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He looks like a Mormon dad and NOT in a good way. I hope he's already lined up a behind the camera career post SNL. Scarlett isn't going to bankroll his lardy ass on failed comedy tours.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 15, 2019 8:25 PM |
He and Scarlett will not be together very long, so that won't be a problem, r1
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 15, 2019 8:29 PM |
She better get a prenup and an NDA on him. He's the type to write a barely disguised bitter movie about her after she dumps him. Like Steve Martin did to Anne Heche. Or like that 500 Days of Summer scriptwriter.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 15, 2019 8:33 PM |
Or like the film Scarlet is starring in right now, Marriage Story.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 15, 2019 8:38 PM |
R1 Quite far from "lardy ass" territory IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 15, 2019 8:49 PM |
I’d suck his nips 😍
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 15, 2019 8:52 PM |
He doesn't look "lardy ass" at all, r1; he looks trim and well built.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 15, 2019 8:55 PM |
Much hotter than a roided up bodybuilder type.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 15, 2019 8:55 PM |
He is SO plain!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 15, 2019 8:56 PM |
Sexy!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 15, 2019 8:59 PM |
I think he's hot, but is she trying to be the new Liz Taylor? Calm the fuck down
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 15, 2019 9:01 PM |
R12 her narcissism knows no bounds
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 15, 2019 9:08 PM |
R12 Liz would never have a trashy looking tattoo
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 15, 2019 9:13 PM |
Her back thighs look very matronly.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 15, 2019 9:27 PM |
I think he looks like a fun fuck ..,
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 15, 2019 9:34 PM |
Hideous fucking ink on her back...and arm as shown on SNL last night.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 15, 2019 10:19 PM |
Scarlett said Colin was the love of her life last night on SNL.
She was previously married to that queen, Ryan Reynolds.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 15, 2019 10:24 PM |
R17. From her Wiki pic, it looks like she has hideous ink on the front of her torso as well:
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 15, 2019 10:25 PM |
He has great hair.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 15, 2019 10:29 PM |
I would lick shit off his ass if I had to in order to fuck him. That's how appealing he is to me.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 15, 2019 10:34 PM |
In an interview a few years before she died, Elizabeth Taylor was asked who she thought were the most beautiful women of the day and she named Brooke Shields and Scarlett Johansson.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 15, 2019 10:37 PM |
You can just tell he has a nice thick, mid-sized member. Uncut with large shaved balls.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 15, 2019 10:37 PM |
R18, There was another husband after Ryan Reynolds, a European guy who fathered her daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 15, 2019 10:39 PM |
His pecs look saggy in OPs pic. Like a 50 year old might have.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 15, 2019 10:48 PM |
It's interesting to me she has a type: preppy muscled fratboys
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 15, 2019 11:12 PM |
I like having nice tits.
I like having tits in a nice dress.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 15, 2019 11:13 PM |
He has cuntface. Hate him, hate his sneery smile.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 15, 2019 11:27 PM |