Markus Poyhonen - Hottest Finn Ever

Markus is Finntastic.

I Agree, bro. I otherwise don't think of Finns as hot.

[quote] I otherwise don't think of Finns as hot.

I agree.

Lots of Finns in the "hairy blond otter" category.

As most folks know, "Otters 'n' wolves -- they's my favorites."

R4, mines too!

Yumm

Fix for R6's link:

"Hottest Finn Ever"

That really hurts, bitches!

Some might prefer Niki Maenpaa

Others might prefer Sami Eskelin

Excuse me?

Neil Finn, circa 1987.

Sami at R10 is hot.

Why is Matt Damon mentioned?

Sami Eskelin reminds me of Jon Erik Hexum

Great Saturday night thread!

He's hot. My first bf was Finnish (ethnic Swede). He was much hotter though.

What's "joy jelly", R16?

I prefer Erik York as far as Finns go

That thing at R19 is disgusting.

It's a favorite lubricant from my youth, R18. But I was only kidding. Saliva will do the job just as well.

Finn bump

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Finland bump.

I will fucking kill you all !!!

Whitrock is beautiful, but he's nothing compared to Markus.

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He is the hottest Finn ever.

I think ole Markus is the one bumping this thread.

H-e-y Markus!

R29, do you think Markus knows English?

r30 -- Kyllä

Markus:

Markus:

Pretty sure River Viiperi takes the cake as far as Finns go.

R34, that's nothing compared to the young Markus.

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[quote]Why is Matt Damon mentioned?

He's got Finnish ancestors. As does Jessica Lange btw.

Finnbump.

Matt Damon's mother is of Finnish descent.

Thanks, R39. Are Jessica Lange's Finnish ancestors also on her mother's side?

That's right R40. Paternal side is German and Dutch.

The recently mentioned Richard Davalos was born to a Finnish mother and a Spanish father.

R7 guy is now getting attention in Finland. He has been modelling for a decade but I am not sure if anyone knew his name before. Lauri is his first name and he was surprised by volume of tweets he got after buzzfeed put him to top 10 of Finnish guys. I think he looks very good.

Markus on Finnish Dancing with the Stars. He's aged to become an overdeveloped beast, although not so much by this video.

Is Markus the most famous Finn outside Finland or is there another?

R44 Of course he is not. At the moment in Formula 1 there are two Finns, Kimi Räikkönen and Valtteri Bottas, who are much more famous than Pöyhönen. In Finland Markus has been in the news because of his financial problems. In Silicon Valley Linus Torvalds was famous for his Linux program. In Japan the late Tove Jansson is very famous for her Moomin books. In opera world Karita Mattila is one of the most famous sopranos. The late composer Jean Sibelius is one the most famous composers ever. Not many, but few. Markus is famous only here.

Thanks so much, R45. Markus is probably only famous in Finland and on DL.

Peter Franzen

Jasper Paakkonen

More Markus.

Markus:

More Markus:

He's beautiful.

Recent shirtless torso pic of Markus.

Does this mean that my beloved YST has returned to DL?

[quote] Does this mean that my beloved YST has returned to DL?

Why do you say that? And why would anyone find the YST beloved? He's disturbed like the Program Troll (John).

R55, he used to post Pöyhönen a lot and he reminds me of my early days on DL <3

R56, when did you arrive on DL, and why would YST post pictures of Markus? I find Markus very hot (or at least the younger Markus).

How has DL changed since you arrived?

Markus' school is a little creepy.

[quote] Markus' school is a little creepy.

Which school?

R57, I guess because his skin was kinda yellow in that first pic lol. I started contributing about 1 year ago when Brenton Thwaites and Harry Styles were teasing us with possible bisexuality. Good times :)

Well, R60, I'm glad you're here and have stuck around even after the format change.

Is jake hansen Finnish?

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Shirtless

Much hotter now, R64.

He looks like he likes Muslim cock.

I disagree, R64. He looks rather goofy now.

Cute guy.

Hottest Finn ever is Ville Valo.

So, when do you think was the last time this Markus Poyhonen guy displayed his natural skin tone in public? Sometime in the late 90s? I'll never understand white people who long to be orange.

[quote] Markus Poyhonen guy displayed his natural skin tone in public?

Perhaps that is his natural skin tone? He must not get much opportunity to be in the sun in Finland. Is indoor tanning popular in Finland?

We need before and after pics.

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Recent shirtless pic.

Working out. Nice ass.

Looking good at gym while, in contrast, a fattie works out behind him. Good for her for trying!

Mmm, Markus.

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He has teeny tiny ballerina feet!

I thought Cory Monteith was a pretty hot Finn.

[quote] I thought Cory Monteith was a pretty hot Finn.

"Was" being the operative word.

Recent Markus pic:

Yeah, still pretty damn hot.

Nice pic, R83. He looks more buff in your pic.

He looks like a nice boy.

Don't forget, Markus has that luscious bulge!

[quote] Don't forget, Markus has that luscious bulge!

I prefer his ass.

He's so yummy.

DL is so racist. How dare you say this blonde beauty is the hottest thing ever OP. You know Asian men have that title.

R89, are you John/PMBT?

Oh, and R89, where did you ready gay he's the "hottest thing ever"? The title says "Hottest Finn Ever".

Isn't there a video of him somewhere with him running in a sports event and showing considerable dangle and flopping?

R92, there used to be one on YouTube, but I haven't looked in years.

[quote] You know Asian men have that title.

Perhaps you should start your own thread for your yellow-skinned hotties and leave us to appreciate a white Nordic guy on this thread.

And he's not a dead Finn or a peedo-file (as far a see kmow).

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