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Colin Jost’s tits

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by Anonymousreply 28December 15, 2019 11:27 PM

He looks like a Mormon dad and NOT in a good way. I hope he's already lined up a behind the camera career post SNL. Scarlett isn't going to bankroll his lardy ass on failed comedy tours.

by Anonymousreply 1December 15, 2019 8:25 PM

He and Scarlett will not be together very long, so that won't be a problem, r1

by Anonymousreply 2December 15, 2019 8:29 PM

She better get a prenup and an NDA on him. He's the type to write a barely disguised bitter movie about her after she dumps him. Like Steve Martin did to Anne Heche. Or like that 500 Days of Summer scriptwriter.

by Anonymousreply 3December 15, 2019 8:33 PM

Or like the film Scarlet is starring in right now, Marriage Story.

by Anonymousreply 4December 15, 2019 8:38 PM

I like his dad bod. Nice arms, too.

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by Anonymousreply 5December 15, 2019 8:46 PM

R1 Quite far from "lardy ass" territory IMO.

by Anonymousreply 6December 15, 2019 8:49 PM

I’d suck his nips 😍

by Anonymousreply 7December 15, 2019 8:52 PM

He doesn't look "lardy ass" at all, r1; he looks trim and well built.

by Anonymousreply 8December 15, 2019 8:55 PM

Much hotter than a roided up bodybuilder type.

by Anonymousreply 9December 15, 2019 8:55 PM

He is SO plain!

by Anonymousreply 10December 15, 2019 8:56 PM

Sexy!

by Anonymousreply 11December 15, 2019 8:59 PM

I think he's hot, but is she trying to be the new Liz Taylor? Calm the fuck down

by Anonymousreply 12December 15, 2019 9:01 PM

R12 her narcissism knows no bounds

by Anonymousreply 13December 15, 2019 9:08 PM

R12 Liz would never have a trashy looking tattoo

by Anonymousreply 14December 15, 2019 9:13 PM

Her back thighs look very matronly.

by Anonymousreply 15December 15, 2019 9:27 PM

I think he looks like a fun fuck ..,

by Anonymousreply 16December 15, 2019 9:34 PM

Hideous fucking ink on her back...and arm as shown on SNL last night.

by Anonymousreply 17December 15, 2019 10:19 PM

Scarlett said Colin was the love of her life last night on SNL.

She was previously married to that queen, Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 18December 15, 2019 10:24 PM

R17. From her Wiki pic, it looks like she has hideous ink on the front of her torso as well:

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by Anonymousreply 19December 15, 2019 10:25 PM

He has great hair.

by Anonymousreply 20December 15, 2019 10:29 PM

I would lick shit off his ass if I had to in order to fuck him. That's how appealing he is to me.

by Anonymousreply 21December 15, 2019 10:34 PM

In an interview a few years before she died, Elizabeth Taylor was asked who she thought were the most beautiful women of the day and she named Brooke Shields and Scarlett Johansson.

by Anonymousreply 22December 15, 2019 10:37 PM

You can just tell he has a nice thick, mid-sized member. Uncut with large shaved balls.

by Anonymousreply 23December 15, 2019 10:37 PM

R18, There was another husband after Ryan Reynolds, a European guy who fathered her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 24December 15, 2019 10:39 PM

His pecs look saggy in OPs pic. Like a 50 year old might have.

by Anonymousreply 25December 15, 2019 10:48 PM

It's interesting to me she has a type: preppy muscled fratboys

by Anonymousreply 26December 15, 2019 11:12 PM

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits in a nice dress.

by Anonymousreply 27December 15, 2019 11:13 PM

He has cuntface. Hate him, hate his sneery smile.

by Anonymousreply 28December 15, 2019 11:27 PM
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