Which of these two guys would you prefer - left or right?

Left

I didn't vote because i don't find either one of them even remotely attractive. And they both look dumb.

Muscular definition? Girl, please.

They have both been spending way too much time on the bench press and not enough time dieting. But at least the one on the right kind of looks like Charlie Puth.

Does the guy on the left have yellow skin? Womanly features?

Neither. They are roided-out Michelin babies. No, thanks for these two Finnish hoes.

I choose: die alone if these are my only choices.

[quote] Does the guy on the left have yellow skin? Womanly features?

What?

compared to me, they are both gods of manhood, at least for some people. but I can still say "neither" as long as you are just asking, so I am gonna stick with that answer instead of your choices, But Thanks!! a pleasant relief from telling Y'all one more time what a damn cretin trump is. and he keeps getting exponentially worse on a daily basis, it is hard to keep up with.

These are the options...?

Golda Meir

Are we saying that the dude on the left is our famous yellow skin track guy?

FTM?

[quote] Are we saying that the dude on the left is our famous yellow skin track guy?

Explain please.

R13, I don’t know his full name. He’s Finnish, and used to do track and field. And he has yellow skin. Markus something maybe?

Markus Pöyhönen (born 25 October 1978, in Vantaa) is a Finnish former track and field athlete, who specialised in the 100m sprint. Pöyhönen's trainer during his active career was Atte Pettinen.

At the 2002 European Championships in Athletics he became the first Finnish male in history to reach the 100 m sprint final in an international championship event. He finished fifth in the race, though years later Dwain Chambers was disqualified and Pöyhönen's final position was fourth.

Previously discussed here in 2005

[quote] Previously discussed here in 2005

2015 it appears.

[quote] I don’t know his full name. He’s Finnish, and used to do track and field. And he has yellow skin. Markus something maybe?

Yellow skin? He’s Finnish.

Neither. They're fat, thick in the head, too, it would seem, hairless, unattractive, and probably smell of boiled potatoes.

Older guy on the left is super hot. Cute face too.

I reckon Marcus would be a good fuck, but one lacking stamina. Probably only 15-20 minutes of fucking before he orgasms.

He prefers to be an active top and doesn't enjoy a bottom riding him hard.

If Marcus is yellow skin I'm all for it. Uncut too I shouldn't wonder.

Left, because I love that type of thick built body. He needs a haircut though.

They are not exactly my type but I would be happy to serve! I voted for left, preference, just because he is smiling and he has a more elegant presentation than his friend one the right. He shows his hair, has some kind of "sytylin" shades, and his sweats are well-fitted and he wears trainers. His friend looks like he got shagged all night and just crawled out of his bedroom.

The Left, I love beefy, blond men.

[quote] If Marcus is yellow skin I'm all for it. Uncut too I shouldn't wonder.

What does “yellow skin” mean in this context?

2 FtM trans

R27, I don’t think this is a postimg troll post.

2 super douchebag elements I can't look past - left dude with the hair/sunglasses, right dude with the backwards baseball cap. Gross.

If they weren't douchey, I'd choose guy on the right, just because one on the left looks a bit roided.

Is either of them a Ginch-like creature?

He looks like Martina Navratilova here.

I voted right because I like his nose and lips.

Neither. They've both got foreskins and although the one on the right might be cleaner, I'm saying no to both.

Neither

[quote] He looks like Martina Navratilova here.

Is she Ginch-like?

Text: Flying meatball and @...

Today’s menu: running a mile, 300 squats, 200 press, 100 chin ups and finally running a mile

Left. Big is best.

They are both welcome to join my Men's Bible Study group.

[quote] choose guy on the right, just because one on the left looks a bit roided.

Wasn't there something posted about him years ago that he was caught with possession of steroids?

Both... Am lonely.

The tree in the background on the left.

Thoughts on the ass please.

[quote] The tree in the background on the left.

Even his nipple has a shadow (not the tree's nipple).

I’m autistic, and being around others and with so many stimuli was overwhelming. I did very well in school despite that. I recall reading a short story set in the “near future” where all kids were taught via computer at home. It seemed like heaven. I did very well at academics though. The only thing I really liked about university and graduate school was the architecture, the visual. A neutron bomb could’ve hit the campus and I’d have been thrilled. Time enough at last.

Wrong thread, R44.

[quote]they both look dumb.

I like that in a man.

Working out and sweating.

The guy on the left... BTW, uncut guys are more sensitive.

This was 5 years ago and the kind of shape he'll return to when gyms reopen and he doesn't have to improvise with out door workouts.

This was 2019 when he took part in Survivor and didn't have access to the pec deck.

Neither one does anything to light a fire in my loins, but if I was forced to take one I'd take the big guy on the left.

[quote] They are roided-out Michelin babies.

Roided-out? Not with the fat layer those two have.

The guy on the left is only 42? I thought he was probably mid-50s.

Guy on the left because he probably has a thicker penis and he doesn't look mid 50's.

And R53 doesn't look as young as he thinks he does.

[quote] And [R53] doesn't look as young as he thinks he does.

Toots, I'm 67 and look every day of it.

Left. Mount me now.

Not into lesbians. I'll pass..

Walking shirtless. Any Finns on here who can translate what is being said?

One on the left looks far too stupid. Plus anyone wearing those sunglasses is automatically eliminated.

Vivian Vance

I love beefy lesbians!

[quote] Vivian Vance

Not “We bought a zoo!”?

Brief shirtless video.

Recent pic of Markus.

Can we get a third option?

Neither. I don’t do douche-bros. Especially doughy looking douche-bros.

No. Just no. Nope. I said NO! 🚫

If the bar was closing and these two guys and I were the only ones left, I'd call it a night and go home and beat off.

What is that gobbledygook all over the pic? Those tags look like somebody's playing Scrabble with just the vowels.

They look like KKK members - not to make a huge generalization, but......

Left. But not before he gets rid of those obnoxious sunglasses.

I visited Finland for a week and was highly disappointed by the dearth of attractive men. Seriously, guys weren't even cute...just pale, doughy, and oddly-proportioned.

Of course my perception was completely destroyed by the guy who drove me to the airport on the last day. I've been to 50 countries and he is undoubtedly one of the best looking men I've ever seen. He was so perfect I got caught staring more than once (through the rear view window).

Do we have a photo of the OP? Why, yes, here it is.

If I had to choose, it'd be the guy on the left, but neither one of 'em do much for me. It's just that the guy on the left seems to be in a little bit better shape.