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I Didn't Realize Colin Jost Was So Beefy

I can't decide if he's hot or not.

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by Anonymousreply 7506/30/2020

Hawt still but verging on straight guy fat body.

by Anonymousreply 106/27/2020

He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

by Anonymousreply 206/27/2020

Sorry, I forgot that links to the Daily Mail that have videos in the article are fucked up here for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 306/27/2020

Fat and smug.

by Anonymousreply 406/27/2020

I’d hit it

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by Anonymousreply 506/27/2020

He’s gained quite a bit of weight since his tits’ previous outing

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by Anonymousreply 606/27/2020

[quote]He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

For real? He still seems like the new guy.

by Anonymousreply 706/27/2020

But he wasn't acting that whole time on the show, he was a writer for most of the earlier years.

by Anonymousreply 806/27/2020

he looks delicious there, R5. Nice legs.

by Anonymousreply 906/27/2020

Not.

by Anonymousreply 1006/27/2020

He's an interesting guy. Because he's handsome and has a square jaw and went to Harvard, people often assume he's wealthy, but he's actually from a middle class background in Staten island.

by Anonymousreply 1106/27/2020

Staten Island? So many hawt Staten Island guys on SNL. What's the statistical likelihood?

by Anonymousreply 1206/28/2020

Colin Jose has always looked like a smarmy frat guy to me. It made total sense when he got with Scarlett What's-Her-Fuck.

by Anonymousreply 1306/28/2020

*Colin Jost...though I guess his middle name could be Jose (not likely).

by Anonymousreply 1406/28/2020

Is that an optical illusion or does he have gray chest hair? yikes

by Anonymousreply 1506/28/2020

He's adorable. That recent piece in the New Yorker made me fall in love with him. Chubby high school kid with a 3-hour commute to go to a good school. His persona on SNL is just that...a persona. He's a good guy.

by Anonymousreply 1606/28/2020

He's got an oddly formed chest and arms. Something about his overall shape seems a little off.

by Anonymousreply 1706/28/2020

Tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 1806/28/2020

Beefy=FAT

by Anonymousreply 1906/28/2020

He looks swole, but not in a particularly sexy way. His chest hangs quite low.

by Anonymousreply 2006/28/2020

R20 Yeah, it's weird looking, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 2106/28/2020

The space between his tits seems oddly wide. It almost looks like he's had pec implants that weren't quite correctly placed.

by Anonymousreply 2206/28/2020

Beefy = HOT. Only effeminate gays obsess about being skinny like the typical American woman. Typical straight guy who will never diet in his life.

by Anonymousreply 2306/28/2020

He's one of the few men who are considered attractive who should never grow facial hair. It's just ugly on him.

by Anonymousreply 2406/28/2020

We saw him on a hiking trail in Montauk back in March. He is beefy and (as is always said about celebs in person), somewhat short.

by Anonymousreply 2506/28/2020

No complaints here, thanks for sharing the pics!

by Anonymousreply 2606/28/2020

He has a classic barrel chest. His body looks much better from the side than from the front.

by Anonymousreply 2706/28/2020

He fills out those shorts quite nicely. Baby got back.

by Anonymousreply 2806/28/2020

Fat fit

by Anonymousreply 2906/28/2020

He's shaped like an upside down triangle. Narrow hips, small ass, and big wide shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 3006/28/2020

His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.

by Anonymousreply 3106/28/2020

[quote] He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 3206/28/2020

I don't know if there's white in his chest hair, but there's definitely white in his beard stubble.

by Anonymousreply 3306/28/2020

Premature gray facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 3406/28/2020

He's fat. Pete Davidson is much hotter and has a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 3506/28/2020

Nice body, good hair, unfortunate nose.

by Anonymousreply 3606/28/2020

"His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.'

All the better for me to POOP ON!!!

by Anonymousreply 3706/28/2020

[quote] Pete Davidson is much hotter

Pete Davidson is not much hotter (or even moderately or mildly hotter) than anyone.

by Anonymousreply 3806/28/2020

Colin has put on the Covid 19.

by Anonymousreply 3906/28/2020

Pete Davidson looks like a white trash methhead who's at death's door.

by Anonymousreply 4006/28/2020

His body is somewhat apelike.

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by Anonymousreply 4106/28/2020

His body is perfect. Nice and beefy, without looking like a gym freak.

by Anonymousreply 4206/28/2020

So OP just say he’s hnot and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 4306/28/2020

Um.. what about his hair? I always thought it's a wig. Can you go surfing with a hair piece? I'd do him anyway, just curious.

by Anonymousreply 4406/28/2020

His hair looks incredibly thick.

by Anonymousreply 4506/28/2020

I'd let him stick it in me bareback.

by Anonymousreply 4606/28/2020

Raw doggin'!

by Anonymousreply 4706/28/2020

I didn’t even know who he was until he started doing The unfunny weekend update. 15 years on the show? Really?

by Anonymousreply 4806/28/2020

is he still with ScarJo ?

by Anonymousreply 4906/28/2020

I'd fuck him. I'm jealous of his hair.

by Anonymousreply 5006/28/2020

[quote]I'm jealous of his hair.

the gray parts?

by Anonymousreply 5106/28/2020

Normal straight guy almost gone to seed but till fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 5206/28/2020

His mouth and teeth always make me wonder if he is part Osmond.

by Anonymousreply 5306/28/2020

The French guy was probably the only decent fuck out of the bunch for Scarlett. She sure likes them bland.

by Anonymousreply 5406/28/2020

The word is FAT, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5506/28/2020

I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

by Anonymousreply 5606/28/2020

Nice dad bod. Not bad for a guy who's almost middle aged.

by Anonymousreply 5706/28/2020

All right, you whores know what happens to you when you raw dog it, don't you? You might get the gift that keeps on giving.

by Anonymousreply 5806/28/2020

Pete is a lot sexier than Colin, and he's better in the sack.

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by Anonymousreply 5906/28/2020

R59 Pete is a creepy scumbag who is probably only animated by the various STDs he is carrying.

by Anonymousreply 6006/28/2020

Weird torso and arms. That he's a former fattie explains a lot.

Scarlett J. has to be missing Ryan Reynolds' body right about now ....

by Anonymousreply 6106/28/2020

I agree Pete Davidson is disgusting and looks like a meth addict.

by Anonymousreply 6206/28/2020

This is what Ryan Reynolds looked like at 38, same age as Colin now, while he filmed Deadpool.

I'd take Jost and Reynolds! One for breakfast, one for lunch, and both for dinner!

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by Anonymousreply 6306/28/2020

He's no Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 6406/28/2020

He has the Irish big head barrel chest thing going on (Ted Kennedy, Alec Baldwin, etc)

by Anonymousreply 6506/28/2020

Colin is from Staten Island so he is not far removed from trash. I'm always interested in those types who manage to break away from their trash beginnings and remake themselves over into something new.

by Anonymousreply 6606/29/2020

Per Wikipedia, "Jost was dorm-mates with 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg while the two lived in Leverett House at Harvard."

by Anonymousreply 6706/29/2020

Their Harvard yearbook photos:

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by Anonymousreply 6806/29/2020

Verificatia of size meat?

by Anonymousreply 6906/29/2020

Probably average, r68.

by Anonymousreply 7006/29/2020

R68 Pete looked the same in college. Colin was fugly.

by Anonymousreply 7106/29/2020

I guess that's why Jost played Pete on SNL. Pete gave Colin the okay so he wouldn't drag him too badly on the show.

by Anonymousreply 7206/29/2020

Pete Davidson can look like a dork. Plus, he’s covered his body with those god-awful tats.

I agree with R56. I’m good with Jost’s body.

[quote] I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

by Anonymousreply 7306/29/2020

Jost has one of those upside down mouths. Not attractive at all. Pete is simply beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 7406/29/2020

Jost would get it.

by Anonymousreply 7506/30/2020
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