protect the platoon.

by Anonymousreply 140July 27, 2020 9:04 PM

She couldn't handle the death of Reeg. Broken heart a la Debbie Reynolds after Carrie died.

by Anonymousreply 141July 27, 2020 9:09 PM

I heard she'd left one of her Oscars to "Dear, poor old Glenn" with a note saying "God loves a trier.."

by Anonymousreply 142July 27, 2020 9:10 PM

She got one of her titties stuck in the garbage disposal.

by Anonymousreply 143July 27, 2020 9:12 PM

Her fingers slipped off the trapeze.

by Anonymousreply 144July 27, 2020 9:18 PM

Hey, it's DAME OLIVIA, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 145July 27, 2020 9:43 PM

typo, there r145. It's DAMN OLIVIA!

by Anonymousreply 146July 27, 2020 9:47 PM

she swallowed a fly

by Anonymousreply 147July 27, 2020 10:07 PM

Fell into a shark tank on an atomic submarine.....no ... wait....that was Joan. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 148July 27, 2020 10:10 PM

[QUOTE] Choked to death on a vibrating dildo gone haywire.

Is Best way to die.

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by Anonymousreply 149July 27, 2020 10:12 PM

bad dreams

by Anonymousreply 150July 27, 2020 10:14 PM

I didn't do it!

by Anonymousreply 151July 27, 2020 10:17 PM

She tried to swim the English Channel. Almost made it.

by Anonymousreply 152July 27, 2020 10:20 PM

Same thing as Philip McKeon, "undisclosed" but in reality it's Covid-19

by Anonymousreply 153July 27, 2020 10:25 PM

R100, that photo was taken recently when Qlivia was caught stalking Alain Delon. When she discovered he was about to file a lawsuit against her for sexual harassment, she had a massive stroke.

by Anonymousreply 154July 27, 2020 10:43 PM

She heard John Saxon died and there was no reason to go on living.

by Anonymousreply 155July 27, 2020 10:47 PM

It sure as hell wasn’t Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. She was Noah’s wet nurse for crying out loud!

by Anonymousreply 156July 27, 2020 10:55 PM

She found out she got canceled, and disappeared in a puff of powder.

by Anonymousreply 157July 27, 2020 10:58 PM

She died while fighting an oil rig fire in the Gulf of Mexico and trying to stop a bus full of nuns from colliding with a ship full of blind orphan refugees simultaneously.

by Anonymousreply 158July 27, 2020 10:59 PM

She died saving a dolphin from a giant octopus.

by Anonymousreply 159July 27, 2020 11:00 PM

She's fine, she sends her love.

by Anonymousreply 160July 27, 2020 11:08 PM

R134 Ricky, you have some splain’n to do!

by Anonymousreply 161July 27, 2020 11:46 PM

mafia hit

by Anonymousreply 162July 28, 2020 12:11 AM

Struck by a low-flying blimp.

by Anonymousreply 163July 28, 2020 12:55 AM

She stupidly tried to pose for a photo next to a bison.

by Anonymousreply 164July 28, 2020 12:58 AM

hang-gliding accident

by Anonymousreply 165July 28, 2020 12:59 AM

I killed her! Bitch stole my look!

by Anonymousreply 166July 28, 2020 1:13 AM

Apparently, in the water she's not a skinny lady either.

by Anonymousreply 167July 28, 2020 1:16 AM

She took her great great great grandson for a boat ride in the middle of a lake with murky material beneath.

by Anonymousreply 168July 28, 2020 1:23 AM

Are we sure she's really dead?

Remember de Havilland starred in a movie in which she believes a woman was buried alive on her property.

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by Anonymousreply 169July 28, 2020 1:28 AM

She encountered a rogue Yankee soldier on the stairs at Tara.

She had intended to shoot the soldier and save the valuables,

but that damn Ashley Wilkes never had known how to meet her "needs"

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by Anonymousreply 170July 28, 2020 2:40 AM

Chrissy Metz sat on her.

by Anonymousreply 171July 28, 2020 2:42 AM

[quote]At least I have my dignity.

r51, Pity you are bereft of wit.

by Anonymousreply 172July 28, 2020 2:55 AM

she wrestled the wrong bear.

by Anonymousreply 173July 28, 2020 2:57 AM

Food poisoning from gas station sushi.

by Anonymousreply 174July 28, 2020 2:58 AM

Accused Kevin Spacey of molesting her grandson and then was mysteriously hit by a car

by Anonymousreply 175July 28, 2020 3:01 AM

[quote]"She died of having lived."

by Anonymousreply 176July 28, 2020 3:03 AM

Revealed she had information on the Clintons.

by Anonymousreply 177July 28, 2020 3:04 AM

I'm a hospice nurse. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Olivia pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it was pretty serious.

by Anonymousreply 178July 28, 2020 10:26 AM

I heard she became verklempt and it killed her.

by Anonymousreply 179July 28, 2020 10:30 AM

Spanish flu, it was a relapse

by Anonymousreply 180July 28, 2020 10:56 AM

HPV

by Anonymousreply 181July 28, 2020 10:59 AM

Crabs 🦀! Crabs the size of barnacles!!

by Anonymousreply 182July 28, 2020 11:04 AM

kennel cough

by Anonymousreply 183July 28, 2020 11:05 AM

You're supposed to answer with something sarcastic and witty, followed up with "Rose." For example, "she died fighting a grease fire, Rose."

by Anonymousreply 184July 28, 2020 11:15 AM

Her Depends were the wrong size it cut off her circulation.

by Anonymousreply 185July 28, 2020 11:52 AM

She died peacefully in her bed at 104 years of age. I think it should be fairly obvious what she died of. Her heart finally decided it had had enough.

We should all be so lucky to die like that.

by Anonymousreply 186July 28, 2020 11:53 AM

Are you on the spectrum, r184?

by Anonymousreply 187July 28, 2020 12:05 PM

Cyanide capsule.

by Anonymousreply 188July 28, 2020 12:31 PM

She was masturbating with a dry cleaning bag over her head, experimenting with self-asphyxiation, and she went one step too far. She also purposely put a rat inside the dry cleaning bag so the rat could paw at her head while she panicked.

by Anonymousreply 189July 28, 2020 12:40 PM

Cot death.

by Anonymousreply 190July 28, 2020 12:42 PM

The bigger question at that age is what DIDN’T she die of.

by Anonymousreply 191July 28, 2020 12:43 PM

Rabies

by Anonymousreply 192July 28, 2020 12:44 PM

R189 was she thinking of “her Dear Ashley”?

by Anonymousreply 193July 28, 2020 12:59 PM

R59 Here you go...

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by Anonymousreply 194July 28, 2020 1:17 PM

Ambushed by a rival clan. She took out most of the assassins with chi blasts but was hit with the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

by Anonymousreply 195July 28, 2020 2:03 PM

A fisting session gone wrong.

by Anonymousreply 196July 28, 2020 2:05 PM

I wonder if she and her sister Joan Fontaine have kissed and made up in the Great Beyond.

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by Anonymousreply 197July 28, 2020 3:17 PM

Joan’s poltergeist sucked Olivia into the TV.

by Anonymousreply 198July 28, 2020 3:18 PM

Here’s a graphic depiction of cause of death. The old girl just couldn’t move fast enough.

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by Anonymousreply 199July 28, 2020 3:22 PM

Neglect kills the famous

by Anonymousreply 200July 28, 2020 3:51 PM

No, it was coronadick - PNP all cummers.

by Anonymousreply 201July 28, 2020 5:00 PM

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, Rose

by Anonymousreply 202July 28, 2020 5:12 PM

Heart attack after looking at herself in the mirror naked.

by Anonymousreply 203July 28, 2020 5:31 PM

Double fisting with Emanuel Macron.

by Anonymousreply 204July 28, 2020 7:55 PM

R199 That was Anton Yelchin!

by Anonymousreply 205July 28, 2020 8:12 PM

Someone left out something marked "Keep out of reach of Olivia de Havilland".

by Anonymousreply 206July 29, 2020 6:37 AM

The brown Olsen, In Balmain, on the balcony, with a butane torch?

by Anonymousreply 207July 29, 2020 1:41 PM

Paris doctors have disclosed that Miss de Havilland died of Progeria.

by Anonymousreply 208July 29, 2020 1:54 PM

She wanted to go for one last swim......off the coast of Maine.

by Anonymousreply 209July 29, 2020 2:09 PM

She was walking on the bridge when it collapsed.

by Anonymousreply 210July 29, 2020 3:24 PM

Nude BASE jumping in Patagonia but someone screwed with her parachute 🪂

by Anonymousreply 211July 29, 2020 7:59 PM

dragged by a chain from the back of a pickup truck.

by Anonymousreply 212July 29, 2020 8:01 PM

Professor Plum, candlestick, conservatory.

by Anonymousreply 213July 29, 2020 8:15 PM

Fucked over a balcony railing.

by Anonymousreply 214July 29, 2020 8:18 PM

childbirth, Rose, she was 2 old for twins 👯‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 215July 29, 2020 8:21 PM

belly flop

by Anonymousreply 216July 29, 2020 8:25 PM

Her ass implants ruptured.

by Anonymousreply 217July 29, 2020 8:37 PM

swallowed by a whale. she could still be alive.

by Anonymousreply 218July 29, 2020 8:40 PM

She rode her Segway off a cliff.

by Anonymousreply 219July 29, 2020 11:29 PM

dandruff

by Anonymousreply 220July 29, 2020 11:30 PM

The demon sperm got her, of course.

by Anonymousreply 221July 29, 2020 11:40 PM

her space shuttle exploded upon reentry to Earth's atmosphere.

by Anonymousreply 222July 30, 2020 12:16 AM

And I hear Billie Joe has gone and thrown her off the Tallahatchie Bridge

by Anonymousreply 223July 30, 2020 1:13 AM

Well, she was one of the Putin pee hookers. They’ve all been disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 224July 30, 2020 2:19 AM

Olivia is FINE! She sends her regards!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 225July 30, 2020 2:33 AM

The butler did it.

by Anonymousreply 226July 30, 2020 2:41 AM

Someone kick her in the cunt bone, no suspects

by Anonymousreply 227July 30, 2020 2:44 AM

Went out ala Lupe Velez, face down in the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 228July 30, 2020 7:24 AM

Hydroxychloroquine

by Anonymousreply 229July 30, 2020 7:41 AM

Spontaneous combustion while ballroom dancing.

by Anonymousreply 230July 30, 2020 7:45 AM

Complications of old age.

by Anonymousreply 231July 30, 2020 7:46 AM

So young...

by Anonymousreply 232July 30, 2020 12:03 PM

post nasal drip

by Anonymousreply 233July 30, 2020 1:18 PM

She was doing a remake of the song Wrecking Ball and it proved to be a tad too much for her.

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by Anonymousreply 234July 30, 2020 3:08 PM

she attempted to moonwalk, collided with a settee, fell down and broke her back.

by Anonymousreply 235July 30, 2020 7:50 PM

I fucked her to death

by Anonymousreply 236July 30, 2020 7:55 PM

Russian roulette with Betty White.

by Anonymousreply 237July 30, 2020 8:00 PM

Meth overdose. She was found in a room at the Days Inn. Sprawled out on the floor wearing a full hazmat suit and a bottle of poppers on the night stand.

by Anonymousreply 238July 30, 2020 8:04 PM

She saw Dr. Imanuel and realized Mammy had come back reincarnated as part of the COVID task force.

by Anonymousreply 239July 30, 2020 9:37 PM

They unclenched her fist and there was a note inside that said "Joan - I STILL hate you, you bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 240July 30, 2020 9:40 PM

She was trying to diffuse a bomb but cut the wrong wire. BOOM!

by Anonymousreply 241July 30, 2020 9:58 PM

Heartbreak of psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 242July 30, 2020 10:06 PM

She was not so fresh.....down there.

by Anonymousreply 243July 30, 2020 10:09 PM

A botched abortion.

by Anonymousreply 244July 31, 2020 12:08 AM

[quote]So young...

More like, "So long!"

by Anonymousreply 245July 31, 2020 1:40 AM

They said it was a very nearsighted and feeble nazi hunter who decided not to take any chances.

by Anonymousreply 246July 31, 2020 6:25 AM

It will forever be a mystery, OP.

by Anonymousreply 247July 31, 2020 6:44 AM

I don't know, but I heard they're making an Unsolved Mysteries episode about it.

by Anonymousreply 248July 31, 2020 7:23 AM

She had that nasty Cyndi Lauper Itch ....... down there!

by Anonymousreply 249July 31, 2020 7:38 AM

OP, was your intent to make this a joke posting? Because that sure as hell is how other DLers have interpreted it.

by Anonymousreply 250July 31, 2020 4:34 PM

Her wax wings melted and she fell back to Earth.

by Anonymousreply 251July 31, 2020 4:37 PM

SIDS, dumbass!

by Anonymousreply 252July 31, 2020 4:44 PM

stubbed toe

by Anonymousreply 253July 31, 2020 5:01 PM

Patsy Ramsay, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 254July 31, 2020 6:06 PM

the sniffles

by Anonymousreply 255July 31, 2020 6:07 PM

A back alley abortion.

by Anonymousreply 256July 31, 2020 8:01 PM

Scurvy

by Anonymousreply 257July 31, 2020 8:06 PM

Ellen DeGeneres had her murdered.

by Anonymousreply 258August 1, 2020 12:27 AM

Her vibrator got stuck on the "Big Sam" setting

by Anonymousreply 259August 1, 2020 12:48 AM

Flying piranha

by Anonymousreply 260August 1, 2020 1:00 AM

Blood loss, she had an extreme heavy-flow menstrual period

by Anonymousreply 261August 1, 2020 1:06 AM

falling chandelier

by Anonymousreply 262August 1, 2020 1:08 AM

She had undiagnosed Chronic Fatigue Syndrome

She was cradling her Mug and journaling about her anger toward Dr. Budd when she slipped away

by Anonymousreply 263August 1, 2020 1:14 AM

cat scratch fever

by Anonymousreply 264August 1, 2020 1:15 AM

You know, dragons find “100 year-old eggs “ to be quite the delicacy.

by Anonymousreply 265August 1, 2020 5:08 AM

Ptomaine poisoning

by Anonymousreply 266August 1, 2020 7:29 AM

Went to a Parisian opera house and was murdered by the Phantom.

by Anonymousreply 267August 1, 2020 7:53 AM

Wow, she hadn't had a period since The Beatles were making in big

by Anonymousreply 268August 1, 2020 8:22 AM

(No 48) Dying laughing - anyone notice what a tiny penis and balls he has? Anyone dumb enough to put a device up his asshole deserves a jolt!

by Anonymousreply 269August 1, 2020 9:36 AM

She stepped into the blue flame one time too many.

by Anonymousreply 270August 1, 2020 10:01 AM

She allegedly took an accidental tumble down the stairs like Vera in "Dolores Claiborne".

by Anonymousreply 271August 1, 2020 10:59 AM

She drank Lisle’s potion and now vants to be alone.

by Anonymousreply 272August 1, 2020 11:21 AM

A large potted plant fell on her.

by Anonymousreply 273August 1, 2020 1:26 PM

Jessica Fletcher finally paid her a visit.

by Anonymousreply 274August 1, 2020 2:43 PM

Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.

by Anonymousreply 275August 1, 2020 11:54 PM

Her daughter forgot to drop her off at adult day health on her way to work and she died of heat stroke in the car.

by Anonymousreply 276August 2, 2020 7:57 AM

R276 Daughter? All her children are dead of old age. You must mean grandchild, lol.

by Anonymousreply 277August 2, 2020 10:31 AM

Crib death, Rose

by Anonymousreply 278August 2, 2020 10:43 AM

[quote] Drowned in the bathtub after a coke and booze bender.

Terrible way to go.

by Anonymousreply 279August 2, 2020 11:12 AM

[quote] Crib death, Rose

Finally some originality on this thread.

*eyeroll*

by Anonymousreply 280August 2, 2020 11:13 AM

Ryan Murphy

by Anonymousreply 281August 2, 2020 11:21 AM

R281 Despite what everyone said, Ryan knew he could just extend the the lawsuit and she would eventually die before settling. Bitch and getting none of that Feud monies now!

by Anonymousreply 282August 2, 2020 11:24 AM

A lifelong addiction to canned Beef-A-Roni finally caught up with her and took her down.

by Anonymousreply 283August 2, 2020 2:41 PM

5 words & 1 BIG DATE :

Joan Fontaine, Best Actress: “Suspicion”, 1941

by Anonymousreply 284August 2, 2020 2:46 PM

Choked on a ham sandwich

by Anonymousreply 285August 2, 2020 3:29 PM

SIDS

by Anonymousreply 286August 2, 2020 4:42 PM

Very original, r286.

Very good.

by Anonymousreply 287August 2, 2020 5:44 PM

Olivia died of boredom after reading the unoriginal posts at R280 and R287.

by Anonymousreply 288August 2, 2020 6:21 PM

Using an enema attachment in the shower, she accidentally set the water to scalding.

by Anonymousreply 289August 2, 2020 6:33 PM

I asked my friend Julie, who had been hired to help care for Olivia the week before she died, if she knew the cause of death. She told me that when she went to wake Olivia that day, she wasn't able to rouse her, and that she most certainly and surely must have undeniably and inarguably died of unknown natural causes during the night. She said she was very sad about her passing, but all the great jewelry and Hollywood mementos Olivia left her really hid her grief.

by Anonymousreply 290August 2, 2020 6:41 PM

As Coroner, I must affere I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really most sincerely dead.

by Anonymousreply 291August 3, 2020 7:06 PM

pricked her finger on the needle of a spinning wheel.

by Anonymousreply 292August 4, 2020 2:10 PM

Too much dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 293August 4, 2020 2:11 PM

siamese fighting fish attack

by Anonymousreply 294August 6, 2020 7:03 AM

She died of COVID-19. She had an underlying condition of Spanish Flu that she contracted in 1918 and the combination did her in.

by Anonymousreply 295August 7, 2020 6:46 AM

The spirit of Leslie Howard came and said "Melanie, come with me".

by Anonymousreply 296August 7, 2020 9:24 AM

Youthful exuberance

by Anonymousreply 297August 7, 2020 9:54 AM

Breakdancing.

by Anonymousreply 298August 7, 2020 4:12 PM

slipped on banana peel while twerking on a Paris Street

by Anonymousreply 299August 7, 2020 4:19 PM

drone

by Anonymousreply 300August 7, 2020 7:49 PM

Ingrid Bergman was much better

by Anonymousreply 301August 8, 2020 9:42 AM

An allergic reaction to anal bleaching.

by Anonymousreply 302August 8, 2020 1:49 PM
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