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Buttfuck Mitch

That’s his new nickname. He was discharged from the army for committing sodomy with another male soldier.

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by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2021 4:47 PM

Are there receipts, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2020 10:10 PM

Who would fuck that?

by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2020 10:11 PM

Here you go R1

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by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2020 10:14 PM

[quote] Who would fuck that?

Not the hare.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2020 10:15 PM

I don't want to associate this garbage with something as beautiful as butt fucking.

by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2020 10:15 PM

R4 thanks for the link to

Early morning school play! Classic story of "The Tortoise and the Hare"!

But we’re good. Yes, he looks like a turtle.

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2020 10:16 PM

What a stud! He sure looks like he loves a fat, juicy pussy on his big man cock and big ol fat titties in his mouth!

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by Anonymousreply 7July 14, 2020 10:21 PM

I don't want to claim him. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 8July 14, 2020 10:25 PM

R7, such a manly stud! More like Mitch of Finland, amiright? Woof.

by Anonymousreply 9July 14, 2020 10:28 PM

R8 Seriously why do we get most of the dispicable men in History? Roy Cohn, Hitler, TE Lawrence, Gacy, this turtle etc.

by Anonymousreply 10July 14, 2020 10:35 PM

R10 internalized homophobia does something really bad to some. It’s not homosexuality, it’s the homophobia of society.

by Anonymousreply 11July 14, 2020 10:43 PM

Youthful hijinks I tell ya ... nothing more

by Anonymousreply 12July 14, 2020 10:50 PM

No, not turkey neck!

I'm so ashamed to be gay right now.

by Anonymousreply 13July 14, 2020 10:55 PM

[quote] Youthful hijinks I tell ya ... nothing more

Youthful hijinks are the only hijinks worth having even if, or preferably, if the youth is one sided.

by Anonymousreply 14July 14, 2020 10:56 PM

I can’t wait to read his obituary.

by Anonymousreply 15July 14, 2020 11:09 PM

Sodomy includes oral.

by Anonymousreply 16July 14, 2020 11:20 PM

R11: because straight guys love to peg all evil people as gay because they associate being gay with being evil so they nitpick for "bad people" and ignore gay stuff for "good people".

by Anonymousreply 17July 14, 2020 11:37 PM

[quote]…because straight guys love to peg all evil people as gay…

Straight guys seem to be more and more into pegging these days.

by Anonymousreply 18July 14, 2020 11:50 PM

Just so you know OP, "sodomy" does not necessarily mean fucking of the butt. Oral sex is also sodomy. In fact any penetrative sexual act other than penis/vagina is sodomy.

by Anonymousreply 19July 14, 2020 11:54 PM

God he's such a hideous turtle, on the inside and outside.

by Anonymousreply 20July 15, 2020 1:00 AM

In my defense, it was dark and I thought it was my mother.

by Anonymousreply 21July 15, 2020 1:11 AM

R21 I would have written "father", but I think your way is funnier!

by Anonymousreply 22July 15, 2020 1:16 AM

Poor Addison. His first wife divorced him before he ran for Senate. Then he needed a new wife for cover. Enter..

Elaine Chao.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 15, 2020 1:24 AM

What kind of wig is Elaine wearing and why?

by Anonymousreply 24July 15, 2020 1:36 AM

Here's the Turtle crying on the Senate floor in 2010 over his chief of staff, Kyle, resigning.

I think we all know a good breakup cry when we see one.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 15, 2020 1:40 AM

It's from the Laura "Pickles" Bush collection, R23. 100% synthetic, in the "wash-and-set" style so beloved by southern matrons, and sensibly priced!

Now available in Ash Blonde and Ginger Temptress.

by Anonymousreply 26July 15, 2020 1:54 AM

He is painfully unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 27July 15, 2020 2:14 AM

LOL @ him in R25. He probably stalked Kyle for years, afterward. Creepy old bastard.

by Anonymousreply 28July 15, 2020 2:59 AM

R25 Mitch McConnell and Kyle Simmons sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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by Anonymousreply 29July 15, 2020 4:01 AM

Kyle has total gayface in R29's picture.

Do you think Elaine Chao straps on the Anal Wrecker 3000 dildo (ribbed for his pleasure!) and fucks Mitch senseless while he cries out for Kyle and begs for more?

by Anonymousreply 30July 15, 2020 5:25 AM

He's almost 80 years old. When does it stop? Don't people want to retire? Do you just want to die at your desk?

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by Anonymousreply 31July 15, 2020 6:08 AM

R31 Turtles can live up to 150 years.

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by Anonymousreply 32July 15, 2020 6:22 AM

C'mere, Mitch...

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by Anonymousreply 33July 15, 2020 7:01 AM

A gay man and an Asian wife, how novel.

by Anonymousreply 34July 15, 2020 7:31 AM

Mitch McConnell caught up in Sodatream scandal!

by Anonymousreply 35July 15, 2020 7:34 AM

R23, that is a the face of a gleeful fascists. Anyone who travels abroad and knows that certain type will know what I mean. Resting fascist face is a real thing.

It’s when they aren’t even on planet earth anymore.

by Anonymousreply 36July 15, 2020 8:17 AM

The die-hard fascists won’t look directly at something, but through it. They looked ginned up. Detached.

by Anonymousreply 37July 15, 2020 8:18 AM

I can’t wait for all these evil old fucks to die off.

by Anonymousreply 38July 16, 2020 1:00 AM

Did he and Lady G ever serve together?

by Anonymousreply 39July 16, 2020 1:03 AM

R38 they’re breeding new ones to take their place

by Anonymousreply 40July 16, 2020 1:03 AM
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by Anonymousreply 41July 16, 2020 1:04 AM

R40 is right. Tom Cotton anyone??

by Anonymousreply 42July 16, 2020 3:47 AM

He's going to hold-up a stimulus payment for desperate people until the Democrats agree to award prizes to schools who open like they're told to.

by Anonymousreply 43July 16, 2020 3:54 AM

Buttfuck Bump

by Anonymousreply 44July 20, 2020 4:26 AM

Must have been slim pickings if someone chose to fuck him

by Anonymousreply 45July 20, 2020 4:38 AM

Does it seem that Mitch, having been kicked out of the military for sodomy, developed a hard on for the federal government & the US military & decided to sell them out to Russia as punishment for catching him en flagrant delicto?

by Anonymousreply 46July 20, 2020 4:43 AM

Mitch McConnell, sodomite.

by Anonymousreply 47July 20, 2020 4:51 AM

Mitch wears a diaper.

by Anonymousreply 48July 20, 2020 4:52 AM

Sounds presidential r48.

by Anonymousreply 49July 20, 2020 4:57 AM

He tripped in the latrine and fell, mouth first, onto the penis of another recruit. Apologies were exchanged. Bygones.

by Anonymousreply 50July 20, 2020 5:00 AM

Mitch seems like a Vers bttm with a 4.5” dick

by Anonymousreply 51July 21, 2020 2:10 AM

He truly is one of the most unattractive men I’ve ever laid eyes on.

by Anonymousreply 52July 21, 2020 2:29 AM

Even I find this disgusting.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 21, 2020 2:43 AM

R45 The top had a turtle fetish, apparently it’s a real thing.

by Anonymousreply 54July 21, 2020 3:02 AM

Mitch wants to buttfuck us all and only give us $100/wk for unemployment.

by Anonymousreply 55July 25, 2020 6:33 AM

His dna was found deep within the 47 yr old sargent that he corn holed....the belligerant anus says so.

by Anonymousreply 56July 25, 2020 7:19 AM

Mitch McConnell LOVES Anal

by Anonymousreply 57July 25, 2020 4:40 PM

Belligerent Anus. Best band name I ever heard.

by Anonymousreply 58July 26, 2020 8:49 AM

Its the nickname of a grouchy granny on here..

by Anonymousreply 59July 27, 2020 2:13 AM

Why won't God the universe or whatever just kill that evil old bastard already?!

by Anonymousreply 60July 27, 2020 12:49 PM

Do we think Mitch has experienced a hands-free orgasm while being buttfucked?

by Anonymousreply 61July 30, 2020 4:39 PM

Buttfuck Bump all the way to November

by Anonymousreply 62August 4, 2020 3:41 PM

Buttfuck Bump for Mitch!

by Anonymousreply 63September 1, 2020 7:37 AM

Is Nick Sandmann now his official butt boy? Let’s hope he doesn’t knock him up.

by Anonymousreply 64September 1, 2020 9:09 AM

Gross.

Let the hets have this unprincipled sell-out twat.

by Anonymousreply 65September 1, 2020 10:36 AM

Almost nobody wants to think of Grandma getting fucked deeply in her ass.

by Anonymousreply 66September 1, 2020 10:50 AM

If ever somebody had a mouth for sucking a big hard thick cock it's Mitch.

Every photo of him screams 'cockfucker mouth'.

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2020 11:13 AM

Buttfuck bump

by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2020 11:15 AM

Butt Butt Butt... Fuck Him in Da Butt

by Anonymousreply 69September 5, 2020 10:27 PM

I would not like to think of dick flesh anywhere near that snapping turtle's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 70September 5, 2020 10:34 PM

R31 I ask myself this very thing almost daily.

by Anonymousreply 71September 5, 2020 10:35 PM

Please don't call him Buttfuck Mitch. That is an insult to Buttfucking and Buttfuckers.

by Anonymousreply 72September 5, 2020 10:37 PM

R8 I don't claim him, either.

by Anonymousreply 73September 5, 2020 10:42 PM

He married his beard for her cash

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by Anonymousreply 74September 6, 2020 12:32 AM

BUTTFUCK BUMP!!!!

by Anonymousreply 75September 23, 2020 1:07 AM

Buttfuckin’ all the way up to the election.

by Anonymousreply 76September 26, 2020 1:38 PM

This makes so much sense for both McConnell and Graham. They foment contempt for others of their true selves.

by Anonymousreply 77September 26, 2020 2:15 PM

R23 She's a man, baby!

by Anonymousreply 78September 26, 2020 2:25 PM

[Quote] Just so you know OP, "sodomy" does not necessarily mean fucking of the butt. Oral sex is also sodomy. In fact any penetrative sexual act other than penis/vagina is sodomy.

Fine.

"Buttmunch" Mitch.

Had better alliteration anyway.

by Anonymousreply 79September 26, 2020 2:48 PM

Mitch, baby, me love you long time!

by Anonymousreply 80September 26, 2020 2:54 PM

I do declare that I think his sort are unfit to serve in the senate.

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by Anonymousreply 81September 26, 2020 3:59 PM

Mitch loves anal!

by Anonymousreply 82September 30, 2020 6:37 PM

First wife Sherrill Redmon. They were obviously bearding for each other (she never remarried). How unpleasant for them to have to conceive the obligatory 2.3 kids the old-fashioned way, before in vitro? She must have curled-up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor afterwards, sobbing into a towel.

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by Anonymousreply 83September 30, 2020 6:45 PM

Will Mitch recess the Senate before passing aid package?

by Anonymousreply 84October 3, 2020 2:19 PM

Felching Mitch

by Anonymousreply 85October 8, 2020 5:08 AM

How can one thread make me laugh so much and simultaneously feel so sick???

Thank you DL

by Anonymousreply 86October 8, 2020 5:34 AM

Does sex with wild boars count?

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by Anonymousreply 87October 8, 2020 5:41 AM

That old turkey neck cocksucker is talking now.

by Anonymousreply 88November 4, 2020 3:25 PM

He can't be long for this world. He's literally rotting.

by Anonymousreply 89November 4, 2020 3:28 PM

I FUCKING hate this asshole

by Anonymousreply 90November 4, 2020 3:30 PM

Isn’t KY blue? How does McConnell keep winning?

by Anonymousreply 91November 4, 2020 3:30 PM

It's dying..

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by Anonymousreply 92November 4, 2020 3:32 PM

I think he may have a blood disorder of some terrible kind.

by Anonymousreply 93November 4, 2020 3:36 PM

You just know if he didn't have money and connections he would eventually be collected from the Days Inn in Glendale. I wonder where his pleasure garden is.

by Anonymousreply 94November 4, 2020 3:58 PM

Mitch speaking to Senate now to push the election steal.

by Anonymousreply 95November 9, 2020 7:27 PM

Mitch coughing a lot. Might be dying from COVID 19!!!

by Anonymousreply 96November 9, 2020 7:32 PM

Yup, revealed where gop is at. Going full steam ahead with a coup. We need to be in the streets

by Anonymousreply 97November 9, 2020 7:36 PM

The two Georgia Senate seats are essential for Dems to win in order to silence this motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 98November 9, 2020 7:38 PM

Why sully such a beautiful thing as buttfucking?

by Anonymousreply 99November 9, 2020 9:15 PM

Do you have friends in GA? If not, please make them NOW. We are beyond fucked without at least one of these seats. We MUUUUUUST kill the turtle!!!!

by Anonymousreply 100November 9, 2020 10:12 PM

Ugly turtle

by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2020 8:21 AM

Fuck Mitch!!! He’s denying stimulus.

by Anonymousreply 102December 4, 2020 11:52 PM

It's awful to wish someone dead. But I've spent the past four years wanting him to die, along with most of Team Trump, slowly and painfully.

by Anonymousreply 103December 4, 2020 11:55 PM

Mitch loves to have his anus stimulus’d.

by Anonymousreply 104December 29, 2020 6:29 PM

Oh god! Homophobic hetero trash really need to leave this forum

by Anonymousreply 105December 29, 2020 6:47 PM

How can the Army keep these records closed up? His discharge is shrouded in secrecy; it makes no sense. Friends in high places and all that muck.

by Anonymousreply 106December 31, 2020 3:57 PM

No, no, no. Straight society owes us for centuries of oppression and homophobia. They must have this creature and Lindsey too. We don't want either of those cretins.

by Anonymousreply 107December 31, 2020 4:04 PM

hope its tru and hits the media !!!!

by Anonymousreply 108December 31, 2020 9:04 PM

Mitch McConnell is a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 109March 28, 2021 4:42 PM

He really needs to stick with other elder, unsavory turtles.

by Anonymousreply 110March 28, 2021 4:47 PM
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