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I Can Takes No Moar

Acting or...

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by Anonymousreply 68July 31, 2020 10:17 AM

Well that’s unintentionally hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2020 8:56 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2020 9:10 AM

Taser ass!

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2020 9:55 AM

This us what we're reduced to now.

Sad.

I miss human contact.

by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2020 10:05 AM

Oh sheet oh sheet

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2020 10:41 AM

[quote] Acting or...

Let me guess, he's straight too right?

by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2020 10:54 AM

I'm surprised no ones marketed Lovense as an exercise product the way half the camwhores out there twitch across the ceiling when they get a $2 tip.

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2020 11:03 AM

Even if he's acting I think he's enjoying it, too, and I find him sexy with the mix of muscles and jiggle.

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2020 11:04 AM

It's like he was being electrocuted. Fake fake fake.

Agree that he is sexy but the dramatics are not.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2020 11:05 AM

What is he using for lube? Superglue?

It’s been about a decade since I’ve bottomed or even used a vibrator but if I were thrashing around on the bed like that I would’ve shot the vibrator across the room.

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2020 11:30 AM

New more powerful batteries?

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2020 11:48 AM

If it feels so damn good why does he not have a hardon?

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2020 11:48 AM

What the hell does he have stuck up his poonanny?

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2020 11:56 AM

I’ve been told those things aren’t really that strong. I vote acting. Girls gotta make change.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2020 12:23 PM

All those cam whores pull the same routine for tokens.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2020 2:34 PM

Bad acting...

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2020 2:44 PM

That ass is hopping faster than the Energizer Bunny.

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2020 2:54 PM

I can’t stop laughing

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2020 2:58 PM

Someone found the Holy Spirit ...

by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2020 3:06 PM

Yes, it does appear the Holy Ghost was released upon him that day.

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2020 3:34 PM

He sheet on the sheet.

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2020 3:40 PM

Dumb why does he sound like a old lady?

by Anonymousreply 22July 27, 2020 3:42 PM

an*.

by Anonymousreply 23July 27, 2020 3:42 PM

The fact that he’s squalling like a silly porn bitch having an orgasm means it a joke

by Anonymousreply 24July 27, 2020 3:44 PM

Sounds like Miss Piggy having an orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 25July 27, 2020 3:49 PM

Really, what exactly is that thing up his pooter? Is it some sort of electrical device? Is this what we've come to?

by Anonymousreply 26July 27, 2020 4:38 PM

how embarrassing for him.

by Anonymousreply 27July 27, 2020 4:43 PM

This is so funny, especially when he kicks his feet up to the camera.

by Anonymousreply 28July 27, 2020 4:44 PM

He's probably mocking the gay for pays who do this on Chaturbate. They think they are being sexy by looking like they are out of control over an orgasm from an anal vibrator,, but it just looks like they are having an epileptic seizure.

by Anonymousreply 29July 27, 2020 4:57 PM

He has tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 30July 27, 2020 6:21 PM

R30

I don’t think it’s hard so we don’t know how big it is.

by Anonymousreply 31July 27, 2020 6:26 PM

He would increase his efficiency if he also had a cocktail shaker in his hands.

by Anonymousreply 32July 27, 2020 6:40 PM

I perfected this routine back in the 90's, bitch!

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by Anonymousreply 33July 27, 2020 6:45 PM

What nationality is she? She has an accent.

by Anonymousreply 34July 27, 2020 6:47 PM

[quote] If it feels so damn good why does he not have a hardon?

You don’t need to be hard to have a prostate orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 35July 27, 2020 6:51 PM

[quote] Really, what exactly is that thing up his pooter? Is it some sort of electrical device? Is this what we've come to?

It reacts to sound. You can buy them.

by Anonymousreply 36July 27, 2020 6:52 PM

Does he have a name?

I want to see him top while that toy is hard at work!

by Anonymousreply 37July 27, 2020 7:02 PM

Whatever he has crammed up his ass, it seems to have shrunk his dick to clit size. Maybe he's transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 38July 27, 2020 7:26 PM

I think he watched [italic]When Harry Met Sally[/italic] one too many times.

What exactly is that device called? And what's with those goddamn bells dinging all the time? At first I thought his oven timer was somehow connected to all this. Also, do prostate orgasms really take that long? Was there another person in the room controlling the device? If he was really that distressed, why didn't he just take it out of his ass?

So many questions…

by Anonymousreply 39July 27, 2020 7:26 PM

She's tapping out at the end of the clip.

Hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 40July 27, 2020 8:13 PM

Any DLers had an experience with this Lovense toy? Is it really even close to being this intense when you use it? I’m usually not too sensitive to these types of toys.

by Anonymousreply 41July 27, 2020 8:16 PM

flaccid throughout-FAKE

bells dinging are the viewers paying him tips

by Anonymousreply 42July 27, 2020 10:00 PM

If he'd do it in a bathtub, I'd throw in my laundry.

by Anonymousreply 43July 27, 2020 10:16 PM

Notice it never crossed his mind to take the damn contraption out of his ass!

by Anonymousreply 44July 27, 2020 10:56 PM

I L💕O💗V❤️E Quarantine!

by Anonymousreply 45July 27, 2020 11:03 PM

Masc4Masc

by Anonymousreply 46July 27, 2020 11:11 PM

[quote] If he'd do it in a bathtub, I'd throw in my laundry.

😊😛😁 Now that's funny and I don't care who you are.

by Anonymousreply 47July 28, 2020 1:01 AM

47 replies and nobody's commented on the tasteful decor?!

by Anonymousreply 48July 28, 2020 1:05 AM

Dude has an electrode up his ass. What do you think?

by Anonymousreply 49July 28, 2020 1:10 AM

I looked the thing up and they're charging $100 for it. The thing probably costs no more than $10 to make. Highway robbery.

by Anonymousreply 50July 28, 2020 1:14 AM

Hmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 51July 28, 2020 1:19 AM

I don't doubt he's experiencing an actual prostate orgasm (or two). A couple of his reactions ring true - they remind me of one of my fuck buddies - but I think he is over-reacting. He looks and sounds like a Russian wrestler...

by Anonymousreply 52July 28, 2020 3:24 AM

Okay…I'm really confused. What IS this device? Is it generating electricity? If so, is the current continuous, or does it vary in timing and/or intensity? Does it hurt, or is the sensation pleasant, like having an orgasm? It seems like he's in a great deal of discomfort, but when you look at his face, he's smiling. Is he controlling the device or is someone else doing it? If the sensation is as unpleasant as it appears to be, why doesn't he just take it out of his ass?

by Anonymousreply 53July 30, 2020 1:02 AM

This is what ball gags are for, so you don't have to hear him screaming like a woman while getting fucked. Total erection killer otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 54July 30, 2020 1:17 AM

Femme bottoms gross why do men squeal like bitches like that

by Anonymousreply 55July 30, 2020 1:23 AM

Why do people keep asking what the device is? Have you never been on Chaturbate? Most of them use the Lovense Lush; some use the Lovense Hush. It's set up to react to the tips being given by the viewers.

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by Anonymousreply 56July 30, 2020 1:30 AM

His bussy is in an uproar

by Anonymousreply 57July 30, 2020 1:33 AM

R53, I don't know the name of the device, but it is connected to the user broadcast account at a can site. Those viewing his cam can tip based on his own set parameters and the greater the tip is the higher intensity of the signal going to the device. You can see them in use at chaturbate. Hope this helps.

by Anonymousreply 58July 30, 2020 1:33 AM

Yeah but this reaction is just a put on. It’s that equivalent of porn bitches screaming like they’re dying

by Anonymousreply 59July 30, 2020 1:36 AM

Epileptics are neither funny or sexy.

by Anonymousreply 60July 30, 2020 1:46 AM

No, r56, I HAVEN'T ever been on Chaturbate. I may be gay, but I'm not desperate.

Thank you, r58. I now understand it.

No wonder we can't have nice things.

by Anonymousreply 61July 30, 2020 6:55 AM

[quote]Why do people keep asking what the device is? Have you never been on Chaturbate?

No, R56. Many of us have lives. Perhaps you may find one some day.

by Anonymousreply 62July 30, 2020 11:03 PM

If I can't ask my fellow DLers, who can I ask?

by Anonymousreply 63July 30, 2020 11:07 PM

I can't lie, people like this need to just get COVID and go into the light. That was disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 64July 30, 2020 11:10 PM

I hope to god I am never this desperate for attention as that man. I hope that is truly the lowest point of his life and things improve.

by Anonymousreply 65July 30, 2020 11:12 PM

I enjoyed it! I watched it multiple times!

by Anonymousreply 66July 30, 2020 11:22 PM

I watched it to the end, only because I was honestly hoping he wouldn't make it. This kind of person needs to take this one step too far, although I'm guessing it already has brain damage.

by Anonymousreply 67July 30, 2020 11:30 PM

[quote]I'm guessing it already has brain damage.

Isn't that a requirement for doing porn?

by Anonymousreply 68July 31, 2020 10:17 AM
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