I Didn't Realize Colin Jost Was So Beefy

Hawt still but verging on straight guy fat body.

He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

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Fat and smug.

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He’s gained quite a bit of weight since his tits’ previous outing

[quote]He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

For real? He still seems like the new guy.

But he wasn't acting that whole time on the show, he was a writer for most of the earlier years.

he looks delicious there, R5. Nice legs.

Not.

He's an interesting guy. Because he's handsome and has a square jaw and went to Harvard, people often assume he's wealthy, but he's actually from a middle class background in Staten island.

Staten Island? So many hawt Staten Island guys on SNL. What's the statistical likelihood?

Colin Jose has always looked like a smarmy frat guy to me. It made total sense when he got with Scarlett What's-Her-Fuck.

*Colin Jost...though I guess his middle name could be Jose (not likely).

Is that an optical illusion or does he have gray chest hair? yikes

He's adorable. That recent piece in the New Yorker made me fall in love with him. Chubby high school kid with a 3-hour commute to go to a good school. His persona on SNL is just that...a persona. He's a good guy.

He's got an oddly formed chest and arms. Something about his overall shape seems a little off.

Tinymeat.

Beefy=FAT

He looks swole, but not in a particularly sexy way. His chest hangs quite low.

R20 Yeah, it's weird looking, isn't it?

The space between his tits seems oddly wide. It almost looks like he's had pec implants that weren't quite correctly placed.

Beefy = HOT. Only effeminate gays obsess about being skinny like the typical American woman. Typical straight guy who will never diet in his life.

He's one of the few men who are considered attractive who should never grow facial hair. It's just ugly on him.

We saw him on a hiking trail in Montauk back in March. He is beefy and (as is always said about celebs in person), somewhat short.

No complaints here, thanks for sharing the pics!

He has a classic barrel chest. His body looks much better from the side than from the front.

He fills out those shorts quite nicely. Baby got back.

Fat fit

He's shaped like an upside down triangle. Narrow hips, small ass, and big wide shoulders.

His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.

[quote] He's been on SNL for 15 years. That must be a record.

Nope.

I don't know if there's white in his chest hair, but there's definitely white in his beard stubble.

Premature gray facial hair.

He's fat. Pete Davidson is much hotter and has a huge dick.

Nice body, good hair, unfortunate nose.

"His body reminds me of Andy Cohen's body. Short and stocky. Built like a fire plug.'

All the better for me to POOP ON!!!

[quote] Pete Davidson is much hotter

Pete Davidson is not much hotter (or even moderately or mildly hotter) than anyone.

Colin has put on the Covid 19.

Pete Davidson looks like a white trash methhead who's at death's door.

His body is somewhat apelike.

His body is perfect. Nice and beefy, without looking like a gym freak.

So OP just say he’s hnot and be done with it.

Um.. what about his hair? I always thought it's a wig. Can you go surfing with a hair piece? I'd do him anyway, just curious.

His hair looks incredibly thick.

I'd let him stick it in me bareback.

Raw doggin'!

I didn’t even know who he was until he started doing The unfunny weekend update. 15 years on the show? Really?

is he still with ScarJo ?

I'd fuck him. I'm jealous of his hair.

[quote]I'm jealous of his hair.

the gray parts?

Normal straight guy almost gone to seed but till fuckable.

His mouth and teeth always make me wonder if he is part Osmond.

The French guy was probably the only decent fuck out of the bunch for Scarlett. She sure likes them bland.

The word is FAT, OP.

I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

Nice dad bod. Not bad for a guy who's almost middle aged.

All right, you whores know what happens to you when you raw dog it, don't you? You might get the gift that keeps on giving.

Pete is a lot sexier than Colin, and he's better in the sack.

R59 Pete is a creepy scumbag who is probably only animated by the various STDs he is carrying.

Weird torso and arms. That he's a former fattie explains a lot.

Scarlett J. has to be missing Ryan Reynolds' body right about now ....

I agree Pete Davidson is disgusting and looks like a meth addict.

This is what Ryan Reynolds looked like at 38, same age as Colin now, while he filmed Deadpool.

I'd take Jost and Reynolds! One for breakfast, one for lunch, and both for dinner!

He's no Ryan Reynolds.

He has the Irish big head barrel chest thing going on (Ted Kennedy, Alec Baldwin, etc)

Colin is from Staten Island so he is not far removed from trash. I'm always interested in those types who manage to break away from their trash beginnings and remake themselves over into something new.

Per Wikipedia, "Jost was dorm-mates with 2020 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg while the two lived in Leverett House at Harvard."

Their Harvard yearbook photos:

Verificatia of size meat?

Probably average, r68.

R68 Pete looked the same in college. Colin was fugly.

I guess that's why Jost played Pete on SNL. Pete gave Colin the okay so he wouldn't drag him too badly on the show.

Pete Davidson can look like a dork. Plus, he’s covered his body with those god-awful tats.

I agree with R56. I’m good with Jost’s body.

[quote] I think he’s really hot. Fit enough but also enjoys pizza and dessert. Nice body hair. Beefy tits. Totally my ideal body, and the face is handsome enough.

Jost has one of those upside down mouths. Not attractive at all. Pete is simply beautiful.

Jost would get it.