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I Didn't Realize Colin Jost Was So Beefy

I can't decide if he's hot or not.

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by Anonymousreply 75Last Tuesday at 4:04 AM

Hawt still but verging on straight guy fat body.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Saturday at 4:24 PM

He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Saturday at 4:26 PM

Sorry, I forgot that links to the Daily Mail that have videos in the article are fucked up here for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Saturday at 4:29 PM

Fat and smug.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Saturday at 4:30 PM

I’d hit it

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Saturday at 4:30 PM

He’s gained quite a bit of weight since his tits’ previous outing

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by Anonymousreply 6Last Saturday at 4:30 PM

[quote]He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

For real? He still seems like the new guy.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Saturday at 4:33 PM

But he wasn't acting that whole time on the show, he was a writer for most of the earlier years.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Saturday at 4:36 PM

he looks delicious there, R5. Nice legs.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Saturday at 4:47 PM

Not.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Saturday at 4:48 PM

He's an interesting guy. Because he's handsome and has a square jaw and went to Harvard, people often assume he's wealthy, but he's actually from a middle class background in Staten island.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Saturday at 5:04 PM

Staten Island? So many hawt Staten Island guys on SNL. What's the statistical likelihood?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Sunday at 1:28 AM

Colin Jose has always looked like a smarmy frat guy to me. It made total sense when he got with Scarlett What's-Her-Fuck.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Sunday at 1:32 AM

*Colin Jost...though I guess his middle name could be Jose (not likely).

by Anonymousreply 14Last Sunday at 1:33 AM

Is that an optical illusion or does he have gray chest hair? yikes

by Anonymousreply 15Last Sunday at 2:29 AM

He's adorable. That recent piece in the New Yorker made me fall in love with him. Chubby high school kid with a 3-hour commute to go to a good school. His persona on SNL is just that...a persona. He's a good guy.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Sunday at 2:38 AM

He's got an oddly formed chest and arms. Something about his overall shape seems a little off.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Sunday at 2:43 AM

Tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Sunday at 2:43 AM

Beefy=FAT

by Anonymousreply 19Last Sunday at 2:45 AM

He looks swole, but not in a particularly sexy way. His chest hangs quite low.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Sunday at 2:58 AM

R20 Yeah, it's weird looking, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Sunday at 3:00 AM

The space between his tits seems oddly wide. It almost looks like he's had pec implants that weren't quite correctly placed.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Sunday at 3:01 AM

Beefy = HOT. Only effeminate gays obsess about being skinny like the typical American woman. Typical straight guy who will never diet in his life.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Sunday at 3:03 AM

He's one of the few men who are considered attractive who should never grow facial hair. It's just ugly on him.

by Anonymousreply 24Last Sunday at 3:06 AM

We saw him on a hiking trail in Montauk back in March. He is beefy and (as is always said about celebs in person), somewhat short.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Sunday at 3:12 AM

No complaints here, thanks for sharing the pics!

by Anonymousreply 26Last Sunday at 3:16 AM

He has a classic barrel chest. His body looks much better from the side than from the front.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Sunday at 3:21 AM

He fills out those shorts quite nicely. Baby got back.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Sunday at 3:29 AM

Fat fit

by Anonymousreply 29Last Sunday at 3:30 AM

He's shaped like an upside down triangle. Narrow hips, small ass, and big wide shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Sunday at 8:59 AM

His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Sunday at 9:00 AM

[quote] He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Sunday at 9:07 AM

I don't know if there's white in his chest hair, but there's definitely white in his beard stubble.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Sunday at 10:04 AM

Premature gray facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Sunday at 1:13 PM

He's fat. Pete Davidson is much hotter and has a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Sunday at 1:22 PM

Nice body, good hair, unfortunate nose.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Sunday at 1:25 PM

"His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.'

All the better for me to POOP ON!!!

by Anonymousreply 37Last Sunday at 1:33 PM

[quote] Pete Davidson is much hotter

Pete Davidson is not much hotter (or even moderately or mildly hotter) than anyone.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Sunday at 1:35 PM

Colin has put on the Covid 19.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Sunday at 1:40 PM

Pete Davidson looks like a white trash methhead who's at death's door.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Sunday at 2:26 PM

His body is somewhat apelike.

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Sunday at 4:15 PM

His body is perfect. Nice and beefy, without looking like a gym freak.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Sunday at 4:22 PM

So OP just say he’s hnot and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Sunday at 4:28 PM

Um.. what about his hair? I always thought it's a wig. Can you go surfing with a hair piece? I'd do him anyway, just curious.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Sunday at 5:05 PM

His hair looks incredibly thick.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Sunday at 5:53 PM

I'd let him stick it in me bareback.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Sunday at 5:59 PM

Raw doggin'!

by Anonymousreply 47Last Sunday at 6:02 PM

I didn’t even know who he was until he started doing The unfunny weekend update. 15 years on the show? Really?

by Anonymousreply 48Last Sunday at 6:07 PM

is he still with ScarJo ?

by Anonymousreply 49Last Sunday at 6:09 PM

I'd fuck him. I'm jealous of his hair.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Sunday at 6:12 PM

[quote]I'm jealous of his hair.

the gray parts?

by Anonymousreply 51Last Sunday at 6:20 PM

Normal straight guy almost gone to seed but till fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Sunday at 6:21 PM

His mouth and teeth always make me wonder if he is part Osmond.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Sunday at 6:23 PM

The French guy was probably the only decent fuck out of the bunch for Scarlett. She sure likes them bland.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Sunday at 6:32 PM

The word is FAT, OP.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Sunday at 6:41 PM

I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Sunday at 7:24 PM

Nice dad bod. Not bad for a guy who's almost middle aged.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Sunday at 7:55 PM

All right, you whores know what happens to you when you raw dog it, don't you? You might get the gift that keeps on giving.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Sunday at 8:23 PM

Pete is a lot sexier than Colin, and he's better in the sack.

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by Anonymousreply 59Last Sunday at 9:08 PM

R59 Pete is a creepy scumbag who is probably only animated by the various STDs he is carrying.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Sunday at 9:24 PM

Weird torso and arms. That he's a former fattie explains a lot.

Scarlett J. has to be missing Ryan Reynolds' body right about now ....

by Anonymousreply 61Last Sunday at 9:27 PM

I agree Pete Davidson is disgusting and looks like a meth addict.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Sunday at 9:30 PM

This is what Ryan Reynolds looked like at 38, same age as Colin now, while he filmed Deadpool.

I'd take Jost and Reynolds! One for breakfast, one for lunch, and both for dinner!

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by Anonymousreply 63Last Sunday at 10:27 PM

He's no Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Sunday at 10:34 PM

He has the Irish big head barrel chest thing going on (Ted Kennedy, Alec Baldwin, etc)

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 11:02 PM

Colin is from Staten Island so he is not far removed from trash. I'm always interested in those types who manage to break away from their trash beginnings and remake themselves over into something new.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Monday at 12:30 PM

Per Wikipedia, "Jost was dorm-mates with 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg while the two lived in Leverett House at Harvard."

by Anonymousreply 67Last Monday at 2:22 PM

Their Harvard yearbook photos:

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by Anonymousreply 68Last Monday at 2:26 PM

Verificatia of size meat?

by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 2:27 PM

Probably average, r68.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 2:30 PM

R68 Pete looked the same in college. Colin was fugly.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 2:31 PM

I guess that's why Jost played Pete on SNL. Pete gave Colin the okay so he wouldn't drag him too badly on the show.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Monday at 2:46 PM

Pete Davidson can look like a dork. Plus, he’s covered his body with those god-awful tats.

I agree with R56. I’m good with Jost’s body.

[quote] I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Monday at 2:47 PM

Jost has one of those upside down mouths. Not attractive at all. Pete is simply beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 5:02 PM

Jost would get it.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Tuesday at 4:04 AM
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