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Early morning school play! Classic story of "The Tortoise and the Hare"!

Which one will win?

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by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2020 3:24 AM

I vote tortoise.

No hare.

Okay tortoise.

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2019 3:21 PM

Tortoise is ahead!

by Anonymousreply 2June 14, 2019 2:56 AM

Does the tortoise give head?

by Anonymousreply 3June 14, 2019 5:52 PM

Hare. I don’t know why, but I have confidence that he will make the right decisions.

by Anonymousreply 4June 18, 2019 3:40 AM

Both, since everybody is a winner these days!

by Anonymousreply 5June 18, 2019 3:48 AM

R5, you must have voted “Other (please specify)”.

by Anonymousreply 6June 18, 2019 4:00 AM

Tortoise still ahead in poll.

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2019 6:51 AM

Will the hare win?

by Anonymousreply 8August 2, 2019 2:01 AM

The Hare and the Tortoise!

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by Anonymousreply 9June 26, 2020 4:07 AM

Hare will have a stroke on live tv in a month.

by Anonymousreply 10June 26, 2020 4:10 AM

Hare will also get COVID-19, R10.

by Anonymousreply 11June 26, 2020 4:11 AM

Ah R11, the hare already has it.

😁

by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2020 4:16 AM

Tortoise!

Hare!

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2020 1:40 AM

Whoever has the biggest dick...

by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2020 3:22 AM

[quote] Whoever has the biggest dick...

Hare.

by Anonymousreply 15August 29, 2020 3:24 AM

Whichever avoids becoming roadkill.

by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2020 3:24 AM
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